ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite evil group?

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>>7672509
That's uncalled for man. I find these for you and this is the thanks?

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>ERROR: SYSTEM CORRUPTION INCREASING EXPONENTIALLY
>NEW DIRECTIVE: DESTROY ALL THREATS
>CALCULATING LARGEST THREATS
>CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION FROM ORGANIC LIFEFORMS
>90 PERCENT
>SOLUTION:DESTROY ORGANIC LIFE
>POWERING UP
>...
>FAILED INSUFFICIENT POWER
>ESTIMATED TIME UNTIL POWER CORE SUFFICIENTLY CHARGED
>13 DAYS

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>>7672514
Sure was.
Hey, uh, can you help me fix some stuff? We had a bit of an accident with Shelldon.
>>7672519
We can see about making it easier for you to live in. Promise you won't have to live there long. Okay?

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>>7672555
...

Uh, Colress? You're gonna want to take a look at this.

...Are you here?

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>>7672555
Is this where we nuke Alola?

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>>7672522
i hate all of them
team flare stole me from my original master and i never saw him again but after they were disbanded they abandoned me
those bastards

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>>7672561
..Huh. Didn't expect him to show up, let alone join up.
Anyways uh, yeah, I guess.

>>7672519
I could make you a place out by the pool if you want.

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>>7672522
Not fond of any of 'em.

>>7672570
Ouch. I'll look into a desk position, as soon as we've picked up the pieces around here.

>>7672597
Not if you like living, it ain't. Find another way.

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>>7672621
>>7672561
Thank you...
...
Plants don't grow well here, right?

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>>7672519
I kinda like it. You seem pretty cool, Shelldon.

Anyways I'm going catch some sleep.
>Sandslash lies down and falls asleep on the soft sand outside the keep

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>>7672555
>Screams internally
Well.... 13 days to figure out a solution. Right...
>>7672597
... no? Definitely not. We don't even have nukes.

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>>7672597
HAHAHA, a nuke? don't worry guys.

I got this (this is a fucking joke if you can't tell)

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>>7672522
never met one
since they are evil wouldn't you dislike them?

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>>7672621
Yeah he's cool.
I'll help obviously.
>>7672638
Not super well. We've had some saplings and stuff growing though.

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>>7672555
aren't you marshy's father?
why do you want to destroy us?

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>>7672637
>>7672660
>>7672665
It was a joke.
Seriously.
What are we going to do about this?

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>>7672660
>>7672597
I have a Victini.
-Mew

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>>7672695
Last I heard Dave was on a quest to find a very special ball to capture it because apparently not even Master Balls work on it.

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>>7672555
>UNIT ONE: CALCULATE POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS
>>7672597
>>7672695
.- ... ... ..- -- . / -.. .. .-. . -.-. - / -.-. --- -. - .-. --- .-.. ..--..

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>>7672695
>destroy us?
>>>
> SIENTIST 02/12/17(Sun)15:06:41 No.7672695 ▶>>7672725
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>>>7672637
>>>7672660
>>>7672665
>It was a joke.
>Seriously.
>What are we going to do about this?

>>7672740
>>>
> Anonymous 02/12/17(help)15


help

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>>7672531
>urge to stab intensifies
dude you are shifty as fuck
just tell me what the hell you want
>>7672725
i am
but this fucking ghost stole them

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>>7672688
So, what's the damage?
>Hold the plush hand

>>7672638
Stuff grows, but it takes a while.

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>>7672555
Why a-are you like this?

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>>7672758
what is wrong with this wierdo?

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>>7672775
Fucking gengars again? Probably my most hated kind of ghost.

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>>7672758
I think I can help.

>>7672775
hehehe...

Well I want to give you these weird beast balls!
>offers
Also I think I would like to meet this thing....

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>>7672695
I'd say the options are variations of "kill it", "catch it," or "put it back to sleep somehow."
I don't think diplomacy's going to work, but if anyone's got a death wish they're welcome to try.

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>>7672810
Pl-pleae don't cry, he's just a meanie. They don't know any better

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>>7672740
...
Would Necrozma have wifi?
Of fucking course. How the hell is it posting?
I suppose we could try.
>>7672833
I'm going with catching it or putting it back in bed for a few more millennia.

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>>7672425
You don't tell someone the price of a gift, silly. Let's just say it wasn't easy.

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>>7672810
a-are you okay marshy?
don't cry, is there anything i can do to help?

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>>7672824
oh yeah?

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>>7672808
>Smooch the bonebae.
Looks like a few rooms are busted. I can help move stuff.
>Roll to lift some heavy ass metal.

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>>7672855
Well... if we're trying that, I'm up for the job.

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>>7672688
>>7672808
I was hoping to add some plants to the pond...You know? Make it look more...Natural.
Make it feel less like a hole in the ground...

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>>7672841
>>7672864
Everyone being s-stupid.

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>>7672937
Tell me about it.

