Pokephilia thread
Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Post your desired harem
Post the pokemon you want to breed
Pokewaifu and pokewaifu(male) allowed
Topic of the thread: Which pokemon gives the best blowjobs?
Reminder to cum inside your pokemon everyday
I'd fuck a fluffy nut
You treat your male pokemon like brothers right?
>>7758314
That will depend on how cute they are.
porn posters! Use vinewhip!
Post pokemon butts
Make your choice
Daily reminder that furries, ie all of you cunts, are the most degenerate, retarded and autistic group known to mankind. Actually do something with your lives you degenerate fucking retarded faggots. Wow. You all are truly pathetic.
>>7758902
I chose all 3
Dumping a set were eevee fucks all the other eeveelutions at an onsen
And thats it.
Hope you liked it.
>>7759326
This is a great set, lots of action, but
>master1200 in filenames
I want to torture you for about an hour.
>>7759761
I can't be assed to open up each image individually.
If you want full res go here >http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=61485986
>>7759802
Interesting, you can be assed to post the entire set on a fleeting imageboard, but can't be assed to save them in full resolution on a permanent storage for your own self. That's some strange unselfishness.
>>7759802
I wonder what was that deleted picture, though.
>>7759326
>you will never be an Eevee with a harem of Eeveelutions
just why
>>7759926
I like to imagine they're all siblings.
>ywn be an eevee with a harem of all his older sisters
Since pokemon don't suffer any ill affects from incest then it might actually be possible to form such a harem.
Daily reminder that furries, ie all of you cunts, are the most degenerate, retarded and autistic group known to mankind. Actually do something with your lives you degenerate fucking retarded faggots. Wow. You all are truly pathetic.
>>7759952
same
>>7759961
Wow, you're a fucking comedian mate.
You seriously are a screaming goddamn retard, mate. Stop posting before you embarrass yourself further you dumb ass piece of shit. Wow. You are the epitome of a useless, pathetic synthesis of human trash.
>tfw you'll never visit alola's beautiful forests.
>tfw you'll never catch several alolan-types, like that goofy-ass palm tree dragon.
>tfw one day while hiking you'll never smell a fragrant, sweet smell.
>tfw it never leads you to a small, dark cave which is completely filled with said aroma.
>tfw you'll never come face to face with a large salazzle, who instantly tackles you to the ground.
>tfw you'll never end up being captured by a Pokemon while trying to catch Pokemon.
>tfw Salazzle will never be everything you need.
>tfw she'll never take care of everything.
>>7760124
You subhuman faggot. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you swarthy, oily nerd. How dare you open your disgusting, rim encrusted, rotten fish smelling mouth.
You are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your 'hobby' offers no hope to the world that your community can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you came out of, you literal subhuman.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some animals, as is in the furries nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Adam and Jimmy a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Furries obsession with sexualizing animal characters is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only thing your even mediocre at in your pitiful, worthless life. The degenerate sentiment in the average furry is both an early warning sign of autism in teenagers, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your cheeto dust covered fingers off of your keyboard, and never talk to the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of education and rehabilitation will ever make you normal. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of talking animals.
You faggot.
You make 9gag look like a beacon of civilization.
Die, 'furry'. No one would miss you. Except for the bronies, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>>7760124
This salazzle worship is getting out of hand.
>>7760038
same (2)
>>7760170
You're fucking hilarious bro.
>>7760150
Can't help it.
The slutlizard is just too sexy.
>>7758926
Aww, thanks dude
Best waifumon
>>7761965
I wish she got more porn
>>7761968
>>7761973
why did the armpit stuff have to be with a plant
>>7763587
Is that a problem?
>>7762939
nvm figured it out, also made a script that downloads the entire album's worth of full size images if anybody wants it.
I wanna FUCK a Pokemon!
>>7758314
Of course.
That is, if there were any males on my team.
>>7758314
I wouldn't have sex with my brothers, so no.
>>7766045
You have the right attitude!
>>7766236
well they could help you fuck your other pokemon
>>7766313
Well certainly, but I would be fucking my male pokemon, too. Maybe fucking one while they fuck one of the girls.
>cruel mistress will never use vine whip
http://i.imgur.com/iqBLj0W.png
>>7767625
>linking to imgur
y
If I married Lopunny would people take me seriously
>>7768270
Sure. Lopunny, along with Gardevoir, would likely be one of the most common poke-wives if pokemon/human marriage was a thing.
Although if you do it while that's NOT a thing, then... no.
>>7768336
I just feel like people don't respect Lopunny
Will you take one?
Why is eevee the sexiest of the eeveelutions?
>>7772632
Thats a weird way to spell glaceon
>>7772665
>>7772632
Ladies, all eeveelutions are sexy
>>7772751
But eevee is the most sexy
I'm partial to nymphia
>>7768496
I will take him home and cuddle him and he will be my Pikaboo
All he wants is a good friend
>>7757215
I want to play with blue doges paws
>>7774017
Post the Nidoqueen one.
