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>>7645548
Me.

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>>7645535
>Naw
>That was just the sound of a very functional purr coming from a very happy Espurr

...N-no... come back... aww...

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>>7645493
Hmm... Aren't we all. Bias affects every decision of our life, forming the very foundation of our being. To expect someone to function without it is foolish.

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>>7645504
...What happened?

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>>7645523
Punches may not hurt you, because you have a tough exoskeleton and are used to being punched.

The same is not true for everyone else, especially those not of your species.

Welcome to the real world, young one.

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>>7645548
Marshadow
He's so cool
>blushing
I think i like him, but i think he's scared of me so i should try stop liking him since he doesn't like me back

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>>7645576
>>7645544
I-I dunno! I just... y-you sprayed me with that potion and... s-something happened uh...

...Under my tail...?

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>>7645618
...I'll let you check that

>>7645576
>>7645618
>Shiny slowly gets up from the cushion
>slowly limp-waddles over to Cocoa to investigate
>poke nose directly onto the the new Cocoa sack

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>>7645618
>Pokes head into room
That happened not that long ago to me, you've got a penis now, baby.

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>>7645591
I'm not even that young...
>Salty muttering
It's how you greet people.
That's what I was taught growing up.

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>>7645548
I dunno if it's Dialga or Jirachi, bro. Please don't make me, like, pick just one.

>>7645570
Aww. I guess they had someplace else to be?

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>>7645571
Man I have changed a lot in these past months. Probably for the worse. I get the feeling something bad is going to happen.... Hopefully it's just the voices lying again.

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>>7645591
Yeah like >>7645523 said not everyone is
strong like you
If you punched me i would start crying

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>>7645662
>>7645671
>>7645591
Did someone say
Punch?

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>>7645639
O-okay...
>The vee rolls off of Cinders to check, and...
>>7645648
EEP
>>7645653
W-whah...?! B-but... I... I'm supposed to be a girl...

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>>7645662
Your parents were wrong. Very wrong. And I'm just warning you now... if you think you can just be stubborn and ignore it, you're gonna end up in a lot of trouble.

>>7645698
>Bear investigates bear

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>>7645698
..Yes.
Multiple times.

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>>7645653
>>7645701
...Wat
>Looks at potion
...
Wonder what I'd be like as a girl?

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>>7645701
>chuckles
Well not right now you're not
>>7645648
>wraps ribbons around Shiny's hind legs and drags him away from Cocoa
Now now don't be rude.

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>>7645662
For Crawdaunts, it's, like, cool. For us squishier Pokeon, not so much. For humans, well, they're even squishier than me. Somehow.

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>>7645667
... right. Perhaps you need to see Morty, I do believe he can assist in any afterlife related issues.
... when he's not under the influence.

>>7645698
>throws brick at

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>>7645664
Aw... okay.

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>>7645698
Well the mister crawduant said that the formnof greeting for his species is a punch but not everyone is a crawduant so the can't take the punch

>>7645756
>Throws beehive at

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>>7645750
Morty!?

He's a smelly human though. How could HE possibly help? I don't need help!

>>7645767
>Dodge
>collect honey
Thanks Ursarang!

>>7645737
>The vee looks down at her new sack of cocoa beans and accompanying candy bar (still in its wrapper), and prods it with a paw.

...Why did Jamie have this...? ...It ah, it's not permanent, is it...?

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>>7645777
..... That sounds like what someone who needs help would say, don't you think?

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>>7645726
>bear stare

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>>7645726
Well, it's what we do traditionally...

>>7645761
Yeah, it's how we greet each other.

>>7645746
So...you guys don't like being punched?
...
So, what do I do instead? Kicks? Pinch them?

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>>7645777
He's certainly experienced in hearing voices.

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>>7645701
Not anymore apparently want me to help yo-
>>7645737
hey, careful
I am still recovering and you just hurt me. I want an apology now
>pokes nose into the other sylveons behind

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>>7645809
What about just saying hello, like everyone else?

>>7645802
>stare bear

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>>7645809
Maybe you should not use your force to greet them some people are squishy and not that strong

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>>7645789
...I dunno?
...
>Looks over bottle
>Unscrew cap
>Laminated paper rolled up inside
...Huh
...
>Reading intensifies
...Lasts twelve hours and renders you sterile for the same time period, do not use on the same person more than once every 12 hours.
...This has some hot potential
>Ear twitches thinking about it

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>>7645831
.......
Hello. Kind of like this?

