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ITT: Pokemon are real. What town is the comfiest? Info: ht

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What town is the comfiest?

Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
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>>7675974
UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMM
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S H O R T
T
A
C
K
S H O U L D F U G
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>>7675857
(I am mostly dropping it since the surprise is ruined, because now that everyone knows who exactly is behind the plot, they know the exact type of shit to expect and it ruins all the fun)
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marshmallow
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>>7675943
...
A-are you doing it right?
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>>7675974
If it counts, the keep.
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>>7675984
(sheeeeit my leg)
.....
>is motionless
>bleeding is slowing down
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Dammit why'd you guys have to run off like that
>>7675535
Oh mew Zorro what did you get yourself into...
>>7675946
I figured Zorro would go off and do something stupid so I brought a revive and some potions but I don't know how well it will work when he's this badly hurt.
>try using the revive on him
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>>7675974
Comfy times are not coming back anywhere and I'm now praying constantly for the next apocalypse level event.
But not before I get the cheese shipment fucking Unovan civil war and fucking Amazon.

>>7676004
(that's a kind of dumb reason but at least it ended in a plausible way)
(welp)
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>>7676023
Yes I am!

Go see if that Flareon is still breathing!

>Spraying intensifies

>>7675977
Hey look on the bright side!
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>>7676062
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>>7676099
>Try CPR on the Flareon.
>Roll for a futile attempt on the mangled corpse.
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>>7676099
Flareon?! ..Oh god, Cinders!
>Run over to Cinders
>Check corpse
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot
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>>7676066
>zorro is stabilized and will most likely survive due to dub-

>>7676099
>you sprayed yourself in the face with the potions you dingbat.
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>>7676066
>>7676142
>>7676062
well, this group is falling apart quickly
see you guys later, if you survive, I dont like fighting soo...
>skip-hops off into the distance alone in search of things to fuck
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I'm holed up in this hospital holding onto Cali for dear life right now, explosions everywhere.
What the fuck happened while I was asleep!?
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>>7676124
>>7676142
How's cinder looking-

>>7676164
>Turns potion to face the right direction
Sorry about your leg dude.
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>>7676292
>Sobs out something along the lines of "he's dead"
>roll for intelligability through vee tears
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>>7676252
The Kanto league has been attacked by a largely unknown group of pokemon, random civilians and police getting murdered. Outlook not good.

>>7675845
It's incredibly dangerous there, even more so than last night. It would be suicidal.
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>>7676292
... Bad.
>>7676330
...
>Comfort.
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>>7676340
Fucking
FUCK
And I'm stuck here unable to fucking move because I CAN'T FUCKING WALK
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>>7676330
>>7676341
Welp.

What do we do with ninetails? He's still breathing.
>Finishing up patching his stump.
He Needs to get to a pokecenter.

>>7676340
Can you get the word out to avoid them? They're pretty strong.
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>>7676340
Reporting from the scene of the shitshow. Seems like something got one of the guys. I think they've taken the league over.

>Uploaded smashedskull.png
>Uploaded blownupentrance.png
>Uploaded saltelemental.png
>Uploaded graffitit.png
>The graffiti says "FUG"
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>>7676395
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>>7676419
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>>7676371
Pray your hospital doesn't get targeted.

>>7676389
Every single stream and TV channel is on the issue, people are running away from Indigo Plateau, nearby cities emptying out as well.

>>7676395
fuck
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>>7676446
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>>7676468
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>>7676464
I'm going to the league. Never been to the indigo plateau though... should be fun....
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>still breathing, very, VERY weakly
>blood dribbles out of his mouth
>if he doesn't get medical attention in the next hour he's gonna fukkin die for real
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>>7676507
>Roll to shadow sneak him to a pokemon center.
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>>7676492
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>>7676507
GET HIM-

>>7676518
good work.
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Don't think I didn't see the inception
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>>7676481
>>7676532
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fuck!
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>is stabilized
>unconsciously mumbles something about friends.....
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>>7676553
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>the pokecenter finds sever internal damage, like, all his organs got fucking rekt by the water that went down his throat
>It's gonna take a lot of work to fix him
>But he's been stabilized
>Rolling for recovery time
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>>7676583
Let's see if i can get you to a pokecenter too....
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>>7676623
>shiny hops into the pokemon center
Hi, I think someone needs a get well soon fuck
it always makes me feel better when a water type fucks my insides too much
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>>7676600
i ran out of fugs to give
sorry
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>>7676672
still love you bae
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at this point im just sitting on a building and having heatran snipe the trainers with lava plume and earth power
what level of hell am i going to
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>>7675974
LAZY TOWN

CAUSE WE ARE NUMBER ONE
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>>7676699
I thought the levels were a stupid idea and got rid of them.
Should I bring it back?
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>>7676690
gay
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>>7676672
Fug's tired anyways
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>>7676643
>shit reroll
>attempts to put ninetails on back and carry his sever leg in the other hand to the pokecenter.

