ITT: Pokemon are real. How are you spending Valentine'

>>7703367
I'm gonna do an alcohol.

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>>7703206
I mean, I guess.
I kind of need to sleep on this though, I'll go scout the place out some more when I wake up.

>>7703242
I'll make sure nothing bad happens to you, don't worry.

>>7703367
(ooc: being a lonely fuck dreaming about cute bugs, so the same as ic really)
Sleeping...

>>7703367
Probably kill myself teebeeaych

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>>7703242
You'll be fine Shelldon.
>>7703388
... I hope we all can.
>>7703422
Alright.
>He hoists the camping supplies.
Ready for a camping trip?

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>>7703367
(being gay, in both cases.)

>>7703484
...We should probably train more.

>>7703484
>>7703422
Yeah... Thanks.
I should be fine... Won't mess anything up...
>Nervous laughter.mp3
-Shelldon

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>>7703367
(Being gay and fantasizing about cute waks.)
>>7703550
... You think so?
>>7703551
Sheldon! We're gonna train instead. How's that sound?

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>>7703592
I mean, I guess so.
We still need to try out the whole mega thing too.

>>7703592
Uh...I guess.
Could go for some training.
-Shelldon

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>>7703632
Maybe if I went mega I could have a chance against Shelldon.
>>7703663
Training it is then!

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>>7703367
(Hiding in a hallway overwhelmed with terror, pain, and anxiety)

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>>7703732
..I mean...you were mega last time too, so..
>Cough™
Maaaaaybe?

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>>7703367
Mixing drinks and making ads for the café.
(stuck with the flu)

>>7703732
>>7703790
Well...I'm pretty strong. I don't know how strong you are, though.
-Shelldon

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>>7703790
...
Maaaan I suck. Whatever, still gotta try to get stronger!
>>7703809
Pfft, not very.

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>>7703982
You don't suck, Shelldon's just..really strong.
Uh, do you think if I didn't use my bone it would work better? If we fought I mean, I don't want to mess you up again.

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>>7704067
Uhhhh, probably? Maybe I should try using the needle thing as a melee weapon.
...
Maaaaan, I need to get good.

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>>7703367
IC: waiting for "someone"
OOC: waiting for "something"

>>7704067
So...Uh...
I'm ready whenever you are...
-Shelldon

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>>7704094
Okay, and uh, yeah, that might be worth trying out.
>Hug the Plush
You'll be really strong someday. I know it.

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>>7703367
alone

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>>7704219
Alright, let's get to it.
>Set bag down a little ways away
Meds are in there if we need them.
You can take the first shot.

>>7704247
Um...Okay.
>Crabhammer
>It is boosted by life orb and adaptability
(Level 67, 252 attack EVs)
-Shelldon

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>>7703367
With my TOP PERCENTAGE Rattata!

>>7703367
(It's a shitday, I had to kill off both my mains)

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>>7704281
>Miss
Close, don't worry about hurting me, I can take it.
>Bones used Bonermerang!
(252+ Atk Thick Club Marowak-Alola Bonemerang (2 hits) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Crawdaunt: 160-190 (87.9 - 104.3%) -- approx. 18.8% chance to OHKO)

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>>7703367
I've been spending time looking around Unova, I didn't even realize it was Valentine's Day until it was night.

Now I'm wondering what region I should check out next is. I've crossed Sinnoh off the list already, and I've seen the majority of tourist traps and a few hole-in-the-wall restaurants with pretty good food over here.

(Alone, but I don't really care anyway.)

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>>7703367
alone.... At least i have poochy with me though!

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>>7704401
Mon Cher, you should come visit Kalos.

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Today marks a Great Day in the History of McGhetsis
Starting from now we have a new limited time McRib
Get it now before its gone

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>>7704537
Sir what drinks do you serve with your food?
And would you call your food lunch?