>>7645789
I bet it would go away if you used it enough times
If you want me to help you with that just ask

-Shiny, dicks still recovering from the lavaslug fug but that won't stop him

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>>7645789
>walks over to Cocoa and lays down beside him
I dunno, it lasted a few days for me.
>>7645815
son of a Shiny your nose is as cold as glaceon's icicles now get out from behind there unless you're going to be useful.

>>7645864
Fine then, I know exactly how to be useful
>licks sylveons rear, specifically her cat

-Shiny

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>>7645831
I do say hello.
Like everybody else.

>>7645834
I don't use force. If I used force, I would crabhammer them.

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>>7645843
>>7645831
>Watch the bears do their bear thing

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>>7645841
...Huh. So we're saying that someone could have all the fun they wanted as long as they were fine with being the opposite sex while doing it and had that?

>>7645848
You are probably the horniest creature to have ever horned. Are we sure you're not a Rhydon?

>>7645864
>Snuggles up to the non-shiny Sylveon. Because even when genderflipped he's a cuddleslut.

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>>7645890
...
>Poke crab.
Hello.

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>>7645797
>is thinking super hard
.......Nope! Not me!

>>7645811
haha.... I know he is....
good times...

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>>7645843
...I wasn't saying that to you, but...

...Hello.

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>>7645902
...Yep, and apparently it's godsent, it refills every week, and holds ten doses...
I'm glad Arceus hid an instruction manual in here.
...

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>>7645886
>shudders from being licked
Arceus damnit Shiny I wasn't being serious
>kicks Shiny
>>7645902
>Wraps ribbons around the cute vee and snugs them closer

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>>7645933
I am just good example....
....
>bear hugs

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>Is sobbing inside of a rock somewhere in the forest

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>>7645970
>Returns bear hugs
>Rolling for how strong
>Evens are safe, odds are spine-snapping

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>>7645947
Yep. Otherwise I'd be panicking a bit over this.

>>7645959
>Coos from the snuggles. Happy vee.

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>>7645931
.... they seemed fairly insistent that it was you.
Regardless, I would advise avoiding the master bedroom of the Frigate altogether.

>>7645886
>Angry Fuschiafag Stare
I swear to Mew I'm this close to putting you in the 'cone of shame' to get you to stop.
>>7645989
>Fuschiafag goes looking...

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>>7645902
Yup, nothing can sate me, oh and if you see Slugma again tell him I want another round with him sometime, I bet I could stay conscious for long enough to enjoy it next time
>>7645959
>the kick misses
too late, you gave me permission, now just relax and enjoy
>licks again

i want to impregnate the marshmallow

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>>7645917
...
Hello there.
>Urge to punch as a greeting rises

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>>7646016
.....well now i'm torn. I really want to now but at the same time I don't....
I might have to flip a coin for that one!
They must have been thinking about that OTHER gengar....

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>>7646021
...
You ARE trying to win a Darwin Award. Oh, and Slugma crawled inside a rock of shame and rolled off because of your antics.
>Vee groans
Seriously, next time you try to fuck something and you end up with your genitals gone, don't cry to us.

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>>7646015
So would I
>>7646020
>>7646021
... Good luck with that

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>>7646021
>without thinking starts to tighten her grip on the poor unsuspecting 'vee
i swear to mew shiny if you don't stop
>attempt to kick at again

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>>7646002
>is nice
What doing outside here?

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>>7646039
...
>Marshadow used Fire Punch!
>>7646045
Um...
Strong?

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>>7646020
>Hears Fuschiafag approaching
>Tries to roll off, inside the rock
>Evens, he slips into the brush
>Odds, he hits a tree, and gets stuck

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>>7646060
>Suddenly that wet dream the vee had from Charles's broken gem flashes in her head
>Aroused vee noises

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>>7646067
...I live in this castle. I work as a guard.

...You?

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>>7646046
Considering my current attire I can guarantee your visit would awkward for both of us. Do not force me to line the remaining surfaces with cleanse tags as well.
.... Are you not the Gengar whom was once a Zigzagoon?

>>7646081
Slugma, please come back.
I'm not mad, and it's not your fault.
Shiny will be okay. The docs said so.

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>>7646060
>gets kicked in the head
Ow, come on let me have fun, I'm injured remember
but it sounds like someone else needs my attention more than you
>>7646090
want me to help you, with that?