I gotchu.
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>>7676725
nah im good
hows hell
sorry in advance for the flood of shit bags from ruby and i
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>>7676717
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>>7676725
(Could care less desu, I just was salty I needed to delete so many turtwig pictures for no reason, I'm over it now, got plenty of shiny phantump, also the only turtwig pic I saved) eh dunno, up too you
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>>7676760
Very good. I'm having fun tormenting them.
Try to avoid hurting the pokemon if you can, most of them don't want to kill you.
>>7676773
(...I'm sorry?)
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>>7675974
There's a village of only Pokemon in Kalos, I believe. I found the idea to be fairly "comfy".
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Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork
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>>7676795
(Don't be, my fault for trying to drain my salt on them, good thing I have a backup on the discord so I know how much they cared.)
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>[Muffled Colosseum construction in the distance]
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>>7676844
(Nope you've lost me. Do you think I'm someone else?)
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>>7676773
(Dude I don't roleplay Giratina, why are you telling him? He wasn't here for the great Turt murder)
>>7676795
yeah im trying man
heatrans lava kinda causes collateral though
if you see some crispy motherfuckers give them like
idk a sorry card or something for me
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>>7676875
>>7676868
(Oh sorry nvm)
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>>7676748
>you get there
>the injuries are pretty bad
>many broken bones
>the leg cannot be reattached
>Battling days are over
>Nurse offers "euthanization"
>....
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>>7676826
???
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>>7676868
(Pretty sure Turts thinks I play Giratina. Sorry for the confusion)
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>>7676875
We are going to the league.
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>>7676795
>>7676868
(I think he interpreted "bring it back" in a different manner)

>>7676844
>>7676891
(ahahaha)
(Not only the discord cares about you, I can say)
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>>7676900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsIZG5QbS1g
Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork Bork
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>>7676826
>Rolling pin KO
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>>7676852
>Loud helping sounds.
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>>7676903
(If u don't want me back I get that, cause I'm seeing right now you guys don't want me too come back, and I'm ok with that ? Weird...)
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>>7676942
Bork.
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>>7676942
>Doggo is kill
>yet another victim to the Frenchman with the food taste of a Chinese butcher
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>>7676944
(Sorry to disappoint, but I only have the energy to strongly care about two of the roleplayers in the entirety of the thread and Discord. Do what you want, it won't affect me either way.)
>>7676906
alright man
whats our strategy
have rooftop banters while heatran and fug snipe trainers?
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>>7676894
What?

No!

Just get him conscious!
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>>7677055
(I hate to say it but... no... I'm not going back, not today anyway)
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>>7676944
(Yeah I can't give a fuck man, I've got like, three RPers I care about in there)
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>>7677002
>His employees take this doggo out back
>>7676989
Oh, you wish to fight, la chien?
So be it.
>Siebold sends out Gyarados!
>Gyarados Mega Evolved!
>Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
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>>7677130
(Don't take this fight seriously if I land a quadscrit or something you don't have to kill your character.)
>Doggo used Slash!
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>>7676944
(Dude I give no fucks. I care about like 3-4 people here. If you mess with them your character can bite it.)
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>Fuschiafag stumbles out of the underbrush, bat in hand and backpack on back, looking for Zorro and Cinder...

( fug, rl shit happens and two chars my comfyposting char is responsible for get maimed while im out)
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>>7677244
>Tug his pantleg.
...?
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>>7677266
>Frankie looks down.
Hey there little guy, have you seen my friends?
>He's trying not to panic.
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>>7677059
>the nurse is kind of scared about the shit going on outside...

>nurse: Ok ok i will do my best!
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>>7677183
Honhonhon, miss!
>Gyarados used crunch!
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>>7677279
>Point into town.
C-center. H-hurt.
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>>7677055
>>7677111
>>7677223
>>7677244
(Ok, ok I get it, don't need to be hasty, then again u do deserve )
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>>7677292
>Doggo is killed instantly and explodes into gore because I'm lazy.
>Siebold also gets the Covenant of Artorias
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>>7677314
(Fuck, I* ment I* ME!**I DESERVE IT!**, please don't take it the wrong way
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>>7677055
I say we try to talk to the leader. I would rather not fight.
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>>7677304
Got it!
>Fuschiafag sprints for the Pokemon Center. He's figured out -exactly- what happened now.
Thank you!

>>7677314
(dude im not even in this discussion breh, i was just grumbling that RL shit happened and I wasn't there to respond to threadfags my char knows )
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>>7677362
...
>Follow.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6dXYCv1G0c
All these people causing a ruckus in Kanto are aggravating me.
I had to cancel my concert in Vermilion City because of them.
Electivire, can you deal with these scrubs with a thunder punch
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>>7677362
>you get to the pokecenter.