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>>7704537
>already there buying them
>LOUDLY MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

>>7704550
Cola, along Various other Flavors of Soda
We even have Juice for the young ones or water if thats your thing.
or try one of our thickshakes made with 100 percent miltank milk
And MCGhetsis is avaliable all times of the day, Breakfast, Brunch, lunch, dinner tea and even midnight snacks, McGhetsis has your hunger covered

>>7704362
>Shelldon tries to dodge, but trips
>He is instantly Ko'd by the attack
-Shelldon, the useless lobster

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>>7704537
Well Kalosian Fried Chicken has a few new entries on the menu. Try the new Yveltal Bacon Cheeseburger and The Xerneas Salad.

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>>7704688
>Tree carts Shelldon off to the helix altar, to preform a luck ritual involveing the unconscious lobster, helix fossil and an ungodly amount of elastic bands

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>>7704623
I might make some of my own shakes for the café.
Thanks for the idea bucko.
Be sure to try them out with a slice of warm apple pie, a smoothie to go or a nice cold beer in the new.
Spinda's Café, come find it in Alola.

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>>7704688
..Huh.
Didn't expect that.
>Go grab a potion and a couple oran berries
>Spray down the lobster

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>>7704688
>>7704720
>>7704730
Is Tree gonna eat him

>>7704720
>>7704730
>>7704751
>Lobster is out cold
-Shelldon, the useless crustacean

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>>7704751
..I honestly don't know.
But probably not?

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>>7704562
Hey bud why don't you bring me something back, Frankie's outta food.

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>>7704777
...
>>7704782
Issss it time for us to fight?
>Battle stance.

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>>7704809
>with mouth full
do yoush like MshRibsh?

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>>7704751
>>7704777
>>7704782
tree Binds shelldon using the elastic bands, before placeing him inside a pot of nice lukewarm water, along with the helix fossil
>he then sprinkles pibs of oran berries into the pot before stiring the contents regulary
>After 10 minutes of stiring Tree Removes the now Oran Scented Shelldon and Helix fossil from the pot
>He places the Helix Fossil back on the altar where it belongs
>And places the now hopefully lucky Shelldon onto the ground and removes the elastic bindings
>Tree now waits for Shelldon to wake up, hopefully with Helixes Blessing of luck with him

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>>7704435
You know, I think that *will* be my next destination.

Do you have any recommendations on places I should visit?

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>>7704862
YOU!

I Challenge you to a battle!

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>>7704817
I guess so, you get the first shot.
>Unequip thicc club

HELIX I SUMMON THEE
BANISH STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS FROM THIS WORLD

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>>7704817
MEGA SHORTSTACK

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>>7704880
>super sonic brick

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>>7704875
Uh...

...I don't have any pokémon. I haven't had one for years.

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>>7704877
Well that's f-
>>7704888
Fffffffffiiiiine!
>>7704877
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!

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>>7704895
... wow what a nerd.

>>7704877
YOU! Battle me!

>>7704854
...
>Wakes up
...
>>7704877
>>7704888
>Walks over
>Watches, and considers his life choices
-Shelldon, the mildly depressed lobster

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>>7704888
Cease.

>Throws a godly brick at.

>>7704951
Your 'godly' aim sucks
>throws brick at

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New at Pizza Rocket: Pizza Bites Pizza. Because normal crusts are boring! Instead, this one has 28 cheese-filled bites lining the crust.

Get it now before it's gone!

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>>7704914
>Hit for 28 - 34.7%
...Well then.
That hurt.
>Bones used Flame Wheel!
(252+ Atk Marowak-Alola Flame Wheel vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Banette-Mega: 124-147 (85.5 - 101.3%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO)

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>>7703367
just had a date with a nice, and handsome guy
(had my birthday party with my family)

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>>7704988
>Tree gets mad at the assault on his God
I AM TREE!!!!!!!!
>Wood hammer the anon

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>>7704988
And lo I said, let there be light

ning.

>Helix used Thunder.

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>>7705030

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>>7705004
Sssssss kekekeke, that one hurrrrt.
>Stitches used Shadow Claw.

