/TLHG/ - The Loud House General Comfy Edition >Booru: ht

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She's a treasure

>>7683665
I want to sodomize that treasure!

>>7683675
Me too lets share

>>7683685
That's why she has two holes.

>>7683670
It's not cheating if he wasn't with her since the begining

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>>7683670
Ronnie deserves nothing but unhappiness and feelings of humiliation at not being Lincoln's.

>>7683701
Why?

>>7683705
No visa.

>>7683670
Why is cuckqueaning so hot?

>>7683670
Its really Ronnie's fault for not tying him down, She tries to be a friend to Lincoln instead of a girlfriend

>>7683707
What's wrong with MasterCard?

>>7683705
She's a bully. It feels good to see bullies not get what they want. Also it's hot.

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Here, have a shit I drew.

I suck with puns.

Have a nice day.

I want to explode my hot man-goo inside Ronnie Anne's brown cunny and give her an anchor baby, if ya catch my drift.

>>7683725
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MasterCard.

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>>7683717
fic where Lincoln has a harem of qts all too scared to make the first step with him, so they all get pissed off with Lynn when she's eventually chosen by Lincoln and she has to face them in elaborate Kill Bill style fights when?

>>7683743
Fuck off Misha
You bowed down to Draw""""friend"""""

>>7683750
How so?

>>7683743
Me too lets share

>>7683768
Me too lets share

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>>7683743
>tfw you'll never drink Ronnie Anne's delicious meximilk after pregnancy makes her mosquito bites swell up

>>7683759

They're butthurt because I agreed to take down some of his pics that he didn't want there. They're still there at the moment if you want to save them though.

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>>7683670
>candy hearts

You deserve it, bitch

>>7683778
Seriously, those things taste like chalk.

>>7683743
I want to take a shit in her pussy and then bust a load ontop of her pussy shit and call it The Sloppy Taco Surprise™ and watch Bobby eat it.

>>7683740
>that snake

dayum

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*blocks your path*

>>7683806
*punts her cunt*

>>7683793
That's fucked up

>>7683806
*Teleports behind her*
*unsheathes penis*
>Heh, nothing personal kid..

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>>7683778
>>7683789
>>7683670

http://jfmstudios.tumblr.com/post/157182461328/playground-love-alright-folks-this-right

>So what’s the story here? Ronnie Anne wanted to give a small box of candy (Sweet Smarts) for Lincoln for Valentine’s day. It was gonna be like a, “Here’s a little gift for ya lame-o. Pssh. It’s not a big deal” type of situation, but in reality…she really wanted to give him something nicer, but didn’t have enough money. She didn’t dare to ask Bobby or her parents cuz it would be embarrassing. She was looking for Lincoln during recess, but saw him walking with Cristina. She hid behind one of those squash walls and listened to their conversation.
>“Oh Lincoln, you’re so sweet for giving me these flowers!”
>“Anything for you, Cristina. Thanks for giving me your biggest Valentine heart.”
>Ronnie Anne couldn’t believe it. She cried and ran back in the school. She soon ate those Sweet Smarts by herself.

>Happy Valentine’s Day everybody!

>>7683806
Nice belt poser.

>>7683789
Except for the red hearts. They were always tasty

Valentines day is the anniversary of my last breakup.

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>>7683819
Fuck that deviantart faggot and his stories. Goddammit

>>7683829
Fuck. Storytime?

>>7683829
Valentine's day is the anniversary of my uncle's suicide.

>>7683829
He broke up with you on valentines day? That's rough buddy

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>>7683842

What, did he make your waifu cry and it hurt your widdle feewings?

>>7683853
Yeah

>>7683853
You're the one who killed DF Misha, bless you goddamn ronniefag

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>>7683844
That's pretty metal

>>7683829
Valentine's Day is the anniversary of my car """accident"""

>>7683867
That was actually me, you're welcome.

>>7683829
Valentines Day was the day I lost my anal viginity

>>7683829
Each Valentine's Day I attempt to suicide, but I'm too much of a pussy for that.

Misery is what I find, always.

>>7683875
No, it was me, puppet. Learn your place

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>>7683887
>>7683875
>>7683867
>all these roaches thinking they did something
Behold your manipulator.

>>7683843
I dated a girl for over a year. We got along well enough, but she had a lot of emotional baggage and I think she had some kind of undiagnosed mental shit too probably. She was always a little too friendly with my best friend. One night we all went to a pool hall together and they were openly flirting with each other in front of me. I'd never felt so much shame in my life. We had a fight about it and the next day was valentines day. I got a breakup text from her. She dumped me through text messages.

I tried calling her, no answer. Eventually she stopped texting me back. I drove to her apartment with a heart shaped box of chocolates and she wasn't there. A flash of inspiration came to me and I drove by my best friend's house and found her car in his driveway.

I got drunk and high alone in a playground filled with snow that night and ate the candies that I liked. It was very painful and it made me rethink my entire life and make some important changes.

>>7683740
Nice!

>suicide out of loneliness
>not suicide out of contempt for the future

>>7683895
You were just pawn in my elaborate game. You think this general means anything to me? 4chan as a whole is merely one tile of the chessboard that is my playground. You are my puppet and I make you dance for my amusement to alleviate my boredom.

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>>7683898
>this entire post

You're joking, right?
Why didn't you bust down the door and kick that nigger's ass?

>>7683924
Because I masturbate to a children's cartoon show.

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>>7683850

>>7683898
Was he black?

>>7683924
>Why didn't you bust down the door and kick that nigger's ass?
probably because he doesn't want a nigger busting down his ass in prison. No 3D whore is worth prison.

>>7683937
don't ever reply to me ever again, cuck. you disgust me

>>7683942
No. I wish he was though to increase the odds of her contracting incurable diseases.

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>>7683945
If his story is true, then why not talk to the friend about it while he was flirting blatantly in front of him?

