HG Thread
>Dabs into the thread
Dead hours calls for the undead. Undead only please!
>>7760732
>undabs
>>7760736
Everytime I see the Diablo 2 skeleton I think it has a massive overbite.
>>7760736
>>7760736
Hey-O! Your undead hero has arrived!
>>7760739
Stop.
>>7760748
I'm glad I was able to lift your spirits!
>>7760744
Some skeletons are deformed, it's a sad truth. We're still purer than flesh.
>>7760751
I don't know who you are.
>>7760769
Well that can change now my friend. Allow me to give you a quick-rundown!!!!! Ahem- "Beware, evil-doers of night and day! For I will fight you till the firey will of my life fades, because I'm the super-hero SKULLOMANIA!"
>>7760817
Heyyyyyyyyy, you're not just some guy in a costume are you? You know, fake bones?
>>7760736
D O O T
>>7760830
NO? No! Where'd possibly get that idea from? I mean c'mon let's be real here, for all I know you could be made out of plaster and I've got A-LOT OF BONE MARROW. What's with the eye-balls?
>>7760736
Yo. I'm undying if that counts for anything.
>>7760863
I can feel the music in my bones! Play it loud and proud brother!
>>7760872
Those are my spooky eyes. I use them to scare people.
You've got a lot of black space between your bones, stranger. Most people can see right through us skeletons, but you...
>>7760876
Sure. Just skin yourself, remove your flesh. Become the best you can be.
>>7760892
But it keeps coming back. The parasite won't go away.
>>7760892
Dirt's hard to remove y'know.
.....
YOU'RE ASKING WAAAAYYYYY TOO MANY DAMN QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. I'm the real deal, and if you want proof then you might as well stab me.
>>7760903
Oh. You're diseased. I'd say we'd have to put you down, but, y'know, you're undying and all.
>>7760919
Yeah, alright.
>The skeleton pulls a knife lodged between its ribs and plunges it within the so-called "skeleton"
>>7760948
GAA--.. Mmmmmmmpppphhhhhhh!!!! MPPPPHHH...
>He holds it in.
>Keeping a dead-pan expression on his face; as blood seeps along the black crevices of his spandex costume.
Still waiting for someone who can willingly host right now.
>>7760976
>The skeleton's hand becomes stained as the man's blood leaks onto it. The skeleton looks up at him before slowly moving his hand away, an equally dead expression upon its face.
Eh, if you like bone enough to dress up as it I can't fault ya. You're a fleshie with fine taste.
However, I've already stabbed you. So...yeah, sorry about that. Keep doing what ya do.
>lol skeletons xD so spooky
fuck off underage, let someone else keep us alive
>>7761051
>kissu
>>7761042
You talk like a retard. Are you alright?
>>7761019
Sick.
>>7761063
Lol He Just Got Roasted........
>>7761024
>The hero Skullo-llapses on his knees, clutching onto the gash located directly above his appendix.
.........Lo.....I mean...
ya' didn't stab my live...liver... I guess that... counts for something.
>>7761042
>fuck off underage.
Now that's exactly my point; fuck off anon.
>>7761076
What biting sarcasm. You're a smart one, aren't ya?
>>7761082
Yeah, and it's good to see that you're not skullking about it either. Anyways, this ended up being a rather humerus situation, wouldn't you agree? I hope there's no hard feelings between us, cause I'm feeling like I might've boned ya a little here.
I'll call an ambulance.
>>7761107
Lol Its Funny Because Hes Replying In Character I Want To Be Skeleton 73 When I grow Up Lol.....
>>7761042
lead us
>>7761107
It... was either now or never buddy! I've done some other questionable things in my live that I've shameleslly regret doing, but this.... thi... this pales in comparison...
I'm a he...hero a super-hero in fact, so... being stabbed isn't much of a surprise for me a... at all...muy... muy bone-ita.
