ITT: Pokemon are real. Claim your husbando/waifu. OOC and I

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>>7721243
Yveltal.

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>>7721243
BONES BONES

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>>7721243
>Stitch claim x2 combo

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>>7721217
It was food the moment I saw it.
>>7721219
.... got any food? 'S gotta be raw meat.

So anyone know when Brocks Gym opens?
I wanna see how fast I lose
-Cosplay anon

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>>7721243
recon guy i want him to hug me
(ooc i dunno)

fug

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>>7721317
I'm always open.

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>>7721303
You!

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>>7721243
I would say Ruby but h-he's twelve. That's gross, uh... I don't know.
>>7721303
You have weird taste. Um, we can go to the market and I'll get you some I guess.
>>7721346
P-please don't fight!

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>>7721243
(Claiming both Gladion the character and his roleplayer. Not sure if we can claim roleplayers but whatever, here I am doing just that.)
>>7721219
well fuck
if he were 20 id probably be hitting on him

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>>7721303
...No. No it wasn't. And your insistence that it was marks you as a very cruel and very inhumane individual.

>>7721346
I wouldn't, kid. That guy might eat your poochyena or zigzagoon or whatever.

>>7721338
So uh, how do we do this?
I never really battled anyone before, usually I just train my by myself pokemon. And I only have three and two I caught this morning

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>>7721384
It's a dog eat dog world dude. If I don't eat it someone else will.
>>7721346
>>7721355
>Food or battle
>Food wins out, he's not all that into battles
Yeah, I'm going with salad jr here.

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>>7721413
Nnnnnnno it isn't. Find something else to eat. Something that isn't alive.

Freak.

>>7721407
(only have three and two of those I caught this morning)

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>>7721364
... How has he not aged at all anyway?
>>7721413
>He takes him down to the supermarket and buys him a few packs of raw steak.
Uh, I bought the ones that were the most expensive so, th-they're probably good?
>Hand them off to him.

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>>7721407
Well. You have to battle. then you get a badge. Since you have three I will only use three as well. So who are you going to send out first?

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>Sipping a soda.
So... We aren't dead, right?

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>>7721514
That sounds complicated, I think i might go train more
I wouldn't have won anyway just take a look at my Team
>sends out a level 4 Caterpie
>a level 5 Pikachu
>And a level 68 Machamp

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>>7721556
well techinically you are, aren't you?

>>7721556
I'm going to look for more boxes, I guess.
>Goes back to digging
-Shelldon

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>>7721556
>Poke the Stitch
Nope.
Well, yes, but not again.

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>>7721612
Shush.
>>7721640
You did good Shelldon.
>>7721663
Did you uh...
>Show him the chest Shelldon found, filled with gold and bones.
That's like, good, right?

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>>7721590

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>>7721690
Uh, not for whoevers bones those are, but yeah, that's really good. That's a lot of gold.

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>>7721590
Neat.

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>>7721720
>Flop in his lap.
I'm claiming this land.

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>>7721808
Didn't you already do that? hehe
>Pet the cute plush bf

>>7721859
>>7721808
>Throws some bones out of the hole
>And a small canvas bag, heavily deteriorated
>Keeps digging
-Shelldon

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>>7721469
man idk i think ruby fucking
discovered the fountain of youth or something
idk lets ask him
ruuuuuuby
ruby how
ruby
plz

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>>7721882
Do people bury corpses around here?
>Flop out of the Boneslap.
>>7721859
Go check the bag, slave. Your king demands it. Keheheh.

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>>7721912
Yes, sir~.
>Wak giggles™

>>7721882
>Grab the sack and check it out
>What's in the baaaaag?

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>>7721714
>>7721753
You two are weird.
You more guys who want to ask me about my cosplay or something

>>7721960
>Silver coins, and dried pokemon parts of some kind
>Shelldon throws several more bags out of the hole

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>>7721984
Just a normal trainer like you.

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>>7721612
Yes and no. I won't pretend to understand the metaphysics of it.

>>7721984
Well, I think I can guess which two Pokemon you just caught.

