Tell me about your fetishes, /trash/.

Gimme a minute

>>7779325
I'm ashamed to admit this Dr Katz, I've got something called a "time stop" fetish. It's like I can only get off if I'm having sex in frozen time, and the woman is none the wiser. I can see what you're thinking already, "man, this guy's really got a screw loose!" But even a broken clock is right twice a day, Doc.

Let me tell you about this time I got to act out my fantasy. I found this lady of the night who was willing to do whatever really, so I introduced her to this time stop idea and she said she was down for it. I then went about setting the stage, taking the batteries from clocks, closing the blinds, and she lay on the bed for hours in a seductive and still pose. She wasn't the only thing that was stiff, I'll tell you that.

So I have my way with her, and it just was amazing, Doc. She didn't move an inch! It all seemed so genuine. And when we're done, she gets up and says,
"Two hours of sex'll cost you 600." And I say to her,
"What sex?"

Is it weird to have fetishes you love in theory, but would hate in practice? I love the theory of watersports. Of peeing on a girl or that girl peeing on me. But I know that, in reality, I would hate it. It would smell awful and I'd get all sticky. What's the deal with that?

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I'm technically bisexual but the only girls I'm into are like pic related.

Also I'm into fat guys.

>>7781490
I'm like this with one of my fetishes.

Not only is it not actually possible but it would involved lots of people dying. I'd never want that to happen in reality.

>>7779325
Heh. Heh heh. Where to start?

Well, there's the classic bondage play, but most will probably agree with that. Ropes, handcuffs, blindfolds, very nice. Sometimes a few more unusual or even extreme measures - spreader bars, clamps, blinders, suspension ties, chokers, harnesses, you know the drill.

Biting is fun, yes. Same with scratching. Then again, I also enjoy a bit of knife-play on occasion, but that's a bit much for some.

Cunnilingus, most definitely; I love to make a girl squirm and squeal with my head between her thighs. I'd be game for fellatio as well, if I found the right partner, but there's other issues there. Strangely, receiving a blowjob is, well, nice, but not so high on my list of desires.

Anal is fun, as is analingus, as long as there's proper sanitation beforehand. On the other hand, I quite like biting a nice firm butt, and spanking is definitely enjoyable too.

Toys are definitely up there, though I don't generally use them as often as I might enjoy doing so; usually, when the mood strikes, there's little to no impulse to inturrupt what's going on to dig out the box. Maybe if we planned an evening or something...same problem with lingerie, I suppose; lovely to look at, but seldom something that comes up.

Anything beyond there, well...thoughts and fantasies aside, that's about it.

I like ass expansion, pear shaped women, and pegging to start.

I like big booty with small breasts and flat bellies.

I really enjoy going down on women and would like to take that submission further by them pegging me. I've only had three sexual partners and none were particularly dominant women.

But I'd love to feel women's breasts squished against my back as they fuck my ass. It's incredibly hot to me and I may ask a friend the next time she's single to fuck me.

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>>7781490
I'm the same way with slob. Hot as a fetish concept, but nauseating in real life.

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>>7779325
Diapers, mainly. They're comfy and easy to wear. Not to mention when it gets cold they can keep your nuts warm too. It feels great to just tape one on and snuggle a pillow at bedtime, really relaxing.

I also like some tickling here and there, nothing like a good laugh when you're feeling upset. My only problem is I don't have someone irl to tickle me, but I hope that'll change one day.

Bullying is top tier imo too. I'm a heavy sub, so feeling absolutely worthless from a dom talking down to me is one of the best things you can do to make my heart melt for you. A'course, that'd imply I'm not already taken.

>>7779325
I have a foot/paw fetish combined with a bdsm fetish and most of my fantasies involve me as a pokemon trainer being overpowered by my pokemon then being used as their paw cleaner

>>7781505
Fearections are the hardest ones Anon.

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>>7779325
"Well. I want to control Pop Star!"

Impregnation
Kissing
Freckles
Monster Girls
Human male on female anthro
Xenos
Nightmare stuff like >>7781505
Wedding Dresses

>>7781490
>>7781560

I feel you bro. Check this out:

I'm turned on by the thought of gore. Not pain and death, but just like, organs and stuff. Cutting open a girl's head and seeing her brain,or skinning her, or chopping heads and limbs off.

But real life gore? Disgusting and depressing in equal measure. Hate it.

>>7779325
I like poop but poop smells bad

pseudo-rape

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I think I'm fairly vanilla by /trash/ standards.

