Gettin real peaceful.
First for LOLIS
>>7752817 (Raven)
I'm gonna get you back for this lady...
>>7752818 (Ariel)
I just speak English. What's wrong with speaking English?
>>7752835 (Shantae)
King Dad is the biggest bad guy of all! Wait did you just say you were gonna beat me up.
>>7752864 (Silver Queen)
Man everyone here has no sense of humor.
>>7752916
Second for nevermind.
Rubrick you fool!
>>7752900
Damn. I heard it was gonna be real cold tonight.
>>7752897
>I misclicked, that's a picture of him hugging Vivi. who's sitting down.
>>7752900
W-Whoa, that's some high level magic, Raven. And you did it all so effortlessly!
>>7752900
Thank you for doing this! It's kinda embarrassing though.
>>7752840
This has been a pretty crazy day. Some sleep and ice cream will fix that.
>>7752864
Just to be safe, this is a no right?
>>7752925
>>7752934
In my defense, my internet is slow.
HGfags pls fuck off and stop making 10 threads per day
>>7752900
Rootin' for ya other Ban. Don't screw this up.
>>7752934
He... Looks like he's having a rough day. I'll just leave him alone.
>>7752819
Snail-like reflexes, huh? I never would have guessed.
>>7752925
People say that...
>>7752937
What can I say? I've had a lot of practice.
>>7752934
Gonna have to end this game sometime.
>>7752948
>Nah.
>>7752934
Well that's certainly one way to go
>>7752948
Keep your dead threads bumped, nigger.
>>7752925
We are both speaking the same language, you fool.
>>7752948
>>7752948
Like we care what a peso furfag wants.
>>7752948
t. King Knight
>>7752900
>Rubick focuses intensely on his two sticks, rubbing them together fiercely in an attempt to produce an ember
Yes...
>The ember floats up in the air, drifting slowly down towards the bundle of sticks Rubick had amassed. Rubick leans in closer, keeping a close eye on the ember and trying to protect it from any wayward winds
YES....
>Touchdown! The ember lands atop the bundle and sets the sticks aflame, resulting in the first successful fire from the Grand Magus without the use of magic.
Success! Sweet warmth, smother me in your embrace.
>>7752934
>Rubick mindlessly reaches for a cup and downs the liquid, before realising his fatal mistake
How very stupid of me.
>>7752948
What, and have your furshit and daiper thads on top? Lol no.
Guys I think I have phimosis.
what now?.
>>7752934
Taking what little she has will slowly run them dry of all they need. Cripple your foe and make them bleed and soon enough they shall bleed to death.
>Demon Archer picks up a small relic she found in the camp.
滅ぼす... all of it and all of them.
>>7752955
Yeah, seriously. I hold back against the ladies most of the time, but I might have to go all out if we ever fight again. Thanks for not finishing me off by the way, I think I'm falling in love all over again~
>>7752985
Kill yourself.
>>7752934
I mean, really, who would kill a cat?
>>7752934
F
>>7752985
Get fucked uncut fags
>>7752998
I don't feel right doing this... But ok, I'll make it as painless as I can.
>>7752985
Stretch every day. If that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
>>7752985
Hot bath. Pull back. Stretch that frenulum boi.
>>7752925
N-no! I said it was great to meet you up! Hi there, my name is Shantae!
>>7752934
>Shantae got berries and injuries!
It was worth it! Maybe that cat lady can help me again with these new ones.
>>7752998
>Looking extremely focused, fire surrounds the girl. She then sends them towards the fish's way, burning him instantly.
Fish and berries! This has been a good day!
>>7752998
I'm kinda tired.. rather not deal with that right now.
>>7753024
>rubs your lamp
>>7752998
One should count better before they face their demise at something as simple as a miscalculation. One bullet might not be enough to kill all of you, but one bullet is enough to win an entire war.
>>7752955
I keep my promises lady.
>>7752968
Then what's the problem?
>>7753024
Wow that was smooth! My name's Lemmy!
>>7753005
Fuck off Kike
>>7752990
Look, I know it's been a while since our last chat, but I remember everything about you. I suggest you slow down. A lot.
>>7753038
Oh, that was a promise? Seems like kinda tough talk, don't you think?
>>7752998
And so today we lose seven to things that go boom.
>flops 12 incher(soft) on the floor
Ladies.
>>7753029
Wow, that's a nice one! I wonder whose it is. Guess we'll find out soon.
>>7753038
Nice to meetcha Lemmy! Uh could you tell me more about your dad? He sounds really interesting!
>>7753062
Let's just get this thing over with already.
>>7753038
If he is a king, then you are royalty as well, yes?
>>7753062
Only human.
>>7753057
Hey, come on. You know I'm just joking around, right?
>>7753062
What's that... Get out of here! It's gonna bl-!
>>7753062
Hey, will you idiots stop exploding so loudly? I'm trying to reminisce here!
>>7753062
>>7753078
Its alright, you redeem yourself with some doofy peace.
>>7753069
D-Do I get wishes now?
