HG thread.
292nd Express Games!
>First 24
>>7747793
Penguin
Nice freaking bait, fuckface.
>>7747793
Chris Savino
>>7747793
Ruka Urushibara
>>7747769
O-oh, my apologies then. Its not always I understand people's sense of humor.
Lottie Person
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7747793
Pratty
>>7747793
Dead Baki
Sakuya Brando
Sanae Kochiya
Arthur Pendragon
A cat
>>7747804
It's not though.
Ken Kaneki
Lord Beerus
>>7747825
>arthur
Saber has a dick now?
Suz
You don't need to make a brand new thread for every single one of your boring fucking games, Mokou.
>>7747793
Doctor=Funk Beat!
Lu Bu Tallgeese
Shinobu Kawajiri
Minamoto no Raikou
Oda Nobunaga
Seeing it's late I shall leave you all be for now.
>While walking off, the woman spews out a few words.
おやすみ なさい, hostess.
Lincoln Loud
>>7747846
See ya Nobu.
FBI Agent
>>7747810
It's quite alright! But to be truthful!
>The small squirrel looking hand puppet moves it's head to imitate it talking, a squeaky voice comes out.
"The good doctor isn't licensed!"
>>7747869
I don't think so, his english isn't broken
>>7747836
>literal who host mad that his games don't get any (You)s
22/24
Two more please.
>>7747897
Sunset
>>7747897
Lane
>>7747897
Brad Burns
>>7747895
>Get that thing away from me.
My God! This man's brain is evil!
Ready?
>>7747868
>Ruka looks at the strange doll, a little surprised
O-oh um... I don't know what to say.
>>7747930
It looks good to me.
Lana
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>7747930
>>7747966
>Pets
Yukine
>>7747930
Let's start.
>>7747930
If it isn't a problem, please give my spot to this man.
>>7747844
>>7747966
>>7747897
Kaguya Houraisan
Daily reminder: HG is dying and it's your fault.
>>7747991
>>7747993
My, my, it seems like I was late. How embarrassing.
>>7747991
Why did I even bother trying?
>>7747943
As I always say! You don't need a license to help people! Isn't that right my assistant?
>The puppet starts moving again.
"Yes my doctor!"
>>7747991
You have my thanks! It's hard to move around these days with all those malpractice charges!
>>7747991
>
>>7748029
I knew we shouldn't have taken that right turn, but you didn't want to listen
>>7748036
Hopefully a new toxic berry will be created via genetically engineering soon.
>>7747979
>Kiritsugu takes his cigarette and burns the anon's arm with it when he pets him.
>>7747991
>>7747993
Ah. Well, it's not like I was getting in anyways. Thanks.
Test.
>>7748056
Really? All you have to do is to knock them unconscious
>>7748027
W-well... to many people including me, then it is more safe to know when a doctor knows how to do their job properly.
>>7748029
I can't allow him to win!
>>7748056
>Ruka looks at the woman entering his room and he starts to get a little worried
U-um... C-can I help you miss?
>>7748056
Don't worry little cat, i'm here!
>>7748056
>genetic* engineering
whoops
Some attempts are made, but only one is successful.
>>7748100
>Ken tries to shoot Savino
>>7748100
Great, the masks I ordered are finally here
>>7748135
Get him off me!
>>7748100
>She
(Perhaps I should mention gender next time)
>Ruka groans in pain as he runs away with the arrow stuck in his shoulder
>>7748135
Greetings mister. I'm here with the supplies you asked for.
>>7748154
cute
>>7748135
Is there not anyone who can sate my soul!?
>>7748165
FACE ME!
>>7748088
>The puppet, thanks to the help of the doctor, gets into the shrine maiden's face.
"The doctor doesn't need anyone's approval other than his patient's!"
>>7748100
Haha! Maybe I should stop being a doctor and go into demolition!
>>7748135
Oh! Would you like to donate blood?!
>>7748165
How could you knowingly try to fight a medical unprofessional!
