Pokephilia thread Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most

Do you think a human can impregnate any Pokemon?

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>>7702386
We don't know what egg group humans are in so maybe?
Unless the fact that we give live birth makes us special or something.

>>7702356
>Why is salazzle the purest waifu in all of pokemon?
She could get sex from anyone, she can only get good lovin' from (You)

Reminder that you don't catch a salazzle.
A salazzle catches you.

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wife

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>>7704198
slut

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>>7704439
you and I have different pokemon sir

Do NOT for sexual the Pokemon

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Someone wanted the original for that Delphox image in the last thread, well, I got you senpai

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How do you fug a Mimikyu?

>>7705788
Very carefully

can i have a link to the last thread please?

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Would you fuck this?

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>>7708110

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>>7707123

bumpo

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>>7710373
Or this ...

>>7702386
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human-Like_(Egg_Group)

Go wild.

>>7706665
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7667869/


also?
>>7692260
>>7692814
>>7694808 (because sexpocalypses are underrated)

>>7702386
id hope so

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>>7702386
Possibly.

Could be that humans can impregnate the Human-Like egg group. Since, you know, "human-like".

Or it could be that humans can impregnate all pokemon, since humans and pokemon used to get married.

Charizard goes in all fields.

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>Weavile/sneasel
>salazzle
>roserade
>raichu
>lurantis
>jirachi

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I'm writing a luxray smut. Would you want a luxray?

>>7716975
Yes.

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>>7717044
Alright then
>tick tock tick tock
>the night laid upon the land once again
>the room was dark as usual during this time
>you couldn't see anything until your eyes adjusted to the low light
>the clock was the only thing in the room creating noises
>and the faint crickets that were singing outside
>the cold blue moonlight gave a nice feeling to the living room the female luxray was currently in
>but she wasn't sleeping, or doing anything else than think
>Ray couldn't shake the image of her trainer parts from her mind since the morning
>'Ray', that is what her trainer loves to call her, even if it makes her feel embarrassed in public
>but she doesn't mind it, in fact, she likes it
>this morning, she was going for the bathroom but didn't realised that her trainer was just finishing bathing
>just when she open the wooden door, she glanced inside and in the fog she saw it
>he was naked and his manhood was in the view
>that made her yelp and retreat, earning a confused look from her trainer until he realised what happened
>neither of them said anything about it all day
>and now he is sleeping upstairs in his bedroom while Ray was sitting in the living room
>she hated thinking about it, she wanted to sleep and forget all about this
>but her brain wasn't listening to her
>she wanted it
>her lust was overwhelming her body
>she kept struggling against her will and lust
>it's not easy when you are in heat
>and there isn't any pokemon around this area
>the only living thing inside the house other than her was the trainer
>a soft paw was making circles around her vagina, covering it with her fluids
>she was getting aroused by this, not thinking about her trainer like that ever since he caught and raised her
>'what is going on?' she asked herself, this was too much
>she couldn't resist the temptation
>so Ray keep rubbing her entrance, eliciting a quiet moan
>the carpet was getting stained already
>her orgasm was approaching
Please tell me if I should stop.

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>>7717328
>the rubbing was getting faster and faster
>she let a muffled moan, biting the pillow on the couch so he won't hear her as she hit her orgasm
>she screamed her trainer's name, closing her eyes and rolling her tongue out
>Ray stood there panting, the burning feel was still there but not as powerful
>it took a moment before she realised what she did
>she just moaned his name
>did she really felt something for him?
>her eyes widen, mind in shock
>she never thought she would do something like that
>normal pokemons would want to mate with those of the same species or maybe some different ones if they really want
>but wanting her trainer? A human?
>this wasn't right, at all
>pokemons never mate with human
>or do they?
>before she could ask more questions, she stood on her four legs and began walking towards the bedroom
>she was really going to do this, even if it's wrong
>but it feels exciting
>she let a long sigh, looking at the big door in front of her
>good thing is it was semi-open
>wait
>that means he heard her, her moaning his name
>her cheeks flushed at this though but Ray began to panic
>what if he's going to kick her out? or leave her in the wilderness?
>her thoughts were cut by a loud snoring
>he was still asleep, thank Arceus
>she took courage and got inside the room dark room
>the sleeping form under the blanket was rising with each breath
>she gulped and took a few steps forward
>her heart was pounding like crazy
>she never done this before
>not even with a pokemon, mostly because she didn't care enough
>but now, it's like he was a drug for her, she couldn't resist, couldn't turn back and forget about this
>she wanted him
>she approached the white blankets that covered him
>then her eyes widened in surprise
>a tent was standing right in the middle, creating a tiny pyramid-like form on the blanket

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>>7713538
I'd love to have a Lopunny as cute one as that one. I'd carry her everywhere and spoil her to no end.

