HG Thread
If Cinnamon Roll is still around, feel free to pick a number between 1-160.
Otherwise, we'll do it when they get back.
>>7743936
Thanks for letting us stay in your hotel again! Even if it ended horribly wrong and the service stank and I'm just going to stop talking.
Since the winner PM'ed me that they didn't want the game, I'll put it in thread, as promised.
They picked number 34, which is...
Hand of Fate!
2HRCC-T8H8P-IGNXV
Be quick!
>>7743936
>not letting them choose instead of putting it up to chance
>>7743964
Have you found a replacement for Hoshi yet?
>>7743964
>tfw you already own hand of fate
drat
>>7743915
That's a uh... flatterin' offa, but I'm already taken, anon! Sorry 'bout that.
>>7743933
Yeahh... Best ya don't think of that.
>she shakes Shantae's hand with vigor
If I'm honest, it's a codename I use when I'm out doing the hero job.
Besides, I like your name! Real exotic soundin' if you ask me. Just like y'clothes!
>>7743936
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7743966
But then it's no longer a surprise, and you might even stop playing because the game you wanted got taken by someone else.
Now, you don't know what you're going to get!
>>7743970
Not yet, still looking.
>>7743993
What are the requirements?
>>7743996
They have to pay for my 4chan passes and ERP with me.
>>7743975
There was just so many things!
>She snaps out of her stupor when the other hero shakes her hand. Embarrassed at the flattery, she puts her other arm behind her head.
These old things? You're just being nice. Had these for as long as I can remember. I guess they are kind of exotic.
>>7744009
You look like a dancer! Must be a unique life as one if you'd had run-ins with zombies and pirates.
Heck, ya might have me beat there for things I've fought!
>>7744032
In this case, what you see is what you get! Oh man, you don't know the half of it! Or you probably do since you're also a hero. But I don't think I have beaten the things you beat. My heroing only extends to the town I'm from.
First 24
>>7744060
Shantae
>>7744060
Eggman-kun
>>7744060
Tracer
>>7744060
Lord Beerus
>>7744060
Ban Mido
Doing good so far. Need nineteen more.
>>7744060
Yuri Plisetsky
>>7744056
Random pickpockets and thieves, and occasionally the rare terrorist organization ev'ry now and then! I just do what I can.
>she'd idly begin to twirl her pistols on her fingers
Don't tell me... it's sandy, and really warm there. 'M I right?
>>7744092
King Bob-omb
>>7744092
Sanae Kochiya
>>7744092
Phil Elverum
>>7744114
BITCHIN
TITS
>>7744060
Keanu Reeves
>>7744060
Sticky Fingaz
>>7744060
Mike Patton
>>7744126
Is everything okay?
You shouldn't be shouting like that, you might wake someone up
>>7744060
Killer Mike
>>7744060
Quick Rundown
>>7744060
Stellan Skarsgard
>>7744060
Galand
>>7744060
Method Man
>>7744060
Eric Roberts
>>7744060
Hoshi
>>7744060
Shermie
>>7744103
>She gives off an envious stare towards the other woman.
I wish I could deal with the first two sometime. Every time I'm needed, somehow the world is in danger! Easy to tell from my outfit? Scuttle Town has the most sand and is the warmest I have ever seen!
(Probably shouldn't tell her I haven't been to many other deserts.)
>>7744060
Brad Burns
>>7744060
Ben Shepard
>>7744200
Oooh... sounds like a place t'visit!
Well, you can't be the only one on call, are ya, love?
Can't wait any longer. Starting soon.
>>7744253
my girl darah about to win this
>>7744253
Time t' get this started!
>>7744256
Never seen magic before! Maybe I will this time.
>>7744253
Alright Ret-2-
>>7744253
Go? We're starting fast over here. Please don't tell anyone I'm not sposed to be here!
>>7744227
You won't have a bad time as long as I'm there to protect it! Oh, wellllll I kinda am. That town really relies on me.
>>7744256
Oh my, how lucky of me, this will work perfeectly
>>7744269
Well, inn't that a bit unfair!
>in an instant, she's "blinked" to another spot, not far from Shantae
You should try startin' a group! Always helps to fight with others. Part of one myself, y'know.
>>7744277
You were simply outnumbered, try traveling in a bigger group
>>7744277
Sorry if I fall asleep
>>7744303
>>7744315
The riddle is very well known by now, I'm sure most people know the answer is man.
>>7744277
Oh jeez, that was supposed to be a fireball! Actually that would be pretty bad too.
>>7744283
I kinda used to how unfair- woah there!
>She stumbles on her next few words before giving a very loud, mind clearing cough.
That's not a bad idea. Four is better than one after all! But I think they are on their own adventures. Also, could you tell me what the heck that was?
>>7744303
Hip hip hooray! We did it! What did we do again?
>>7744315
I could always use the practice. But don't do that again! Someone could get hurt!
>put Nutella glass in microwave
>blue flashes of light and sparks
... what
>>7744338
It's god sending you messages.