>>7683975
Because he's a cuck, but a cuck who's not in prison.

>>7683975
You think I didn't say anything at the pool hall? I got mad as shit and just got accused of being paranoid and told I was getting upset over nothing etc...

>>7683975
What was I supposed to do? Cave both their skulls in and then shoot myself? I got dumped by a girl for my friend. Shit happens.

>this thread

>>>/r9k/

>>7684025
It's February, non-virgin.

Now get out of this page, you're a loser!

>>7683898
Man, that's rough. I was in your friends shoes one time. She came over after breaking up with her boyfriend.

You have no idea how hard we fucked that entire day. Girl was a beast.

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morning

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>>7684073
Morning.

>>7683999
>What was I supposed to do?
Do something other than go to the park crying. Bang on the door and demand an answer. Something. C'mon man. Crime of passion charges are fucking light.

Did you atleast talk to him after you found out?

>>7684101
No. I never want to see him again. We were friends since we were in elementary school.

Its not like I didn't do anything about it. Living a good life really is the best revenge boys. When this happened to me I was an unemployed drug addict. I got sober the next day, got a good job that I'm building into a career, started lifting, and eventually got a new girlfriend who I actually love and have stuff in common with. Those two broke up and they're both all fucked up on drugs still.

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>>7684077

>You will never lick her taco flavored cunny

Why even live?

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Should I draw a follow-up to this? Not for Valentine's Day, but soon.

>>7683869
I want to be covered in Loud poop and smell all of their farts

>>7684161
Thicc is always worth a follow-up.

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>>7684158
Thanks for reminding me to kill myself, anon.

>>7684161
Who is that suppose to be? Anyway, yeah do what you must

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>>7684161
Whatever you want.

You should put more *poit* in your drawings too

>>7684153
Well, that's good to hear.

>>7684182

Just a random lady I designed with stupidly big hips.

>>7684180
You're welcome. :)

>>7684249
What do you have planned for this big hipped lady?

>>7684292
Whoa damn! That escalated quickly

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>>7684287

Just a doodle of her sitting on Lincoln's lap while Luan and Luna are spiraling into lust.

>"C'mon dude, go for it! Be a man!"

>>7684309
So you plan to kill Lincoln via ASSphyxiation?
Interesting.

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>Lincoln abuse on the booru

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>>7684332

I just wanna draw Lincoln's sisters being horny, I like the idea that they go crazy every time he's with a girl no matter who they are or whether he's with another girl already. You know how dogs stand beside a bed to watch a couple have sex, you know that old gag? Yeah, like that.

Just them, goin crazy, droolin, wantin to see some action.

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>>7684356
I gotta say that is a real particular interest you got there. I'm curious if there is even a name for a fetish like that. But now that you put that idea into my head I wonder how crazy they would react to him losing his v-card.

Anyway, what are you doing talking to me about it? Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Does anyone else feel that Lucy and Luna should switch names?

>>7684400
>I'm curious if there is even a name for a fetish like that

Voyeurism?

ded

>>7684433
But what do you call it when someone wants to watch someone who is watching someone get freaking? Advanced Voyeurism?

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Alright, so it's a new day and here's a list of the shit that's changed:
All new entrants to the server should see the rules channel first
Three people have been promoted to mods
I played around with the name colours, but in the end they went back to normal mostly
Reopened the suggestion box
Added a shitposting channel
Added a bot

Currently i'm looking around for potential pictures to use for the server image, as well as figuring out how to do emoji stuff.

I remember seeing an image of Lincoln doing the deed with ronnie-ann in his room and all the sisters bust in on him. There was a monitors breaking through his wall with the other sisters watching as well.

They all collectively went "awww"

I really liked that image but I can't remember who made it

>>7684542
How does one join the discord?

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>>7684552
nvm i had it all along

any Lynn x Christina content?

>>7684563
What is Lincoln doing to Ronnie Anne's face? That's pretty funny regardless

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Paunch.

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if trips mods ban pedofags

>captcha: STOP

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>>7684553
step 1: Have a portfolio (art you've drawn/stories you've written)
step 2: contact me or one of the mods, I can be reached at elric225#2405

>>7684587
you failed again. now get out

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>>7684587

>recent post was 583
>tries to get trips

>>7684594
Will there be a content quota to stay in the discord? Or is it just a one and done deal?

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>>7684583
unf nice

I love that uninterested look. Makes me wonder how this all came down. Like Lynn was packing on some pounds and all of a sudden Lincoln was all over her and she did not know why. Eventually she put two and two together. She is not interested in fatshit herself but she does not seem to be adverse to it either

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>>7684613
I would like to think the mods & I can tell the difference between people who want to make stuff, and people who just wanna come in? Ideally, I want to be able to make sure that the discord is run more openly so people don't have to be curious about what goes on in there without making the members feel uncomfortable.

>>7684587
Can someone shoop the JUST hair on this guy already, Halfway there with those eyes

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Luan is love.

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>>7684587

This is how you get trips, you dingus.

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>>7684583
>Navel tonguing
YYYEEEEEESSSS

>>7684648
Alrighty, I'll bug you with one last question. What are the grounds for banishment? I suppose this is more of an issue for people in the discord and not us general folk. I'm just curious as to any kind of guidelines one would need to keep in mind once they join.

>>7684666
>666

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>>7684666
>>7684668

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>>7684683
>>7684683
Before banning someone, I would like to try to simple seperate people causing problems for one another via blocking and muting.

The only reason I can see someone getting banned is if they are causing problems that spill out of the server and into DMs & other means of communication.

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>>7684666
Begone foul temptress!

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>>7684697

>>7684700
I wish you the best of luck and maybe I'll see you there once I get my portfolio all nice and pretty.

How can you people use the word portfolio in this context without laughing?

>>7684583
Nice

>>7684749
What word would you use?