>>7646105
(*would be awkward. How is it I always manage to skip words?)

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>>7646074
Yeah, I think of myself as pretty strong...
How about you? Are you strong?
>Claw twitches

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>>7646115
N-no, I'm fine. B-besides, your junk is out of commission for the next month or so. Dunno how long, but still...

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>>7646103
....don't know. Wandering around awhile.

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>>7646125
Strong!
>He throws a weak punch at the Crawdaunt to gauge it's strength.

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>>7646106
>Sad slug noises
I keep hurting people.
>The rock rolls into the tree again

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>>7646159
Could come join us. Would have to ask the king first, though.

>>7646147
My mouth is still fine and so is my ass.
It was only my belly and crotch that got burnt to hell by that sexy stud.
>commence nuzzle into the chocolate sack

-Shiny

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>>7646167
>Bounces off her exoskeleton
Oh cool.
>Throws a greeting punch at the marshadow
Nice to meet you.

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>>7646105
>is pained by memories
.... I can't recall.
As for the cleanse tags well.... I will get around them like I said before. Nothing is safe!

>>7646169
I heard about what happened.
You told Shiny that it was a bad idea, you did everything short of throwing a burning slap, and he still went for it. None of that's your fault.
The injuries aren't permanent, and we all still care about you.

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>watches Shiny do his thing with great amounts of ear twitching

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>>7646179
.....king?

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>>7646190
>The punch connects.
Ow. S-strong.
Um, nice to meet you!

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>>7646090
Those are some cute noises you're making, is everything ok?
>>7646186
Would you stop sticking your nose into peoples junk?

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>>7646186
>The vee eeps again, before pushing him away with her legs. Well, what legs weren't restrained by the other Sylveon.
I-I said no! N-not with you. Mmfph. I-I'm not just a sex toy...

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>>7646192
... I would prefer not to have to don clothing right now.
If you do stop by my room please do so during the day - I would hate for Zekrom to smite someone over a prank.

>>7646202
I realized it was a bad idea...after I burned him.
And I'm the one who made the advances.
>Rolls into the tree again
-Slugma

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>>7646210
...Yeah, the owner of the castle.

>>7646213
>Sucker punch this mf marshmallow

>>7641634
Suspicious? Haha I guess wearing a jacket like this in the scorching desert is kind of suspicious but I'm just here on business. So what are you doing here besides dancing in the endless sand?

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>>7646213
So, where did you come from?

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>>7646217
>>7646213
Fine, I will go find Zoro or someone else that is interested in free pleasure for nothing
>limp-waddles away in search of someone to lewd at

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>>7646249
>Marshadow hops out of the way.
>>7646258
Um. Alola!
You?

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>>7646261
>The vee tries her best (and probably fails- rolling for that) to scowl at Shiny as he limps away, before referring back to Sylvie.
>>7646214
I-I uh... not really, eheh... mrrrhf... t-these ribbons are just uh, r-reminding me of that dream...

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>>7646218
pppffff
I almost forgot about that big lug.
I'm not going to prank you... yet hehehe.
You have to wait for the big surprise first silly!

>>7646275
>use z move

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>>7646214
She says, with one of the lewder looks I've seen on her face.
You want to help Coco try his new stuff, dontcha?
>Is totally not thinking about doing the same thing
>Nope that ear twitching is for entirely non-lewd reasons

>>7646275
A pond somewhere in Sinnoh.
-Crawdaunt

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>>7646245
yeah.... I did not know about king... here...

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>>7646261
>Frowns at Shiny as he leaves
ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ᶦ ˢʰᵒᵘᶫᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶫᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵐ ᶜᵒᶰᵗᶦᶰᵘᵉ, ᶦᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᵃ ʷʰᶦᶫᵉ
>>7646301
>ears perk up
Hm, dream?

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>>7646257
Business eh? What kinda business are we talking about here?
And I'm also here on 'business' I suppose~ That's all you'll get outta me though!

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>>7646313
>He flares up for a moment.
N-no.
>>7646324
Um...
F-friends?
Go... back?

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>>7646332
Y-yeah... the uh, the dream Charles put in my head... nnh.

>Cocoa squirms a bit in Sylvie's grip.

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>>7646356
Oh? Tell me more
>Squeezes the 'vee tighter

>>7646335
My master has me out here on a fact finding mission looking for rare Pokemon

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>>7646304
..... and I'm sure I'll find it amusing, as long as it happens during the day. Perhaps you can have a day time prank war with Gladion at some point.