Nice outfit, by the way. I like it.
I was going to ask how the new Pokemon on your team are adjusting, but if you prefer I could ask about where to get spandex for cosplay outfits.

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>>7721960
>>7722000
Woaaaaah.
>Check one.

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>>7722000
..Thaaaat's kinda gross..
>Set the sack of silver and check another one

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>>7722009
So... you want anything?
>>7722031
I was thinking of releaseing the pokemon back into Viridian forest, I feel kinda bad about taking them from their home.
and I dunno where to get cosplay outfits, my old girlfriend bought me the a few since she thought I looked Like Saitama and they were comfy so I started wearing them regular

>>7722046
>More coins, and a small jewel

>>7722065
>That is a dried Rattata
>There is a small pink collar around it's neck, labeled "Bud"

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>>7722094
Woooooah.
...
>Grab the corpse and yell for that bird guy.
Hey I got something for you if you join us!!

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>>7722094
..Eww...

>>7722158
..Stitch please.

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>>7722158
>>7722094

das naaaasty

>>7722171
>>7722158
>Three more things are thrown out of the hole
>A Zigzagoon corpse
>An antique bottle of wine
>And more coin sacks
Why do you think this stuff is here?
-Shelldon

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>>7722217

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>>7722217
...
>Yoink that vintage wine
I have no idea.

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>>7722171
>>7722190
Its fiiiine.
>>7722217
>Put the lewtz away with Bones.
>Grab the corpses.
OWL GUY COME ON! WE'VE GOT CORPSES IF YOU JOIN US!

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>>7721902
..... Time paradox?

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>>7722158
>>7722217
>Screech like the hellbird you are and land on those mf corpses

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>>7722280
I'll never get over that...

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>>7722280
>Grab his leg because you're a master of ideas.
Okay. Now you have to join us.

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>>7722158
>>7722217
>Tree takes the corpses
>Starts tearing them apart and useing them to make symbols and offerings of Gore and shit to Helix

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>>7722280
...
>Watch this happen
>Sweat™

>>7722303
stitch no

>>7722237
>The zigzagoon corpse faintly smells of oran berries
>Also, it is a bit chubby

>>7722246
Seems like some sort of burial ground.
>Throws out some copper coins, and a sealed clay jug

>>7722280
>A Raticate corpse lands next to you
-Shelldon

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>>7722305
Oh no you fucking don't
>Al knocks a Spirit Shackle
>>7722303
Knock it off!
>Claw the shit out of the hand grabbing him
>>7722324
>He's a bit busy

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>>7722324
...
God hates me.

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>>7722324
What the heck?
>>7722314
Stitch y-
>>7722359
>Let go.
Dangit.

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>>7722280
>>7722305
You guys are freaks....

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>>7722366
.... I mean. Hate is a strong word, kiddo.

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>>7722359
>Tree drops the dried Ratara corpse
>And Tree runs off taking the Zigzagoon corpse with him to the helix altar

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>>7722305
>>7722359
Um, I got you food can you please stop?

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>>7722359
>>7722382
...
>Grab the Stitch
>Hold on to the husband for dear unlife

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>>7722366
HATE IS TOO STRONG A WORD TO DESCRIBE MY FEELINGS REGARDING YOU, SPECTRE. I WOULD DESCRIBE THE SENSATION AS 'MODERATE DISAPPOINTMENT'.

>>7722389
AH, HELLO. I SEE YOU ARE READJUSTING WELL SO FAR.

>>7722391
Exactly, Father.

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>>7722399
And lo, the chosen one summons Helix again.

What is your need, my child?

