ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite dark type?

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>>7716410
>Resist instinctual urge to hug the bone
>Fail
>Gently hug the bone
I... I mean, I guess...
>After a bit he gives him a weak smile
...Sorry about this, sir. I ah... I guess I should return to my post...?

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>>7716423
Who could it be

SABLEYE IS THE NEW
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>>7716451
>Appear out of nowhere.
>Hug the fluff.
Do you want a day off Teddy?

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>>7716423
That's a good one, but not my fave.
>>7716462
Old fave Dark-Type.
>>7716348
New fave Dark-Type.

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>>7716423
me of course
but it seems more girls want me more than guys

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>>7716451
It's fine, Ted. I get it.
And uh, if you want to, I'm not going to make you if you don't.

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>>7716486
But I'm just a goblin. I don't have any stack.

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>>7716516
oh, thank you, flatered

>>7716525
HELIX HEAR MY CALL
GIVE THE GOBLIN BOOTY

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>>7716521
>>7716506
>The bear nods softly.
Yeah... I'd like that. Thanks.
>He gives the ghost kings a smile, before hugging them softly and rising to his feet.
But ah... first, I kinda have a note on my door to rip up and some armor to put away... eheh...

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>>7716548
why are you like this

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>>7716572
Alright then! Vacation time!
>>7716588
Do you have a mega stone? You can join the mega ghost club.

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>>7716588
hey that's my thing

>>7716572
Right, well uh, you do that and think of something you wanna do. We could all use a day off.

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>>7716602
Those like funny circular ones? I ate one once and it gave me indigestion.
I don't think I ever actually digested the cruddy thing.
>>7716620
Curse, curse. A curse on you.

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>>7716602
>>7716620
>The bear nods, before heading to the keep... making a beeline towards his room. He then picks up the armor (shaking any sand off it... the bear makes a mental note to polish it) and takes down the resignation notice from his door... ripping it into small pieces and putting them in a trash can in his room. He then puts the armor back on a stand (also in his room) and returns to the ghosts.

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>>7716641
and that's stitches thing
Sableye please.

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>>7716641
... Well I guess you're in the club.
>>7716648
>>7716697
Soooooo. Where you guys wanna go for vacay?

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>>7716718
Hmm... I suppose I wouldn't mind heading to the beach. If that's fine with you

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>>7716718
Uhh, I still want to see Hoenn, and Sinnoh I think? You said something about Sinnoh at some point, I forget what it was though..

>>7716747
>>7716758
...
Should I come?
I might break something...
-Shelldon

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>>7716747
>>7716758
Hm...
>Poke cargo helicopter.
You think we can use this? Or should we skiff it?
>>7716787
Feel free!

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>>7716588
Why not?

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>>7716758
Well, there's Slateport. It's in Hoenn and it has a beach...

>>7716789
Ah... does anyone here know how to fly that?

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>>7716789
..I can't fly stick.
So uh, probably the skiff.

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>>7716697
Oops.
>>7716789
Can I come with?
>>7716806
Post something good at least.

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>>7716831
>>7716840
... It can't be that hard.
Fiiiiiiiiine we can take the skiff.
>>7716844
Yeah sure.

bisharp is MADE FOR SEX

Hey /par/ I'm sexually confused. Please help.

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>>7716860
All right!
...

...I've never been on the skiff before.

>>7716873
...No, no they're not. Trust me.

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>>7716423
I would have to say poochyena!

>>7716906
>tosses a sexual persim berry at the anon

>>7716860
I hope I don't mess anything up...
>Nervous lobster laugh
It'd be really bad if I got us stranded or something...
-Shelldon

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>>7716906
Come to the gay side, mon Cher. The straight side is cursed.

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>>7716860
..I would rather not risk plummeting into the ocean in a whirling death machine, honestly. The skiff will be fun anyways, and I get to see how it does on water.

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>>7716873
You don't go straight for sex, buddy.
That's not how that works. That's not how anything works.
Whatever happened to having a date, talking over drinks, maybe applying a little polish first?
Then, maybe, if you're both ready to go for it.
>>7716906
The doctor is in.
Tell me what's got you all confuzzled, my friend.

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>>7716906
Just how confused we talkin'

>>7716926
This isn't going to help.
>>7716944
But my boss hates gays. Can I become a bifag?
>>7716951
Uh, I walked in on two ghosts fucking and now I have no idea what I want in my life.
>>7716960
Like, hit yourself in battle confused.

