/HG/ blood, gore and fucked up layout edition.
>>7648760
Natsuki Subau!
Bloody bloodbath
>>7648904
>kissu
>>7648860
Shimakaze, ready to depart!
-Shimakaze (male)
>>7648853
...fine...i'm telling Nagato or one of the other higher-ups on you when I get in!
>breathes on the glass of the door and draws a dick on it
>1 am and missed a game
Alright give me 23. i'll just host my own game with me it for two games at once.
>>7648883
Moge?
>>7648911
KNOCK IT OFF WITH THE KISSING!
>>7648904
>subau
>>7648925
>kissu
>>7648923
Natsuki Subaru
Put me in 23 times because I too missed it!
>>7648924
You're too slow.
>>7648926
SUBY-CHAAAAAAAAAN
>>7648931
Moge... Moge-ko had to get all excited not nothing. Not even a highschool girl, moge...
>>7648932
you want 12 v 12 instead?
>>7648908
>Smoker swipes up the shield as he walks by; not even giving the thing he picked up a single glance
Mhm, this'll do. Anything can get the job done; if you know how to use it that is.
>>7648928
It's pronounced Subaru, believe it or not.
>>7648908
I've become too weak for this.
>>7648908
Oh, I forgot to feed my Greevil. I don't think I can participate in this game.
>Rubick puts his staff under his chin and electrocutes himself to death
>>7648908
Ah.. I'm surprised I was even allowed in the games..
>Haku just starts drinking the poisoned booze.
>>7648908
Gory day 1
>>7648932
Fuck you I'm going to bed
Ungrateful prick
>>7648883
Guys come on. I haven't been in a game since like 5 days ago. Just give me your shit fillers you wouldn't put in a real game.
>>7648933
Is this Ash? Aikawa-tan? Either way leave me alone.
>>7648940
12 v 12. That's the only way to do it in this situation.
>>7648942
Well you're the one who was unable to pronounce it.
>>7648954
O-Oi... I just want to rp to this game desu
having two games is gonna... make me not
>>7648950
I-I'm sorry...
If you participate in the ERP discord's cancerous HG games, you're part of HG's problem.
>>7648913
You would have to get in to do that.
>closes blinds
>>7648962
I don't want to wait til fucking 4 am for another host.
>>7648949
Killing night 1
>>7648960
Suu-bah-ruu!
>>7648971
you say that like subaru isn't hosting immediately after
>>7648965
this desu
>>7648965
Wow, you really sound like you hate fun, don't you?
>>7648949
How do you work these things? It's been so lo-
>Before he could even finish the sentence he's blown to bits. Normally this wouldn't be much of a problem, but it seems as though his Plume-Plume powers refused to put him back together.
>>7648977
....He is?....
>>7648965
>participating in hg kills hg
who woulda thunk it
>>7648983
yeah. he's even giving you the first spot.
>>7648978
>>7648965
Hoshi fuck off already smdh
>>7648983
>>7648988
>Subaru falls ill and is unable to host
>>7648993
>kills him
>he respawns good as new
>>7648975
Backstabbing day 2
>>7648967
>shimakaze is blocked by the blinds
>knocks on the door
>>7648990
Leave Hoshi alone. He's as swell as you are, desu.
>>7648992
I-It was a slip of the tongue, y'know? I said it too fast and it sounded weird all bunched up...
>>7648995
>is respawned, but feels even worse than usual
Time to go say hi to our friends ERP >>7646593
>>7648965
Now wait a minute...
*slowly takes a drink fro his piping hot coffee, the steam from the drink fogging up his glasses*
How would you know there were games in the ERP discord
*Lithisto quickly reaches to his side and slips his trusty revolver out of its holster, it makes a pleasing "woosh" sound as he does so*
Unless you were apart of those games yourself? I want answers and I want them now Anonymous!
>>7648997
Night 2
>>7649002
This is what you do when you love someone, okay. You straighten them out when they're out of line. One day when you have kids you'll understand
>>7649006
Whatever you say, subau.
>>7648999
Don't bang on glass. Use the doorbell.
>>7649014
D3
>>7649022
>rings the doorbell once
>rings it multiple times and smashes that button
>>7649019
...Is that why you're always so hard on me?...Y-you love me?...
>>7649020
It's Subaru!
>>7649028
Rena
>>7649033
You really think I get off on torturing you bitches all day?
>>7649034
Subau.
