Nrvnqsr Chaos
The Player
>>7653452
>Drinks some of Kurumi's blood.
Maa
Gudako
Soviet
>>7653633
Meme Police.
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>7653633
Succubus.
>>7653633
Gabriel
Lord Beerus
Tensa Zangetsu
>>7653633
Henri
Len
Fish
Shimakaze
(Male)
Coffee-san
Konngara
Lotte Yanson
Syoko Hoshi
Rin Hoshizora
>>7653698
Best tribute right there
>kissu
>no homo
Tsukinose Vignette April
>>7653633
Kurumi
Flora
>>7653558 (Setsuna)
Use your brain, use your brain? Who could teach magic, huuuh?
>>7653713
Well sir, if you really think so, perhaps you'd care for a cup of coffee then?
Reigen Arataka
>>7653733
>contemplates
>nods head
Indeed
Just enough tributes to fill the minimum.
>>7653747
>could you replace the succubus image for this one if possible?
>>7653747
I accept this challenge.
>>7653745
>Coffee-san hands the man a menu listing off various food items
Then please, choose whatever you'd like!
>>7653747
I'll be there in just a moment, after I help my customer! Other than my tardiness, this looks fitting!
>>7653747
We never got anything done by just sitting around. Let's roll out.
>>7653777
>Checked
>>7653747
Let's go.
>>7653747
L-Lets begin.
Yanson's quick to score first blood, as it happens before anything else does.
>>7653777
I would like... a small slice of lemon Moran pie and some green tea, please.
>>7653661
>>7653796
>>7653828
>>7653796
I am very sorry for kiling you.
>>7653796
>she picks up the large, which is taller than her
I'll just hold onto this...for emergencies...
>>7653853
That's the easiest kill you'll ever get.
>>7653868
Still missing a few
>>7653633
Natsuki Subaru!
>>7653878
This 6P event's been in here for how long? And I've only seen it just this once.
>>7653906
Sorry
>>7653906
LATE
A
TE
E
>>7653906
Bakana
>>7653888
You mean Tapis and Satania? Tapis is still too new to be played, both in translated manga and the anime. I've seen someone post as Satania, but I don't know if they'll be playing them.
>>7653888
A few?. if you are mentioning the dumb demon like a good one, you are counting a zero
>>7653822
Sure, I'll be just a moment! Make yourself comfortable in the meantime!
>Coffee-san respectfully takes the menu back from the customer, walking off with it until he disappears from sight.
>>7653878
Perhaps you would all like some coffee to help keep you awake during your shifts?
>>7653916
>>7653932
>get in game
>die next slide
Dang! You tried your best, Mokou-tan!
>>7653918
>>7653929
>bonks head
I had no clue!
>>7653906
Too baaaaaaaaaad.
>>7653932
Some of you really need to bone up on your survival 101.
>>7653852
Don't say sorry about such a thing, kid. You did good.
>>7653955
>kissu
>>7653916
>shimakaze slugs the boy (female) in the face.
Back! These are mine! I am commandeering these.
>>7653949
>that body
Damn son
>>7653957
Now where is the lightswitch on these rocks...
>>7653940
Not my fault that angels are fucking trash.
Especially you.
>>7653957
The Player can no longer play. Why live?
>>7653868
Aw, don't speak like that. Raph is great when you get the chance to know her and Gabriel...Gabriel's...well she's...her personality is complicated!
>>7653981
Demons are overrated.
>>7653955
One day.
>>7653973
What about now?
>>7654016
You know, if it weren't for Tapris I would have assumed all angels are born worst girls.
She should keep the mask on though.
>>7653989
I'm a threat to everybody with this sort of speed, not just some creepy with clothes for skin...
>>7654024
Nothing
Nothing at all
>>7654015
It's hard to use a phone correctly with only your feet. I can understand the mistake.
>>7653937
Is this a challenge?
>>7654015
Being in the same place with a succubus is disgusting
>>7653989
Damn. I was hoping that would do her in.
I better get out of here before she retaliates.
>>7654035
We /peaceful/ now.
>>7654039
At least you're dead
>>7654037
For Tapis? You bet. Satania has more than enough to work with though.
>>7654028
Don't mess with other angels just me, alright?
>>7654079
Raph a shit too.