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>>7646365
>Aroused vee noises
I-I was bound, t-tightly, and... a-and someone was r-railing into me, h-hard... it hurt, but... it felt so good... I-I didn't want it to stop... nnnnhh~
>...Very aroused vee noises

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>>7646348
I left because I got bored.
Just wandering around the world right now...like one of those vagrants, or whatever they are called. Parents wanted me to settle down and "get a job", but that's boring and stuff...don't really want to.
Say, you know anywhere cool I could explore? Like, a mountain or volcano?

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>>7646386
What are you scared of the d͕̻̣͕̅̿͋̓͢a͉͉͙̋̾̓ͫ̚̚ͅr̺̪͉̳͉̘͑k̐̋̍ͨ̈?͈̟̻͒ͤ̑ͭ

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>>7646393
...
>Sits on tail

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>>7646398
...
>He grabs their claw.
Um, um. Castle?

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>>7646319
>gives Cinder a sideways glance
>>7646393
>is being poked by '''''''something''''''' now
Hehe what do we have here?

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>>7646383
Rare pokemon, hmm? Of what sort? Might be able to point you in the right direction.

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>>7646420
No, it's just that I will personally exorcise any ghost that happens to be in the general vicinity of my room if my sexual activities get interrupted for a mere prank.

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>>7646429
Castle?
You mean, like one of those cool medieval type ones? With the towers, and cannons, and stuff?
That sounds awesome.

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>>7646430
Eep.
>The vee looks down. Yep, that's definitely """""something""""".
U-uh, I uh... mmmmh~... s-sorry...

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>>7646398
You could visit the great marsh it's a nice place to visit since you are in sinnoh

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>>7646458
Um... Kinda.
I know... Shortcut? ... Interested?

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>>7646445
pfff that's not what i'm talking-
>idea
ohhohohoho.
Yeah for sure!
>Halo appears above head.

>The lucario stares at him for a bit eyes squinting slightly then sighs
Well I wish I could say but that's why I'm here, to find out for him. But I mean if you know of any rare Pokemon in the area I'd be grateful for the information and can make sure you're compensated for it if it follows through.

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>>7646430
>Looks at the potion in his paws
...
Wanna use it on both of us?
>Is currently imagining getting railed in two holes as a chick
>rapid ear twitching intensifies

F R E N C H F R Y
R
E
N
C
H

F
R
Y

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>>7646479
Sorry, little bud.
I'm sort of bored of swamps.
Lived in one my whole life, y'know?

>>7646480
Of course I am!
Where is it? Show me!

>>7646502

(herp derp)
>>7646431

>Fuschiafag comes back in, Slugma will come back when he's ready
>Lewd eevees/eeveelutions everywhere
Heck of a party you're got going~.

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>>7646470
>nuzzles the eevee
Oh you don't need to be sorry, it's all natural. I'm not mad about it.
>>7646511
I dunno, having a dick was exhausting.

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>>7646513
Um. Hold on.
>He pulls them into a shadow on the wall.
>Evens: it goes fine and they end up outside of the castle. Odds: They get separated and Crawdaunt ends up in one of the rooms by accident.

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>>7646513
Okay' if you're no interested that's fine i live there the whole time so i understand how ot feels

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>>7646487
>Retrieves a Book of Giratina from the bedside table
I may not be religious, but this can still find use in giving you a home with May and Cumberchu should it become necessary.

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>>7646558
And that annoying Rotom as well.

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>>7646543
>pokes head through door
Say, do you think if it was used on me it would help my dick heal faster?
You know when the time was up and it changed back

>Roll to summon the French Fry

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>>7646573
I wouldn't know anything about that.

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>>7646502
I've seen some interesting things by the beaches closer to Citadark Isle.
>Point fabulously in the general direction
Found an Omanyte along there a while ago.

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>>7646543
I have the chance to be a chick for 12 hours in my paws, no drawbacks...
Fuck it, and fuck me
>Sprays on self
>Floofs out a bit more as the change takes place

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>>7646558
Hmmm.... tempting offer but cumberchu and I never saw eye to eye. What're so worried about? I just want a friend!

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>>7646511
Uh.

>>7646543
...O-oh, okay... mmmh.
>Cocoa still buries his nose in Sylvie's chest fur, though
>That chocolate bar is standing at attention

>>7646573
...O-or... or it'd just mangle your bits... b-because they're not exactly... intact...