>>7684831
giggle papers

>>7684845
but that only applies to drawings of giggles

>>7684859
Shit. I forgot that that toilet charater existed.

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Post underrated qts.

>>7684866
Lynn is the toilet character. Giggles is the clown character

>>7684920
>>7684929
>>7684941
>>7684950
DELET THIS

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>>7684920
>>7684929
>>7684941
>>7684950

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>>7684955
Hello?

>>7684920
>>7684929
>>7684941
>>7684950
What a perfect moment to FUCKING BOMB THIS SHIT WITH DABBING LENIS :)))

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>>7685018
no

corn

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>>7685023
What if Leni tried to cook you corn but accidentally made popcorn for dinner at a diner?

>>7685066
i'd be fine with it

>>7684920
>>7684929
>>7684941
>>7684950
So who's beating Lincoln up? Lori? Ronnie-Anne?

>>7685080
But you paid for a Cornhusk Jr.
And got a Popcorn.
I'd be disappointed.

>>7685088
Linka

>>7685094
never heard of one of those before. what is it?

>>7685151
I dunno, I like to give things funny names because it makes me giggle like a clown.

>>7685162
...oh.

man, things are going slow this morning.

>>7685203
Mondays, Amiright?

>>7685218
i guess so.

anyone up for a posting game?

Maybe someone can come up with some Valentine's prompts for art and writefags

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>>7685023
corn

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>>7685229
If singles I'll write a Lane and Mrs. Coconuts erotica fanfic I been wanting to write.

>>7685229
Please do.

>>7685221
Like what?

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>>7685241
Nice

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>>7685244
this

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>>7685229
I just want my Lynn in a messy kitchen trying to make chocolate for Lincoln but nobody seems to take it

>>7685249
Should I do it in a typical third person narration or from Mrs. Coconuts' POV? It's gonna be smut.

>>7685251
nope

I'd rather have this than a shitton of unrelated posts

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>>7685262
Third person will be fine. Dunno how it would benefit from PoV.

>>7685262
Third person. Call me a liar, but I think I would probably have trouble properly identifying with a female puppet who gets fucked by a nerd.

>>7685272
Well Mrs. Coconuts would be conscious, this is why I ask, and we'd hear her thoughts and junk, either way.


>>7685276
>He can't identify with a wooden puppet who gets fucked by Mini Gallgher Jr.
Holy fuck get off my board, normalfag nigger.

>>7685229
Sure.

Post your X character, roll for your top three characters to pair with them.

>Exp:
>"Lori: 1-3 Luna, 4-6 Lincoln, 7-9 Leni"
0 is either Lynn Sr. or Rita at the rollers request

Now on to the second to last digit
1-3 - Deepthroat
4-6 - Hardcore Anal
7-9 - Rape
0 - Yandere murder

>>7684635
the dialogue in it straight up implies something involving a bet.

>>7685229
Fic about Lincoln being alone for Valentine's and the sisters try to cheer him up?
Lewd or not, either way.

Maybe they all do lewd stuff to him, one by one, with such things as handjobs, assjobs and lewd outfits and other such things that are not penetration

>>7685289
Lynn
1 to 3 Linc
4 to 6 Chandler
7 to 9 Lars
0 is her dad

>>7685297
Yeah I know that. It was just something that piqued my interest, like how they got to this situation.

>>7684635
Do you think any of the other fat members of Loud House get their flab fucked by Lincoln?

>>7685285
If you think you've got something with the Mrs. Coconuts inner monologue idea go for it. Don't make something safe and boring just to appeal to more of the dick smokers on this board if you have a better idea.

>>7685316
No no, see, I've been unsure, to be honest, I could do it like that a POV, or I could do it third person, either way, I promise I will do my best in not making it boring.
I can try a POV, but I dunno how that'll go.
But I'm willing to try.

>>7685306
No, I'm gonna do Ronnie Anne giving him a valentine's gift. It's those chili lime candies from Mexico.

He spits them out and breaks her little Latina heart.

>>7685314
You're nearing autistic headcanons at this point, stop that.

He just drew Lynn fat and said that it's a bet. He didn't have a whole fuckin story planned out from which he drew that.

>>7685289
Why are all these prompts so rough

>>7685350
god forbid someone have a little imagination and have fun with other works. Jesus anon get over yourself

So anons, with valentine's day coming up, who do you plan to give chocolates to and get some from?

>>7685348
>no, I'm gonna do
I'm throwing the idea out there not requesting it to you a specific someone.
What's the point in denying it with that "no" if the fics don't have anything to do with each other?

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>>7685379
Myself. Lots of them.

>Valentine's Day.
>Lane was usually alone, but he was prepared for this year, he'd been preparing since February started.
>There I lay, on his bed, in my typical outfit.
>"Mrs. Coconuts, Y-You look nice today."
>I was just a doll, to the others, let me give some backstory passed down generation by generation. Only two, really.

Here's a preview of it POV, so keep going this direction?
I can make a few changes to make it third person.

>>7685379
I've got a hot date w-with a girl, she's a fiery redhead and her skin is shiney--I can't lie to you, I'm gonna go to a diner, therapy and then the arcade, tomorrow.

>>7685371
this

might as well just stop making any kind of fic then

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>>7685371
Fair enough, and I apologize for sounding like an asshole but, you're also making it sound like you genuinely think the artist had some sort of big plan behind that drawing that somehow coincides with you're imagination.

Tumblr does that with the whole "I swear this character is [insert retarded sexuality]", as they delude themselves into believing it's actually real.

There are other ways to get the point across that you just have a neat idea/imagining about the art, other ways of expressing it, I mean

>>7685412
Is she Canadian

>>7685448
No she's japanese.

