ERP Thread Ayy Lmao Edition Previous: >>7678874

First for stop using furshit opening images.

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>>7682789
Hey I'm an lmao

>no snek to fug
Feels badminton.

Please refrain from using furry OP images 75% of the time. It's misleading.

>>7682806
lmao, not lameo.

>>7682804
>>7682809
>X-Com
>furshit

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>>7682809
>scaly
>Furry
???
>>7682813
I-I'm not a lameo! I'm cool!

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>>7682816
>Contrarianism = good taste

>>7682816
>anthro
>not furry

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>>7682808
Anon...you are the snek.

>>7682827
unpuff pls

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>>7682833
>

Are aliens furries?

Cards Nao

>>7682846
No.

>>7682846
No. Just patrician taste.

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>>7682846
The real question we should be asking: is XCOM 2 a good game?
I'd say ???.

>>7682844
Acceptable. Let's not encounter this situation in the future or I'm going to arrest you.

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>>7682846
No. Just good taste.
>>7682848
I dun have one
>>7682867
Fucking do it slut. I've been HITTIN' THE GYM

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>>7682818
(I had a great time too, good night anon)

Reminder to cast your vote in the upcoming biggest bloodbath of ERP history
https://strawpoll.com/bwesgwf

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>>7682880
But can you do this?
>turns into vapor

Anyone else here got a big dick or is it just me?

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>>7682848
>bangs head against table because dumb move.

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>>7682938
Dick?

>>7682948
Play with my dick.

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>>7682917
Do wh-- Hey, wait, W-What?!
>panics

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>>7682916

I'm.. I'm still at only two votes?! This... this is all opinions! That's all it is! I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'm the best solo player in ERP Online, there's no way I can lose to any of those people! They're all big guys, so I'll have the advantage in speed. Combine that with my unparalleled sword skills that can deflect even bullets and this melee should be an absolute cinch. R...right...? SH-SHUTUPI'MNOTINSECURE!

>cries externally

>>7682948
ya

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>>7682960
Can I see it?

>>7682953
It's made of yarn?

>>7682964
na

>>7682945
>.png
what trickery is this

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>>7682956
>reforms very carefully
Outplayed.

>>7682959
go to sleep please

>>7682964
No, but you can touch it all you'd like.

>>7682959
But you can't get pussy. Mercy loves da Roadhog dick

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>>7682971
It's just an ordinary file anon. No need to get so worked up about it.

>>7682980
but you can't make a png file on apple products right
HOW DID YOU DO IT
FUCKING TELL ME

>>7682945
Holy crap, I had no idea you did ERP as well.
>EST
Nigger, it is like 6 AM for you. Go bed.

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>>7682972
(No! I still have 3k more points to go for the weapon and then I can start going for the 60 wins mount, 30 in The Feast and 10 in Frontlines which leaves 20 in whatever I feel like! I WILL have the Garo stuff! I took like a 15-20 minute power nap, I'll be fine!)

>>7682974
And so does D.va. Which is why I have to do something I never thought I would ever have to do: Train.

>cue training montage complete with music
>LIVE TO WIN
>TILL YOU DIE
>TILL THE LIGHT DIES IN YOUR EYES

>>7682988
An app.
>>7682992
I can't sleep if I'm hungry and I have to watch my dumbass brother to make sure he doesn't break anything again.

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>>7683010
boy you have M O N T H S
and the Garo gear isn't even that good

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>>7682969
Awww...

>>7682973
Uhh.. I don't know anon, I want the dick to be made of yarn.

>>7683024
How would that work, though? The dick won't be able to cum if it's made of yarn, y'know.

>>7683015
Good luck with that, I've had to wrangle a few tards in my day too. You have fantastic taste in females, I'd love a shot at trying to make you cum some night.

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>>7683019
>Feeds Kenny

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>>7683019
>and the Garo gear isn't even that good
>being the goddamn Golden Knight isn't that good

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GO TO BED ANON

please
being up this late is not good for your health.

>>7683055
>eats, then falls asleep with a smile on her face

>>7683057
It looks like shit on literally everyone, even catbois. The gear is shit, and it's all just a failed attempt to garner a playerbase for their godawful PvP.

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>>7683057
also its ilvl 235 u fuckin weeb you can run A12 and get better gear

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>>7683069
all gear looks good on elf girls

t. elfgirl

ok goodnight

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>>7683069
>even catbois

B...but I'm a catboi

>>7683071
>ilvl 235

Well, I can't finish the MSQ without iLevel gear higher than 150 anyway

>>7683040
There's always a chance that you will. I'll be here for a while. Lurking at the moment desu but I'll be back in say 2, 3 hours. Unless of course that guy from earlier is on.

>>7683084
>implying anyone plays those ugly ass giraffes

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THERE IS ONLY ONE COMMANDER AND BRADFORD HIS PROPHET
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO

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Sleep is the most important part of the day. You need to sleep to recharge your energy for a new day full of adventures.

>>7683071
it's ilvl235 pvp gear, you shouldn't be taking that to pve content in the first place

>>7683099
The Sweater is love. The Sweater is life.

>>7683097
fuck you I'm B E T T E R than you

>>7683093
how the fuck do you not have ilvl 150 gear like goddamn son
run fucking ARF for welfare 230s with Lore and get a Padjali from POTD

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>>7683128
>image

>>7683102
Just had me some sleep. Should I go to sleep again?

>>7683128
>playing games with lore

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BLAST INCOMING, GET DOWN.