>He latches along side a said wall, and whips out hydrogen-peroxide from his utility belt. Uncapping it and pouring it along his wound.
>>7761159
but isn't Rika still an anime girl? :^)
>>7761195
she's vidya, obviously.
>>7761159
>playing an engineer scientist who lost her family three times
What
>>7761157
You've got a long way to go, kid. Anything is possible if you believe hard enough.
>>7761186
You're taking this extremely well! That's nice to see. The ambulance will be here any second now, so keep fighting and I'm sure you'll be fine. You're a bone fide badass! Most fleshies would've just died by now.
>>7761223
>he doesn't know
>>7761223
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7469544/#7470019
>>7761240
nice rp
>>7761042
kys
>>7761240
>don't lose your family a fourth time
make hg related
>>7761231
High pain-tolerance/powers... .... yo-you can go now.....
>The ambulance arrives and lifts Skullo to safety.
>>7761300
HG needs more rp like this
>>7761282
>>7761282
>>7761302
>>7761288
>The skeleton waves you off as the ambulance speeds away. Meanwhile, in the ambulance, the skeletal driver turn to face you as you lie on the stretcher.
We heard how much you love skeletons, so we've decided to give you an all express pass into the amazing world of skeleton-hood!
>The "ambulance" drives off the side of a cliff, with a picture to help visualise.
>>7761317
>>7761317
Fucking kek
>>7761282
>>7761336
Stop trying to make yourself relevant, Yukine.
>>7761282
2
>>7761345
yukine*
>>7761368
Post nudes.
>>7761282
Oh wait, I've gotta better one.
>>7761372
>>7761353
Shorty, no.
why is otto ERPing
what the hickity h*ck is going on
>>7761372
Doesn't have nudes.
>>7761309
>>7761282
>Hosting custom games with original events
>Hosting /co/des
>Stealing other hosts' codes
>Hosting default 24 games exclusively
>>7761442
0w0 what's this?
>>7761489
>forgot my meme arrow
S-sorry
>>7761479
Saved for the sake of my vanity.
Uta and his nine fillers are my favourite avas.
>>7761498
it's ok, dumpass
>>7761510
https://www.google.com/search?q=amanchu+hentai&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwizgZzAhprSAhUjxFQKHZ-fD7AQ_AUIBygB&biw=1024&bih=672
OwO
Get fucked faggot
Don't take the easy way out and gather futa shit, faggot.
>>7761528
i'm not even the one who asked for porn, silly
>>7761489
>>7761567
Define normal porn
>>7761585
Futa and gore
name five avas who merge ooc and ic
>>7761610
>XD
XD
>>7761629
damn...
>>7761622
Rin
Rin
Rin
Rin
Rin
>>7761629
can confirm this works
t. blind fucker
>>7761629
>>7761662
It's not surprising
The woman is gauss blurred. Einstein is placed on top of that, but only the image edges are shown, slightly transparent.
If you see the image sharp, you will see the thin features of einstein and assume the blurred woman is just his skin color.
If you see the image blurry, then the einstein features will blur away with the background, while the background is already blurred anyway, and you can only see the woman.
>>7761679
nerd
>>7761679
huh
thanks for the quick rundown
>>7761691
You forget where we are
>>7761720
>no jump scare at the end
disappoint
>>7761697
Do you need a quick rundown?
>>7761768
I just got a quick rundown, I don't need any more.