Time to exit.
>fades into shadows back to Dave.
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>>7677331
... oh? A ring? Parfait.
>Don the ring with the sound of French laughter
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>>7677393
>Fuschiafag bursts in the doors, looking for all the world like the Alolan Psycho for a moment.
W-Where are they!? A Ninetales and a Flareon, t-they ran off and now... oh, Mew.
>He's leaning over the desk, and shuddering.
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>>7677341
Good luck Ruby. If you need help Grimsley and I can probably find a way to head over there in time to be useful.
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>>7677439
I mean Skyla does still owe me a favor.
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>>7677341
cool
rock paper scissors for who does the talking
0-2 rock
3-5 scissors
6-9 paper
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>>7677471
.... I thought you used that favor to fly to Hoenn?
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>>7677436
Are you their trainer? They both are in rough shape I am sorry to inform. Flareon should recover but it will take some time...
As for ninetails... well....
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>>7677501
Skyla doesn't have a lot to wager with. I think she owes me about... Ten?
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>>7677439
Yeah I hope we won't need it. I have you on speed dial though. How's metagross? I really like that pokemon...

>>7677484
>roll
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>>7677510
I am.
Tell me straight - how badly is Zorro injured?
>Frankie's face turns pale, his stomach churning.
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>>7677510
>>7677553
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTimpN8t0cU
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So is this like a place to get battles or something?
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>>7677553
( I fugged up and posted with the wrong avatar again. I blame the booze for this one. )
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>>7677537
Hm. You lost the guessing game for the Tyranitarite, what are you gonna try now to win it?
>>7677538
He's doing alright. Rather occupied with the shiny Beldum I picked up. I'll have to find another Metagrossite for it. By the way, Metagross says hi.
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>>7677568
They keep playing sad song on the radio
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>>7677538
haha ruby
you get to be the diplomat
to the league!
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>>7677650
Kanto's burning and Unova's taking stock of their losses.
Doesn't surprise me that the same sad song's on eight channels.
>>7677568
Your cover's still the best version playing, though.
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>>7677553
Well I won't sugar coat it. Your Nintetails has suffered many broken bones many of which will probably bring chronic pain for the rest of his life. but the most devastating injuries was to his front right leg... we were not able to reattach it.

As for your flareon, He had both of his lung collapsed along with some damage to his heart and broken rips... they are both lucky to be alive.... or unlucky.

We can euthanize if you so choose....
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>>7677645
I'm rolling somewhere between taking you out to dinner and finding a precious gem for you.
The Battle Buffet in Alola is pretty nice, as well as a nice way to make some money and see some children cry, how does that sound?
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>>7677662
aww man. I think I'm better at this anyway...

>the trio hops on mega fug and flies to the league.

>>7677645
You got a shiny beldum? That's so cool!
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>>7677752
>follows
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>>7677727
>Fuschiafag chokes on his breath.
I...
I can't make that call for them.
A-are they awake? Can I see them?
>Try not to cry a lot
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>>7677727
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoUYQNM3ULI
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>>7677766
Don't follow anyone.
You're even more of a catastrophe attractor than Emry.
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>roll to slap plush ass
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>>7677771
hey cool guy, are you single?
if so what about a date cool guy?
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>>7677577
Aight I'll just go fuck myself.
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>>7677727
>is lying on a bed nearby, taking shaky breaths
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>>7677741
And here I was thinking you were going to say strip poker. Alright, I'm down for it.
Let's go.
>>7677752
Yes, I haven't named him yet. Do you want the honors of having a shiny Beldum named after you?
>>7677836
Sorry, we're all a bit distracted by the mass murder going on in Kanto. What was it you wanted?
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>>7677820
>Roll to bone in a shadowy fashion
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>>7677830
Date?
I believe its the 12th of February according to my pokedex
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>>7677767
Yes you may see them. Do not touch though.
I recommend to put the ninetails down... His battling days are over...

>leads into room

>>7677577
>>7677836
Go to vermillion city if you're looking to battle!

(i missed your post sorry.)
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>>7677771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWfLAHmydas
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>>7677881
Strip poker comes after the dinner date.
Are we taking the plane or do you want to see if Metagross can get us there?
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>>7677886
well we can arrange that for febuary 14th cool guy, so what about it?
yes or no?
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>>7677855
C-Cinder... Oh, Mew...
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot
Cinder, can you hear me?
You're gonna make it, buddy, right?