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>>7646543
>>7646573
>>7646581
>>7646591
>walks in.

......

>walks back out.

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>>7646570
I don't believe I was there for that, but it sounds like an unfortunate fate.
>>7646596
And I want my nights alone with my husband. As I said, if you restrict your visits to day time we won't have a problem.

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>>7646615

Y̱̗͖̫͔̲ͪ͆o̸͉̼͖̮̗U͉̺̝ͤͮ̋̾̂ ̨̰̳̥A̫̪̬̗̤̞͒r̠͆́͐͌̏ͯE̲̻̬ͪ̐̉ ̳͕̤͈̻͂̉͟N̺͍̩͚̺̩ͬ͆̈͆͌ͪ̏E̵͕̝̠͓ͤͧ́̄̚v̗͉͠E͖̤ͣ̈́̈́͝r̞͊̒ͫ ͭͮ͋̆ͣA̹̲͈͎̘̠͌͒̈́̆ĺ̷̺̦̥̠͂̿O̧̟͗̅̽n͈̺̳͕̼ͩ͊ȩ̪̺̳͍̺̩̹̒ͮ̾͂́͐

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>>7646556
You seem nice-

>>7646549
...
What?
Where am I?
>Looks around the room, confused

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>>7646615
>>7646633
woops sorry. My friend got out a bit.

>>7646590
>Stares blankly at you
I see, I'll take that into consideration thanks.

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>>7646599
They are inact, just slightly burned
Oh that reminds me of what the doctor said I had to do until It healed
>grabs a burn heal Sprays on his own crotch
D-damn thats cold
>>7646609
Hey Zoro, wait for me
>waddles, limps out following Zoro

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>>7646633
I suppose you are correct, as Gladion would be here. Thank you for that correction.
>>7646637
Hm. Your mega has a different personality?

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>>7646599
It's worth a shot, if anything it'd be a permanent reminder not to fuck lava.
>>7646591
Oh my, you're a horny one aren't you fluffbutt

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>>7646636
Uh.
Bones? Did you invite a friend?

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>>7646599
...
D-do you want either of us to help with that?
>It's getting hot in here...

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>>7646646
It does? I don't like referring to it as me.

>>7646579
.........
>reroll to summon french fry

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>>7646591
...Hehe, now b-both of us are s-swapped...

>>7646651
Y-yeah, I uh, I guess it w-would be... mmmh...

>>7646662
...

Y-yes...

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>>7646636
H-hey are you okay?

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>>7646655
...I don't think so?

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>>7646525
Man. this house is sure crazy.

>>7646642
>is kind of laughing.

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>>7646683
I think so?
Hold on, someone's coming...

>>7646655
...
>Quickly uses dragon dance
>Walks up to the banette
Um...hello? Who are you?
Tell me where I am.
>Roll for intimidation

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>>7646670
Ah. Well. I can see why that may bother you. I'll refrain from doing so again.

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>>7646682
I guess you could let Cinder melt that chocolate bar you're trying to bury in my tummy since she's so willing

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>>7646682
...
>Nuzzles into his exposed crotch
>Licks up the shaft with her incredibly warm tongue, it's almost hot enough to hurt.

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>>7646689
Uh.
>>7646721
Oooooour castle?
How'd you get in?

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>>7646639
Ah, but wait, there's more.
I've found shadow pokemon there several times as well! I would think that would be quite interesting, no? Hmhmm~

>>7646697
That's an understatement. For once neither of us is the craziest person in the area.
>pets

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>>7646615
Don't call it lack of fortune, call it a suicidal ghost being interned in an asylum with other very particular inmates.

>>7646646
Some megas like Gengar do warp personality, but not that much usually.

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>>7646722
I have a question!
Ever feel like you're out of control?

>>7646744
The little...shadow guy said he's take me to a castle. And he did something, and now I'm here.
Is this really a castle?
I was picturing something...cooler.
-Crawdaunt

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>>7646744
>[Audible Shrug™]

>>7646721
You're in Ceridwyn Keep, formerly Pyrite town, in Orre.

>>7646745
>ears twitch slightly
Shadow pokemon you say?