>"Lincoln Loud! I literally need to use the computer for school RIGHT NOW!"
>"If I don't get into college it'll be your fault!"
>Lori Loud came storming down the stairs after asking Lincoln to get off for what seemed the millionth time
>It was only the two of them around this Sunday afternoon, since Lori needed to work on school assignments and Lincoln was reading his new comic
>Upon hearing her older sister in a fury, Lincoln moved away from the keyboard and got up, almost in a panic
>"I-I just finished!" Lincoln said, looking flustered as he ran past a glaring Lori
>She watched him go upstairs and sighed
>"Honestly, what was he doing that was taking him literally forever?"
>As she got closer to the computer screen, she noticed that Lincoln hadn't even signed out and left one of his folders open
>Lori went to close it, but the files in the folder made her pause
>It was pictures of women in fetish gear
>Every single one of them had girls posing half-dressed in sexy dominatrix outfits, some of them even with guys at their feet
>Not exactly the sort of thing Lincoln would willingly show off to his parents or sisters
>Lori's eyes almost bulged out of her head as she clicked each picture
>So this is the kind of stuff Lincoln's into?, she thought
>Her shock subsided, and a naughty smile crept onto her face
>"Hmm, I wonder how Linky would react if I dressed like this?" she said to herself
>"It might be fun to tease him, and he deserves it too."
>She saved a few of the more erotic photos onto her flash drive for future reference, and logged out of Lincoln's account and into her own and started working
>As she was doing so, she heard Lincoln walk slowly back down the stairs
>"Um, I logged out when I was done, right?" Lincoln asked, looking a bit nervous
>"Oh, of course, Lincoln! No worries," Lori replied innocently.
>A look of relief came over Lincoln and he went back upstairs to her room.
>Lori snickered to herself, knowing what was to come for poor innocent Linky

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>>7685483
yes

>>7685444
no man we're just bouncing ideas off of other people's ideas. Like that Lynn pic. You could have it where Lynn lost a bet with Lincoln

also you could spin something in how she gained all that weight. Maybe the bet involved it in some way, its all just to thoughts for new ideas to build on said pic and make something of your own kinda.

>>7685379
I'm pretty excited this year. My girl and I always miss out on Valentine's Day from bad scheduling. This year might be different.

>>7685379
Nobody

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Allahu Akbar!

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>>7685592
That, or she wants to challenge herself by losing tons of weight after eating a lot of food.

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>>7684950
Luan, I don't want to be a buzzkill, but MAYBE you are going too far this time?

>>7685678
>SB is into weight gain/expansion
Gross

Think of all the excess skin left over after repeatedly doing that, she'd look like deflated plastic shopping bag.

>>7685088
Lori, Lynn and Lola are proven bullies.
Luan for the lulz.
Lisa for science.

>>7685483
>A couple of weeks later, Lori and Lincoln were once again alone in the house
>Lincoln was again downstairs on the computer and Lori was in her room
>The fetish wear she ordered and kept hidden had arrived not long ago, and she eagerly got dressed
>The outfit consisted of a black leather corset that barely covered her nipples and emphasized her breasts, long black loose-fitting gloves that reached just below her shoulders, and black high-heel boots that went all the way up to the top of her thighs
>As she looked at herself in the mirror, she couldn't help but notice how good she looked
>She looked so powerful and dominant in that outfit, and it suited her perfectly
>She giggled as she thought of how Lincoln would react when he saw her in this
>She came out of her room and called downstairs to Lincoln
>"Oh, Linkyyyy! Could you do me a favour, pretty please? I need you in my room for a second," she said sweetly
>She went back to her room and shut the door
>Unlike last time, Lincoln decided it would be in his best interest not to keep Lori waiting
>He signed off and went upstairs to Lori and Leni's room and opened the door
>As he entered, he saw Lori standing in front of him, her hands on her hips, and instantly froze
>"So, what do you think of my new outfit?" she said, smiling at him
>He just stared at her for what seemed to him like hours, not saying a word
>Ooh, that's just the reaction I was hoping for, she thought to herself evilly
>"Um...it's, uh, very nice," he muttered as he came to his senses
>His face burning red, he slowly turned around and started walking out of the room
>Suddenly, he felt Lori's hands clamp down tightly on his shoulders
>"Come on, Linky, you barely even looked at it!" she said as she turned him around and pushed him back into the middle of her room against his will
>"Well, uh, I'm not really one for fashion. Maybe Leni would be better?" he said trying to stay calm

>>7685722
Keep going

>>7685722
>Lori let go of his shoulders and ran one hand down his chest and grabbed his chin with her other
>"I really need a boy's opinion on this. You're a boy, right?" she answered in a teasing fashion
>"Yeah, I think. Um, I mean, uh, I know. But..." he stuttered, feeling his face get even more flush
>"Take a reeeal close look then!" she said, as she suddenly clamped her gloved hand over his nose and mouth
>Lincoln's eyes opened wide with shock as his air supply was suddenly cut off
>He tried to escape, but Lori's grip was too strong, grabbing him around his chest holding him still
>"You like how it feels, hmm? How it smells?" she said naughtily
>The way he futilely struggled under her somehow aroused her, to her surprise
>This feeling of dominance, of her little brother helpless against her, was turning her on
>She tightened her hold even more, not letting a single bit of air get into Lincoln's lungs
>She could see some tears coming from Lincoln's eyes, his face slowly turning blue as his struggling weakened
>Lincoln felt his vision blur and his consciousness slowly drain
>Suddenly she let go, and Lincoln fell to the floor, coughing and gasping for air
>Lori bit her lip in arousal as she watched him flail
>"W-what were you thinking?!" he yelled, with a scared look on his face as he sat up facing her
>Lori answered him with a boot pressing against his crotch
>"I was thinking that was something you'd enjoy, hmm? Am I wrong?" she said as she ground her foot against his penis
>"S-stop this!" he said as he tried to move her foot, but it was no good as Lori was too strong
>She kept pushing and grinding, and a strange feeling welled up inside Lincoln
>"Hee-hee. Not until you admit this kind of thing gets you off," she said as she felt his dick harden
>"O-okay, fine! I confess! Now please stop!" he begged almost in tears
>Lori removed her foot from his crotch and smirked
>Lincoln looked down guiltily and started talking slowly

>>7685483
>he deserves it
Sullivan?