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>>7716844
hey shorty, how are you doing?
>>7716873
oh, you flatter me, cutie, but i, i'm dating someone unless he says it is a only one date deal, but llike >>7716951 said you need to go for some dates first, i'm done with the one night stand life
>>7716908
you never know until you try big boy

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>>7716908
>>7716937
Just hop on and be careful guys. Enjoy the view.
>>7716947
>Hop onto dat skiff.
Woo! Skiff party!

>>7716972
>hit yourself in battle confused
Yeah, it will help. Eat the berry.

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>>7716972
Your boss sounds like garbage. Tell me who he is and I shall convert him myself. In the meantime, I suppose bisexuality works. Whatever you need to protect yourself, mon Cher.

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>>7716860
>Hop on the skiff thingy.
>>7716973
Good? What's up with you?

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>>7716978
>The bear climbs into the skiff, getting comfortable.

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>>7716423
Dark types suck.

>>7716978
>Nervously climbs onto the skiff
Please don't break...
-Shelldon

>>7716980
I ate it and I don't feel any better.
>>7716993
Hell I never met the guy. I'm pretty sure my admin, Ein is like gay or bi or something.
He messaged me to go listen in on the ghosts. I think I need to go lay down.

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>>7716978
>Board the skiff
So, uh.. which way is Hoenn?..
>Plop down into the captains chair

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>>7717004
pretty fine i'm having a vacation until the end of the month in orre, i'm waiting for the man i'm dating to call me again
>>7717021
you suck, chubby ghost

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>>7716972
>Hysterical laughter
Oh, Mew, that is... Wow. Dude, feel free to experiment a little. Just be, you know, safe about it.

>>7716993
If the boss is like that, I'd suggest looking for other work.
If he does fire you, though, that's a lawsuit you could probably win. Unless you're in Orre, because "law" and "Orre" are not compatible concepts for the most part.

>>7717021
Not as badly as you do, you accidentally salt and smoke every sausage you touch.

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>>7717006
>>7717030
Welcome aboard I'm first mate Stitches!
>>7717042
Uhhh.
>Point towards Gateon Port.
That way.

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>>7717042
>bear blink
Uh... I'm not sure. I'm not the best with directions.

>>7717030
>Place lobster in fluffy lap

>>7717072
I'll try not to-

>>7717075
...
>Remains still, afraid of messing something up
-Shelldon

>>7717047
Yeah I'm going on another alcohol binge.

Well I think literally everyone just left that castle. Arceus, what the fuck is wrong witht hem

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>>7717043
You're a steel type though so it kind of cancels out...

>>7717047
You're a human.

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>>7717092
Hey, it's fine. I'm not mad at you. It's just... well, you're afraid of breaking the skiff, and I'm probably more durable than the skiff, so...

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>>7717075
>>7717072
Uhm, alright, towards Gateon then.
>Start up the skiff and get going

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>>7717092
>>7717143
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss.
>>7717147
Awaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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>>7717125
They remind me of my friends a little back before we all joined up with our current employers / patrons.
Accidentally breaking essential structures, occasional wild sex, the world not cooperating with us ever...
Good times, good times.

>>7717127
Yes, I am. How observant of you.

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>>7717127
if you say so, you're a cute kind of chubby though
so, why do you hate dark types?

>>7717156
...
>Ignores the chanting the best he can

>>7717143
Yeah...I can't break you, so this might be smart...
-Shelldon

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>>7717185
Yeah. You smell.

>>7717191
They usually think they are the best typing and are pretty full of themselves.

>>7717185
Theoretical question. If someone is like a test subject for experimental battle tech and they suck shit at battling what's a good way to, y'know, get good?
I took a test and my team ranks at L7 but my actual skill and experience ranks as L4.

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>Sandslash watches the skiff zoom off into the distance
>...today has been a weird day
>oh well, back to chillslash mode

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>>7717156
>Bear blush

>>7717211
Yeah...

...Honestly, you kinda remind me of when I just evolved... I ah, I didn't know my own strength, and kept breaking things and hurting people.

All you need is a bit of training.

>>7717247
I keep training and trying.
And I keep failing.
-Shelldon

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>>7716423
Going on the Bisharp appreciation bandwagon as well.
Zoroark is a close favorite for the utility.

>>7717191
Don't pay attention to the the Zigzagoon that died like a bitch and reincarnated as a Ghastly out of sheer salt.