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>>7646725
O-okay-

>>7646741
>The vee moans softly
>A bead of pre forms at her tip... wow, she really does taste like chocolate.
(Something tells me we're not gonna ftb)

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>>7646721
Okay, just be careful out there you never know what will happen

>>7646697
You laugh now, but one day I will Find a way to successfully fuck slugma
even if it is the last thing I do.
though for now how about some fun, I cant stick anything in you, but I have two holes for you to use whenever you want
>rubs head against Zoros chest

-Shiny

gladion come fug your boyfriend and save us from this shoddy ass porn

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>>7646775
We aren't gonna hurt you unless you hurt us. Uh, yeah it is. Well it's a keep, I guess that's different.
...
We're trying to make it cooler!

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>>7646762
I can't say I know too much about Mega Evolution myself. Colress may find this particular Gengar interesting.
>>7646772
... my life does, on occasion, feel out of control, but never me myself. I'm presuming you do?

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>>7646783
I knew that would pique your interest~ Yes, shadow pokemon, right along the coast. Perhaps Citadark is still in operation? Maybe it's just old escapees finally making their way to shore, who knows?~

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>>7646784
(Hellll no, not unless you ask for it to cut off)
>Suckles on the tip, taking it into her oven of a mouth. Hot breath and hotter tongue run over the tip, greedily swallowing the pre.

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>>7646785
I'll be fine. I'm pretty strong.

>>7646777
Never heard of any of em'.

>>7646803
Well, I do get quite rowdy at times.
I hope you don't mind.
>Starts looking around

>>7646865
>forcing people into sex
i see why the person rping lucy broke up with you

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>>7646871
You can always train with us! Teddy and Tree are pretty tough too.
Uhhh...
You don't need like... A lot of water or anything do you? It's kinda dry here.

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>>7646759
>likes the pets
Yeah sure is weird.

>>7646792
I really do admire your bravery...

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>>7646878
(Just fuck off)
>>7646865
(Never said I was against the idea)
>The vee moans, squirming against Sylvie's grip-after all, the Sylveon never let go. His breath grew faster and faster... it didn't seem that he'd last that long.
M-mmmph... C-cinders... aahhhh...

>>7646878
( uncalled for my nigga )

>>7646878
(LITERALLY said he could stop any time, also you must be a salty ass faggot with even less of a life than me, or even GENGY, to spend your time complaining about this shit.
Enjoy your (you), dickweed, last one you get from me)

>>7646899
>>7646900
>>7646917

have fun with your ban for having sexual with a 17 year old

>>7646878
(aahahahaha)
(AHAHAHA)
(get out)

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>>7646832
I have a feeling everything is about to become undone very soon.
No this isn't a threat. This is a warning.
We all will need friends coming up I think.

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>>7646871
Okay you said that you were pretty strong.
Unlike me i'm a weakling who can't do anything by herself

>>7646921
(Okay, Cocoa the Eevee's player here, what the actual fuck is wrong with you, anon)

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>>7646921
kys

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>>7646921
>dips unsalted French fry in and eats it
Could use some more cheese

>>7646921
>>7646878
(lolwut)

>>7646960
!

>>7646960
(HE SPEAKS)

>>7646960
holy shit

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>>7646960
wait
you can talk
i thought that you were like
mute
brb time for me to rethink everything i have ever presumed about you

>>7646890
A lot of water?
Well, I am a water type, so...I think so?
By dry, you mean, like a desert, right?

>>7646934
You can always get stronger. Just need to be motivated, and train.
I used to be weak. Then I trained. A lot.
Now I'm pretty strong.
-Crawdaunt

>>7646898
>Pets continue
Want to see who's up for a Gym trip this weekend?
>Frankie smiles.
Well, assuming any of those goofs can still walk straight.

>>7646792
Okay, you need to tone it down a little. Sex is fun, I get it, but there's more to life than boning. Also, you need to give you, ahem, equipment a rest for a few days.

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>>7646960
It's the end of times...

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>>7646899
>Goes a little deeper, slowly sliding her hot mouth down the shaft

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>>7646991
Yeaaaaah a desert.
Hoo boy.
...
Well! Welcome to casa del Ghost. You're free to stay if you want.

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>>7646960
>>7646987
That's uuumm...
Literally the first time I have ever heard a sound from him.

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>>7646930
.... I believe this is my cue to pack up my stuff and my husband and move back into my castle.

>>7646995
Fine then, if you want me I will just be with your soft pillow speeding up my recovery with as much Burn heal as I can spray down there

-Shiny

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>>7646991
Yeah i'm doing that I've been training these days to be strong just like mama, ever since i was kidnapped and brought to a scary place with a monster trying to eat me, and then i was saved by deoxys

>>7646841
Well that certainly is the best information I've gotten the entire time out here.
Have anything else for me?