>>7649022
>>7649029
What's going on over here?
>>7649036
forch?
>>7649013
Because it's a public room, giving me perfect access to viewing people like Asgore, Aussa, and Ringo joining in.
>>7649038
...I'm not the only one?...I thought I was special....
>>7649044
Asgore and Aussa erp?
>>7649039
SUBARU!
>>7649036
N3
Y-you're not the only one who needs help...
>>7649029
>a trap door opens under you, sending you down a chute and out into the unknown
Do svidaniya.
>>7649054
Fst
>>7649061
Wow! I don't fucking care!
>>7649053
Subau.
>>7649065
>>7649040
Lemme in, Senpai! I don't have anywhere else to sleep and Hi-
>>7649058
>falls down the chute and plummets
>>7649040
Nothing, tovarish.
I hear there was maintenance call over in the east wing, you should go investigate. I think it is the coffee machine again.
I'm jusd a soul whose indendions are good :DDDD
Oh Lord, please don'd led me be misundersdood :DDDD
>>7649080
great song
>>7649065
D4
>>7649096
N4
>>7649093
I've been listening to the Kill Bill version for like 4 hours straight now and it hasn't gotten old
>>7649077
Something seems off here.
>>7649078
Again? Something must be wrong with the postal system on the base since I haven't received any notices in a while. Anyway, let Akashi know about it.
>>7649110
D5
>>7649111
Santa Esmerelda
But yeah that Tarantino really knows how to match up his scenes with music.
>>7649113
Well, I was just locking the door before bed. I don't want any burglers or shady people getting in.
>>7649149
Tell her in the morning then. I'm off to have some fun. I hope you sleep well.
>>7649171
Yep, you too. Proschay.
>>7649116
N5
You're going to have to host after this, Rack, I'm a little preoccupied over here.
>>7649187
Winrar
>>7649048
>Not in my lifetime.
>>7649193
Congraz
>>7649187
Well he did ask nicely.
>>7649193
Good job, thanks. Yada yada
>>7649195
give it time. You're already a furry weaboo
>>7649212
>I'm neither.
>>7649199
Good going. So; when's the next round? Or do I have to do this myself?
>>7649199
> a muffled congrats and praise for hosting is heard down a long chute
>>7649171
>pantyhose
UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>7649199
I am terribly sorry for not being able to fully participate this match. Thank you very much for taking your time for us.
>>7649209
Thank you very much.
>>7649224
>undertale
>danganronpa
try again fucktard
>>7649199
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting.
>>7649229
>I have to do this myself
This. Looks like games without comments not intresting.
>>7649239
>I don't know what the proper term for this is. Grasping at straws? I dunno.
>>7649242
>>7649231
>>7649229
And a round of gratitude for you all as well.
>>7649199
>thanks for hosting
>>7649268
Shitposting, it's just shitposting
>>7649349
>I'm well aware.
>>7649361
Well gee whiz you don't have to be a dick to the guy trying to help you out.
Hey you friendly looking fellas!
>>7649366
Host Risk, cocksucker.
>>7649366
>That wasn't my intention. Apologies if I came off as rude.
>>7649366
Assgore is just a dick.
>>7649376
Fuck you. Invite me to the secret discord.
Bump.
Good night, and sweets dreams.
Keh...
Bump.
>poses
Bump.
>>7649471
More like this
>>7649475
More criterias.
Time to fap
>>7649487
/r/ touhous.
>>7649493
glhf
Bump.
>>7649457
Here you go. That'll be 70 dollars.
What the hell happened to /hga/?
>>7649503
Bump.
>>7649503
This pose increases my MP by 20%. Fear me. I have no money either.
Бump.
>>7649507
>>7649527
Hey grimes, draw me.
It's your best friend.
>>7649527
O shit
>>7649531
>>7649544
th-thats not me, man...
I can host one more time, but still without comments cuz my eng. sucks.
>>7649546
Oh yeah, you're a girl.....
>>7649584
Don't worry about it. I like your games even if they're default. Perhaps you want a code?
>>7649584
That's a nice cripple
>>7649597
>people hate it when I host default but enjoy someone else's default
God I must suck
>>7649597
I have some codes from /brg/ (stealed from here lol).
>>7649604
Not really. Ayumi just have a cool layout.
Command to post in ~2 minutes.
>>7649605
Gah! What the fuck?! Bitch got no arm!
Gib 24.
