HG thread.
277th Express Games!
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7612846
Shii
Blake Belladonna
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7612846
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
>>7612846
Starving African Child
Mari Ohara
Junko Enoshima
Tiny snek
Jude
Okuyasu Nijimura
Ban the Immortal
Saber
Magilou
Shantae
this thread
VERY fast anime girl moving at incredibly hihg speeds
Ash Crimson
Maa
Yagyuu
>>7612846
Plague Knight
>>7612846
INFENRO COP
>>7612846
Gabriel
Len
>>7612846
Renge Miyauichi
Sylvie's ass
Captain Luna
Space Dandy
Burger-chan
>>7612910
Fuck off ramsay
THE MIGHTY SOPHISTO-SAMA
>>7612909
Nyanpasuuuuuuuuuu
>>7612920
*chuckles*
>>7612919
Not him
>>7612930
Good taste in butts, mate.
We need more tributes
>not Mokou
>>7612943
Thanks anon
Blanc
Vapeman
Nausicaa
>>7612943
Ninja puppert
>>7612846
Beruka
>>7612848 (Okuyasu)
Of course!
>Plague Knight reaches into a pouch in his cloak and pulls out a purplish bottle. The liquid inside appears to be green, and a string of some sort extends out the top.
>He tosses it up and down as he speaks.
Now, there's many variants. This just happens to be the one I have on me. Watch and learn! Hee hee hah!
>With that, he turns and throws the bottle several feat away. It bounces twice before exploding into a sphere of purplish-pink energy. After a few seconds, it dissipates and he turns back to face Okuyasu.
...Did you enjoy the show? Ahah!
>>7612925
Finally my catch phrase is spreading, today is a good day.
Good?
>>7612981
>>7612956
kys Illya
>>7612990
Burger-chan! <3
>>7612981
Looks good. Shall we begin?
>>7612981
Perfect timing.
Go.
>>7612976
>Oku just stands amazed by your talent and how you made a show with the elixirs
Amazing! You made this all yourself too? Can I try one of them out? Please?
>>7612981
Lets Go!
Not a bad start, not bad at all.
>>7612981
I am ret-2-go!
>>7613024
Shantae, half-genie protector! I hate to toot my horn but you couldn't have picked a better person!
>>7613013
Well, not all by myself. Someone whose work is as complex as mine obviously needs assistants!
No, you can't try them!
>>7613024
I do hope no one saw that. Keh...
>>7613024
What kind of Movies?
>>7613056
How hard is it to throw and break some glass shit to the ground? Is it like dynamite, or is it much worse?
>>7613024
>>7613061
The pertinent ones.
>>7613098
Ah geez. Who am I kidding? I can't couldn't go through this in the first place.
>>7613098
She used explosions to get advantage.
Not fair.
>>7613122
That's a neato dragon.
>>7613148
You're being a butt. Once you have a friend in me, you have my loyalty for eternity! Just who are you anyway?
>>7613089
Well, it's more so the ingredients reacting to each other than the glass merely breaking. With that, you could say it's like dynamite. However, it's much smaller and more contained. Still deadly though! Hee hee hah!
>>7613148
There are many proficient archers from where I come from. Too bad I'm not one of them! Goodbye! Hah hah hah!
>>7613148
It makes sense that she's hard to catch.
>>7613188
>Kills
>If you godmod you have bad rp
>If you ignore you have bad rp
>>7613188
Ok. I think I get it. Anything else you can do? You said you were a scientist right?
>>7613216
Haha Kaneki appears in two events.
>>7613195
This doesn't feel right at all. But I can't just leave it here either.
>>7613264
On your left! No, your other left! I can't do this myself!
>>7613195
I've no idea that armor even existed. Than again, I can't set foot in the armory, so that may explain it.
>>7613215
>Respawns at the beginning after losing a substantial amount of treasure.
How rude. You aren't even playing the game!
>>7613250
Well, alchemist, but yes, I have quite a few tricks up my sleeve. Some of them aren't even with explosives! Hee hee hee!
>>7613264
Well, I always did prefer dogs. Keh...
>>7612999
>>7613318
So those potions. Can they heal people too? That's what I have heard what they can do in those fantasy comics, either drink it or the effects of the smoke heal you.
>>7613319
AGH! Why won't this fucking thing hit her! I was aiming right at her! If this was a shotgun it would be better...
Any little boys around here need diddling?
>>7613264
>>7613317
Pathetic.
where'd Vert go?