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>>7683134
If you already had a comfortable sleep I don't see why you should return to the bed. Go on with your day and don't forget to sleep at night.

>>7683136
http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Allagan_Tomestone_of_Lore

>>7683137
WATCH OUT.
>Tackles the American soldier down to the ground before a grenade takes them out.

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>>7683128
>how the fuck do you not have ilvl 150 gear like goddamn son

Because every time I hit level cap with a job I always go "Hmm, you know I'm not sure I want to make this my main job" and level up another class. It's happened like 4 times already and I'm pretty sure it's going to happen again when RDM and SAM come out.

>>7683137
Yo...YO! Why the fuck are you blowing up my house, you crazy bitch?

>>7683095
Did you just call out for some other anon while I'm trying to chat you up? Thanks but no thanks, I'm insecure enough as it is already. Have a good life.

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>>7683118
>Tfw through the magic of XCOM 2 my MSGT assaults can finally go into close range in the comfort of a Bradford Pattern sweater

Seriously though fuck aliens

>>7683157
I ain't in this for faith babe. Just for the hell of it.

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>>7683150
my man I don't know what you're doing here
within a week of hitting 60 I'd cleared Alex
If you're grinding PvP you probably have enough lore for a set anyway

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>>7683174
>my man I don't know what you're doing here

Having fun

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>>7683185
That's illegal and you know it
>falls asleep again

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>>7683164
>Seriously though fuck aliens

My nigga.

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>>7683152
>Anon's house crumbles into pieces as she dramatically jumps out of the explosion.
Tango down, mission accomplished.
>Now anon had to live in the street like a beggar.

>>7683147
AArhghhr!
>The sound of the explosion vibrates inside of her ears as she closed her eyes.

Netorare or Reverse Netorare?

>>7683218
>The anon's eye twitches as debris from his house smack him in the head.

WHAT? What the FUCK are you talking about?

>>7683218
>Their was a ringing in the anon's ear from the grenade explosion behind them, but not even that could drown at the sounds of soldiers shouting and bullets flying over them. He pulls the American up onto her feet and shouts
RUN SOLDIER RUN. GET TO THE BUNKER.
>before he makes a mad dash to it, shooting at any enemy troops that block his way.

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>>7683194
Aw man, thanks for reminding me I don't have a squad pic from my current campaign. Have some assorted operators from pre-long war 2 days in a fucked resolution. I miss double sized pods but at the same time I don't think I'd miss them with how scary the pod comps are in LW2 nowadays.

>>7683247
It technically all being NTR aside, reverse NTR is far superior.

>>7683247
Females can be cucked too. Reverse NTR isn't a thing.

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Virra in charge of hiring yes men autists

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>>7683273
(I really do not think Kirito would go over well in that server since his whole shtick is being the world's biggest sociopath)

>>7683289
Jiro, they don't want you back for anything more then a sign they got better. You are an Icon to people and they will never see you as a person again.

>>7683247
Men being stolen away is hotter, so.

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>>7683297
Maybe an icon for this.

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>>7683297
>and they will never see you as a person again.

(Woah... why did that cut so deep)

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>>7683318
Because you've been objectified by what you se as family. They looks at you and see power. Whoever claims him gets it...
At least that's how I see it.

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>>7683250
>The honorable soldier before him pats his shoulder, trying to calm him down.
Orders our president, this house had to be demolished. I know you understand, citizen. Please now go on with your day.
>She grabs her weapon and turns around, walking away to the jeep.

>>7683253
YEAAAH!
>She respond, feeling a bit dizzy after the near granade explosion. The soldier runs over to the bunker, trying to go as fast as she could, her weapon was lost anyway, she was defendless but luckily her partner that was covering her way to the bunker. She kept running, trying not to look at the dead bodies falling onto the ground until she finally reaches the bunker.

>>7683329
Orders of*

>>7683328
Nah, you're right on the mark. They're trying to get people back, and talk in the threads to show that they've recovered. It's also why we're suddenly seeing screenshots, polls with discord only people, and organized shitposting about the most random people.

>>7683318
Because you stopped being you. You where instead crafted into a symbol of the threads. "If Jiro gets his happy ending, everyone wins" is the kind of thing that is spoken like a fable of this place.

NTR is bad and you cannot prove me wrong

>>7683329
>The anon runs up in front of her, standing in front of the jeep door and blocking her way.

You obviously don't know anything because I don't understand. Why the hell would he order you to demolish my goddamn house? That's absolutely asinine, I was still in the goddamn thing when you blew it up too! I could've died!

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>>7683328
(I'm nothing special though, in the grand scheme of things. You say as if this is some I'm special chosen one, and which ever side I'm on is the side that wins sort of thing. Truth is I wasn't really talked to all that much in the Discord. I can count on one hand the amount of hits I got from posting my card on one hand and still have fingers left over. In all honest, I thought about going back. I still do sometimes. But I ask myself "If I go back, what has changed? Will I just lurk and not do anything until I breakdown for whatever reason and leave again?")

>>7683352
>If Jiro gets his happy ending, everyone wins

(See above. I'm not that special. Just because I pick up Kirito doesn't suddenly make me the main character of anything.)

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>>7683355
Is good cause it felt nice when I fucked your waifu.

>>7683329
>At the front of the bunker, there was another soldier providing covering fire with a mounted Browning, taking down tangos as if they were flies. As the enemy was surrounding them, the only escape route was a tunnel near the center of the structure, guarded by another soldier. Most of the friendly troops have already evacuated, so he was waiting for the anon as well as the American to evacuate as well. Just as the two make it to the tunnel, the machine gunner and the other soldier were both shot dead , causing the anon to curse out loud.
FUCK. GET IN SOLDIER. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
>When the two would jump down inside, the anon would lock the tunnel behind them, silently praying that the enemy wouldn't follow.