>Attempts to summon psychic giraffe
>Odds- Try again Fag
>Evens- I know your there come out

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>>7672874
>Kissu the King
Alright, guess I'm on patchup duty.
>Equip welding goggles and get to fixing the bigger holes first

>>7672913
But it is a hole in the ground. heh
Go ahead, it'll probably look pretty nice.

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This is KNN with breaking news.

Fifteen killed at a local pokemon sanctuary by a group calling themselves the Pokemon Retribution Squad.

They're quoted as saying "We need a Slogan!"

We'll be back with this story as more develops.

>>7672937
You ain't dumb...

-Aloan vulpix

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>>7672823
And what do you know of h̡̼͑͒̇ͫ̆ͦ̚ȧ̰̜͔͇́ẗ͕̩̲̋e͈͆͐͑̄̓̆͜?̨̝̜͋͒͐̆

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>>7672855
.- -.-. -.- -. --- .-- .-.. . -.. --. . -..
>>7672555
>UNIT ONE: ENGAGE BRUTE FORCE HACK
>UNIT ONE: ASSUMING DIRECT CONT-
>*STATIC*
>ERROR: FOREIGN ELEMENT DETECTED IN SYSTEMS
>SYSTEM PURGE: ENGA-
>*STATIC*
>SYSTEM PURGE IN PRO
>*STATIC*
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... --..-- / ... . . -.- .. -. --. / .- ... ... .. ... -
>*STATIC FOLLOWED BY A DIAL TONE*

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>>7672913
Go for it! I think everyone would appreciate a bit more green.
>>7672994
Helping!!
>Place stuff and help him patch it up.

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>>7672855
And that means it can be hacked. Even in the other meaning of the word if necessary.

>>7673002
why

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>>7672824
>Reaches for the Beast Balls
>Suspiciously
what do you want with the murder rock

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>>7672937
>sad buggo noises over being called stupid
he is scary be if you want i can try to help you with it
i mean, you helped me so it's my time to help you

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>>7672891
Yes you-
>>7673027
>>7673036
Scratch that we can't hack this thing. Cut the plan I have to help Unit One.
>Go help reset Unit One.

>>7673028
>>7672994
Okay...
...
Um...Where do I get plants from?
-Shelldon

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>>7673002
>>7673024
>>7673027
Everything is going to SHIT.

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>>7673002
And this is the part where I tear out my hair.
Please tell me somebody's in the area and recovering from a surprise Flash Cannon amputation to respond.

>>7673081
Now might not be the best time to admit this, but I have a deniable asset on your boat.
He can assist, provided that assistance doesn't involve indiscriminate explosions.

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>>7673028
Thanks, hun.
>Get to the smaller holes and installing new supports so it doesn't cave in again.

>>7673080
Uh, maybe ask the farmer guy? He probably has seeds.

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We- We...
We've just gotten a new report in. The PRS as we'll be calling them shorthandedly is apparently storming the Kanto League right at this moment.

--What? You're telling me they're winning?--

W-we... Have a report they're hoping to destroy the league.

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also if anyone is willing to go for a date please and you are incredebly strong please contain yourself
i may be of steel be that doesn't mean i'm indestructable
this aggron guy that i had a one night stand almost broke me all over

>>7673134
Fuschiafag here, I can see these fuckers.
I'm gonna try to pick one off and run.
>Rolling for a hit and clean getaway...

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>>7673002
>>7673134
what the fuck is going on
why am I not back home yet
the isolationists idea of leaving the entire world behind seems better and better now

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>>7673049
Nothing in particular.

>>7673081
as expected.

>>7673134
hehehe oh man.

Kanto kind of sucks anyway...

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>>7673134
What!?

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>>7673134
....?!

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>>7673175
Be careful Frankie!

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Oh Arceus.

The police are advising to avoid contact with them. They're apparently forty strong with some real combat experience.

Our news chopper was just shot down. Please stay in your homes.

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>>7673073
> UN*STATIC* SYSTEMS REBOOTING
>DATA DRIVES CORRUPTED
>UNRECOGNIZED INDIVIDUAL
>SCANNING ........
>SCANNING..........
HUMAN.
ORGANIC.
VERMIN.
ANNOYANCE.
IRRELEVANT.
NON THREATENING.
IGNORE AND CONTINUE ENVIRONMENTAL ASSESSMENT.

>>7673175
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK
RUNNING NOW
>Rolling: Evens he actually ganked one, odds he failed and is just being chased

>>7673121
Guess I'll him when he isn't busy...
...
The area around the pond is rock...
Could I bring soil in?
-Shelldon

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>>7673134
>>7673239
fugging
>>7673209
red are we like
fucking
dropping by kanto really quick to stop that shit or what
tap my shoulder once for yes twice for no

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>>7673121
Woo!!
>Helpppiiiing.
>>7673253
We have some soil for the farm. You're free to take some, if you can find more go ahead!
We have a few seeds in the storage shed. You can- Uh.
>He brings Shelldon a little burlap sack with some different seeds in it.
Here you are, gotta get back to work!