Fuck. I'd be a terrible Trainer. I'd do nothing but laze and fool around with my hare- I mean, my team of female Pokemons and get nothing productive done all day.
I'd just live to pamper my girls and expand my collection.

>>7717444
That's basically me.

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>>7717423
>continuing her assault, she grabbed the corner of the blanket with her teeth
>then gently, she took it off, revealing his bare chest
>it wasn't particularly cold in the room, either because of Ray's anticipation or her trainer turned on the heating
>the blanket landed on the floor, her trainer not moving an inch
>so he's heavy sleeper
>she aimed her view toward his underpants, where the tent was located
>her eyes were fixated on it, wondering what his penis would look like
>the thoughts of doing unspeakable things to it, licking, sucking...fucking
>but wanting to do such things made her realize that isn't right
>'This isn't what pokemons would do with their trainers. This is not normal' she keep repeating to herself
>she only heard about pokemons cuddling with their trainers, that was the limit
>but actually having sex with them?
>this is beyond that
>it was thrilling for her, Ray couldn't help herself but to think about taking those boxers off
>and so she did
>moving very slowly as to not wake him up, she took hold of the elastic band and pulled them down
>when she glanced at the prize, Ray was mouth agape
>she stared at the pink rod in front of her
>it cast a shadow on her face as the room was lit by the moon
>she stared in awe for a few moments before pulling herself out of the trance
>this was it, the moment she waited for
>her rear was still burning from the heat
>it was begging to be breed, to be pounded
>with one last gulp, she slowly took a lick of its head
>it was salty, she wonder if this is how humans are supposed to taste like
>Ray got more curious, and started licking more and more of it
>she made sure to stop every now and then to check his face when moaning
>watching him sleeping was making her feel weird in a way but she keep going
>it didn't take too long before the whole length was coated in her saliva

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>>7717780
>Ray watched his face to see if he was still asleep and continued when she saw that he was still sleeping
>she carefully climbed on the bed as to not wake him up
> the luxray sat between his legs, his penis being more solid than ever
>it was a miracle that he was still deep into the dreams world
>she didn't waste any second and took him in her mouth
>first, the head, then inch by inch, she managed to get to the base
>his manhood was twitching, being overwhelmed by the sudden warmth
>Ray stood there with him inside her wet and hot mouth, her tongue licking all around
>that earned a few moans from him
>then she heard something unexpected
>he moaned her name
>'Shit...Ray..." her heart beat got faster as she looked up to see if he woke up
>but his eyes were still closed, and not moving
>does her trainer want her too?
>the thought of him thrusting inside her and moaning her name made Ray hornier than ever before
>she began bobbing her head down his length, making a few slurp sounds
>things were going smooth for a while until his hips began moving
>right then, she stopped when she heard him
>"RAY??"
>'oh no, oh no, what have I done?' she screamed at herself
>she looked up in fear, seeing her trainer shocked face as he saw that his whole dick was inside her mouth
>"Ray...what the hell are you doing?" he asked, almost as a shout
>that made her cringe, closing her eyes, she quickly took his member out, making him moan a little
>Ray covered her face with her paws, letting a few tears form around her eyes
>he couldn't bear to see his pokemon like this, so she regained himself and put a hand on her shoulder
"Ray, look, you don't have to cry about it. I'm not really mad, just confused as you ar...wait, that smell...are you heat, girl?"
>the luxray nodded weakly, still feeling embarrassed about what she have done