>>7653958
B-But killing is bad Mr.Fishy... It seemed really mean...
>>7654084
i'm gonna agree with that
>>7654035
I had better meals eating rats in the sewers.
>>7654077
Chuunis aren't that fun though. If I picked up anyone from that it'd be Tap.
>>7654092
Ichigo chose genocide. It's proving to be very effective.
>>7654110
If you pick up Tap, I'll pick up Satania to bully you a bit.
>>7654111
Looks like you get all the food to yourself! On the other hand, you're super lonely.
>>7654086
I know it can be scary out there, but that's why you gotta defend yourself here in this world.
It's better to be safe than sorry.
>>7654111
Glad to see everyone back at the campfire is doing fine.
>>7654127
I dunno. So many good choices from this season but I told myself only one or two.
>>7654149
This season's been great so far in comparison to last season. Just hope it stays that way.
>>7654140
Finally some decent food. I think I'll sit near a pond and relax for a bit now that I've had my fill.
>>7654140
Two down, three to go.
>>7654147
You have a point Mr.Fish. Do you live in a bad place with other monsters that aren't as nice as you? I could sing you a song if you'd like to make you happier
test
>>7654163
FISH IS RACIST! PIGS IN A BLANKET! FRY 'EM LIKE BACON!
>>7654173
>kissu
>>7654173
You failed, just like satania
>>7654185
Somnething's fishy.
>>7654167
You think you could pull a fast one on old fish, didja?
Turns out we're both cops of the law. And you are not getting away so easy.
>>7654171
Nah, where I come from it's the nuclear apocalypse. No humans are left on Earth, it's just mutants and other monsters.
But you're always welcome to my campfire to sing along with my guitar.
>>7654181
Sorry cops tend to be like that anon.
>>7654194
>Rolls out of the way from the incoming hatchet
>>7654219
Well now we all want to know.
>>7654230
Time for some Turbo-Peace.
>>7654230
Wouldn't you like to know what I just told him, milady? I am afraid that is not an option.
>>7654262
Not like I can remember all of my past in the first place. Might as well declare myself insane.
>>7654287
Like now.
>>7654221
Oh... That sounds terrible. How did it even happen?
>>7654297
Congratulations Fish, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7654322
Placements.
>>7654329
Thanks for playing. Here's your moment of zen.
>>7654322
Congratulations, Sushi!
Thanks for everything you do, Mokou-tan! If only I was a bit faster.
>>7654322
Congrats Fish.
>>7654329
Thanks for hostin, Mokou.
>>7654221
Did you just say...nuclear apocalypse? I know all about that sort of thing! I live in a nuclear wasteland with people that are grouped in factions, fighting to control one inch of new land they acquired and conquered. That and have to fight off abominations and radiation if they aren't getting robbed or gunned down by raiders.
>>7654297
>>7654322
>>7654329
Looks like this Fish still has a kick to him.
Thanks for hosting.
>>7654298
No one remembers, sadly. It all messed with our memories, if we had one before mutating.
>>7654340
>>7654341
Thanks for the congratulations.
>>7654298
wtf i thought you were a boy
>>7654408
What made you think that anon? I though my voice gave it away already.
>>7654159
Hopefully I decide on what animes to ava sooner rather than later.
>>7654351
I guess we're similar to your kind of situation. Bandits and assassins are everywhere. The sewers are a death trap nowadays, infested with giant rats and alligator men, so we never go there.
Post avas and tell each other who's the cutest off the wallpaper
>>7654510
>>7654469
Must be a doozy without people to take them out. If those things as bad as you say they are. I may be able to beat most of them with this extremely strong and durable armor that can protect me from most attacks and give me the strength of 10 me, however the exchange is that it suffers from a bit of a mobility issue. I also have a laser gun, but that is self explanatory.
>>7654510
>>7654528
Express Games are adorable :3
>>7654540
The skull.
>>7654540
LWA cancer kys
>>7654528
Cute
>>7654540
Cute
>>7654510
I'm cute
>>7654510
>>7654580
none of them kys
>>7654533
If that's the case I don't doubt that you can handle yourself in the sewers. Just watch out for the alligator men as I said. They're men for a reason and are usually armed to the teeth with shotguns.