Requesting meowth
>>7774061
"play", right
>>7773918
Mimikyu loves cuddles.
>>7775081
Mimikyu loves any social contact at all.
Mimikyu will give free handjobs.
>>7774955
Totally platonic pawjobs
I swear
>>7775475
I want to impregnate that delicious Mimikyu.
Miltank and Nidoqueen has made me feel funny inside since I ever first saw them.
but if I'd have to choose between the two, Miltank always wins out.
>>7776401
shes alright
>>7764890
Hell yeah, share that shit
>>7776408
she's perfect
>>7768336
then MAKE it a thing.
There needs more frog
Make a wish
>>7776736
Mama?
>>7763947
Why is female night dog so perfect?
robbonp's jumpluff is bae
>>7776433
She's the greatest
>>7778904
Heart pupils always do it for me.
>>7776427
http://ss13.moe/uploads/2017-02-19_12-14-31.txt
http://ss13.moe/uploads/input.webm
Requires wget and powershell. Webm shows how to get the album URL required
>error our system thinks your post is spam
>>7777206
it's big sis, teaching her younger brother how to please girls
he's learning well
>>7780697
>it becomes their secret hobby
>they try all kinds of positions and toys
>>7778755
thats a pokemon?
im out of the loop, havent fapped to any pokemon in years. whats her name?
>>7780936
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lycanroc_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
>>7781093
hot
What ever happened to disastermon?
That nigga owes me a story.
>>7774061
Just give him time, hes kind of a shitknocker
>>7780936
Both are a qt.
>>7782840
Either that, or its pre-evo evolves into either brown or red depending on if its evolves during the day or night.
>>7767778
I don't want to save porn in my computer.
>>7782935
????
>>7782990
Y-You can do that?!. teach me how, senpai
>>7782950
oh, thats not as hot. i thought they changed forms or something. lame
>>7781761
every time i see an anthro pokemon wearing human clothes i always have an autistic fetish headcannon where the pokemon and trainer somehow accidentally combined into a single body. usually the pokemon is a girl and the trainer was a guy, resulting in awkwardness/confusion.
on a scale of normie to /trash/ how autisticly degenerate am i
>>7783011
Use 4chanX, if you don't have it you can do this
cute piggy
>>7783109
Test
>>7783137
Good job senpai
>>7783187
That's weird, it never saves the image for me when I use the second method. What browser are you using?
>>7783210
Chrome
>>7783230
Huh, just tried from chrome and it didn't download it.
hydregion is for lewd
This thread needs a cute ratto or two.
>>7783268
agree
>>7783258
While trying to add other image it leave me into a random folder with that image
>>7760219
Bad day?..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................mate.
Im a mega degenerate and would literally catch certain pokemon just to lick their paws/feet
Eevee/eeveelutions, lucario, zoroark, dragonite, weavile, and kadabra would be my paw based harem
>>7783547
I'm not into paws/feet but i would squish those pads.
>>7783291
why does this arouse me so much?
>>7783358
Oh it may have put it in your temporary files folder, that shit gets deleted on its own after a while. If you're worried about the picture being in there you should know that every picture you view in these threads are cached in a similar way.
>>7783714
Patrician taste my dude
>>7783732
What if im in anonymous mode?.
>>7783891
The cache is deleted when you close the browser but until then they're lurkin'
>>7783770
Well shit I was going to go look for some more pictures and the main paw image board I knew of apparently died over a year ago, RIP
>>7783266
Hydreigon is for tickles
>>7783714
>>7783547
>>7783770
did i hear pokepaws
>>7757223
Need more pokémon smacked with cock
>>7784435
Sylveon is for buttfucking
>>7786464
alternate
>>7786464
>>7786480
Sylveon is made for a lot of things, also fuck you I was going to post the dick one.
>>7776346
How would you treat your impregnated Mimikyu?
>>7786508
Have another one then
>>7786988
>foreskin
eh, i only tolerate it on itameshi's stuff because I like his art but that just looks weird.
>>7786988
>>7786508
>>7786480
>>7786464
Cute, little Pokemons deserve to be filled by their Master's love.
>>7787281
What about incestual love between brother and big sister?
>>7787303
Eh.
>>7787264
t. plebian
>>7786988
Dagasi's foreskins are wonderful. The fact he continues to make people buttflustered to this day because he puts GLORIOUS foreskinned cocks on feral quadrupeds is divine.
pic unrelated and I forget her name but I would impregnate the fug out of t his Scolipede loli
>>7787326
What do you not like eevee's hips moving on their own?
>>7787373
I'm not buttflustered about it, its just a preference - I'll whack off to it regardless.