Ladies and gentlemen. Place your bets. We have a winner.
>>7753057
Koopas keep our promises, we always come back no matter what.
>>7753069
Well he's big, and scary and breathes fire, and he likes to kidnap princesses, and he hates plumbers!
>>7753075
Yeah?
>>7753064
Penis pumping is bad for your health.
>>7753099
I already have something for ranged attacks, but I guess this could be useful.
On the high walls of Ba Sing Se, the battle is concluded.
>>7753062
Oh man, I was so close! Can I get a retry?
>>7753108
Wait that was supposed to be me? I don't think I ever had a lamp. I guess I could buuuuuuuut it's probably going to turn out bad. I'm only a half genie after all.
>>7753115
Going with the purple lady!
>>7753116
(Sounds like a bad guy to me! Maybe if I beat him up, I won't have to do it to Lemmy!)
Why would he hate plumbers? That's the only part that doesn't make sense.
>>7753116
Wait, you're a Koopa? So you must know Bowser.
>>7753090
Joking around is all you know how to do...unless it comes to your attempts at romance.
>>7753134
Nice slingshot, Ban. Maybe you should've found a parachute.
>>7753116
So why do you not act the part?
>>7753138
I wanted to wish that I was happy...
>>7753134
>He splatters on the ground far below, on to reform after a few second and look up to see that the winner has been decided by his momentary loss of life.
Oh... damn. Congrats Raven.
>>7753134
Aw man what a finish! Congrats to the winner and thanks for hosting!
>>7753138
These two lame plumbers named Mario and Luigi keep beating him and ruining everything!
>>7753145
You know King Dad?
>>7753146
Because it's boring! It's more fun to do whatever we want! My brothers and sister do it too!
Congratulations to Raven! Its been a ride to say the least, everyone.
>>7753062
Killing one during her dinner, don't you see how ungraceful such an act is.
It's a moment you should cherish and enjoy, a moment where one should rest as a feast ensues. You might live to see the light of another sunrise, but one day that shall change.
>>7753175
Thanks for hosting!
And stats.
>>7753172
How do you expect any to respect you, then?
>>7753175
Hmh. Congratulations to you. And thank you, sir.
>>7753175
Thanks for hostin', Tea dude.
>>7753175
Good job Miss Raven!
Thanks for hosting Mister Tea!
>>7753145
Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm a huge flirt at heart, but my lady killing days are over. My heart belongs solely to one special girl. Good job winning by the way.
>>7753190
Thanks for the match.
>>7753175
Well wuddya know it's the person who killed me! Congratulations sweet-heart ya did it, oh and thanks for hosting.
>>7753151
This is getting to real for me...
>Breathing deeply she begins shaking her hips to a tune in her head. She says her next line in a voice that sounds only powerful to her.
Now please, make your wish loud and clear!
>>7753172
That sounds awful! I think. What is everything?
>>7753175
Alright, I was right! You go girl! Thanks for doing this!
>>7753190
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7753175
>>7753190
Congratulations and thank you for hosting!
>>7753175
>>7753190
ありがとうございました, you have my gratitude for now.
>The woman sheathes her sword after making her amends.
I shall await till another opportunity arrives, where yet another war awaits to be knocked down in my favor.
>>7753175
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7753190
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7753163
>>7753172
>>7753175
>>7753203
>>7753214
>>7753220
>>7753223
>>7753190
>>7753193
Thank you, one and all. Adequately done, myself and host.
>>7753172
I do. Quite the excitable guy; I've told him to calm down more than once. Other than that, he seems like a good enough person.
>>7753205
Your Garnet, if I remember correctly. Just as well; ravens make terrible canaries, anyway.
And with that, I think I'll retire for the night. Thanks for turning up, everyone who did.
>>7753193
Why would I want a bunch of random people to respect me unless they're minions? That sounds more like something my sister or brothers would want.
>>7753218
Let's see...taking over the kingdom a buncha times, taking over the galaxy, taking over lots of stuff actually. He also kidnaps Princess Peach a looooot like a LOT a lot.
>>7753243
King Dad is super awesome!
>>7753262
Awww. See ya tea man.
>>7753262
Farewell.
>>7753278
If they do not respect you, they shall not take you seriously. Royals aren't allowed the luxury of childishness.
>>7753243
Did someone call for a celebration?
>>7753262
Good night to you, dearie!
>>7753243
That's right. Garnet's the best girl in Alexandria- no, the entire world! And I believe birds are at their most beautiful when flying freely.
>>7753262
Have a good one, old timer.
>>7753262
Have a good one, old man.
>>7753305
Why should I listen to you lady? Also why does this make saying King Dad wrong?
>>7753306
YEAH PARTY HORSE!!!
>>7753278
I don't know if I'd say super awesome...
>>7753306
I don't know. Did they?
>>7753321
You've been across the entire world? Yours, and this one?
>>7753243
You've certainly outdid yourself for sure!
>>7753262
Later pops.
>>7753349
I heard someone important won, if that is not the case I can just pack up and leave again.