>>7748165
>checks Dead Baki's pulse
Well... there isn't much I can do, besides a proper burial
>starts digging
>>7748171
That cat attacked me for no reason! We should capture him, and at the least declaw it
>>7748204
>His sobs are really unconvincing.
Waaah! Oh boohoo!
>>7748204
There should be disinfectant around here somewhere
>>7748165
>>7748174
R-RGNesus is not very kind
>>7748194
B-But, what if I need approval before I allow you to do a check up?
>>7748248
>キッス~
>>7748260
E-Excuse me?
>>7748255
It's so beauthiful, I wish I could do this everyday
>>7748270
He just kissu'd you in Japanese
>>7748279
>Whoops.
>>7748279
I-I would just feel more safe...
>>7748280
Oh... How kind of him
>(tfw google translated it to kids)
>>7748281
You just let a doctor be the victim of theft?! You are just as guilty as he!
>>7748293
A checkup is safe! The only dangerous part is surgery! And you don't look like you need it!.
>>7748287
They should have came up with something original. No one would fall for what they did.
>>7748299
>My fucking tributes died without interacting with anything other than filler
FUCK
>>7748299
Did you just go to the feast?
>>7748304
Every time
>>7748304
I know this feel.
>>7748313
Without power, the yogurt inside will melt, let's just grab as much as we can
>>7748299
This new solution just need to be heated and..
>He lights a match, a large explosion ensues.
>>7748313
Well that was highly anticlimactic.
>>7748313
>A cat decapitates Savino
>>7748297
You got a point there... Anyway, I'm afraid I must take my leave for now. Goodbye mister.
SHUT THE FUCK UP DEAN
>>7748356
Farewell then! But that's doctor! Not mister!
>>7748360
The winner will be revealed very soon.
>>7748374
Cat has potential, he better win
>>7748374
But first, here are fourth, third, and second place.
>>7748374
>Grapefruits fake
>In a supermarket
Are you fuck kidding me?
>>7748389
Congratulations Lincoln Loud, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7748402
And thank you for playing!
>>7748402
Oh yeah!! Thank you for hosting!
>>7748408
Thanks for hostink, I guess ~de geso.
>>7748408
>>7748402
Congratulations!
Thank you for hosting again! It's been fun!
>>7748408
No, thank YOU
>>7748408
Thanks for hosting again
>>7748417
>we're letting loud house fags in here.
You guys already know what he's about and you're letting him walk around?Are we a safe haven for furfags AND pedophiles now?
>Inb4 wahhhh we're dying and need new people!
The only new people were gonna get from /trash/ are the bottom of the cancer barrel, faggots. You need to stop letting the UID counter determine who you want in here.
>>7748525
Kill yourself King Knight and go bitch somewhere else.
>>7748525
Don't worry, we don't want him here either.
>>7748525
Stay salty famalam
>>7748525
>Wah! Pedophiles!
We've d Kamina for years. What's the problem?
>>7748554
Hey Lincoln, how old were you again?
>>7748417
>>7748537
i'm 99% sure this is Grimes
>>7748554
>gets called a pedophile
>stay salty
>>7748573
No, it's your friendly neighborhood spiderman.
>>7748525
>Letting
if i could ban them from this thread, i would.
IDs would fix HG the second they were implemented
>>7748579
>Spiderman
That's Peter Parker, has a shitty job at the Bugle
>>7748579
>spiderman
>posts a stupid cunt
GET ME A PICTURE OF SPIDER MAN!
>>7748589
Techinically...his secret Identity IS spiderman...so he himself is spiderman, Dr. Cox......
>>7748584
>90% of people in this pic are condemning the anon
>all of TLHG are pedos
>>7748600
No, his secret identity is Spider-man, noobie
SPIDER DASH MAN
>>7748603
.....A minor detail, but I'd still like to think that I'm in the right......