>>7717227
Oh the irony

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>>7717211
>>7717247
Kisssssssssss.

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>>7717227
well, you're are quite full of yourself too, you know but you're still cute, chubby guy
>>7717283
that's quite life, or better yet the lack of it

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>>7717243
Boo!

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>>7717278
Here's a hint... don't give up. It might take years to show some improvement, but you need to keep going.

>>7717287
Sir, please...

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>>7717230
I'm a Trainer in name only, so I'm not sure I'm the best person to ask about that.
I advise research and communication - know your team, what they're good at, and what areas are uphill battles for them.

>>7717311
My bro was there. The crew got bum-rushed by angry Rattatas, and Ziggy there was the lone fatality.

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>>7717318
>leaps away in surprise
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

>>7717322
Years for improvement.
Years to mess up everything I touch.
Probably going to kill someone one of these days...Almost did.
-Shelldon

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>>7717283
I don't get the irony.

>>7717311
When have I ever claimed that I was awesome? I appreciate the compliment though...

>>7717347
Thanks anyway. I'll look into it. Being a guinea pig for experimental tech is hell. This thing burns like shit when I mess with it too much.

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>>7717348
Hahahaha. Sorry, dude. Where'd everyone go?

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>>7717360
>The bear shakes his head.
Shelldon... I *did* kill someone. I hugged my trainer so hard I crushed him... But I was able to figure out how to control my strength eventually.

I believe in you.

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>>7717369
you do tend to talk highly about yourself, or you didn't not notice, so you like being called cute, huh, you have some confidence ghosty, and i want to give you a hug and squeeze you, but the problem is will i even be able to touch my hands when i do that?

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>>7717402
If it's not you, it's one of the ghosts.
Literally every time, I just want to chill sometimes.

I uh...have no idea where they all went honestly, I just kind of want to stay here.

>>7717412
...
I'm a failure.
And that won't change.
-Shelldon

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>>7717475
Yes, it will. You just have to believe in yourself.

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>>7717470
Sorry, man. I'll try to chill with it. Guess I'll watch the castle or something.
Have fun.
>Turn into buggo and fly off to the castle.

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>>7717230
The Smogon University battle sims are pretty good but it always assumes that you 'mons are on top physical and genetic conditions and so goes for the trainer as well.

>>7717392
Ask your higher ups to put on more heatsinks on whatever you're using.

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>>7717463
Oh hehehe... I don't think you can hurt what's already dead.

>>7717498
What is there to believe in?
I'm the biggest fuckup here.
-Shelldon

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>>7717516
Alright, bye.
>Sandslash is thinking about Yanmega now
>Sandslash is also thinking about how yesterday was Valentine's day
>sigh

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>>7717565
You didn't kill your trainer while just trying to hug him.

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>Ze Capitan whistles a tune and pilots the skiff into the waters past Gateon
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG6fWatK_k0

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>>7717562
who said anything about hurting?
i just want to hug you chubby body
i know that ghost types can just phase through objects,so you could phase through my blades so it would be fun to hug somenone

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>>7717595
Well we haven't drowned, that's a good sign.
Slateport should be... Soon? If you keep going straight.

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>>7717620
Oh yeah I guess i didn't think about that! I guess I could phase through stuff like that...

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Finally made it out of Granite Cave... Mostly unscathed.

I think I am going to go to the pokecenter to relax a bit. my leg is killing me. At least my team got some really good experience in there...

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>>7717672
so wanna a hug chubby ghost?

>>7717642
Yup, not yet at least.
Gotcha, straight ahead.
>Nyoom airboat noises

-Cap'n Bonehead

>>7717589
One fuckup.
Versus hourly ones.
You messed up once.
I do it daily.
-Shelldon

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>>7717710
I think I would love a hug. It might have to wait though i am in the middle....... of umm... something... How about in a hour or two?

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>>7717722
It's about quality, not quantity.

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>>7717728
sure i can wait, i'm going back to my hotel room anyway, it's getting late

>>7717741
I'm going to screw up big time one of these days.
It's inevitable.
-Shelldon

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Recon-XD-03. I have a mission for you.

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>>7717791
>Bear sighs and looks to the ghosts for help

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>Miror B is alone in the castle.
>Who thought this was a good idea?
Where did everybody go? Am I missing a party?