>>7753343
Party!
>>7753262
I hope to see you another time!
>>7753278
Your dad is the ambitious one I see. And this Marlo and Weegee stop him every time?
>>7753349
I've been all across mine, yeah. Though I haven't really explored this one outside the arena. Oh, there was also this other world I explored called Gaia... But let's save that story for another time.
>>7753262
See ya.
>>7753262
おやすみなさい... if it goes on like this I might as well join that thought.
>>7753343
Because I, too, am royalty. And to address him with such lack of respect demeans him in the eyes of others!
Che... let me test something out real quick and I'll see if I can host.
>>7753349
I'd say he's super awesome!
>>7753380
WOOOOOOO!!!!
>>7753388
Yeah they're real jerks! One day King Dad's gonna beat them though!
>>7753397
He told us to call him King Dad, it even has the King part in it!
>>7753397
tf is going on here
>>7753391
Good call. One way or another, I sense another game on the horizon.
>>7753380
Well, importance is in the eye of the beholder.
>>7753374
Sorry about the whole "over the roof" thing. No hard feelings?
>>7753420
Yeah, we've established that. Where is the big guy, anyway?
>>7753431
>>7753431
>>7753431
>>7753431
>>7753442
Fuck off with this shit.
>>7753432
Trust me! I've experienced the worst of these inter-dimensional shenanigans, this place pal-- too much info. No hard feelings.
>>7753424
Holding a scalpel to an octopus. What does it look like?
>>7753420
Many people have fathers. You only complicate the matter further.
Where are the hot babes?
First 24.
Banning -
TLHG.
Russians, save Avenger.
Duplicates.
>>7753490
Oda Nobunaga
>>7753432
I'd rather not bring any beholders into this. One can never be sure if they are looking you into the eyes.
>>7753490
Penguin
>>7753478
and...and then what
>>7753483
None of your concern.
>>7753490
Gishki Ariel
>>7753490
Len
>>7753490
Chris Savino
>>7753490
Maria and Harusame
>>7753490
Akatsuki Zero
>>7753490
Suz
>>7753490
Hatate
>>7753490
A cat
>>7753473
If I may finish..."this place pales in comparison". Now you can tell me why.
>>7753504
Consider that they aren't the beholders you're used to.
>>7753490
Classy Raven
>>7753490
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>7753490
My drink
>>7753490
Lemmy Koopa
>>7753490
Shantae
>>7753420
Guess they don't nee my help then. I mean him! I'm sure he will win someday, ha ha!
>>7753483
You think just cause you're saying it out loud, some will come? That's not how wishes work.
>>7753490
Dragon loli
>>7753490
Lane
>>7753490
Rubick
>>7753490
Lain Iwakura
>>7753490
Muffet
>>7753490
The Engi
>>7753490
Happyg
>>7753490
FBI Agent
>>7753490
Vic Viper
>>7753490
Zidane Tribal
>>7753490
Ban
>>7753526
Not to sound like a complete jack-ass or anything, I've seen weirder; it's complicated.
>>7753490
Miku
>>7753490
Asellus
>>7753490
Shii
>>7753526
Considering they don't have ears, asking them about importance would prove rather pointless.
>>7753580
Oh, I don't doubt it. I also don't think that you'd weird me out with your explanation. Try me.
>>7753598
And considering that you don't have a face...
>>7753594
>sprays with garden hose
>>7753611
Yes, I do.
>>7753432
Probably back at the castle planning something awesome.
>>7753478
Well he's KING Dad. Duh!
>>7753532
King Dad doesn't need your help right now but I do! I need an assistant for my magic show!
>>7753626
It doesn't suit you at all.
>>7753628
Are you sure he's not back at the castle because he's scared of getting his but kicked by somebody here?
>>7753628
There are many kings that are also fathers as well.
>>7753646
How is this one?
>>7753624
>>7753628
Uh, I'll have to take a rain check on that one. I still like having my legs!
>>7753611
Being a freelancing repo-man definitely got some trippy perks. Well for starters.... I'm Satan. I'll save all those itty-bitty gritty pieces for later, I'm way too pooped for my own good. G'night.
Fuck it. Not in the mood to pick this shit up but here. Check for mistakes. No swaps because I don't give a fuck right now.
>>7753669
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere fishy fishy
>>7753646
If you didn't blow me up and win the last game I'd probably wanna fight you for talking about King Dad like that. But I don't!
>>7753653
Didn't your Dad let you call him Dad? Did he hate you or something?
>>7753687
Okie dokie, I'll ask again when I find a better trick!
>>7753697
Looks good!
>>7753697
Damn Ichigo. Chill.
>>7753697
>letting TLHG in
>>7753697
Huh. Guess this is where I head back home then.
You guys have a good night!
>>7753719
Only a TLHGfag would be know TLHG made it in
>>7753697
>>7753711
I will not discuss him.
...But the principle is the same with both parents.
>>7753697
Hmm... it looks fine, host.