>>7683383
GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK ON DEATH STRANDING YOU ASSFUCK
"BEFORE" 2019 MY FUCKING ASS
GOD DAMMIT

>>7683352
I think you're overestimating how much people outside of discord cared for jiro. Hell, you're overeating how much people in discord cared for jiro.

>>7683247
Netorare, but I'm the girl.

>>7683372
You didn't try and be something special, the discord pushed you into being something special. Virra pushed you to be an Icon so they could use you as a symbol of how great their way was. Then you got into your thing with Jinx and people like Lore used you as a symbol of how great their way was. All you've ever been is used by others since we read the first chapters of your happy story, before it turned into a tragedy.

>>7683399
>Jiro is a massive tool
Wow, I'll alert the media with this breaking newsflash.

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>>7683355
(You're a good man, anon.)

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>>7683391
Del Toro-san is ghost directing it for me while I shitpost on chan of fours.
I hope you rike it.

>>7683399
Jeasus this is some damn chuuni shit why do people use these servers.

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>>7683399
>All you've ever been is used by others

(Story of my life.)

>>7683399
(Ayyyyyyy)

>>7683412
(You NTR everyone just by existing, shoo shoo)

>>7683372
Coming from a newfag who has barely touched the tip of the drama, I can safely say that it's fairly obvious even from an outsiders point of view why you're so "special". You may not try to be, but they will force you. I've seen it.

>>7683412
>>7683417
>>7683422
The fucking trinity right here

>>7683434
>Holy trinity
>A newfag like Owain
PFFFTTT

>>7683442
Karl or Lupin are better?

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Yes
YES
YEEEESS

>>7683442
If Kawai still posted he'd a great round off to the trio of them. The young likable guy to counter the depressed likable guy and the old likable guy.

>>7683372
Jiro, I think you underestimate just how highly this little ERP community values you.

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>>7683470
>Purposely trying to inflate someone's ego so they'll crash and burn even harder.
That's not right, anon.

>>7683470
>just how highly this little ERP community values you.
Don't speak for the group. Jiro's been cancer since his cringe furfaggot shit with Elizashit. You discord losers using him for your petty power struggles are just as bad.

>>7683451
stop kusaka

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>>7683422
(Don't be silly, everyone RPs with everyone.)
>>7683434
(The trinity of what?)

>>7683470
>got treated like shit almost constantly until took a break and came back with a new ava
>the person he used to like couldn't even post normally anymore and had to take on a new set of avas to have any peace
That's some weird value mate.

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>>7683485
You're right, Dan fits this theme better.

>>7683497
Now you're getting it.

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(Tfw I was just memeing and I don't have a folder for this.)

>>7683361
I don't have to know anything more than my orders. They explicitly said ''We don't care If someone's inside'' I did my job. Now If you could move away.. I'd appreciate it.

>She stands just in front of him, holding her rifle with both hands, waiting for him to move.


>>7683386
>She kept running, using all of her force into those last steps, she thought she was not going to make it the moment she saw the machine gunner drop down on the floor, dead and soaked with blood. Stopping for a moment to see her fellow comrade, her hands tremble but she returned into reality the moment her partner yells at her.
OH NO!
>She jumps inside, looking at her back and how the enemies were easily surrounding them, shooting at the corpses who showed signs to be alive. But finally she was inside the bunker, rubbing her hands on her face, was she alive? She did it?

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>>7683451
KUSAKA YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7683434
Nani?

>>7683522
Kojima sama, let me suck your dick!

Anon, who is the ava who contributes more to the thread?

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>>7683538

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>>7683538
You can't guage contribution based solely on when someone is visible to you. There's many factors to take into consideration, which makes your question hard to answer without being biased.

>>7683538
Ther is usually one ava that I see almost constantly doing it but I can't remember at the moment.

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>>7683424
(Give examples, because I'm just bewildered right now)

>>7683470
(What that one guy said basically)

>>7683434
(Of what? The only trinity I could think of is The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. Unless you mean like an anime trinity of whatever.)

>>7683490
(Nah)

>>7683538
Chicken-chan

>>7683538
An ava who has a lot of secret characters. I won't mention him.

Now begins the shitposting followed by a light salad.

>>7683538
Chicken-chan, Hestia, Morrigan, Iowa, Jinx and Junko all try their best to play with everyone. There's others, but these are who I can remember off the top of my head.

>>7683520
>As the tunnel hatch shuts behind them, the anon stayed quiet as inarticulate sounds of a foreign language were heard from behind it. His breathing slowed to near unbearable levels in hopes that they wouldn't hear them. Then, it went quiet. The anon waits. And waits, listening to anything that might tell him that the enemy is still there. And still he waits. God the waiting was worse part. After what seems like 30 mins of sitting around in dead silence, a long, tired breath comes out of him. He looks at the American and jostles her shoulder.
We made it kid, we made it...
>His words came out sadly though, as they wouldn't have made it without the help of the other two who had died.

>>7683583
Which widow is back?

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>>7683595
The french one

>>7683672
The best one then

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>>7683590
We... we did?...
>Her words were very weak as well, the long wait had her very nervous, trembling in fear, dragging her hands all over her body. Was she complete? She actually did it?.. But not everyone did.. In that instant her mind flashes the moment the machine gunner was shot, her face still had some stains of dry blood on her face.
I.. at least... we made it..
>She curls into a ball, wrapping both of her arms on her ankles, moving her gaze to the anon.
Thank you for helping me..
>Grabs her helmet and puts it on the ground, finally feeling her hair free.