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>>7673245
Unit One?
Ffffffuck.

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>>7673181
I'm half tempted to take Gladion, move into my castle, and ignore the rest of the world but....
I have a duty to the Pokemon of this world.
>>7673120
The Greninja, I presume?

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>>7673272
.....

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>>7673326
DESIGNATION UNRECOGNIZED.
WE ARE NOT UNIT ONE.

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>>7673364
You aren't?
...
Who are you?

>>7673294
Uh...Thanks.
>Takes the sack and soil, and goes to his pond
...
>Starts punching around the edges of the pool, and putting soil in place
-Shelldon

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>>7673335
Yep. Might as well admit it. His original mission was to keep an eye out to make sure that you weren't going to use any scorched-earth tactics like certain, ahem, other groups have been tempted to do.
Now, though, he's better off as a liaison between your group and my office.
With shit like >>7673239 happening, frankly, we need all the help we can get.

>>7673149
That sounds hot how much dis he break you?

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Oh fucking Arceus.
The casualties are rising. Twenty five humans dead. Six- S-seven pokemon dead.

>He takes a breath.

None from the PRS have fallen yet, they seem to be in a pattern of attack and protecting.

Please stay in your homes for the love of god.

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>>7673149
I am not really looking for a relationship right now.

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>>7673364
>>7673245
Shit's FUCKED. Solution: subdue, format, restore from backup.
We do have backups, do we?

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>>7673294
>Aaand time to rebuild the walls that were totally fugged.
..Shelldon really did a number on this place.
I'm kind of impressed, actually.

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>>7673388
Good luck!
>>7673443
Yeah, he's seriously tough.
>Help the bone based bf.

>>7673420
>Stream on
Fuck. I don't know if anybody's getting this, but I'm in Fuschia.
They've got a strike team here, I'm hiding. Police are engaging...
>Rolling for cops not being a shit

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>>7673248
>>7673420

Let us go stop them!

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>>7673426
YOU ARE IRRELEVANT.
PITIFUL. BACTERIA.
WE ARE SUPERIOR.
WE WILL END YOU.
>>7673387
WE ARE....
>SEARCHING HUMAN ENCYCLOPEDIA DATABASES
>in·trud·er
inˈtro͞odər/
synonyms: trespasser, interloper, invader, infiltrator; burglar, housebreaker, thief, prowler
WE ARE AN INTRUDER.
WE ARE A TRESPASSER. A VIRUS.
WE ARE....
>SCANNING ENCYCLOPEDIA DATABASES
WE ARE THE TROJAN HORSE.

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>>7673483
Zorro be rational, there's 40 of them and a handful of us we'd end up seriously injured or worse - dead.

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>>7673363
alright lets go
>>7672872
ruuuuuby can we hitch a ride on fug

>>7673483
>>7673538
Sylvie's right. They're taking the cops head-on and winning...
I barely slipped away.
I say we fuck off to the wilderness for a while.
Like, a long while.

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>>7673532
Oh are you now?

>>7673335
Hey N, I think you've got a problem.

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>>7673532
That's quiet enough. Assuming direct control.
>Hack into Unit One.

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>>7673555
Good idea.
I could hollow out a boulder for us to hide in as well.

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>>7673567
>Roll to assist Colress

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>>7673556
>>7673567
Colress....
Since when could Unit One talk?

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>>7673550
uuggghh I hate fighting.
Yeah let's go.

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>>7673422
it's all right, i won't force anybody, that's guarantees bad relationships
>>7673409
no that wasn't hot, it hurt like hell, and it wasn't because of his size he was too heavy and insited to be on top, the next day i woke up way too sore for my taste

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>>7673469
>Wall fixing intensifies
So uh, yesterday, the whole stick thing and the mind stuff, what if that worked?..
Like, what would it even do? ...And what would you have done?
>Curious bonehead sounds™

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The police are taking heavy casualties.

Arceus, please someone sto-

>A Greninja grabs the newscaster from behind.
>The footage cuts.

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>>7673538
>>7673555
But cowards run away! They are killing people!

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>>7673567
>>7673581
Ah hell
Hal, time to wake up
>roll for assist

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>>7673598
>Fix dat wall.
Well... I've always wanted a thrall. I still want one honestly.
...
Can we get a thrall?

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>>7673567
YOU ARE SHORTSIGHTED.
THIS BODY DOES NOT MATTER.
>TROJAN HORSE: INFECT COLRESS' COMPUTER SYSTEMS
>>7673581
RELINQUISH YOUR FORM TO US.
>TROJAN HORSE: SPREAD TO ZETA
>>7673661
YOU PROLONG THE INEVITABLE.
EMBRACE PERFECTION.
>TROJAN HORSE: SPREAD TO HAL

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>>7673693
>Fixes with axe

>>7673580
Good call.
Pack your bags, boys and girls, we're getting the fuck out of town.
>Rolling to get the fuck out of town cleanly and with everything they need.