>>7677892
I don't care if his battling days are done. I... dammit, I just want my friend back.
Zorro, can you hear me?
Goddammit, I should have chased faster, stopped all this before it happened.
>Turns to Nurse Joy
I... I need a moment to decide.
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>>7677820
Why? Do I need to sew a sign on it or something? I'm gonna have to sew extra padding on if people keep slapping it.
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>>7677945
>breathe in
>breathe out
>nod weakly
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>>7677945
>mumbles something about protecting his friends
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>>7677945
>>7677970
>>7677976
...
>Watch.
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>>7677934
We can take the plane - I think Metagross will be too distracted by the Beldum to fly properly.
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>>7677881
Really? That would be so cool! I'd be honored.
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>>7677935
Doesn't he have a concert that day?
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>>7677933
Hello N, I see your still practiceing
>https://youtu.be/xsmKy0UvHoY
>>7677935
Whats going on on the 14th?
you have completely lost me butterknife
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>>7678016
>He leads the champion to the plane and opens the door.
It'll be a little cramped. Don't mind the french fry smell.
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>>7677970
>>7677976
You did good... both of you.
>shudders.
Zorro... I don't know whether to pray for the best, or just let you sleep, boy.
If it's going to hurt all the time you're awake, well...
>Fuschiafag sobs.
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>>7678044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es5mh7pBeec
Hello Volkner, nice to see you still have time to play despite your gym.
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>>7677964
...
>Sweatâ„¢
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Gahd dammit...

Sorry Victini, I have to go home to Kanto. Shit just went down.

>Mew to Kanto, straight for the Indigo League
...fucking Pokemon Retribution Squad defacing my fucking region...
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>>7678044
well it's valentines day, but we can arrange another day if you want cool guy
>>7678040
he does? oh well we can change it if he wants
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>>7678032
And now it's name is Ruby. I'll update the papers later.
>>7678059
... french fries? Why...?
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>>7678092
You alright over there?
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>>7678077
>Ninetails cracks a smile

I understand this is a tough decision for you... I do recommend you stay here though. That extremist group seems to stay away from pokecenters. Seems they have a bit of honor.
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>>7678094
>Mew used Genesis Supernova
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>>7678118
Well. If you'll believe me Ghetsis himself somehow threw them into the cockpit mid flight.
...
I'm not lying.
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>>7678109
Valentines day?
....
Oh fuck I forgot to my sister a present
>drops guitar and bolts off to the store running at full speed
>>7678084
Sorry N gotta run, I we can catch up later
>>
>>7678118
sweet-

>>7678136
MEW NO
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>>7678136
Where were you 2 hours ago when this shit show began, discordfag?
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>>7678127
Yeah, I'm fine.
>Back to working on this Colosseum wooooo
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>>7678136
>Snap.
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>>7678156
>Canceled

...Why not? Have you not seen what they've done?
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>>7678132
Honor... fuck 'em. There's no honor in what they've done.
>Fuschiafag kneels down by Zorro.
Buddy... we can keep you here, or we can stop the hurt. I... I don't wanna make that call for you.
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>>7678136
>>7678208
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
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>>7678077
>Mumbles something about Plasma
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>>7678190
>Help that bf
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>>7678155
aww aren't you a sweet and caring man
well when you return we arrange the day
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>>7678208
I would rather resolve this without anymore killing.

>stands infront of the league gates.
>is crawling with PRS
>shouts
WHERE IS THE LEADER?
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>>7678236
I was GOING to blast these fucks off the face of the planet, but...

>>7678263
...It seems Ruby here wants to try some diplomacy.
>>
>Makes a pentagram out of salt
>Writes a link to the discord and burns it in the middle

SALT ELEMENTAL

I CALL THEE
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>>7678208
>>7678263
>an intimidating and large man walks up.
>there aren't many humans... a lot of pokemon though.

You just missed him. He was near Fuchsia City not to long ago. Haven't seen him since.

>readies for a fight
What do you want?
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>>7678285
Diplomacy isn't going to bring back the dead, and knowing their fanaticism, they only want more dead.
I doubt diplomacy is going to work but lets give Ruby a chance first.
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>>7678306
>salts their fries using the salt pentagram
>eats them
Deliciously satanic
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>>7678241
Plasma? What does that mean?
>>7677976
Oh Zorro...
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>>7678263
>The leader shouts on a megaphone
WHAD YEW WANT
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>>7678326
I'm seriously hoping Ruby's not about to get himself killed.
These guys make Ghetsis' loyalists look like N's crew by comparison.
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Has anyone seen my Girlfriend Incineroar? I'm her boyfriend just to let you know.
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>>7678376
Can you like....

Not?
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>>7678395
Yah naw...
Ah never thought abit it lahk thayt.
LEZ GO BOYZ BACK TA KILLIN BLACKS IN UNOVA
>All of them get into a truck and drive off
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>>7678365
I threw in with their, er, new management a little while back.
Offered a safehouse, someplace for Pokemon like Jamie to lay low.
>Fuschiafag shuffles.
Sylvie... I don't know if Zorro would be happy living like this, or if he'd resent me for making the call.

>>7678285
>Looks at his 'dex.
>Ice in Frankie's veins
I'm from Fuschia City, and I say kill 'em all...
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>>7678285
see? I told you!>>7678433
>waves goodbye!
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>>7678376
>>7678318
>>7678433
...