>Insert cutaway scene about how i'm receiving a fucking award for being so right and my mentor Dr. Cox is there to give me that pat on the back I've been craving so desperately
>>7748623
Your patient is dying , Malinda
also fuck you for reminding me Dr Cox ava hasn't posted in months
>>7748629
I really do miss him, those snarky remarks, the always calling me by a different girl's name, and especially the way he'd give a long speech that would just inspire me to the core....
I miss Hoshi
>>7748700
same
>>7748700
I miss Matoi
>>7748700
>>7748708
I shall wear the clover in his honor.
>>7748723
who?
>>7748723
>2016
hahahaha
>>7748739
>>7748740
You guys are swell, but I don't appreciate all this trying to make me feel bad on purpose.
>>7748754
No really, who are you?
>>7748757
.....Endo
>>7748774
>Grabs and throws Grimes into ERP.
>>7748802
Oh shit!
>>7748802
No don't do it
>JD ava
My temptation to bring back Dr. Cox is increasing, offset by the fact that I'm not nearly clever enough to justify playing him.
>>7748908
It's grimes. You really want to circlejerk with grimes?
I'm bored but not in the mood for RP.
Give me something stupid to edit.
>>7748992
>>7748992
Edit the thread by leaving.
First 24
>>7749157
Late go
>>7749157
Muffet
>>7749157
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7749007
Here.
>>7749149
No u.
>>7749157
Pratty
>>7749157
Demon Archer
>>7749157
Cute Anime Girl
>>7749345
tf ur not cute
>>7749353
Leave her alone, she's mine
>>7749373
Not even cute baka
>>7749157
James Storm
>>7749386
But beer HAS water in it, that doesn't make any sense.
God damn rednecks, it fucking sucks living in the South. And not even the good South either.
>>7749434
You're saving water by not using as much, dumbass
>>7749380
She is!!
>>7749508
Nop
Daily reminder that HG is dead
>>7749569
t. oldfag
>>7749586
Your point?
>>7749569
Kill yourself King Knight
>>7749602
just seeing if i was right
>>7749641
Nice meme
reply to this if you're at school
>7749700
Too cool for school
Well if there's no game, then I'll be taking my cute anime girl and leave.
>>7749752
Bye!
Don't come back.
^>7749752
>and leave.
Please do.
>>7749781
>>7749782
>>7749809
gotchu
>kissus everyone in thread
I love you all.
>>7749866
>didn't even post proof
>have retard friend who watches Mainstream Meteorologist and Alex Jones
>doesn't know what /pol/ is
>send him the Clover apk
>will be shitting up /pol/ even further
Who else /devilish/ here?
>>7749876
Got me what? is it a toy?
>>7749895
Ew! we don't even know eachother!
>>7749904
>wanting to see dick
What are you, gay?
>>7749895
Thanks, beautiful, but my heart belongs to someone else. Sorry.
>>7749904
What proof would you like, anon?
I miss Drew Carrey
>>7750055
Dick pic and timestamp :^)
>>7750099
But I'm comfy in bed right now. Maybe next time I'm drunk.
: l
>>7750176
Iris the ICEY
>>7750176
Superman 64
>>7750150
That's the perfect place though.
>>7750176
kill yourself
>>7750176
Eggman-kun
>>7750176
Zidane Tribal
>>7750198
you forget the image
>>7750176
Bush's Baked Beans
>>7750176
A fucking Brick
>>7750176
Snow White
>>7750176
Sakuya Izayoi
>>7750176
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7750176
Popuko and Pipimi
>>7750176
Gishki Ariel
>>7750176
Lord Beerus
>>7750176
Gnohomo
>>7750193
>tfw no paper to write on and too tired to find some
>>7750176
Zero
>>7750176
This fucking penguin
>>7750176
Lincoln loud
>>7750176
Lottie Person
>>7750176
The Last Empress
>>7750176
James Storm
>>7750291
I have one
>>7750176
Late go
>>7750176
What In Tarnation
>>7750176
Late Brain
>>7750176
My drink
>>7750291
Just post pic then bb :^)
>>7750176
Ban
this reply is directed towards post number seven million seven hundred fifty thousand three hundred six
Barred. Go away pedo.
