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>>7618371
>>7618375
God, the elephant is so fucking hot. The artist did everything right with the design. Wish there was more

Does anybody know what's wrong with the reverse image search feature that 4chan offers? It only searches the thumbnail of the image for some reason. I don't recall having this problem a few years ago either

>>7618796
Usually that's enough to locate an image
If you don't like it you can always use a browser extension for it:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/search-by-image-by-google/

I also believe Chrome has that feature built in

>>7619422
>floppy foreskin
>fat but reasonable cock
>heavy balls
>right amount of plumpness
>unusual pupils
Perfection.

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>>7619503
I'd be sold on all of that except the forskin.

>>7619503
its a panda

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>>7619528
I'd be weirded out if the had a furry Jew going around cutting off all the furry baby foreskins.

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>>7619528

>>7619528
But a messy foreskin that's slippery with precum is great.

>>7619538
Do you find pandas unbearable?

>>7619558
I wouldn't know. Also being a writingfag is tough. Artfags make much more money than you.

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>>7619579

WRITE ANONS WHERE ARE YOU?!?!

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>>7619623
I'm one.

>>7619623
Yo. Got any requests?

>>7619647
Requesting a story about a shark herm who drags an anon (or OC character it doesn't matter too much) into a tank at an aquarium and has their way with him, breath play and exhibition is really hot. Please.

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>>7619684
Oh and I'm not the anon you responding to, sorry if he had a request in mind.

>>7619684
Does that result in a bad end?

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>>7619695
I'll let the writeanon decide, maybe he could pass out and wake up in some sex related scenario.

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>>7619703
Eh. There was two writeranon's (one being myself. ) I'm going to pass on this because I rather not write something half assed with little experience.

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>>7619716
That's okay, thanks for letting me know I guess?

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>>7619730
>lets play

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>>7619730
>Lets Play

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>>7619730
>let's play

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Shitposting this early morning. Wew

>>7619684
I'll try to get something posted in a bit. Cute scene :)

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>>7620213
Thanks anon!

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>>7619636
>>7619647
If either of you are still up to it, a horsecocked herm who is always erect accidentally knocking out a guy with her cock and trying to make up for it with apology sex

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i love herm cock

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>>7624666
Hey Satan
Fuck off with that

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>>7624666
Fuck your edits also

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>>7624954

>>7620213
>>7619684

((Sorry for the delay! I'm writing now - will post a few entries of what I have so far and will post the rest as I write it.))

Aquariums are quite different when the world’s full of anthros. They’re still places where people can go to see fish and all sorts of normal aquatic animals. But there are exhibits and tanks for anthros, too. Some are for scientific displays, others are for recreation. Most anthros aquarium patrons aren’t the kind covered in fur. Whale anthros play here, as do dolphins, orcas, rays, and of course sharks.

Every last one of them the picture of grace, beauty, and danger. One in particular has caught your eye, turning a casual enjoyment of anthros from afar into a genuine obsession. Her dusty gold-grey skin and compact build reveal her to be a lemon shark. She’s not as big as most of the other shark anthros, but she’s fast thanks to her thick tail and powerful thighs, gliding through the deep blue water with all the lazy perfection of a bird through the sky. Her stubby fins and sculpted arms help guide her course, allowing her to turn and twist in the water at a moment’s notice.

Two other things caused her to stand out among her peers. Unlike most of the other anthros who visit the aquarium, she wears a bathing suit: a simple black one piece suit with a little red logo stamped on the right breast. The covering adds to her allure, makes you wonder at the exact shape and texture of the body it covers. Dense muscles work beneath slick golden skin as she swims. Her hair is a black pixie cut streaked with navy blue and plum purple. When she floats it’s a stubby halo, but when her lower half propels her it turns into a black rainbow. But it’s not her hair that truly caught your attention. It was the bulge.

>>7624809
i love herm cock

>>7627926

Just below her mound of venus, perched above the juncture of her thighs. Carefully tucked up and away from her legs so as to not impede her kicks. Almost lost in the dark shadows of the water. Unmistakably, a cock. She’s a herm. And by the looks of it, even accounting for shrinkage, she’s bigger than you.

You’ve been watching her for a week. She comes every day. You arrive half an hour before she does, taking a seat on one of the benches at the ground floor of the massive tank. Bright white shafts of artificial light lance down into the water, turning fuzzy as they near the bottom. She dives into the water with hardly a splash, her speed and dull gold skin resembling a true ray of sunshine contrasting against the fluorescents. She circles with a small frenzy for a while, which breaks apart into some play fighting pairs and trios. Those bleed into an impromptu race. The whole time your eyes never leave her compact, powerful body.

She finishes the race, floating in place. Not too far from where you sit, actually, near the bottom of the tank. She turns with a flick of her tail and locks eyes with you. Her stare is… alien. Not cold, not warm. Unblinking. Piercing. She crooks a finger at you and then points up, darting straight up to the surface a split-second later.

You hadn’t planned on her seeing you. You hadn’t worn a suit. You weren’t expecting to ever have to climb the stairs to the platform at the edge of the tank. But your feet are moving on their own. It’s not a place humans often go; they’re not exactly forbidden from swimming with the anthros here, but it’s not a common sight. There are a few here today, strapping on scuba gear. Both are wearing wetsuits and give you a friendly nod.

>>7627944

She doesn’t make a sound when she comes out of the water. She’s a bit removed from the other small clusters of people, halfway out of the water on her elbows.

“You’ve been watching me,” she says, still not blinking. Her voice is quiet, and the hum of air conditioners, lights, and the buzz of conversation forces you to take a few steps closer towards her.

