/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #54: Fuck day Edition
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Satyr Abomination Thread: >>>/mlp/29422875
>What is the 'Satyr After Dark' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony (or any other sort of creature) decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about the steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations. Yes, even hand holding. Especially that.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
>>7674816
How badly does Thorn wants Mudpie clam? How often does she picture herself eating it out?
>>7674922
>How often does she picture herself eating it out?
Almost never. She's an analingus sort of girl.
>>7675012
>Eats ass
Doughnuts are a good treat
>Muddle experimenting with his butt
>>7675498
>Muddle
That's not how you spell Gargle
>>7675498
Keep this human filth out of the thread.
>>7676471
>Likes the webm
I.it can s.stay.
>>7676539
Fuck off
>>7676539
>Snapshot/Simmer/Pogo beingind over to pic up a pencil they "dropped"
Satyrs don;t wear pants
>>7675066
Good sisters share donuts all the time.
>>7677108
It should be against the law to have an ass that fine.
>tfw no bottom fuckboi to cuddle and pound that perfect ass
It hurts to live anon, it hurts.
>>7678408
>>7678420
>Your baby bats will never have aggressive blowjob contests on your cock.
What's even the point of it all.
Alright, man. We've got enough pics for now. What we need is discussion.
>>7678630
Sure what do you wanna talk about?
>>7678630
What we need is content. Discussion is mostly hollow aspirations and empty ideas.
>>7678641
Daughtercest, generally. But I'm kinda lacking ideas at the moment.
>>7678680
Do you mean daughter on daughter? Or Daughter on father? Or Daughter on mother?
>>7678680
Wow, who could've seen this coming
>>7678750
>Open up the floor for discussion
>"I'm gonna not say anything, and people will MAGICALLY know what I wanna talk about."
>Some other guy stands up "Lets talk about some fuk!"
>Get buttmad that people are taking an opportunity to talk about the things they like and not the magical topic that you wont talk about
Wow who could've seen THAT coming!?
>>7678938
>"I'd rather criticize and make snide comments than add topics I want to talk about!"
Well have fun being an angry non content contributor. Im gonna discuss matters of incestual importance with my friend here.
>>7678824
Well lets take this topic to heart. That pic is giving me an idea.
>First adult heat of Gumdrop and Hope
>Hope is super excited for it while Gumdrop is worried and unsure.
>Begin the teasing and fun
Though it would still be a while before they got to breeding material.
I like it! What other situations can you see arise and with what satyrs?
>>7679103
Sure, it's not like anything substantial is gonna come out of it, like all the other times incest was brought up on this thread.
>>7679103
One idea I had is that Thistle could eventually get taller than Rory. I mean tall, like 7 foot.
>>7679103
>it would still be a while before they got to breeding material.
Maybe for you!
I'd certainly encourage the teasing, though.
>What other situations can you see arise and with what satyrs?
I just had the most peculiar thought of Emma, being a complete shut in who reads way too many lewds, eventually shifts her gaze towards the only other people in her life. Her parents. Both of them.
>>7679186
>Thistle taller than Rory
Oh my god that sounds so cute
>Tall dragoness satyr waifu
>Be the little spoon all the time
>Try to be big spoon but no go
>Be like fucking a giant soft, sensual pillow when she is on her back
I want more of this prompt. Lets build off all the cute and lewd things we can do with this. The once cute short stack becomes a towering plump goddess
>>7679217
This is gonna sound really mean but who ARE Emma's parents? I honestly dont know much about this character.
>>7679186
I would like more taller female shorter male couples.
>>7679268
Her parents are Anon and Irma, a griffon lady from the Equestria Games.
>>7679284
Would this count? And who is that satyr btw?
>>7679268
Irma. Or, it seems Giselle if we're going by the all G names thing.
She's the burd with the black crest, and was one of the competitors in the Olympics episodes.
>>7679346
It would if he's male and they're a couple.
Or fucking at least. Though it's hotter for the male to be just short and not just young.
It's hard to gauge ages with that artist.
The lightning boltish looking lines in the hair point to being the kid of one of the athletic pegasi, maybe.
>>7679268
Like pic related?
>>7679413
True, but we dont have much to draw from if we are talking about satyr couples who are same age but height game stonk. unless we count this cutie. But shes a girl so its not really accurate. At least Thistle can make sense since dragon growth is kind of outthere
>>7679532
Yes~
>>7679620
Which satyrs (barring Ariana) would you consider the tallest?
>>7679678
Darcy's the obvious guess.
>>7679268
I guess I imagine thistle ending up as one extreme or another. When it comes to satyr ships, the ones I care about most usually have a couple based around it. For Thistle and Rory, I think of Aquaman and Mera. A relationship that can go through damn near anything and they'll still be together.
When thistle is her shortstack size, she would be more of his assistant in magic. But if she was tall, she would probably be more of a bodyguard for him.
>>7677726
Assbro is great... such a god damn tease.
>Tfw no vids or him and anal penetration
Assbro, why?