W h a t.
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>>7678470
An y'kno kid I dun seen the error 'a mah ways
If ya need help from us just call
Rednecks hear everythin'

BACK TA SPOOK HUNTIN
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>>7678473
FUCK IT
KILL THE REDNECKS
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>>7678473
Kill them.
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>>7678452
>hops up besides Fushiafag
How about we just wait to ask him
>winks seductively at fushifag
and besides I got just the right thing in mind to take your mind off of him
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>>7678488
THE REDNECKS ARE A DECOY

(No seriously, Ruby got two responses and people are ignoring the non-redneck one that came first)
>>
I'd just get myself a bunch of female machokes and make 'em earn money for me and choke on ma cock desu
>>
>>7678524
Then the non-decoy needs to go boom.
Maybe the rednecks too, as they announced they're off to go commit genocide in Unova.
>>
>>7678473
See? things are always worth talking out before violence.

>>7678487
I will do! You guys seem like someone I'd share a beer with.
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>>7678306
Salty salty has heard your call, Turts is hilarious when he's raging though I can't blame you for kicking him from the discord. 40 L9 trainers raiding Kanto without GM intervention of some sort is laughable, my less than corporeal avatar nearly got a stupid fox and a virgin fire dog killed which is amusing. This is all you'll get out of me mortal, this NaCl is low quality
>>
>>7678520
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>>7678452
That's new.
>Snap a pic.
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>>7678077
.....
>is unconscious
>and unresponsive...
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>>7678452
Honestly the only one who can make that call is Zorro but taking ones life is a tough choice to make.
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>>7678553
...Fine.

>>7678487
>>7678318
>Mew used Genesis Supernova
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>>7678553
Indeed. Off them both.
Ruby's too dumb to know the difference anyway.
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>>7678591
This is amazing.
>Snap another picture.
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>>7678487
>>7678433
God damnit- >>7678591

.... you missed. Some little fucking Ghost pokemon killed our leader. We are in Fuchsia City. Along with a bunch of innocent pokemon here. You going to kill them to?!
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>>7678520
>Bad. Fucking. Decision.
...
I'm contemplating putting down a friend whose only other option is a life of constant pain.
And you've decided this is a good moment to proposition me.
Is sex all you fucking think about!?
>Fuschiafag raises the bat for a moment, then lets go of it.
...get out. You're not welcome here anymore.

>>7678586
>>7678580
He's out... I don't think he's going to make it.
I'd give him less than a fifty percent chance at lasting the night.
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>>7678621
>throws brick at
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>>7678636
...

>Fire the Genesis Supernova at the rednecks

...You have one chance to explain your little rampage through Kanto before I burn your little faction to the ground in a hail of psychic fire.
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>>7678689
>throws brock at
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>>7678689
I'll call that one... Failed shot.
>Snap.
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>>7678707
>brick thrown part deux
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>>7678697
Yes. Burn everyone here. Even the innocents.

we will retreat for now... Our leader is dead and everyone is scattering anyway.
As for out little "rampage" as you put it. Sometimes the tree of progress must be watered with the blood of the innocent from time to time. We will return. And we will Liberate.

>End transmission.
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>>7678649
Fine then,all I said was to ask him when he wakes up what he thinks.
If you were really his friend you would not even be listening to this nurses opinion yet alone considering putting him down.
But I am staying right here, this is a pokemon center after all and look I twisted my ankle when hopping around earlier
>>
>>7678591
>>7678697
Stop trying to killing them! They stopped!
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>>7678744
Guess I'll head home.
>>
>>7678558
(I'm not bothering you anymore, don't bother me, please can't I just be left alone)
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>>7678756
Tree of progress?! TREE OF PROGRESS!?

YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKING GOALS, YOU DO NOT HANG UP ON A FUCKING LEGENDARY

>Mew basically shouts this into the mind of the guy that just ended the transmission

>>7678774
The rednecks clearly weren't done killing people, as they stated intent to continue, and they weren't even the people I was going to target in the first place.
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>>7678251
>The Colosseum is more or less finished
>Just needs electrical stuff done
>Boop the banette
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>>7678819
>Kiss the Bones.
Hey! Lookin' good!
And the Colosseum is nice too.
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>>7678818
With that kind of talk, it is better to just blow his mind right there, right now.

>>7678774
You're an idiot m8
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>>7678756
What... 'progress' have you made here?
I can't even figure out your agenda, beyond pointless slaughter.
Then again, maybe that is your goal. Let the world burn, knock civilization back to square one.

( Discord's talking and the power creep is real here. Anybody short of maxlevel Trainer teams and Legendaries gets instakilled [see: Zorro and Cinder] and all the antagonists to straight to 'lol kill the world'. It's getting a little unfun, even for us. )
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Heading down to the shop to buy a new lens. How is everyone?
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>>7678951
Trying to not simmer in my own rage at the last days. I appreciate your photos b.t.w., it's always nice to have more cameras on the ground.
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>>7678881
>Smooch the Stitch
Shushhh.
It is pretty nice though.
>>
(welp, I guess that's it, I left the discord, I'm outta here)
(Snell ya later, faggits, Emrys out)
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>>7678951
World's gone mad and I'm just along for the ride.