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http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=parent:27332

HOT DAMN

>>7683707
>tfw Discover
JUST

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>>7685871

Unf

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Do you think Ultra has a kill list? Do you think is very particular with who he talks with?

>>7684920
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>>7684950
Linka edit WHEN

>>7684581
nosefingering to prep for nasal

>>7684161
follow up where she blows up

>>7685912
Dude you're weird

>>7685966
Ross I just want to know more about you.

>>7685841
>"I-I'm not sure how or why it started, but for a while now, I've been attracted to girls that look and act like you. Kind of bullyish"
>"Well, with 10 sisters with forceful personalities, not to mention Ronnie-Anne, it's no wonder you developed like that," she answered logically
>"But...I don't know if I like this though," he said slowly
>Lori grabbed him by the chin and forced him to look into her lust-filled eyes
>"Believe me, I'll make you like it. It's natural for you. Now lick my boots, top to bottom, boy. And do a good job, or else," she said in a menacing tone.
>As she pointed to her right sole, a look of disgust, and then of resignation, came over Lincoln, as he stuck out his tongue and started licking.
>Lori smiled at him in smug satisfaction, pleased she took control so easily
>She kept silent as her younger brother worked her way to her high heel, wrapping his lips around it
>"Yes...yes, keep going, that's good," she purred as she watched him lick it clean
>His tongue slowly and deliberately went up her ankle and approached her knee
>She felt herself getting a little wet as she grabbed her breasts and gave them a gentle squeeze
>His tongue worked its way past her knee and came up to her thigh, his mouth getting ever closer to her pussy
>She kept playing with her nipples and moaned as she stared at him serving her on his knees
>As he reached the top of her boot, Lori took one hand and pushed his head away
>"Mmm...nice job, Linky. You did well. Just look at how you've satisfied me."
>She then took off her corset, exposing her luscious tits and spreading her dripping pussy to Lincoln
>Lincoln's eyes opened wide with shock
>Seeing nudity in real-life was way different than the little teases in his pictures
>He turned his head away in embarrassment
>Lori was not to be denied, however, grabbing his face between her hands and pulling him towards her vagina
>"You've never seen one before, huh, Linky? Just look how wet and pink my pussy is," she teased

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We need to persecute the thiccfags

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>Lincoln's sweaty fingers tapped at his keyboard, his eyes darting back and forth across the screen.
>He twitched suddenly and gave his mouse a brief flurry of clicks.
>"Dang it," he uttered under his breath, skewing his mouth in disdain.
>His keystrokes gradually became more and more violent as his jaw clenched tighter and tighter.
>His whole head started to twitch along with his eyes.
>He began to mutter unintelligable exclaimations under his breath.
>"SHIT!" he finally hissed, slamming his mouse on the table next to him.
>Lincoln tore off his headphones and slammed his laptop shut before standing up and kicking at the air.
>Then just as quickly as it had begun, Lincoln hung his head and drummed his fingers on the table.
>The eleven-year-old boy looked at his dented laptop and bit his lip.
>"Damnit, that was my fault," he admitted to nobody in particular, sinking back down into his chair.
>With a dead expression, he looked around the dining room to check for any witnesses.
>The room was empty.
>Lincoln ran his hands through his hair and sighed dramatically along with a shake of his head.
>"That was my fault..."

>"What was your fault?"
>He jumped at the boisterous voice and whirled around towards the kitchen door where Lynn stood, holding a half-eaten apple in one hand and an old beat up bat in the other.
>"Geez, Lynn," Lincoln panted, clutching at his chest. "You've been spending too much time with Lucy."
>"Pfft, please," Lynn scoffed.
>She put her foot up on an empty chair next to him.
>"Miss Dark and Depressing has been avoiding me. What's up?"
>"Ah, nothing," Lincoln dismissed with a wave of his hand. "Just a stupid game."
>"Having a hard time clicking those buttons?" Lynn grinned.
>"Hey, fine motor skills take practice too!"
>"So does walking, but we don't hand out medals for that."

>Lincoln couldn't help but chuckle.
>He wasn't sure how or why, but it was difficult to stay salty around Lynn.

>>7685704
Where have you been? He's actively shopping for new followers and fetish chatter in the fatshit threads.

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>You're MY Valentine, aren't you Lincoln?

>>7686176
>Where have you been?
>fatshit threads
Not him but, maybe not in those threads?

Lots of people here come only for /tlhg/, myself included. I'd rather not even glance at other threads in this board

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>>7686033
Now this is the kind of shit i come here for.

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>>7686048
Fat > Thicc, desu

>>7686236
It's a bunch of dumbshit. Might not even be bad to go on and glance at some just for a quick laugh.

>>7686249
>>7686226
cute

This pretty dumb to admit, but does anyone else have trouble making lewd scenes?

>>7686316
Drawing or Writing, and what specifically?

>>7686033
nice

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>>7686303
Lucy and Leni actually make a cute pair.

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I'M LOSING YOUR TRANSMISSION

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Memory Loss Leni

>>7686387
Old Louds are depressing

>>7686378
I SAID FRENCH FRIES

Fanfic about Lisa created a super girly version of Luna, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa.

when??

