HG thread.
291st Express Games!
Lord Beerus
Rin Hoshizora
Vice Admiral Smoker
>>7747103
Shuten Douji
Minamoto no Raikou
Sanae Kochiya
>>7747103
Doctor=Funk Beat!
Haru
Oda Nobunaga
>>7747103
Ken Kaneki
Kid Baki
Ruka Urushibara
Arthur Pendragon
>>7747103
Ruby Gloom
>>7747103
Suz
Lottie Person
Tanya Degurechaff
>>7747103
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Presenting the BRAAAD show
>>7747103
Sand King
big
>>7747103
Tropical pizza
>>7747103
Angelo
>>7747200
This is why Hitler should have won.
Lana
Good morning Hunger Games
Chad Thundercock
Tiny snek
>>7747227
C-could you give my spot to the little snake here please?
>>7747169
>>7747216
>>7747211
hi newfriend
>>7747227
It appears I'll have to swap, I have an operation to do.
>>7747141
>>7747216
>>7747197
fat
>>7747243
>>7747239
>T-Thanks
>>7747124
Filler or did I wait too long to start using her?
>>7747227
Ready, go!
>>7747242
Hey man how's it going?
>>7747211
Greetings miss.
>>7747251
O-oh, thank you mister.
>>7747257
>He gently pats the snake
Good luck.
>>7747264
I knew I shouldn't engage a fight!
>>7747262
Nah, take her. I'll grab somebody else since I haven't started a folder yet.
>>7747257
You're very much welcome, though now I'll have to postpone that operation.. Ah well he can go without a heart for another hour or so.
>>7747264
>The doctor sighs contently while lifting the heavy crate.
This reminds me of when I was an intern!
>>7747294
I believe that's what people say in these situations! But to miracle workers like me it's more about learning ob the way to the finish!
>>7747299
No it's ok you can take her fa.m. It would be unfair to you.
>>7747323
I have 50 different fate avas please fucking take her
>>7747262
>actively playing fapbait characters
Nigga.
>>7747319
What did I just stand on? Damn, it's too dark to see a thing right now
>>7747319
Look around you, there's no where to hide.
>>7747319
>He wakes up to find all of his medical equipment destroyed.
This.. What kind of monster would do this?! I'm sorry little Timmy, it looks like you won't be getting that heart transplant you need!
>>7747327
fapbait can have personality too t.bh
>>7747338
Whatever you say, Cirno.
>>7747337
I forgot how much fun this could be
>continues popping
>>7747337
>He drops the shovel and pulls a scalpel out from his lab coat pocket.
I've never dissected a God before! This is a day for learning indeed!
>>7747362
>While taking the package he looks at the pizza.
What kind of mad scientist would put that abomination together?!
>>7747362
>
>>7747351
>But that isn't me
>>7747379
Tiny snek in the same event that killed her last time
>>7747374
Hey, don't look so dead, you made a good moral decision.
>>7747379
Leaving the care of a doctor? This man must be insane! He definitely needs a doctor!
>>7747391
N3
>>7747392
But on the other end
>>7747410
It would be very selfish of me if I didn't.
I'll just have to be more careful next time
>>7747362
Not following the command of your superiors is something that can only be reciprocated by death itself. You've sealed your faith, now face the consequences.
>Demon Archer unsheathes her sword and with one clean cut, she cuts the little girl in two. She turns her back towards the corpse and walks away.
Disgraceful, me having to dirty my blade on you is already a unnecessary deed.
>>7747412
This has fun and all but I need to get back to my actual patients! They won't find happiness without me!
>>7747416
Speaking of selflessness! What blood type are you? As a medical professional it's a fact that you can never have too much blood in supply!
>>7747423
This abomination sure has a lot of supplies.. It can't even use them!
>>7747423
Pfft. This isn't any of my buisness.
>>7747441
I wouldn't have a clue what my bloodtype is supposed to be, and I'd rather keep it that way for a while
>>7747454
>He holds up several scalpels and needles as he say this.
You are no less than a patient under my care! No harm will befall you!
>>7747459
Refusing is all well and good! But I can guarantee you that someone could use your blood more than you!
>>7747479
I've been focused on my work for too long! It's nice I get to take a break!
>>7747479
You should adjust your aim if you ever wish to surprise me. Better men have stood up against me, it's but futile for you to eventually face the same fate as the ones before you did. For now, I'll do as I see fit.
>She walks off, neglecting the fact she had just survived an attempt at assassination.
Hmpf... that snake will soon meet her own demise at one's own venom.
I am a straight male is it normal that I want to be dominated by bigger men like the little twink slut that I am?
>>7747508
You went to the feast, didn't you?