You have my gratitude for picking it up, don't let bad spirits drag your mood down. It'll only make you suffer on the long-term and suffering and despair only leads to imminent defeat. That should be prevented at all costs.
>She wipes her katana clean with a rag before walking into the warzone.
頑張って下さい.
>>7753697
Shall we? Let's.
>>7753731
>would be know
>>7753669
Honestly? It stinks.
>>7753692
Good night, Satan. Be sure to bring your pitchfork next time.
>>7753711
What, you're gonna let the threat of more explosives stop you?
>>7753721
Until next time, then.
>>7753731
>would be know
>Ranma
>>7753719
Not in the mood. I'm sick but my internet is good right now so I'm picking it up.
>>7753697
Bloodbath.
>>7753711
Lemmy?
How did you even get here? You're supposed to be at the castle!
>>7753752
This time wasn't me
>>7753711
That's a good idea. Maybe one that won't end the assistant in too much pain? Or any at all?
>>7753721
Stinks you didn't make it in. You have a good night too!
>>7753761
Gah! Sorry about this but I need this pike ball more than you!
>>7753697
Start over already
>>7753699
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
>>7753750
And this one?
>>7753761
Day 1.
Len needs to stay hydrated.
>>7753790
No u
>>7753799
I guess that's where being a good person gets you in these games.
>>7753768
>Ranma
>>7753764
Hey, there's the big guy. And you haven't had a heart attack yet!
>>7753793
Not as purrfect as you'd hoped.
>>7753761
A lady must always look proper, regardless of the circumstances! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7753734
Is that a yes? If so wow that sucks.
>>7753750
Right now? Yeah, but if I see you in the game I'll be sure to pay you back okay?
>>7753764
AH! Hey King Dad! I was just playing this fun game with all these weird people!
>>7753785
I don't want my assistant to be in pain! I can't help if a trick goes wrong though.
>>7753799
Oh wow a spider! We'll find other people to beat up way easier now!
>>7753799
Night 1.
A pussy trying to get pussy.
>>7753821
Hopped?
>>7753835
>Ensures the coast is clear
>commences snuggling
>>7753835
>Waits for the most awkward silence
So what's your Dad like.
>>7753839
Hahahahaha! Nice one!
>>7753799
>>7753808
She had her choice. She chose wrong.
>>7753828
Our mother did not hate us, but she does not accommodate such irreverent mentioning in such a casual manner in public.
>>7753835
>>7753852
I am NOT discussing him.
>>7753828
Right, and I'll be sure to stop you before that happens.
>>7753839
Okay, that's enough. Any more of those and I'll have to blame you for any setbacks.
>>7753835
Day 2.
>Lane beats Lain
I'm not so sure about that.
>>7753852
Why, thank you!
>>7753870
NEVER!
>>7753863
OkayI'llJustKeepWatchThen
>>7753870
We'll see about that!
>>7753871
Oh wow, poor Penguin guy...
>>7753889
No problem pony lady!
>>7753863
I agree. If I were in her position, I would've just killed me and continued merrily on with my day.
>>7753871
Meow.
>just found out Halo 3 is nearly 10 years old
I feel old and depressed now.
>>7753871
I play to win, dearie! Sorry!
>>7753907
The end result is ultimately the same. I couldn't care less.
>>7753903
Idiot.
>>7753821
Oh I might just have one now considering how mad I am right now!
>>7753828
I told you to stay at the castle! And yet again you didn't listen to me! This place is-
...well, I guess it's not TOO dangerous, since you can't exactly die here...
W-well you still disobeyed my orders! So the moment my plan falls into place your going straight to your room!
Please don't tell me you brought the others. I can't make sure all eight of you aren't getting into trouble!
>>7753799
Guess I learned some tricks from being a pirate! If you're not feeling up to it, let's do it again sometime!
>>7753828
Maybe you should practice your tricks more? The people want to see death defying! Not... death.
>>7753871
You can never catch me!
(You can't let them know how tired you are.)
>>7753871
Arena Event.
Muffet takes her opponent down with her.
>>7753936
Based Real Guy
>>7753919
You sound like Wendy now!
>>7753921
Awww okay King Dad...I don't think anyone else was here with me but Larry was here before.
>>7753922
Do you know a lot about magic?
>>7753936
Uh-oh, I think I was supposed to kill someone here...
>>7753889
Be careful. Somebody with a gun and an itchy trigger finger might do you in.
>>7753903
We may very well. You seem to have survived the arena.
>>7753921
Jeez, good old Bowser is back. Would it calm you down to know that I blew him up last time out?
>>7753936
This seems unnecessary...if this thing can withstand lava, why can't I just kill her without the extra theatrics?
>>7753936
I'm not going down alone, dearie!
>>7753936
Sorry! Wait, I'm not sorry! This is what you get!
>>7753955
>Whistling innocently, you may notice her finger has caught aflame.
You can say I know my way around it! Wouldn't call myself an expert though.
>>7753799
I do not prey on the weak, nor do I follow commands of one. Meet me on even grounds and I might consider it, but to follow an order without elaboration is something I will not do.