>>7722382
One last thing here...
>Throws out a large clay figurine, and pieces of a human skeleton
>It's a dormant Claydol
-Shelldon

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>>7722418
>>7722391
I agree. h̴̠̫̠̬͎̠͍͂̅̒a̧̖͚̻̗̙̱͍ͦ̈́̈́t̷̙̣̯̯͍͙̗̐͂͗̍͑̍e͚ͨ͂̾̾̊ ͉͈̙̬i͓͕̘̭̝̫̪ͤͣ͗̎̒͞s̫͓̦̟̭̣ͬ̃ ͇s̟͔̭͇̱̘̝̊͂̽͞t̜͖̹͇ͯͧ͆͆r̛̈́ͬ̑̅o̠̹̺͉n͔̈́̓͛ͯĝ̴̟͙̗

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>>7722389
Says the pet.
>>7722324
>>7722399
>Devour both of the Rattata line corpses whole
>>7722404
>He almost chokes trying to answer before simply giving up on talking
>>7722382
>>7722408
>Intense bird stare

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>>7722408
>Hug the b-
>>7722431
...
>Grab the new Claydol friend.
Uh, Shelldon, you should get back up here.
>>7722445
Sorryyyyyyy.

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>>7722438
okay

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>>7722418
OH!
>is still awe struck in the presence of Xerneas.
>does a little dance on all four legs


>>7722445
PET?!

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>>7722445
>Stare™

>>7722454
..stitch please.

>>7722454
>>7722478
Uh...
I've sort of dug myself in...
...
Help.
-Shelldon
>The claydol remains dormant

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>>7722455


s͇̗̻̗̍̌̏̈́̆́̚ǫ̛̛͉͙̮̫̝̞͈̘̗͎ͧ̓͂̓͆̓̈̇̈̎́o̧̖̫̹͔̦̦̳͓͉̮͙͔̥̍̓͌̅̅̀ͭ́͋ͮ̚͠ņ̴̛̜̫̳̮͙̺͈͎̣̇͆͛̈́ͨ̉̒̾̾ͮ́̈͂́͠

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>>7722429
>Tree points to the angry bird pokemon
I am Tree
>Tree explains how he was just having a minor disagreement about what to do with the corpses
>Tree also asks for the Helix fossil to be brought to the altar since Tree left it back where he originally found it since he might as well cause it would save him the trip to go get it

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>>7722478
>Put the Claydol in husband lap.
Try to wake it up.
>>7722483
>Float down.
>Roll to grab the crabbo and lift out.

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>>7722498
And lo,

>The fossil is moved to the altar.

It is done.

Shall I do something about your friend?

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>>7722454
>>7722478
>Now that he's done choking on his food
... what did you want?
>>7722477
Yes? Pet. That's an apt description for you. You live off of McGhetsis food, that's hardly the behavior of a wild Pokemon.

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>>7722524
I am Tree
>Tree shakes his head and waves goodbye to helix as it looks like the situation has handled itself
>Tree throws the Zigzagoon Corpse along with a few oran berries in a pot of boiling water to prepare it for the rituals he has in mind

>>7722509
...
>Crab is too heavy
Uh...
-Shelldon

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>>7722544
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft remember you were an human once.
AN HUMAN
LIKE
ME

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>>7722477
>pets Zorro
Maybe the edge owl means these kinds of pets?

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>>7722544
I am not a pet! -

>>7722595
oh yeah.
>likes pets

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>>7722509
...Whyyyy.
>Poke the claydol

>>7722544
please don't eat my husband.

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>>7722544
>From the bottom of the crabhole.
WE WANT YOU TO JOIN US.
>>7722581
>Fug.
Hold on.
>Go to the husbones.
>>7722612
Mega me.

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>>7722588
A human that lived in a glorified tent in the middle of the woods and never adapted to being around others. I sucked at being a human.
>>7722609
Sure you aren't. Tell me, what do you live in?
>>7722612
Isn't he a plush?
>>7722618
Why me though?

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>>7722609
Yeah you love pets
>Pets Zoro in a lewd Area

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>>7722612
>The claydol shudders to life
Awaiting command.

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>>7722633
We all love pets.
But do you like hugs?
>Hug

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>>7722618
Well this is gonna be a wild ride.

>>7722580
Tree, please, stop. All this stuff with corpses and blood and stuff is weird.

...As is all of this. Why the heck was that under the beach?!

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>>7722641
>grabs the steak and mallet.

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>>7722627
yes.

>>7722618
..I'm not sure that's a good idea, but okay.
>Mega the Stitch

>>7722639
Helix why.