>>7649625
Mejika Meduko
>>7649625
Maria and Harusame
>>7649625
Sanea ready to play tennis
>>7649625
Duck Guy
>>7649625
Miku's ass
>>7649625
DokToR-SmeRt
>>7649625
sanic totem
>>7649625
Go
>>7649625
Female Protagonist
>>7649625
Angry Naruto
>>7649625
The Player
>>7649625
ANBU
>>7649625
Shii
>>7649625
Obito
>>7649625
Suz
>>7649625
Ryougi Shiki
>>7649625
Rubick
>>7649641
>tfw someone picked up an old filler of mine
>>7649625
Kys Baron
>>7649625
Mysterious Heroine X Alter
>>7649625
Tiny snek
>>7649625
MFW New Steam Friend
>>7649625
Kawaii spider
>>7649625
Cirno
>>7649625
Saiyan momma
>>7649660
>gives the snek bellyrubs with his indexfinger
12 more.
>>7649625
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7649690
Greg
>>7649690
Seiko Shinohara
>>7649625
Lord Beerus
>>7649690
Brown Babies
>>7649690
Sticky Fingaz
>>7649690
Cum Dumpster
>>7649690
Redman
>>7649690
Vietnam-chan
>>7649690
Killer Mike
>>7649690
Commandwaifu
>>7649690
Eric Roberts
>>7649678
>covers its face and coils its tiny tail around your finger
>>7649690
Planeboatplane
>>7649690
Stellan Skarsgard
>>7649690
Sai
>>7649720
That's a cute little slither.
>Places the tiny snek on a tree branch
Be careful now, okay?
>>7649690
Ash
>>7649727
>slithers back onto the anon's hand
>>7649723
Purty nice planeboatplane ya got thar.
>>7649690
Vinny Vinesauce
Check.
>>7649750
looks good
>THREAD
>IS DEAD
So lets begin.
>Max filesize 4 mb
You cant be serious..
Okay PT Sai, its your time.
>>7649773
Sorry pham, I can barely stay awake
>>7649773
A magus is not so easily captured!
>>7649773
>Kawaii spider convinces Vietnam-chan to not kill her, only to kill her instead.
Well -1 favorite.
>>7649773
Yee sorry m8, it's like 530 in the morning over here in the civilized world.
Go, fillers!
>>7649786
He's not very good at it
>>7649786
>Kawaii spider is starving, so she kills and eats Mysterious Heroine X Alter.
Well minus second favorite.
>Planeboatplane kamikazes into Lord Beerus's ship, killing them both.
...
>Commandwaifu sodomizes Ryougi Shiki against her will.
*blush*
>>7649799
>Rubick looks plainly at the girl, too bewildered to speak for a moment.
Are you running a fever right now? Do you know where you are?
>>7649799
>>7649799
NOTHING'S EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!
>>7649799
>Suz kisses Mejika Meduko, leaving her shocked.
Kissu
>Cirno, Sanea ready to play tennis, Rubick and Maria and Harusame all shoot at one another, but keep missing.
Filming new part of Star wars as a clone trooper squad maybe.
>>7649820
>Rubick throws his gun to the ground in frustration, firing off a stray bullet that almost hits himself.
We are all completely terrible at this. I should really just stick to magic.
>>7649820
Maybe I could hit them IF THEY DIDN'T KEEP DODGING!
>>7649799
>>7649810
>>7649820
I'm practicing for Valentine's Day, gimme a break.
>>7649820
>DokToR-SmeRt cripples Ryougi Shiki's ship and leaves her to die, but Eric Roberts saves her.
Bad doctor.
>Duck Guy agrees to model so that Sticky Fingaz can create a sex robot that looks just like him.
(o_o) ?
>Mejika Meduko has sex all night with an insectoid alien, but it bites her head off afterward.
Do not fuck mantis.
Tell me this HG, if we're not dying then why are most of our user switching to Erp?
>>7649836
How curious. I didn't take you for the type of person that cares for that stuff.
>>7649851
>Rubick perishes at the hands of the cold, heartless machine.
If I had my magic I would've destroyed that thing with ease...
>>7649851
>>7649860
Fuck off Kevin
>>7649860
w h o c a r e s
>>7649870
I bet all the money in the world on myself!
>>7649860
hey hosh
So what's that I hear about catering to the YouTube crowd?
>>7649870
>Maria and Harusame takes a picture of her genitals and sends it to Shimakaze.