>Demon Archer puts her blade in front of her as she kneels down. Her head facing the floor while awaiting the inevitable strike.
...but beware, I do not forget what one does to me.
>>7753936
Night 2.
Already cut down to the remaining nine. Peace slide.
>>7753957
But it's rabbit season.
>>7753955
Larry, huh?
Well, I guess since you're here; your first task is to go find him, tell him he's in trouble too, and bring him to me. If you kids are going to be here, you aren't just going to slack off! Me and Eggman need all the help we can get!
>>7753957
NO! HE'S MY KID!
Kinda. I'm honestly not sure anymore. Sometimes he's my kid, sometimes he's not. It's honestly pretty confusing...
Look the point is, he's someone I have a close bond to!
>>7753982
The Feast.
Rubick is kill
No
>>7753957
Told ya I was good at games!
>>7753972
Oh WOOOOOW THAT'S SO COOL. Do you have a wand somewhere??? I need a wand to use my magic.
>>7753982
Dunno what this stuff is but it makes me feel funny!
>>7754012
Got it King Dad! I'll let Larry know he's in big trouble if I see him! Also I'm now slacking off, I'm winning!
>>7754020
Hahahahaha see King Dad? He didn't stand a chance!
>>7754020
Day 3.
Showing mercy may be your downfall, Vaati.
>>7753989
>brushes tail
>>7754039
They'll never find me in here.
>>7754044
Begone with you!
>>7753989
I doubt an overeager hunter would concern himself with such things.
>>7754012
Aha, so the big bad king has a soft spot! This is interesting.
>>7754034
Hmm, not bad, Lemmy...but this shows even more that I need to keep an eye out for you.
>>7754039
Since when do you know how to play this damn game anyway?!?
>>7754056
No
>keeps brushing
>>7753936
A horrible way to die. I'm truly sorry.
>>7753982
>Rubick downs a cup of sake and throws it aside
Good...hic...stuff! I don't think you should be drinking, kid...but I don't care!
>>7754020
>The Grand Magus puts up no fight and passes on peacefully under the raging waters
Death is the perfect way to solve a hangover...
>>7754039
Night 3.
[Insert Player Name Here] attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
>>7754034
Alright. But don't get too cocky! And stay on your guard! The people here are strong! Even your old man hasn't been able to beat these fools!
Although, King Bob-omb was for some odd reason. Not sure how he did it, really.
>>7754060
Well, yeah. I still care for my kids. I might be a monster, but I'm not a MONSTER!
Wait... That didn't come out right...
>>7754062
>banishes into the moon
Yes.
>>7754060
He'd certainly find himself very concerned about what I am going to do to him.
>>7753936
>>7753957
Magical. Barriers.
>>7753955
I shall speak my mind however I deem fit.
>>7753980
Do not presume to command royalty, fool. Get out of my sight.
>>7754069
Day 4.
Is this the intended end of The Minish Cap?
>>7754069
>>7754060
So you know magic TOO right? What kinda magic is it? And why don't you use it to beat people here? Does it not work here?
>>7754074
Yessir! I'll make you proud and show these humans and aliens how to play a game like a Koopa!
>>7754091
So like Wendy!
>>7754099
OH NO I FELL ASLEEP IN THE BUSHES AGAIN
>>7754034
>Giving a soft laugh, she blows out the flame like the end of a gun barrel. A much larger flame then appears in her palm.
No wands here! No special effects either! It's all in my genes!
>>7754115
*Gasp* Are you a GENIE? Oh wow King Dad would really want a genie!
>>7754099
Night 4.
... Didn't he just try to molest whatever that thing is?
>>7754074
Oh, it's fine. Plenty of people struggle with an identity crisis.
>>7754086
Listen, if you put yourself in that position, you kinda had it coming.
>>7754091
So your magic is weak to lava? That seems like a rather strange chink in the armor.
>>7754099
Sorry, Vaati. It's just business.
>>7754111
No. If we could all use our powers, nobody without them would ever win.
>>7754140
Are you saying I deserved it for what I was wearing?
>>7754139
>>7754140
Makes sense. Here, lemme help you!
>Fumbles with bandages and makes a mess
>>7754139
Day 5.
MISSON FAILED, WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME.
>>7754111
That's my boy! One of them, anyways!
Now go out there and-
Actually, I think I'll just go and not say anything, I don't want to jinx you.
>>7754140
I know who I am! I'm King Koopa!
Or is it Bowser?
Y'know, maybe you have a point...
>>7754111
Sensible?
>>7754140
My people were once known as "ICE" Barriers for a reason. We have poor tolerance of heat.
>>7752948
>can't get a thread bump
>blames us
git gud
>>7754165
Ahahahaha! This cat is great!
>>7754166
>Salutes and nods silently to avoid any jinxing
>>7754176
Roy says Wendy is a...I think he said "bitch"? Like that!
>>7754165
Day 7.
F.
>>7754145
In the middle of a hunting area, absolutely.
>>7754147
>winces in pain
Don't worry about it. At least I'm not bleeding profusely.