>>7718032
"You don't have to hide yourself, Ray. Why didn't you told me, you only made things worse for yourself"
>she didn't understand what he meant
>was he saying that he would be glad to help her with the heat
>that thought made her confused and her trainer realised that soon
"Oh wait, no, I... didn't meant like that, what I was saying was...umm...shit. Look, Ray, I know this is not normal for pokemons and trainers to do it, but I'll be glad to help you if really are okay with this" he said, smiling to reassure her a little
>he wrapped her in a hug, petting her head
"You are my little girl after all, I'll do anything to make you happy" he whispered gently to her ear, still hugging her
>Ray couldn't help but smile back, knowing that her trainer loves her as much as she does
>after a few moments, they broke the hug, him still keeping her paws in his hands
"So, are you okay with this, Ray?" he asked once again, looking directly into her yellow eyes...or pupils
>she nodded once again, this time with more eagerly
>that gave him the green light, grabbing her by the jaw and forcing her into a deep kiss
>Ray was surprised by his sudden actions at first but she quickly returned the kiss
>only when they ran out of oxygen did they stopped from making out
>a strand of saliva connected the two mouths, and their breathing was echoing in the whole room
"Ray...lay down for her, would you?" he demanded, and she obey him with no further questions
>she lay down on her back, presenting her pussy
>it was coated in her fluids, Ray was leaking a river down there
>that only made him harder
>he lowered his head right above her entrance, then with a swift motion, he tasted her liquids
>the luxray moaned as her trainer started licking more and more, feeling his tongue in places she couldn't reach with her paws
>his tongue touched her sensitive clit, making her moan even more loudly
>the feeling of pleasure was overwhelming her entire body, she could barely move

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>>7718202
fug forgot pic
>he parted the outer lips with his finger, then started licking her walls, her insides, lapping at the fluids that she was producing
>Ray's eyes rolled back into her head, she couldn't think straight as she groaned in delight
>she could feel another orgasm approaching, so she jerked her hips forward, trying to get his tongue even deeper inside her
>luxray let out another loud moan as her insides tried to grip his tongue
>a wave of pleasure flew through her, and some fluids were sprayed on the trainer's face
>Ray was breathing fast, her mind was only filled with lust as she still wanted more
>he positioned his member above her opening, the heat radiating from it
"Are you ready, Ray?" he asked her one last time
>she nodded without any doubt, then she felt his penis pushing against her entrance
>he took it slow as to not hurt his pokemon
>slowly, inch by inch, she managed to take all of his girth inside her, panting heavily
>her trainer was also having a hard time controlling his breathing, as they took time to get accommodated with the feeling
"Arceus! You are so tight, Ray" he exclaimed, moving back gently
>just when only the tip was inside, he swiftly went inside, resulting in some grunts
>as time went on, he quicken his pace, pounding faster and deeper inside her
>the luxray was in absolute bliss, mouth agape with her tongue rolling out as he keep thrusting
>sounds of slapping and loud moans were heard, the couple not caring about that since nobody could learn them
>he closed his eyes, trying to hit her muscles even deeper than before, making her groan
"Fuck...Ray, I'm getting closer" he warned her
>Ray could only think about him cumming inside her
>so she didn't protest about it and tried to move her hips in rhythm
>just when she was about to hit another orgasm, he began pounding faster and faster until one last time
>that's when she could feel it

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>>7718267
>the hot semen, flowing deep inside her
>she moaned to the skies, as strings of cum shoot into her womb
>Ray almost passed out because of the delight
>they stayed there in the afterglow, panting like their hearts were going to burst
>her trainer dropped by her side, still plunged deep inside her and not letting any cum escape
>they looked at each other, and kissed gently
"I love you, Ray" he said, staring deeply into her eyes
>'I love you too' she said in her mind, wanting to told him how much he meant for her, then she cuddled with him for the rest of the night, knowing that she found her mate, forever.
Alright, and done. Sorry if it's too shitty or has a lot of grammar mistakes, I couldn't find any story involving a female luxray on human male, only male on fucking pokegirls.

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Luxray is alright

I have proof that Salandit is the lewdest Pokemon:
Y'know how in Pokemon Amie/Refresh, each of them has spots that they like being pet more or less?
Salandit's "sweet spot" is her hands.
The kinky little thing gets off to *hand-holding*. (Salazzle just likes head rubs like 80% of the other Pokemon, unfortunately)

>>7720322
Fucking perverted pokemon.

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Would you impregnate a pokemon?

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>>7719427
Holy fuck thats scary
>>7721316
Yes but only if they were anthro.
If non antro weavile.

>>7721367
Scary? How so?

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>>7721316
>>7721367
>Mewtwo bears your child unapologeticly for the world to see

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>>7721367
>>7721367

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>>7721316
Over and over.

The way I'd be fucking her every day without protection, it would be inevitable.

And watching her walk around with a big pregnant belly, remembering that it's my offspring in there, would just turn me on.