>>7683672
The one who was going to double team someone with Mercy?

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>>7683677
I don't really know about that. Same thing goes for saying that I'm back,I'll just test the waters for a few more days first.

>>7683715
I have to go soon but I would love to play with you again some day. I always looked forward to you

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>>7683723
I recall something like that was about to happen yeah

>>7683735
Aight,I'll try to come back here as much as I can and see how long I can hold a session.

>>7683754
And I will see how long you can hold me hostage when the time comes. I'm happy you're back

You will never be as autistic as Eggman-kun.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/

>>7683711
Yeah, at least we made it...
>The anon stares off into the distance, not hearing anything else as his own recollection of what just occurred flashed through his mind, tormenting him. He needed something to take his mind off, so he looks over to the American soldier and, noticing how scared she must have been, removes his pack from his back and takes out a set of rations. In it, there's single can of chocolate that was already half eaten, and the anon hands it to her.
Here kid, I was saving it for a rainy day, but you look like you need it much more than I do.
>The anon then returns his things to his bag, and leans up against a wall right next to the soldier.
Take your time in eating it. We won't have to worry about the enemy any time soon as this goes straight through a mountain.

>>7683769
Why is this making me laugh so hard, my fucking sides.

>>7683769
>tfw almost every reposting is HG trash
HAHAHAHHAa

>>7683769
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/cnwMBLPwMv8shJBZW30RRQ%3D%3D/page/1/

And Eggman-kun is on the list TWO TIMES

My Discord account has been deleted ...

>>7683848
Why?

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>>7683786
T-thank you!..
>It has been a live since the last time she had something to eat, her eyes widen at the sight of the chocolate can and she holds it on her hands, shaking a little bit but finally relaxing. She shoves her fingers into the chocolate can, grabbing the delicious meal and taking it into her mouth, over and over again until the can was almost empty but still had a good amount of chocolate in it. She looks back at the anon who was leaning back against the wall and she stretches her arm towards him with the can on her hand
You need to eat too... This was thanks to you too... I would've died If It wasn't for your help.. Thank you..
>The girl draws a weak smile, she was thinking about what just happened but still she was happy to be with him too.

>>7683769
I don't know, I think this guy is pretty autistic too.

http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/cWXfjyijXp87n0PgJumwvw/

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>>7683898

Threadly request for "the business"

You know what it is

The femdom, the facesitting, the butt sniffing, the degradation

Anyone wanna beat me up???

>tfw 75% Swedish and 25% Jewish
Feelsbadman

>>7683905
"Will you give me the business QT?"
"No"

>>7683879
>The anon looks surprised to see some of the chocolate still covering the edges of the can, but having been so gratefully handed to him, he couldn't deny her. He takes the and and fingers out the rest of the chocolate before bringing it to his mouth and sucking on it, savoring the sweet taste that masked the iron one from the bits of blood that coated his finger. When he was finished, he looks down at the soldier and ruffles her hair a bit.
Don't mention it. You would've done the same for me if I was in that situation. Now come on, it's time to get a move on. We can rest a while more when we get to the main portion of this tunnel.
>He gets up from his leaning position and starts walking down the dimly-lit tunnel, gun in hand.
After that, we'll have to regroup with our men.

>>7683929
One day I'll get "the business"

>>7683905
>sits on your face
Like this?

>>7683920
>beat him up and steal his lunch money.

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>>7683905
>sits on your face

>>7683943
>>7683964
Yes, very much like this. Almost exactly like this in fact

>>7683964
Lemme eat you out sometime, 2B

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>>7683930
Understood.
>Nodding she stands up, follow him down the tunnel. It was a very creepy place but nowhere as scary as the outside of this bunker. She notices that the soldier in front of her was very well equipped, all she had was her helmet and basic stuff, her weapon was lost and her backpack too.
But.. we are safe right? This is... this is the end?
>She asks to the man as she follows him deeper into the tunnel.
What about the war?.. We are going to finally have a time to relax?

>>7684003
>The two walk through the tunnels, bits of dirt falling on top of them from the various firefights above them. His pace equaled hers so he wouldn't have to leave her alone for long.
I don't know. We might be safe, but it's never bad to be too careful in these parts.
>He didn't answer her next question, as he didn't know what might become of them with how badly the war has gone. After what seems like minutes worth of walking, the tunnel led them to a base hidden inside the mountain. It was rather large, but it had nothing other than desks and maps laid out everywhere. There were four other rooms connecting the one they were in with entrances at the corners. One of them was a supply station filled with ammo, guns, and rations, while the other three were barracks filled with bunk beds. There was no one inside any of them, so the anon took a breath of relief as they were allowed their rest.
Alright we can camp out in here and rest for the night. In the morning, we'll head out and see if there's anyone else out there.

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>>7684051
>At the sight of the base inside the mountains finally in the middle of the tunnel she let out a sigh of relief, sitting on one of the charis near a table, leaning back on it and stretching both her arms and legs.
We need to rest.. I feel very tired myself, too. I bet you are pretty tired about what just happened..
>She stands up and walks closer to him, stopping and professionally saluting.
I need to thank you again for what you did for me the last hour, sir. Your help is very valueable to me and your life was on my hands.. I thought I was going to die the moment I saw the granade... Again.. Thank you.
>After what she said, she relaxes her arms, leaning even closer to him and giving him a very big hug

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>>7683905
Soneday, dear anon.