>>7678986
Same here. Feels like I'm useless, like the minute I step outside one of the giants on the playground's going to squish me like a bitty little bug. Legendary Pokemon, trainers of fucking mythic-level power...and I'm just a guy with a metal stick and an abnormal psych profile.

>>7679033
( Catch you later, bud. Take care, ok? )
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>>7679012
>Hug the boyf.
Well now we can finally roleplay as gladiators.
>>
>>7679033
(Is this it? is this the part where shit just implodes?)
(welp, it was nice to post here)
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>>7678986
Yeah I try my best to help. Danger's my drug and I live for more.
>>7679050
I've taken to the ground and trying to help. I don't know anymore, man. Everything's so dangerous these days.
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>>7679050
I'm almost tempted to somehow flee this ship, go back home and wait death by apocalyptic event or rogue IP agent.
>>
>>7679086
(It's been looking that way since the hoopaning honestly)
>>
>>7679074
>Hug back tight
Mhmm..
Uh, wanna try training now? Or do you want to do something else?
>>
>>7679139
(we should really have done more to promote comfyness and ignore all power creeping destroy-us-all events)
(I'd say to just completely ignore what happened in the last days but now completely resetting everything seems like a better option, with all these characters getting abandoned)
(But in the end, it's not my call to decide that)

>>7679033
(Forgot to say: see you later)
(Hopefully)
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>>7679164
Sure babe!
Don't go easy on me though.
>>
>>7679123
So what's your angle?
>>
>>7679139
( Word of one of the bigshots from Discord is that antags really shouldn't be L100's / Legendaries and immediate "lol kill the world" right off the bat )
( Not every bad guy should be scaled to fight N or Red, and N or Red shouldn't have to fight every bad guy. )
(I play Fuschiafag. He started out with a bitchy sister who messed up his Vaporeon, and she was the antagonist. I don't think I could do that arc now because either someone from 3 Regions away would instagib her or it would be ignored because of the apocalypse of the day. )
>>
>>7679213
...Well I don't want to hurt you too bad..
But okay.
>>
>>7679209
>prevent powercreep
>/trash/-tier autism not spilling out of control of whose the biggest and stronkest lol so funny to be gods randomly crushing people and meat origami lol lol
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>>7679236
Left.
Joking. I hate strife and I want to see things back in order. I've always wanted to do something nasty to Team Rocket or something.
>>
way tommorow the renovations in my house will be complete and then it will be brand new
me mama and goli are so happy
>>
>>7679335
(I'll be honest here, i wasn't too fond of them in the early threads when they were even more prevalent)
(Learned quickly that they worked really well at ending all kinds of stupid shit, too bad about Skitter's IRL problems putting a stop to that)
>>
>>7679345
>not saying Dutch
boooooo
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>>7679273
>Float on in to the Colosseum.
Let's dance!
>>
>>7679354
Nice, little guy. Glad to hear it. What's your favorite part of the renovations?
>>7679345
I got the chance to do something nasty to Aether once. I felt bad about it at the time, but now? Not so much.
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>>7679409
>Follow inside and get ready, setting my bag down nearby.
You can get the first shot off if you want.
Revives, berries, and potions are in my bag if we need them, by the way.
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>>7679345
I once attempted to sneakily strike an IP agent and fumbled it. It was then that I realized I lack the swinging skills of John over there.
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>>7679364
I should have.
>>7679459
Do tell. How good is a pipe in a battle anyway?
>>7679496
I think I'd rather use an ice pick or stiletto or something. Camera replaced, I'm heading over to a place I heard has Rocket activity.
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>>7679553
It's a mace now, I reshaped it.
It's all about physics - a good swing can take out a guy easy. Against a Pokemon it won't do much. Stealth helps, too - somebody who doesn't realize you're there, whether because they don't know they've been seen or because they're otherwise occupied is an easier target, gives you more time to wind up.

>>7679496
You might want to use something lighter. A piercing weapon, probably.
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>>7679459
The house was pretty run down so it needed to change a lot's of thing
But my favorite thing is that the second floor and the attic are going to be accessible again
It was too dangerous to go up there and now it's possible so we will have more rooms
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>>7679553
>>7679629
I might's just rip out the electronics from my shock baton and reshape it into a stun gun, actually. It feels like it reaches higher voltages than standard issue police sticks, sometimes.
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>>7679464
Sure hope I don't miss this first shot.
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
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>>7679629
A mace? That's amazing. I might try that sometime.
>>7679640
Sounds nice little guy. Where you from?
>>7679699
You'll be like Colress then.

Found something that looks Rockety. Decided on a screwdriver as my weapon. If I don't reply I'm probably dead.
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>>7679699
Uh... Streambro?
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>>7679640
That is cool! I bet it's gonna be great. Maybe you'll even have a bigger room?
>>7679699
That's probably a good idea.
>>7679755
Dude, do your recon first. Make sure you're hitting the right target.
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>>7679640
That must be a really run down house to have a whole floor unusable. Glad to see that at least somewhere things are improving.

