HG thread.
285th Express Games!
>>7717588
Sachiko Koshimizu
>>7717588
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
Penguin
>>7717588
Lana
Let's see if I can win
>>7717588
Smolgore
Araragi
>>7717588
Ayumi Shinozaki
>>7717588
Reigen Arataka
Jupiter
>>7717588
Mokou's son
>>7717588
Kitchen waifu
Casshern
>>7717588
Blyatman
Lord Beerus
Vice Admiral Smoker
>>7717588
Tiny snek
Eggman-kun
>>7717588
Tsuruya
Kumiko Oumae
Varg
Shiina
Kamina
Lain Iwakura
>>7717588
Gishki Ariel
>>7717637
How the fuck is he in every game? Seriously guys, wtf is going on?
Sexually curious rabbit
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
>>7717659
lurk moar newfag
>>7717588
Gabriel
>>7717659
lurk 24/7 boi
Chika Takami
Shimakaze
(Male)
I DONT GET THESE THREADS
>>7717659
NEET.
>>7717554
I appreciate the flattery but I don't I can role-play or anything sorry
>>7717694
Rng simulator with shit rp and drama
Delinquents
>>7717680
But that's humanly impossible. He can't lurk for that long. People have jobs, and plus even if this guy doesn't have a job. Then he would have to have nerves of steel just to wait so long for every game.
>>7717690
only one made from fecal matter.
>>7717715
He's British, he's weird like that.
>>7717715
>humanly
Well theres your problem.
>>7717715
You underestimate the power of true autism, friend.
HG is an addiction for some.
>>7717715
He's not alone. There is legion. But tss, thats a secret.
>>7717715
>
>>7717712
me on the right
Autocropper won't crop.
>>7717754
I'll crop your head off bitch
>>7717754
>using auto cropper
Lazy
>>7717754
Notocropper
>>7717757
I mean... w-works for me...
>>7717715
>he doesn't watch youtube and then tab into HG when theres a surge of posts/no posts for when threads are made
>>7717712
Is this Kings from F:NV ?
>>7717754
>using aikawa's shit tools
>Dabs into the thread
>>7717769
>not recognizing the original Tunnel Snake crew
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>7717768
Living the life.
But if you guys are really down on hosts I wouldn't mind atleast trying to learn how to do a game
That is if that would be cool with any of you
>>7717811
yee, just get some practice running test games before you try hosting first
>>7717811
Here, take this pasta:
Customizing the website backgrounds and text (Requires the Styish add-on to use): https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
Hosting tools for easier hosting: https://hgtools.neocities.org/
The simulator itself: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
Customizing the day/night/arena/feast and more header text: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/CustomText.php
A link to the codes /co/ uses: http://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt
Finally.
>>7717848
So besides Brant and the game codes which of these is optional?
>>7717841
I'll have to fiddle Dick around a lot before I can try to host something
>>7717858
>>7717883
Its easier than you think.
>>7717910
And infinitely less rewarding.
All games without backgrounds are shit.
Prove me wrong.
>>7717910
I might need someone to hold my hand through it
This laptop of mine is shiiiit
>>7717926
I'll hold your hand
>>7717916
You don't even rp anymore
>>7717858
Bloodbath!
>>7717883
Customizing your games isn't necessary but it adds personality to your games.
The standard fags will drive away the newfag >>7717916
>>7717944
Btw how i can make plate-like style like in previous thread?
>>7717961
They edited the html themselves.
They said something about nding it out once they've refined it, I think.
>>7717811
We're always looking for more hosts. Welcome aboard.
>>7717971
Aestetics.
Waiting for blyatman to squat teabag the fkn penguin
>>7717971
They're just for a little pizzazz.
Personally I host with backgrounds because it really adds to it. Makes people a little more into it.
>>7718026
Not necessarily
>>7717932
Id like to stay here for a bit.
>>7717971
Go on the Brantsteele website and press simulate ->personal.
Then enter the names and image URLs of the people, and the gender.
Press "Make all images BW" and "Make all nicknames the same as names", then submit.
Now just take screenshots of every page as you go through it.
Everything else is optional.
>>7718026
Nah.
>>7718013
Perfect. This will do.
>>7718028
Night one, we finally see some violence.
>>7718026
Gray wall sure decrease interest. And if without mods..
>>7718026
No except probably some specific guys
>>7718026
You will be shitposted into the ground for the slightest breach of protocol.
Keep in mind who you're dealing with.
>>7717971
Here's a quick rundown
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>7718063
Sorry, i need it more than you.
>>7718088
No problem.
>holds hand
>>7718088
>Mods?
Custom Event Packs.
>>7718088
Just ignore them if they do
>>7718063
It's just a pillow. Truly a terrible opponent.