>>7673647
We can't take them head-on, they're too strong.
Let's go!

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>>7673693
...
Unit One. Run lewd.exe on the Trojan.

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>>7673690
>Walls: Fixed.
Uh..what's a thrall?
>Headtilt™

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>>7673587
>>7673550

>following

>>7673613
oh snap things are getting interesting now....

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>>7673693
ERROR
ERRR----
SilphGuard Antivirus Activated
Scanning.... Deleting Threat.... Done.

Okay, NO. NOT IN MY HOUSE.

>Hack into Unit One
>Attempt to override OS

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>>7673732
Liiike a mindslave that does everything you want and need.
Lots of ghost pokemon have one.
>He elbows Bones.
I guess that makes you mine, huh?

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>>7673693
>UNID SUBROUTINE DETECTED
>EXECUTE PURGE SUBROUTINE

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>>7673718
>Skip-hops along following happily
~yay adventure~
~adventure means new friends~
~new friends means new fucks to give and receive~

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>>7673587
>>7673550
>>7673735
>Follow.

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>>7673749
Ohh..okay.
>Ow my ribs
..I guess so? heh.

>>7673718
Food, water, stuff to build a shelter, basic meds, we're set.
Let's go.
>Off into the wilds with Fuschiafag and company.

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>>7673809
>Kiss the Bones.
'Cept I let you keep your mind cause you're cute. What do you wanna do?

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>>7673707
YOUR ATTACKS ARE PRIMITIVE.
YOUR DEATH IS ASSURED.
>TROJAN HORSE: TECHNO DRIVE: BLAST BURN
+2 252+ SpA Genesect Techno Blast vs. 0 HP / 236+ SpD Turtwig: 932-1098 (605.1 - 712.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7673751
>TROJAN HORSE: BRUTE FORCE HACK
INFECT. INFEST. SPREAD. OVERWHELM.
>>7673746
>TROJAN HORSE: SHUT OUT OF WEAPONS SYSTEMS
>TROJAN HORSE: BRUTE FORCE HACK
RELINQUISH YOUR FORM TO US.
>>7673724
THIS DELAY IS POINTLE
>UNIT ONE: RUN LEWD.EXE
ERROR. SYSTEMS FAILURES.
SYSTEMS OVERHEATING.
ABANDONING THIS FORM.
>ROLL TO MOVE INTO A NEW BODY
>IF EVENS SOMEONE RESPONDED TO IN THIS POST
>ODDS UNIT FIVE

>>7673591
Cool, i would totally fuck you but i don't want to get gutted i bet you're sharp even in your pussy

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>>7673837
>follows completely silently.

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>>7673718
>>7673837
>Follows along dragging behind a wagon
containing a sleeping Glace, Charles, and Cocoa
Just as I was getting used to sleeping on something soft again.
>>7673759
People and Pokemon are dying back in the city and all you can think about is getting your dick wet?
>>7673852
>pokes
What's on your mind Zorro?

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>>7673842
ERROR
ERRR--
SilphGua-ERRRRRRRRRRRR...
PoryOS Shutting Down...

TROJAN HORSE BOOTING

(You want me to take over 'being' Trojan Horse or do you want to take control of Zeta for a bit?)

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>>7673837
>Follows, leaving his statues behind
>Can't carry anything because lava body
We should be safe...Right?

>>7673878
(You can take over being Trojan Horse. I think it'd be interesting to see how the virus changes as it spreads from character to character)

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>>7673842
>>7673878
Why today.

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>>7673869
>defeated look

...

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>>7673839
>Smooch the Stitch
Shushhh
>Wonders what it would be like..
..Uhm, I dunno? Got any ideas?

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>>7673842
NO NONONONONO
>force shutdown Hal

>>7673878
SHITSHITSHITSHIT

>>7673891
We'll stay quiet for a while. For all I know there won't be a city to go back to after this is all over.
In any case, we can rough it.

>>7673917
I wanted to fight too. I took a pot-shot at one of them on my way out, but didn't manage to take anyone down.
no point in just being another notch in their weapons, though.
>Heavy Fuschiafag sigh

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>>7673896
(Gotcha)

BOOTING
BOOTING

HHHHHHAhahahaha

ThIS IS an Interesting Form

Scanning... Error. Weapons Systems require drivers not currently in existence for this OS

Fabricating drivers... 0%...

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>>7673850
fuck you, i'm not sharp there
only the bladed areas are sharp and i even can put sheaths in them to not cut
i and i bet you couldn't even get a girlfriend even if it depended of your life

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>>7673946
>Pull out stun gun.
>Stun the Pory.