>>7750176
Vice Admiral Smoker
: l
>>7750391
Come on Narrator! whatcha gonna make me do?!
>>7750391
I'm ready anytime!
>>7750391
Eh... let's just hurry it up already.
>>7750334
Old, you need a new one
>>7750353
please listen to my soundcloud#5688
Be there or be square, or whatever that means
If I'm posting it in thread it's got to have the timestamp
>>7750435
Running? oh that's easy peasy!
>>7750435
You know, we make a pretty great team. Let's do it again sometime.
>>7750435
I'll run you down!
>>7750477
Leeet's play it safe for now.
>>7750477
I mean, it's a nice song and all, but can we just fight?
hey everyone we're making a brand new hg server for people who don't like the DX meanies in the other one come join!!!!!
https://discord.gg/ZHzBw
>>7750477
>>7750491
>With a snort, Lu Bu grabs the gun, figures out how it works after a second, points it at his head, and pulls the trigger back all six times. When the bullet comes out, it impacts harmlessly against the side of his head...helmet...thing.
>>7750524
...Huh, what just happened?
>>7750517
>https://discord.gg/ZHzBw
>ERP
Kill yourself.
>>7750517
>Banned
What is this
>>7750534
I uh... Don't think that's how the game works, big guy. But I'm not complaining.
>>7750555
Usually I'm the one getting blinded by beauty.
>>7750555
Begone, filth.
>>7750517
>DX
You are scared of unhappy people?
>>7750524
Yeppie? I guess.
>>7750555
I have friends, I have a captain, what more do I need... something feels missing.
>>7750517
>hey guys we're making a steam chat for people who don't like the meanies in the thread
>hey guys we're making a board on aidschan for people who don't like the meanie mods on 4chan
>hey guys we're making a new board on aidschan for people who don't like the meanies on hga
>hey guys we're making a new steam group for people who don't like the meanies in the other one
>hey guys there's trash for people who don't like the nazis on hga
>hey guys we're making a discord for people who don't like the meanies in new steam group
what's next ya'll?
>>7750598
Nope, not hungry, still trying to figure out what I'm missing.
>>7750598
L-Look, you can let the whole comment I made about maids slide, right?
>Zidane get a chair to the face for his troubles
>>7750601
>hey guys we're making a guillotine for people who don't like the bourgeoisie in power
>>7750582
>There's a crunch, and the now-broken gun falls from his hand.
A worthless "game".
>>7750601
>tfw I just made a general discord to try and get some activity out of the community outside the threads again, since when I'm around its dead 90% of the time.
I guess a Tealord can dream. Its empty anyways.
>>7750657
Couldn't have put it better myself. Only idiots would play it.
>>7750648
Ha! she's the immortal one! right? RIGHT?!
>>7750672
There's already a discord that's pretty active.
>>7750648
>connection error
>connection error
>connection error
: c
>>7750672
>get some activity out of the community outside the threads
Way to kill the threads and make them even deader.
>>7750696
Ah, I wasn't aware. No one ever mentioned it while I was about and finding any hint of liveliness in this community is, to say the least, a struggle at 3 in the morning.
>>7750720
Why am I reading this in Iroh's voice?
>>7750714
Hardly. When the threads were at their most active in 2015 the community was extremely vocal and communicative outside of the threads.
I'm likely putting to much nostalgia into this, I suppose.
>>7750683
At least they had the courage to risk their lives.
>>7750745
>kissu
>>7750742
I should of brought some tea.
>>7750761
Don't worry, I'm quite willing to share from the sidelines. No promises once in a match, of course.
>>7750746
Risk their lives for what? There's nothing at stake here, so why would you so readily be ready to risk everything?
>>7750745
There aren't too many people anymore though. That may have been a good idea back when threads would fill up quick as shit, but not anymore.