>>7684128
Best mom.

>>7684128
I will await that day with bated breath

>>7684128
Well, if it isn't Ms. Iori!

>>7684118
>The anon rolls his shoulders around, the toll from the firefight they were in finally getting to him.
Yeah I'm a bit tired too. You can go get some rest while I...?
>He stops mid-sentence when he noticed her step closer to him and give him thanks for his previous actions. Such praise gave him a weak smile, as well as a bit of embarrassment.
Like I said, don't mention it...?!
>Once more, he stops mid-sentence when the soldier in front of him gave him a big hug. His body was tense for a while from the surprise he got from the hug, but with everything that had happened, the anon knew they were both in need of one. He sighs softly and wraps his arm around her, keeping her close to him until most of the stress had left his body. He then breaks the hug and gives her another pat on the head, his smile even wider now.
Thanks for that, I really needed it.
>He then heads towards the supply station, saying as he walks
Go rest in one of the beds. I'll be setting up defense, so tell me if you need anything.

>>7684191
Souda made me sad.

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>>7684130
>>7684149
>>7684155
I really do want to play as her. The only problem is that I need to do a little more research. I'm only a few episodes in.

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>all these people saying nice things

Aaaaah

Seriously I think I'm just lucky. For some reason playing Chicken-chan brings out really nice RPers who just wanna mess around and have fun. Some form of loli magic, she always seems to produce good vibes y'know?

>>7684227
She looks cute. Anyone performing "the business" with me is A+ in my books

>>7684243
She is adorable.

>>7684243
Good vibes that make me want to shove her face in the dirt and pound her loli ass until daybreak.

>>7684243
Gimme your hat

>>7684243
It's the person behind the character that makes one feel warm and cozy, t b h

>>7683905
How much longer are you going to be on?

>>7684265
Can't say really, I am feeling a little tired. I'll probably sleep in an hour or two

>>7684221
Why? Because some retard is regretting his decision to join, and care for, a community of ungrateful children? Nothing is tying you, him, me or anyone to any of these places. You choose whom you decide to surround yourself with.

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>>7684273

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>>7684280
>If you don't feel bad for an autist making bad decisions, you're salty about something or other

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>>7684250
Yes

>>7684253
Fun fact: as far as I can remember, NO-ONE has ever been mean and violently abused Chicken-chan ever since I started playing her in the threads. Other than tickles. She's been tickled a lot, you cruel monsters.

>>7684254
>The loli refuses

>>7684256
NO U. That's kinda what I was getting at I suppose. Chicken-chan brings out a certain type of nice, fun anon who is really relaxing to play with.

>>7684280
>memeing
You are proving his point and he's not wrong.

>>7684290
I wish I had more time to play with chicken-chan. I want to make her kokoro go doki-doki like she does for me.

>>7684294
>>7684288
>going to great lengths to shitpost isn't petty and autistic!

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>>7684188
>>7684188
>She embraces the hug pretty warmly, tightening her arms around him until they both break the hug. The soldier cleans her forehead with the help of her wrist and glares at him walking towards the supply station.
I.. I just need some water If you could bring me some, I hope there's water in the supply station.
>After the chocolate she ate she could feel his throat a bit dry and the necessity for some cold water. While her partner is inside the supply station she heads over one of the beds, taking off her equipment from her chest and laying it down on the floor. Her helmet was resting in top of it all as she lays down on the bed, looking up at the ceiling. She was still thinking about what just happened, for some reason she couldn't stop thinking about what would've happened If the anon wasn't there to help her and the only thoughts crossing her mind was the dead compatriot that helped both of them get inside the tunnel. The young soldier nuzzles against the pillow, thinking that they finally got a time to relax from all of this.

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>>7684290
>She's been tickled a lot
OH MY GOSH!!!!

>>7684304
>Giving someone an actual response is shitposting
Jesus christ, dude. I'm sorry you feel like shit for babysitting your friends over the fence there, but that's nobody's fault but yours.

>>7684290
You play her too cute and innocent. I can't rape a cute girl wondering what a dick even is and calling me "Mister".

>>7684322
This Anon. This Anon is right!

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The sweet breeze hitting my skin is a bliss. The love I feel is materializing into music, I'll let it flow, I'll let it free.

>>7684369
No.
I. WILL. NOT. SLEEP.

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>>7684375
Don't be silly, go to sleep. It'll help you a lot in the long run, you'll feel happier too.

>>7684310
>Hearing the soldier's request, he gives her a wave and says
Gotcha.
>then searches the supply station for anything that he could use to fortify the base as well as what the soldier asked for. Inside, he found some mines that he could lay out in the tunnels, but he worried they might cause a cave-in if they go off. Instead, he decided to take some wire and connect some cans together. It wasn't the best choice to defend themselves with, but at least it'll wake them if someone were to walk by. He attaches several of these makeshift alarms to the walls of the tunnels, then heads back to the supply station to search for the water she asked. The anon found a few canteens full of water, but they were all warm from the lack of anything to keep them cool. "Better than nothing" he though to himself, and took two of them to the barrack that the soldier was resting him. He sat down on the bunk opposite her, then shakes her shoulder to draw her attention.
Here ya go. It's warm, but it's water.
>He then hands it to her, then pops open his own canteen to take a swig from it.

>>7684385
It's already blurry
What is there to see
I don't even know anymore
Just let me be me

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>>7684393
>>7684393
If you don't follow the flow
If you don't have a morning wood
I suggest you sleep in a comfy bed
Where dreams are met

I'm about to pass out unless someone sits on me and dominates me right......