“Y-yes,” you stammer. “You’re… you’re… beautiful.”

She doesn’t say anything. She just keeps looking at you. Judging you, perhaps… or maybe doing the mental math to determine your total caloric content. No anthro has ever eaten a human, of course, but it’s hard to shake that primal fear. Especially when-

She smiles.

“Am I?” she asks, her teeth two perfect half-circles of white triangles. She’s made of shapes, you realize. You nod. “Even if I’ve got a few... surprises?”

You nod again, and then suddenly you feel the world tilt. Cold water parts around your body, but then crashes against your head and ears so hard it’s like a slap in the face. Salt water stings your eyes, but instinct keeps your lips sealed shut. She’s pulled you under, you realize, as panic starts to set in.

You have to surface, you have to *breathe*.

She’s circling you. Some rational part of your mind registers her shape and color through the water. It reminds you that human eyes evolved to see through water, and that you should actually be able to see better underwater than through the atmosphere. You desperately wish you could tell the analytical part of your brain to shut the fuck up.

She tugs you down.

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am here to request muscle herms, just nothing super excessive please

>>7627959

At first you almost don’t realize it. The burning in your lungs is getting worse. But then she does it again, reaching out with a hand, gripping your ankle, and pulling down. Keeping you under.

Raw, animal panic sets in. You thrash and writhe, trying to get away from her. Your body burns through so much of your tiny lungful of oxygen that black spots already start to swim across your vision. And still, through it all, she manages to pull you down even further. The light from above is getting dimmer, and you’re not sure if it’s because of how fast your sinking or if it’s due to lack of oxygen.

Suddenly, she fills your vision. She’s above you, blocking out all of the light. Your muscles are oxygen-starved, and no matter how desperately you try to move they won’t respond. She’s looking at you again, considering you. She smiles, opens her mouth. Teeth. Razor-sharp teeth.

And then she is kissing you, blowing sweet, damp air from her lungs into yours. You blink in shock, nearly yelping out the precious oxygen she’s given you. Her lips are thin, but soft. And so very, very warm.

She pulls back and lets you get adjusted to the depth. The water here is crushing, making your ears pop and your sinuses ache. But you equalize. Every minute or so, she swims closer to you and gives you another breath. Each life-giving kiss lingers just a little bit longer.

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>>7627926
>>7627944
>>7627959
>>7627996
Amazing so far Anon, pretty much exactly what I wanted, thank you.

>>7627996
>>7628076
((Thank you! I'm really enjoying the slower buildup on this one :) I hope you don't mind if I focus more on the writing than finding good pics.))

By the fourth kiss, she’s pulling you against her body. You feel the warmth of her radiating off of her in the cold of the deep. Her hands push up your belly and then down your arms, sliding your shirt free. Her shark-lips plant little kisses down your jawline and neck, pausing to nip at your collarbone. A bubble escapes as you yip at the sensation. A little nebula of red spirals up, and she very makes sure you are watching when she snaps her jaws shut around it and swallows with obvious relish.

This time, though, she doesn’t give you a breath. She instead motions for you to take off your pants. You do so, and as a reward you get another lungful of life. Another minute of time. She circles you, taking in the shape of you in the dark water. You can’t imagine she can see much of your body, but you recall that sharks have all sorts of interesting nerve endings in their snouts. Each time she passes near you, you feel the heat from her body and the pressure of her motion through the water. Her fingers brush against your skin, learning your body. She lets you go a little longer without another air-kiss, and you realize you’re starting to get used to it. Each one lasts a little longer. You still feel the need to breathe, though - that edge of panic never quite leaves you.

You tug aside your boxers in what you hope is a suggestive gesture, asking both for permission and for air. Her body jerks a few times, and you realize she’s giggling; it’s odd to not hear the accompanying sound, but it at least looks right. She puts her hands behind her back in a coquettish over exaggeration of consideration, making you wait. Blackness creeps in at the edges of your vision again, and then a heartbeat later she nods. You’ve never taken your underwear off faster in your life.

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>>7628100
A slow build up is definitely welcome. No sweat about the pics.

>>7628100

Just as the blackness consumes you, she’s giving you another kiss. And this time she doesn’t pull away. You’re naked, crushed beneath god knows how much water, but she’s keeping you warm with her powerful body. As she wraps her arms around you, you can feel the titanic strength coiled inside of them. Even her fingers are strong, digging into the flesh of your back with the force of an overzealous masseuse. Between your bodies, your stiff manhood jostles against her own - she is totally bigger than you. Her lips seal against yours, and you finally get to take a few breaths in sequence. She exhales slowly, giving her gills time to pull oxygen from the water. Though your nose is full of seawater you taste brine, but you can’t tell if that’s just how her mouth tastes.

She breaks the kiss and once again traces the line of your neck with her lips, but this time they continue down. She reaches a nipple and flicks it with her tongue before grazing it with her serrated maw. No blood, this time; she’s learning exactly how much pressure to put on your skin without puncturing it. Not, you realize, that you would mind that. Her kisses continue, stitching a meandering line of warmth down your ribcage, across your flanks, and to your hips.

Her stubby, pointed muzzle nuzzles against your crotch, into the seaweed-patch that is your pubic hair. She seems to enjoy the sensation… or maybe smell… of you. For a selachimorphaphile, you suddenly find yourself forgetting an awful lot about the species as a whole. Ah, wait, that’s the lack of oxygen. Those sequential breaths spoiled your endurance, but she seems content to let you float and suffer as she drinks in whatever musk of yours she can get.