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>>7722627
Because you're a ghost. And an archer. And you seem cool.
>>7722639
...
Actually.
>Point at the ShelldonHole™
Can you rescue the lobster from in there? It'll be b-
>>7722662
WOO

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>>7722627
A house!

>>7722633
>is startled

WHOA!
>falls over

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>>7722641
D O N O T .

>>7722676
ASPIRANT, YOUR FIRST TEST IS TO BATTLE THIS BLIGHT, THIS... "CUMBER-CHU", AND SEND IT BACK UNTO ITS PRISON IN THE DISTORTION WORLD.

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>>7722641
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME OF MONOPOLY, HUG THEM LATER
>>7722661
PUT THOSE PEICES BACK DAMMIT, IM THE MALLET

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>>7722675
Sirpleasewealreadyhavetreewhydowewanthim

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>>7722656
>Tree ignores the Bear as he is too busy with his rituals
>He pulls out a now Hairless Zigzagoon corpse from the boiling pot by the tail
>Tree then rips a hole right in its gut
>He then spins the Corpse around by the tail like a Lasso till all the internal organs have come out
>He them puts it back in the boiling Pot

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>>7722675
shit no I shoulda done that.
>Can I turn this off?
>Do the mega thing but the other way

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>>7722662
Orders received.
"Helix why"
Unknown action.
Abort.
>>7722675
Order received.
"Rescue lobster"
>Flies into the hole, and retrieves Shelldon from it
>Drops him on the beach
Awaiting command

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>>7722676
And who provides for you?
>>7722675
Fair enough. I hope you don't mind my friends coming along.

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>>7722714
>Bear faints

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>>7722694
Oh Yeah it will BURN

>>7722641
>Extrasensory

>>7722730
Well... umm i do i think?

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>>7722721
>THERE IS NO UNZIPPERS
>>7722724
THANK YOU
UH
POWER DOWN
>>7722730
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MORE FRIENDS
>>7722739
...
>Sit on him
>Evens: On his tummy. Odds: His face.

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>>7722676
>>7722748
>Shiny continues the lewd petting

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>>7722754
>The bear squeaks lightly but doesn't react further.

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>>7722714
..... I wish i could unsee that.

>>7722708
i need these.

>>7722754
Oh neat.

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>>7722641
Hisssssss

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>>7722754
Command "power down" not understood.
Searching for similar commands...
One found.
"Power up"
Attack mode activated.
Searching for targets.
Play intimidation subroutine.
"Heathens will burn, for the glory of the king!"

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>>7722748
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 128 SpD Sableye: 58-70 (8.1 - 9.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
RUDE
>Hug - if it hits it applies th-
>>7722708
Oh yeah.
Bye everyone, I've got Monopoly to play.
>Return to go play Monopoly

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>>7722627
Just because you were a failure of society doesn't mean you can talk shit of pokemon well integrated into modern society.

>>7722708
oh fuck now that's torture

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>>7722775
>>7722739
>Tree now adds an ungodly amount Of Salt to the Boiling zigzagoon Pot
>he then stirs it while adding a few oran Berries
He also picks up the heart and liver off the ground and throws it in as well

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>>7722754
>WINZIP PLEASE
>UNZIP THE HUSBAND.ZIP
>Slap the keystone
>Hope the helix this does something beyond hurt my hand

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>>7722760
GAH!

Not right now!

>all jumpy

>>7722802
.....
.....
Did i won?

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>>7722805
He's domesticated. A pet. I doubt he can even take care of himself if something happens to his 'trainer'.
>>7722754
Right.
>Whistles for his companions
>Enter the other six Pokemon
>>7722801
......
>Preps three Spirit Shackles

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>>7722774
>Poke.
>>7722775
HEY NERD
>>7722801
... OKAY YOU ONLY TAKE COMMANDS FROM ME AND BONES GOT IT?
SHOOT THAT KID OVER THERE
>Point at the kid in the inner tube
>>7722822
>The zip has been undone
whatd i miss

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>>7722817
WHY WON'T THIS WORK?

>>7722850
oh hey. How you like being mega now?

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>>7722850
>Squeak

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>>7722850
Uh, not a lot, I think bird is joining us

>>7722801
Claydol, cease attack protocols.