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>>7717791
>>7717864
>Stitches floats over.
Well, I'm not the best at cheering people up but I went through like three or four trainers before I gave up and decided to live in the alleyways.
>He shrugs.
Uh, I'm still... Kinda sucky but I'm trying to get stronger? The moral is... Don't give up. Because if you give up you won't have time to improve?

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>oh god someone please pickup the "coin" and take it somewhere more interesting

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>>7717892
Yes

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>>7717892
Play that funky music disco fro.

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>goes to her hotel room
well, today was odd, i guess that's what they mean that orre is hated, thing just keep falling on you, but i also heard that going out alone at night in orre isn't a good idea, i'll go to my hotel

>>7717917
I can't improve...
-Shelldon

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>>7717954
>Flop on the lobster.
Sure you can. You've helped a lot of us. Even though you make mistakes it's obvious you wanna improve.

Hey cosplay anon here, I managed to catch a 2nd pokemon to challenge Brock with in Viridian city.
It took a while since they all kept getting one hit by my only pokemon but I managed to wrestle with one myself and catch it.
I think I am ready to get my ass kicked by Brock

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>>7717924
Dang.

>>7717933
You got it foxy bro..black.
...
>Slap that boombox on.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZsOwo9rhsQ

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>>7716423
My new Bisharp.
>Feed the Bisharp crustless sammiches
>>7717973
What's your only Pokemon?

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>>7717994
You could always throw a party at the keep!

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>>7717972
>There is now a ghostplush flopped on a lobster in the floofbear's lap.

>>7718004
my machamp, had the little guy since he was a machop and I was 2 years old

>>7717972
I keep trying to improve.
And I instead mess things up for you guys.
-Shelldon

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>>7718004
so is your bisharp a nice guy?

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>>7718014
well, yeah i could. But for who? I'm the only one here, besides sneakfox I think.
Also bone dome might have my 'fro if I trash the place. Which tends to happen at my parties, not sure why!~

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>>7718025
>Pat.
>>7718047
>Pat as well.
Yeah I always thought I was just gonna mess stuff up. But now I'm leading you guys. Soooo I gotta grow up!
Just because you mess up doesn't mean we hate you. You are our friend and we like you. We wanna see you happy and feeling good.

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>>7718080
Throw the party in the Colosseum then? Don't let them have all the fun because they didn't invite you!

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>>7718039
Ah. From what I've heard Brock and his Pokemon have terrible aim, so you should be fine. What's your newest team member?
>>7718072
I only just got him from Grimsley, but I would presume so.

>>7718082
...
But why do I deserve to be happy?
All I do is make others suffer for my mistakes...
-Shelldon

Hey PAR. Anon again.

How the fuck do I figure out what to do with my romantic feelings?

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>>7718157
Go get a nice hard fuck and see if you still want them. If yes, go have a nice hard fuck with them, and then see if you still want them. Don't date first mon cher, you will get trapped.

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>>7718145
Because everyone deserves to be happy. A lot of people aren't. They just need to find what makes them happy.
>He pats Shelldon's claw.
Maybe we can find a book or... School course thingy that can help you out?
You wanna be able to be more gentle, right? Would that make you happy?

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>>7718109
how does he act with you?

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>>7718107
Oh yeaaah, they did make a Colosseum. Good idea.
Still got the issue of who the hell's even gunna be there besides me. If I wanted to party alone I'd just go back to my room with the boys.
And I ain't really up to that right now.

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>>7718080
>suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

>>7718157
Give me the quick rundown.

>>7718109
hold on a second, I just gotta find where I put the pokeball to check
but anyway, I mostly wanted to challenge Brock to see how well my training is doing for my pokemon and Gyms are the best way

>>7718185
...
I can't do anything but fuck up.
How would any of those help?
-Shelldon

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>>7718201
I would totally come if I had a way to get to Orre, my trainer hates parties for some reason.

>>7718184
Siebold, Arceus Mew. I can't just jump in with some random dude to get pounded.
>>7718205
Well I dated a pretty nice lady buuuut she's a pokemon and... Human/pokemon relationships feel weird to me? Fucking, and now I'm questioning if I'm bisexual or not because I walked in on some ghosts boning.

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>>7718239
Well if you can learn to be more gentle it'll help you feel better, You'll be able to do stuff without breaking things.
>He hugs the lobster.
Dude, you're my friend. You aren't a fuckup, you just have an unfortunately strong body that makes it hard to do stuff you wanna do.