>>7679755
Maybe you should reconsider what you're doing.

>>7679789
I'm going to need a few capacitors in the kiloFarad range.

>>7679785
Yes?
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>>7679755
I'm from sinnoh, i live at the great marsh there was an abandoned house that mama bought and asled to live and work here i few years ago
>>7679789
Well the rooms on the second floor are way bigger, so i'll probably have the second biggest room on the second floor
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>>7679871
I... I'd like to join your team, if that's all right with you. I mean... up until now we've basically been that in every way except officially...
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>>7679789
I'm not being stupid. Just... The cargo containers with the big red R on them are a little suspicious.
>Uploaded seriously.png
>>7679871
I won't get into trouble.
>>7679874
Is it nice there?
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>>7679871
(Do you want the Discord brovski?)
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>>7679906
One second
>minutes later, unused pokeball in hand
Well, here we go. How about you do the honors?
In retrospect, I should have accepted that Zoroark's proposal, lack of space back at home be damned.
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>>7680033
>Zeta nods, booping the ball with his nose. In a few moments, the Porygon-Z is turned into energy and absorbed by the Pokeball, which seals the deal- registering Zeta as Streambro's- with a satisfying 'click'.

>It turns out that Zeta's extradimensional misadventure had broken his ties with any Pokeball that he was kept in by Galactic, if they even kept him in one.
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>>7680033
If we run into each other again sometime I wouldn't mind joining you.
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>Valentine's Day coming up
I'm going to be fairly sad if I'm still a virgin on the 15th.
What's normal for Valentine's Day presents? I can't say I've participated before.
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>>7679716
>29.2-35.5% down
hhh..ow.
Well, good aim, decent hit. Good first shot.
>Bones used Iron Head
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>>7680122
>Oh fuck.
>Stitches crumples against the attack and gets knocked the fuck out.
>And probably torn the fuck up a bit.
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>>7680026
Pretty nice, it's quiet, it basically a big playground
but it's a bit lonely so i don't have that many people to play with
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>>7680195
>Tree gives an oran Berry
>Where the fuck he came fro,mm noone knows
I am Tree
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>>7680195
..........
>Bones: FREAK
>Runs and grabs revives and potions from my bag
>Apply liberally to the boyfriend oh god
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>>7680091
>Dex chimes with the new pokemon registered sound
>Lets Zeta out of his ball, puts ball safely in the bag along Jay's and Hal's

>>7680112
And hopefully I will not have to bum out a pokeball by then.

>>7680027
(After all this time I think I'm ready for the full brunt of autism)
(Just don't expect me to say much, or anything)
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>>7680231
A-ah. What happened-
>>7680213
>Berry???
>>7680231
Uhhh. Did- Did you win?
>>7680250
(No problem welcome https://discord.gg/8vgR5 )
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>>7680271
>Shelldon neatens up the steps a little, making them safer
>Admires the construction of the colosseum.
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Grimsley, any estimate for how long it will take to get there?
>>7680120
Call me biased, but I think gemstones make an excellent gift.
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>>7680250
>Zeta's first action when coming out of his ball is to hug his new trainer happily.
>He then blinks softly.
So ah... what next?

(Woo, all right!)
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>>7680271
I am Tree
>Tree points out into the desert
>then to a sack he is holding
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>>7680271
>Hug the fuck out of the bf
Yes..god I'm sorry...
>Bones is less than okay with what just happened
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>>7680250
I'm good with just tagging along if you don't have a ball.
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>>7680296
>We love you Shelldon.
>>7680320
S-santa?
>>7680324
>Hug the bf.
Hahaha, don't worry dude I'm fine. I'd only die if you like... Shoved a spell tag down my throat or something.
>Kiss the snoot.
You alright? I'm okay I promise.
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>>7680324
>>7680308
>>7680364
>Tree empties the contents of the sack
>out falls a Helix fossil
>Tree proceeds to hold it up in an almost worshipping fashion
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>>7680303
We've been in the airport for a few hours. You fell asleep yet again.
Do you need to sleep more?
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>>7680120
Don't listen to anyone else, they don't speak the language of love as well as a Kalosian.
You are the best present you could give him mon cher, make sure you set the mood. Low light and candles, roses, perfume... Play the senses like a fiddle and it will be a night never to be forgotten.
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>>7680415
get the fuck out baguette
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>>7680120
If it's anything like my own, solitary Valentine's Days, it's mostly eating candy

>>7680308
Waiting for something to happen, and I hope it's a long wait considering the kind of recent happenings.

>>7680336
That works for me, but not really for your particular case.
Just how did you drop off the ship anyway, might steal the how in case I have to safely escape a downed plane/airship and the "let Jay, Hal and now Zeta to carry me off to ground" plan might not work.
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>>7680364
..A-are you sure?..
>Coughâ„¢
>Calm down bonehead he's okay
Yeah, I-I'm fine.
>Smooch the Stitch
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>>7680026
Well, that is pretty blatant. If it gets too hot, bail the fuck out.