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>>7705064
>Tree continues to pulverise the Anons corpse
I AM TREE
>Wood Hammer
>Wood Hammer
>Wood Hammer
>Wood Hammer

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>>7705101

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>>7705101
And woe cried the god.

His kingdom-e fallen.

Beseech thee, tree. My chosen one.

>Tree now hits on all odds barring 7 and 9.

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>>7705101
...

Deer god.

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>>7705083
>Miss, backstepped at the last second
Almost got me again, good try
>Bones used Iron Head!

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>>7705148
YOU-
>KOed.
>Seriously Stitches sucks.

>>7705182
>>7705148
...
-Shelldon

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>>7705112
>Tree picks up the remains of the Anon
>and just disembowels and eviscerates it using the blood to make helix patterns and peace symbols all around the helix altar and courtyard
>>7705131
>Tree nods in thanks to his God, before continuing his decorating

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>>7704842
I've never had one, are they new?

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>>7705198
>Bear backs away slowly from the symbols Tree is drawing in blood
>He guards a haunted keep for a living and THIS is what's scaring him

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>>7705182
>Ding, level 74 get
>Re-equip thicc club
>Grab another potion and a sitrus berry
>Apply potion to husbando

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>>7705224
>mouth still full

oh yesh. They jush came out!

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>>7705244
>Get that sweet medical attention.
Did I get knocked out in one hit again?
>>7705186
...
>Wave.

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>>7705143
YOU CALLED, MORTAL?

>>7705112
. . .
I AM NOT FIXING THAT.
One of my dear brother's disciples informs me that throwing bricks at deities qualifies one for some manner of dubious posthumous award.
I believe he called it a 'Darwin'.
Should I investigate why such an award exists?

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>>7705252
Well sure bring me one then.

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>resting on the hotel room bathttub
today, sure was perfect, i'm so happy i met him today.
>puts hands underwater and...

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>>7705272
Two, actually. And you even hit me with shadow claw.
>Hand over the berry
You alright?

>>7705272
So, I learned I'm actually quite weak.
Turns out I'm not strong at all...
-Shelldon

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>>7705252
>Shiny comes hopping over mouthfull of McGhetsis sammich
Shup, thish shits almosht Tashtier than shex

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>>7705273
>Bear looks up at awe to Xerneas
I uh...

>He looks from Xerneas to Tree, stunned that all this is happening

>Bear is now a bearliever

>Bear is also still stunned silent and scared to death of his coworker

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>>7705314
>Munch berry.
>Stand back up.
Come on I'm fine, let's fight again!
>>7705330
Shelldon, you're plenty strong, don't be hard on yourself. Just keep training with us.

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>>7705286
>carries a bag full of McRibs through the door

I Got everyone some!

>>7705337
wha...? Those two things are not related.

>>7705357
...
I tripped like a idiot.
And got knocked out in one hit.
But if you insist...
>Sighs
-Shelldon

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>>7705357
Alright, if you say so.
Want to try out the mega? Like, on purpose for once. heh
>Unequip thick club again

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>>7705389
Don't worry about it. Bones is really tough.
>>7705395
>Pose in a cool way.
Yeah, let's try it. Mega me.

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>>7705273
Whoa you came back! So i was not imagining stuff!?

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>>7705365
>Finnishes eating his delicious burger
they can be related...if you really want to

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>>7705408
Hope this works okay.
>Mega the Stitch

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>>7705475
Ssss, that's a neat trick. Kekeke.
>S-Zippers used Will O Wisp.

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>>7705499
Nice job.

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>>7705365
>begins munching on the sammich
Thish ish pretty good.

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>>7705465
I do not think those are two things that should be mixed together....

>>7705553
Oh yah!
>grabs another one

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>>7705550
Would a dapper gentleman like yourself feel like a cold beer or a glass of whiskey?
Or would you prefer something lighter, we have it all here.

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>>7705499
>Watch the mega husbando set themself on fire
..Uhhhh?..
Gonna let you have another go.