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>>7647007
Even I'm worried now, and I've looked certain horrific death in the face multiple times without worrying.
>>7646967
Send some cheese over this way, we ran out recently.

>>7647013
>Puts tits on

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>>7646987
......

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>>7646991
We have plumbing if water is an issue, so there shouldn't be too many problems with that at least.

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>>7647036
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME.
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!

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>>7647011
>The vee shudders softly, his length twitching inside the flareon's mouth... the vee holding onto Sylvie for dear life.
O-ohhh... I... I-I'm gonna... aahhhhh...

>>7647051
>Grabs legs

>>7647013
Hmm....what is there to do around here?

>>7647024
Sounds rough.
If you get strong, you can punch mean people who try to hurt you. Just need to keep training.

>>7647048
Okay then. Could make myself a little pond.
-Crawdaunt

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>>7647076
I'LL KILL YOU.
>Stitches used Shadow Ball.
>>7647083
T-t-t training?
Training. Missionsss?

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>>7647060
>softly wraps ribbons around the 'vees neck and nibbles one of his ears

>>7647088
>anon is ded
>his gore splatters everywhere

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>>7647060
>Reaches the knot
...
>Pops it right in her mouth, the tip pressing into her throat afterwards

>>7647023
I wasn't joking about the cone of shame.

>>7646960
My God...

>>7647088
>bworks internally
You're getting better shortstack, maybe you can fight me again sometime

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>>7647014
well shit
guess thats one of the worlds mysteries solved
'what does reds voice sound like'
>>7647038
nope its too late red
i have the higher ground
im going to tell all of your fangirls that you sound like samuel l jackson
soon ill be the most popular champion

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>>7647083
Yeah it was scary and i was in a faraway region too, called unova i think. Outside of that i never got out of the great marsh

>>7647088
Ooh...
Training?
I haven't fought anyone in a while...
4 days is a long time, right?
-Crawdaunt

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>>7647035
If the world were to end in a third wishening, a gamma ray burst from Arcturus or the Sun stirring up a storm strong enough to strip away the magnetosphere, I better be well stocked in cheese by then.

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>>7647088
.......?

>>7647117
!!!!!
.......

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>>7647099
>>7647105
>The vee squirms in the grip of those ribbons and groans softly, plenty of white 'chocolate' spurting into the flareon's mouth.
Aaauuhhhh... oohhhhh~...

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>>7647104
FUCK YOU!!
>>7647115
Hisss.
>>7647129
COME ON LET"S GO RIGHT NOW.
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
>>7647135
WHAT?

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>>7647133
We're almost out, and I want to make quesadillas.
Might as well have some unhealthy deliciousness before apocalypse drinking, right?

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>>7647143
Come now dear surely you're not still mad?

>>7647111
You know the doctor ordered me to spray Burn heal on it at least once a day, I am just being liberal with its use to speed up the recovery
and your pillow is the softest in the house and feels nice to just rest on
>walks off with burn heal
-Shiny

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>>7647143
>Pat the Stitch
Please calm down, hun.

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>>7647142
>Pulls off, licking her lips
There's some magic bullshit going on down there, you legit taste like dark chocolate.
...
>Teasing lick

>>7647143
>Miss
...
I'll go easy on you, I guess.
>Uses Crabhammer
>Adaptability activates
(Level 62, I guess)
-Crawdaunt

>>7647166
My apologies. I thought you had other plans regarding the pillow.
Carry on.
>>7647117
I find a voice like Samuel L Jackson's voice interesting to listen to, although I'm not some fujo like some of Red's fangirls.
>Audible Fuschiafag Shrug

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>>7647020
Remember to protect the ones you love is all....

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>>7647177
M-mmmh... w-well, that potion was he-aaahhh~... heaven-sent, wasn't it...? I guess... I guess Arceus had a sense of humor...

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>>7647158
Agreed entirely.
I wonder if I can get Amazon to make a drone delivery up here.

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>>7647162
>>7647172
Hisss.
>>7647182
>Hit.
>He fuggin' KOed.

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>>7647220
.....