>>7679678
>Darcy
>Warren
>Alex
>Kimmy (Mera is shortest)
>Jay
>Salai
Just the ones that I would think are tallest
>>7679804
I've never actually considered the idea that Kimmy was toll.
In fact, I always imagined her as a little short. But that might be because I usually imagine her at around 11 to 14.
>>7679787
I don't see why tallness would be a detriment to her being his assistant, lets him put things in higher shelves.
Don't see any reason for someone dragon toughish to need to be tall to be a bodyguard either actually.
Or are you saying she'd be both either way, size just changes what she leans towards?
>>7679804
How exactly would Mera's height be measured?
Do you measure her length or how high she is off the ground when Kimmy's standing or sitting, or what?
>>7679839
Her legs looked very slender and long so I assumed she would be very tall the older she got.
>>7679853
>I don't see why tallness would be a detriment to her being his assistant, lets him put things in higher shelves.
>Rory doing magic and stuff
>Goes to put books back on shelf
>"Allow me Rory, number 1 assistant Thistle!"
>She towers over him as she reaches for the high shelf. He gets a great look at her underboob from her braless loose outfit as she puts the books in one by one.
>Those curves that seem to go on for miles
>"Thistle, get on your knees."
>>7679885
Length of whole body, its cheating to measure from how tall her sis is
>>7679804
>Sirius finally meets his penpal
>Discovers that he's a foot and a half shorter than her
>Jokes on her, tall girls give him boners
>But he keeps on spilling spaghetti everywhere, holy shit
>>7680003
>Sirius
Thats luna's kid right?
>That prompt
A cute too. Doesnt help that Salai is a pretty intimidating presence to be around.
>Little does he know
>Shy cuties are her fetish
>She loves to deflower and defile them
>>7679853
She could still be an assistant. Bodyguard is more because a 7 foot tall anything is really intimidating for most people.
>>7680083
Yup. What do you think they'll find out about the other that wasn't implied in their letters?
>Snapshot is turning you gay
>He sweetly mocks you for it before giving you head
>>7680272
Damn it Anon, I'm trying to make content and not fap to these sexy assbro gifs and wish I could pound his ass so hard we dent the wall he's pressed against.
>>7680173
Little things that dont usually carry over in letter. And also get to know how they really are. Letters dont always show who you are, maybe there are certain annoying ticks or things they do taht the other one doesnt like. Maybe they do something the other one finds really cute.
I am a firm supporter of the head canon that Salai has to sleep with a teddy bear she has had since she was a little girl. And maybe Sirius finds taht adorable.
>>7680003
Sirius and Salai?
Drizzle is a cutie. Who would /date/ this girl?
>>7681867
>date
I dunno about that. She'd probably make a pretty nice petgirl, though.
>>7682126
Alright, I actually didn't have that one.
>>7682321
And some guy is gonna waste about and hour trying to bump the thread off the board. I'll be here to make a new one. Have fun wasting your time, shit stain. #54: Fuck day Edition
>>7680272
What's his actual sc name?
>>7682371
sc?
>>7682377
I'm an idiot and misread it as "snapchat". Where can I find more of his stuff?
>>7682432
Ohhh, he is Assbro, tumblr was Assbrobro. Sadly he's deactivated; lots of webms around with his ass. Try /gif/, they usually got some
>>7682454
Thanks for the help, much appreciated!
>>7682618
Which just means you should cum in daughterus hair.
>>7681867
I would.
>>7683596
I miss daily
>9
>10
>>7688681
She a ho
Stop it sad, go back to page 1
>>7692756
/sad/ deserves to be on the bottom
>>7693540
Eh, I say let it die, start fresh with 300 posts available.
4 ever alone bump
>>7698235
I want to cum inside her udders.
>>7698367
>In
>Not on
>Not pressing your dick and her udder together and rubbing them together
>Until both of you spurt out your thick white goo
>>7698401
>not wanting to shoot your thick white goo into her white fluid and then milk it all back out afterwards
>>7700072
bump
>>7698367
I could go for some nipple penetration stuff.
>>7705189
Not in real life, they can't.
But we're in magicworl, and daughteru is studying her lactomancy.
>>7705394
>milk guns
erotic
One
we ded
>>7712775
Been busy with work a lot so I have not had much chance to post.
But we need topics
>Already page 10
I wish I was an art friend
>>7714195
Just let your satyr play on page 10 with the cool kids, man. What's the worst that could happen?
>>7714308
They may never come back
>>7714308
They might do a Twilight Sparkle and come back with a baby and an ass tattoo.
>>7714482
>come back with a baby
That's why you don't let your 10 month pregnant daughter out to play alone. Your grand/daughter should be born in a proper, well equipped medical facility.
Is it time for new thread?.what should it be
>>7716207
Post Valentines Pregnancy edition.
>>7716264
It doesn't work that fast. Why we have pills for it
>>7716543
First spring estrus is stronk.
>>7716562
>Spring
IT'S WINTER. You fucking goobus.
>>7716589
All the flowers blooming outside say otherwise.