I'd probably end up with more eggs and freshly hatched pokemon than I would know what to do with.

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>>7721683
Its got tendrils instead of a vag which i know fits mimickyu more but still terrifing.

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What do you do when people ask questions about how you breed your pokemon?

And you're the one who knocked them up?

>>7723033
"I have no idea how that got here, but my Pokemon had an egg!"

>>7722704
You and I are brothers.

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>>7723253

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Do you think pokemon actually want to mate with humans?
What if a pokemon does this too you?
Is it okay to fug it?

>>7723902
By all accounts Pokemon pass the Harkness test. Obviously each one is an individual, so not all of them would want to fug a human.

>>7723902
>Do you think pokemon actually want to mate with humans?
Absolutely.
>What if a pokemon does this to you? Is it okay to fug it?
The only acceptable answer is to fug it, if you deny them the inevitable rape is what you have coming.

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Remember to beware of psychic types

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>>7724005
they could be males

/r/ing Lurantis

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>>7723902
>Do you think pokemon actually want to mate with humans?
When you think about it, it really makes sense that they would.

Trainers are constantly encouraged to bond and be intimate with their pokemon. Loving your pokemon, and them loving you back, is the best thing you can achieve.

And it's not like pokemon aren't used to breeding with other things that look nothing like them, when you look at what sorts of pokemon that are compatible.

So a pokemon finding their human trainer attractive is not at all unimaginable.

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>>7724242
real fruit only, no grass allowed

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Are pokemon with multi-nips attractive?

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I need you Salazzle

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>>7723033
Wonder how strong a social stigma it would be to impregnate your pokemon if they were found to be compatible with human genes

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Which pokemon is best at blowjobs?

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>>7725392

>>7702386
Reminder that you never see your dad in most pokemon games and that in breeding the baby is always what the mother is

>>7725008
Humans are implied to just be pokemon themselves so

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>>7725008
At least some people must already be aware of whether or not humans and pokemon are compatible, if only educated breeders. Besides the legend that poké-human marriage was once a thing, it's honestly pretty unrealistic if anybody anywhere at all hasn't tried to fuck their 'mons in more recent times.

I think any stigma would be less about "ew, you fucked a pokemon" and more "hey, you're a father to pokemon now".
Breeding is usually about making a good fighter for your team or trading it away to other trainers or pokemon professors. But as a parent these things would be pretty unethical. And while those things may not be your intention, people could still jump to conclusions.

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>>7725392
Jynx.

Not much room for contest there.

>>7723902
Many pokemon are shown to have near-human intelligence but just unable to speak human language while many pokemon with psychic abilites not only CAN speak human language some are actually smarter than humans

>>7724963
Absolutely, post more

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>>7725392
You posted it

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too many

especially once you mix in kemoshota

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I want to fug Audino

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>>7726925

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i want to heat up my bisharp's steel body

>>7728002
Artist?

>>7725392
medicham

If a human breeds a pokemon then does the pokemon still make an egg?

>>7728878
Probably

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>>7728878
It depends who you ask. Some folks always stick with the egg thing (even though it was made to keep kids from asking where babies come from). Others have it vary depend on the pokemon (mammalian gives live birth). Besides, a bellyful of pups moving sounds more meaningful than a still egg

>>7728878
I like to think that, yes, they still make an egg.

While human girls impregnated by pokemon still have a baby.

>>7725008
The resulting offspring would also likely be crazy strong, if Mewtwo is any indication.

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>>7725392

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>All of these anthroified Pokemonds.
Delet
Remov

>>7702356
>tfw no tentacle porn of those things on her back

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>>7730972
There is nothing wrong with anthro

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>>7731247
Maybe not, but Pokemon deserve to be represented as they are.

>>7731325

Without sexual organs, then?

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>>7731346
Don't get smart with me.

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>>7729838
Now compound that even further with Mewtwo pregnant by a human

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>>7729838
Let's not forget that Mewtwo was created in a lab for the specific purpose of being particularly powerful.

Natural halfbreeds won't necessarily be like that.

>>7731752
>That fucking picture
ProfuselySweatingMan.jpg

UNLEASH THE TENTACLES and vinewhip but mostly vinewhip

>>7731704
What happens if a Pokemon mega evolves while pregnant? Would it put the baby at risk?