>>7787451
I'd prefer my hips to be the ones moving me inside Eevee.
>>7787472
Fair enough!
>>7787466
oh I know, you didn't seem that way at all, but lots of people still end up salty over it because MUH FERAL COCKS.
>>7787612
I prefer feral yes but I won't throw a hissy fit because the dick on my imaginary animal isn't to my liking. Won't stop me from thinking it's weird though.
>>7787303
I have a fic for that!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7218970/chapters/16383676
You know what? Fuck. You. You rotten, lousy, scum sucking dick munching prick of society. You assbeating, horse raping, snot nosed, bratty, one eyed, overstuffed, wedlock inbred, vegetarian, cock penetrating, stupid ass, stiff legged, spotty lipped, over pornographic mind tumor cock you are!
I have had it with your motherfucking bullshit on this motherfucking planet. Well let me tell you something, you rotten no good twoforbrains! The truth is, you were always a fucking asshole who loved to make other people's lives miserable. You've wanted to fuck every woman you see behind your girlfriend's fucking back. There is no place for traitors in this world, you shitlicking cock monkey. Also, this aftertaste in my mouth reminds me of pumpkin pie, which I hate, so I'll associate you with it, you fucking no good dickshit.
>>7788413
here's your (You) copypasta-san
I want to pin Vaporeon under me while filling his butt!
>>7784568
I need more raichu paws
>>7758926
Furries are usually pretty well off most of the time; gotta have dosh for your hobby.
>>7758926
furfags have fursonas and other autistic shit
I just like pokeporn
>>7788764
moar lurantis!
>>7788800
I wish she got a fapfic
preferably with anal
>>7781248
He's probably just having a lack of inspiration or somethin, but he owes you a story?
>>7788580
I could play footsies with my raichu and then i'd see that his paws are a few inches longer than my own feet! Oh what I would do with soft big paws like those...!
>>7789108
why does all raichu/pikachu shit have that face
>you will never have a qt braixen fuckbox
>you will never bully a lopunny about his cock
i want your thread to delet
>>7789384
i do not associate with niggers
>>7789384
>being a nigger
>>7788891
>Wearing out your pokemon so much in bed that she needs to mega evolve to keep up.
>>7789646
which pokemon do you think you could drive to mega?
>>7789894
>le /pol/ boogyman
>>7789894
make me you fagot
>>7790163
It's 'faggot', as in you brain dead faggot
back to /pol with the rest of your ilk
>>7790037
fixed
>you will never team up with your male Hypno-bro to capture a male and female of the following pokemon
>Gardevoir
>Loppuny
>Tsareena
>Gothitelle
>You will never train all six into purely obedient anal and deepthroating slaves
>You will never let your hyono have the reward of their pussy, because you far more enjoy them corrupted into being your nasty cumbuckets and your hypno-bro's breeding stock
>>7788399
pretty hot, thanks
>>7758926
t. monsterfag
>>7790467
What is wrong with boypussy
>>7791264
>tfw you'll never reduce a male, humanoid pokemon into your squirming cumbucjet
>>7789103
>>7759326
Super nice
Boobs!
Kind of going out on a limb here, but I've been looking for a piece of pokemon erotica for a while. It involved a group of three friends and they'd get together like once a month and just fuck pokemon. I remember there being a part involving a Gardevoir and a Kirlia but I can't for the life of me find it.
This naughty girl is not getting in the bag. How do you teach her a lesson?
Do you like sloppy seconds?
>>7788851
Well, I myself am hoping to have a Delcatty (my greatest fear) fic out soon...with anal
>>7783547
>Im a mega degenerate and would literally catch certain pokemon just to lick their paws/feet
I can definitely get in line with doing something like that
>>7783547
I would do that for Charmander, Raichu, Blaziken, Treecko, Mew, and Hakamo-o.
But there's many more...
>>7793283
>>7793114
>>7789108
>>7783714
too many pokemon have sexy paws
imagine how many paws you would have to go through to enjoy them all
>>7793346
>that face
I made an edit of this awhile ago, it was bugging me
>>7793395
that new jawline actually makes a big difference, ty anon
>>7793346
Who would have the most dexterous feet or paws?
>>7793449
maybe not the softest but any bird would be able to do crazy shit with your dick
>>7793406
Mienshao is my favorite Pokemon and I felt obligated, so you're more than welcome
>>7790467
This is immensely better
Thank you, Anon
>>7795588
you missed the first part of the set, for context
>>7790467
I think you mean worse
>>7790467
>cumming in your braixens ass instead of her pussy
wew
>>7795731
>wanting her to have an egg
I can barely take care of myself and her let alone another mouth to feed if that were to happen somehow.
>>7795771
you could evolve her and in turn she could take care of you
>>7795792
I've heard Braixens lose a lot of their child like energy when they evolve to Delphox though and I quite like her being energetic in bed.