Can i have some too?
>Commandwaifu masturbates while watching Shii and Sticky Fingaz getting raped by a tentacle creature.
(>////<)
>>7649860
Cause they're like us in the beggining.
>>7649867
Valentine's sucks but a sour mood will ruin it for everyone else. Can't hurt to try and enjoy it.
>>7649888
>Suz is sent to court for her numerous crimes across galaxy and is executed.
*sadviolin.mp3*
>>7649905
I guess it's too late to get that meal.
>>7649905
>Ryougi Shiki invites Angry Naruto onto her ship to play video games. Angry Naruto refuses.
*sadviolin.mp3*
>Sanea ready to play tennis, Shii, Kys Baron, Tiny snek and Killer Mike crash land. Tiny snek doesn't survive.
Pur snek.
>>7649890
That's certainly a positive way to approach things. Although you may want to leave such spontaneous acts until the day arrives...it's eh, a little awkward right now.
>>7649921
>Sanea ready to play tennis is tired of this shit. She's going to create her own games. With blackjack.
And bitches.
>>7649931
*Tumbleweed.jpg*
>>7649942
>Feast
Finally!
>Kys Baron and Ryougi Shiki fight Miku's ass and Angry Naruto. Kys Baron and Ryougi Shiki survive.
2x2 pvp tdm yea
>>7649928
Awkward huh? It never ends, does it... Unless you make it so awkward the awkwardness next week isn't nearly as bad in comparison
>>7649954
*tumbleweedspassingby.gif*
>>7649960
>Redman and Ryougi Shiki fight off a robot army.
Necrons not so easy to kill.
test
>>7649963
>Ryougi Shiki ambushes Shimakaze's ship, but she is killed by Shimakaze's defenses.
And so Shimakaze is my last animufag's hope.
When a lot of avas switch to Erp it's obvious that something needs to change. We need a hero and i think that the hero in question is Hoshi.
>>7649974
Fuck off Kevin/Jude
>>7649974
We're better off without thin skinne faggots like TND anyway.
>>7649955
The mere implication of what you're saying is more than enough awkward for me. Unless of course you're not implying what I think you're implying, in which case I've gone and made things more awkward upon myself.
>Rubick scratches his mask, unsure of what he's trying to say.
I think it'd be best if we stopped talking about this kind of stuff. I'm making myself flustered.
>>7649974
I thought that rice muncher left.
>tfw not one of your entries gets a commentary shoutout
S-sorry...
>>7649970
*Its fucking nothins.jpg*
>>7649974
This is too obvious hoshi.
You niggas are way too gullible.It's not Jude or Hoshi
>>7649987
>Sticky Fingaz injects himself with an experimental serum, but it kills him.
So trap Shimakaze vs Redman.
>>7649986
Next time i will comment more, dont worry.
>>7649999
Nice quads
>>7649999
Fuck off chimp.
>>7649999
Pac's punk-ass bitch
>>7650014
>>7650015
The buthurt is real. Y'all should get some ice on that.
>>7649979
D'awww what's the matter Ruby. You don't wanna practice kissing for V-Day?
>>7650023
Not my fault, you're shittier than Nas
>>7650024
Vagina day?
>>7650004
Und Shima wins.
>>7650024
>Rubick steps back, pointing his staff at her and keeping her at bay.
Ruby? You've given me a pet name now, have you? I'm sure there's much more willing participants to practice with, why don't you try them out?
>>7650052
>>7650057
Congraz
>>7650057
Congratulations! And thank you to the host for a wonderful game.
>>7650059
Thank 4 gaem
Meeeeme
>>7650063
Kys
>>7650059
... и этo бecпoлeзнaя тaблицa.
Кyдa жe бeз нeё.
Does liking "baby face" counted as pedophile?
THREAD
IS DEAD
R I P
>>7650082
No.
>>7650063
Okay so, what we're going to do is you enter as Izaya offering information, and I enter as Izaya and say "I've got information for you, right here~" and press my cock against your ass. Grinding it on you, I slowly remove your coat and we go from there okay?
>>7650068
>thanks for hosting
aue
Break out of your shell, HG.
Strong will and faith can turn around the fate.
>>7650111
not if i can help it, fucker
>anxiety
>>7650111
>strong will
I have no will, I could literally be on fire and my reaction would still be "whatever, this is fine. the fire will go out eventually"
24 or 36?
>>7650127
Thread is dead.