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>>7647135
haha got you for a sec there
but nah dude
your secret is safe with me and shit
take it to my grave like some sort of pirate with his damn treasure map
x marks the spot matey
not that anyone would believe me anyway
'hey guys i heard red speak'
'yeah sure you did dave you lying cunt take this (you) and go'
>>7647196
pretty sure reds fans are still crying because blue is a charilard now
no more hot gay sex
if they were even together in the first place
kinda doubtin dude

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>>7647182
>>7647220
..
>Sigh™
>Get sitrus berry and a sewing kit out of my goodie bag and plop down next to Stitch

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>>7647220
Ouch, maybe next time then.

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>>7647237
I have plans to show the fangirls human Emry side to side with zangoose Emry and send them in a worldwide search for human Blue.
They will probably find nothing but at least we would get some laughs.

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>>7647236
>I'm so sorry Red I'll make you happy one day.
>>7647262
>And you Primapornanon.
>>7647240
>Super KOed.

>>7647220
...
>Looks at the mangled Banette
Sorry, man.

>>7647240
I didn't hit him TOO hard, right?
-Crawdaunt

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>>7647216
I'm resisting the urge to abuse my authority to get into the kitchens and do another cooking show thing. As for a delivery, if we're cruising low enough we could probably take on cargo via rope.

>>7647237
Blue's pretty fit as a Charizard, from what I've heard. His attitude has only gotten worse though.
>>7647267
DO IT. FUCKING DO IT.

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>>7647267
Dude there's already a rumor that Bluezard is a fake
All my fault
Stopped at Kanto and thought being Blue for a bit would be funny
Never again

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>>7647237
.......
>>7647276
!

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>>7647291
the shit did you do?

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>>7647277
So mister crawduant what makes you want to go and explore the world?
Outside of two times i never set foot outside of this marsh.
I'm just curious

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>>7647202
I wouldn't deserve the title of husband if I didn't protect Gladion, now would I?

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>>7647291
Sounds like story time, bro.
'Chu up to sharing, or is it pers-

>>7647305
Oh, hey. Remmber the time 'chu, like, threw down with me and my buddies? No hard feelings, right?

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>>7647177
I'm glad you enjoyed sucking off Cocoa here but you didn't exactly need to turn into a girl to do that.
>>7647205
>nibbles and nuzzles the panting eevee
Sorry I wasn't much more than a little bondage set for you

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>>7647277
Just..go meet Tree or Ted or something.

>>7647276
...
>Poke
We really gotta work on your fighting ability..

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>>7647205
...This can get reused later, you look kinda tired man, unless you want to go for another round?

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>>7647277
>He'll be fine after a good nap.
>>7647293
>One day...
>>7647336
S-s? What happened?
Fighting?

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>>7647329
I did not, but if he's willing we can put my new parts to the test.

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>>7647319
I sure hope so....

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>>7647289
yeah hes fun to tease though
>>7647267
well shit
do it
>>7647293
ooh that doesnt look like happy silence
shit
rambled too much again
>>7647305
speak of the blueser and he shall appear
like some sorta shitty version of betelgeuse

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>>7647329
Oooohhh... n-no... it's fine... nnnh...

>>7647339
...N-not right away, eheh... mmh. M-maybe in a bit...?

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>Tree is patrolling the castle constantly keeping an eye out for any unwanted intruders

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>>7647289
Time to start recording everyone's cheese preferences, this shipment needs to be done perfectly.

Hell yeah I'm putting the plan into action, I just need certain people to collaborate.

>>7647291
Say, do you want to play the role of the treasure and prize in a worldwide treasure hunt?

>>7647305
Oh shit son, look who is constantly searching the Internet for his name.

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>>7647325
No i'm over it. no time to waste on-

>>7647367
Well well well. speaking of waste...

>>7647386
You don't do that?

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>>7647357
Yeah.
You got slapped by a lobster.
>Offer sitrus berry and sewing kit
Need these?..

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>>7647368
Snuggles it is!
>Hugs the vee and becomes warm and soft blanket

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>>7647367
.....

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>>7647325
>>7647305
Nah, it ain't personal.
I just took the form of Blue and went around fucking people.
Mostly guys, apparently he didn't have many fangirls in that town.
So yeah, I'm also the source of that "Blue is a gay sex demon" rumor.
>>7647386
I mean
I could
Kinda got attached to the form of a french fry though
I'd have to go take new selfies

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>>7647402
>Munch berry and sew up torn stitches.
Maaaan. Why'd I attack the lobster?
Did they do a violence?