You put your arms out, trying to signal her, but they don’t quite work right. It’s then that they hit something hard and smooth.

>>7628367
Your oxygen-starved brain realize,s with the speed of a retarded snail, that she has pulled you to the edge of the tank. Something else your brain takes an extra few seconds to realize is that there are people - human and anthro - on the other side of the glass, looking at you.

Naked. Having your crotch nuzzled by an adorable, muscled, pixie shark-girl.

You cum, hard, without her ever touching your cock. The water clouds instantly with the thick ropes of your semen, your newly-discovered exhibitionism somehow helping your body find the strength to orgasm. She jerks back in surprise, but then quickly snaps up a few jaw-fulls of sticky/salty semen before it completely dissolves. She swims up to you and grins, wagging her finger at you.

“Naughty boy,” she seems to say.

She kisses you again, the brine-taste made saltier by the addition of your own cum. Your orgasm is still going on, and the rush of fresh(ish) air strengthens it. Your cockslit stings as salt water slips down between spurts. The anthros and humans are gathering around the two of you on the other side of the glass. Some of them wear faces of shock, others of obvious excitement. A few even glare, though you can’t tell if they’re jealous or merely prudish. Maybe both?

Her strong hands stroke the last drops of cum from your urethra as you breathe through her gills. You try to moan, and she seems to swallow your voice, giving her own muffled giggle in return down your throat. She blows an extra-big breath into your chest before disengaging. You get the feeling this will be the last one for a while.

>>7628591
She swims behind you, twisting you in the water so the two of you are side-on to your audience. Bracing yourself with one hand, you nearly lose your air when you feel her tongue slide up your taint. Several anthros and humans cheer, their voices vibrating the glass against your hand. Her hands pry your cheeks apart, digging into the flesh of your hips to keep you stable as her tail swishes back and forth to further anchor the two of you in place. Her tongue is thick and curiously textured, like pebbles. Like sharkskin. The salty water stings your delicate innards, but the passage of her tongue sooths that with a slimy balm. Her saliva is thick and slippery, and coats your anal ring thoroughly by the time she finishes tossing your salad.

The blackness creeps back into the edges of your vision, but slower this time - you’re adjusting once again. You risk a sidelong glance and see another round of cheers erupt from the crowd. A thick, hot object presses against your bare asshole. It’s her cock - you can tell because it’s throbbing. Her thick saliva actually makes for decent lubricant, and her passage inside of you is slow but steady. Halfway through you feel oblivion coil around your heart as the last of your oxygen starts to run out. Desperate for breath, hoping she’ll get the hint, you grit your teeth and push off of the glass awkwardly. The angle isn’t perfect, but the force is enough to slam her cock all the way home, her balls slapping into your own with a stinging thud that sends lightning into your guts.

She pulls your head to one side and gives you another breath of air. Her eyes are half-lidded, and they gaze into yours as you breathe. This is another awkward angle, but you can see the tenderness in her eyes, feel the gentle touch of her fingertips on your neck. Deep in your ass, her cock throbs in time with her heartbeat, jostling against your prostate in a primal rhythm that stirs your own cock to wakefulness again.

>>7628700
This time, it’s you who breaks away. You brace yourself against the glass and press back against her, sinking your butt into the hollow of her hips. She takes the hint, and though you can’t see her face you get the feeling she’s grinning. Your audience certainly is - an even bigger crowd has gathered. Several humans are being groped by anthros - probably their partners, but you’re not exactly in a position to ask. One young woman puts her hands against the glass as her canine girlfriend nibbles her neck and jams a hand down her panties. She’s looking into your eyes as your new lover ramps up her speed, the two of you sharing a uniquely human experience though separated by several tons of pressure and a foot of reinforced glass.

The shark-girl is pistoning her hips into your plush ass cheeks, giving you plenty of force to push against. You fall into a natural rhythm, rolling your hips to meet her thrusts. Her nuts slap against your own, sending more little jolts through your belly. They’re so much bigger and harder than your own, it’s like having your sack massaged by a pair of baseballs. Veiny, velvety-soft baseballs with the barest amount of give. Your cock flops and wags freely in the cold water, hard and throbbing despite the chill.

You feel her swell within you as your air reaches its limits. You bear down and endure - this is no time to have her pause and give you another breath. It would ruin her orgasm, and you realize you don’t want that. Your eyes flutter as she continues, your muscles screaming as you force them to continue the rocking motion of your hips. You feel her cock grow even bigger inside of you as she pushes deep, her nuts twitching and pulsing against yours. As the warmth of her orgasm fills your bowels, you feel the cold-then-warm sensation of her teeth sinking into the flesh of your shoulder and neck, biting down hard.

>>7628903
Though it doesn’t hurt - not really - the shock of it makes you gasp involuntarily, and the last of your air escapes in a sudden rush of bubbles. Darkness crashes in on you, as fast and merciless as a cresting wave. The final thought you have before passing out is a memory of lemon sharks, and how in the wild they bite their mates as a sign of dominance and affection.

You come to in pieces. It’s a strange sensation, your brain coming back online in chunks. You can see, but “you” doesn’t exist yet, nor does the part of your brain that regulates and filters visual data. Sight is a jumble of raw information that cannot be processed, only experienced. Sound comes next, though equally without interpretation. Limbs. Pain. Skin, fire, memories, you, parents, accidents, achievements, orgasms. Your life in fast-forward. Until, finally, you snap into existence, all of your pieces fitting (mostly) together again. You take a deep breath of the sweetest, purest oxygen you’ve ever tasted.

“You know you’re gonna get banned from the tank, right?” you hear someone say. The voice is big and deep, reverberating in a chest the size of an armoire.