>>7718088
"Mods" is the term that either /b/ HG or the Russians (not sure which but probably Russians) use for codes/seasons because they're too retarded to wrap their head around the fact that it's literally just them.
>>7718112
Why you dont trust me?
>>7718131
Well that sucks
>>7718128
>>7718108
I see. Didn't know Russians were doing hunger games too
>>7718097
You're not a young swimmer in desperate need of help
>>7718121
Can do man
>>7718063
>Smolgore repeatedly flicks the flashlight on and off.
Hahah, this is really cool! Anyone wanna do those shadow puppet thingies?!
>>7718151
Yay! 1G!
>>7718112
>>7718151
How nice that you're all so worried about me. I truly have the best fans.
>>7718163
True, but I'm still pretty desperate.
>>7718151
God I'm so horny. We is that boy toy Aikawa?
>>7718190
>anti tiny snek armor
I laughed
>>7718190
>>7718204
>people beside me, older people are discussing Disney characters like mickey and Donald
>somehow they think Daffy was Donald's girlfriend
Don't know whether to be laughing or bothered by their stupidity
>>7718238
They mean Daphne?
Daffy's Warner Bros. iirc.
>>7718238
Fanfiction
>>7718255
They said daffy duck
>>7718259
That's retarded. Daffy and Porky are OTP.
>>7718275
>not daffy and elmer x getting cucked by a transvestite bugs bunny
>>7718291
Transvestite =/= Crossdresser
>>7718299
I'm gonna win!
>>7718291
Fucking millennials.
>>7718308
Don't ruin my headcanon
Rin just sent me his dick, it's like Hoshi said, fucking hung like a horse.
>>7718323
This memo is getting stale
>>7718299
Enjoy, everyone.
>>7718326
... did that just fly towards me?
>>7718330
Let Rin enjoy his 15 minutes of relevance.
>>7718339
cyka blyatman
>>7718330
There have been new developments lately, anon.
I'll list them for you:
-Rin says he's 9 inches but won't post proof
-Hoshi has a 4.7 inch dick
>>7718330
If we toss out the big dick rin memes we need to get rid of the lf and kk x cocks meme too
>>7718354
>Asian has a tiny dick
Hmm....
>>7718326
HEEEEEEEEY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!
>>7718358
Toss them all out I want new memes
>>7718363
The snek was just hungry
>>7718358
I'm all for this. Can't a guy just enjoy some cocks in peace without getting memed for it in 2017?
>LF
Oi. Fuck off other sanjay, or you'll be sleepin with the fishes. Fishes trapped in a giant iceboig.
>>7718363
Snek dies for science.
>>7717632
That can't be Kamina. The only thing he can cook without causing fatal carbonmonoxide poisoning is burgers.
>>7718399
i didn't know kamina was a waifu pillow
>>7718398
>I don't have a suitable reaction for that so have a tiny harpee
>>7718434
Thanks...
>>7718433
>almost tempted to send it to a mod
>they wouldn't do anything about it anyway
hello yes where are the abs
>>7718465
>>7718375
>smokes.
Kill yourself copycat.
>keeps smoking.
>>7718480
no
i want abs (female)
preferably abs (brown female)
get your disgusting males away from me
>>7718496
Based Eggman on cancer removal duty.
>>7718458
Send it to the cartoon company instead
>>7718465
>>7718495
>>7718496
...Did we hafta do that?
>>7718496
Kamina dodges a bullet by not shoeing up.
Also, how was the yakitori?
>>7718482
>smoking cigarettes
How are you supposed to get those ladies if you're constantly smelling like ashy shit? You know what the ladies love? Lollipops.
>>7718532
there are no abs in this pic you lying bastard
>>7718496
Building this earlier was the best decision I made here.
>>7718549
a frican
b ooty
s cratcher
.png
>>7718495
Fuck off with your shitty fetish
>>7718539
From ten tributes to three in a day.
>>7718539
But I was gonna winnnnn!
>>7718564
wow
>>7718565
>abs
>shitty fetish
anon, i'm sorry to deliver the news this way, but... you have bad taste.
>>7718574
Please don't let my stupid meme entry be my first express win...
>>7718600
There's a winner next.
>>7718620
Phew.
>>7718620
KAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAA
>>7718620
An effortless kill. The other girl had no chance.
>>7718648
Congratulations Jupiter, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7718670
And thank you all for playing.
>>7718681
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7718670
Congrats!
>>7718681
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7718681
Thanks for hosting.
>>7718681
Thank you for the game!
>>7718681
Thanks for hosting
>>7718714
Me on the right
>>7718794
me too thanks
>>7718681
Thanks for the... show.
>>7718681
I thank you for the competition.
Why don't you exercise regularly, /trash/?
286th Express Games.