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>>7722881
>Tree Grabs The Gengar and throws him int he pot as well
>Tree continues to stir the pot till its contents is a bubbling Froth

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>>7722849
Possible hostile intent detected
Target added to database

>>7722850
Understood.
Scanning...
Heathen detected!
>Shoots an energy beam at the kid
Target destroyed.
Scanning...
>>7722904
Understood.

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>>7722805
Fuck yeah its torture, ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEONE
>>7722775
JUST TOOK TWO OF THE FUCKING PIECES, GENGY I SWEAR wait...
>>7722802
Weren't you in the lead as the steak?

GOD DAMMIT GET GENGY I LET YOU BE THE AXE, THE AXEEEEE

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>>7722842
>Shiny turn his lewd rubbing into lewd nuzzleing
why not right now

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>>7722849
Woah. Nice. Uh, we might need your friends soon.
>>7722881
Better than before!! Thanks Gengy.
>>7722895
... Why am I on Teddy?
>>7722904
Coooool.
>>7722913
Uh, please only take commands from Bones and I. Not... Mega me.
Please go to standby?

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>>7722913
helix why.

>>7722948
Uh, he fainted and you just sort of hopped on him.

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>>7722948
>Teddy is unresponsive.

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>>7722948
>>7722913
..... Right.
Really tempted to shoot it.

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>>7722849
.....
What is your opinion on fire?

>>7722929
I am in the middle of something!!!

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>>7722982
I am in the middle of something as well
>Shiny continues being shiny

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>>7722970
Oh.
>>7722973
>Do we have Revives?
>Roll for the kiss of life.
>>7722974
Um. Might wanna avoid that.
...
We should get the hell out of the beach.

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>>7722948
yeah no problem.

>>7722912
For what purpose. This is some gross stew....

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>>7723003
>is getting all fidgety now

But things have to burn! I have not met my daily 'burning thing' quota!

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>>7722982
Fire types are nice - Kokkuri is a Ninetales friend of mine, Aldebaran is a Volcarona... My question is: what's your opinion on Head Smash?
>>7723011
Fine.
>Un-knock the arrows
Where then, plush with the plans?

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>>7722948
Standing by...

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>>7723011
...please.
>Pick up the Stitch

>>7722973
>Shove revive in bear mouf

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>>7723017
>tree now pulls out the Gengar from the Pot
>Tree then uses a stick to tap the pot 6 times
>after this Tree then starts picks up the Pot and starts waving it about in Helix patterns

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>>7723011
>Stitches just stole the bear's soul

>>7723048
>The bear opens his eyes, but does nothing else.

>>7723066
...
>Pokes the bear
Um...You okay?
-Shelldon

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>>7723037
Uh... Hang on we gotta unkill Teddy.
>>7723048
HOLD ON
>>7723066
>Kiss of "please put the soul back pls"

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>>7723037
What does smashing heads have to do with anything? Are you dumb?

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>>7723036
>and I have not met my daily sex quota as well

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>>7723061
>grabs a towel

Why though? WHY?

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>>7723108
..Uh..okay.

>>7723066
..Ted?
You alright, big guy?

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>>7723094
>Bear looks over to Shelldon
>His eyes are lifeless

>>7723108
>...Bear gasps softly as his soul is put back into his body

Oooh... what happened...?

...I feel weird. Like... really weird...

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>>7723121
>>7723108
>>7723094
>>7723066
>>7723041
>>7723037
>Tree then pours out several bowls of the ritual Stew he made
>He hands them to everyone in the group
I am Tree

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>>7723017
>Uses Spooper move Crunch on gengy

>Totally pogymon shoedown cowculatder 420 blaze poitzz on edgysaltgar INSTATE Hurt'en effects

>Gengy is now hurt'en

That's what you get for fucking with the monopoly game
>returns to Shado- Distortion Realm

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>>7723111
.... Head Smash. The move. The one Henry specializes in.
Here, let me demonstrate what it would do to you.
252+ Atk Choice Band Tyrantrum Head Smash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 1598-1884 (907.9 - 1070.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7723158
No-

>>7723162
OW THE SHIT

Why do i put up with this.