>>7654540
off yourself, hoshi
>>7654590
>among any group there must be a cutest
>pick one
>>7654580
Sensei.
>>7654510
>>7654510
>>7654580
>shimada
FUCK OFF GENJI
>>7654602
literally none of them
kys
>>7654510
>>7654613
You're all cuter than a button!
>>7654615
Do you have any other options?
>>7654510
>>7654510
>>7654638
The nazi and the black cat.
You should've chose cutest bleach to use tho
>>7654641
I'd rather off myself/10
>>7654637
>Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
>>7654640
But buttons aren't very cute...they just kind of exist and don't do anything. There's nothing special about them besides their color.
>>7654631
>thats not how it works dumpass
>>7654510
>>7654640
No.
>>7654641
Blanc is a cute
>>7654683
>M
>>7654641
>>7654696
>Oh, now I get it.
>>7654678
Jerked it to your avas on multiple occasions so pretty cute/10.
I wish you weren't autistic. :)
>>7654678
Ben-to
>>7654683
But they're small, round, and sometimes they look like little surprise faces, If that isn't cute then I don't know what is!
>>7654692
Oh...well keep trying, I guess. You'll get there eventually.
>>7654670
Really?
>>7654710
>artin
>>7654678
Where's gabriel?
>>7654724
You really do have a death with.
>>7654734
>Oh, okay.
>I'm surprised you remember her
>>7654678
Jesus Christ the whole list is garbage. Third from the top right.
>>7654759
>>7654759
>RAUCH
>>7654770
kys
>>7654770
>kissu
>>7654788
>>7654724
Yeah, I guess you have a point! Kate used to have a little jar with a bunch of buttons in them and they were really cool to look at! I never even thought about them looking like faces until now.
>>7654770
>go back to ur hole
>>7654777
>I'm not sure I understand.
Fate and Strike Witches are hot garbage.
>>7654804
> >I swear on my fucking life I will bring back Martin if you bring back Mei
>>7654691
Third man from the left
>>7654829
That is The Dude
Best avatar ever
>>7654804
Martin when, you faggy ass weeb?
>>7654510
>>7654510
>>7654730
Really, really.
>>7654751
It's almost as if you want to be called cute, which I know you don't because you would've hit me if I said anything.
You also don't even know the half of it. Some days when I'm laying in my own blood with both my legs and arms chopped off I wish I'd die just to escape the pain.
>>7654804
You better watch out, or else Kate might gather all you up and put you in a jar since you're all cuter than buttons. If you wish to live freely among all of is, make yourself uglier.
>>7654661
sta platinum
>>7654510
Owkay.
>>7654873
I was expecting Jotaro to be chosen, great taste.
>>7654854
Ash Un mignon.
>>7654876
I'm in love with Rin-senpai.
>>7654862
Gonna have to say Hitler-chan.
>>7654864
If any of those are jokes, you should know I don't like jokes. Any of them.
>>7654862
Obligatory kys
>>7654890
Much obliged, Kamina/Jude.
>kissu
>>7654661
Dolphin fucker
>>7654661
Chibbiko
>>7654691
The ghost you got rid of
>>7654854
The ones that aren't Ash.
>>7654862
ginger a best wrestler and Rem best maido
>>7654876
Sorry to say bit neither of them are cute.
>>7654721
>...
>>7654724
Don't call me ben-to
>>7654913
>
>>7654819
>I brought him back for a day, and you brought her back for a day
>What's the issue?
>>7654848
>I'm going to assume you mean Martina, and say probably never.
>>7654864
Kate wouldn't do that! She's really nice and gives me a place to sleep at night. I don't think I would even fit inside a jar, so I'll be fine. No ugliness needed for me.
>>7654661
>I actually really like the way you play Jotaro. It's surprisingly non-generic
>I don't even need to say that he's the cutest, cause it's clearly the true choice
>>7654889
I wasn't joking at all. I'm being one-hundred percent serious right now.
>>7654913
Flora.
>>7654510
(I'm late, aren't I?
>>7654926
Bring back Martin or I swear to god I' ll shoot up the entire cast of Yuri on Ice so you can no longer jerk it to your anime waifus, you little shit.
>>7654884
Merci! T'es trop sympa!
>>7654913
No one likes a hater, Suby.
>>7654510
>>7654950
Me around Madoka.