“Fuck ‘em,” comes a reply. Feminine, high-pitched. “There’s other tanks. I had my fun and he’s not dead. Shoulda seen how much he came - little faggot loved it.”

“Sela!” you hear someone gasp.

“S’true,” the female voice says. “Am I wrong?”

A murmur of voices in reply. You turn your head and see a handful of humans and anthros to one side of you - your audience. A big orca has his hand (as broad as your thigh) over your face, pressing an oxygen mask against your mouth. Your arms come up, weak but controlled, to touch his hand. He starts at your touch and then pulls his hand away.

>>7629107
“Easy, there pal,” he says, helping you sit up. “You’re gonna be okay… no thanks to Sela.”

“Is that your name?” you ask, surprised at the sound of your own voice. Raspy. Christ, you sound half-dead. You suppose you probably are. You’re looking up at her. She’s standing over you, arms on her hips, cock tucked back into her swimsuit. Inches from your face, you realize.

“What if it is?” she says, looking back down at you. “Goddamned peeping tom - lucky I didn’t leave you down there.”

Her words are malicious, but her face is not. She’s… smiling. Holy shit, you realize, she’s enjoying this. This is some sort of game to her. You’re enjoying it to, you realize. You’ve just been raped by a shark-girl in front of God and everybody, and fuck you if you didn’t love every second of it.

“You ain’t too bad a lay yourself,” you croak with a crooked smile. You raise your arm and give her swimsuit bulge a love-tap, just firm enough to make her flinch. “You catch as well as you pitch?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know?!” she yells out, her voice furious but her eyes shining. “Irving, get this fucking fairy pervert outta the damn tank!”

“Buzz off, Sela,” Irving the orca growls. “Before I call security.”

She storms off, stamping her feet in angry splashes of water, but her hips and tail sway wide as she leaves.

“Hate to see you go,” you rasp.

“But love to watch you leave,” Irving says under his breath, finishing your sentiment. “I’ll give you her number after you finish recovering. Best of luck, pal - sharks are fucking weird.”

“Tell me about it,” you say, rubbing the neat half-circle of slits in your shoulder where she bit you just hard enough to penetrate the skin.

-Fin

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>>7629258
She reminds me of an ex of mine. Hell of a ride. Good story though, thanks again anon! Do you have a pastebin where I can keep up to date with anything else you decide to write?

>>7629258
If you're interested in reading this all in one go, or seeing some of my other work, I'm starting up a blog. 'cause I'm crazy, I guess? And someone suggested it in a previous thread, so here goes nothing!

https://askthenightowl.tumblr.com/

This story is on there, as will be the unicorn one I wrote yesterday. I've got a few requests there already, but if y'all want to request something feel free to submit something - I've got anonymous submission turned on.

>>7629258
TPT here. This gives me an idea for a doodle. Bless you writefag, and godspeed

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>>7629402
Do you think you could do >>7620956?

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I'm sorry for being off-topic in this thread, but is /trash/ acting a bit strange? A lot of people are complaining and spamming usless stuff. You think is just /trash/ is just acting itself up again and will return to normal?

>>7629787
*salute*

Glad I could be an inspiration! I'd love to see it when you're done :D

>>7629908
Mmmmaybe? Dunno, doesn't really jump out at me as a prompt. Not quite sure why. I'm about to hit the sack - maybe it'll speak to me in the morning?

>>7630651
/trash/ has been picking up for the past week
I mentioned it in that one other thread but some shithead turned into some busby hate thread

>>7618375
What's with the bra? Is that a real breastfeeding mother thing?

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>>7630651
>a lot of people are complaining and spamming useless stuff
Like you are now?

>>7633289
This anon's question is concerned about the herm thread

>>7631089
Yeah apparently. Ever since then things are going fast. I'm wondering he spam the Bubsy thread so people can hate Bubsy

>>7624879
beat me to it
damn you're doing gods work anon

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>>7633348
Who knows, I'm more concerned about all these new threads popping up
/trash/ is becoming crowded and it's getting harder to keep a good thread going

>>7633529
Maybe it's going through to an event.

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>>7633529
This is true. Too many threads that don't need to be here. I miss old /trash/.

>>7629258
Best drawfag

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>>7627959
>You desperately wish you could tell the analytical part of your brain to shut the fuck up

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I wish Stripe drew more herms.
Gynoid herms..
Letex gynoid herms..
Thicc latex gynoid herms..
Thicc latex gynoid herms with throbbing, flaring horsecocks and huge tits with fat, swollen nipples. That'll train you to be their pleasure slaves.

>>7635818
>lip bite
>that hairstyle
>her cute expression
HNNNNNNNNNNNGG.

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>>7634682
Jesus fucking christ Siyah is a GOOOOD at drawing horse herms.

Just look at that 11/10 beyond perfect ass.

>>7629107
>Sela
is this intentional, if so you're my nigga

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>>7633800
It'll be back to normal. They always will. Just let the other threads die. Just at least HIDE them.

>>7633800
>there are 6 different generals for undertale characters
>there are 5 different threads for specific people
>there are 3 different gfur threads because one pussy kept crying about seeing bara
>there are 3 different scaly threads because one of them has wings????

>>7638329
you forgot about the numerous fat threads fatfag

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another shameless bump for muscle herms

>>7637659
>herm
I don't think that word means what you think it means

>>7639007
Not him
But it is all in the same category
A general term

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>7639055
I'm hardly asspained about it, but fact of the matter is we have 4 terms to use that specify what it is properly without needing to generalize a word for "convenience"

>>7639107
Your (You) sir

>>7638984
I want muscle herms to rape me.