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>>7722920
Yes. You owe me $200 rent for my three hotels.

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>>7723140
>>7723141
>>7723158
>>7723184
OKAY WE JUST KILLED A CHILD
WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE BEACH
>FLOAT OUT VERY FAST AT HIGH SPEED

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>>7723223
....
>Eat the evidence and then fly after the rest of the group

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>>7723158
What is this

>>7723223
WHAT

WHO KILLED THE CHILD

WHY KILLED THE CHILD

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>>7723223
WE didn't do that.
The spooky ass clay robot did.
>Follow regardless

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>>7723223
>Tree picks up his pot of Stew and follows
>roll for whether Tree trips and spills the Stew somewhere along the way(odds) or whether he gets it to the Keep Successfully(Evens)

>>7723223
>Lobster runs after them, carrying the box full of gold
-Shelldon

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>>7723119
.....
How have you not?

>>7723184
I do not speak Johtoian. You sound pretty dumb to me.

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>>7723206
We should of played twister dammit, also I owe 300$ cause I'm an honest PLAYER GENGY
>>7723200
You owe 200$ you fuck

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>>7723295
I never meet my daily sex quota.
someone once suggested that I lower that quota, my response was to suck them off

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>>7723295
How about this - we have a friendly battle at some point. I'll show you what I'm talking about.

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>>7723223
Order received.
Leave beach.
Following closest soldier
>Floats after them

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>>7723240
>>7723247
>>7723249
>>7723250
>>7723284
>>7723345
>Lead the group up to Route 110.
>Powwow around the Trick House.
Okay. We just killed a human. We have to... Uh, play calm. We...

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>>7723370
>Tree offers some of the Zigzagoon Stew be made to try to calm Stiches down

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>>7723370
We.
Did not do anything.
The claydol, however, did.
We could just send it off to turn itself in.

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>>7723370
Order received.
Play calm.
Selecting music track...
>Starts playing a relaxing classical song
>Very loudly

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>>7723336
Suck them off of what?

>>7723341
Against a the tyrantrum? I am not stupid like you.

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>>7723370
Will someone PLEASE tell me what is going on?!

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>>7723402
sucking their dick silly
Do I need to teach you what a blowjob is?

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>>7723301
Nah. I'm keeping them now.

>>7723403
Don't worry about it.

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>>7723403
Claydol blasted a kid cause Stitch went mega and told it to.

>>7723401
Play Palmtree Panic Past.
Forty percent volume.

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>>7723385
WHY IS IT SO SALTY
>>7723392
>>7723401
Okay. Uh.
>>7723403
>He goes into the Trick House

>>7723440
Understood.
Searching database...
Song found.
>Starts playing "Palmtree panic past"
>At 40% volume
-Claydol

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>>7723440
Well, okay, uh...

...We should probably get out of Hoenn then.

>>7723457
>Bear follows.

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>>7723423
oh i have done that be-
I mean I did not know it was called that!

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>>7723457
>Tree points to Gengy
>Then tree dunks an oran berry in the pot repeatedly while still pointing at Gengy

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>>7723457
Who did you kill? Y-you guys have to turn your friend in.

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>>7723457
..Stitch where are you going.
>Follow into the building

>>7723477
Yeah probably.

>>7723474
Thank you.

>>7723474
https://youtu.be/62dtMsx7E1w

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>>7723500
I don't know some human. Don't really care i wasn't looking. I was too busy being soup.

>>7723491
......

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>>7723427
>360° Axe throws into over world at edgosalto

>Legit Caulater Normal ass with note Axe vs saltghost 0 damage

THAT WAS A WARNING, I HAVE ANOTHER WITH CLEASETAGS AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT. ALSO GIRITINA AND THE OTHERS ARE PISSED YOU LEFT AND TOOK PIECES MID-GAME

>Shadow Realm portal closes
(I'm just npcing giritina I'm not gonna do something retarded with him, besides play monopoly)

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>>7723477
>>7723491
>>7723504
>Wait until everyone comes in.
>>7723500
>Lock the door on this guy.
Let's have a relaxing time going through the Trick House.
>He starts looking for the button.

