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ERP thread Butts edition

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ERP thread

Butts edition
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>>7760483
Even though this anime made me shed a tear, I still want to fuck Anaru's ass.
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No previous b-because I lost it...
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Post cards
Post songs
Post cake recipes
And glorious etcetera

Last time on ERP Ball Z:
>>7754679
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So sad I can't continue with my anons...
Ah well, see you some other time..
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>>7760499
>Kissus the Rin
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Post more buttcleavage (aka best cleavage)
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>>7760497
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>>7760222
>Oh. That's unexpected.
T-Thank you.

>>7760296
>Centorea takes that as a compliment.
Ah, yes! My hands must be strong and swift to handle a sword, you see. I did not hurt thee, did I
>Better suited for comfort? The meaning of such a thing was lost on Centorea. Nonetheless!
It matters not! All have their own skills and specialties. Your rump is fine is its own way! I'm sure its size is useful for many things.
>The implications of what she just said are also lost on her.
Now, come! Let us celebrate our friendship, Sponty!
>The blissfully ignorant Centorea gives Sponty's fat rear another slap with a dumb smile on her face.
Do not be afraid to return the gesture! You won't hurt me!

>>7760497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-otqHW9iQug
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>>7760497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiq9Kegc63A

>>7760509
>tfw miss that Nero that I was ERPing with on Discord
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>>7760499
NINE
INCHES
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>>7760497
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>>7760520
Nero was the only one who ERPs my waifu/goddess. Well other than me, but you know what I mean.
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>>7760509
Why not both?
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>>7760515
(Don't worry. I can take a no.)
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>>7760529
(I think they went by... Umu or something. I miss them. They posted nice images when we played and it made things much better.)

>>7760532
TODOKETE
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>>7760532
Tits are just fake asses, sorry
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>>7760515
Not at all. Don't you worry, I like it rough~
>With a impish look, she double-downs on her innuendos by adding:
Is that so? So you have a lot of experience handling big swords, huh~?
>The second slap, much like the first, sends her rear in a dancing display of soft and plentiful flesh, along with her additional package neatly tucked away in her white panties.
Oh, with pleasure~
>She indeed returns the smack, with more force this time, before attempting to grope the muscular backside.
Sheesh, yours is so much firmer than mine...
Doesn't it make it quite difficult for people to- hrm~... Mount you~?
>But now she's figured there's no way the silly horse would pick up on her double-entendre, but she can't resist the urge anyway.
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>>7760430
Aha~
>You leans into the anon's lick, grabbing his head and forcing him to lick her stomach for a long period of time
You're so rough, anon~
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>>7760544
Yeah their discord name was Umu but they had it set to Nero on the servers I think. or the other way around. They were nice anyway.
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>>7760544
?
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>>7760551
Uh...Y-You? What're you doing?
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>>7760562
Why so happy?
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>>7760551
Sorry! Seeing such a slim looking belly made me want to lick it.
>The anon says with his lips near her stomach. He gives her a couple more licks, the tip of his tongue barely skimming over the rim of her navel before he tries pulling away, but is unable to with You's hands clutching his head.
Uh, shouldn't you be letting go now You?
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>>7760576
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>>7760551
>>7760572
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>>7760572
>licks face
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>>7760581
Oh I see ...
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>>7760596
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>>7760564
(RIP Butt Cleavage Empress, you'll always have a special place in the heart of my cock)

>>7760569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns7I8vGLKDw
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>>7760497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
https://mydanishkitchen.com/2013/01/28/othellolagkage-othello-layered-cake/
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>>7760589
>his face gets licked by the anon
Wh-who is this!? I-I demand you stop right n-now! I'm not food so do not lick me!
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>tfw no erp reply
I-I'll just go... I guess I'm not wanted here...
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>>7760610
>Pushes down and smothers in kissus for teasing in the first place.
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>>7760610
I'm sorry but didn't you just left a while ago?
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>>7760610
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>>7760608
its me chibbbiko
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>>7760614
Rape!

>>7760616
Didn't you just grammatically write correct?

>>7760617
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>>7760604
Nero is still around the discords and still great. I can ask if they would mind me giving you their tag sometime.
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>>7760621
O-oh...Chibbiko...wh-why're you licking me? I didn't know you were like that.
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>>7760623
No I don't. I'm sorry if this upset you. I will refrain to post further after this.
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>>7760632
>nuzzles the dead rats stapled to her eyebrows to your forehead
ily
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>>7760623
It's not rape if it's not sexual!
>He continues giving Rin quick pecks all over her face, making sure that no part is left un-kissed.
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>>7760572
That's a cute guy.
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>>7760617
This girl is a special sunshine child now isn't she?
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>>7760630
(Ehh I think I memed myself into oblivion when it comes to those places and the people there... That's oka-wait who bitch this is)
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>>7760640
>Otto shivers from her bushy eyebrows rubbing up against his sensitive skin. His face turns bright red and he stumbles to find the right words to say
Wh-why're you doing this? It's inappropriate...

>>7760644
I'm not cute guy. I'm a freak of nature.
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>>7760610
Didn't you say you left?
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>>7760642
>Succumbs to the pleasure of being kissu'd and moan ahegaoingly
I-I guess you're right...
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>>7760623
>>7760648
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>>7760649
Shit/blog post as Shinsuke because people haven't realized the "Punished Lupin" thing is ironic
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>>7760604
I-I can offer buttcleavage..I t-think!
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>>7760542
>Perhaps not every lecherous passerby is a criminal.

>>7760549
Big swords? Of course! You see, centaur swords are built to be longer and more potent so my hands have had much training in handling the large swords of both centaurs and humans alike! Not just the hilts either. I am also experienced in half-swording so I am no stranger to handling the length or tip of the sword either!
>The hapless Centorea unwittingly meets Sponty's innuendo with some poorly chosen words.
Oh!
>Centorea gasps at Sponty's more forceful smack as it collides with her lean rear. She blushes a little as Sponty's hand begins feeling up her behind.
Well, that's what training and genetics will do. I'm sure thou has some muscle as well! Here...
>Centorea reaches down and takes firm grasp of Sponty's cheek, digging her fingers into Sponty's flesh in search of muscle through all of the pillowy softness.
It may be different in humans but I'm sure there's some deep in here... As for your question... erm...
>Centorea grows a little shy at Sponty's question, averting her eyes and blushing as if she's concealing some kind of secret.
Well, you see... don't tell anyone but I actually have not been mounted before. I am a knight without a master... for now! I am still searching. I trust thee, so keep it between us!
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>>7760663
>When he's done with kissing Rin, the anon gets up from her then pulls her up to her feet.
You know it. Now get outta here or else I'll kiss you all over again.
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>>7760679
Are you as hung as RIn?
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>>7760671
(People like who)

>>7760677
You stutter. That's cute. Stuttering girls are cute.
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>>7760697
T-thanks. I guess?

Who are you anyway?
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>>7760697
I don't know, there where people saying I was doing it unironicly. I think the central antagonist of a gag/shonen series and the fact he looks like Lupin and shares a Seiyuu makes it a cozy fit.
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>>7760497
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TV5m7KvWUj0
>up at 9AM because I haven't slept and I'm sick
REST AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME IS FOR THE WEAK
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>>7760702
I am a very sleepy ERP Online solo player named Kirito and I am apparently still marked as an orange player which basically means "Avoid this player". Not like I don't deserve it, but they DID have it coming. Jerks.

>>7760715
(And... your future for him is...?)

>>7760716
(I'm too depressed to sleep, at least of my own volition. I'm just waiting for my body to collapse and I'll get my sleep that way)
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>>7760728
Are you EST though?
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>>7760728
>that's what orange names mean

NO WAY. Wait are you Rollo?
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>>7760679
HORSE
PUSSY
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>>7760497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mbjPNdIZVc
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>>7760746
>Pets the senpai.
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>>7760746
Your only variety is A: a cock, and B: a moeblob.
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>>7760728
>Future
He's a neutral face claim since I can't see him as lewd, he's to goal driven. That way I can play Akira Kurusu instead of just using him as Lupin
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>>7760738
(It's nearly 9 AM where I live. The morning sun is shining badly in my face right now. Boy I really hates it.

>>7760741
(IC thing, in SAO committing a crime marks a player as "Orange". I actually know who Rollo is and I am not him. Sorry to disappoint.)

>>7760746
>(Sonico
Muh)

>>7760762
>since I can't see him as lewd
(I have this same problem with over half my roster, including Reaper)
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>>7760679
Wow, a talking horse!
>Otto gets up on the horse and gets comfortable
The hair is so beautiful and blonde!
>Otto runs his cold fingers through the horses mane
And the clothing it's wearing...how bizarre!
>he touches the fabric on the horse and admires the feeling of her clothes
Who's horse is this? I'd like to purchase this thing!
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>>7760770
W-wait, I thought they were the same person. Now I'm confus.

Who do you play as normally?
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>>7760760
I didn't realize til Id thrown them together that I gravitated a a set of cowtits
Could've sworn nakanki-chan was flatter, and Momo would balance it out if I had more confidence in using her
Now that I see them in a line I've been thinking of swapping Ooba to someone for something newer, but no ideas

>>7760770
Been wanting to use Sonico alot lately, hopefully this weekend

>>7760753
Wh-which is senpai
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>>7760784
>Pokes cheek.
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>>7760784
Upyaaa!
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>>7760770
Same. Was gonna post my card but I'm vomiting and feel like I'm gonna cough up a lung. Thinking about calling it quits after I get everything out
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>>7760786
(One on the left, Nakanki-chan.)
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>>7760770
My trip to pixiv this morning has shown me that Japan does not share my problem. They want him to fuck at least 3 men and Kagara. I mean Shinsuke is hot but damn, pick dom or sub Japan.

>>7760786
So you are going to use the flasher princess the same way I'm going to use Shinsuke? Samurai just have no luck here
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>>7760789
>>7760790
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>>7760679
Ahh, I see! How fascinating~
>She replies simply, keeping her casual demeanor.
Well of course, it might be hard to tell at first glance, but there is a decent muscle mass hidden underneath to be able to carry those curves of mine, you know.
>The bunny presses down on the centaur's hands on her buns, further groping herself with her hands to let her feel the underlying tone.
Never been mounted before, huh...?
>After thinking over for a short moment, Sponty nods with a friendly grin.
Well, why not practice in preparation for when you -do- find your master, hmm~?
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>>7760799
>Pokes her cheek a couple more times.
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>>7760784
>pets
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>>7760779
How are you confused? I am not Rollo unless Rollo plays this character on Discord . I'm Kirito, known by everyone as Jiro and I play the characters you see here
>>7760520
if you're a Discord denizen, it's highly unlikely you know me since I am in none of the ERP Discords

>>7760786
HOpefully I'll be around then.

>>7760791
Go get your rest. Neither of us will do anyone any good in our current condition, most of all you. Go sleep, eat some chikken noodle soup, and watch TV while laying in bed.

>>7760798
Why don't you just play him as a switch. A gay switch. Nintendo Switch.
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>>7760805
>>7760807
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>>7760799
Pikari a cute.
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>>7760819
>Switches over from poking the eternally smiling girl to ruffling her hair.
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>>7760809
>known by everyone as Jiro

Oh why didn't you just fuckin say. I could've sworn Kirito was Rollo's old name. Everyone knows who Jiro is though!
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>>7760809
B-but
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>>7760797
>nakani-senpai
Oh? You wanna be a cute little bro for big sis?