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>gets out of the bathtub completely relaxed, face still a bit red
ahh, that was such a nice bath, i'm feeling all relaxed
time to do some polishing i must have my blade all shiny and pretty
>get's whetstone and a polishing cloth andstarts polishing her blades

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>>7705550
SHUT UP.
>>7705612
>Zippers used Shadow Claw!

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>>7705610
Some people like mixing them together
>digs into the fries

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>>7705611
I'm more of a fine whiskey kind of guy.

Give me your finest.

>>7705644
That's it let it... let it all out...

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>>7705644
>Bitchslapped for 42.9 - 52%
Ffff... Okay, good hit.
>Bones used Flame Wheel!

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>>7705662
The finest dizzy juice for the gentleman.
Hope I don't spill any.
Here you go sir.

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>>7705650
>feelers snake over and steal a few fries
That sounds disgusting honestly, eating while fucking?

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>>7705650
....hmmmm..
Those people sound weird.

>>7705717
honestly.

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>>7705662
I'LL KILL YOU NEXT.
>>7705710
SSSsss. I'll kill you.
>Zippers used Shadow Claw.

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>>7705714
>tastes

Hmmm this is pretty good stuff here....

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>>7705458
HELLO AGAIN.

>>7705553
Interesting. Perhaps I shall send one of my disciples to acquire such a sandwich to that I may evaluate it personally.

>>7705714
GREETINGS.
Would you happen to have a recommendation as regards a Cabernet Sauvingon? Winemaking has changed since my last substantial time awake.

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>>7705773
I would love to die. Unfortunately for me you're to weak.

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>>7705717
>>7705752
>starts guarding fries like they are the last Fries on earth
Like I always say, always try things at least once to see if you like it or not

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>>7705773
>Miss, swung a bit high
Oh, will you?
>Bones used Iron Head!

>>7705791
Unless you're serious I would suggest you stop taunting Stitch.

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>>7705834
Hehehe... You might want to control him before he tears you apart... white knight.

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>>7705782
Hello!
>does not know what to even say to deer god....

>>7705819
hmm... well you are not wrong about that...

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>>7705782
Uhh.
Lets me take a quick peek in the cellars.
I'l be sure to pick out something similair.
Don't think anyone has made that particular brand in years, but I think I got some in stock still.
>>7705774
I aim to please my customers.
Be sure to come back whenever you feel thirsty.
That will be 50 poké then.

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>>7705791
ONCE I'm ssssstrong enough I'll lay yo-
>>7705834
>Knocked the fuck out once again.
>Why is he so weak.

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>>7705819
I suppose

>>7705889
>>7705834
So...My turn now?
-Shelldon

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>>7705885
Oh yeah for sure...
>gives 100 poke

Keep the change my good spindy....

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>>7705852
..Only my skull is white. And he wouldn't actually hurt me, even in mega form.

>>7705889
>Acquire potion and apply to boyf

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>>7705889
>>7705937
hehehe...
There's a reason why I don't fight...

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>>7705906
Yyeah you go.
>>7705937
>Hug the husbonedo.
Why are you soooo tooough.
>>7705953
Shush saltine. What level are you anyway?

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>>7705978
I don't like to brag but as an apprentice of Yveltal I'm pretty high. Also I kinda like you and don't want to hurt you. I prefer to avoid fighting at all costs though.

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>>7705921
Thank you, come again~
>>7705782
I found you a bottle.
>presents a bottle of pic related.
On the house, be sure to tell your friends.

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>>7705953
Because you suck?..

>>7705978
Because I had to fight the aron line a lot when I was still scavenging.
>Hug the Baenette

>>7705978
Um...Okay.

>>7706016
Do I go first?
-Shelldon

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>>7706016
HAHA!

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>>7705999
I get ittttttt.
>>7706016
>Hug the husbone.
Tiiiiime to fight Shelldon.
>>7706062
...
Go ahead and go first.

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>>7706078
Yeah, thought so.