>>7761768
I'm gonna need a quick rundown on Bolin desu
First 24
>>7761824
Bill
>>7761824
Cute Anime Girl
>>7761824
Penguin
>>7761824
The Master of the Joystick, the Reigning Champion of Sparkle Island, Event Horizon, Robo KO, and virtually every other game on the face of the Earth, the scourge of every high score seeker, the myth, the legend, the man himself Tim Twinklefingers
>>7761824
Eggman-kun
>>7761824
Pabu
>>7761796
>autist who feels the need to be in an online group constantly
>got here from imgur, reddit's down syndrome little brother
>got there in turn from kongregate, a flash game site
>joined ERP for a stint from june to early february
>didn't join hg again because jude had threatened to dox me if i did
>recently hoshi leaves
>jude gives me the permission to spread my autism to HG once more
>left ERP once nue got me stumped
>now here
That sums it up desu
>>7761824
Maria and Harusame
First 24 for long name games
Only long names are permitted. If you want in then come up with something extra.
names with atleast 50 characters get in
>>7761824
Little Toy Robot
>>7761824
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7761879
Army general director in support of critical tasks under direct control of Yanari Shogun of the Owari Shogunate, Togame the Strategian
>>7761824
Lottie Person
>>7761879
SSJ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7761824
Hikari Kohinata
>>7761921
>kissu
22 more for long name games.
>>7761824
Paru
>>7761953
Magigigika Mirdin Do Din Norurun Dou
>>7761966
15 characters too short. I said atleast 50.
>>7761953
AAAACCCCEEELEEERRRAAATOOOOR AWAAAAAAAKENNNSSSSSSSSSS
>>7761934
>>7761953
Amami Rantaro
>>7761972
The Great and Powerful Witch Magigigika Mirdin Do Din Norurun Dou
>>7761996
You have the same hair color as me! Does this mean you're my brother?
I need 20 more. Your name needs to be atleast 50 characters long.
>>7761953
This video that I have been watching for around 24 hours or so
>>7761953
Chika Takami
>>7761996
>>7762021
Amamamamamamamamamamamamammi Runranrinrenrwntarouououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououououo aka Amami Rantaro
>>7762011
No. I have no idea who you are. You're freaking me out so please leave me alone.
>>7762040
I heard if we have the same hair color it means we're relatives! Or was that if our names are similar?
>>7761953
Figure of the Person of Hourai Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7762067
2 characters too short.
>>7761824
Hiyoko Saionji
>>7762077
The Figure of the Person of Hourai Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7762053
It's last names. I have no idea who or what you are, but you smell like the open sea. It's kind of gross and I would rather you stay away from me.
>>7761953
Your main man with the big plan coming straight at you from a mountain somewhere in japan, it's your boy ratkingx alias king knight man.
>>7761953
The Super Highschool Level Nurse, Mikan Tsumiki
>>7761953
Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise Reimu Hakurei
>>7761953
Super spicy vsauce meme that no one likes but I'm reposting it because why the fuck not
>>7762110
You don't like the open sea!? Have you even been out there before!? It's beautiful! I think you'd like it if you gave it a shot.
Come on, come on, come on! Try it!
>>7761953
Old Man of the Mountain Hassan-i-Sabbah of the Assassin Class
>>7761953
Me on the left in PA chilling with the amish while our boy Jeb Bush is becoming the real guacman
>>7761953
Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll Doll
>>7761953
Second Lieutenant Tanya Degurechaff the Evil, Devil of the Rhine
>>7762146
I've sailed across the sea many times before, but I would never want to dive down into it in search from clams. I'm a man that loves traveling while you're more in tune with getting wet. It may be similar, but I don't think the similarities mean we're siblings. That kind of logic makes no sense and anyone that uses that sort of logic should be damned for the rest of their life.
>>7761953
The man with the pineapple pizza in his ass and the tea in his bladder flying high into the hunger games on a flying gypsy carpet, it's your favorite cuck with a star shaped penis in his eyes, "gyro king" knight.
8 more for long name games.
>>7762184
You really like to talk a lot, mister! Tell me more about your travels please! Tellmetellmetellmetellme!
>>7762247
Maybe some other day. If I see you again I can tell you about the time I met a girl with a ghost for a mom. She swore up and down that she was her real mother, but there simply wasn't any proof.
>>7762203
The greatest fastest hero in the timestream. The one and only hero with the plan, The Half Minute Hero Yushia!