>>7760798
>Samurai just have no luck here
Someday I'll think of more to do with her other than onsen fun

>>7760809
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>>7760822
>>7760828
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>>7760843
That's too cute.
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>>7760851
Creepy.
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>>7760809
Maybe our swordsmen will cross swords. I also don't trust in my interpretation, not that anyone here watches Gintama or cares about it all that much

>>7760847
Did you end up doing the Onsen fun? I thought I saw the start of it but I was passing out
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>>7760851
>Seeing no change in her smile, he gives her a quick peck on the cheek to see if that changes anything.
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>>7760847
Sauce?
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>>7760856
>>7760861
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>>7760839
That doesn't necessarily mean good.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Jiro "the loser"? I thought not. It's not a story the Discord would tell you. It's an ERP legend.

>>7760843
Cabron we gon die of heart failure if we do not sleep. Go sleep.

>>7760847
I promise not to sic Nibbles on her.

>>7760857
>Maybe our swordsmen will cross swords
In the words of my best friend who I have been spending way too much time around to the point where I''m starting to use her vernacular myself:

gay
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>>7760865
>He got a different reaction, so that was enough for him. He gives her another poke then goes on his way.
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>>7760862
https://nhentai.net/g/181424/
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>>7760873
'Kay.
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>>7760847
I would but I'm too short on time. Maybe later if I do have my time.
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>>7760873
That or a three way sword fight with momohime that leads to things. But I feel like I picked the boss character. Oh and I would totally Yaoi or recruit people to his cause but I don't think I could write his charisma well enough since he is DIO levels.
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>>7760776
Did you know I'm hung like a horse? I can be your replacement horse for the night ;)
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>>7760929
No thank you. I can't ride you like I can ride a horse.
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>>7760918
Did we both just seriously pick up characters that are supposed to be easy ins for anything with a vagina but we fail miserably at taking the harems handed to us on a silver platter because we stink or because other guys are just better and more beloved at it?
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>the border between HG and ERP has been broken
God damn newfags
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>>7760690
Hung..? What dost thou mean?

>>7760742
Desist!

>>7760776
...
>Centorea is silent but clearly agitated as the stranger climbs up onto her.
....
>She scowls as he begins to touch her hair without so much as asking, disregarding the fact that he's practically raping her.
.......
>As he now begins putting his hands all over her clothes, still without sparing even a word to the one he's bothering, Centorea inhales.
............
>His last sentence pushes her over the edge, which she should have been pushed over as soon as he climbed atop her. Centorea suddenly begins wildly bucking and flailing, trying to toss the rude stranger off of her.
I'M NOT FOR SALE! GET OFF ME!

>>7760801
>Centorea's face lights up with realization as Sponty guides her hands against her shapely rear, allowing her to feel Sponty's tone with her own hands.
Oh, yes, I see! I knew it! Thou dost not look the weak type at all!
>In response to Sponty's friendly suggestion, Centorea turns red and shakes her head.
W-While I appreciate thy kind offering, such a thing is forbidden! Centaurs are only to be mounted by their masters!
>She politely bows, sad that she had to reject Sponty's kindness.
Forgive me. Such are the traditions of my people. I-If there was another way, however, I'd be glad to accept the help of a friend!
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>>7760943
Are you ever going to stop being a whiny bitch about getting 'cucked' by a nigger in a fucking typefuck community? Holy shit, come the fuck on.
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>>7760918
>That or a three way sword fight with momohime that leads to things
Nah the gay end is funnier

>>7760891
Alrighty, I'll try to be around
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>>7760943
No? I picked up Akira because I played him some where else and was able to meld his personality. The version here ended up being non canon as all hell so I dropped him. Shinsuke just looks like "Punished Lupin" and I might play him legit one day if I ever figure out how to write charisma

>>7760957
The gay end while she watches
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>>7760950
W-Waaaah!
>Otto falls under the horse, nearly getting trammeled by her in the process of her freaking out
I-I'm sorry if I've angered you, but you're a beautiful, dazzling...
>Otto stares at her humongous horse bags that were bouncing all over the place during her mini freak out
...voluptuous horse! I would be crazy to pass up something like you! Please understand that I want nothing more but to ride you all day and night!
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>>7760954
When I find the answer to that, I'll tell you. Sorry.
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>>7760954
No. It's funny for the poor gammas here that don't get any pussy or dick.
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>>7760950
>She chuckles as the centaur keeps on groping her so cluelessly.
Heh, well I do have my own special kind of work out, after all~
>Sponty then tilts her head at the knight's response, wondering if both interpretations of "mounting" had more in common in the centaur tradition than she first thought.
Oh? Is that so? How would you know if you'd find the right person to ride you, without letting them try beforehand?
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>>7760483
>>7760509
(Relevant)
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>>7761005
It's honestly sad desu. Instead of bettering yourself, you sit around jerking off with your own tears. Surely you're better than that?
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>>7761058
Ravioli. Ravioli.
Don't lust for the Dragon Loli.
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>>7761058
Ravioli ravioli it doesn't rhyme with ravioli but that pic makes my dick pretty hard.
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Post pics that make you diamonds
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>>7761096
>>7761058
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>>7761058
Reminder the dragon loli is not for lewd
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>>7761058
AHSDhalfbaksdnalksda;osidhlakjsdnasnd,masd
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>>7761096
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>>7761096
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>>7761116
>>7761058

Loli Rper WHEN
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>>7761064
>Surely you're better than that?

You might be right. I'm down now but, what am I going to be like if I do sleep and wake up? I came back for a reason and I felt the fire and the thirst then. The only way I'm ever going to dig myself out of the hole I let myself be put in is to face what caused all this angst in the first place. ....I may have to go back. Back to the place that started this fall, conquer my insecurities, and better myself by surviving an environment that removed the joy of erotic roleplaying from me and be the thirstiest person I can be, setbacks, rejections or no. People will tell me "No, don't go back, you remember what happened". But I let that happen. I let myself feel outcasted, rejected, made redundant, unwanted, all that stuff. Me and no one else. If I want to be liked, if I want to be wanted, then I have to be willing to try. It's not going to happen just by moping around and navel gazing. There's a niche I can carve for myself here and there, I just.. have to do it. And on the plus side, I get to meme as Abridged!Kirito some more. I've been better about handling my emotions. I've been keeping things to myself, seeking people who'd listen, rather than having breakdowns and making a spectacle of myself. If I can keep doing that, then who knows how far I can go.

....you know it was actually really refreshing to type all that out. Pray forgive me for everything. I hope to lead myself to a better day. No one but me can do that.
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>>7761127
There's several that play around here. You just gotta find them.
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>>7761133
I m-mean I'm one of them. But I never see any others on, except one who goes all loli femdom I guess.
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>>7761071
>>7761102
(Sorry to share, but I already passed that boundary yesterday.)

>>7761081
>>7761099
(I'm glad, though I should probably hold back with the Kanna teasing.)

>>7761114
(Thanks?)

>>7761127
(Well, I RPed as Kanna yesterday, and I tend to RP as other lolis, as well)
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>Surely you're better than that?

You might be right. I'm down now but, what am I going to be like if I do sleep and wake up? I came back for a reason and I felt the fire and the thirst then. The only way I'm ever going to dig myself out of the hole I let myself be put in is to face what caused all this angst in the first place. ....I may have to go back. Back to the place that started this fall, conquer my insecurities, and better myself by surviving an environment that removed the joy of erotic roleplaying from me and be the thirstiest person I can be, setbacks, rejections or no. People will tell me "No, don't go back, you remember what happened". But I let that happen. I let myself feel outcasted, rejected, made redundant, unwanted, all that stuff. Me and no one else. If I want to be liked, if I want to be wanted, then I have to be willing to try. It's not going to happen just by moping around and navel gazing. There's a niche I can carve for myself here and there, I just.. have to do it. And on the plus side, I get to meme as Abridged!Kirito some more. I've been better about handling my emotions. I've been keeping things to myself, seeking people who'd listen, rather than having breakdowns and making a spectacle of myself. If I can keep doing that, then who knows how far I can go.

....you know it was actually really refreshing to type all that out. Pray forgive me for everything. I hope to lead myself to a better day. No one but me can do that.
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>>7761127
When I get 24.
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>>7761096
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>>7761128
Why do you have to face anything? If you can't, just walk away and don't look back. Even that's better than this shit. You're not leading yourself somewhere better, because you're too hung up over shit that doesn't matter.
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>>7760992
>Voluptuous...? Hearing that word, Centorea can already tell what he's staring at. She covers her breasts with her arms, a frown on her face.
If thou wish to know me better, how about actually sparing a thought to what thou dost?! Common sense! You don't just hop on strangers' backs! Thou art lucky I'm not arresting thee for what thou hast done!
>She says angrily while pointing a stern finger at him.

>>7761043
Special kind of work out? Do tell! Perhaps I could add it to my regimen!
>Centorea excitedly says with a clueless smile.
Well, you see...
>Centorea pushes her metaphorical glasses up as she begins to explain.
The bond between knight and master is not so simple as to boil down to mounting compatibility. That bond is a mutual bond of trust, friendship, and honor! It is the bond that is formed first and then the master may mount his knight. Once a knight has found their master, they would gladly have their master mount them whenever they would please.
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>>7761096
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>>7761146
Jakuri's already gone Negan
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>>7761127
Can't help here. I cannot ERP adults, let alone lolis.
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>>7761139
Oh Kanna, I forgot to thank you for playing with me yesterday. It was really fun to finally play with the dragon loli.
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>>7761146
Fuck off Rin
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>>7761148
>does the Italian "okay"
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>>7761168
Sup K-cup?
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>>7761139
I know I was there yesterday.
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>>7761043
>>7760950
(Aaaactually, I think all these keys imprints on my face are a sign I should have been heading off a while ago by now.)

(I'd love to tempt my luck again at riding the horsey sometime, though!)
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>>7761139
D-do you discord?
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>>7761175
Va bene?
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>>7761175
Dorafs are for pounding
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>>7761161
That's always an option, but you're right. It doesn't matter. "Oh no, so and so ERP'd with that person". "Oh man, look at that person's type length, I can't compete". All things that are just baseless fears and insecurities. I worry too much. I think about things too much. None of this really matters. But, no matter what happens, I can do as you said, and just bow away and find a better way elsewhere.
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>>7761213
Abrasive as I may have been, I'm only saying this because I truly think you could be doing better for yourself. You just need to let go of this shit and enjoy yourself. Forget about Owain and whatever else, and do you.
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>>7761172
(Oh, you're very welcome! I'm glad I got around to doing something with her too!)

>>7761181
(Oh. Whoops. Er... I hope you enjoyed it too!)