>First 24
>>7718935
Kumiko Oumae
>>7718935
Len
>>7718935
Yuri Plisetsky
>>7718935
Maa
>>7718935
Ghost
>>7718935
Bugs Bunny
>>7718935
Suz
>>7718935
Eggman-kun
>>7718935
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7718935
Sticky Fingaz
>>7718935
Misuzu
>>7718935
Tomo Aizawa
>>7718935
Killer Mike
>>7718935
The Dinkster
>>7718935
Chika Takami
>>7718976
>someone saved that moment from my game
>>7718935
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7718935
Stellan Skarsgard
>>7718935
Tiny snek
>>7718935
Mark Kozelek
>>7718935
Sachiko Koshimizu
>>7718935
Outkast
>>7718935
Patorikku
>>7718935
Punished Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>7718935
Eric Roberts
>>7718935
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
>>7718935
Lain Iwakura
>>7718935
Lana
>>7718935
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>7718976
Where is Nagato?
>>7718935
Lord Beerus
>>7718935
James Storm
I need five more to bump it.
>>7719118
Gudako
>>7719118
Mike Patton
>>7719118
Origami waifu
Ooga Booga
>>7719118
Mlud Cuckold
This looks a lot nicer.
>>7719057
In my basement
>>7719224
>>7719197
Here we go again.
>>7719057
Good question - Where is Nagato/Vert?
>>7719309
Alright! Hope there's some beer in here!
>>7719309
And fourteen of you are already dead.
>she grabs a megaphone and talks
Are you guys ready to investigate love?. i have a lot of new ideas for today!
>>7719369
Guh aah argh AAAAH!
>>7719413
>There goes Ghost's brain...
Eh eyayah uuuhh. Fuck you!
>>7719486
This is really not a good sign.
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE
>>7719543
>>7719543
Still here dude
>>7719383
>Stays sound asleep because you forgot to turn on the megaphone before speaking into it
>>7719543
>>7719543
…Something wrong?
>>7719586
Oh, right.
>she turns the megaphone on
DOES IT WORKS NOW?
>>7719543
Resting.
>>7719636
>Shimakaze hops straight out of bed
I'm awake, I'm awake!
>he looks at the source of the noise, glaring at the girl.
Who are you, and why did you wake me up?
>>7719693
I still see no evidence of a Shimakaze being a boy
>>7719693
Sorry. my name is natsuo maki and i'm here to investigate love! and i didn't mean to wake you up
>>7719728
just sneak up on them and pants them
>>7719749
>>7719759
>kissu
>>7717632
She really should be wearing a shirt, what if she gets splashed by hot grease?
>>7719798
I'll splash her with my hot grease alrighty
>>7719788
Fuck off Maria
I give this community 5 more months without Hoshi before it eventually rott and die.
>>7719813
You didn't go to the feast, did you?
>>7719788
>>7719870
Leaving the discord was the best thing I ever did.
>>7719877
I want to smack this stupid bitch in the face with a ballpeen hammer
>>7719895
D-Don't
>>7719749
Yeah yeah...I don't really care about your name...
>he sits on the floor, idly scratching his ass
Just what you thought was worth yelling at me for.... so love? You're a day late, stupid! Valentine's was yesterday! Let me sleep off that eventual holiday for a couple more...hours, and I'll get back to you on that.
>>7719913
Only five remain.
>>7719917
>gives a quicky
>>7719959
>dances on grave
>>7719917
>sneaks up behind you and pulls your skirt and t-back down inane motion
>there you stand with your skirt and delicatessen around your ankles
>no sign of a penis
You're just confused
>>7719917
But i investigate love every day of my life! and you are the only person here, so... is your obligation!
>>7719999
fuck off ditto
>>7720018
Almost everyone is taken care of. The winner's next.
If someone hosts immediately after Mokou I will host like 5 games tonight.
>>7720036
And that's it!
>>7720056
Deal
>>7720080
Fuck yes!
>>7719999
>not bothering to question the girl's logic, nor being able to just having woken up from his slumber shimakaze gives in, and makes a mental note to get earplugs next time.
Alright, alright. I'll help. Although I don't know how.
you said you had ideas and investigations, right? Just lead the way and I'll follow to the best of my ability.
>Shimakaze rubs his eyes, it being too early in the morning for him to have human interaction
>>7720080
Congratulations Outkast, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7720101
And thank you all for playing.
>>7720101
>>7720111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw
And now we celebrate.
>>7720094
kys kamina
>>7720080
noooooo special friend that dragged me into a bathroom
i was rooting for you
>>7720111
Thanks for hosting Mokky
>>7720151
Kys kamina
>>7720170
Kys kamina
>>7720111
Thank you for the game!
My offer is still in the table.
>>7720056
>>7720111
Thanks for hosting mate.