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>>7718262
Random implies you didn't put thought into who you're fucking. There are plenty of places you can go to scope out a good fuck, I'd suggest a gay bar.

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>>7718262
well, you talk find someone to talk, maybe after some dates, start polishing her,blades, and some time later you get more private with her

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>Tree is wandering the desert aimlessly after placing the Helix fossil back where he originally found it
>He is currently at the Old Snagem hideout establishing himself as Leader of a new Snagem
>Except instead of stealing they just Smish things
>As a result Tree is the only Member of this new Snagem
>Though at least he has lots of bodies to decorate the place with

-Tree, faithless and abandoned

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>>7718262
Also... You are a bottom? I never said you'd have to get pounded, but you jumped to that conclusion, no?

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>>7718333
>Helix appears before Tree.
Lo, my child.

Faith abandoned.

Unfulfilled.

What do you seek?

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>>7718262
Just go with whatever makes you happy and is legal in the majority of the civilized world. That includes human/pokemon relations.

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>>7718349
>Tree stares at amusement

>>7718325
I... guess?
>>7718327
Shhh. You aren't supposed to be reading these.
>>7718342
I don't know. I'd probably rather top but I'm more confused than human at this point.
>>7718351
Thanks. I'll think about it.

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>>7718366
Speak my child.

You have summoned me once again.

What do you wish?

>>7718349
>throws brick at

>>7718366
(amazement, not amusement)

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>>7718254
Thanks man.
I think I'm just gunna hold the fort, make sure the place don't explode or nothing.

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TELL ME FELLOW VILLAINS!! HOW DO I BECOME THE VERY BEST? !

I WANT TO BECOME THE NUMBER ONE POKEMON TRAINER

>>7718290
I don't know what I want to do...
>Doesn't return the hug, out of fear
Is it even possible for me to be gentle?
-Shelldon

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>>7718392
>Grabs gun from desk.

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>>7718392
By killing dragons

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>>7718370
>Shhh. You aren't supposed to be reading these.
okay i'll say nothing more, sweetie
but whatever you decide i'll accept, no worries

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>>7718392
ANSWER GENERATED.
TECHNO BLAST.
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE

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>>7718401
I think so! You obviously want to be able to hug me and the rest of us. You obviously wanna be able to help and... You know?
Come on, hug me I won't get mad.
And. I think you can learn to be gentle. Like, yeah it'll be hard, but that's what you want, right?

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>>7718381
>Tree Repeated just says 'I am Tree' over and over however Helix understands it perfectly

>Tree explains how He accidentally almost Killed his friend just doing what they told him to and how all His attempts at summoning Helix to attempt to Save his freind Failed
>Tree then explains how he left everyone he loved now hates him and his long journey to put the Helix fossil back where he originally found it
>Tree them breaks down into tears

>>7718438
I'm just sick of being a fuckup...
The last time I hugged you, I almost killed you.
So...
>Shrinks away
This might be best.
-Shelldon

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>>7718421
>Miss
>>7718404
>>7718406

WOAH, NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE

I WANT TO BECOME NUMBER ONE AT TRAINING POGYMON, I JUST THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE NICE ENOUGH TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY

UNLIKE SOME VILLIANS

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>>7718449
Dry your tears, my child.

>Helix wipes the tears away.

There is no use for this, my child.

The king of the gay ghosts lives yet again. And, lo, your friends share no malice towards you.

Shall I take you to them, my child?

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>>7718484
You sound like a dragon.

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>>7718489
>Tree nods slowly

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>>7718456
>He grabs Shelldon and hugs him.
You almost did. You didn't. I'm not mad at you or anything.
I forgive you!
Shelldon, you're my friend. Please? I wanna hug you.

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>>7718456
...
>Concerned bear noises

>>7718489
>A rogue, half-formed prayer from a bear who bear-ly believes in Helix
>...If the tree comes back- which the bear doesn't really believe might happen- please teach him not to draw blood-spirals and give corpse offerings to Helix
>Seeing that in the courtyard gives him the heebie-jeebies

>>7718523
>>7718535
You are my friend...
And I don't want to hurt my friends.
-Shelldon

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>>7718484
Train hard and daily, maybe ask your sportsman friend.

>>7718498
There's absolutely nothing wrong with dragons.

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>>7718517
Let it be known. Your ministrations can summon me.

Your faith is your own. Let whatever you believe hold true.