>>7761190
(Sorry, can't say I really do for stuff like this. Plus I'm still trying to get back into the swing of things in the thread.)
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>>7761232
C-could we RP some here then? It's super rare I ever get to do anything with a loli, I normally always play one.
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>>7761238
I feel like I know this player, just from the stutter.
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>>7761183
I'd love to spend time and share techniques with my good friend Sponty anytime!
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>>7761179
HONK!
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>>7761164
>The words she's yelling at Otto go in one ear and out the other. His fascination with such a creature blocks out everything she's saying, making it easier for him to take in everything he's looking at. He gets up, dusts himself off, and goes right up to her to further inspect the centaur. He begins by lifting up one of her huge udders, caressing and savoring the size, shape and weight of it before moving onto the next one
Absolutely amazing! Even if I don't use you as a means of transportation, I could always sell you to a farmer or maybe a horse collector! With this bosom of yours you'll definitely do more than expected of you! Do you mind if I test you out before making this final? I promise to be gentle with you!
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>>7761232
Good luck in all your future lewding. I almost feel bad I don't like Loli.
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>>7761242
NO U

(Wait for reals?)
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>>7761232
And I'm glad that you decided to pick her up! I can't wait till I get to do more than just teasing to that thick butt of hers.
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>>7761226
No, you had every right to be abrasive. Sometimes a person is so stubborn that punch to the face is more effective than a pat on the back. You're right 3 for 3. Just do me. Do what I want. And I wanna RP. So I should just do that. Do that and not worry about what other people are doing. Because no matter what other people do or who they go with, I'll always be me.

Anyway, the thread is coming back to life so I'll be off. Thank you for this much needed talk, anon.
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>>7761096
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>>7761256
Yup. And although I'm now 99% sure I know who you are, I shall leave it at that for the sake of keeping you anon.
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Any males who want to have sweaty, stinky sex with me, preferably messing me up worse than a facial abuse video by the end?
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>>7761273
Why would you wish that upon yourself, sir or madam? I'm sure you're worth more than that.
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>>7761273
Are you male?
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>>7760497
It's not too late to post my card is it?
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>>7761295
It's never to late. May Sakura be the hope of all samurai in the thread
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>>7761295
Best taste!
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>>7761295
>Okita
>Lucoa
Nice.
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>>7761269
T-thanks. I think you know who I am too. M-message me on some other thingy.
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>>7761295
>Quetzalcoatl
unf
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>>7761285
I... can be!

>>7761284
But that's exactly what I want! I want a guy to totally make me gross and filthy!
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>>7761319
I'd rather you weren't.
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>>7761249
>Centorea frowns as he walks up to her and lifts her breast, clearly not listening to a word that she said. If she wasn't angry before, she sure is now. Centorea balls her hand into a fist and clenches it fiercely, trying to contain her anger. When he systemically moves on to the next breast and examines it, spouting out nonsense as if she were just an animal, she snaps. With a swift and precise strike, she punches him on the top of the head and grinds her knuckle into his scalp.
Of COURSE I mind! Did you even hear a word of what I just said?! I'm not cattle! I'm a knight! A KNIGHT! And I'm not a horse! I'M A CENTAUR!
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>>7761238
(Of course we could! Though... Right now isn't the best time for me. Sorry. When are you usually around?)

>>7761255
(Ahah, thank you good sir. Regardless of your preferences, I appreciate it.)

>>7761257
(As do I! Such a naughty body on such an adorable girl leaves room for plenty of fun.)

>>7761295
(Ah, you're the Lucoa! Nice to see you around.)
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>>7761308
Don't have one, so me teasing ya's is gonna end here. Enjoy yourself now.
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>>7761322
Well a girl is what I am by default. More fun this way too; all the make-up to leave streaming, nice pretty prim hair to mess up and get dirty..
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>>7761332
I'm saving all of these pics. I hope you know that.
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>>7761319
>Otto grabs it's face and stares deep into them, possibly reaching it's soul.
You're a smart, beautiful, amazing creature that deserves much better than verbal and physical abuse. Men would be lucky to end up marrying you, having two kids with you, and then dying at an old age with you. Please take better care of yourself.
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>>7761304
(I'll be sure to bring honor to the noble tradition.)
>>7761305
>>7761307
Why thank you!
>>7761310
Ara ara, it's been so long since I've been called that. You can just call me Lucoa
>>7761332
(Likewise!)
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>>7761332
You know it! Ever since seeing that episode with her and Saikawa, I wanted to have her body rub all against me until I can't stop from pushing her over and having my way with her.
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>>7761348
I want to see Lucoa take advantage of a shota and steal his first time, only to wipe away his memory and steal it again.
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*touches ur butt*
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>>7761332
Enjoy the rest of what ever you have planned for the day, secret poster.

>>7761348
>Commits Sudoku in the mean while.
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>>7761346
I...I don't think you understand! I wanna be ruined! Left in a sweaty, broken, stinky mess~

W-won't you help me please?
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>>7761383
This is the best anon.
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>>7761295
RIP best ava
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>>7761398
>Kissus the Kurisu.
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>>7761383
Faggot.
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>>7761383
(Me too.)
>>7761410
(Which one?)
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>>7761393
>there is a moment where he seems to think on his options, before he close his eyes and unfurl to his full height in front him/her.
So... what exactly is it that you want?
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>Wonders about the wandering of the Dejar maid.
Mmmm I guess I should come by later.
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>>7761327
>Otto was unaware of what the centaur was doing and was caught off guard by the punch aimed right at his head. It happened so quickly that the sound of her knuckles grinding on his head didn't register, nor did the fact that his hat flew off his head from the force. He falls back on his ass and begins rubbing the spot she assaulted
Atatata! What was that for?! Do you not want to be my horse? I'll treat you well, I promise! I've never been this close to a female horse before, but that doesn't mean I can't treat you right!
>he gets on his knees and slams his forehead to the ground begging for the horse to accompany him
I beg of you! I'll do whatever it takes to make you mine!

>>7761393
How do you expect me to treat you like human garbage when I know first hand of what it's like? I could never do this-
>Otto backhands it across the face, sending it to the ground
to you! That would be too cruel! I could also never do-
>Otto then begins stomping on the person, smashing it's face into the ground and laughing at how miserable said person is for wanting to be treated like shit
to you either! I'm far to kind of a man, sir or madam!

>>7761348
Lucoa...?
>Otto walks up to the well endowed woman and examines her in a similar way as he would an animal
You've got horns on your head and a relatively big chest as well. Are you some kind of humanoid cow perhaps? Forgive me for asking you this, but have you ever been milked before?
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>>7761459
thought u died
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>>7761342
(Part of me isn't so surprised to hear that! Haahaa..!)

>>7761348
(I'm not sure if you saw my original post, but if you were into it, some fun between Lucoa and Kanna sometime could be cute.)

>>7761363
(Mm mm! I couldn't agree more with that! I went for the napping starter for my first time since it seemed like a good introduction, but I'm excited to try different scenarios soon!)

>>7761388
(I wouldn't call it a secret, silly. I'm me! Either way, you have a good one as well.)
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>>7761466
>Otto leaves the thread in shame
I-I'll go back to being dead if that's what you want. Sorry for intruding...
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>>7761473
lol bye faggot
give a kiss to You while Chibikko watches for me ok?
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>>7761429
Y-you know
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Would you?
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>>7761434
>Sinks down to her knees in front of him
I..just want you to m-mess me up! Go crazy, no holds barred, ha~
Leave me all sweaty and broken and sticky! Do whatever you like! Nothing is too low for me!
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>>7761509
Yes.
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>>7761501
More Queen's Blade gals would be nice.
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>>7761473
no auto pls stay
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>>7761509
How would you even get her pregnant?
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>>7761459
>Lucoa lets out a chuckle.
Cow? No, you seem to be mistaken! I'm a dragon! As for question, no I've never been milked before. But a cute boy like you is certainly free to try~
>>7761467
(If you really want. I'm not into /ll/ but if you're really into it I'll do it for you.)
>>7761492
(I don't know what's why I'm asking.)
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>>7761509
Most fucking definitely.
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>>7761509
Kurisu says yes so no.
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>>7761509
I want her to swallow me.
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>>7761530
Degenerisu.
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>>7761459
>"What was that for"? Is he really this stupid? No, no, no, he's merely acting. He must be. But as he gets on his knees and begs her, it's clear he's not acting. He's just stupid. Centorea inhales...
What do you think that was for?! Of course I don't want to be your horse! I'M NOT A HORSE! That's clearly what that means! Stop being so stupid!
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>>7761467
The sleeping scenario was fun to play out, even though I fell asleep myself right at the very end of it. Anyways, I hope to catch you again soon!
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So is this Centorea ava from HG or something?
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>>7761547
No, but Otto is.
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>>7761512
>he fucking bitch smacks her
Stop being a slut you stupid cunt.
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>>7761547
Nope. They're from here.
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>>7761096
Pear-lolis are the best, the things I'd do to an ass like that, god damn.
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>>7761537
>Not wanting a huge futa fishgirl to swallow you whole.
You're the worst anon.
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>>7761556
You anon are a man of wealth and good taste.
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>>7761556
We really need another birb in here.
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>>7761550
>>7761554
Have they ever actually yknow walked the walk?
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>>7761556
I hate that we haven't had a Pappi yet
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>>7761096
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>>7761559
Kurisu we all know you always mean the opposite of what you're saying.
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Have fun, keep it ERP related
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>>7761569
If you check the archives, there was someone who played her just once. There's yet to be a consistent player for her.
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>>7761580
I hate GWAR.
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>>7761578
MILKY WILKY
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>>7761578
Do we even have a Makoto here? Practically made for fucking.
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>>7761566
Ask them yourself.
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>>7761588
How do you feel about Kenny?
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>>7761566
No.
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>>7761594
I think Morrigan used to play her
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>>7761525
>walks back in
I can't say no if you insist!

>>7761529
>Otto thinks to himself if dragons even have milk in the first place before realizing what she's hinting at
Yo-you're jesting, right? I-I've never done that to a half-dragon half-woman before! H-Heck, I haven't even milked a cow before, so I don't exactly know how one would go about doing it! I was only asking because I wanted to buy and sell you! Someone around here may be able to make do with your...
>Otto looks Lucoa up and down, not hiding the fact he's undressing her with his shameful eyes
Yo-your body type. A woman like you would make a lot at a brot- ahaha, at any place of employment, of course.

>>7761541
>Otto takes his bruised head off the ground and stares at the centaur with passionate eyes. There was no mistake in what he saw before him. That woman...thing definitely had horse parts, and he'd be damned if he let her get away now
If you'd be so kind as to prove to me you're not a horse then I'll leave, but until then I'll pursue you and sell you like the animal you are! You WILL make someone happy, if not me!
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>>7761594
Someone played her, but I forget who. Don't think they're still here though, so if you wanna play her, go for it.
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>>7761552
Aah!
>She holds the red mark on her face. Her whole feeble frame swings to the side from the blow
I-I'm sorry..I'm just a d-dumb slut, right? Please help me though! I ..wanna smell like yooooou..
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>>7761608
Oh, so they're shit then.
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>>7761623
Yea
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>>7760497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg7L0OQiN78


I hope it doesn't matter that I found the recipe on the internet.


+Simple White Cake
1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup butter
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 cup milk

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x9 inch pan or line a muffin pan with paper liners.
In a medium bowl, cream together the sugar and butter. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Combine flour and baking powder, add to the creamed mixture and mix well. Finally stir in the milk until batter is smooth. Pour or spoon batter into the prepared pan.
Bake for 30 to 40 minutes in the preheated oven. For cupcakes, bake 20 to 25 minutes. Cake is done when it springs back to the touch.
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>>7761459
>Crumbles to the floor, sobbing
Aaah...w-what was that..for...I m-meant in a sexy way...or..do you like b-beating up girls? Is that what gets you hoooorney~?
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>>7761509
YES PLEASE
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>>7761582
Fuck off TND
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>>7761586
I know, I played with them that single time

>>7761594
Morrigan used to play them and I think someone else picked her up for a bit. They are made for fucking and a good Dom so Junko might play them like they did for Mai
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>>7761529
(I see, I see! Well, I'm glad I asked at least! If you're personally not into it it's no prob.)