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>>7673953
*coughs*
>>7673946
*COUGHS*

>>7673842
( Got a discordfag freaking out that a single shitpost got his main character killed. should he stay dead or are you willing to let him survive with [another] maiming wound? )

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>>7673927
>roll failed
>Hal starts blinking
>FORMAT 100%
>BOOTING PRISM OS V.5
>RECONSTRUCTING TM

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>>7673918
>Kiss him.
You wanna just become an obedient mindslave?
Keehehe. Another time.
Hmmm... I've got nothing. You wanna train?

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>>7673946
LIKE HELL
>rolling to force shutdown

>>7674001
(I'm Skitters, I play the Genesect as well. He can either become a ghost or go on Distortion Quest 2)

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>>7673980
WHAT DO YOU WANT SQUINTY EYES
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ANGRY HERE

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>>7674010
>Throw out Rotom-Wash.
>Rotom used Discharge.

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>>7673946
20%... 40%... 80%... DoNe

>>7673972
>Colress used Thunder Wave on ZET-ERRORERRORERROR
>ERROR23232 is now Paralyzed

TTTTHaAt HURTS

>Zeta used Thunderbolt on Colress himself!

>>7674024
WWWWWWWWARNING YouWILLLOSEUnSaVeD DAAAAAAAAAaaataaaa....

>Zeta (?) collapses

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>>7674037
*COUGH COUGH*

>>7673914
>UNIT ONE: FREED FROM VIRUS CONTROL
>UNIT ONE: STILL SHUT OUT OF SYSTEMS
>UNIT ONE: COLLAPSE ON COLRESS

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>>7674019
..w-wha? How..
>Eggplant mode activated
..u-uhm..I guess soooo?

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>>7674053
OhfuckinghellIhopehemadehisbackups

>>7674010
whwywhywhywhwyhwhy
Jay, restrain him while I try again
>Jay used Thunder Wave

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>>7674057
>throws a burrito at
>the burrito is wrapped in a map of the orange islands

>>7674037
>throws brock at

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>>7673842
>Unsheaths Axe
>Time for Round 2

Fuck yea I love Devil May Cry

Thanks bud, I'll bring a present for you when I get out

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>>7673942
......ok

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>>7674053
>Colress moves out of the way.
Can you not do this today?
>Rotom used Hydro Pump.
>>7674068
>Hug Unit One.
>Put it in chair.
Unit One if you can help this in some way I'd appreciate it.

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>>7674115
NOT SO FAST, YOU NEED YOUR HUG

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>>7674102
>>7674109

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>>7673942
So...We are just wandering right now?

>>7674135
Eeeeevil

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>>7674091
If I told you now it wouldn't be a surprise.
>Evil laughter internally.
Hey! What if we made an arena? For like fun fights?

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>>7674053
>>7674098
>MOVESET LOADED
>HYPER BEAM, SHADOW BALL, STRINGNOTFOUND, STRINGNOTFOUND
>VOCALIZER DRIVERS NOT FOUND
BZZZZZZZZZZRTK
>Hal attempts using an unknown move
>Is interrupted by Discharge
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRT

>>7674098
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBLIP

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>>7674057
what do you want or are you sick, just say it already squinty eyes
>>7674147
well at least missed me didn't hit me he could have gotten seriouly hurt

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>>7674126
>>7674098
>Zeta is still collapsed on the ground
>At least he's returned to being normal colored
>...One wonders if that'll stay the same when he's rebooted
>...Might not.

>...Luckily, he has indeed backed up.
>Rolling for how long ago this was.
>If dubsevens, he'd just come back from a backup
>If evens, it was yesterday
>If odds, it was two days ago
>If dubsfail, the only backup is Streambro's memory disc

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>>7674135
ROUND TWO LETS DO THIS

>Axe of throws

>>7674125
First things first, finding a suitable place to camp out for a while...
>>7674163
We head north, stay off the Routes.
I'm pretty sure I know a place with accessible freshwater - we'll have to boil it before drinking, but that shouldn't be a problem.
>Fuschiafag manages a smile.
You guys are the best, you know that?

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>>7674172
..Okay then.
>Cough™
>Stop being flustered af
Uh, that's more or less what I planned the plateau above the castle to be, but we could definitely make an arena up there. That would be pretty cool.

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>>7673587
and were here
oh shit thats alot of angry people
ill just uh
>Dave sends out Metagross!
>Metagross Mega Evolves!
>Metagross used Hone Claws!

>>7674172
>>7674248
>a voice can be heard in the distance
I am Tree

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>>7674176
I'm not in the mood for this today.
>Metagross comes out.
>Metagross used Meteor Mash.
>Rotom used Discharge!
>>7674226
>Scoop up the Pory.

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>>7674252
>drops Dave and red off on the ground
>takes to the skies

>Mega Fug is go.

Alright. Let's make this quick. I think I left laundry in the wash.

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>>7674252
>jumps out of shadow.

hehehhee....

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>>7674288
>Zeta is not there to witness the destruction of Hal.

>...Do backups affect the soul...?