Now your friends need you.

>Tree is teleported onto the skiff.
>>7718535
>I will keep this in mind, my child.

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>>7718498
WHAT?

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY VOICE?

I WAS BORN WITH THIS YOU KNOW

DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS?

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>>7718553
Some dragons are nice I guess

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>>7718566
>Point revolver at.
>Bang.

>>7718573
did you fug that dragon?

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>>7718593
Maybe

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>>7718548
>Bear hugs the lobster lightly
...Well, either way... you can hug me. I ah, I'm made of a little sterner stuff... I can take it.

Heck, you can even try training on me. Less collateral damage.

>>7718562
>...Thank you.
>Suddenly tree
>The rare squeal of bear fear is heard. A rare sound, it is said to bless all who hear it with ten thousand years of good luck
>...At least, it's said to.

>>7718553
OK!
WE DID PUT ARE DIFFERENCES ASIDE, AND POGYMON LOOK QUITE FUN!

OH!

HE'S COME BACK WITH POGYMON TO CHOOSE FROM

I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A COOL GUY AROUND JUST LIKE ME

>>7718590
(Dammit I legit wanted to go somewhere with this, well I'll respond with a dead robbie in a sec)

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>>7718548
But! You're my friend. And I wanna be able to hug you...
>Hug the Lobster.

>>7718562
>Tree is now in the skiff
>Faith restored But Tree still no longer beleives he is Helix's Chosen one

>>7718611
>ten thousand years of bad luck to the str8s

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>>7718617
(Fug)

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>>7718617
(You can ignore that. No worries. I was expecting it to miss frankly.)

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>>7718621

>>7718417
I WANT TO GROPE YOUR BUTT AND LICK YOUR PUSSYYY~

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>>7718627
>>7718621
Uh... h-hello...

...

I uh... I'm sorry for last night...

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>>7718611
>>7718621
See? Told you Tree was alright.
We'll be pulling into port shortly, by the way

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>>7718622
Why would you do this?

>>7718619
...
>Hug him back, as gently as possible

>>7718611
I hope so...
I don't think I can even hurt you.
-Shelldon

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>>7718622
...
>Gonna try gambling.

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>>7718640
>Tree holds out his hand to shake it to accept the apology
>Tree is still visibly covered in deep Claw marks from the attack though
>>7718652
>Tree waves

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>>7718622
why? why would you do this?
>>7718629
... don't get hasty boy, i'm not that easy

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>>7718655
>>7718675
yfel forewrîtan wægn scearplic lyft fm êow êðian.
mægð êower lêof−t¯æl nâh−w¯ær forspêdian
>>7718666
wilcumian oðtêon dôð lêasferðnes efesc
>I guess recon guy is gay now? I have no idea.

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>>7718652
Sweet!
>>7718663
Try a little less tight.
>Keep hugging him.
You're doing good, though.
>>7718672
Hey Tree!

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>>7718626
(Fug, going to use the image anyway. I f-shop them as I go. Thanks mang)

WOAH, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

BE MORE CAREFUL FOR EVERYONES SAFTY, INCLUDING THE ROBOT BUG

WE DON'T WANT SOMEONE HURT DO WE?

WELL TIME TO GET ME A POGYMON

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>>7718672
>The bear visibly winces as he sees the claw marks... shaking the hand, before pulling the tree into a tight (but not too tight) hug, a few tears rolling down his face.

>>7718695
>Loosens a little
I'm not hurting you, right?
-Shelldon

Cosplay anon here, what are some interesting things to do in Pewter City while I wait for the gym to open
I caught a 3rd pokemon and think I am Ready to challenge the Gym to see how well I have been Training my pokemon

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>>7718666
>Got kicked out for breaking the bank.
>Literally tons of money to my name.
>Guess I'll invest in some stuff to help train my team.
>>7718691
Uh... Thanks for whatever you said.
(I guess so? I can deal with that. He might be panfag though.)

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s-so that means i'm cursed?
i will never have a boyfriend?
>sad stabgirl noises

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>>7718672
>Wave back
Nice to have you back, Tree.

>>7718695
>Pulls the skiff up to an anchor hitch and tosses a rope over it connected to the hull
Wellp, welcome to Hoenn, everyone.

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>>7718695
>Tree avoids looking at or responding to stitches, still depressed about nearly killing him
>>7718712
>After a bit Tree hugs back

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>>7718766
>Gadreel nods in acknowledgement
(That's fine, just thought that the satanic trips would get him out of the bad luck curse.)