>>7747508
What? I wasn't cooking! I was trying to make a new artificial skin to graph onto burn victims!
>>7747515
You're a straight (gay) male
>>7747515
Yes
>>7747515
kys Aaron Kennedy
>>7747502
Well, maybe next time, I don't feel now is the best time
>>7747522
Well! You had a lot of faith in before, didn't you?
>>7747522
Of course not! I am more focused on medical discoveries than my hunger!
>>7747532
Maybe it would help to mention you get a cookie afterwards!
>>7747543
Even after an offer like that, I'll have to decline
>>7747538
How are you faring today, my patient? Huh, oh yes! Food would help you recover!
>>7747551
You drive a hard bargain! Two cookies and a glass of milk!
>>7747560
I guess she's still out looking! I'll keep this food warm for her!
>>7747560
D7
Final three!
>>7747560
Don't keep me waiting, I wanna see what's in store for me.
>>7747577
Come on man
DoctorFunk Beat will definitely win.
>>7747522
Attacking the weak might seem as a viable option when one herself is weak. An oni look you is but another weakling to attempt such an ominous massacre. Sadly for you, you'll face someone else for now.
>Demon Archer leaps in front of the orange haired girl, lunging her blade forwards, piercing the chest of the oni before looking down at the helpless girl.
No need to thank me, but don't bother to face me ever again. The next time we shall meet, it'll be on equal eyesight.
>>7747538
Or not...why was there even a pitfall here. I could just use these medical supplies a general send me, but I don't think I'll be patched up before the next war...
>she sighs while breaking the wooden spike in two, removing it from her abdomen and miraculously patching herself up before the next war commences.
How did a strategist like me fall to such a simple trap...?
Name one oldfag who you respect
>>7747583
N7
Winner tomorrow!
>>7747596
Rin.
>>7747597
>winner tomorrow
don't do this we want to know the winner today.
>>7747577
I can't in all good conscious kill someone who has so many good organs to donate! I would need permission to use said organs!
>He pushes a clipboard with a unsigned consent waiver.
If you get my meaning!
>>7747597
Ah! No my patien-..
>He passes out and wakes up hours later.
>>7747597
D8
The finale!
>>7747611
Congratulations DoctorFunk Beat, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7747611
I knew I had something cool in store for me, buuuut.... not like this... WAIT A SEC IT'S THAT DAMN DOCTO--
>>7747622
And thank you for playing!
>>7747625
I'll win someday
Thanks for doing what you do
>>7747625
Thank you for hosting. And congratulations to the winner.
>>7747611
Awesome.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7747596
>respecting anybody who's done this garbage for 2+ years
What a bunch of losers.
>>7747611
HAHAHAHA! Let the operation begin! Forgive me in advance! I don't have any anesthetics!
>He makes a deep incision in Baki's forehead.
Operation failed!
>>7747622
Thank you for giving me this chance! I have a lot more spare body parts now!
>>7747622
>>7747625
>Demon Archer plants her sword in the floor in front of her, following with a courteous bow in front of the hostess.
ありがとうございました.
>>7747625
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7747625
Thanks for hosting, Mokou
>>7747565
Well, that isn't much of an improvement, now is it?
>>7747644
>The good doctor sighs.
I can pay you cash for your blood! If that's any better for you!
>>7747633
>The doctor wipes away a tear.
Thank you for your kind words of congratulations! Being a doctor is a thankless job sometimes! Especially if you're unlicensed..
>>7747625
Thanks for hosting.
>>7747636
.....
>>7747670
>The shrine maiden looks a little confused at the doctor as he's being told that he isn't licensed
Um... How come you are unlicensed?
>>7747703
AHHHHHHHH!!! I'M BEING POSSESSED!
>>7747708
O-oh dear! Uh... Just hold on a moment!
>Ruka pulls out the Oonusa and starts waving it around the anon
E-Evil spirits begone!
>>7747688
>The doctor makes off with Baki's organs.
These definitely looks healthy! And muscular!
>>7747703
>The doctor looks at the shrine maiden with a stupid expression that only a bad comedian would use.
Because I don't drive.
>>7747720
NOT ENOUGH! It's taking over!!!
>>7747723
>when you're so ripped that your organs are muscular
saitama ain't got SHIT on baki
>>7747723
Wait... I thought you meant you were an unlicensed doctor.
>>7747725
>Ruka begins to wave even wilder while bringing out a banishing charm
Leave this person alone bad spirits!
>>7747731
>think about how heard Baki's heart has to work to get to all of those muscly veins.
>>7747748
I have a license! It may be expired but I have one! I was just making a joke! Laughter is important in this grim field!
First 24
>>7747927
Waluigi
First 24 for realsies this time