..... NOW

>>7684462
I'd totally fulfill your desires right now but I'm very tired anon, I'm sorry but expect me to sit on your face in the future. I'll force you to sniff my butt just like you want to.

>>7684462
>kills you multiple times in a match and is named "dominating" by the game

>>7684462
>Sits on you with her big plump butt that doesn't even give you any air to breathe
>You pass out anyway.

>>7684483
Duly noted, thank you sweet anon. That post alone has me turned on

>>7684494
This is why I don't play shooters

>>7684496
This only proves to further my arousal

Owain, are you here? This lady says she is better at RP than you are >>7684489

>>7684507
>lady
I thought everyone knew that Rin was hung like a fucking horse

>>7684507
Wow, you gonna just take that from negan, owain?

>>7684514
>HG maymays
This is why nobody invites you when we go do fun stuff, anon.

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>>7684389
>She hears her partner moving a lot of cans and she sits on the bed to see what he was doing. It seems like he was building some kind of alarm to feel more safe. Certainly that was very helpful, she could feel a lot safer now and I think her partner was thinking the same, she salutes him the moment she sits down on the bunk and takes the canteen full of water, she could feel how warm the water was just from the outside but It wasn't hot and her mouth was very dry. The female soldier opens the canteen, taking a long sip from it, drinking half of it in one swig. Holding the canteen on her hand she closes it, she didn't want to drink all of it in less than a minute and her stomach was full of water now, a soft sigh of satisfaction escapes from her mouth.
Thank you anon, this helped me a lot.. I'm wondering.. Why me? I saw a lot of other comrades dying in front of my eyes and.. you picked me. It had to be me since I was unarmed?
>Tilting her head she asks him, using her hands to tug her shirt down to feel more comfortable.

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>>7684507
You want I should PM him on Discord? He's offline though.

>>7684526
But anon

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>>7684302
You make hers go doki doki too anon! Even though she doesn't quite get why. But Chicken-chan is a good learner!

>>7684315
I know right

>>7684322
You're not wrong. The idea behind Chicken-chan for me is that she's not just sweet and innocent due to her age, but she's from an island where everybody knows each-other and there is no concept of stranger danger at all. I think even as she grows up she'd be a super trusting person.

>>7684531
Butt anon*

>>7684529
Do that. Also isn't it around these hours that he awakes?

>>7684533
I think as she grows up she's going to get even fucking hotter. You play her well, she's fun to fuck.

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>>7684505
>Sits her FAT ASS on your face

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>>7684505
I'm going to suffocate you with my butt, butt poster.

>>7684544
If you're serious, I'm very aroused and more than eager to do as you command

If you aren't serious, I'm very aroused and more than eager to do as you command

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>>7684543
(D-don't tell anyone but my secret ambition is one day to do a follow-up RP as grown-up chicken with an anon who showed her all how her body worked etc when she was a loli)

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>>7684537
Dunno. Sometimes. Can you imagine the fun though? Owain in HG. Good times ahead for all.

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>>7684551

>>7684545
B-but I need oxygen! I can't breathe with your sweaty ass covering my face!

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>>7684564
Hey but you can breathe! My scent.

>>7684557
I don't think he wants to though.

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>>7684551
Seats don't talk, stupid.

>>7684570
Nnh, if that's what you really want, I promise to do exactly as you say! Anything!

>>7684580
Mmmph!
>He mumbles in acknowledgement, mostly muted from her fleshy mounds enveloping his face

(I went from barely awake to as hard as a diamond in an ice storm thanks to you two)

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>>7684573
(That's his decision and whatever it is, we should respect it. Sucks they had that existential crisis thing going though. )

>>7684556
You'll do just fine, Chik-fil-a. Good luck out there.

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>>7684595
I hope it worsens.

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>>7684595
Can I shitpost him?

>>7684611
You're a walking, talking shitpost, so asking is a bit redundant.

>>7684611
NO
YUUGI
FOR
YOU

>>7684606
Because one of them was so autistic that they felt the need to share something?

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>>7684618
Yes.

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>>7684606
(I get where Subaru is coming from, hopefully he'll be able to find a place where he can feel like he can really RP. Hell, I understand that a lot of people are tired of the same old HG thing after doing it for so long. It's still so new to me so I have fun with it, personally.)

>>7684611
(Don't you already)

>>7684528
>The anon takes the canteen away from his lips with a satisfied "Ahh...", his throat dry from the recent battle. He returns the cap to the canteen as she questioned him, and having finally registered what she said, he lays down on the bed and stares up at the mattress above him to think. For a while, he stays silent, but suddenly he says
I don't know. You were right by me at the time, so I didn't really have time to think. We'd have both died to that grenade, so maybe I thought I could save at least one more person. I guess it was all in the heat of the moment.
>He frowns as his train of thought trails off, and having nothing else to say, he gets up from the bed to finally remove his gear. He kicks off his boots to the front of the bunk bed then tosses the top and bottom of his dirt-covered uniform with it. His helmet gets hanged on one of the posts of the bunk bed right after, then he returns to his bunk in nothing other than his undershirt and boxers. The anon rests his head on his pillow, and before turning himself to his side, he says
Now go get some rest kid. We got a long day ahead.

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>>7684589
See, that's much better already.

>She wiggles her large jiggly rear onto his face, getting comfortable.

Now hold still while I get through this brick of a book... This might take a while.