>>7680443
I am also interested in this.
Particularly if a way back up is included.
I want to go scrounge up some cash for drinks and delicious groceries.
>>
>>7680364
>While studying the structure, he notices a few bent or rusted support beams
>They are fine like that, but they look damaged to him
These beams don't look very stable...
They could slip out, or break, at any time.
Maybe if I bent them back into place, or reinforced them...But then again, with what happened at the castle...
Hmm...
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NEVERMIND, something is indeed happening. I hope I'm wrong.

>>7680026
You still here?
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>>7680447
>Hug that boyfriendo.
I'm fine I promise. You wanna call it a draw for tonight?
>He laughs.
>>7680464
>SHELLDON PLS
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>>7680438
Temper temper. Afraid I'm going to steal your darling? He's cute, but even I know when something isn't worth it.
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>>7680478
Welp.
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>>7680207
Well if I'm ever in the neighborhood I'll drop by.
>>7680461
Yeah I will. I just fiddled with the lock and it opened.
>Uploaded inside.png
Looks empty. I'm not walking inside. Might be a trap.
>>7680478
Yeah, sorry. I usually wait for everyone to reply before I reply. It's annoying to have to reply after I've already posted.
>Uploaded nextone.png
Combo lock.
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>>7680391
... Probably. Between Devon and my championship I don't get much of it.
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>>7680486
Maybe if I am gentle...
>"Gently" taps a bent beam
>It snaps in half, and falls apart
Oh crap. I hope that wasn't important...
Please don't cave in. Please don't cave in....
>Concerned lobster noises
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>>7680486
..Okay. And, sure. heh

>>7680464
>Notice lobster eyeing up very important structural assets
>Chuck nanab berry at
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>>7680496
how about this
you take that back
and i dont come over there and piss on your food
>>
>>7680464
>tree takes notice of this and agrees internally
>Roll to use Wood hammer to attempt to fix beams
>>
>>7680496
Hey it's you again you
Why did you run away that day?
Did i scare you too?
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>>7680303
>>7680415
Well. Thanks for the advice, I suppose. I'll figure out something.
>>7680443
I would offer you the chocolates given to me by Alakazam but uh... No. You don't want those.
>>
>>7680532
...
>>7680536
>Hop out of Bonefriend's arms and go poke Shelldon.
>>7680532
What's up?
>>7680547
TREE WHY
>>
>>7680523
It's pretty late. Let's grab a hotel room and get some sleep.
>Hop out of french fry plane.
>Spritz cologne on self.
>>
>>7680536
>Catches the berry
Um...Thanks.
>Eats it

>>7680559
Uh...I broke something. Again.
A beam of sorts.
It wasn't important, right?
-Shelldon
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>>7680547
>whoops now the beams are even more bent out of shape
>they actually could collapse now for real
>>7680559
>tree shrugs
I am Tree
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>>7680520
Sure, now that we have guest rooms it's possible for people to visit and stay more often
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>>7680539
Which part, la puce? You having a temper? Your darling being cute? Him not being worth a curling iron to face? I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific.
>>7680551
I'm a raging homosexual, if you couldn't tell.
>>7680555
You're welcome, mon Cher. Don't be afraid to come back for more advice.
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>>7680593
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>>7680598
whatever puta
i got a boyfriend to ranch
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>>7680598
But you didn't have to run away, i wasn't going to eat you or something
That was pretty rude
>mubling complaining how "the pretty ones are either gay or already taken"
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>>7680651
Should I guard the hallway with orders to prevent interruptions by any means necessary, sir
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>>7680555
Never trust anything just poofed into existence in your close proximity.

>>7680598
Actually, change of plans. I have a few chocolates here with your name on them.
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>>7680593
>>7680580
>Bones is going to have a fucking aneurysm at this rate
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>>7680598
Stop calling me that. I'm not your dear.
>>7680651
Boyfriend? Hmmm... Couldve swore we were married.
>>
>>7680580
>>7680593
whyyy
>>
>>7680723
>>7680757
I'm sorry, okay?
I'll just-
...
>Groans
Get some metal. So you guys can fix it.
Because all I do is break things, apparently.
-Shelldon
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>>7680749
we just got married N
i love you dude but the whole husband thing is super new
>kiss the lettuce
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>>7680757
>Tree shrugs
>>7680723
>Gives Oran Berry
>>7680792
>Tree quickly follows to help Get metal
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>>7680800
I'm teasing, I've slipped up several times too.
>Return the Fry's kiss
>>
new for RANCH
>>7680865
>>7680865
>>7680865
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>>7680827
Thank you.
>Munch it to distract myself from what just happened
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>>7680800
>>7680840
You should do the official marriage ceremony the 15th, just a thought.
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