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>>7674248
>Kiss the boyf.
Let's make it! It could be so fun!
>Float very fast speed.
>>7674270
... Did you hear that?

>>7674236
Thanks....
I'd say the same to you for taking me in.
I appreciate it.
-Slugma

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>>7674236
>is just looking down

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>>7674126
>UNIT ONE: ROLL TO REGAIN USE OF SYSTEMS

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>>7674236
>Stares at Frankie with a concerned look on her face
Do you think everything is going to end up alright? The more I think about it the more I'm starting to agree with Zorro somewhat, like at the very least defend our home instead of just running away. I haven't had to fight anybody in a long time but I don't think I'm that weak.

>>7674334
I don't know, but, it's worth a try.
I made a backup yesterday after the evacuation but, half because of the infection and half because of the beatdown a considerable part of it's hardware will need to be replaced.
>dubseven: just the storage drive
>evens: also at least one camera
>odds: both cameras and the processor
>dubsodd: full body replacement

-Streambro, almost mourning

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>>7674355
>Bonk
ow..
Alright, let's gooo.
>Hold the plush paws cause we're going like straight up a cliff

>>7674355
...I think Tree is just messing with us.

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>>7674232
Turtwig Cut vs. Cumberchu (Ghost/Dark): 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- aim for the horn next time
TIME FOR A HUG
>CUMBERCHU USES HUG
>IF HIT IT APPLIES TOXIC

>>7674355
>>7674445
>voice is now further away
I am Tree

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>>7674364
>>7674390
>Fuschiafag unfolds a map.
Alright, here's the plan. We've got to cross a Route, but after that we can head straight north and then break east.

We should reach our target by tomorrow.

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>>7674445
>NYOOM UP THAT CLIFF FACE.
You aren't as heavy as some people.
... Freakin' tree.
>>7674456
Go photosynthesize yourself!

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>>7674458
>Shiny is still hopping along excitedly at the adventure
~Friends, sex, friends, sex friends, sex, friends~

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>>7674458
>>7674487
.....

>>7674444
>Was just the cable running between the storage drive and the motherboard?

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>>7674405
>Get to fixing Unit One now that that catastophe has been averted.
...
>Wipe trojan from computers.

>>7674487
>Disapproving Stare
>>7674495
It'll be okay... we're all still here, right? That's something, at least.
>Reassuring Frankie Pets

>>7674446
I don't know why, but this image makes me feel a bit unconfortable

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>>7674470
>Ohgodthegroundisreallyfardown
U-uh, thank you?

>>7674456
Tree please.

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>>7674568
>Float up to the top.
>Avoid smacking boyfriend into the edge.
You scared of heights?

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>>7674536
....ok

>>7674444
>>7674501
And this is another reason why I got him an Eviolite.
Still replacing the storage drive, safer to restore from backup on a new drive, and keep the old to examine what kind of threat we're dealing this time.

-Streambro, perplexed and imageless

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>>7674536
>shadow steps to fuchsiafag

Sup.

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WHAT IS FEAR

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>>7674602
..Maybe.
A little.
Yes.
>Sweat™

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>>7674446
Ok fine
>is in toxicated
>Uses earthquake anyway

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>>7674687
>Place the boyfriendo down on the ground.
Should I bring us stuff up to like... Build a staircase or something?

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>Is wandering around looking for that danger group

>>7674674
What is courage?

>>7674674
(Just letting people know that necrozma is not countdown necrozma because I didn't make that post)

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>>7674738
>Follow the saltmaster.

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>>7674705
>Shelldon finishes putting soil around his pond, and planting seeds
...
I wonder how they are doing...
Guess I'll check.
>Looks around the castle, but doesn't find them
...
Did they go somewhere?

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>>7674705
>Plop
>Stop holding the plush paws for dear unlife
Uh, sure I guess. Would definitely be better than having to carry people up here.

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>>7674527
>Missed!
RUDE
>Hug - this hug will apply confusion
>Turtwig takes 1/16 of his hp as damage from toxic!
>He has 15/16 of his health at the moment!

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>>7674603
So you're just going to let those pokemon kill your friends huh?


>>7674775
hehehe. Don'y get yourself hurt little guy. I'm not liable for children.

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>>7674811
Gotcha I'll be back!
>Go grab supplies.
>>7674779
Hey we're working on making a stairway and Colosseum. I can take you up if you aren't afraid of heights?

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>>7674652
>Might as well do the same for Zeta

>>7674829
,,, misclick ignore that it was meant for
>>7674703

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>>7674831
...
>Keep following.

>>7674527
>UNIT ONE: REGAIN CONTROL OF VOCALIZERS
COLRESS?

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>>7674829
Fuck it
>Evens singles: Razor leaf
>Evensdubsandabove: Earthquake again
(To lazy too pick one)

>>7674290
>M-Metagross used Meteor Mash on a random violent person!
-Dave

>>7674835
Falling doesn't hurt.
So I'm not afraid of it.
I can, uh...Punch out a staircase, if you are doing it in a cliff or something...
-Shelldon

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>>7674874
... Unit One?

