i can't find my other testicle

uh oh

nvm, i found it

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I don't have any testicles

>>7730470
Just wait where you are and eventually it'll find you.

>>7732044
>nvm, i found it

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>>7732205
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE
MY INSTRUCTIONS WERE VERY CLEAR

Best horror short story of 2017 material.

>>7732073
what happened?

Ouch

When I was younger my testicles sometimes retracted into their sockets when I was masturbating on my back. It felt nasty but they popped back out pretty easily

i hate when that happens

Eww

Ouch

not good fa

>>7730470
your destiny is to neutralize canaanites.

>>7732205
it had gotten inside me somehow

>>7736628
This can also happen when it's very cold out. It's even less pleasant that way.