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>>7684628
Nope.
>>7684615
Go suck a cock! I'm trying to be polite.
>>7684617
Okay!

>>7684644
>Kissus the Parsley

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>>7684589
Get to it then, grope my butt and sniff very deeply
>The girl that was already smothering his smooth face started to grind her buttcheeks back and forth, grinding against his nice

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>>7684644
>I'm trying to be polite.
That's not how you do it your triple baka

>>7684637
>He can hardly stifle his moaning as she grinds her fat cheeks against his face
Mmhm....
>A small moan of acknowledgement escapes his fleshy prison as he writhes in ecstasy underneath her

>He immediately complies, using every ounce of his strength to push his face deeper between her cheeks, sniffing intently at her flawless ass
It smells absolutely incredible!

>>7684644
Stay out of my threads.
>HG

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>>7684628
I really don't, but I suppose it's because I've never felt enough attachment to something, to actually drive myself into depression as I attempt, and fail, to save said thing. As I said before; You can always walk away.

>>7684649
>>7684660
Fuck, sorry. Last two lines were for you. Brain isn't working at full capacity right now

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>>7684658
Bitch I do what I want!
>>7684646
Sttttooopp.
>>7684661
No.

>>7684661
Fuck you, man, we don't want her here. It's like Yin 2.0.

>>7684674
>Tongue kissus the Parsley

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>>7684644
(Huh. Not even on Discord?)

>>7684662
(I guess that's why then. It's easy for you to just turn around and find something else but for some people, it may be all they have, it may be their only source of happiness. Hell, ERP was this for me late 2015 to around mid 2016.)

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>>7684681
Shit you got me there.

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>>7684667
>>7684660
We are not done yet, stick your tongue out and lick my panties, make sure to leave a very wet trail all over them
>The lady on top of him keeps smothering his face but now she moves her hips back and forth more gently.

>>7684685
>falls in love with you and asks for Discord after one session

>>7684675
NEITHER DO WE

>>7684690
Yes ma'am!
>He sticks out his tongue and begins to lick at her nether regions fervently, eager to please the goddess seated upon him

Mmm, am I doing a good job?

>>7684702
Jiro no.

>>7684702
Too close to home Anonymous ...

>>7684702
People keep asking me for mine and I keep feeling super embarrassed

>>7684685
Weirdly I've never really had this problem here. I guess I've been lewding too long, I'm more comfortable with having typefucking friendships. Like, shit can get really lovey dovey but I never end up thinking I'm in a real romance. Its just playing and making people you like feel nice.

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>>7684681
Neither of us is really fit to be the judge of these kinds of things, I think. It's essentially a sociopath versus a manic depressive, and that's not going to really determine anything about this subject.

>>7684717
>>7684721
>hails you everytime you post in thread <3

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>>7684733
>Even being a new resident here I can agree to that.

>>7684744
ANON NO!

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>>7684631
Yes I need some sleep too...
>She lays down on the bed, looking at the ceiling for a minute before she turns herself to a side to look at him. The man was handsome, seeing him with hungry eyes, did he knew that he was in front of a woman? Even If she was a soldier she was still a female. The female soldier stares at his boxers, slowly closing her eyes at the thought of the things that she could do If the war was over or she wasn't almost in the middle of a hot zone. Slapping her face she tries to get her shit together ''Hey! Stop thinking about him, he's just another partner in your journey, a simple compatriot, another soldier...'' She keeps telling to herself until her eyes finally close and nuzzles against the pillow once more, falling to sleep. Her mind was very tired so It didn't took long to her to start dreaming aaannd... the thoughts of the man in boxers wasn't helping, she was feeling bad that in a crucial moment she was thinking about those naughty things.

>>7684744
>gives you little hints about who I am while posting anonymously :3333

>>7684759
just kill me already

>tfw blowing "I love you" anons off made it so I have no valentine's date

>>7684750
I've just got a background in typefucking I guess. I've been doing this since I was a Bolin.

I've only had one person fall for me way too much since I've been here, but that ended up just leading to a really amazingly strong close friendship, with us both helping each other through hard times.

I guess if you are not used to this kind of stuff happening, there are lots of ways it can go wrong?

>>7684774
What is the valentine's date thing anyway? Are we all going to do dates here with our avas?

That sounds like it'd just lead to horrible NTR for lots of people (who don't like that).

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>>7684710
Just like that puppy, keep going until I'm satisfied.
>She was now rubbing her clothed slit against his mouth, moving back and forth on it to feel that wet tongue lick on it. Hey pussy was already getting moist, leaking some juices on his lips.

>>7684784
Wait what? Are you idiots seriously planning a V-day event?
This is bad. This is going to be very bad...

>>7684759
This actually happened today with an ava I was playing with. I was genuinely angry, because they stopped posting about half an hour after those faggot posts showed up. I know cuck memes, and all, but that's the last time I take said person's bait.

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>>7684717
(What'd I do now)

>>7684734
(I suppose you're right on that. It's something we won't really come to understand unless we walk a mile in their shoes.)

>>7684790
(I was here for the last one. It WAS bad. Nearly every ERP ship got sunk. It was tragic)

>>7684733
Don't get attached to places too.
Don't keep anything in your life you're not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

>>7684775
If you don't know how to deal with it then things can go wrong, yeah.

>>7684788
Ahh, you taste as incredible as you smell, goddess! Please let me know when I'm allowed to cum! I promise to cum shamefully in my pants at a moment's notice for you!