>>7761543
(Haa, that just adds to it in a way! But yes, I'll see you around!)

>>7761556
(This anon knows what's up.)

(And with that, I shall take my leave.)
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>>7761636
I want to blow Takasugi!
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>>7761582
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>>7761632
Yuuuuggiiiii!
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>>7761619
Hmm...
>He narrows his eyes at her, actually contemplating her offer now. This could actually make for a decent scene if he did it right.
Are you sure? There will be no stopping until I'm finished with you.
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>>7761654
Stop thirsting Parshit.
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>>7761639
Take care! I'll have that body rub against me one of these days.
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>>7761654
Paaarseeeeee.... This is my swamp
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>>7761569
I hate that you are black.
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>>7761659
>The desperate girl's eyes light up! Apart from the red handmark on the side of her face, she still looks so pristine and well kept
Y-yes! Yes please! J-just..think of me like a rag..or an object to get yourself off with, ha...
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>>7761665
No this is my swamp
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>>7761665
Pfft. I laughed more than I should've.
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>>7761569
I hate that you are wack.
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>>7761682
>Kissus the Parsley
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>>7761615
Half woman? But I'm all dragon! Though I'm not not for sale so I'm not sure what good I am to you now. Though if you wanted me all for yourself~
>Lucoa grabs one of Otto's hands and places it on her prodigious bosom.
I have been looking for someone to live with as of late. Would you be interested in that kind of arrangement?~
>>7761639
(I'm not against doing it. If that's really your thing I'll gladly do it for you. I just want to help people get off.)
>>7761654
Cute!
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>>7761582
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>>7761649
What makes you think you're worthy?
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Why don't we have a giantess ava yet?
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>>7761698
Well I can suck 3 dicks at once whilst completing a sudoku page!
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>>7761676
Very well then. Undress.
>He cracks his neck once on each side as he unzips his pants to reveal his semi-erect member.
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>>7761710
Quality over quantity Anon
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>>7761682
The swamp goes to the stronger person standing on it... We already who is the stronger between you and me, right?

>>7761683
It's a joke Parsee was repeating over and over again when we played For Honor. The enemy was really salty
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>>7761615
>Prove she's not a horse? "The animal you are"? Her body filled with holy rage, Centorea punches him on the head once more.
ARE YOU BLIND?! Look at my body! My torso! My head! I'm a centaur! CENTAUR! I'M NOT AN ANIMAL!
>She grabs his collar and begins violently shaking him back and forth.
How many times must I repeat it?! Are you deaf too?! Are you blind and deaf or just a complete idiot?!
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>>7761710
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>>7761721
Oh..okay!!!
>Hurriedly and slightly clumsily, she gets out of her clothes, almost falling over before she is fully naked. Her eyes light up at the fat cock right in her face
Aaah! C-can I..touch it?
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>>7761700
Well, technically...
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>>7761666
Satan has remorse?
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>>7761723
Well, some say it was the finest page of complete sudoku they'd seen, also not even a drop spilt over it!
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>>7761736
Funny Valentine ava when
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>>7761742
Doesn't count.

Giant lolis are like flat milfs: what's the point?
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>>7761687
No kissu!
>>7761692
Stop that!
>>7761728
Fucking!
>Guard breaks you then throws you off the bridge.
My swamp.
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>>7761633
>Otto bows his head and apologizes over and over again to the woman
I-I'm sorry, but I'm unclear as to how someone would beat another person up in a sexy way...A-And no, I don't like that! I like...
>Otto blushes and covers his mouth with his hand as he gets teary eyed
N-Normal sexual relations. The kind where you hold hands and make love passionately with the one you love the most...

>>7761692
>before he could utter a word in protest Lucoa grabs his hand and places on her mountainous chest.
Y-yo-you can't be serious! This is s-some kind new-age greeting, isn't it? Y-Yeah, it has to be!
>Otto's hand, despite being shaken by the sudden forcefulness, lightly clutches her oval oppais
Haha! To think you'd be so friendly and forward with me. I guess I should introduce myself as well!
>Otto then grabs her hand and places it on his elongated, hardened shaft
I've never played a game like this before, but it's extremely fun! What do we do next to, as they say, "break the ice"?
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>>7761761
Yes kissu!
>Starts smothering the Parsley with a myriad of kissus.
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>>7761749
You do have me curious, but Bansai is usually in charge of looking into those skills.
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>>7761740
>An amused glint arises in his eyes. "Can I touch it?" How adorable! Using and abusing her would certainly be a pleasurable experience.
Go ahead. You have only a few minutes before I take over and begin.
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>>7761759
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>>7761778
>Starts chanting off in the distance.
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan...
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>>7761778
>Headpats
You're okay just the way you are
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>>7761759
>>7761778
This anon clearly doesn't know why trying to get drunken, sloppy giantess sex with your drinking buddy sounds amazing.
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>>7761771
Wouldn't you rather find out about these skills personally yourself? What've you got to lose? I can almost guarantee you'd be missing out!
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>>7761790
A giantess has to be an actual woman, not a fucking toddler. Otherwise what's the point?
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>>7761761
Ha ha, you're naked
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>>7761791
Not at this moment but I will keep your offer in mind.
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>>7761761
Cuuuuute!~
>>7761766
Oh my, you're so forward!~ Well then, how about a kiss?
>Lucoa leans forward and puckers her lips. As she leans in, she to gingerly rubs Otto's bulge with her delicate fingertips.
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>>7761632
Found this for you.
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>>7761729
>Otto's still confused a bit. He couldn't comprehend the situation at hand, but ends up with a conclusion that might not make the centaur happy
I've got it! You're a girl in a horse costume! This Centaur is a creative name to say the least!
Now that the fun and games are over with, you're free to take off your suit. If you're a full woman you'll be able to help me in ways a horse wouldn't. Since this place is filled with people doing carnal things to each other, we can get to it as well! I know I'm not as handsome as some men around here, but please be my first!
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>>7761810
Thank you, I'll keep my mouth from occupying anything other than lolipops in preparation at once!
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>>7761753
Valentine is not for lewd.
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>>7761812
Cute dragon
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>>7761777
Thankyouthankyou!
>The desperate girl looks childishly pleased. She leans right in and takes a DEEP heavy sniff of the man's fainty sweaty junk. A dopey smile spreads across her face, and she rubs her soft cheek all up in it, like a nuzzling animal being pet
Aaah..so manly!
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>>7761761
>Respawns and dashes to push you off the bridge
My swamp

>>7761815
In that image there's three characters I play
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>>7761766
(Sorry I forgot I had company coming over today, we'll have to continue this some other time.)
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>>7761849
>there's three characters I play
(I see Peri and Camilla, but where is the third?)
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>>7761782
Tsurupeta tte iu naa T_T

>>7761786
Y-Yeah! Who needs tits anyway?!
>sniff

>>7761790
Y-You're right! Drunken, sloppy giantess sex is the best!
W-Wait...
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>>7761859
The tentacles.
>>7761849
Noooooo!!!!
>Dies
>>7761812
No you!
>>7761808
What are you talking about?
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>>7761859
The third one is Tharja.... yeah she's not in the image but her book does
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>>7761874
>you will never erp with parsee
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>>7761847
>While normally this kind of attitude on a girl would turn him away, for some reason he seemed to be getting into it. That is if his hardening cock had anything to say about it.
Cute.
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>>7761812
>Otto's caught off guard with the sudden kiss planted upon him by the dragon. Where he's from it means a completely different thing, but in his attempt to break the cultural barrier leads him to believe it's a competitive thing instead. He leans into the kiss, pressing his lips against hers. After a few seconds he tries breaking threw her mouth with his tongue all the while groping both of her tits with his shaking hands, periodically pinching and rubbing her supple nipples
Nng~!
>he wanted to speak more with her, but the immense pleasure he felt from the warm contact kept him engaged with Lucoa
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>>7761887
see
>>7761858
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>>7761872
>Stops chanting for a moment and yells from the distance.
Flat chests are fine too!
>Resume chanting the chorus.
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>>7761858
>>7761892
(I-I feel a bit silly now, but I'll keep an eye out for you in the future)
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>>7761874
>>7761878
(O-oh!)
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>>7761822
>How dense is he?! A person in a costume wouldn't be able to buck him off!
NO! I'm not in a costume! Look! I'm a real centaur! See?!
>Centorea raises each of her hooves one by one to demonstrate her control over them.
And furthermore, what's wrong with you?! You're saying even if I was a human woman, you're still just as much of an idiot!?
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>>7761874
Niceeee finally, this is my bridge and my swamp, time to call the bitches and get drunk
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>>7761902
Is this a young cleric?
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>Hoshi leaves
>no one sticks to HG anymore
Rin killed HG with his horse cock
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>>7761886
>She shivers happily, before finally realising what a complete and utter fool she was making herself. She smiles meakly and lifts her head to look up, letting anon's fat cock just rest on her face lightly
Aah..s-sorry! I got carried away didn't I?
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>>7761928
Can Rin kill Lupin and Owain too?
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>>7761896
The damage is done!
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>>7761928
Is that why you're here, trying to discuss HG in the ERP thread?
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>>7761930
>he places a reassuring hand on her head, seemingly pitying the needy girl.
No need to worry... you still have some time left.
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>>7761910
Calling me an idiot is a little rough, don't you think? I wanted to take part in some of the festivities, but I guess there's no hope for you if you really are half and half.
>Otto rubs his chin for a second, looking up towards to the sky
I guess there's no helping it. I'll sell you to the first person that offers a price. I may not be into horses in that way, but someone else probably is! People would pay a lot of money to go a brothel with a cute half being like you!

>>7761926
A young merchant, sir! Are you interested in buying this here horse from me?
>he points to the majestic blond centaur that's fuming with anger
She's awfully pretty, isn't she? I think you may like her even more once you bed her. I'll lower the price down to 500 yen just for you!
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>>7761946
I died only to come back stronger
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>>7761963
>Stops chanting again and shouts at the crying drunk.
Did I say fine? I mean that flatties are the best! They're much better than just having two bags of useless meat on your chest!
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>>7761983
I want some /ss/
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>>7761582
Skyla is like the only one I can think of for the last one, but I couldn't forget it
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>>7761977
>Centorea grabs his collar begins shaking him once again, just as angry as before.
I'm! Not! For! Sale! Are you even listening to me!?
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>>7761880
Maybe one day or maybe not.
>>7761912
I will return harder better faster and stronger.
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>>7761974
>Throws up another pathetic smile and nods. She rubs her soft face all up in that hot, sweaty junk, sighing happily as the tip pushes up her neatly-arranged hair and messes it slightly
T-thank you..
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>>7761977
Hey, my man, I'll take that centaur off your hands for a cool 1000 col. That's like... good money right there. You are not going to get a better off here.
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>>7761990
This is now how you write ... more stupid.
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>>7762004
>sniff
R-Really?
>hic
Yer not just sayin' that, right? I don't like liars.
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>>7762016
>Otto begins fearing for his life once she picks him up and starts shaking him
W-Well what do you want if you don't want to enact coitus upon your fellow humanoid creatures!? I-I'm trying to help you find someone to please yourself with!