>>7640955
I love how the mother is using his son as her sex toy. I would love to read a greentext story about a mother emotionally abusing her son. I love when girls emotionally abuse their males

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>page 9 already

>>7642463

>tfw an artist isn't your favorite but they do something you love

Need more flaccid huge dicks

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>>7642825
tfw an artist has only ever done 1 character well and they don't do anything on said character and the last time they did it involved vore

>>7640833
>>7640876
>>7640936
>>7640955
>>7641102
I absolutely adore this character's relationship with her son~
10/10, would love to send her pics of myself getting fucked for her to stroke to.

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>>7643805

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>>7643904
If you ever wonder to yourself how big is too big. Just look at that picture.

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>>7644053
Not big enough

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>>7639757
fuckin same

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I wrote something for you all, hope it does the job.

It's about a muscled herm in the Australian outback, she's packing and she isn't gentle.

http://pastebin.com/bHaa770E

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>>7645534
>those OC's

Someone ERP as a herm and fuck me on F-List please

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>>7646997

>>7646997
Someone is desperate

>>7647223
>>7647345
No herms on this site are ever interested in fucking little furry boys it sucks

>>7647425
Maybe if you let go of that rape/abuse fetish of yours you'd actually be appealing

>>7647520
Actually you might find someone in that marecock thread since they seem to be all about that shit

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>>7647520
>>7647425
There's nothing wrong with wanting to be dominated by a herm, that said the "little boys" part might be part of the reason nobody wants to indulge you. Getting off to a grown man pretending to be an anthro herm is kind of weird to begin with though in my opinion.

>>7644803
Crocodiles have penis' that are always erect and flip out like a switchblade when they want to mate.

Every crocodile that has killed someone has killed them with a hard on. Isn't that interesting?

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>>7647585
Nice, I could have made her anatomically correct but I'm not very well read on crocodile dicks. Interesting fact though for sure.

>>7647581
>There's nothing wrong with wanting to be dominated by a herm
Actually it's the raped/abused part that gets me

>>7647581
>Getting off to a grown man pretending to be an anthro herm is kind of weird to begin with though in my opinion.
This actually happens more than you think

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>>7647616
Fair enough.

>>7647637
I'm sure it does man, and if that's what they like then I'm happy they have another avenue for getting their kicks but it isn't for me.

>>7647520
what? I never said anything about rape or abuse

I prefer romantic and cuddly consensual sex. Rough fucking is fine, though

>>7647581
herm on shota is my biggest fetish

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Scrote

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>>7639757
>>7644397

Why does it always have to be rape? Why not some nice consensual butt loving?

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>>7648302
What an ugly pair of OCs.

>>7619528
That's not fucking possible. There's no way someone's hand is that steady for lines like that. That's bullshit, and I don't believe.

>No qt herm girlfriend who is submissive most of the time and likes getting a good fucking
>but when she's drunk she likes to do the fucking

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>>7648494
You'd be right, judging by the fact that an alternate version exists with no cock:

http://rocketraptor.tumblr.com/post/125116488724/stream-drawing-femme-and-futadax-versions

The lines are indeed too smooth and clean to be traditional. I have seen some folks who can achieve very smooth hand-drawn lines, though, like Rikkitz over here.

>that shark story.
Holy fucking shit, that was amazing.
I never knew breathplay and exhibitionism were so hot.
I want more of your writings.

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So, what would world be if it was just female furries and herm furries? Are herms the "male" of the planet?

>>7627926
>>7627944
>>7627959
>>7627996
>>7628100
>>7628367
>>7628591
>>7628700
>>7628903
>>7629107
>>7629258
Amazing. Could we have more?

And >>7644803 is really good as well.

>>7648358
that fucking green with blue hair
you can't top that garbage

>>7649460

Thank you! Check out my tumblr: https://askthenightowl.tumblr.com/

I'll be posting more of my writings there. Some of them are posted elsewhere on the web, but I figure this will be a good central repository.

>>7650271
Thank you! See the tumblr link above. I've got a bunch of people who've already submitted ideas. I'm still getting my schedule together, but I'm thinking of doing at least two stories from submissions a week.

Weird question, maybe, but all you anons who like my writing: would you honestly donate to a Patreon? Like, even something as small as $1 or $5? Or should I just do it for free like a good writefag?

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>>7651441
((Guess I should contribute a little bit, too, in terms of images.))

Another post-apocalyptic day, another long search for the basics of survival. Food and water, of course. But also mates. They never mention that in the survival guides, but the continuation of the species is as vital to long-term survival as anything.

Thankfully you're so much bigger and stronger than most surviving males. Your mutation seems to have effected your bodily fluids, letting you make more of your kind without having to wait for pregnancy or maturation. Just feed a human enough of your breastmilk and cum and they'll start transforming into a beast-herm like you.

Women are better at surviving the ravages of radiation than men, so most wind up looking like you (mostly). But the occasional man you find changes quite a bit. Wider hips, smaller genitals, and a higher, squeakier voice.

Wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that only the men you change seem to get pregnant. Just 'cause your species can now propagate using sexual fluids doesn't mean the old way is *completely* useless...

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>>7651854

Welcome to The Sweet Shoppe! You're our very first customer of the day; we're still getting set up here, but the door's open for a reason.

Oh, these? It's part of a special promotion. All of our confections use herm-sperm in their ingredient lists, but only these items will get an extra-special personal treatment. Musk!

My cinnamon-sweet sweat is one of the shop's claim to fame, but I can't rub *every* thing we make all over me... so I have to pick a few out each day.