>>7706062
Yup.
>Re-equip thick club

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>finishes polishing herself
okay all done now i'll pass the rest of they day relaxing and wait for tomorrow, hopefully we will meet again
i guess i'll talk with you all a little bit

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>>7706112
...
This is going to miss, calling it now.
>Crabhammer
-Shelldon

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>>7706085
Like i said I don't like to brag. I used to be the worst pokemon ever... That memory still b̵̯̌ͨû̖̜̥̖̓̆̇͋̐̿͞r̊͋͆ͮ́n̷͓̼͇͎̣ͬ͐̾ş̝̪̬̬͓̙͔ ̷̗̋̈́̓͑̈́̔̚u̫̱̹͓ͯ͊s̛͓̃͌ͫ͗

>>7706112
HAHAHA! You know nothing.

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>>7706154
And you're still the worst one attitude wise.

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>>7706015
HMM... This is a pleasant reintroduction to the vintner's craft. Thank you.

>>7705999
How is my counterpart faring, young Gengar?

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>>7706154
I know your salty ass can blow up a generator.
Not much else though, no.

>>7706149
>The call is correct
>Bones used Bonemerang!

>Up on that cliff again.
>Recon time again.
>Got an ice cooler of booze.
>>7706149
>>7706221
>Try to hit the side of their Colosseum with an empty beer bottle.

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>>7706183
at least i'm not a human though.

>>7706221
HA! those were good times weren't they?

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>>7706135
Do all steel types have to polish themselves?

>>7706221
>Tree's blessing activates, and the attack misses
I can't hit anything.
>Tries crabhammer, again
-Shelldon

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>>7706254
>Do all steel types have to polish themselves?
you don't need to, it just that makes us look all shiny and pretty, it feels good

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>>7706237
>You missed a massive Colosseum
>How???

>>7706247
I guess so, yeah.

>>7706275
>This seems to be true.
>Bones used Bonemerang!
>Again

>>7706330
>Fucking
>Throw another beer bottle at the place.

>>7706330
>Lobster is instantly Ko'd, again
-Shelldon

>>7706347
>Kick the case off the edge of the cliff.
>Roll for bravery.

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>>7706347
>You did it again
>That's impressive.

>>7706370
..Wellp.
>Go get a potion and apply it to the lobster

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>>7706186
He is well. He is very powerful. Also very kind surprisingly...

>>7706330
Man you sure do like to work out huh?

>>7706347
.....HA

>>7706347
>Reconfag confirmed for so drunk he can't hit a barn door

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>>7706247
I've had my fill of not being human "that" one hour.

>>7706254
>>7706307
To add it makes for good bonding time polishing your steel types, like with Jay here daily.

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>>7706347
Would you like any more?
We have plenty here.
Just 50 poké for a bottle.
I'l slip in a glass of water with it, its sure seems hot and dry there.

>>7706401
>More like a football stadium

>>7706393
>Fuck it.
>I'll give them a real fight since they're so dogdamn hellbent on fucking up Cipher.
>I'll show them what the fucking grunts are like.
>Let out Buzzo.
>Fly.
>>7706395
I see you're fuckin'. Training.
Howsabout I give you a real fight?
>Beedrill floats next to him and looks concerned for his wellbeing.

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>>7706439
Uh.

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>>7706400
I mean, I was intending for this to be training for them. I don't really work out anymore myself.

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>>7706409
Yeah I bet it was so liberating.

>>7706439
>>7706395
>Lobster wakes up
...
I am useless.
-Shelldon

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>>7706473

I mean. I would help but... Yveltal strictly prohibits unnecessary conflict. So maybe another time.

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>>7706469
>>7706491
>He turns the gauntlet on.
>Buzzo Mega Evolved!
Come on. Who's first?

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>>7706409
I kind of like steel types. I want to try to polish once some time...

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>>7706536
..what?

>>7706469
>Poke the Stitch
Is he serious?