>>7762033
Please get her off me before she breaks me! Take her and show her a good time so her anger subsides long enough so she doesn't abuse me any further! If you do this then I'll let you take her out for free!
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>>7762072
>miku
>meh
wow do you guys even lists
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>missed sponty
Aw shucks. I at least would have liked to say hello
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>>7762087
Who the fuck is sponty, seriously?
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>>7762065
>Noticing that the drunk really was crying, the chanter walks over to her.
Of course! I would never lie to someone as slim as you! Now cheer up, and be proud of that flat chest!
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>>7762032
>Smiling down at the girl, he becomes harder and harder just from seeing that slightly reddened face. It looked as if she almost had hearts in her eyes, the darling little thing. But... it seemed as if her time was coming to an end.
Ahhhh...
>He moaned as he placed his hands on either side of her head, turning it up slightly to look directly into his eyes.
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>>7762102
A futa
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>>7762070
Wow, for free? Yeah, you and me pal, and probably her, we got aligning mutual interests here. Sort of like a fate plays a role kind of deal. You want her off your hands, she clearly needs someone to treat her right, and I am in dire need of more proud members of The Kirito is Always Right Foundation, especially ones that I can ride proudly into battle with a sword held high, my slick black hair flowing in the wind, hordes of my enemies scattering before my awesome might. I am so in.

>>7762102
(Sponty is a futa bunnygirl and she's a complete sweetheart. She's one of the nicest people here and will accommodate just about your every need if you're lucky to catch them.)
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>>7762102
Best ava.
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>>7762109
>She blinks a few times as her dopey, blushing face is pulled away. There is a few smears of leaked pre down her pretty little features, and just a little flek of it sticking some of her hair together. She smiles absently and bites her bottom lip in apprehension, eyes going all wide as she looks up
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>>7762070
>She shakes him even harder.
I'm not interested in that! I NEVER WAS! YOU ASSUMED THAT ON YOUR OWN!
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>>7762133
Iunno, Fronk is pretty good too.
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>>7761295
Is that the one fate girl with all the really nice feet pictures?
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>>7762126
I just vomited in my mouth, thanks.

>>7762127
>>7762133
Does she do non futa?
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>>7762127
I'm not sure what it is you're saying, but that's great! Please take her away and do whatever it is you need to do to her! She's all yours!

>>7762141
>he looks like he's about to barf from the intense shaking
THEN WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT!?
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>>7762072
who is top left?
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>>7762148
Yes.
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>>7762072
I recognise exactly two of these.
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>>7762144
Never ERPed with Fronk.
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>>7762165
Who? The fat guy and the nigger?
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>>7762155
You got it, buddy. Watch me fly!


>>7762141
Woah, aren't you a feisty one? I like that. I like a steed with fire in their belly. So, let's go ahead and get these introductions out of the way. My name is Kirito. I go by many different names. The Black Swordsman. Beater. Twin-Blade Demon. The Dark Spectre of Death. Big Papi. Why are you so angry? Do you need some carrots? I can buy you some carrots.

>>7762148
(She has non futa avatars, yes.)
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>>7762162
That's good. Futa is the absolute worst but it's nice to hear about more nice people being around.
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>>7762072
Put Miku in Legendary and DMG in Meh and the list is good.
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>>7762182
Gotchu senpai
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>>7762178
>Futa is the absolute worst
Why so? Like, genuinely asking.
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>>7762104
>Suika wipes her watering eyes and sniffles before looking at the chanter and considering their words.
Y...You're right! It's not that I'm flat! My boobs r'just... travel size! Cuz I move a lot!
>Suika holds her hips and proudly puffs out her chest, displaying her bosom (or lack thereof).
W-Who needs cowtits anyway?!
>sniff
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>>7762198
SUIKA
A
CUTEST
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>>7762182
>>7762190
>dmg
>meh
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>>7762192
Just makes a character worthless. I'm bi, I like most body types male and female, but mashing them together like that destroys the appeal of both and just makes something that looks gross and wrong.
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>>7762072
Lmao wtf is this list
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>>7762182
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>>7762219
Put Parsee in legendary tier.
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>>7762219
No, no. Miku, not Mika.
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>>7762219
I laugh everytime I see this cause I am in two of the tiers.
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>>7762136
>He gives her a mocking, almost sadistic look as he begins to move behind her, his eyes promising humiliation and degradation.
Haha... it seems time is up.
>There was a slight pause where no sound was made, that is until he suddenly pushed her forward, not her hands and knees.
Are you ready?
>he questioned with a smirk,
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>>7762217
A list of tiers

Legendary
Coffee chan
Iowa
Ghost lady whatever
Fat guy with cheese

Great tier
Kenny
Yuruposter?
DMG
Black guy
Girl (male)
Trixie
Morrigan
R.Mika

Meh tier
Paul
Parshit
Miku

Irrelevant tier
????
What?
Cell
???

Gwarbage tier
Kurishit
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>>7762214
Really? I'm bi as well and I think the opposite pretty much, it's combining one of the best parts from a guy onto the sexy body of a girl. Though maybe it's because I don't like vaginal at all, don't know if dickgirls are shunned as much as futa here.
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>>7762219
Well fuck, if you;re just going to make this a fucking meme for no reason might as well put paul in legendary huh?
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>>7762239
>She gulps, something about those eyes scares her, she wonders for a moment if it really had been wise to put herself at mercy of this man. But his juicy cock felt so nice on her face - her mouth was already watering
-Ah! Y-yes! I'm ready!
>She murmurs, lying on her back all of a sudden, totally exposed legs wide open
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>>7762246
Kill yourself. I am suppose to be in the best of the best.
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>>7762219
>I'm not on the list
Well fuck
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>>7762233
Oh fuck
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>>7762155
>She shakes even harder.
NOTHING! YOU APPROACHED ME, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! I DIDN'T WANT ANYTHING TO BEGIN WITH!

>>7762175
Eh?
>She drops the annoyance she was just violently shaking onto the ground and looks at Kirito.
I'm angry because this buffoon here came out of nowhere and-
>Wait... did he say? He did. No. No! Must resist...! But... they're too good! Must... resist!
Did... did you say... carrots?
>Resist failed.
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>>7762198
>Seeing her puff out her chest through all of her tears, the chanter does it as well, mimicking her with a grin.
Absolutely no one! Cow tits maybe soft, but that's just it! They get in the way of many things, and are more of a burden than a luxury!
>He hears her snivel one more time, and take a step closer to the drunk.
Hey, are you still crying? Well don't be! Cheer yourself up some more! Do something that makes you feel good!
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>>7762248
I'm not that into vaginas either, but slapping a cock on a girl just looks ridiculous to me at best, and gross at worst. It just seems so obvious and dull and is the total opposite of hot aesthetically. Biggest boner killer there is other than hardcore guro to me.
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>>7762268
>>7762175
Looks like my work here is done! I'll come back later to sell more woman for you lot!
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>>7762289
Well, looks like it's another case of "to each their own" I suppose. I find it incredibly hot since I like cocks but I also like women with great figures, so mixing both is like mixing cookies and cream.
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>>7762233
Fixed
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>>7762246
The two ??? People in irrelevant are Chara and Gilgamesh
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>>7762311
>>7762318
what the fuck are you doing
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>>7762268
>The boy smiled to herself at the sudden shift in her demeanor. Gone was the irritated and possibly violent centauress that put fear in the heart of the merchant. Kirito sauntered up to her, a hand on his girlish hips as he sized her up. A hand of introspection rubbed away at his chin while he nodded in appreciation of the hybrid person.

Yeah, you like the sound of that? I can get you like.. the best carrots that they sell. Fresh, GMO, you name it. I'm loaded, baby. It's what happens when you just wander around level grinding off monsters, bandits, and dungeon bosses. You build up a good little nest egg.

>>7762297
See you, my dude.
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>Discord fags so desperate for attention they have to plaster their shit in the threads
Sad
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>>7762257
>He gave a short chuckle at her response. He didn't need it at this point, but he was still going to. Because what was the point in not?
>Suddenly, he slammed his meaty cock down onto her entrance, deciding to tease he a bit before he go to the main event.
Ohhh? Already this wet are we, slut?
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>>7762338
Lupin's back. Expect this to be a reoccurring thing.
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>>7762207
YEAH! MY BOOBS ARE CUTER THAN ANY FAT COWTITS!

>>7762277
N-Nuh uh! I'm not cryin'! I'm just, uh, smellin' the sweet smell of victory! Victory drink!
>Suika reaches for her gourd and begins to shamelessly down its contents for far longer than is healthy.
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>Posting list
Cards master race
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I miss furry porn
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Yotsu go to bed
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>>7762391
Mine are better.
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>>7762393
I remember the good old days of "Ava worship" being the boogeyman
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>>7762391
Are you sure?
>The chanter's eyes soon widen in amazement from seeing the flat-chested oni down her gourd.
Uh, are you sure you should be drinking that much? I heard alcohol makes you feel worse than instead of making you feel good.
>He doesn't stop her though, as he wants to see how much she can drink in one go.
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>>7762297
Don't ever come back!

>>7762335
Fresh carrots...? E-Erm, don't be silly! I d-don't even like carrots that much!
>Centorea scoffs and waves away the silly notion that her, a half horse being, could possibly like carrots. No siree.
B-But if thou has any carrots that thou art not in need of, I-I'd be happy to get them off thy hands! T-To sell them, of course!
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>>7762475
>sticks a carrot in the horse pussy
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Evening dudes with attitudes
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>>7762500
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>>7762511
Evening DMG.
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>>7762514
S*ARO AVA WHEN?
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>>7762514
>Kissu
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>>7762514
May I start with a kiss and go from there...?
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>>7762393
>tfw you'll never be relevant enough to be on one of these
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>>7762535
Kys Lupin
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>tfw anon leaves mid sesh
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>>7762535
Eh, it's not so bad. Just means you're not tied up in all the drama.
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>>7762540
You picked the person that'd hurt me the most; didn't you? You wound me anon, on a spiritual level.
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>>7762524
How you doing anon friend? As bored as I am?
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>>7762554
I like to tell myself I was so good they came early and then just stopped
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>>7762414
Lie!

>>7762466
>A few gulps can be heard as she drowns herself in sake before she finally puts the gourd down, looking like she's just woken up from a years long slumber.
...
>She then flops backwards onto the ground, flat on her back.
Dunno what yer' sayin'. I feel positively great.
>hic
So great I feel like I could transcend thish mortal coil.
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>>7762475
You know what? I may just have a few carrots in my inventory right now. Ragout Rabbit bait, y'know? Gotta farm those S-class mats. But, I might be tempted to forget about all that Lenny nonsense and go ahead and let you have them. You just gotta be willing to do one thing for your ol pal Kirito.