>>7754166
Which is why it's good to slow down and calm down sometimes. Gotta get the mind right, you know?
>>7754176
Okay, so being in a volcanic environment wouldn't be the best place for you. Fair enough point.
>>7754206
I will lay you to rest amongst the fruits, where you belong.
>>7754206
OW! I was trying to be nice!
>>7754212
Wow you were right, you totally messed that guy up even with injuries!
>>7754130
>Hearing the mention of dad once again, she shakes off the fire with a panicky look on her face.
I'm just a half genie. It's not as impressive as you think. I can't even grant wishes!
>>7754212
Shifting the blame, are you?
>>7754212
Exactly. The list of locations I'd rather be are...exceedingly large in comparison.
>>7754203
Someone clearly needs more than a stern reprimand for such words.
>>7754206
>>7754212
Awwwwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.....
It could be worse though, cherries are alright.
>>7754203
Roy said WHAT to Wendy!?
And don't repeat it! You're not supposed to say it either!
In fact, none of you are!
Who taught you that word!?
I bet you were playing those violent video games again, weren't you!?
>>7754212
I... Guess?
I try to be calm, really. It's just a little hard when everything around you constantly gets on your nerves!
>>7754206
>Simulation runs into an error and resets
>wew, saved the code so it's all good
>put in the code, it's not all good
>doesn't work
>go back through history to copy it, enter it in
>STILL DOESN'T WORK
>Fuck this man, I'm taking this as a sign that I need to go to bed. Goodnight hg. Sorry for the technological fuck up.
>>7754216
Hey, I'm a superhero. Fighting through pain comes with the territory.
>>7754231
Okay, strap some antlers to your head and stroll through the forest during deer hunting season. See what happens.
>>7754232
Like, say, a frozen lake?
>>7754243
Gotta let it roll right off your shoulders, Bowser. With time and training, you can get there.
>>7754254
Right...I claim victory. Yay me.
>>7754254
Second for Raven would've won.
>>7754223
Only half? Hm, maybe King Dad would still give me HALF a reward for you?
>>7754232
I didn't know it was a bad word, actually if Roy said it I probably should've realized sooner...
>>7754243
AAAAAAAH YESSIR AND ROY SAID IT ROY SAID IT I LEARNED IT FROM HIM
>>7754254
I was gonna win anyways because I'm the best at games!
>>7754273
So you'd want me to dress up like a buck. Is that what I should be taking away from this?
>>7754254
It can't be, Cat was going to win!
>>7754273
A heavenly sensation, to be certain...
>>7754254
Fare you well.
>>7754289
>>7754243
Methinks a general lack of reverence prevails all throughout the family.
>>7754254
How about we just pretend that Lenmy won? It was pretty likely that he was going to win anyways.
Who's with me? Huh?
>>7754273
If you really think so. But it's kind pointless to do it here. Since no matter how strong I am, I'll always be the same strength as everyone else.
>>7754289
Roy's in trouble now too!
I swear, do ONE of you actually bother to be a well-mannered kid!?
>>7754301
I don't know what that means, but I'll assume that it's an insult!
>>7754293
No, you should be taking a lesson in personal responsibility from this.
>>7754301
Okay then. Next time we're in a game together, kindly allow me to toss you in a frozen lake. My treat.
>>7754328
That's why you've gotta keep your mind right. It'll make the countless failures a lot less stressful.
>>7754254
Kys Ichigo you sperg
Your games are shit anyway
Junko 에노시마, 용서해주세요. 당신을 사랑합니다. 당신은 Littlefinger보다 훨씬 잘 할 수 있습니다.
>>7754301
>>7754328
I'm with you King Dad I was totally gonna win! And this lady is talking like Wendy when she's in a bad mood!
yuno please host
>>7754356
Y-you too
>>7754356
Well hey Hoshi.
>>7754328
Lack of respect and grace.
>>7754340
Hmpf. I know the connotations behind that, regardless of the circumstances, you realize.
>>7754359
Ugh. Children.
>>7754340
And how am I supposed to do that, exactly?
No really, I'd actually like to know.
>>7754359
Wendy just has problems, that well, it's a little hard to understand if you're a boy.
Wendy is at that age when female Koopa's bodies start to;
Actually, I think I'll just tell you when you're older.
>>7754393
Oh....
Well, you can't get respect unless you earn it! And these kids haven't earned anything in their lives!
>>7754356
Dude, are you drunk?
>>7754340
Says the bunny rabbit.
>>7754417
And such is my point. These children should know to show it first. "King Dad", he calls you.
>>7754356
For anyone not able to read it, it's something along the lines of; I still love you Junko, Littlefinger is a bitch.
>>7754440
Junko Enoshima, please forgive me. I Love You. You can do much better than Littlefinger.
>>7754420
Asuka x Junko에게 또 하나의 샷을 주자. 나는 정말로 그 시절을 놓친다. 린은 당신이 침대에 있었을 때와 결코 같지 않았고 솔직히 말해서, 나는 그녀와 함께 어울릴 때마다 당신을 생각했습니다. 그래서 그 녀석을 도둑질하고 리틀 핑거를 도우며 대신 나를 다시 빌어 먹을거야.