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>>7706409
yes polishing your steel type is good for them and is good for with them bonding
i hope my date polishes me if you know what i mean

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>>7706550
Uh, I don't know.
>>7706536
Me?
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!

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>>7706543
You can polish my tail anytime~

>>7706536
>>7706536
>Groans
Kill me already.
>Life orb, adaptability Crabhammer
-Shelldon

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>>7706575
Really? I do not really know how to polish steel though. It is not hard is it? You are pretty cool....

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>>7706543
>pokes him lightly
That's lewd, Zorro

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>>7706634
>blushes
w-what?! I did not mean it like that!

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>>7706574
>248+ Atk Banette Shadow Claw vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Beedrill-Mega: 231-273 (85.2 - 100.7%) -- 6.3% chance to OHKO
>>7706592
>Yeah Buzzo is definitely down now.
Hahaha. You think thatssssit?
>He fiddles with the machine.
>He tosses out Zappy.
>Clickclickclicklclick.
>Zappy Mega Evolved!
>Zappy used Thunderbolt!

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>>7706632
We can start with the hide if you want to learn.
Just take some cloth, squirt some polisher on it and just rub me into heaven.
I'l be sure to take you out for dinner if you feel like sticking around.

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>>7706664
I don't believe you~

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>>7706543
If we meet physically we can try, just keep your heat low.

>>7706560
Jay loves it and he thinks it makes his Flash Cannon stronger. Right or not he gets his polishing.

>>7706575
Haven't seen you in a while.
I'll request a few grunts your way to given your total area.

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>>7706670
>Lightning rod activates
>Rip thunderbolt

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>>7706671
Yeah I like food! We could do that! You have a lot of stuff to rub though. It might take a long time ....

>>7706681
I did not!

>>7706694
My normal temperature is pretty comfortable i think...

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>>7706670
Uh, bad choice dude.
>Shadow Claw!

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>>7706670
>>7706730
>is literally rofl

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>>7706694
Request grunts to my area?
Come on buddy, I'm about to score with this cute little stud.
Can't you give a shiny lady like myself a break?
>>7706742
Oh we can take alll night stud~
I'l be sure to rub you all night long too~

>>7706742
>In walks a tired, sad Frankie.
. . .
Z-Zorro?
>I must be dreaming

>>7706670
Uh...

>>7706730
>>7706670
...
Okay.
>Life orb crunch on the Manectric
-Shelldon

>>7706730
>>7706781
>All pokemon on team are LV60.
>Not supposed to be an L10, just an idiot that got lucky.
Zappy u-
>>7706800
>Oh fuck he's KOed too.
>Return pokemon and leave.

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>>7706694
it's understandable, everytime i polish myself my clothes tend to sell better than usual
so maybe when i have someone important to polish me i wonder how better will i do?

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>>7706787
Like back rubs? I love getting my back rubbed! All night sounds a bit too long for rubs though...

>>7706790
FRANKIE!

>hugs super tight

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>>7706841
Do... We go after him?

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>>7706787
ooooooookayyyyyyy


>>7706800
I heard that even up here.

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Hey guys!
Poochy and I just won our first pokemon battle! It was really tense! I just wanted to let you guys know....

Finally made it to Rustboro City too!

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>>7706843
How about belly rubs all night long?
Your really nice for wanting to buff up my hide though.
Its been a while since I got rubbed just right.

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>>7706852
..Do you want that thing on his arm?
If not, nahhh, he can go.

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>>7706852
.... go get em champ.

>>7706843
>Fuschiafag hugs
>Trying not to cry
>Crying a lot
>So happy to have Zorro back
I thought I lost you, that the Center didn't even bury you right... Welcome home.

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>>7706897
It's kinda cool but he didn't seem like he wanted to kill us.
>Hug the husbone.

>>7706897
>>7706938
I did something?
What a surprise.
-Shelldon

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>>7706868
congratulations kid, it was the same feeling when i started my busisness in the fashion world
>>7706888
i think he doesn't know what you mean girl

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>>7706888
Oh i love those! but umm no offence but you do no have any paws or hands... I never really met a big steel type like you though!