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>>7732062
That's something that's come up before in other material, like if a werewolf transforms, does the baby change with it? The answers seem to vary; sometimes the baby transforms too, sometimes it doesn't and the mother's body just compensates and adjusts around it. Either way, typically, the baby isn't negatively affected

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>>7712445
>tfw i can fug and have children with my toxicroak and bisharp
both are made for lewd

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>>7712445
>No Ralts evo-tree.

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This the stealth PokePreg thread?

>>7733047
>How do we explain this to Nurse Joy
Don't bring it up, just say it was another pokemon if she brings it up, doesn't matter that there are no other pokemon here currently.

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>>7733329
Original*

>>7728568
pienji

Pokebump

Anyone else really dislike those pokemon rp threads

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>>7736295
The 'Pokemon are real' threads?
Kinda.

>remember similar /vp/ threads and discussing daily life as trainers, so pretty interested in this
>stay away from the threads for a little while, distracted by other stuff, then take a look into them again
>suddenly people are RPing as pokemon, canon characters, etc.

>>7730587
Underrated

>>7728878
I like to think that a female pokemon still develops an egg but it remains in their body for awhile similar to female humans only not as long.

>>7736295
I used to think as a kid pokemon being real would be a cool thing. But if those threads are how it would be then id rather it not be.

>>7732280
I've heard stories where the baby gets fucking obliterated by the shifting of muscles and bones. I think it was in "only human"

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>>7737836
I agree. On top of that, the circlejerking just puts me off a whole bunch.

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>>7738307
Shaymin is an absolutely adorable, little thing, and the idea of doing something as despicable and sinful as bondage or sexually dominating her on her arouses me to no end.

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there needs more bisharp

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>>7736490
The ones on /vp/ were fun and contained less cringe than I expected
/trash/ contaminated them beyond any hope of recovery

>>7739312
She is sorely underrepresented

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>>7739530
you know it, bisharp a cute

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Can your pokemon work together as a team?

>>7723902
Is it of human-level intelligence? Is it of sexual maturity for its species? Is it capable of giving informed consent? Is it willing? If the answer to any of those questions is "no," then step back. If yes, then get your Kirk on.

>>7740108
One of the reasons I don't do feral.

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>>7740108
>Is it of human-level intelligence?
This is why I disagree with the Harkness test, since it would mean that hot alien babes would never have sex with us because our intelligence is that of sea mollusks compared to theirs.

>>7740715
Im-fucking-plying.

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>>7740902
It'd be hypocritical wanting to fuck aliens chicks smarter than you but being against people fucking beings simply because they aren't as smart as humans.

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How do you win the heart of something that was made without compassion?

>>7741074
Dickings.

If you can't make her love you, you must make her love your cock.

>>7741066
That's not what I was implying; I was implying that the ayylmaos would be so much smarter than we are. Sapience is sapience, and the harkness test includes things more intelligent than us anyway.

>>7741066
It'd be fantastic if someone wrote a story for that image.

>>7741553
There are things that aren't as smart as humans but are still sapient: Dolphins, higher apes, crows... Pokemon.

>>7742893
I would question the crows, and you forgot whales.

>>7743014
Actually crows are extremely intelligent for animals, they're ability to reason is on par with a human child.

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Less talk more pics

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some anon posted this on /vp/
is it a crop or is it the full pic?
Google failed me

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>>7744331

It's the full pic.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=42817275

A shame, really. Pic unrelated but fucking hot.

>>7745819

Don't like Mega Absol or female-defining eyelashes very much, but those glasses and the picture is pretty damn hot, yo.

>>7745776
the only one who kinda looks good in this image is the smeagle

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Cute fennec

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post buggo

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>>7746220
For one of my favorite bug types, I'v not made enough of her, shame.

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So I made a thread specifically for the Fennekin line to parallel /vp/'s phox friday thread but with lewds, and it was deleted. What's up with that? Other single-character threads have been allowed in the past, other series have multiple threads, and it's not like a thread posted once a week at max is going to bump high quality content off the board.

If for some god forsaken reason there's a mod/janitor browsing this thread, can you tell me why it happened? Did someone think this was /vp/ because of the OP?

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>>7725392
Zoroark obviously

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>no frisky, fluffy wives
why

>>7746779
Because the world is a cruel place and our dreams are the only escape.
>for 8 hours

omikuro is so good at lewds, it's a shame that he hasn't posted anything in a while. Did he get hit by a Japanese truck or something?