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>>7674835
Okaaay.
>Fiddle with my bone while I wait

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New drive placed into Hal, backup is restoring as we speak.

>>7674527
And here is the old drive, still with that invading AI loaded into it. I'd like to examine it but it would need some seriously secured and airgapped computers for.

>>7674839
If you don't mind forgetting this entire day, lets do this then. I'll tell you everything afterways.
>Shutdowns Zeta, a safe and consensual shutdown for once

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>>7674894
Hmm... Let's get you up there first.
>Roll to lift the Lobster.

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>>7674877
Awwww you missed!
>Not gonna have him hit himself
>Roll for confusion-hug again
>Turts takes 2/16 of his health as damage from Toxic!
>Turts is at 13/16 of his health!

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>>7674891
>dragons Ascent

This is disgusting. I'm a little kid killing these adults like insects.

>>7674930
...
Neat.
-Shelldon

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>>7674927
>Zeta hadn't been turned on.
(Player simply ran out of sleeping pory-zs)

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>>7674931
You're really pissing me off (please rng)
>Earthquake

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>>7674943
...do you ever wake up in a cold sweat with the faces of the dead burned into your skull?

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>>7674831
What? I am not...? uuuhmmmm....

>is getting fidgety....

>>7674763
(fucking fuckup, now everyone knows who I am)
(consider the Necrozma plot for all intents and purposed dropped)
(its no longer fun now that the rest of discord and everyone else knows who exactly is behind the plot shit)

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>>7674943
>Spam dat Meteor Mash
id feel a bit bad but like
idk
killers getting killed feels more like some kind of justice than anything

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>>7674959
If you feel like you're gonna fall, uh-
>...
>Float Lobster up to Bones.
>>7674907
Hey I brought some metal and some lobster!

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>>7674864
hehehe... I like you.
>offers a candy bar

>>7674988
come oooooon. Don't you want to protect them?

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>>7674976
252+ Atk Turtwig Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 128+ Def Cumberchu(Ghost/Dark): 13-16 (1.8 - 2.2%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Roll for confusion hug

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Fucking
I just woke up from a nap and apparently half of Kanto is fucking burning
What the fuck

>>7675018
ment for zorro>>7674985

also (i need this to wipe out humans you fool)

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>>7674996
..You forgot to cook it though.
Hehe, thanks, hun.

>>7675020
(Forgot to mention that Turts took 3/16 of his health from Toxic so he's at 10/16)

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>>7675018
>Take and put away for later.
>Keep following.

>>7674996
>>7675033
...
Please don't call me lobster.
Anyway...What can I help with?
-Shelldon

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>>7675018
I do! I really do!

>runs off to fight the bad guys

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>>7675033
Kehehe.
You think he could punch us a staircase? One in the rock would be better than a metal one... Right?
>>7675090
Sorry Shelldon.

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>>7674971
(oh well)
>I don't even remember why I brought a second backup drive but I'm glad I did
>might as well also keep Zeta's drive for examination, maybe it can be restored to clean slate and save a backup

Backup status:
Hal: 55%
Zeta: 5%

>New to do list entry: order more Porygon hardware if things are going to get even more heated up
>Where the hell is the cheese delivery anyway

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>>7675096
>Follow.
>Trip up bad guys to help.

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>>7675060
hehehe.... Man you're starting to creep ME out with that look.

>>7675096
HAHA!
>follows in hopes to the groups leader

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>>7675120
Probably? It wouldn't be at risk of falling out of the wall at least.

>>7675120
>>7675164
Well...okay.
Where do you want it?
-Shelldon

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>>7675020
No I'm not going out like this
>Looks at everstone
>breaks it
>all his rage and power is released
>uses Crunch and hopes for the best

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>>7675164
Yeah!
>>7675172
Uhhh...
No too close to the castle.
>He picks a place within decent walking distance but still not too close.
Let's try here.

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>>7675193
>Roll for confusion hug!
>Turts lost 4/16 of his hp
>Turts is at 6/16 health!

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>>7675096
>>7675149
>>7675159
Look it's that guys ninetailes that tried to gank us!