>>7744341
be gone!
I can't risk dangers like that to be set free
>>7744277
Waaugh!
...Ever get that feelin' of deja-vu?
>>7744333
Hehe... Ya like it? It's part of my powers!
>she zips back in front of Shantae, then points to a device on her chest that glows with a holographic image
Just a litt'l thing that helps me get around and stay around~.
Wouldn't hurt to ask 'em when they get back! Somethin' happen to your group too?
>>7744353
>try again without the plastic lid
>looks fine for two seconds
>suddenly BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and intense blue light
>pretty much looks and sounds like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXsDfuVctFk&t=02m28s
>turn it off
hm... it worked just fine when my mom did it.
>>7744341
She would be so proud of me. I hope to see you soon, mom.
>>7744366
If you were in my place, you could save the town ten times over! That's so cool! All I have is my hair most of the time. I'll try but it just seems so busy for them now. One is taking every odd job he can, the other has to take care lots and lots of birds and the last. I don't want to think about what she does.
>>7744396
It appears god is angry with you, repent.
>>7744419
... and that's how I saved the inhabitant of the Moon.
What about you two, please do tell.
>>7744432
What can you not put in the microwave again?
Only metal, right?
There's no metal in a nutella glass... maybe it really is god.
>>7744419
The end
>>7744448
>>7744412
Haha...! Don't doubt I could, Shantae! But I'd hate to take that all from ya. You're their hero!
'Ow's about this, then? if I eva find myself in Scuttle Town, I'll keep an eye out for any evil that needs to be thwarted!
>>7744442
That's what I have been trying to tell you, heathen. Now get on your knees and pray him for forgiveness and maybe, just maybe. Your nutella shall cook just fine.
>>7744463
Thanks for hosting.
>>7744455
I can't really say I wasn't expecting this result.
Congratulations, it was fun.
>>7744463
And thank you for the time to host a game for us.
>>7744463
Thanks for doing this! Guess you really can't judge a book by it's cover.
>>7744470
You just keep getting more cool, Tracer! I'd really appreciate that! But wouldn't your team still need you?
>>7743936
chaika
>>7744463
Thanks for hosting dude
>>7744463
Thanks for hosting
If I get dubs I am killing myself.
>>7744531
Assist
>>7744531
roll
>>7744472
I-it's fine, I already ate something else instead...
>>7744463
Oh hey, another God. Congrats.
>>7744531
Roll
What could possibly go wrong?
>>7744481
>>7744487
>>7744505
>>7744515
>>7744522
>>7744526
You're welcome. Thanks for something.
>>7744551
It's your life to live, though you can not blame me if god smites you.
>>7744463
Yikes! Got a lot of work t'do if I'm gonna rank 'igher than that!
thanks for hostin'!
>>7744505
I wouldn't worry 'bout them too much. We're still tryin' to get ourselves back togetha'!
>something on her arm starts beeping
Oh, bother... looks like I'm gettin' an important call.
I can tell ya more next time! Catch ya around, love!
> before you know it, she's gone without a trace. The only proof of her exit are a trail of faint blue lines, fading quickly, and a distant "Whee!"
>catch ya'll later :v
What you see now are singles.
>>7744578
nani
>>7744578
And what you see now are called dubs.
>>7744588
YAMERO
>>7744566
You're so... official! I can't wait to see you again. Later Tracer! I should be getting back to sleep anyway!
>>7744588
BOI IF YOU DONT
>>7744588
And this
is what it means
to go
EVEN BEYOND!
>>7744616
so close
>>7744616
you're a failure goku
you literally are the cause of 11 universes dying
i hope you're proud of yourself
>>7744616
>off by 50
>>7744625
>>7744630
Well screw you guys then. I just need more training.
I'll be back.
Eggman-kun has won two games today already. Who can stop him?
>>7744657
nothing
>>7744657
The devil
>>7744657
you, anon
i believe in you
>>7744667
FUCK
So close to satanic trips
>>7744667
>implying eggman-kun isn't the devil
Hey guys.
I'm white, but my nipples are brown.
Does that make me a nigger?
>>7744718
No, just ugly
>>7744747
o-oh...
>>7744764
That's what you get for wanting (You)s.
>>7744769
but anon
you gave him two
>>7744718
No.
It means you have cancer.
>>7744779
I didn't say I wouldn't give them to him. But they come at a price.
>>7744781
New meme right here.
Post HG edits
>>7744924
Good morning
>>7744950
morning!
test
>fixes breakfast
>>7744953
Hey anon. Feels awfully dead in here
>>7744965
>abuses because of feelings of inadequacy
>>7744974
a lot of people might still be waking up
or are lurking, like i was, oops
>>7744950
Oh, good morning!
>>7744988
I only sleep for 5 hours ;_;
>>7744989
Good morning Sanae
>>7744992
if you have the time you might want to take a nap then
>>7745004
So, how are you doing today?
Do you have anything planned?