>>7706934
Well.... I have a pretty crazy story...
Long story short I am basically like Xerneas's protege or something now!

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>>7706938
>Hug the baenette
Yeah, just seemed a little weird.

>>7706958
Yeah, good job shelldon.

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>>7706868
Good job dude
>>7706742
You did not what, stud?
>>7706934
>>7706843
I don't want to interrupt crying and hug Zorro time but since you two are here I figured i'd show you what I got you guys for valentines day!
>hands a box of chocolates to Frankie and a box of Pokemon safe chocolates to Zorro

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>>7706958
I know, right?

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>>7706959
I want to believe.

Even if he isn't going to do that, Its still really nice to get polished.
Its been too long since I got touched anywhere really.
And he's just so adorable.
>>7706985
I have a tail and a very careful touch.
I'l be sure to make this just as enjoyable for you as for me.
What do you say stud, wanna take this girl for a ride?

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>>7706958
You did great!
>Hug the lobsterbando.
>>7706991
Yeah!! I'm glad he wasn't evil or anything.

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>>7707004
I did not mean it like that-

>eyes light up for chocolate

Ohh thank you so much!
>hugs

>>7707019
A ride to where? Also Your tail sounds super cool!

>kind of excited about the tail

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>>7706842
In that case it's more of how presentable you look. Better polishing = more presentable.

>Back to drinking.
>Read through the manual again.
>Model 3.0926 can mega evolve three pokemon by switching the Key Stones between three different ones.
>Wait, I kicked the cooler down the cliff.
>Get to training then.

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>>7706991
...
Thanks.

>>7707017
I am honestly surprised.

>>7707066
>Returns the hug
>Evens, tight hug.
>Odds, he bursts a few seams with pressure

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>>7707019
weah being polished is great, i mostly do it myself but i'll after some time i'll ask a person i'm dating to polish me

but at least ask to be polished in the back, or something don't start with the tail
>>7707104
i guess, if i look better my shop ends up looking more sophisticated as a resuult, but i do the clothes myself so it does make me feel better

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>>7706959
>>7707004

Yeah it was so awesome!

Now I'm going to try to hitch a ride over to Slateport. I want to go check out Johto I heard there where some pretty rare pokemon there!

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>>7707068
Just get on the couch.
I'l be there soon.
Get a bunch of rags ready.
>>7707135
I know!
I'm so bad at this, I'm freaking out.

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>>7707125
>He doesn't really notice physical pain so he hugs the gudlobster anyway.
You're doing good, Shelldon!

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I peench.

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>>7707215
...
>Zappy uses Thunder.

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>>7707231
I peench
>peenches

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>>7704862
There's always my restaurant, mon cher.

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>>7707184
i understand you girl being a female steel type isn't easy to find boyfriends you have my shympathy
>>7707155
good luck kid, hope you become a great trainer

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i want to be smothered in dialgas hot ass untill i suffocate

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>>7707184
ok!

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>>7707237
Can one of you please hit the damn thing.
>Buzzo uses Fell Stinger.

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>>7707258
>peench

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>>7707215
I "peench" your cheek you krabby.
>>7707231
Cut that out, or do you want a rape with a rake?

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>>7707265
I peench

>peenches again

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>>7707258
THAT'S TOO BAD, ISN'T IT. MOST OF US DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT, AND YOU WON'T BE AN EXCEPTION.

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>>7707281
>peench

>>7707276
>Buzzo is instantly KOed.
What the fuck.
>Climb ontop of a rock and hide from the madman Krabby.

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>>7707285
I am Tree
>wood hammer

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>>7707290

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>>7707314
>Tree picks up Peenchy the crab
>he offers its soul to Helix at the Altar
>He them Eats the crab and smears some of its blood in a helix shape behind the altar

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>>7707314
>Doots taps for the fallen peencher

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>>7707343
>Bear is now properly scared of tree

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>Bumps into next poster.