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>Valentine's Day.
>Lane was usually alone, but he was prepared for this year, he'd been preparing since February started.
>There I lay, on his bed, in my typical outfit.
>"Mrs. Coconuts, Y-You look nice today."
>I was just a doll, to the others, let me give some backstory, I've been passed down generation by generation. Only two, really.
>Pop-Pop made me, back in the day.
>I've been just a doll to the others, but Lane's different, he treats me like a person.
>I know, it's weird! But I like it.
>"Mrs. Coconuts.. Are you ready for our 'Date'?"
>I'd nod if I could, but I can't.
>He walks over to me, he's such a dork.
>But he's MY dork.
>He looks into a drawer, and pulls out a dress, it's black, it's silk.
>If Luke was here he'd make a crack about all I need is healthy breasts that bounce. That bounce. On an italian leather sofa.
>He began to remove my clothes, he was always very gentle doing this to not break me, but now he's shaking, he's nervous.
>"I hope you don't think I'm a pervert--Why do I feel so weird changing you clothes now?" Lane spoke in a hushed tone.
>Lane stuck a hand into my back, where my workings to make my mouth and eyes move are, as he removed my sweater, I was topless now.
>"Look at you, you're a mess, you're shaking more than a poodle in winter." I said.
>"Well that's only because..--Well you know!"
>"You've seen me naked before, what makes today different?" I asked him.
>"Because this is the day our professional relationship becomes an intimate one, and those are the bare facts." He said, laughing at his own lame pun.

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>>7686406
>"Maybe if you spent less time looking and more time dressing me, everything'd be less weird for you." I rolled my eyes as I say this.
>He starts to pull off my skirt and put me in the dress he had, finally! He was making it awkward.
>"Where are we going for our date?" I closed my eyes half-way and put on a sultry tone.
>Lane panicked maybe I laid it on too thick.
>He loosened my ponytail for me.
>Now I looked less like the type of girl you'd take to a drive-in movie and the type of woman you take out for a night on the town.
>Whatever Lane had planned I didn't care, as long as we were together, that's what was important to me.
>"Wait! I have something else!--" Lane sat me on the bed, my eyes still half down in a sultry stare, he went back to the same drawer, and pulled out black black panties, nothing to fancy, they were light and--They were transparent.
>Lane sits back next to me, putting his hand into my back once more.
>"You really are a pervert, you know that, Lane?"
>"No--Come on this is classy!--We've got the house to ourselves--We--Come on!"
>"It's okay, I like you, but don't think I'm not onto you. Leaving me facing your bed at night when you--"
>"Let's get you into these new panties!" Lane was surprisingly quick and didn't make it weird, he tossed my pink panties to my other clothes.
>"Mrs. Coconuts would you mind looking in that box over there?" He pointed to a cigar box where he usually kept cards and smaller props, there were high heels in the box, I knew Lane had been preparing all month, but this was ridiculous.
>He removed my sneakers, socks and slid my feet into the black high heels.

>>7686449
>"So is this just a one-time thing or will you always give me nice things like this?" I was joking but, I guess my sense of humor was never funny, that's why he was the funny one and I was the straight man.
>"Oh come on, Mrs. Coconuts, this took so long to--"
>"I'm joking, Lane." I continue my sentence.
>"Let's go on our date. What's going to happen first? A fancy restaurant? An opera? Getting shot behind said opera theater as our young son cries over our corpses?"
>"I know it's not much but I've been working on making dinner for us.. Maybe some Charlie Chaplin or Three Stooges shorts.. Something we both like." Lane said with a boyishly charming smile.
>"That sounds. Nice." I'd smile at this dork if I could, setting this all up, making me feel so special, just for a quiet night in, I'd love to see what he'd do if we went out.


That's it for now, it will get lewd, sorry this part was just playing dress-up.

>>7686033
>"N-no, stop. You're scaring me!" he begged as he tried to turn away but it was no good
>Lori mashed her pussy right up against his lips
>"Mmmm, oh yeah. That feels so good", she moaned as she forcefully grinded her pussy against his face
>Once again, Lincoln tried to escape, struggling to breathe, but he knows at this point he's no match for Lori
>"C'mon, Linky, use your tongue again. Get it right in there or else," she ordered
>Frightened, Lincoln stuck his tongue out and guided it past her folds and deep inside her lower mouth
>It was all soft and wet, and he took his time licking all over inside her
>Lori put one hand behind his head, pushing him ever deeper, as she tweaked her nipple with her other hand
>She knew this wasn't right, and this had gone on way further than she planned, but she didn't care
>It felt so good dominating her little brother, having him satisfy her every need sexually
>Her breathing became deeper, her face became ever redder, her moans intensifying
>"Oh, god...oh, yes...oh, Linky, more. More!" she gasped as she rocked back and forth
>She came ever closer to orgasm as Lincoln's tongue kept working its way inside her pussy
>Just as she was about to cum, she pulled on Lincoln's hair and yanked his face away from her
>"H-hold it, Linky," she panted, "I think I'm all set now."
>Lincoln panted for air as he spoke
>"S-set for what?" he said nervously
>"Set to take your virginity," she answered with lust in her eyes as she reached for a pair of handcuffs that came with the outfit she ordered
>Lincoln tried to scoot away in a panic, but Lori leaped onto him
>"Stop! Let me go already! I don't wanna do this!" he yelled, but it was no use
>Lori cuffed his hands behind his head, making him helpless as she ripped off his shirt and took off his pants and underwear, rendering him completely nude
>Seeing him struggle naked with tears in his eyes, Lori could barely hold back from just riding him then and there, but she wanted to play it out a bit

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ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u

HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Leni and the Jetts<<
Author: themaninthecouch
http://pastebin.com/m70XN3hT
CONCLUDED - Last Update: 12-02-2017
>Leni has an unusual and illegal part time job to help support her family.