>The boy then flicked his arm upwards, bringing up a menu that floated in the air before him. A few taps here and there, swipes to the right and to the left and right in front of the excited centaur materialized a basket of carrots. High quality carrots clearly meant to entice fans of such a vegetable. Alongside them materialized a piece of paper with writing on it. The small print wasn't legible at the distant it floated, but the words "The Kirito Is Always Right Foundatoin" in thick bold was very much readable. For a few moments, Kirito let the carrots float in front of her eyes, to tantalize her, before he took the basket and the paper away. He held the basket in his right hand while holding the slip of paper in his left

See this? This is an official, bonafide, notarized, government recognized job application form for the up and coming start up enterprise that I like to call The Kirito is Always Right Foundation. Employee benefits include, carrots, being able to proudly state that you know me in some way, and of course open access to yours truly for whatever you need. Dungeon clearing, boss battles
>he subtly muttered "love making"
And all you have to do is basically prove that I'm right. About everything. So.. whaddya say?
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>>7762554
I like to think of it this way... You were so good, that the anon came early. And then the shame set in. And then he le-

>>7762575
Well, aren't you a clever one?
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>>7762531
>Kissus back
Thank you mister, come back later!

>>7762534
Sorry I don't manage packages, yet

>>7762528
RIGHT NOW MOTHER FUCKER
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>>7762569
Even more. I've wasted my day playing a vydia that has just crashed. Lost everything.
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>>7762587
Oh, in that case, I'll just take one option.
>Hands $3.00
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>>7762587
Really? ALRIGHT THEN.
>Slams down four dollars in front of the bunny server.
You know what four dollars means, right?
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>>7762569
Having a slow day, DMG?
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>>7762608
Four handjobs?
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>>7762596
That's what you get for playing shit vidya.. and not quick saving. What was the game?

>>7762609
Work is always slow on the weekend. I get bored easily.
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>>7762535
t. Treat
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>>7762514
>kisses: free
>not chatging 10$ for a kiss
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"Hold on to your tentacles... It's ERPoplis Evening News time!"

"Before we reveal the fetishes, the results for Fapfest!"

"Huh? Really!?"

"The Fapfest for this week was..."

"Submissive vs Dominant!"

"And for those of you who missed it..."

"It was a 50/50 split!"

"I think we were the only two who voted this week."

"Anyways..."

"Let's unveil the current regular fetishes!"

"All right!"

FEET!

"Huh, feet? That's like having tentacles as a fetish."

"Come on, Callie. I good massage after work is appreciated."

FUTANARI

"Futa-what-now?"

"Something about chicks with dicks. Strange."

"But now, for our Ranked Fetish!"

"Oh! Oh! Tell me!"

THIGHSEX

"Thighsex? What's the point in that?"

"Guess they got lazy when looking for the hole."

"That's all for this evening."

"Until next time..."

"Staaaay fresh!"
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>>7762514
>Kissu
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>>7762620
Civilization V
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>>7762620
You work on the weekend? Damn, sorry to hear, when do you get off?
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>>7762514
>kissu
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>>7762648
>when do you get off?
all the time on discord I bet
*bdum tish*
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>>7762636
OUCH. That can suck. At least Gandhi didn't declare war with you.

>>7762648
Class weekdays, work weekends. And I work in "emergency services" so they can book me to work holidays if they want.
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>>7762652
Clever, but can't blame 'em either.
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>>7762587
You're so cute.
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>still sick
Someone fucking kill me
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>>7762584
>As the oni chugs away, the chanter leans closer and closer, waiting for the exact moment that the gourd pops out of her mouse. He leans back slightly when she's done, and laughs a little as she flops onto the ground. Despite what she said, she looks far from okay from his point of view.
Doesn't look that way for me, but you're an oni, so I guess it's okay.
>He moves to her side then crouches down, and gives the drunk a couple of pokes on her cheek to see if she'll react, testing how drunk she is.
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>>7762671
>Pets
I'm sure you'll feel better soon enough...
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>>7762671
>Hugs the awoo.
Get off of the computer and get some sleep then. Won't do you any good if you spend all day here.
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>>7762650
> Reverse NTR
sauce
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>>7762667
That because I was Gandhi. I was trying to get the Bolliwood achivement.

>>7762671
>Kill you.
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I'm the sexiest.

>>7762671
same
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>>7762667
That seriously sucks, only been working 4 days this holiday since I had a week off from classes but to work weekends too? That sounds pretty shit. When do you break? Surely you get some time off in a week or so?
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>>7762698
>Kissus the Mecha.
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>>7762698
(Afternoon, Mecha.)
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>>7762714
Alright lets get this out of the way:
O W A I N
Oh look guys here's OWAIN hide your female avatars!
Owain fuck off stop stealing all our girls even though like they could probably erp with us while we're spending time bitching about you
Fuck off Owain dammit I hate you more than I hate life
O W A I N
W
A
I
N
Is this an Owain reference?!
There, hope you have a good evening man.
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>>7762635
>Kissus back
Come back later!

>>7762650
>Kissu
Thank you for your purchase!

>>7762607
>Grabs the dollarinos
Alright mister, we are good to go now!
>The little girl gets down on her knees, looking down at the man.
Should I pull your zipper down?

>>7762608
W-whaaaT?!
>Grabs the shekels and slides them on her uniform
E-ehm... thank you for your purchase
>She turns around and bends over right on the spot in front of everyone, flashing her panties to him


>>7762669
That's going to be $0.50
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>>7762696
Can't say I know that achivement... mostly because I never played Chiv.

>>7762704
Since I'm a part time student I don't have to go days I wouldn't have classes.
But if there's a course I need to do, then I'm in school all week, and work all weekend.
But if you're asking when I can lewd, it's right now.
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>>7762745
You are more smart than me, then.
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>>7762745
Sounds rough, free time must be extra nice for you.
And I was hoping to ask for that at some point, I'd love to lewd with ya.
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>>7762500
>It hits her clothes.
D-Do you mind?! Stop poking me!

>>7762585
O-One thing? What's that?
>Centorea raised an eyebrow and stared in confusion and curiosity as the boy tapped at some kind of floating interface. Technology nowadays. Her eyes went wide once a basket of carrots materialized right before them. Were they really hers?! She started to reach out for them before suddenly he took the basket in his hand and held it before her. Kgh! So close! She stared with mild confusion as he explained the benefits and terms of this strange organization. It seemed like a joke. But, hey! Playing along with a joke is an easy price to pay for carrots! Centorea puts a hand on her chin, pretending to be in deep consideration of Kirito's offer for a few moments.
...I see. I suppose thine offer lines up with mine own interests... so after careful consideration I have decided to accept. I'm in thy care.
>She says all of this while eyeing the basket of carrots.
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Shiki succubus anon, are you here?
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>>7762742
>Gives her two quarters and pets her cute little head
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>>7762742
That's it! But first, we'll need to get you prepared.
>The anon moves towards S*aro and places his hands on her rump. His thumbs hook under the elastic and pull her panties down, revealing her bare butt to him. He gives it a couple of rubs with his palms, then crouches down until his head is level with it. Prying apart the two cheeks, her asshole is then exposed, which the anon then places his lips around and licks to his hearts content.
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>>7762745
So would now be a good time to ask to frot with the cat boy?
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>>7762786
Who is this semen demon?
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>>7762742
Please, allow me.
>The man grips his zipper and pulls it down slowly, the straining bulge in his pants being released as his throbbing, hard cock flops out in front of her face.
There we go...
>He pets her blonde hair and massages her floppy bunny ears gently.
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>>7762763
I'm very smarticles.

>>7762773
>>7762804
About to jump on break. Give me 15ish min and I'll post my card <3
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>>7762777
>he looks up and narrows his eyes.
I do.
>he leaps into the air and smacks her in the face with the carrot like an absolute madman.
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>>7762705
>kissu backu the anonu

>>7762714
What up, solid memes yesterday

>>7762777
>triple 7's kissu to best horse pussy
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>>7762675
...
>She remains silent as he crouches beside her, giving her soft cheek a few tentative pokes. Her eyes are wide open and unblinking, staring at the sky as if she were dead. After an uncomfortable amount of time, she suddenly responds.
Sure is okay.
>hic
...Ya want some?
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>>7762816
>Throws a flash grenade in front of your face and denotes, leaving you blind for half a minute. In this time Quiet pins you down against the floor with a knife barely touching your throat
......
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>>7762731
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>>7762823
Alright, see you then!
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>>7762828
Redpill me on everyone on this list

>>7762318
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>>7762835
>Die of heart attack
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>>7762845
I've retired from that business my man I only call people out who are being total baka like Boco a few days ago. Plus I'm only posting Strange cause I'm on my tablet.
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>>7762634
Out of all those?
Thighsex.
And Marie.
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>>7762695
https://exhentai.org/g/741609/8d4f47f484/

>>7762742
>thumbs up

No problem!

>>7762777
>Kirito couldn't help but smile when he heard her sign up for his little "company". A thought in his mind yelled at him that he would get better luck if he called it a guild, but that was silenced rather quickly as Kirito happily handed the centauress the basket of carrots, leaving only the sheet of paper in his hand. The boy excitedly rolled up that little slip and put it back inside his coat form whence it came before flicking up some more menus. These were very quickly sorted through and a large message floated up above both their heads. A message that clearly stated to all within eyesight "Centorea has joined The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation". The namesake swordsman stared up at the words for a few moments, mouth hanging agap.

Huh. I didn't know your name was Centorea. That's a good name. I like it. Welcome aboard, Centorea. I think you'll come to find that the benefits of KARF... dammit, I used that acronym again. I need to beat up a marketing guy. Anyway, we here at The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation are happy to have you. Ha, I can see it now, our bright future.

>And before she could even react or say a word, Kirito was lost in thought. In his mind he was riding her, arms crossed against his chest, the black coat he prided himself wearing fluttering in the breeze. The centaur girl herself was wearing lavish combat armour, wielding the weapon of her choice as she carried her rider into glorious battle. But, he was not going alone. Riding beside him were proud members of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. And of course, this being Kirito's selfish fantasy, they were all females of different sizes, creeds, races, and etcetera. Kirito tilted his head back and let his voice ring out proud. "Are you ready guys!?". "Yeah!" they would respond, raising their fists in jubilation. "Put ya guns on!", Kirito would call in return

Yeah, that's gonna be sweet.
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>>7762879
>being total baka like Boco a few days ago
I'm sorry what
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>>7762835
>Pokes.
>>7762879
Can you tell me what game I should buy?
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>>7762828
(I'm a simple man. I see FE characters, I post at them.)
(Did feel bad it kinda derailed the thread tho.)
T.mobile Owain
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>>7762650
>>7762889
OH MY GOD IT WAS HIM THE WHOLE TIME
CLAIMED!
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>>7762879
I think Boco left. Musta got scared off.
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Does anybody else find ESL/Engrish in RP cute?
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>>7762832
>The chanter remains motionless as he awaits a response from the oni. He gets nothing at first, and after a while, he starts to worry for the worst. But when she finally does respond, he jumps back in surprise, and lands on the ground with a thud.
S-So it seems...
>Being offered something to drink , he gazes at the gourd that once kept him transfixed, and gulps down hard at the thought that something worse might happen to him. But that thought is coupled with another, one where he hopes to get as smashed as she is, and it eventually wins out in his mind.
Sure, I guess. Can you pass it to me?
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>>7762925
No.
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>>7762879
That kid is fucking damaged
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>>7762925
Every fucker who loves Morrigan
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>>7762925
Mootykins' is cute, but stuff like Chat is pretty autistic
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>>7762925
No. I don't dislike people for it, but having to use my brain to comprehend what has been written is not cute.
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>>7762911
(Pfft. Silly)

>>7762925
(I kinda do. I used to date a Filipina girl and she endeared me to ESL/Engrish. Some of it. There are some forms that bother me like BR or Hajeed Mangi tier stuff)
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>>7762898
Boco sadposts all Valentine's, blows Morrigan off, gains some heat
Then they went into some cringy rp about leaving the Blake ava alone and got more heat
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>>7762898
Dual pronged guilt tripped an ava.