사랑, 아스카.
>>7754393
>>7754417
Is that what's wrong with this girl King Dad?
>>7754393
You say that like I've got it out for you, Ariel.
>>7754417
Take some time to sit down, shut up, and quiet your mind. Block out everything around you and just settle in.
>>7754423
Call me what you will; my point still stands.
>>7754465
... Huh. My Korean is better gah. I thought.
Those 2017 hits just keep on coming.
>>7754478
Not really, no.
>>7754439
The "King Dad" think is fine. I mean, he's not WRONG. They just rarely ever listen to me. He's not even supposed to be here! I don't even now HOW he he got here!
>>7754475
Probably not. She doesn't do it periodically.
>>7754478
Sounds incredibly boring. Is there anything that DOESN'T involve me sitting around doing nothing?
>>7754466
Hossy pls
PLS
This level of obsession isn't healthy. Seek professional help
>>7754356
>>7754466
>>7754466
>Give Asuka x Junko another shot. I really miss those days. Lynn was never the same as when you were in bed, and frankly, I thought of you every time I went out with her. So I will steal him, help Little Finger, and fuck me again.
>Love, Asuka.
What? Who the fuck is Lynn? What is even going on? I need an adult!
>>7754519
>>7754503
Junko를 나에게 돌려줘, 나는 그녀의 따뜻하고 사랑스런 포옹 없이는 살 수 없다.
그녀의 닭 맛이 나는 분비물이 많이 필요합니다.
>>7754466
Give Asuka x Junko another shot, something about Lynn, and stealing Littlefinger. Love Asuka.
>>7754527
>>7754475
I hold myself to standards, thank you very much.
>>7754498
And I've been saying he needs to learn to be more formal about it.
He claimed he was told of this place by another sibling of his.
>>7754478
Does not everyone have it out for everyone here admits the games?
>>7754533
>>7754530
Some gay shit about not being able to live without Junko.
Will the Hoshi train ever stop?
>>7754545
Oh well he should sod off, I never did anything like that with him.
God damn drunkposting gook.
>>7754537
Larry, right.
Honestly, I just wish they'd treat me with more respect and did that they were told! I'm their father, I'm supposed to know what's best for them!
Have you ever had suicidal thoughts over something or someone in HG?
나는 Junko-sama의 맛있는 squirts을 그리워한다.
>>7754576
No.
>>7754493
>>7754498
It's boring if you choose to think about it that way. As to your question, do you have any hobbies that might fit the bill?
>>7754537
Sure, we have it out for our competitors, but it's hardly ever anything personal.
>>7754564
On the next game
>>7754498
So she's just a grouch?
>>7754537
What are those? Be grumpy all the time?
>>7754572
Larry was saying he tried to blackmail a penguin guy who was a king too.
>>7754571
>Rin is Mirai
I love you
>>7754577
>mixing nip and gook
Hoshi pls
>>7754576
no because I'm not that pathetic of a person or that mentally unwell
>>7754577
Why even.
Miss lady Junko's squirts.
>>7754600
어떻게하면 더 나은 사람이되고 작은 손가락을 씹을 수 있습니까?
>Switching back to laptop from Desktop, brb.
>>7754600
Rin isn't Mirai, I'm Mirai. Junko-sama~
>>7754576
I've been disgusted and actually vomited because of something I've seen here, but suicide is waaaaaaaaaaaaay off.
>>7754254
What a disappointment! Guess it can't be helped. Thanks for doing this.
>>7754289
He won't get anything because he won't be needing me at all! Not that he will ever capture me!
>>7754577
ほんとやめてくれよ、あなたは傷ついている!
>>7754580
Well, yeah. I golf, I go-kart, I play tennis. Pretty much every sport you can see think of, I've tried at least once.
>>7754596
I'd say so, yeah.
And a king penguin? You mean DDD, right?
こんにちは, How are you all?
>>7754646
กินกะเทยดำกระเจี๊ยวของฉัน!
Junko, 제 개인 군대를 돌려주세요, 나는 닭 찌꺼기 뿜기의 기술에서 그들을 vocaloid futa fucking과 교차하도록 훈련시켜야합니다
>>7754632
kek what
>>7754646
>Japanese
Stop it! You're hurting me!
>>7754641
Lady, I've been capturing women for nearly 30+ years, that isn't the hard part. The hard part is keeping you at the castle.
>>7754663
>Junko, return my personal army, I have to train them to cross vocaloid futa fucking in the technique of chick dusting
>>7754580
I would not be so certain. There are more than a few that hate...certain others here.
>>7754596
Stiffness and seriousness.
>>7754572
And it is up to yourself to instill that respect in to them!
>>7754660
Hmmh. I do not hear that language often. I fare tolerably.