Would you like to help? All of these were baked by the night crew, so I need to be milked, anyway.

No, not my tits, silly! Can't you *hear* my balls? They're practically groaning! Could I sit on your face and grind them against your nose? Pretty pleeeeeease?

I can?! Oh, thankyou thankyou!

>>7650025
how bout a planet where you have nonshit taste

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>>7651899

Another one?! Fine, fine, just take a seat by the cave wall. And strip; I'll probably get another one of you adventurers before you're done.

Yes, yes, sword and shield very scary. You've already entered my cave; you're doomed. It's... nngh, hang on.

Yes.... yessssss, that's it. Drink it deep. Get all that naga-cum in your belly, little one.

*sigh* sorry about that.

Yes, you're unable to attack me. Before I was so rudely interrupted...

It's my pheromones. That whole "snake woman turns people to stone" thing? Ugh, totally fake news. No, it's our scent. Medusa didn't really have snakes for hair, either - that was a smearjob. Fucking Athenean assholes.

Okay, I need to rest to build up a good supply of cum, but we can at least get this out of the way.

*ahem*

Ha-ha-ha, foolish mortal, you dare enter my cave, where others have sought glory you shall only find misery this serpent needs not fangs to fill your blood with lust now submit to the darkling gods and their pearly sacrament

Hades, but that gets old the thousandth time you say it.

Okay, sweetie, chop chop - I'm not taking off that lorica segmenta, and I think I hear a line forming outside.

Fucking adventurers...

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>>7651441
>Jumping on the patreon wagon this quickly
Please not yet at least
Patreon can be corrupting

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>>7651936

She's been posing for two hours, and it's obviously taking its toll. Some positions she holds for five minutes, others ten. Others just 30 seconds.

The professor calls for a break so everyone can rest their wrists and the fur can get some water. She was invited to give you and your classmates a different subject to draw than your normal human models.

As she slides on her robe, she catches your eye. It's only for a second, but in that instant your heart skips a beat.

Before she was just a shape. You've drawn so many naked bodies, she was just another one. With fur and ears. But when she looks at you, when your eyes meet her golden gaze, something switches on inside of you.

She's made of circles and spheres, cylinders and triangles. You want to feel the weight of her atop you, dig your fingers into the thin layer of soft fur that covers her head to toe. You wonder how her muzzle tastes.

You're a fur-fancier, now. And she knows it.

"Bring me some water," she says looking at you. It's not a question, but a command.

You nod wordlessly, obeying. Isn't that funny? A dog giving the orders and a human following them?

>>7652014
moar

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What's with the constant horses and macrodicks in these threads?

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>>7654255

I'm not really a big fan of the macro type stuff myself. However horse dick is the best kind of dick.

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>tfw no Futa Kindred waifu

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>>7655296
Someday friend, someday...

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>>7655768
Indeed.

>>7651441
Slow down there sir, you need to be providing atleast half of year of free stuff before paywalling it.
Its the rules

>>7651441
People don't like paying for writefaggotry, unless they request it personally. It's very unlikely you'd make anything worthwhile.

>>7651989
>>7656747
>>7656857
This

I love herm cock

>>7657891
Stop it

>>7651441
>patreon
You're a good writefag but take that shit somewhere else.

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>>7654255
more relatively smaller knotted dicks?

Comissions are one thing, but paygating content so early is not a good idea.
We want you to write more though. Shit's great.

>>7661967
would suck

>>7658910
I was gonna ask that, while it may indeed be in her character, why the hell she had an egg, but then saw the artist

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>page 10 in 2 hours

>>7664989
fucking hyperdicks

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>>7665676
How do you know the dick is hyper if its not even erect?

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And /trash/ is fast as fuck yet again

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>>7665676
>fucking hyperdicks
Sure thing senpai.

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Can we have bees cumming out honey?

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>>7665839
Seconding this.

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Would you like the show if the Teletubbies were futa babes?

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>>7666157
Let's not go mad here

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>>7666157
That pic would've been really hot if it were just furry herms, and not Teletubbies.

>>7665676
ppl posting things i don't like :'(

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I wrote another thing for you guys. I hope you enjoy it.

http://pastebin.com/uazjkJvh

>>7666794
I liked it. Good work!

>>7666794
Pretty good.
Good to have an active writefag again.

>>7668703
this ain't even the futa edit
>guy keeps bitching about hyper just for bumps and replies
>guy keeps posting futa/female and the thread dies
its like clockwork

>>7668703
Fuck off with your forced meme shit

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>>7669026
I see we're still bitching about females and pussies again

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Getting tired of your shit /trash/
>page 10 in 45 minutes

>>7669998
It's the page 10 autobumps on the slower/misc/shit threads, combined with the speed of 6 pages of generals. After page 7 or so, it really slows down.
>>7670146
>>7667033
>>7660543 <- this entire fucking thread
>>7669536 <- this thread has it bad too
>>7666864
>>7670171
Still, this is the real cancer that hurts /trash/.

>>7670449
>After page 7 or so, it really slows down.
Scratch that. I'm seeing 1 hour page 10s today.
>>7670628
>>7670244
>>7670653
Theres just so much bumpspam

>>7670449
This typically happens when threads don't fall of like they're supposed to, especially the shitpost threads

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All this shit and more needs to go

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/trash finally slowing down

/r/equesting a story where the guy doesnt get fucked in the ass

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>>7675153
>one day you was doing a thing
>your butthole hurt from yesterday
>while you were doing the thing
>suddenly a gorgeous female
>oh shnozzleditty whats that
>she got a bulge
>"owo whats this" you said
>"snoo pingas usual i see" she said
>"it's getting hot in here" you said
>"yeah we should fuck or something" she said
>or something
>later that night
>"well anon i fixed your heater malfunction" she said
>"thanks babe" you said
>"anytime" she said as she left
>your butthole was safe today

>>7675153

Okay, so there was this normal human guy. He had a herm anthro girlfriend who was also like, a dog-horse girl with this awesome cock. And she totally liked to get fucked while he jacked off her cock and kissed her neck. And she never fucked him the ass.