>>7654941
Egg
>>7654933
You clearly haven't suffered wounds like that.
>>7654941
the grass
>>7654950
Me in Saber's hand
>>7654950
Yuno a best, Minnie may close second.
>>7654950
Otonashi/Rei/Seibah/Jewno/Madoka a cute.
>>7654950
Thanks for hosting
>>7654918
Fine. Blonde bimbo it is!
>>7654924
How could anyone hate a face like that?
>>7654926
Never say never...uh, Hotaro. People make oversized things all the time. It's only a matter of when someone makes a huge jar to fit humans in.
>>7654935
Oh yeah, her too.
>>7654946
Bring back the other two, please. They don't call me Suby or set me on fire.
>>7654950
Is Wriggle a boy or a girl?
Either way I'm gonna say Lum because nobody's gonna say Lum.
>>7654950
Minnie a best.
>>7654965
(I was expecting Parappa, but that works too.)
>>7654973
(You cheeky fuck.)
>>7654968
How dare you say that! Such baseless accusations make me feel horrible! I think you owe me an apology.
>>7654983
you too
>dean
>>7654989
And friends don't trick their buddies into falling into a hole...
>>7655012
You still have all of your limbs, thus far. That much is obvious.
>>7654989
I am starting to believe I have a lot more in common with this Rem person than I thought.
May I throw a random guess, young sir? Does she also have a twin sister who also happens to be a maid with pink hair?
Can you guys stop jerking each other avas and host?
>>7655011
No the shitty space egg
>>7655033
(Oh, that makes a little more sense. You gotta be more specific anon.)
>>7654943
>Y-You wouldn't.
>>7654989
I don't know where she would even get one of those...they don't sell them at the store, right? I can't check because there aren't any around here.
I-I'm Haru, by the way...I remembered you, Subaru, so you should have remembered me!
>>7655027
>I'm about to pass out, so maybe when I wake up.
>>7655022
Good thing we're not friends, right~?
>>7655025
Huh...I guess you're right. Maybe you should chop them off as punishment for lying to you?
>>7655026
You've got that right! She's a horrible person with a sharp tongue and an ugly personality!
>>7654943
(Already ahead of you.)
>>7655027
I can't host if I keep getting I.4cdn urls for images
>>7655048
Want to make that a bet, boyo? I'll show you what Sami Hydeo is capable of when I take down all the waifus you hold dear so we can have Martin Ranch back.
>>7655048
Haru, Hotaro, it's all the same. The important thing is you're you, and nobody can take you away. Your name doesn't make up your personality, so don't be bothered by little things like names or general nouns.
>>7655052
Hmmmhmmm. Quite unbecoming of a maid. Juding by the way you invaded my personal space quite recently, you seem to be a lot closer to my lookalike than her sister, correct. Also, please stand still a moment.
>Getting a napkin, she wipes away a smear of dirt and blood from Subaru-Kun's face. She also rebuttons his shirt to be symmetrical at lightning speed.
All better now. Any man has a duty to look representative.
>>7655052
Course not, we are besties teehee~. You should consider yourself lucky. Not everyone is friends with a rich kid...especially not one like me.
>>7655052
Am I being paid to do it? No. I couldn't care less.
I'll be needing 36 of you, please.
>>7655121
Beruka
>>7655121
Sam Hyde
>>7655121
The Real Papu Franku
>>7654989
>she punches you in the stomach
Look who you call "bimbo" the next time, dumbass
>>7655121
The ghost of Seth's wife.
>>7655121
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7655121
Rin Hoshizora
>>7655121
Ayame Shaga
>>7655121
Ryougi Shiki
>>7655121
Zangetsu
>>7655121
Lord Beerus
>>7655121
Tsukinose Vignette April
>>7655121
Shirohebi
>>7655121
Kurumi
>>7655121
Fish
>>7655138
I want to fuck this autist.
>>7655121
Gabriel
>>7655121
Cute loli
>>7655121
Yuri
>>7655121
Gravity Queen
>>7655121
Mashiro
>>7655121
Kokkuri-san
>>7655121
Okuyasu
>>7655121
Shii
>>7655079
>Technically they're husbandos, so...
>>7655091
Thanks, Subaru! That's really inspirational, and a whole lot to think about! I don't have anything on that level to say to you, so hopefully just "you're pretty cool too!" will work.