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>>7707281
Greetings. I see that impetuous propositions are a commonality in this era. Nevertheless, how are you faring, dear Dialga?

>>7707349
Alas, Father, he fought valiantly.

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>>7707407
the madman.

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>>7707407
>Last was dubs.
>Slams into Bones at high speed.

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>>7707420
DON'T TOUCH OUR HUSBAND.
>Zippers used Shadow Claw!

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>>7707420
>Donk
>Bonehead got run over by a lamp

>>7707190
Really?
...
Thanks.
>Lobster hugs tighter
>Okay, that's definitely stuffing spilling out
-Shelldon

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>>7707438
>>7707451
>Lamp is dead for the fourth time

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>>7707451
>Spray the husbone down.
>>7707452
>Whoops now Zippers is your cuddle buddy.
Kekekeke.
>Hug the Lobster tight.

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>>7707254
>>7707184
There's always a steelfag or more around, girls.

>>7707258
Interesting way to go.

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>>7707473
>Husbonehead is no longer a pancake
>Not that he was, he just took a lamp to the head at high velocity
..Stiiiiitch, why are you mega'd?

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Hey Frankie we have a steelix coming over by the way!

>>7707473
...
Why are we hugging?
Not that I mind...Just asking.
-Shelldon

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>>7707513
UHHH. I dddon't knooow.
>>7707532
Uh. YOU did ggggood and Stitches wanted to hug you! Kekekeke.

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>Arrives at the house of eevolution, knocks on the door.
Ohhh please be the right house.
Its been so long since I had a cuddle and a rub.
>>7707506
Well I have trouble finding them.

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>>7707566
Ohh that mus be her!

>opens door

Hey!

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>>7707561
>Poke the Stitch(?)
You alright, hun?

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>>7707566
>>7707579
>Shiny answers the Door as well
>looks the stealix up and down before Grinning lewdly
dibs on being the bottom

>>7707561
Okay then...
-Shelldon

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>>7707579
Hello there fluffy.
Can I come inside?
Or would the backyard work better?
I got the polish with me, its my favourite brand.
>>7707597
...
Polishing first.

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>>7707506
well i just met a nice guy here in orre while i am on vacation, he's pretty cool he said that he didn't like orre so i inveited if he wanted to live with me in kales, he declined bacuese of his job here and said the he would consider

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>>7707561
>>7707593
Like i said. You better get him under control

hehehe....

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>>7707597
Bottom of what?

>>7707612
Yeah ok! Back yard would be best this house is not too large...

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>>7707637
Lead the way cutie.
You wanted to give polishing a try right?

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>>7707593
What's upppp?
>>7707603
I don't feeeeel anything squeeze harderrrrr kekeekeke.
>>7707627
Eat me

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>>7707662
Oh yeah!
>runs around back with some rags

I need these right?

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>>7707627
What are you talking about, saltshaker? He's fine.
I think.

>>7707688
Nothing, just wondering if you're feeling okay.

>>7707637
>>7707662
>Fuschiafag stares.
Vapey and I are going to have quality time, please try not to break anything.
Have fun!
>Somewhere along the line, he ran out of fucks to give.

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>>7707688
Ew no.

>>7707729
hehehe... ok then...

>>7707688
...
>Hugs harder
-Shelldon

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>>7707729
n͚̣̭̮͓͡ó͖̪͎ Yes ooooof course I am?
>>7707742
Hahaha.
>>7707745
>The purple making up his body starts to drip.
Is that all you gott?

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>>7707742
..is he not fine?
Speak, NaCl based entity.

>>7707781
>>7707745
>Notice dripping
Ooookay that's enough hugging please stop.

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>>7707727
Yes, that will just be perfect.
>gets to the backyard.
Do you want to start?
Or should I rub you a bit before we get started with the polish?

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>>7707781
>Tree joins in on the hug

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>>7707781
>grabs a large bucket of popcorn

>>7707800
Yeah totally.