NEWS & Q/A
>>We will miss you Brointhecouch EDITION<<
On another note, my job is taking me overseas for about 9 months, and I might not have reliable internet where I'm going. I'm gonna try and finish that green 'the size that counts' before I go. This is might be my last Sunday evening posting here for a while, so thanks for reading what I've wrote since I bought my ticket for mr loud's wild ride. If I don't have internet over there, I hope the general is still alive when I get back!
-themaninthecouch

>so this is my official debut to fic writing
http://pastebin.com/WL88rWXP
Smoke 'Em Out
BasqueCountry

>(The neet Lori/Lincoln fic)
http://pastebin.com/4kTEqEgw
I Don't Need Relationships
fishnchipz/Nito

>If you want to see what I wrote here ya go. I don't plan on continuing it, I didn't like the story I was making.
http://pastebin.com/rLn5STTV
Lori's diary
a guest

>Here ya go I'm gonna head to bed
http://pastebin.com/5xy4jDTP
Lori instruction video
JestSumguy

>update
http://pastebin.com/PrvMHKMt
Sex Truth Sex or Sex Dare (starring sexy incest kids)
DoktorSoos

>If anyone here understands what the fuck this is referring to I'll be so happy.
http://pastebin.com/p5E0WQE0
Foreverial Tied-Up Lincoln Loud
Eospag

>Ok so 2 things
>apparently I'm in charge of DFs discord now?
http://pastebin.com/KyFJGyC2
Living Loud talent agency part 3 (WIP)
cedric225

>With this update, leni and the jetts is finished. New stuff on line 1681
>Thanks for sticking with it for those who did, and I hope you like it!
http://pastebin.com/m70XN3hT
Leni and the Jetts
themaninthecouch

>updated
>new shit on line 91
http://pastebin.com/dHM42Hqr
Not out of love, but of control (wip) (NSFW)
hypnobob

>>7686454
>>7686449
>>7686406
Never cared about r63 but this is pretty interesting

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>>7686378
>>7686394
↑ THIS, I kek so hard

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Gimme an idea for a Lola V-day pic.

>>7686596
She kisses Lana's frog in hopes that it'll turn into a prince

>>7686596
Lola gets a heart-shaped box filled with pics of black dicks.

>>7686626
This

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>>7686596
Lola gets a crush on a male competitor and has to balance between focusing on winning, holding back her competitive nature to not hurt his feelings, and to show him she's into him without being too obvious.

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Here's a new Leni

>>7686625
A bestiality fic, I like it

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any request?

>>7686635
Before someone speaks
This post isn't me.
I agree with it though
(well obviously).

>>7686637
kinky Lolacoln

>>7686637
Lola helping Lucy dress for some vampire ball

>>7686637
Lincoln watching over a date between Bobby and Lori with a sniper rifle.

>>7686637
this with Lola and Leni

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>>7686637
This with Lincoln?

>>7686677
Seconding

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>>7686596
-Mad cupid Lola
-Wearing a skimpy heart outfit for a pageant
-Forcing Lincoln to take her out on a date
-Embarassingly trying to ask Lincoln out on a date
-Bubble butt Lola(which is supposed to look like a heart) with "Happy Valentine's" written on a cheek

>>7686637
>>7685258

>>7686685
Seconding #4 and #5

>>7686596
Oh, PIC.
I thought you said FIC.
I'd probably go with a seductive cupid Lola, or her lying on a bed with flower petals surrounding her in a heart shape, or her forcing someone into being her valentine in a femdom kind of way.

>>7686705
>her forcing someone into being her valentine in a femdom kind of way.
This seems appropriate for her. Seconded.

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>>7686378
>"Nein, help us! Ve are sinking!"
>"What are you 'sinking' about?"

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>>7686596
>Gets a box of chocolates from secret admirer.
>Spends all day thinking about all the possible hot oiled up muscly dudes that could have sent them to her.
>Turns out it was Lincoln who did the same for all his sisters.
>She spends the rest of the day disappointed but starts thinking more and more about how Lincoln's not such a bad choice.
>Can end with her sneaking into his room at night to 'thank' him.
>Or not, I'm not your boss.

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Hey /TLHG/, would you ever put your brain in a robot body?

>>7686875
i unno

probly

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>Lana looked up at Lincoln with a raised eyebrow.
>"Are you sure about this?"
>"Of course," he assured her, patting her cap. "This is like the grossest thing grown ups do."
>She looked back down at the penis in her face.
>"I don't know, Lincoln..." Lana said slowly. "This doesn't seem THAT gross."
>"Trust me, it's so gross I'd get in trouble if you told anybody I told you," Lincoln claimed, stroking his member.
>With a slight hesitation, she reached forward and poked the tip.
>She pulled back in mild surprise when the entire thing twitched and bobbed up and down.
>"Keep going..."
>More confident, she wrapped both hands around the shaft and looked up at her brother, who was biting his lip and looking at her with a strange expression.
>She couldn't put her finger on what it was, but she didn't like it.
>Nevertheless, she did what Lincoln had told her to do and put her mouth on the head and started to lick it.
>As she ran her tongue around the tip (which was harder than she thought it would be), Lincoln grabbed her hands and started to stroke them along his cock.
>His eyes glazed over and he sank back onto his pillow with a happy sigh.

>Lana frowned as best she could with her mouth full, but she didn't stop.
>That is, not until Lincoln pushed her head down a little farther and she gagged.
>"Why did you do that?!" Lana coughed, wiping the spit from around her mouth and glaring at him.
>"That's part of the gross thing," Lincoln said innocently. "If you put the whole thing in your mouth, white stuff comes out."
>"White stuff?" Lana asked with suspicion. "I thought you said that's where you peed from."
>"That's what so gross about it."
>Lana looked at the slimy dick for a minute, wondering if it was worth it.
>She looked up at Lincoln one last time and her resolve melted in the light of his genuine smile - not at all like the weird one from earlier.
>With a tiny smile of her own, she grabbed hold of the penis and put it inside her mouth again.

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>>7686875
do I have complete control over my robot body or would I have some kind of override that allows me to be controlled? can I still feel or am I just another tool to be controlled? Will I live forever or will I eventually end up rusting and falling apart? can I shitpost?