>BE and huge breasts in general
>Muscles/Muscle growth (in order of preference: female, loli/shota, male)
>Weight gain/slob
>Mutual gaining
>MILFs/MILFification
>Huge hips/asses (on women and shotas)
>Shortstacks
>/ss/
>Mild corruption (like girls turning sexy-evil, like Sam in that one Danny Phantom episode)
>Super-strong girls (particularly casual displays of super strength)

I like to mix and match, as well. Shortstack/shotamuscle /ss/, for example, is probably my most niche fetish mashup.

I'm a simple man, doc.
>furry
>fembois (especially in any of the below)
>thigh highs
>big sweaters w/no pants
>lingere
>midriff
>/ss/
>Mind control
>Legitimately monstrous monster girls
>blowjobs

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Human on vixen

>>7779325
I have a thing about butts and extreme fetishes related to butts. I like big plump furry butts (human doesn't do it for me for some reason), same-size anal vore, extreme anal insertions and hyperscat. I don't know why I like these things but I just do. I wasn't corrupted by furry porn because I was into hyperscat for a few years before I even knew it was a thing on the internet. It just came out of nowhere.

Anything you can say, doc?

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>>7779325
I can get off to shit like this in less than 10 seconds and never cum harder to anything else

>>7781505
>>7784154
>>7784749
Requesting more fearections in /monster/ >>7670511
Help an anon out.

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>>7781490
It depends on the fetish you would practice in real life. I, too, have a watersports fetish and thought it wouldn't work out in the real world. Curiosity got the better of me, did a CL ad, next thing I know I'm drinking piss straight from a girl and loving it. You have to dig deep inside of yourself and find out if the thing you would hate is actually something you would hate. After all, you never know until you try.

As for my fetishes, I like too much. BBW, light BDSM, watersports and scat, futanari, pegging, inflation, cum inflation (if there's a difference), weight gain, mind break, femdom, slob etc. My first picture to be exposed to the internet was a Tifa and Yuffie futanari scat picture back from the old times of WinMX back in the early 2000's. It's all been downhill from there.

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>>7787279 and
>>7781721 (holy shit this aligns perfectly with me) share my fetishes

My biggest fetish (aside from furry, obviously) is bondage. I haven't written a single greentext that didn't involve bondage. Relatively light stuff (from ropes and ballgags to nipple clamps and spreader bars), and I do generally like to inflict a little bit of pain - nothing that would make you really wince, just something that would be more arousing than painful. I'm definitely more of a dominant person; having a girl bound and vulnerable at my whim, who trusts me with control over her body, is both unbelievably cute and delightfully hot.

Lingerie is way too arousing for me than it has any right to. For some reason, socks of any kind instantly get my dick twice as hard, especially knee/thigh-high ones. And striped socks (as well as striped panties/bras) are my favorite kind, by a mile. This is why I sometimes masturbate to traps/femboys: they put on extra girly clothing that women inexplicably don't wear as often.

The other big one that I can think of off the top of my head is flat/small breasts. Big breasts are usually way too large for me, and the women who have them are generally rude and abrasive in my opinion. I prefer <C cup, mainly because they're a lot cuter and less "aggressive"; shy, gentle girls are my type, and flat chested girls are almost always like that.

Everything else (anal, cunnilingus, toys, etc.) I like as much as everyone else, but they aren't "holy shit this is my fetish" level arousing.

>>7781505
I'm a fat guy.

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>>7779325
I know this is a lame fetish for weebs but I really love sexual harassment and resistance in fiction. Pepe Le Pew was my shit when I was a kid.

>giantess/shrinking
>face smothering
>furry
>feet/paws
>femdom
>farting
>body odor

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>>7779325
I'm turned on by the idea of being forced inside a living costume.

Besides that specific scenario, I'm also mostly into Transformation.

>>7793375
FNAF must make you diamonds, huh?

i think im the only person with a pooping contest fetish

>>7795362
Depends. I'd like the scenario if it involved hyperscat.

>>7779325
Homophobia and mysoginy. Being biggoted in general makes my dick hard and so does befriending lgbt fags and minorities and acting like a libfag while reading stormfront on my phone in secret.

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>>7782882
my nigga

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my fetish is for my request get done

>>7779325

>>7795355
A little bit, but the "dead after" aspect kills the moment.

my main fetish is zoophilia, but the one thing that really gets me more than anything else is [spoiler]genuine happiness[/spoiler]

which, thankfully, is not difficult to get from an animal

>>7796832
Man, you must not get off often.

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>>7800561
i haven't fap since forever because my request never get done asshole