>>7762203
Sanji Vinsmoke strawhats member and best chef in the god damn world
spicy meme mix master with the solid but not too stiff rp king knight now wearing my new timbs
>>7762287
i mean hi
>>7762027
>>7762203
Uranohoshi Girls' High School, second year high-schooler, Takami Chika!
>>7762287
>fuck wrong image
>>7762203
The Holy Emperor of the Funniest of Funny Memes on Glorious Planet Earth on this wide as Fuck Universe of all Existence Codenamed YLYL The Hilarious The Virtuous The Glorious The Infallible The Impenetrable The Powerful The Cancerous The Third
I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.
>>7762315
>>7762203
Punished Venom Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, Roma's Finest
>>7762203
Junko Enoshima the Kiddie Diddlah of fourteen year old cunny
>>7762315
Damn, didn't know that they leaked the final boss battle of the next Kirby game.
Put a spoiler warning next time,faggot
>>7762287
hi ditto
>>7762339
>diddles
>>7762275
That sounds really scary! I hope that girl didn't lose her ghost mom because her mom's a ghost! That would be horrible! Wait, is the rest of her family ghosts? Spooooky.
>>7762377
>diddles your diddle
>>7762203
Ningen were a mistake, all of them deserve to die, ningen scum, Zamasu was right, he did nothing wrong, ningen
>>7762394
I-I am ready to begin!
>>7762389
N-not here anon
keep that shit to discord
>>7762394
This will be interesting.
>>7762339
Upvoted XD
Lets starts
>>7762394
LET'S DO THIS SHIT!
>>7762419
Tribute already dead.
There go all the years thinking about which long name to choose.
>>7762394
>>7762301
>wait fix my image man i dont anybody to know i shitpost king knight
>>7762426
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I-I wanna get off!! I-it's going too fast!! I-I don't like Rollercoasters!!
>>7762430
Rip
>>7762432
Too late!
>>7762432
>pats your head
>>7762432
You fucked up, Ditto.
Enjoy the consequences :^)
>>7762453
Goodbye banana.
You will not be fucking missed
>>7762440
What the heck!?
>Her feet were caught in unknown substance.
Ewwww.... this is sooo not cool for a Hero like m-
>Suddenly, she is sent flying into the air. Now free of the unknown substance
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
>>7762486
>Mikan sobs.
S-stop the ride! I-I don't wanna be on this rollercoaster anymore!!
>>7762564
V S A U C E
S
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Looks like the Vsauce meme wins.
Congrats
stats
Benis
>>7762589
GG no re
>Super spicy vsauce meme that no one likes but I'm reposting it because why the fuck not
>>7762593
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>7762600
Is it really you?
>>7762657
yes ofcourse
Hello? Is anybody here?
>>7762721
No
We've all gone to erp
>>7762721
Suuuuuup
>>7762721
Nooope~ You've got the wrong number. Sorry pal.
>>7762723
Dammit not again...
>>7762730
What's up talking bird guy! How's it going?
>>7762733
But, I am not on the phone right now...
>>7762721
No until next game
>>7762746
Oh, so I take it you're a funny guy, huh? Well if you're so smart, how are we talking right now?
>>7762721
Um...H-hello...
>>7762746
Pretty good, just chillin' until the next game starts. What about you?
>>7762760
SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO REST HERE WITHOUT YOU SQUEELING
>>7762746
It's more of a permanent thing this time. Without Hoshi to keep the threads alive with all his samefagging, they've gone to the only other viable option
>>7762659
>Filename
False Kana.
>>7762760
>bullies
>>7762782
I-i'm sorry!!
>>7762797
W-why?!
>>7762760
Hey, what's a pretty face like you doling here.
>>7762754
Face to Face? I wasn't trying to be funny cowboy.
>>7762766
Doing the same thing, got done with lunch. Could you tell me who you are?
>>7762784
Shit, I didn't bring notes the remember all of this crap...
HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU FUCKHEADS SEEN ANY FUCKING DEMONS AROUND HERE
FUCK!
>>7762796
no im the real kana wtf
>>7762817
Oh, umm...I-I'm just waiting for a new game, that's all...
>>7762817
Oh, I'm Mordecai. Benson said I had to like, play in the games or I'm fired.
>>7762829
>The real Kana have that particular image titled : Boss Kana.
Yeah? Nah.
>>7762820
I THINK I SAW SOMETHING RUN INTO THE FUCKING PLACE NEXT DOOR! GO GET HIM!
>>7762840
Sweet, hey I didn't catch your name.
>>7762843
Okuyasu, sounds like he's a mean bastard. Don't worry Mordecai, Stay close to me and everything will be OK. Did he say anything about winning a game?
>>7762864
Oh...M-my name is Mikan Tsumiki....N-nice to meet you...
>>7762850
Yes sorry, haven't rped on this board on a long time thats why
>>7762864
FUCKING THANK YOU
I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE DEMONIC BITCHES
>>7762864
Nice to meet you dude. I already won a game but I had to give the prize money to a spider for eating her doughnuts. If you wanna be bros or whatever that's cool, better than another person trying to kill me.
>>7762897
Rip and tear?
>>7762874
That's one hell of a pretty name. You can call me Oku.
>>7762897
Good luck on purging
>>7762914
Post lewds.
>>7762921
Heeheehee...O-okay then, Oku...
>>7762902
Wait there was a cash prize? I didn't know you won money in the games, and I am already cool with you, a talking bird is already fucking amazing as it is.
>>7762881
>png
they had theirs saved as a .gif file, dumbass
>>7762914
YES
RIP AND TEAR THEIR FUCKING GUTS OUT
>>7762921
THANK YOU,MOTHERFUCKER.
TRUST ME,I'LL KILL THEM FUCKING ALL!
>>7762955
where the fuck do I find gif files of kana
>>7762994
>he doesn't know how to convert into gifs
>>7762953
Apparently the (you)'s are like money here? All I know is some chick paid the spider first and it was super embarrassing. I have enough trouble with girls already.
>>7763002
im not aikawa
>>7763025
But aikawa is kana.
>>7763051
ZIMBABWE
>>7763071
Bojangle
>>7762944
So are you like a maid? You are wearing that sexy apron.
>>7763013
(You)s aren't money. To some it is, to me its not. I know who the spider girl is too. She is usually nice and not that mean.
>>7763084
Umm...I-I'm a nurse, actually...I-I can see why you could think of me as a maid...
>>7763105
Even better. I have a thing for hot nurses like you. Maybe some time I can take you out someplace?
>>7763145
Ah, okay! T-that would be nice!
>>7763084
I dunno, if she was gonna accept it as money I wasn't gonna complain. Better than being eaten by spiders for NOT paying. I'm sure she's cool too, but I'm still gonna be careful.
Post songs. Avas optional.
>>7763153
Better luc- Wait, you said yes? Shit! Uh... I will tell you when I am ready!
>>7763207
I think you'e too big for her to take a bite out off, I guess I can't blame you tho. Nature is really weird sometimes
>>7763217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRg__IicioM
>>7763249
Hehe...O-okay then..
>>7763217
Lizard a besto album
>>7763286
ay bb wan sum fug?
>>7763249
I don't think she was gonna eat me, but her like "pets" were totally going to.
>>7763329
...Huh?
>>7763315
>forgot to link the song
Holy shit
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31su5o_king-crimson-lizard-lady-of-the-dancing-water_music
>>7763346
You. Me. Bang bang?
>>7760699
TUTURU
>>7763217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRzwODGlzZ4
>>7763286
Could you tell me a little bit about yourself? I just wanna know great you're heart is.
>>7763334
She has pets? Might wanna look in to that
>>7763380
I want Mikan to give me lots of shots.