>>7655121
Plague Knight
>>7655165
Same
>>7655121
Tiny snek
>>7655121
Otabek Altin
>>7655121
Hatake Kakashi
>>7655190
I want to fuck this snek
>>7655121
Konngara
>>7655121
Vic Viper
>>7655100
Uh...thanks. I didn't even realize I had anything on my face. You know, you could've just left it as it. It's not like my face matters all that much when it's ugly looking.
>>7655103
When did we become "besties"? I don't ever remember making a blood pact with you. Only the Seiko girl, but that was for pain medication.
>>7655118
Man, you're cold. Why can't you be a little friendlier towards people?
>>7655121
Natsuki Subaru
>>7655121
Ash Crimson
>>7655184
That's the final straw, you heard me? I'm not accepting you shitting on my words. They're waifus or husbandos, it's all the same shit. I'm booking a flight to Japan right now and I'm taking Martin Ranch with me so we can slay those faggots and he comes back to us.
>>7655121
Sima Yi Sazabi
>>7655225
>>7655121
well that's the wrong image
Sima Yi Sazabi
>>7655121
Eggman-kun
2 more
>>7655121
Syoko Hoshi
>>7655244
Garen Crownguard
>>7655216
You don't remember? Isn't that nosebleed I gave you a blood pact? There's no need to be embarrassed about having me as your best friend.You went through a trial by fire, that's impressive aha~.
>>7655244
Martin Rauch
>>7655216
Lack of empathy.
>>7655121
Succubus
>>7655218
>>7655261
>k brought him back
>>7655121
Latebari
>>7655267
That's not enough you little shit.
We can begin in a minute, unless anyone has any request
>>7655272
>blatant swap begging
>>7655198
Might Guy Ava When
>>7655267
He better stay or I'll make sure that Yuri on Ice will be cancelled.
>>7655283
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7655283
Swap me out for the next in line, which should be my dear friend Martin Ranch.
>>7655308
>It's okay when my waifu does it
>>7655283
This shit looks really cancerous, but let's fucking go!
IT'S FILTHY FRANK, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>7655283
I am ready to participate.
>>7655290
>When somebody else picks him up, desu. I can't hog both best copypcat and best bowlcut.
>>7655136
>gets punched in the gut
>he falls over and begins dry heaving from the extreme pains
Y-You too...
>>7655184
It works fine, Hamtaro. I know I'm a cool, inspirational guy, so you don't have to proclaim it out loud. Helping others better their lives through watching me is more than enough.
>>7655256
You're up to something, Ashy. I know you've got something up your sleeve, and I want no part of it. Even if you've changed for the better I still won't forgive you for all the things you've done. However, if you want to apologize to me then I'm all ears.
>>7655262
Hm...we're going to have to fix that part of you. Can't have some emotionless killing machine hanging around these parts. It'd be way to dangerous for the likes of me.
>>7655263
>>7655121
>>7655283
Give her my position.
>>7655321
You bet your ass it is.
Late Vore
>>7655328
It's not broken in the first place. And you have nothing to fear as long as you're not a mark or in my way. So stay out of it.
The swaps have been made, let's begin
Bloodbath
Move out, boys!
>>7655349
>>7655349
>>7655349
>>7655277
>What do I need to do, your highness?
>>7655291
>k
>>7655328
You could also help me by getting my name right... My name's really cool so I don't like hearing other people get it wrong, even if it's one of my friends.
>>7655366
This is why I fight alone.
New thread when
>>7655354
See, that's the problem. I don't think I can stay out of your way. I'm the main character of this world, so our paths will always cross. If you don't fix your outook by the time I get back then you're going to see a lot more of me. I hate to do that to you, but I can't take any chances at all.
>>7655366
I'm getting the hell outta here! See you, fuckers!
>>7655216
Think nothing of it, young sir. A maid's duty is to take care of everyone she might find herself in company with. And a man's face is the first thing suitors would be looking at. You should consider to start looking ahead.
>>7655366
Apologies for my immediate failure, sir.
>>7655415
>>7655415
>>7655415
>>7655415
>>7655415
>>7655328
Why would I apologize for playing around? You're so silly and clumsy, Suby. It's endearing.