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>>7718740
Yeah you're doing good.
>Hug the gudlobster.
You're learning already!
>>7718795
Oooh Hoenn.
>Pat Shelldon and go look at Slateport.
Just as nice as I remember.
>>7718797
>Poke the Tree.
Tree?

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>>7718766
so want to go on another date?
i'm feeling quite lonely, and could need some company

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>>7718622

Dude why

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>>7718622
>Tfw aro/ace.
What do I get?

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>>7718622
Ok? And?.. what does straight mean though? Cause I like Boys...

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Eat MCGhetsis, We don't need no fancy coupons or special deals because we know we are good

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>>7718799
So...I like someone.
And I'm penalized for doing so because they aren't the same gender as me.
...
Why?

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>>7718763
Practice your Brick Break a bit first and you will be more than ready.

>>7718907
Tumblr.

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>>7718932
sweet

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>>7718916
MENTE ET ÉCLAIR

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>>7718914
i like boys too, but i hope i'm not cursed too
>>7718928
yeah that's mean

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>>7718691
>>7718622
This is not bueno

>>7718766
>I guess this means the training is going fantastic.
>Keep training.
>>7718857
We can see. Admin just called in one of my coworkers and I'm waiting to see if he needs me.

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>>7718875
>>7718914
>>7718928
>>7718999
heonu yfel sw¯æfan ge luf−týme werðêod êower hlêoðorcwide libban de tôêacan and êower siblufu same only in swâ cwylla.
(Feel free to act out the bad luck curse however you wish.)

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>>7718844
>Climb out of the skiff and up onto the docks
So uh, this is Slateport? Seems nice.

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>>7719010
okay i'll be waiting for an answer, sweetie
>blows kiss for reconanon

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>>7719023
Why is this happening?!

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>>7719024
>Grab the husbandohand.
Yeah! They have, um, the beach down to the south.
>He points.
You guys wanna check it out?

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>>7719024
Ahhhh, smell that air.

>>7719110
Sounds like a plan!

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>>7719110
Sure, why not.
Maybe we can check out that sandcastle if it's still there.

>>7719127
Smells kinda..salty.

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>>7719127
>Grab the bearpaw too.
>Lead the subjects to the beach!
Uh, make sure you guys watch out for trainers. I think they've got a soda shack over there.

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>>7719289
Yeah...

Sandcastle?
>>7719291
...Soda sounds like it'd be good.

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>>7719289
Yeah!
>>7719311
I think he means Slash's sandcastle.
Pick a spot on the beach, I'll get us some sodas.
>Float off to the soda shack.

>>7719334
>Shelldon pokes at the water
...
Don't know if salt is good for me...

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>>7719471
You're a lobster, aren't you? Lobsters come from the sea.

...And if you don't feel safe doing it, don't do it.

>Bear picks a spot on the beach, and flops.

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>>7719334
>Bonehead plops down near the waters edge
>Watch the boyf because I'm paranoid about trainers and things

>>7719573
I'm a freshwater lobster, though...
>Sighs, and flops on the beach
-Shelldon

>>7719471
I think Lobsters are from the sea?
>He hands everyone a soda.
Hey Shelldon, you want a soda? I can like, pour it in your mouth for you?
>>7719593
>He hands him a soda.
Don't worry, most people in Hoenn are pretty chill.
-Stitches

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>>7719619
>Sips soda
Thank you.

>>7719610
...Hm. I dunno, then.

>>7719619
...
>Opens mouth
Sure...
-Shelldon

>>7719645
No problem!
>>7719647
Hold still.
>Geeeeentle pouring.
-Stitches.

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>>7719619
Oh, alright then.
Thank you, Stitch.
>Take a swig of that sweet cola

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>>7719659
>>7719647
>Bear amusedly watches this

>>7719659
>Tries to not choke on it
>Evens, successful soda drink
>Odds, he chokes on it
-Shelldon

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>>7719671
... Still be careful though.
>He hands him one of those beach umbrellas.
I'm trying not to accidentally drown Shelldon, you wanna set that up?
>>7719709
>>7719734
>He tips the can back as it empties.
Sorry, we can find an easier way to do that. You alright?