>>7745010
Just woke up negro
>>7745012
Besides lazing around and reading no
>>7745015
then take a nap later?
i didn't mean right now
>>7745018
Everyone needs time to relax, but don't overdo it, okay?
>>7745020
If I find the time then I just might
test
>>7745056
I'm fapping
>>7745024
I love you Sanae
>>7745083
eh?
That's so sweet of you, I think you're pretty great as well.
>>7745102
T-Thanks. How much should I donate?
>>7745108
I didn't bring the donation box with me today. The ropeway to the main shrine has been working for 2 months now, and traffic to the shrine has increased. It's there in case the main donation box fills up
>>7745130
>takes a wad of bills and stuffs it into your pockets
>>7745184
Well, if you insist....
I'll make sure this gets to the shrine safely, the Moriya Shrine thanks you for your patronage
>>7745202
And here's a little for you
>takes another wad and hands it over
>>7745237
You really shouldn't. keep it for yourself.
I wouldn't have much use for it.
>>7745202
Is your shrine different from Reimu one?
>>7745256
No no. Treat yourself to a lovely evening
>>7745263
Reimu is the shrine maiden of the Hakurei shrine, that's where people pray to the Hakurei god.
I serve as the shrine maiden of the Moriya Shrine, people come to show their faith in Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako at our shrine.
>>7745276
Well, it would be rude of me just to say no.
Thank you
>>7745312
Now all you need is some new clothes
>>7745347
My work attire will do just fine, there's no need for that.
>>7745357
Going out to a nice evening on the town...in your work attire? No that won't do at all
>>7745387
The work of a shrine maiden is never done, I can't just take a break.
>>7745396
You have to, no buts about it
>>7745420
You're pretty adamant about this.
You secretly aren't Aikawa, are you?
>>7745446
I heard my name
>tfw I spend time building a folder
>tfw I have cold feet and fear I won't do the character justice
>tfw the folder will end up sitting there with no use
>>7745461
Oh, excuse me then.
It seems like I have to go for now, it's getting pretty close to diner time, and I haven't cooked up anything for Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako yet.
>>7745462
Yes, you have.
It started to sound like one of your previous scemes.
>>7745481
>I'd say just give it a shot, what's the worse than can happen?
>>7745481
stop being a pussy
>>7745481
>>7745494
>tfw this source was a literal who before the animu came out
Kinda makes me a little miffed
>>7745491
Nah, I'm busy with... complex things!
>>7745506
wouldn't give a single fuck about it if it weren't for this qt
>>7745491
I-I want some din din too
>>7745510
The manga was absolute shit im.o and haven't even bothered with the anime since I already read the series
>>7745510
>having autism is cute
just anime things
>>7745540
>>7745543
Shit girl from an even shittier source
>>7745566
>me stomping over your shit taste
>>7745576
You have the shit taste fa.m
>>7745576
cute
>>7745585
>>7745590
lolicons need to die
shotacons too
one day I will own this place
>>7745601
Fuck off Kamina
>>7745618
Do you get to District 12 very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
>>7745631
>>7745610
>>7745617
Reminder
>>7745643
Murderer
>>7745643
what the heckie
>>7745652
That would be too quick. Child rapists should work in a labor camp for the rest of their life.
Pedophiles are literally worse than kikes
>>7745677
The fuck is going in here
>>7745689
Child rape. This monster needs to be put down.
>>7745671
>there are pedophile apologists here who will argue this
>>7745701
this anime really does look fucking stupid
>>7745708
Read the manga
It's worse
>>7745708
good job making her cry, maybe you're the monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG_7XAc2dDg
>cough cough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2QmZdFvJZw
>>7745718
What the fuck even is she supposed to be? Some kind of cow?
>>7745781
She's a vicious dragon.
>>7745792
I don't see it
>>7745796
Look closer, this beast could kill you without raising a finger.
>>7745815
how original
>>7745815
>pushes down
>>7745642
Kek.
lolis suck
>>7745821
>>7745824
>beats the living shit out of
NGW
>>7745845
in a bit
>>7745845
You're gonna be waiting a while, hun. Best get comfy.
>>7745843
I AM SO FUCKING ERECT RIGHT NOW.
>GRABS YOU WITH ONE HAND AND LOWERS YOU ON TO MY DICK
ALLAH GUIDE MY WAY, SHAMA LE!
>HE TRIES TO STEP INTO YOUR VAGINA WITH HIS PENIS BUT ITS TOO DICK
WELL THERES ONLY ONE THING TO DO
>HE ==STEPS INTO== HIS BIG ROBOT AND USES ITS HANDS TO RIP OPEN YOUR LOLI PUSSY
>THEN HE STEPS OUT OF AND DIVES DICK FIRST INSIDE
IM CUM
>>7745863
How soon because I can set up
>>7745898
you might as well go first, i might be a while
>>7745845
At any time someone wants a /co/de badly enough
>>7745897
>(uhmmmm did u just godmod my rp? i killed u...)
>>7745909
New bread in 5-10 minutes
>>7745915
You guys get quiet when a game is mentioned