The end.

>>7676604
>>7676589
Alright /hfur/, who's bullshit story was better?

>>7676631
this one >>7676589
, its a proper greentext at least

>>7672529
>/trash/ finally slowing down
See? Like I said>>7638309

No, not like you said
/trash/ is still fucked with over crowding so it's going to happen again

So this thread turned into dumb shitposting really quickly.

>>7678068
>Just let the other threads die.
Not when bump posters keep page 10 necrobumping the shit threads.
>>7678146
This. Though, it's probably mostly a Saturday peak-hour event, but if page 11 times speed up faster than 1 hour, the board quality is gonna tank, pushing out original content that takes time to make and post, like writefaggotry or serious discussion. I'd hate to be on a board that's just pictures and no discussion.

>1945
>German infantry
>running from the soviet army trying to get to west Germany
>just arrived at the Elbe river
>hear panzer shells and mg42s
>decide its best not to intervene and swim to the other side
>when you pass a shed you are hit with something metallic a shovel or maybe a club
>you instantly fall to the ground and are grabbed by a hulking mother bear wearing a Soviet uniform
>she starts wailing on you breaking your nose and leaving you bloody and whimpering
>"Where's your panzer now kraut!" She screams in your face all the while spitting on you
>she forces your head down into the dirt securing you with her boot on your head
>you start to hear a belt being undone just before her ammo pouch lands next to your face

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>>7679096
Peak hours do not ever fall to an hour
If it ever has in the past you can blame that bumpfucker I sometimes go on about

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>>7679096
It'd be cool if we could talk about h/fur stuff instead of complaining about the board speed though.

>>7679822
bump :^)

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>>7679822
Well, idk what to tell you besides that peak hours today hit 1 hour page 11s due to bumpfag.
And not that mods would ever do anything because
>/trash/ is trash amirite?
Or do they care? I've never seen /trash/ hit this fast before.
>>7679842
Got any good topics for tonight? The war green has some strange potential.
>>7679920
Lmao (You)

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>>7679957
Yeah I didn't realize how much I wanted that green to happen until I read that.

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>>7679842
This shit has fucked us over in the past
We could never really go anywhere because threads kept dying from these speeds

>>7679957
Bumpfag is barely involved with this
Just a bunch of faggots making generals/shitposts and keeping them alive

I would make a thread for this but it would just fall right off
Hell I wanted to make other threads, but I know I'll go crazy keeping my threads bumped or end up losing one from not keeping up with the random spike

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>>7679920
Just so you know I'm not talking about any faggot that bumps
But this one faggot that leaves the same fucking mark on various threads

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>>7680124
Everyone knows it's a problem, going in circles discussing it will just use up more posts in our own thread.

>>7680190
Honestly everyone seems to ignore this

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>>7680124
>Just a bunch of faggots making generals/shitposts and keeping them alive
Then is it more a multiplier effect of bumpfag and the number of generals that we have?

>>7680190
At least we're posting herm porn while discussing.

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>>7679381
Please sir, can I have some more?

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>>7680305
You know what, I might actually make a thread for this
Maybe I can find others within all this mess that I can discuss with
Don't know if it will stay up overnight though

>>7679381
>"Please just let me go I'm sorry of what we did to you" you say as you start to cry a bit, tears running down your face you look up
>you see her beautiful and large thighs and trail up to spot a massive bulge In her pants, this isn't a female this is a herm!
>you are now scared of what she could do to you
>soon after all of her clothing is off she starts hitting you on the ass with the belt
>"Say you're sorry German bitch this is what happens when you fuck with the wrong people" you scream out your apology hoping to please her, you call her miss
>after the endless attack on your behind she stops and throws down the belt only to present to you what she called "the peoples cock"
>its at least 11inches and throbing, dripping with precum comparison to yours it double the size
>she quickly gets behind you and pulls your pants down your little cock starting to grow from being observed
>she grips your hip and a handful of hair
>she then plunges her way into you with only her precum to help
>your insides feel like its on fire now and you start to struggle screaming for her to stop
>"sorry bitch got a little too excited but it doesn't matter about you now does it" she takes her cock out and spits on it before she plunges back in
>it doesn't help much but it makes it feel a little bit better
>she twists you around on her cock so shes looking down at you and notices you rock hard on, hell you didnt even notice it
>she starts to fuck you telling you her hardships in Russia and belittling you to the fullest point and you start to feel good from the ass fucking silently begging for more
>you then shoot what to you looked like a gallon of cum spraying all over your grey uniform
>after that blissful orgasm you soon notice that she's sitting on your chest with her cock on your mouth
>"open your mouth or I will break your jaw, if I feel any teeth touch my cock I'm breaking your jaw"
>quickly open your mouth to avoid any damage to your self and keep it wide open

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>>7680428
Hmmmm.

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>>7680417
I'm not sure if bring more attention to it is good, if other people are going to join the spam, but do as you want.
And I'm already predicting it will turn into another "ban /tlhg/", "back to /mlp/", or something circlejerk.