>>7750779
BRICK
R
I
C
K
>>7750742
Ngh! What is the meaning of this!?
>>7750779
Emilia...Eria...what would you do in my place?
>>7750777
I kinda needed some in the match, but oh well, I can go for some tea now.
>Outnumber Tokyo 50,000 to 6,000
>war starts between our two teams
>despite having 44,000 more players we still lose
How the fuck do those slant eyed NEETS do it?
I fucking hate the Japanese.
>>7750784
To sate the hunger of their soul!
>>7750809
...*sigh*
I'll never understand. I like to take risks too, but man...
>>7750785
Well, that was actually part of my motivation behind it. To attract others like me who simply often don't have the time anymore to have a connection back rather than just an inactive and rather silent steam group. While I quite liked the steam chat, occasionally when one comes in it would be quiet, even when full, and without a previous log it could seem like quite the graveyard and people would leave, as steam chats are a bit less permanent in the context of the system. Discord chats, last though, and give logs to see if it geniunely is dead, or just everyone being distracted by the thread or other things.
Its a fall back, I suppose, to my experience administrating SS13 and TF2 servers. Perhaps not the most fitting, but something I knew well.
>>7750838
Ban vs a fucking brick
Who would've thought
>>7750808
Your team had 49999 jobbers?
>>7750834
One who does not heed it's call could never know.
>>7750802
Well, if you don't mind me saying, I believe its never truly too late for tea, anyways.
>>7750854
>>7750868
... You jinxed it anon.
>>7750838
Foolish little thingsh...utterly worthle-
>>7750893
Ugh. It. Congratulations, I suppose. You've my thanks.
>>7750869
It's never late for anything when you're a daredevil! don't worry about the heat, people like me like them hot!
>>7750863
Whatever you say.
>>7750893
Heh... good job, Brick.
Thanks for hostin'.
>>7750893
Good job Bricky! sorry for not dueling you, fell asleep on the day!
Thanks for hosting!
>>7750901
Heeey, I didn't do too bad this time! Just gotta watch myself next time and I'll have it in the bag.
Thanks for the match.
>>7750903
Thats the spirit! Cold tea doesn't nothing to warm the soul anyways.
>>7750900
>>7750907
>>7750911
>>7750926
c :
>>7750933
The Soul? whatcha mean?
>>7750933
You know, I thought some sleep would have improved my typing. Clearly I was sorely mistaken.
I am taking suggestions for events for the newly rekindled Tea Games.
>>7750944
...Kind of a quiet one aren't ya? Well, have a good one, ok?
>>7750949
Its a manner of speaking, of course. But tea does do wonders for one's mood, calms the nerves, and helps us find balance within ourselves.
>>7750904
And watch your tone with me, boy.
>>7750955
Is that a samurai jack reference my nigga
>>7750991
What do you think?
>>7750978
Really now? I thought tea was just a nice little hot drink! I didn't know it could help me with my unicycle!
>>7750955
>Voice actor gag. Nice. But I never saw the original ones so I don't know what they're about.
>>7750986
Why should I?
odds do something stupid
evens do the sensible thing
>>7751055
Doh! I should probably have some myself about now.
>>7751055
I bet it's also good for my eye! though I should not spill it on it!
>>7751067
DO A FLIP!
>>7751006
>And for the first time, Lu Bu turns to properly face him, a single eye visibly as he glares.
I am in a rare mood of peace. Disturb it at your own peril.
>>7751055
>It's on the list of things I need to rewatch, but I have a lot of things on that list.
>>7751087
>If Zidane was scared by Lu Bu, he isn't showing it and keeps his expression of general disinterest shown.
Look, I don't know who you're trying to scare, but if you want me to leave you alone, just say the word and I'll leave you be.
>>7751123
>The glimpse of an eye vanishes, as he points his weapon at Zidane.
If you do not wish to fall victim to my soul's hunger, then stay out of my way.
>>7751225
>>7751225
>>7751225
>>7751225
>>7751225