>>7795819
I'm sure she'll still have some energy. But wouldn't it be nice to have a sweet motherly fox to take care of you in and out of bed?
>>7795858
That does sound pretty nice, also getting wrapped up in her fur 'skirt' during cuddles would be comfy.
>>7795819
Then put an egg in her and raise another braixen.
Best of both worlds.
an edit i made because treecko's feet are so damn smooth and soft
>>7796298
post stinky feet
Cum inside your pokemon everyday!
>>7789646
more like
>train your endurance so hard that your pokemon can't get you off unless they mega evolve
also
>mega cock ring
>>7797330
>>7789646
>It's still not enough.
In the end she couldn't help it. Not with those needy glances she would give me day in and day out. After every battle... after every shower... and every morning we'd wake up together.
I could of swore it started the one day she really wanted to sleep in the same bed as me. I hoped that morning I would wake up before the rest of me did. But as always that wasn't the case and I woke up to her choking on my length. Of course to her relief I wasn't upset. I couldn't lie about it either, not when it throbbed for attention right in front of her.
Ever since then, our lives were never the same. What we had was violent and beautiful. Anytime we were near each other we just NEEDED each other. We would spend hours making love. Every time I'd go further, try and push the limits. Every time she loved it. She drooled and melted on me no matter how far I pushed her. Orgasm after orgasm she just wanted more, demanded more. Sometimes she'd be an incoherent mess after I was done with her, and if I had the energy to do it again she probably wouldn't complain.
I know sometimes the neighbors hear... or if we're in a hotel other people can hear but... I just... well. To put it simply, we don't care. What we have is special and unbreakable. It's forbidden but we love it anyways.
Sometimes I think I go overboard... like I went to far... pushed too much. But then I look at her face... and I know that's just what she wanted. She looks like she's on a drug, a drug she had the second her lips tasted mine.
>>7791360
I would a gardevoir
>>7792874
Not after another guy.
But going several rounds myself?
Oh yes.
Which pokemon should I search for some smut? Plz no lopunny or gardevoir
>>7801789
Delphox, Braixen, Blazekin, Zoroark... list goes on.
Contributing with my own art
>>7802377
Neat, but are those birds really that small?
I WANT TO FUCK THE SWORD
>>7803043
not the artist, but they're about two feet tall. about a foot shorter than lurantis
>>7803154
Hmm, larger onaholes huh. Interesting. Will keep that in mind.
>>7802377
are you gonna continue those requests from yesterday?
>>7803976
Yeah, I'll get to drawing them, I'm just tired. I'll post them on my furaffinity eventually
>>7804657
neat, on behalf of everybody who requested something, thanks.
>Will never travel the pokemon world, fighting and capturing pokemon while my main two pokemon grope me, eager to fuck me after every match, their pokecocks always ready to use me
>>7790579
This would be the life right here
>>7806195
>grope me, eager to fuck me after every match, their pokecocks always ready to use me
You had me until the cocks part.
well?
>>7791360
what is a cumbucjet
Alright, I had a dream that I had a pet Salandit, and I lived with a an old person that fucking hated them. So much to the point that they laid out traps on the floor and stair case leading out of my room. The Salandit always went first, so I was at least safe. I can't remember them all, but I do remember a weird, multi-pronged, spring loaded needle at the bottom of the steps. As soon as the Salandit reached the bottom is went off. Right into its vagina.
She laid there ass up, pulling her vag waiting for me to help her. As reluctant as I was I grabbed the pin and pulled it out as gently as I could. She stayed there and stared at me with sad eyes. She wanted me to kiss it better. I obliged...
I confronted my old as fuck room mate, they just hated how she smelled, even they thought the pin was over doing it, and we both agreed that I would train my Salandit to use her pheromones to smell like cinnamon rolls. The end.
I'm not even into pain, what the fuck.
How much is pokepussy worth?
>>7810575
Damn nigga, it probably means you want to fuck your mum
>>7810657
Thanks, Freud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dO718O1Ipc
>>7781248
Disastermon here,
Why exactly do I owe you anything?
I would say why I've been gone, but it's not even worth it, no one cares what happens to me IRL, things have been rough lately is all.
I'm sorry about delays to people who enjoy my stuff, but I'm only one human, I do what I can, when I can, but I won't force myself to write anything just for people like that guy who says I owe him something, which I still want to know why he'd even say that.
>>7803151
Why is this sword so lewd?
>>7808355
i'd stuff every inch into that little white butt <3
>>7808355
Easy
>>7812430
would you eat eggs with sylveon?
>>7793449
man, look at those cumcatchers
oops maxed out the thread
>>7813507
Wow thats hot
New thread >>7814494
Hi trash!
>>7812883
What kind of eggs, anon?
>>7813104
That's hot.
But also supposed to be a snake.
>>7814507
Go fuck yourself