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well might as well take a bath, just in case he is available
also i also need to polish myself thanks to all those stupid packing peanuts, i never want to get near those things
and later eat some desserts

>>7719758
..Oookay.
Uh, sure.
>Plant it in the sand and pop it open

-Bones

>>7719773
>pours canola oil on

>>7719758
I'm fine.
>Coughs a little
-Shelldon

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>>7719778
>Teddy moves under the shade. Relaxed bear sounds.

>>7719778
Good work!
>Plop under the umbrella.
>>7719793
You wanna hang out under the umbrella? If it's too hot for you it'll be nice.
-Stitches

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>>7719773
are you going to rust if you take a bath?

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>>7719781
>all oiled up
ugh, what is this?
i'm so slippery
>evens don't fall
>odds slips and falls on her face

>>7719832
Heat doesn't really bother me..
...
>Starts digging a hole, out of boredom
-Shelldon

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>>7719858
whew, i almost slipped who the hell throws oil at people randomly
>>7719845
not reallly, only if do not dry myself up or pass an extended amount of time near the sea
but nothing like some, antirust and some polishing to make things better

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>>7719861
You bored?
Hm... Hang on.
>He goes to bug a kid in an inner tube.
>The kid tosses out a Marrill.
Shelldon, you wanna take this kid?

>>7719957
>Is several feet down, a large pile of sand being thrown out near the hole
Hmm?
-Shelldon

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>>7719781
>>7719858
ha!

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>>7719910
>Who the hell throws oil at people randomly
Honhonhon, I see you have heard of my exploits, mon cher.

>>7719983
Pff. Battle, Shelldon!
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
248+ Atk Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marill: 730-861 (948 - 1118.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>The Marrill uses Water Spout!

-Stitches

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>>7719988
what's are laughing gengy do you like girls covered in oil?
>>7719995
even with your "exploits" i don't think that you were the one who pouered oil in me

>>7720038
>Splash bucket of saltwater on

>>7720038
>gives reconguy's email to

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>>7720046
why would you even do that?
don't you know that make steel types rust you asshole, what do you have agains me? goes to clean her self and try to take the saltwater away from her body
>>7720058
>saves for later

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>>7720019
>Bear watches his king tear a marill a new one
>Siiiip

>>7720019
>Marrill is down.
>Money get!
>>7720243
>He flops back down in the bear lap.
-Stitches

>>7720364
>Lobster keeps digging
-Shelldon

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>>7720364
>This earns him one (1) bear snuggle.

>>7720382
>Bumps into something in the dirt
Guys? I think I found something...
>Comes out of the hole holding a locked metal box
-Shelldon

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>>7720382
>>7720401
Excuse me. That was my little brother.
>Rich Boy tosses out a LV 15 Zigzagoon.

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>>7720401
>Yess snugs.
>>7720509
Woah.
>Poke at the b-
>>7720515
Uuuugh. Teddy, you wanna take this guy?

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>>7720509
Huh. Well then.

>>7720515
...That zigzagoon looks rather inexperienced. Are you sure you want to battle us?
>Bear has a smile.

>>7720536
If he thinks he can take on me, I'm up to the, eheh... "Challenge".
>He cancels snugs for now, then falls into a fighting stance

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>>7720109
ugh now i'm all salty
why is this happening to me?

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>>7720515
>Oh boy a rich kid with a zigzagoon
>This should be good

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>>7720568
Of course.
>Zigzagoon used Tackle.
196+ Atk Zigzagoon Tackle vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Fluffy Bewear: 1-3 (0.2 - 0.6%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>7720622
Well.
196+ Atk Zigzagoon Tackle vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Fluffy Bewear on a critical hit: 3-4 (0.6 - 0.9%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>7720584
>Apply gengy to metal surfaces

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>>7720622
>>7720638
>Al swoops down from out of nowhere, landing on the Zigzagoon's neck
>Talons firmly secured in its throat he awkwardly hops a bit for momentum before flying off to a nearby tree branch
>Roll for if the Zigs is instagib or not, I guess.

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>>7720622
>>7720653

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>>7720653
...what just happened?

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>>7720622
>>7720638
>The bewear laughs a bit, picking up the Zigzagoon and moving to give it a squeeze (read: Return attack)-

>>7720653
>Before having someone else try and fail to grab it
Hey! This is my battle!
>He then huffs, before quickly Returning, making sure not to kill it

252+ Atk Bewear Return vs. 132 HP / 108 Def Zigzagoon: 873-1027 (1897.8 - 2232.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>and handing it back to the kid