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>>7746866
wow, forgot image

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S U C C

>>7746120

such is the world of opinions

>all this salazzle
So, serious question: Salazzle is, like, four feet(1.2m) tall. It's no taller than lucario. Why does everyone draw it as being fucking massive, like at least as big as, if not a foot or two taller than everything in the picture, including the trainer? That would make it anywhere from six to eight feet tall in every picture I've ever seen of it.

I don't know, minor things that stick in my head.

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>>7747307
Maybe its just a perspective thing

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I don't know why, but this picture makes my dick diamonds

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>>7747381
Lugia is a good slut

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Tfw crobat has little porn

>>7747504
>Tfw crobat has little porn
>772x718
That's not what I'd call "little" but alright

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>>7747517
You silly goose

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Would you sleep with a Snorlax, know full well she might crush you while sleeping?

>>7747674
Just start out with her on top of you and when she inevitably rolls over you'll be free

>>7747674
Death by sno sno

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I want to fuck a doll

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Pick one (1).

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>>7748058
Same
>>7748155
This one

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>>7748246
>u will never be that weird dewott hybrid donutsteel
I am cry

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Which is better? A single loving mate? Or a harem of pokemon that all love you and each other?

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>>7745776
>>7746096
Fucking Wew lad.....

>>7748155
>right has a gloriously fluffy tail
>left has no tail at all
easiest choice of my life

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>>7748456
That being?

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>>7748429
just 1 waifu, more than 1 waifu will destroy your laifu

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>>7748511
man, this guy's anatomy and fur are really nice

still has fur on the labia though, though I've never really seen anyone draw anthro canines with a distinctly non-furred pusspuss

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>>7748429
A harem, of course.

Everyone gets some love and nobody has reason to be jealous. And you get to mix things up regularly and can do group activities, threesomes, and such.

And with how often I'd have a craving for poképoontang, I think my pokemon would be grateful that they can get a break and let somebody else take over for a while.

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>>7748585
I think a harem might sound better in theory (and in fantasy), but if bogeymen were real you'd probably want a loyal waifu. Having a bunch of superpowered monsters fighting over your affections wouldn't be a very comfortable situation, plus having only one waifu is much more intimate.

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I have a fetish for pokeslugs.

>>7748762
>one is so acidic that its own eyes crenated
>one has a body made of molten rock
you wouldn't have a dick left after that fellatio

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>>7748788
woopsie, original text was showing through and I didn't realize it

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>>7748634
But that's the thing, they don't have to fight over your affections. Ideally.

Having only one waifu could also lead to bitterness, since only one of your pokemon gets to claim you as their own while the others, if they happen to develop romantic or sexual feelings too, can only watch from afar, so to speak.

Both situations have their flaws.

>>7748785
Meh. Flannery can pet them.
Gardevoir can mate 'em.
I'll be fine.

>>7748429
A full harem of 6 pokemon that you bred from eggs and raised to be top percentage of their pokemon type

>>7741657
>you will never have a motherly pheromosa clean your dick up

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>>7718298
Nice

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>>7721316
Without hesitation.

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>>7722704
Are you me?

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>>7725392

>>7748155
I've always been loyal to left and will continue being so

>>7749566
http://i.imgur.com/hmvcsZh.jpg

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>>7749566
>spanish

>>7749725
>uploading porn to imgur
>uploading ANYTHING to imgur
nice jaypeg artifacts

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def. underrated

>>7749818
>caring about shit being uploaded to imgur, especially porn
Didn't want to take up an image, also there's jpeg artifacts because the source was a jpeg.

>>7748268
Isnt that a stunky?

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>>7749849
You fucking idiot thats clearly a Bulbasaur

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>>7749826
True

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Also lets not forget how underrated noivern is...

>>7747307
Possible explanations:
A. Player characters in Pokemon games are like 10 years old
B. Macrophilia
C. Against all probability, they're all Totem Salazzles.

I'm a shameless sizefag, though, so for me, bigger slutlizard queens are the exact opposite of a problem. Mmm.

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>>7749937
Wew...

>>7749986
>tfw ywn go balls deep into that

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What kind of sick fuck likes to touch pikachus in the butt?

>>7750006
People who aren't stupid enough to touch their electric cheeks.

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Alright time to leave...

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>>7750079
Done cumming?

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>>7750105
Nope, time to deliver pizzas