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>>7723500
Please take the claydol.
It's the one that did it.

>>7723551
what

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>>7723481
>Tree rearranges the furniture to be in a helix pattern

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>>7723457
YOU.
>>7723440
ARE ALL.
>>7723477
IN DEEP.
>>7723491
TROUBLE.

>>7723481
Your vigor in battle was admirable, aspirant.

>>7723500
I'll be reviving the unfortunate individual, although I doubt the experience will leave a pleasant memory.

>>7723551
>sirens in the distance

>>7723579
(meant for)
>>7723551

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>>7723566
Okay. I'll talk to it.
>>7723582
>>7723585
U-um. Listen, they didn't do it.

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>>7723551
...
>unlocks door.

hehehehe

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>>7723582
We didn't do anything.

>>7723585
why.

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>>7723551
Uh...

okay?

>>7723579
...Tree please.

>>7723582
WHAT AAAAAAAAA

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>>7723582
It wasn't my fault this time!

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>>7723597
>Continues to play music
Scanning...
No hostiles found.
Awaiting orders.

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>>7723582
>does a little dance

Yeah!
>still has no idea what to say to Deer God but has so many questions

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>Hide under the table.
>Is that the button?
>Smacc that mf

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>>7723610
>Sirens intensify

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>>7723646
>appears in the backseat.

They went into the trick house....

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>>7723625
Um.
>>7723646
Um. Please stop.
Gallade.

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>>7723665
ohohohohohhoo

>>7723658
>An officer looks in his rear view mirror
WHAT THE HELL?
>odds he loses control of his vehicle from being spook't

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>>7723625
...

That's it.

>>7723646
>>7723625
>Unlock door.
>Shove robot out
>Lock door

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>>7723700
Scanning...

>>7723665
Order cancelled.
Individual allegiance unknown.
Scanning...
Possible hostile intent detected.
Weapons on standby.
Questioning subroutine activated.
Who are you?
Who are you allied with?

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>>7723642
>Button: Found
>Secret entrance: Open
>Rip it and run into the back room

Come on guys!

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>>7723690
I'm just leading you to the culprits

>>7723693
Already won. Giratina and I don't get along to well anyway. Besides. I have other Gods to slay.

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>>7723693
... I ate the kid.
You revived him.
I guess that explains the sudden emptiness I'm feeling.
>>7723665
Need some help?
Henry, come here.
>Enter, Tyrantrum

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>>7723727
Why are we going in here though?

>>7723727
>Tree Carry's his Stew with him while following
-Tree, out of immages

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>>7723700
..Thank you.

>>7723727
Uh.
Okay??
>Follow the plush

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>>7723727
Of course, I mess up again...
We are going to be fine, right?

>>7723729
Oh uh alright then now, shoo!
>>7723665
>The officer was focused on Gengy so standing in front of a police cruiser is a bad idea bucko, evens he notices and stops in time odds you're in for a bad ride.

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>>7723773
LOOK OUT-

Great work.

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>>7723755
No problem, sir.
...

Where are we even?!

>>7723773
>rip wally

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>>7723742
THAT WOULD BE A LOGICAL CONCLUSION.

>>7723723
>DISAPPROVAL

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>>7723773
Oh-
>Gallade used Psycho Cut!
>Miss and he's going to be crippled.

>>7723785
>>7723803
Wha- OH Fuck!
>slams on brakes but it's too late, Gallade takes the brunt of the collision, odds Wally gets knocked around a bit

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>>7723743
>>7723755
Um, for fun!
>>7723764
You're fine.
>Hug the lobstar.
>Ride.
Yeah, let's head in the back.
>>7723794
Ummmmmm, theeeee Trick House!

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SO I GOT A POGYMON, JUST LOOK AT HER, ISNT SHE A CUITE?

I'LL NAME HER POPPY!

I DON'T KNOW WHY, IT JUST FITS!

-Robbie Rotton

>>7723803
Ohhhhh that sucks.
Uh. Henry, help me out here.
>Stick Wally and Gallade on the Tyrantrum's back and book it for the nearest hospital
-Al/Decidueye

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>>7723829
oh god theres so much blood
grandma? is that you?