>>7680428
>she starts raping your throat making you focus on breathing in her sweat and musk from her balls she starts breathing heavy then soon she starts moaning each thrust into your mouth
>she then takes her cock out of your mouth and gives you a nice warm shower of cum on your face
>she then collapses on top of you hugging you into her massive breasts almost suffocating you
>then all of the gunfire stops in the city of the helbe
>you both freeze looking at each other
>she then smiles at you "the German Reich has lost little man you have nowhere to run might as well come with me to meet...some of my other friends I'm sure you will like them they have the same equipment I do"
>you look at her for a moment thinking of what to do
"Or would you Rather be captured by those smelly male Russians or perhaps those dirty capitalist pigs"
>you decide to run for freedom across the river that's what the kaiser would do right?
>she then gets up slowly pulling up her pants and buttoning herself up
>she then grabs her SVT and fires all the rounds into the sky
"Better run bitch boy"

>>7680915
>Not living with the big bear herm and getting fucked by all her friends for the rest of your life
Pussy kraut scum.

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>>7680989
>getting raped to death or shot after your ruined asshole becomes no use to them

>>7681026
At least based on the story he was starting to like it, might as well get snu snu'd to death that shot in the back like a bitch

Also; nice pic

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>>7681076
Fair point. Yeah I love this set too.

>>7680304
fuck that's hot
source?

>>7681106
>>7681076
>>7680915
Don't worry lads I got some historicaly accurate ideas for this poor little kraut

>>7681761
Let's see 'em then.

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>>7683281
>purgy

>>7681134
sunibee

>>7683482
fug

>>7683482
I heard he just quit and wiped all his stuff. Sounded like an asshole anyway.

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>>7683452
Even if I knew who that was and why you didn't like them I still wouldn't care.

>>7683566
I disagree

Dickgirls x cuntboys?

>>7683703
No

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>>7683703

>>7683736
>what is a flat chested girl?

Guys. Guys listen.

I love herm cock.

>>7683981
Liar.

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>>7683981
It's funnier when you just use the one line.

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I want to suck temcock.

>>7683981
4 fucking times man

>>7684113
hoi
need 2 sell butt 4 meds

>>7684175
I will suck Tem's cock for colleg!

>>7684244
its difficult to understand this
unless its one of those straight trap gifs

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>>7684640
She's litterally nothing more than dick and tits

>>7686605
>Not wanting to get smothered in tits N dick

>>7686605
>when the thicc meme hits new heights

>>7651441
>patreon

Welp, you're fucked.
What a waste.

>>7687040

Not gonna lie I almost leaned in to lick my screen. It looks so tasty.

Moar gifs

>>7683736
Ung, I fucking love this pairing. Incest is wincest.

>>7683775
It's a boy

>>7688793
With a pussy?

>>7688793
It's a girl that identifies as a boy

>>7680915
>>7682202
Welp let's go

>you turn around and book it into the river, swimming as fast as you can to the other side
>once you reach the west side you turn around to see if she is still there
>a few soviet units have already arrived she is acting like she's hurt then she points at you
>you get a stroke of fear then run into the forest as fast as you can
>you run for a hour, filled with fear and decide to stop for a breather before you puke your brains out
>In that 10 seconds you are struck by a rifle round tearing your flesh and muscle in your sholder instantly making you go to one knee
>"Not like this" you scream in your head
>but as soon as you get up another shot rings out but it doesn't hit you you then lunge for a near by tree
>you soon find out that theirs two party's instead of one and soon it stops and you hope the person shooting back has won
>out of nowhere a female German shepherd comes running at you
>you do the most honourable thing and kneel to her thanking her
>"what the fuck are you doing, if your gonna suck my cock and lick my toes you need to do that later come on" she barks at you
>you quickly get up to follow her to the western front

>>7689200
aka garbage

>>7629258
>fin
IS THAT A FUCKING FISH PUN?!

>>7689218
>it soon becomes dark and you two decide to try to get some shut eye before you continue your fall back to the western front
>to keep warm you decide to cuddle, her behind you
>she starts grinding your ass with her cock shaft and then whispers into your ear
>"you know how long its been since I fucked a male ass? About almost 10 years, why don't you be a dear and break that record"
>"please dont" you say back
>"fine then" she then raps her hands around your neck and pushes you down on your back
>you were to get out a plead before she plugged your nose
>you knew sadly what to do and opened your mouth just to get a breath of fresh air and instantly a throbbing was pushed into your maw
>"damn when vishka said you had a good mouth I expected half of this" she says as she moans
>then you realise something, she has a thick Russian ascent then your heart drops
>she laughs "and you thought you weren't gonna get caught you are the peoples bitch now"
>she notices the huge bulge in your pants and sets it free

>>7687050
damn that's cute

>>7689672
Losing interest having to wait a day between updates

>>7691653
Not them but
>wah muh free content isn't coming fast enough
Write something yourself then you impatient twat.

>>7688184
>>7686583
More gifs

>>7691909
no

>>7688944
It's a cuntboy, I know the owners of the characters personally. Well, only the dickgirl one, but y'know

>>7639107
I like dick. I like tits. I like anthro. What's not to understand?

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>>7683736
That was the best $190 I ever spent.
:^)

>>7692908
>$190
I'm gonna need a citation on that, I'd like to think posters here aren't *that* retarded.

>>7691739
Quite the defensive little faggot aren't you anon. I am a writefag for this thread and at least I deliver all in one go, a text story too and not a green text.

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>>7693351
190 US DOLLARS!!

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>>7693593
People like you need to be purged

>>7694866
>>7694866
>>7694866

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>>7693593
he actually fuckin did it