>His bulging member is nearly tearing away at his pants, throbbing to the point of nearly bursting from the mere scent and taste of his goddess

>>7684685
This is a problem I commonly have, I don't know why so many anons fall in love with me. It always ends the same way, they get mad at me because I'm playing with someone else, not with them and they insult me before blocking me.

>>7684784
I just wanna do lesbo stuff

>>7684811
I'm sorry.

>>7684811
lolnoob
Learn to filter crazies before you go ballsdeep with them. Psychos can happen but if it's a recurring theme, that's on you, m9.

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what the tarnation's going on round here

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>>7684784
Everybody always talks about it in the thread, throwing ideas like a picnic orgy or something similar to the masquerade, but in the end there are no real plans.
>>7684790
Why? I just want more events around, they help spicying things up and make more avas pop around.
>>7684811
Yeah, been there.

>>7684801
Yeah, I was here for it too. Tomorrow's going to be painful to watch here.

>>7684811
And who are you that so many Anons fall to your charms?

>>7684828
Cute, cuter, cutest!

>>7684829
Nyeehhhhhhh.... do whatever you want but Valentine's Day is a touchy subject for a lot of the kissless virgin neckbeards that populate this place.
Good luck but try not to look surprised when it blows up in your face.

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>>7684809
Pfftt hahaha, are you going to cum just by licking my pussy and smelling my fat ass? You are truly pathetic. Ha! Now I wonder If you are even worth of my butt and what are you going to do later? Yep, you guessed it right, you are going to masturbate like a primate, thinking about my giant butt.

>She laughs at him, grinding her butt faster back and forth but gentle enough to let him sniff easily and block his nose a couple of times.

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>>7684801
>>7684833
What happened?
>>7684842
But dick blowing up on your face is the best.

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Good morning ERP~
>slams face first into a table and falls asleep.

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>>7684833
It's gonna be hilarious, you mean. Imagine, if you will, Paul, but the entire thread is filled with them.

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>>7684774
I'll be your valentine, anon

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>>7684839
in like 5 months this meme will be a year old
you goddamn barbarians have kept this shit up for almost a straight year
are you proud of yourselves

>>7684852
Cute silly moth girl.

>>7684837
Revealing myself will only cause shitpost, I won't. But I've been dealing with this for a while.

>>7684829
>Yeah, been there.
And I want to get out.

>>7684827
I need to learn how to filter crazies because yeah, that's exactly the problem and I am the problem.

>>7684847
Yes, please! I want to spill a load in my pants from pleasuring your sweet pussy and sniffing your sweaty butt! I promise to cum so much for you!

>He writhes and twitches underneath her, cock leaking precum from the sensory overload on top of her degrading treatment

F-fuck, just say the word and I'll finish for you!

>>7684802
S-shut up..

>>7684850
Hurt feelings, crashed ships, lonesome anons and bitchy avas.
So not really too different from every day on here just cranked up to 11.
>>7684853
Hilarious for the people not participating, oh yeah.

>>7684853
I will stay away from ERP tomorrow. I'm not a drama fan.

>>7684869
>>7684872
I work during the day, so I'll only be able to watch, anyway. May as well sit back and enjoy the fire.

>>7684857
>Hugs Mary.

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>>7684833
(Anticipate a barrage of sadposting and cuck memes)

>>7684850
(Imagine what happens when you get a bunch of lonely people miss out on e-dates and such.)

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(Oh yeah. Valentines day is tomorrow. Kinda forgot about that.)

>>7684811
Man I think you need to put a disclaimer before you engage with some anons. This thing reminds me a place where I used to go. And that place was pretty much filled with teenagers and stuff I think....not saying that here isn't filled with teenagers as well.

>>7684756
>The images of the fight the anon was in still haunts his mind even as he tries to go to sleep. Every time he closes his eyes, the sounds of bullets whizzing by and the screams of both friend and foe cloud his mind, and every time he gets near to deep sleep, these images become much more vivid, as if he were reliving them once more, forcing the anon to stay awake. One was so lifelike that it felt like it took an eternity to end, and he woke up in cold sweat from it. As he couldn't get any sleep, he turns around to face the soldier once more.
Hey are you still awake?
>He says, not knowing whether she fell asleep or not.

(Had to step out for a bit so sorry for the late repy.)

>>7684863
I think I know who you might be. Is that why you don't give out your discord anymore?

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>>7684880
>hugs

>>7684833
I d-d-don't' know if I should turn up then.

Being nice to anons and making them feel warm and fuzzy is most of the reason I come here but I can't imagine tomorrow being anything but a shitstorm.

>>7684888
I want to take the cute maiden on a date!

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>Someone posted the heart fucking last thread
>Still no cap
Re.

>>7684902
>Maiden

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>>7684829
I think a lot of the picnic posting was me telling you lets sit on the sides and watch it go down

>>7684879
This guy gets it

>>7684900
You're up early today Mary. Not tired at the slightest?

>>7684905
And look who it is, our soon to be guest of honor tomorrow! Are you ready for poopy pen Paul's metaphorical dirty bomb tomorrow?

>>7684910
I know what I said.

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>>7684865
Fufufu ~
You can cum now, spurt your load completely, I want you to empty your balls. Shoot all over my face, pathetic faggot ~

>She leans forward, aligning his face with his cock, pressing her butt harder against his face and burying his nose on her clothed cunt.

You don't have any kind of shame, hahahaha. You are going to be my personal seat from now on, that's not a question.

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>>7684885
The same thing that happens when Kiritos get cucked by the big Roadhog cock?
>>7684912
Lets sit on the sides and fuck as we watch it go down.

>>7684888
(Hello Ruka)