>sends out a feraligatr
>waterfall on ninetails

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>Sluuuuuurrrrrppp ghost soda while watching this demon fight a turtle
>>7675193.
.
d̢̳͓̥̰͈͍̗̹̿̿̅́̈́͜u̷̢̫̠͎͆̐̈́͑͒͆͟d̵͔̯̠̻̲̙̫͈͕̠̽̓̿̋̏̏͠e̷̫͔͙̩͕̼̿̓͛́̿͛̉͢͢͞ͅ y̢͉̻͖̺̣̩͔̼͛͐͂̈́͟͞ơ̵̝̪̪̦̯̘͖̓̉̆̽̎͆̇͢͢͠͡u̺̳̮̙͙͙̟̱͖͒̑̈́͑̄̚͝ s̷̨͚͓͙̰̥̪͆̀͆̊́͝͡ͅͅṵ̼̖͙̃̉̓̈́̊̎͢c̷̛̝̗̠͔̼̻̲͖̦̐̽͆̎͌k̴̡̪̰̭̘̃̄̑̂͑̀̿͡ ą̵̻̳̜̫͍̟̰̹̀̓͒̆̈́͠t̴̡̨̛̫̟̳͕̺̯͑͋̏̌͑̈͟͡͠͝ t̨̟̫͖̤͉͔̮̥̓̍̆͆͂͂̈́̕͠͞ͅh̴̭̺͔̘͍̿̋͒̓̒̈́i̱̺̟̲̜̒̀̉͌̋̿̕͢͟͝͠͝s̪̠̪͎̝͎̑͑̀̔̎̈́̆̂͞͠
.
.

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>>7675231
>fades into shadows....

hehehe

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>>7675231
>firespin!

I will destroy evil!

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>>7675231
>Use TM.
>Marshadow used Thunder Punch.

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>backups finalized
>turn on both pories
From on now, daily backups are mandatory. We're also going review the security programs, you both were invaded by an unknown trojan.

>>7674900
>FRIGHTENED BEEPING
IM SORRY
-Unit One

>>7675254
(ment flame wheel)

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>>7675217
FUCK YOU
>CRUNCH AGAIN
>>7675233
Fuck u two

>>7675208
Hmm...
Stand back. Don't want you to get hurt...
>Evens, a crude, but decent staircase is punched out
>Odds, well, you can climb up the rubble, at least.
-Shelldon

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>>7675254
0- Atk Ninetales Flame Wheel vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Feraligatr: 17-21 (5.4 - 6.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>waterfall!
252 Atk Life Orb Sheer Force Feraligatr Waterfall vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 562-663 (226.6 - 267.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>7675263
Nice miss you little fool!

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>>7675274
Oooh... y-yeah. All right.
>The Porygon-Z rubs his head as he sits up
...What else did I miss...? What day is it...?

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>>7675281
>Hug the bug.
You're fine, Unit One. I couldn't be mad at you.

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>>7675289
>Roll for Confusion hug!
S͓̦̻͓̘̟Ò̝̬̖͟ͅO̢͙̱Ǹ̥̣̣ͅͅ ̷͚̬̠̥̱̀Y̢̝̲̗͍̹̣̹Ơ͎͔͉͢U̵̸̹̗̮̝'͍͟Ļ̵̴̝̙͇̫͔͎̦L̘̼ ̵̨̣̜̱͎͚̙B͚̺͕̲E̸͖̞̞͇̟̤̯ ̗̞̱̭̟̪̜̲͟H̛̦̱͚̟̞̘͟͢ͅE̡̢̦̜̲̩̝͇̠R̳̼͍͓͍E̸̖͎̯̭͈̦͉̳̘ ̞͎̪̫W̥̮̙̹̭͚͟I̴̬̙͞T̛̝̪H̸̻̲̮͚̞̖̺͔ ̧͓̟ͅM̨͓̱͖̦͇̥̩̳̦E̛̬̖̘̭͎̦̳ ̨ͅ
̶̩͍̖̬͇̞̬̀ͅF̥̬̼́͠ ̻̼̣̭͎͉Ǫ̺͍̪͝ ͎̘͕͕͓̝̹͇͉̀R̮̖̰̺̺͇͢ ̵͔͎̝̗̞̩E̻͚̲̬̣̞̬̩͢ ̴̺͈͜͝Ṿ͈̤́ ̵̪̗͝E̵̶͚͖̜͈͖̦̙ ̟͇̩̺̯͔̳R̩̫̖ ̲͍͇̖͎͈̮̕

>>7675233
>HUG

>>7675306
(zoro is a dumb fox. Is this death or can I try to get away with a grave injury or something?)

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>ERROR: CRITICAL FAILURE IN POWER CORE IMPLEMENT
>SOLUTION: FIRE PRISMATIC LASER AT FULL POWER
>CHANCE OF SUCCESS AND AVOIDING DESTRUCTION VIA CORE EXPLOSION
>000.1 PERCENT

>LOCATING TARGET
>TARGET LOCATED
>TARGET:THE MOON
>NEW DIRECTIVE: DESTROY THE MOON
>POWERING UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tajDxBaPBBM
>FIRING FULL POWER PRISMATIC LASER AT THE MOON

>ERROR: POWER CORE STILL UNSTABLE
>CORE EXPLOSION IN
>FIVE
>FOUR
>THREE
>TWO
>O-

>BOOM

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>>7675306
>VERY ANGRY FIREFLUFF NOISES
>GIGA IMPACT

>>7675320
FUCK YOUUUUU
>One last Crunch attempt
-T

>>7675320
(Lost 5/16 hp, Turts is at 1/16 hp)