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>>7723834
I don't think I've heard of a "trick house".

...

Why is it called that?

>>7723797
>Claydol does not respond, or react
>It is a robot, following orders given to it

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>>7723834
...Stitch can you not hear the sirens?
We need to like, go.
At speeds that should not be physically possible.

>>7723856
>An officer hops out of the vehicle
Oh Arceus what did I just do
>He speaks into his radio
I have a 10-30 on route 110 near the Trick House, I need an ambulance there's a Pokemon and child severely injured.
>Attempt medical aid on Wally

>>7723834
We should be fine...
I hope.

>>7723865
I'd ask the same question.

>>7723871
Those sirens are bad, right?
-Shelldon

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>>7723865
Because there's traps and stuff.
>>7723871
Shhh...
>Go through the fuggin house.
They have a back exit that goes to Mauville City.

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>>7723845
Cute pogey dude

>>7723797
>after watching the events unfold from an open camera near the beach
Please don't punish Claydol too hard, he's programmed to obey and is unable to do much thinking for himself.

>>7723906
>The other officer hops out of the car and sneaks into the Trick House

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>>7723856
>>7723906
Casualty detected.
Administering medical aid...
Scanning...
Bleeding detected.
Wound cauterization in process...

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>>7723906
Mom?
Mom I'm sorry

>>7723917
...Okay, let's go then.
>Follow the Stitch through the place
>Question why helix hates you so much today

>>7723907
Yes.

-Bones

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>>7723962
NO, CHILD, I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER.
I HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU.
ACCEPT MY GIFT, AND RISE ANEW, YOUNG ONE.

>>7723907
We'll be okay.
>>7723971
>Sooolving puzzles, tryjng not to kill myself

>>7723962
>the officer cradles Wally's head
Don't worry kid, you're gonna make it. Help's on the way

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>>7723907
>>7723871
The sirens mean there's cops coming because, from what I've gathered, the robot that I just shoved out the door and that we dragged over here killed a kid.
>rolling for if >>7723942 heard that, evens is yes

>>7723917
Oh. Gotcha.

>Rolling for first puzzle as well

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>>7723977
Gggift? yes please.
>>7723987
Is Gallade okay?

>>7723988
Well... You did that quick.
-Stitches

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>>7724027
>>7723988
I don't even. H-how was that the solution?!

>>7723983
>>7723988
>Helps solve puzzles
"Don't mess this up, Shelldon."
"You've already caused enough trouble today".
>Roll to not fuck up
-Shelldon

>>7724006
>The officer looks over at Gallade's body, the Cruiser really did a number on him.
I-I don't think Gallade's going to make it

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>>7724050
Don't ask me.
>>7724058
Doing good Shelldon!
>Roll to solve some myself.

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>Cosplay anon watches from nearby
Someone should really do something to catch those guys

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>>7724006
>Xerneas revives Wally. Unfortunately, his previous roll >>7724006 means that healing is going to hurt a bit.

>>7724061
I HAVE A SECOND OPINION.
>Somebody up there really likes you, kid. Gallade is not dying today.

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>>7724061
(Man for my first character everything went south fast.)
>Wally breaks down into tears.
N-not Gallade.

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>>7724061
Administering aid
Wound cauterization in progress...
>The Claydol attempts to stop some of the bleeding with a laser

>>7724102
...
Healing complete.
Standing by...

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>>7724102
>Scratch that I guess, deer god has his back.
>>7724103
>Not crying anymore.
>He stands up.
Oww. F-fuck.
>>7724122
Um, thank you. Do you want to join my team?

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>Just try not to set these ricepaper walls on fire
>Who the hell builds a house out of paper and wood
>Why would you do this

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>>7724082
>>7724058
Wow. We're good at this.

>More puzzles

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>Al is just hiding underneath the cop car and watching this shit go down because I'm kinda lost as to what's going on

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>>7724140
>Kiss the husbone.
>>7724154
>PUZZLES
>>7724163
>Spooky ghost communication: Come help us with the puzzles, bro.