>Fanfic about Lisa created a super girly version of Luna, Lynn, Lana, and Lisa.

when??

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>>7686875
Trans Lucy would.

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Here, have a shit I drew.
Being bored in class makes you do weird things.
Have a nice day.

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>>7686680
A sketch for you, sir!

>>7686393
Yeah. The Louds in their twenties are amusing, but it's like most of them hit a steep decline after 30 or hell even 25. And when you really think about it and the Loud's personalities, it makes a lot of sense. Lori would become a burned out whore raising a kid or two on her own, Leni wouldn't do anything of note, Luna would likely blow her brains out after her music career fails miserably, Luan would likely get sent to a shrink and forced to take a myriad of prescriptions that turn her into a zombie, Lynn would become that one big gym coach who hates men, Lincoln would likely become a career criminal... The list goes on. Only Lisa and Lily have clear bright futures ahead of them, the others are very hazy.

>>7686939
Nice job dude! I take it you're happy Bray won last night?

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>>7686909
You live however long you want and you have 99% control.
That 1% is that you can't shitpost

>>7686946
I am. Shame that they're only having him be the champion until WrestleMania...unless Orton decides to go for the Universal Title instead.

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>>7686945
>Luan would likely get sent to a shrink and forced to take a myriad of prescriptions that turn her into a zombie
I'd love to see that

>>7686946
I am my man, I really am.
But like they always do, WWE will manage to fuck it up.

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>>7686930
>trans didn't mean transsexual
>it meant transhumanism

>>7686950
but what qualifies a shitpost? what are the identifying factors?

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>>7687008
I'm transhumanist.

>>7686943
fuck dude thank you so much! i love it!

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>>7686056
Hey nice, cont...?

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>>7686904
Nice

>>7687046
I'd rather not. I stole somebody else's prompt for this.

>>7686875
I've already transferred my consciousness into a quantum computer and I'm currently running an ancestor simulation to get a better understanding of what life was like in the 21st century.

>>7686875
Only if I can continuously upgrade the thing and keep my old body preserved for posterity.

>>7687087
What do you mean you stole it?

Nothing wrong if two people write the same idea, not like the contents are gonna be the same.

>>7687120
Yeah, but the other guy won't write it if someone else has already done it, and I want to see him do it.

ded

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someone asked for this a couple threads ago I think?

>>7687354
Oh yeah I remember that

>>7687354
dats a cute leni

>"You really wouldn't mind treating me to another, sweetie? Fine, lets get one more margarita over here than."
>"Thanks... Huh, you know I thought I was past the age where boys asked to buy me a drink. Having eleven kids makes you think that sort of thing is over."
>"You probably just feel sorry for me huh? How old are you?"
>"Jesus, you're young enough to date my daughter. You shouldn't waste your time humoring me, sweetie. Go have fun! You could probably go home with any girl here."
>"I am most certainly not kidding, young man! You're special. You actually listen when a girl talks. Believe me, I've had a lot of experience with this sort of thing. You're one of the nicest boys I've meet in the last twenty years, and you're a cutie too. You'll make some girl very lucky one day, I promise..."
>"I'll warn you something though, don't just give up once you're married. It gets old fast. Then before you know it, you're having kids just to spice things up. Hahaha, I-I guess we didn't know when to stop! First there's Lori and all of a sudden, we kept trying for a boy. Then we said we'd stop after Lincoln... but it was just so boring. It's like we finally saw for the first time in eight years that we weren't even in love anymore. So then Lucy happened. We said Lily's the last. She won't be..."
>"Oh god, I'm a mess. I'm sorry to pour my heart out like that. Really, you should be doing something better with your night than listening to me."
>"..."
>"You're so sweet. What do you even see in me?"
>"..."
>"...D-don't say that. I'm an old woman-"
>"..."
>"No! This is just how mom's look. I'm not curvy or anything. Really, it's not like that. When you get to my age, it's not the same."
>"You're not one of those boys are you? The ones that like... what are they called, M-I-L-Fs or something? Not to say that-"
>"..."
>"I don't think I've been called "sexy" in over ten years. I-I really I don't know what you see in me, but it... it makes me feel a way I haven't felt in a long time."

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God damn I wanna love Leni in the purest way there is.

My dick smells

>>7686637
Crossdressing Lincoln playing videogames, while Ronnie Ann sucks him off.

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>>7687440
Whoa momma

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>>7687541
Gross.
But same.

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I want the Louds to all wear diapies and shit in them, then put me in a small container and bury me in all of their used diapers

>>7687653
fuck off diaperfag

>>7687578
fuck the memes kazoos are the fucking shit

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>>7687653
>looks at you with complete disgust

>>7687653
And I want you to remove yourself from the same universe I inhabit.

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>pedofags

>>7687440
>"..."
>"What do you mean 'take me out'? Where would we go?"
>"..."
>"I-I'm sorry, but I'm married. Even if it's 'just as friends', it'll look wrong for a woman my age to be with you. I could be your mother."
>"..."
>"Awww! No, it's nothing to do with you! It's..."
>"Listen, I really did mean what I said, and if I were twenty-three again I'd say yes in a heartbeat. But it's just not like that anymore."
>"But, the truth is you do make me feel so much younger..."
>Okay, it'll do it. Now you have to realize this isn't going anywhere, alright. I'm married. So, when did you want to do this?"
>"What do you mean right now!? We're leaving!? Uhh, o-okay. Should we take the same car?"
>"Oh god, I can't believe we're doing this. This is so exciting!"

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They caught me watching the ass of a girl I like.

>>7687725
By the way, were should you go on a date with Rita.

>>7687739
>literally worse than hitler

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>>7684161
I realized I haven't talked to a cute girl in a long time because when I got her number I got a boner