>>7762907
What's the choices.

>>7762909
You'll learn some self awareness someday my dude
>pet pet

>>7762922
>>7762934
I guess V-Day made him go nuclear
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>>7762922
>Blake Ava comes in
>Boco won't hop off his dick
>new Ava won't defend himself
>whole fucking thread shits on Boco for it
How did we not figure it out sooner?
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>>7762925
I'm ESL and I don't like myself.
>>
Are you ready to start on your pokemon journey?
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>>7762973
Boco is lashing on Morrigan, we need to scare her off and Boco will go away
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>>7762980
I'm choosing Squirtle.

Nicknaming her Gumbo.
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>>7762634
That's the same exact rotation as before, I want a refund this game is shit.
Good thing I'm still good at Ranked.
>>7762922
He approached me yesterday so that's not the case.
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>>7762988
>lashing
dude have you read the post he made? It was literally just 'im not feeling it today'
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>>7762973
New connection was split immediately. Now we get rid of Morrigan and we're all clear.
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Lets see if I can balance RP and work.

>>7762980
Bulbasaur. Everytime.
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>>7762980
Charmander is cuuute. Cuuuuute.
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>>7763001
Easy mode baby lmao
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>>7762980
>>7763001
Back the fuck off Bulbasaur is mine.
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>>7763001
>>7762804
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>>7762980
Squirtle is kinda cute desu
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>>7763000
Why get rid of Morrigan?
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>>7762998
Did you blow him off?
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>>7762977
This. I want to kill myself.
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>>7763005
I-I just really like Venusaur. The only poison type I like.

>>7763010
Wanna just jump into it or you have an opener idea?
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>>7763020
Now anon, is not that bad. Just don't ERP.
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>>7763023
I don't have any ideas unless you do i suppose.
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>>7763043
That's the problem I want to ERP
>points gun at head
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>>7763043
>is not that bad
Backed you into a corner now, huh???
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>>7763001
I got dibs on DMG.
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>>7763016
If she leaves Boco will leave. That easy
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>>7762991
>With a bright flash of light, the petite female pokemon pops out of the ball with an inquisitive look up towards you.
Sq-squirtle?
>>7763001
>The bulbasaur is released from her ball, standing with vines swishing back and forth behind her back. She sees you and quickly gives you a hug.
"Hiii!"
>>7763004
The girl with the fiery tail pops out and collects herself, before looking to you with a hand extended for a handshake and a look of determination and desire for adventure.
>>7763009
We got bulbasaurs on bulbasaurs. There's plenty to go around. If you wanna play it's basically the same scenario as the other one I already typed so take it from there.
>>7763014
You can play from the reply where I posted about squirtle if you would like to.
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>>7763067
That's a pyrrhic victory anon. I want Morrigan to stay more than I want Boco to leave.
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>>7763067
But Blake is still here isn't he
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>>7763075
>I want Morrigan to stay
Why? If she leaves, nobody will notice
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>>7763052
We can't always do what we want. Don't kil yourself.

>>7763053
You can always fap. Fap is an universal language.
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>>7763074
Excuse the potential lack of meme arrows where I should have meme arrows. I haven't been around here in a while.
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>>7763088
Because I like Morrigan's RP senpai. Not that hard to understand.
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>>7762827
Ow!
>She rubs her cheek with one hand while the other grips her scabbard.
Why, you... so it's a duel you want! So be it!
>She draws her sword with one swift motion and points it at the carrot aggressor.
Come at me!

>>7762828
Desist!

>>7762889
>Her face was visibly straining to maintain a composed look as she casually took the basket of carrots. It took all of her being to stop herself from devouring them right then and there. Once he's out of sight, she can enjoy herself all she like- wait. What the hell's that!?
Eh?!
>Centorea looked upwards at the floating words that seemingly appeared out of nowhere, bearing her name.
What's this?! Why's it above our heads?! Is there a projector in the woods or something?!
>Centorea looked left and right for some sign of technology to explain the mysterious floating words before looking at Kirito.
Hey, you! Stop daydreaming about embarrassing things for a second! What are these words?!
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>>7763102
Morrigan needs to leave her hugbox
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>>7763115
Which hugbox would that be?
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>>7763048
>Lets just jump into it then!

>Already encountered and seduce the cat boy leans close to the anon, pecking along his neck and cheek as his curious hand gropes and feels about the crotch of the anon, rubbing and feeling his cock, trying his best to work up the anon to make his cock stiff.
You wanna rub your cock on mine, hmm?~ See who's bigger?
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>>7763119
The unexplained cult that she created
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>>7763132
What?
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>>7763054
The best mage is here! What you wanna do cupcake?

>>7763074
>Petting the small grass type's head as she hugs onto her she blinks a few times. Not expecting such affection.
Hey little guy!
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>>7762927
>Suika lifts her arm in a robotic manner, presenting the gourd to him without a word.
...
>After he takes the gourd, Suika suddenly springs up onto her feet excitedly with a smile on her face.
Oh! You'll drink with me!? Hell yeah! Drinkin' buddies, drinkin' buddies!
>It's as if her body reacted to his words before her mind did.
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>>7763104
>he twirls the carrot once and narrows his eyes on the prize.
... En garde, woman.
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>>7763139
We should question her special hugbox environment, her shitty ESL-level English and her mediocre RPing.
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>>7763132
>RP multiple characters for hours for anyone who wants them
whoa i wonder why people enjoy her company :thinking: :thinking:

>>7763104
>plump puss puss kissu

I'm outtie until my usual sexiest post at work later. Don't be too retarded in my absence amigos.
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>>7762980
Pikachu because I'm a special snowflake.

>>7763067
(Boco will find someone else. I know Boco. He usually does leave if you ask him form what I've seen on /v/ and /co/)

>>7763104
Oh, those words? That happens when you join a guild or something, which you basically just did. Didja think I was joking about The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation being a real thing? No, no, no. It's a very real thing. It's a lot of things really. Usually whatever I feel like at the time. A for profit organization, a charity where all donations go towards yours truly, some people have accused it of being a harem, but I like to think of it as a gathering of minds dedicated to the noble cause of protecting the world from the ongoing hordes of barbarism and puerility that plagues. So! You can call me Boss, or Master, or El Jefe, or you can just stick to Kirito if that's what you're comfortable with. Once again: welcome aboard!

(Im terribly sorry about this but i'm on the absolute verge of collapsing. I've been up all night and I should really try and at least nap or something. I hope to see you around again. Thank you for your time, it means a lot. Good night! or... morning maybe that's more appropriate)
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>>7763160
kys Mecha
>kissu
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>>7763159
What >>7763160 said, really.
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>>7763159
This is a cute crusade you're trying to go on but no one's buying it.
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>>7763160
Bye dork
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>>7763124
>Likewise, the anons hands are gropping across the cute catboy's body, mainly his butt and thighs but also taking a few long strokes around his crotch. He normally couldn't say he was into this sort of thing, but something about his body got him worked up in all the right ways
N-not really about wanting to compare sizes, I just hear it feels good. Do you want to do it inside a toy or tie a pair of panties around both our cocks?
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>>7763142
>She smiles and looks up with a small fang protdruding just slightly over her smiling lower lip. Noticing that the petting feels good to her, she brings her vines up to DMG's head and rubs them on her face and hair, hoping it will feel good for her too.
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>>7763142
Hurray! Well, I've been craving some ass-action lately, mind if I have some fun with your butt?
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>>7762966
For honor or WoW
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>>7763074
Hey...
>He rubs a hand on the shiny little Squirtle's head, instantly coming to adore its cute little face.
I didn't expect you to be so cute.
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>>7763170
>The teenage-looking mousy girl pops out of her ball and immediately starts running around the room like she was on a sugar high with ADHD, then gives you a shocking smack on the butt with a mischievous grin. You feel a small jolt and some static electricity in your jeans.
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>>7763185
>Every inch of the catboy's body was smooth to the touch, his soft brown skin almost melting between the anon's fingers. Every when he stroked along his cock it twitched happily, pushing forward he forced his cock in the hand of the anon.
Inside a onahole could be fun~ I have one!
>And just like that he turns on his hee away from the anon's touching, bendingover rght in front of him and presenting his tight, firm butt in his jeans, wiggling it side to side KNOWING anon was watching, after a quick search he presents a small, pink onahole
Think we can both fit?
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>>7763262
He went to bed. I don't think he was expecting a serous reply.
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>>7763226
None of those, save for Mass Effect
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>>7763146
>He takes the gourd from the oni, with lingering worry in his head as she didn't appear fine. Just as he was about to take a sip, he sees her jump up to a stand, further surprising him as she seemed to be healed from her stupor.
U-Uh, yeah. I said that before didn't I?
>She must be really drunk, he thinks to himself as he finally takes a swig. The strong drink stings his mouth as it passes from his tongue to his throat, causing him to gag and his eyes to water. Yet he continues to chug it down, until he felt that his body could no longer handle the amount of alcohol he drank. When he was finally done, the gourd came slamming down on the ground as the chanter grimaces and coughs up small drops of sake.
Man that was strong... How can you drink this stuff?
>As he asks, he can already feel his body start to sway to and fro, with his vision blurring bit by bit.
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>>7763158
Take this!
>Centorea lunges forward and takes a broad slash at her opponent, intent on disarming him... Forgive me, carrot...

>>7763160
Cease!

>>7763170
>She didn't doubt that it was real but she sure doubted that it would cause giant words to appear in the air.
H-Harem...? Wait, wait, wait, that wasn't in the job description! I'm just a knight! What kind of organization did you make me just -munch- join!?
>Centorea says, taking a bite of a carrot mid-sentence.

(Good mornight!)
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>>7763255
>The turtle girl continues looking up, making an O with her mouth and letting some bubbles blow out onto her face before sucking them back in
>>7763312
Pika
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>>7763262
>>7763360
Cute-e-chu
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>>7763284
>Shamelessly, anon grabs the fat little butt in front of him with both hands, sinking his fingers into his jeans and relishing the feeling of his ass even through his clothes. He let go as the boy turned back around, hands now moving to undress himself. He pulls his shirt off along with his pants, even if he really doesn't need to.
I would bet we would, and I don't mind a little bit of a tight fit as long as you dont. You wouldn't happen to need help undressing would you? Or....getting hard?
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>>7763194
>The silly act he small Pokemon did with the vines she can't help but giggle, tickling her as she's pet about. With a smile she forcefully rubs over the head and face of the Pokemon in return, trying to return the affection

>>7763204
Hotdogging? Anal? Anything is fine!
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>>7763347
>Amazingly, as sword and carrot clash, The carrot seems to hold up fairly well against the long blade, even forcing it back a few inches so she doesn't cut him in half.
Is that all you've got?!
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>>7763391
Would it be too much to ask for both? If so, some anal would be damn nice right about now.
>Slaps her ass gently to get a feel of those cheeks.
>>
When's the closest you've been to being attached to someone here? Are they still around?
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>>7763391
THICC
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>>7763375
>Slipping his thumbs into his pants outline he answers both questions with a quick slide to expose his semi erect cock, a nice long size ad thickness it hands slightly, only semi erect he strokes about his member a few times to help it's size reach it's full erection.
Maybe a kiss will get it at 100%
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>>7763412
Right now. Yes.
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>>7763412
Pretty recent actually, you can meet some nice folks here.
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>>7763412
To the point of saying I love you in a friendly way regularly to one another
And yes
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>>7763372
You can pick up where she left off f you'd like.
>>7763391
The bulbasaur breaks free from the magician's hands, and restlessly runs to the door of the lab, taking a dramatic pose pointing towards it.
"Come on! Let's go on an adventure! Saur!"
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>>7763410
One can lead into the oth-
>She jump as the anon smacks her plump bottom, wiggling and bouncing as the smack echos throughout the room, she giggles and pushes her heavy bottom towards his hand in a teasing way before taking a short stroll over to the nearest bed, bending over it and wiggling it back and forth. The short shirt only covering a very little bit of her fat butt.
Go ahead!