>>7763381
I mean you could probably ask her if you really want to but I'm gonna keep my distance.
>>7763408
Don't reply to me dumbass.
>>7763381
W-well, i'm a nurse...I-I really love looking after my patients and i'm dedicated to my job...I love needles...
>>7763470
I'm scared of needles.Can you tell me why they have to hurt?
>>7763367
...S-stop.
>>7763408
W-what shots do you need?
>>7763504
W-well...It does hurt a bit, i'll be honest...but it's for the greater good, I suppose..
>>7763554
Alright, you have any interests or things you would like to have, and why do you stutter so much?
>>7763616
W-well...my stuttering came from...well..umm...when I was bullied as a child...I-I gained a skittish nature...umm...R-recently, I-I saw a giant robot...
This is painful to read somebody host a game holy shit.
>>7763662
It's fine, I am here to keep ya' safe, and the bullies won't bother you anymore.
>>7763680
That might take a while. Sorry anon.
>>7763511
>Mikan will never act out her scene in the first episode of Zetsubou-hen with you
Just inject me with pozzy blood and leave me to die in an ally, senpai.
>>7763680
How painful? Just painful or extremely?
>>7763680
My will to host has been drained thanks to Soviet's North Korean living standards-tier RP.
>>7763712
>leave me to die in an ally
Wut
>>7763699
Aww...T-that's very sweet of you...Th-thank you...
>>7763746
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking travel to France, hop in a time machine and go back to the early 1940s, and die there.
Problem?
>>7763764
N-no
>>7763751
I SAID SHUT UP!
>throws brick
>>7763772
Yeah, you better not.
>>7763751
No problem!
>>7763775
>Swipes his hand like he is trying to slap the brick, but instead erases it
Be careful! You might've hit someone!
>>7763788
I-it's just that you said ally, which would imply you're dying inside of someone who you are allied with.
>>7763813
>Different character
>Still a whiteknighting shitstain to cute girls
>>7763815
Yeah nignog. Did I mention that I'm bringing Eska with me back to WWII era France? Shit'll be cash.
>>7763813
>Mikan witnesses the brick being erased
Wow! A-amazing!
>>7763830
top kek! Who is that? I barely pay attention to the shitty jojo chars.
>>7763860
>top kek!
>>>/reddit/
>>7763843
I'm gonna go for a while, I will explain how I did it then, but I will come back tonight. Take care and don't die.
>>7763879
>>>>/reddit/
Nice meme, why don't you go back to 9gag you fucking pleb?
>>7763879
Answer the question, autist. I want to get in on some shitposting.
>>7763931
WOW, Top quality RP. Please don't shoot yourself through your head.
>>7763931
I-i'll do my best, Oku!
Is it possible to raise 5 chickens properly in a decently sized appartment?
Asking for a friend
0QPA0-7M9J8-MZ6KI
>>7763944
>It's Soviet.
Thank you. Was that so fucking hard, HG?
Bunch of angsty, antagonistic assholes.
>>7764037
>antagonistic
What the fuck are you talking about, you bitch?
I'm the nicest fucking guy in this fucking thread
>>7764062
You tell him fuckstick!
Post the worst curse word you know
I'll start:
Heck.
>>7764108
"Express Game"
>>7764108
gosh
>>7764108
American.
>>7764108
Bollocks
>>7764108
Dang.
>>7764004
>already gone
aw
What was it?
>>7764078
Whomps
>>7764123
>>7764149
>>7764138
I'm telling mom.
>>7764108
Hoshi
>>7764108
Naff
>>7764207
nyuu
>>7764154
airport madness world edition
>>7764207
>thought it was a subtle panty slip for a second
Almost made my day... then disappointment.
Attention all anime girls.
I need to know what kind of underwear you have on. Its important.
>>7764108
Fudge
>>7764261
None.
>>7764261
Why don't you come over here and find out?