>>7754669
Some little girls nudes. Pretty sure it was cp
리틀 핑거 때문에 나를 왜 버렸어? 그가 네게 무엇을 주 었는가? 에로틱 한 롤 플레잉을 좋아하지 않으 셨나요? 제발 뭐라고 말하면 돼!
사랑, 아스카.
>>7754621
니가 무슨 말하는거야?
전문적인 정신적 도움을 구하십시오.
>>7754660
良い。君?
>>7754660
SWING SWING SHOCK
리틀 핑거는 내 열심히 사랑하는 아기에게 똥을 안 쓴다.
>>7754699
I'm very respectful! I practically give it away! You just don't know what you're talking about and I can't respect you because of it!
>>7754714
죽여라.
>>7754660
>fake type
>good shit senpai
>>7754691
내 친구들을 모두 그만 둔다. 말 그대로.
나에게 사랑스러워하는 그 애니메이션의 일부를 닭고기 부드러운 창녀에 저장하십시오.
>>7754648
Well, that sounds like a good start...you're not trying to kill anybody while you're doing those things, are you?
>>7754699
Okay, who hates you? Or, maybe more to the point, who do you hate?
>>7754703
Tricky nudes?
>>7754754
주사위.
>>7754740
Not me, you fool! Them!
>>7754757
Hmh. The first that come to mind are a group of petty mages from my own world that are here. The Charmers, they call themselves.
리틀 핑거 (Littlefinger)에서 떨어져서, 나는 처음으로 준코 (Junko)를 보았다.
지금까지 다른 여자를 찾으면 기름기 많은 작은 손에서 Junko를 가져갈거야.
>>7754699
わたし Iwasaki, あなたは?
>>7754725
良い, ありがとう
>>7754729
Watch out!
>>7754752
(Thanks, I don't usually do eastern characters but I found this pretty interesting.)
>>7754660
Thanks for asking. I can't really complain. Mind telling me what the first part was?
>>7754676
Looks like I'll have to make your easy part a little harder then. That was a lot better in my head but you know what I mean!
>>7754768
I don't know... I just saw it and I got the fuck up out of the thread and stayed the fuck out. That shit was fucked up.
>>7754790
こんにちは, is hello
>tfw image limit
> 리틀 벅을 위해 나를 덤핑
나는 너를 오늘 만들었고, 내가 얻은 덕분에 너를 만들었 어? 엿 먹어라.
Are there some avafags you like so much that you get happy when they show up?
>>7754788
すばらしいです。よく願っています。
>>7754823
Hoshi.
>>7754788
リチュア・エリアル.
>She nods briefly.
I suggest using the more common language here.
>Ariel.
>>7754823
Kuuga
>>7754823
Garnet, Adachi, Izaya, Yuno.
>>7754823
I would if they still showed up
>>7754757
Depends on the sport, really.
The kart racing can be pretty dangerous. Ever been hit by a Blue Shell? Trust me, it hurts. A LOT.
>>7754785
Like I said; You need to earn my respect to receive it!
>>7754790
But like you said though; I don't need you. Especially if you can't even grant wishes! Seriously! What kinda genie doesn't grant wishes!? A lame one, that's what!
>King Koopa
>>7754844
I know that feel.
>>7754823
나의 아름다운 치킨 풍미의 여신. 나는 그녀가 실에서 그녀를 볼 때마다 그녀의 두꺼운 두꺼운 새끼로 나를 관통시키기를 원한다. 그녀는 내 모든 것이고 나는 그녀를 되찾기 위해 무엇이라도 할 것입니다. 아무것도. 나는 그녀의 flabs 아래에서 밖으로 squirts을 핥고 싶어요, 난 리퍼 핑거가 구석에 서서 울고있는 동안 그녀의 방대한 복둥이에 의해 pegged 얻고 싶습니다. 나는 그녀의 곰팡내 나는 햄에 대한 내 공을 슬래브하고 싶다. 나는 marrige에서 그녀의 손을 잡고 행복하게 살고 싶어. Littlefinger도 결혼식에 초대 될 것이고, 나는 그가 우리의 사소한 꼬마 애들에게 대부가되기를 바란다. 나는 에노시마 준코가 나의 마지막 순간에 내 손을 잡고, 그녀가 일하는 그 고품질 공장에서 치킨 너겟을 나에게 먹이기를 바란다. 우리 아이들이 지금부터 약 10-15 년 후에 일할 동일한 공장이 될 것입니다. Junko 에노시마와 함께 묻혀서 Asuka, Haruhi, Tamaki의 폴더를 우리와 함께 가지고 싶습니다. 나는 죽을 때 세나로서 옷을 입기를 원합니다. Junko는 Junko가 될 수 있습니다.
준코 씨를 분만 장소에 묻어서 애프터눈 티를 잡으면 영원히 살 수 있습니다. 모든 꿈을 끝내는 것이 꿈일 것입니다.
나는 이제 가야 해, 에노시마 준코. 나는 너를 그리워, 너를 사랑해, 나는 그 맛있는 사료가 필요해.
안녕히 주무세요.
사랑, 아스카.
여우