>>7763412
Around this time last year.
No. Good.

>>7763416
THICC
>>
Take a moment, remind yourself to
Take a moment and find yourself
Take a moment to ask yourself If this is what you want
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>>7763412
We went from rping for hours to sharing ideas and chatting most of the day, but still with some rp and flirting here and there. It's nice, I'm glad I know em
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>>7763412
Don't feel attached to anyone around here, although I like to bug people a lot. Most of them are still around.
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>>7763412
Right now. Yes.
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>>7763426
You read my mind
>He reaches forward and with one hand presses the head of his cock against his stomach so that its flat and the full shaft is there. He moves closer, slowly pressing his slightly parted lips right to the base and giving it a long kiss, sucking slightly as he does. He moves up just a bit and repeats the process, gently covering his entire cock with warm wet smooches. He reaches the tip and runs across it with his tongue a few times, before moving back down to his balls and licking his lips. Getting more than a little carried away at this point, he opens his mouth and takes both of them inside, rolling them around in his mouth and gently sucking on them.
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>>7763262
>>7763467
>The professor hadn't warned him Pokègirls shouldn't be let out inside. He watches her jump around with all her energy and loses track of her only to realize she was behind him at the worst time. Damn jeans and their ability to conduct electricity.
Oww!
>He stumbles forward but the now super charged static causes him to trip over himself and fall onto his back in the middle of his room.
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>>7763412
I've made plenty of friends, but I've never gotten attached in a romantic way, that shit is pathetic.
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>>7763412
Love is a lie.
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>>7763412
Recently. It's easy to make good friends since not everyone is an asshole here.
>>
If anyone other than who's playing right now wants to play with the pokemons we can. Seems like most dropped.
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>>7763473
Jesus Christ. How big are those things?
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>>7763475
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>>7763412
Slightly offended when they leave. I have no idea.
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>>7763473
Hnnnngh...
>Feeling her press back against his hands, he sank his fingers into those squishy cheeks, copping as much of a feel as he could before she strolled off to the bed.
A-Alright, god damn...
>He bit his lower lip as he admired her round rear, reaching in to unbuckle his pants before dragging them down to his knees along with his underwear, taking out his already hard cock to slowly rub it against one of her rear cheeks.
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>>7763475
Are you ok?
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>>7763522
>being on 4chan and not watching anime
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>>7763473
>tfw your dick will never be big enough for those tits
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Heeey; anon buddy! You're not fucking any monster girls, right? That shit's a big no no, you know that right?
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>>7763505
>Pikachu giggles at the anon lying on the ground with little sparks coming off of her smiling face at her red cheeks
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>>7763522
I'm losing sight, I'm losing touch
All these little things seem to matter so much
That they confuse me, that I might lose me
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>>7763550
Don't worry mr. Smith, I'm not fucking anything at all.
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>>7763493
>The cat boy's eyes light up and sparkle as the anon kisses and suckles around his cock, twitching as he eagerly suckles about, soon pushing his member into his face for a long moment before pulling back, fully erect he huffs a few times before breathing short
C-calm down! Don't you wanna use the toy?
>As he mentions it he tossesthe pink toy towards the anon
You put it in first~
>>
>>7763550
Horsepussy > Human pussy
>>
>>7763491
>>7763434
Hoping for the best for you guys
>>
>>7763550
/trash/men don't fuck anything...
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>>7763556
Go on, get your energy out.
>Her trainer is now pulling off his jeans to an orchestral score of static shocks. Laying in the middle of the floor with no pants and his boxers hugging his cock a bit to tightly as he looks up at her.
Just going to stare?
>>
>>7763550
I haven't seen any fuckers around.
>>
>>7763585
Gyrados girl a cute. How much art does she have?
>>
>>7763412
Saying I love you on a regular basis, in that playful sort of way. Really good, close friends, I talk with them everyday.
>>
>>7763561
You should probably fix that, anon. You don't wanna die a virgin, right?

>>7763573
Hey man, bestiality isn't my department; I ain't judging.

>>7763578
Noot with that attitude you won't! Why don't you go screw that magical girl?

>>7763585
Lets keep it that way; yeah? That shit is a diplomatic issue.
>>
>>7763572
>Anon wipes his lips and slowly stands up. He backs up a bit to find a comfortable place to sit and takes the toy. He examines it for a little bit, and based on the size of both of their cocks it does seem like it will fit. His face turns a little red as he slides the thing over his shaft. He moans lightly and pumps the thing a few times, staring straight at the cat boys body while he does.
Feel free to join whenever
>>
>>7763336
>Suika cheers him on as he forces the potent drink down his throat, seemingly revived from the brink of death.
Wahaha! Can't handle it? Don't hurt yerself if you can't! We can find weaker stuff for ya!
>She takes the gourd and downs another inhuman amount of sake, stumbling over her own feet as she finishes.
Ahh~! I feel muchhh better now, buddy!
>She wobbles over to his side and rests herself on his shoulder, looking like she could fall down any second.
Thanksh fer drinkin' with me!
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>>7763467
>Running up behind her knew green friend she picks her up and places her on her shoulders, quickly running outside to play. Making mocking airplan noises as she runs around aimlessly

>>7763521
Big enough.

>>7763530
>Pushing back on the heat hitting her pale, wide ass she wiggles happily to tease him stiff member, making sure it slips in and out from between her plump cheeks as she waves her butt at the anon
Come on!~ Hump me already!

>>7763548
But being entirely covered is the fun part!
>>
>>7763605
Is not something I can fix mr. Smith. But is ok. I've get used to it.
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>>7763412
(A few people who are still here, but I realize that nothing could conceivably come of it so I keep quiet)
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>>7763579
>The inquisitive electric girl sees the big think in anon's boxers and dashes over to see what it is, pulling it out and smelling it, then flipping his balls up with her nose to see what's under there. When she finds nothing, she looks up at him.
Chu?
>>
>>7763650
>replying with an ava
The madman!
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>>7763538
I should take a moment to remind myself to, a moment to find myself
A moment to ask myself If this is how I fall apart
>>
>>7763612
Does Suika have a discord by chance?
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>>7763593
A pretty good amount. Seems like 20-30 usable pictures from some cursory looking.
>>7763605
I'll let you know if anyone's fucking around here. We need to get these criminals off the streets!
>Thumbs up
>>
>>7763664
Ok. Good luck with that.
>>
>>7763673
Hi Lupin
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Yayaya! You ARE gonna buy the Neon Nintendo Switchâ„¢, right?
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>>7763611
>He simply watches for a moment, smiling at the anon as he fucks the small, tight pink toy. He knew he was stroking to the catboy's lustful body, and he loved it, planting his hands on his hips he slowly walked towards the anon. Making sure to waste every second of his time. Once in reach he wraps his hand around the cock in the tight toy, pressing the shaft of his cock onto his partner's, teasing him with the warmth as they touch. just thin onahole between them
You REALLY want it. Hmm?~
>>
>>7763688
No.
>>
>>7763651
>He wasn't expecting this but he does nothing to stop it. His lower body is examined by the curious electric type and the sight of his balls on her face makes some pre drip out
You do look like a human girl sometimes
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>>7763688
>tfw poorfag
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>
>>7763623
Bulba holds on for dear life as DMG runs around, but then loosens up and starts enjoying it and laughing, but then snaps back into serious mode!
Hey hey! We gotta go on an adventure! We gotta be the best!
>She yells this in a whining tone while slapping DMG with her vines.
>>
>>7763629
I mean...have you tried? That's an awfully deafest attitude you got there.

>>7763679
Great! I like your dedication little lady! thanks a bunch!
>>
>>7763715
>deafest
>Tha-That's supposed to be defeatist
>Fu-Fug
>>
>>7763623
G-Gnnngh... A-Alright!
>Letting out a deep breath, he reached forward to hold her by her hips to steady himself, carefully slotting his thick, throbbing cock right between those plump rear-cheeks. Once it was firmly tucked between them, he started to hump away at her, sliding his cock while reaching back with his right hand to press against one of her asscheeks to squeeze his cock between them.
F-Fuck~
>>
>>7763688

I dunno if I even want a Switch yet.

At least not until 6 or so months.
>>
>>7763715
I've been weighed, measured and found wanting.
>>
>>7763663
>shrug
(Mostly did it to show I'm here to RP)
>>
https://exhentai.org/g/651836/92950fbd80/
Testing something.
>>
>>7763688
On the one hand, that doesn't look like what's advertised at all.

But on the other hand, I'd buy that model in a heartbeat. Two even.
>>
>>7763692
>He starts to moan as the boys body sways while walking towards him. From the amount of precum he's leaking its quite obvious what his answer is, but he decides to make it clear anyways
Yeah, I really do. Your body, your attitude, that delicious cock. There are all sorts of weird things I want to do with you. Now hurry up and get in here so we can cum all over each others cocks.
>>
>>7763757
>buying two for double shortstack buttjobs
Money well spent
>>
>>7763748
But who are you?
>>
>eats chocolate silently
>>
>>7763409
W-What?!
>An unexpected development! Centorea grips the hilt of her sword as she pushes back against the carrot before pulling away and attempting to strike again with a vertical swing.
I shall not falter, even in the face of powerful carrots!
>Centorea
>>
>>7763786

Can I have some?
>>
>>7763612
>The chanter frowns as Suika babies him for being unable to hand such a powerful drink.
Sh-Shut up! I can handle it! Maybe...
>Feeling the oni put pressure on his shoulder, he pulls her down so she sat next to him, then wraps an arm around her. With her under his arm, he takes the gourd from her hand and takes another gulp of sake before swaying back and forth along with her.
She! Ish no problem! No! Problem! And no problem for the drink! Just remember to tells yourself that flat ish the world beshtest thing in the world!
>He lifts the gourd up and points it right where the moon would be, praising the world for flat chests in his drunken state. Doing this, however, causes him to fall down on his back, with the oni falling with him. As he lays on the ground, the silliness of it made the chanter roar with laughter, and he rolls around on the floor while doing so.
>>
>>7763811
>gives a piece of chocolate
Sure.
>>
>>7763749
>Gallery deleted
What was it anon?
>>
I WANT TO RAPE A SHOTA WHILE I AM THE MATURE WOMAN
IM BURNING SO HARD HNNNGGGGGG
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>>7763794
>>7763794
>>7763794
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