>>7764261
>>7764228
>she tilts her head curiously
Nyuu.
>>7764257
Nyuuuuu.
>>7764289
Is it weird that this turns me on?
>>7764288
Okay, but don't kill me. I'm doing this for the sake of our existence.
>comes over to find out
>>7764289
>Suspicious double bulge
>>7764289
thats a big touhou
>>7764261
That is a rather intrusive question, dearie. Don't you think?
>>7764311
It's just a puffy vagina
>>7764311
I thought the same thing.
>>7764308
>kicks your face into the dirt
Can you see them from here, pervert?
>>7764311
oh my god guys
i think she has two dicks.
>>7764341
Only makes it hotter.
>>7764334
>speaks with a mouthful of dirt
yuf, thehr stripefs
>>7764292
Just one little pantsu slip please~?
>>7764289
>Cirno will never sit on your face while Sanae milks your balls dry for several hours
Wtf I hate cirnofag now
>>7764349
>She continues taking her anger and embarrassment out on you, digging her foot deeper into your face
Oh yeah? Maybe I should give you a better look.
>>7764352
Nyuu?
Ash Crimson made me gay.
>>7764376
HEY put that away
>>7764376
cat tats. I approve.
>>7764376
>boobies
Gross...
>>7764371
wai, noh, now thehr starss, fuck I think
>is knocked out and dies as his head becomes one with the dirt
>>7764386
>>7764389
>>7764391
Nyuu? Nyuuu. Nyuu...
>>7764376
>Opens up a box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWW8DMpfI9U
>>7764427
Stupid cat! I said show pantsu not nipple! I know you understand me so don't be giving me any of that Nyuu shit, girl.
>swats with newspaper
(thank for gif tho she so cute)
>>7764427
Show them again.
>>7764108
Fuck.
>>7764433
>she takes the box and rips out the metal sheet creating the music before handing it back to you triumphantly
Nyuu!
>>7764448
>she rubs the spot where you hit her and starts to cry
>>7764451
Nyuu?
>>7764108
*unintelligible dolphin noises*
>>7764516
GASP
>>7764505
>Rips shirt off
>>7764516
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU LITTLE SHIT?
>>7764516
I'M TELLING MUMMY.
>>7764516
Say that again you turtlefucking mongrel.
>>7764560
>you struggle to rip her shirt off, but your arms are too wimpy to succeed
>>7764524
Ny-
>THUD
>is knocked the fuck out
*more unintelligible dolphin noises*
wassup, missed me?
>>7764610
PANIC
>>7764609
Lucy?
>>7764610
>>7764610
ANON! Watch your mouth, there are children around.
>>7764617
>attempts to pet
>>7764610
One more time. Say it ONE MORE TIME and I'll get my homie Pingu over here and we'll noot the shit out of you, bitch.
>>7764610
Dolphins were a mistake
som1 say dolphins?
>>7764648
>[unches uou(hard)
>>7764632
You could atleast be more gentle.
>>7764641
>bites your hand
ur fakin hand dont deserves touch muh perfect body, fag
>>7764619
Who the hell are you?
>>7764632
>pushes you away at extremely high speeds with a vector
>>7764673
i put muh fucking image and didnt loaded, fuk dis shit
Weekend HG is really horrible.
>>7764673
>pulls hand back after being bitten, putting it to my mouth.
sorry, little doggie
>>7764695
Blame ditto, desu.
>>7764695
Where you see
>HG
>>7764695
Try host if you want to change the future
>>7764702
im never fakin talking and you blame me?. u have some sick obsession with me
>>7764695
Everyday HG is horrible, alos, daily reminder that HG is dead
>>7764731
alos, my friend
Ditto is my favorite oldfag
>>7764739
Alos, poor Anon.
>>7764728
I just like that you react almost every single time in almost record timing to anyone calling you ditto.
>>7764795
>i have nothing to do and im so fucking bored so thats why
I want to fuck ditto