>>7613402
I do
>t. Bolin
>>7613425
Working on newer avas
>>7613361
Well, not the explosive potions. I don't know why you'd drink those unless you're suicidal. I have separate potions for health. Some even increase my longevity! Hee hee hah!
>>7613425
OD and lost their house
>>7613431
>diddles your potatoes
Damn you got some good potates Aaron Kennedy
>>7613402
Do I even want to know what that word means?
>>7613403
No need to be so mean about it. You already won! Isn't that enough?
>>7613402
keedey deedlah
>>7613456
Can you gimme one of those potions that can make me live longer, and how can you tell which potions are which?
>>7613465
Hey, why do Australian treats tastes so fucking good? I love Tim Tam the most
>Adachi blocked me on discord
... I thought we were friends
>>7613480
Fucking bitches... You'll both pay for that.
>>7613476
So long as you don't cross me again.
>>7613480
We should've just done this normally.
>>7613521
Arena event!
>reworded it
Important New's Flash: Rin is fucking hung like horse.
>>7613425
Just message them on steam or something
I am gonna go to sleep early. Good night everyone.
>>7613486
They're different colors, obviously. It'd be stupid to make them the same.
Anyways, I suppose I can spare one. Mona may already have another.
>Plague Knight reaches into a different pouch and pulls out another bottle. This one is clearer and wider than the previous one, and appears to have red liquid. It also appears to have no fuse.
Drink up! Hee hee hee!
>>7613570
That's enough from you!
>>7613513
Could you possibly be more beta?
>>7613585
That's not a way to win
>>7613591
Goodnight
>>7613591
Sleep well.
>>7613591
Well, I suppose that is one more potion for me! Toodles!
>>7613527
Should've expected that answer. You can count on it. You won't even notice me.
>>7613591
I wish you a good night! Like I could provide that. Why did I say that?
>>7613624
That's not a way to win either.
>Blocked Yukine on Discord
I didn't think we were friends.
>Junko will never hug me
>>7613680
Final three!
>>7613660
Much better.
>>7613708
I'll still kill you anyways. Go down fighting.
>>7613708
Final two!
>Rin will never shoot thick ropes from his horsecock for you
Why even continue living?
>>7613746
That right is reserved to Hikki now that Hoshi is out of the picture.
>>7613745
I've gotten rusty.
>>7613745
And final one!
>>7613783
Congratulations Yagyuu.
Thank you for hosting Mokou.
>>7613783
Congratulations Yaguu, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7613834
I guess I should be proud. Congratulations. Thanks.
>>7613843
Thank you for playing. Here's your moment of zen.
>>7613834
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7613843
I suppose thank you.
>>7613783
>>7613834
Maybe I've just a little too not used to this. But thanks for doing this! You're pretty good Yaguu.
sleep tight hg
dead
24.
>>7614034
beep...beep...beep...beep
12.
H-Hello?
>>7614034
what will happen if I join your side
6.
Heyheyeyhey
>>7614106
DYNOMITE!!!
>>7614100
Not 3, but 4.
???%
Real talk, HG.
How hung is Rin?
>>7614034
If you're actually hostan:
Floofeon.
>>7613986
>>7613998
I think the first guy's right. Everyone's just getting ready for bed.
>>7614070
You sound so nervous. Don't worry! I'm still here. Unless it's me that's making you nervous.
First 311
>>7614139
Nah. Just baiting so someone picks up the roster.
AT NIGHT I THINK OF YOU
>>7614142
Ah, I'm getting ready for bed but have nowhere to sleep tonight...
If only someone would be generous enough to let me bunk with them...!
>>7614175
With my hand in my pants
First 24 for Rin games
No furfags
No scalies
No cancer in general
Host has final say
Rin memes get an upboat
If you break these rules I leak your DMs
>>7614246
Fujiwara no Mokou
what DM's?
>>7614246
Renge Miyauichi
>>7614246
Lunk.
>>7614246
Sun
>>7614246
Satsuki Yumizuka
>>7614246
Gabriel
>>7614246
Ice crem
>>7614246
>Rin games
nah
>>7614246
Maa
>>7614246
Suz
>>7614246
Ban the Immortal
>>7614246
Shantae
>>7614246
Wolfie
>>7614246
Plague Knight
>>7614246
Beruka
>>7614246
Rinoa
>>7614246
Rin
>>7614291
sorry Hoshi, I'll host Michiru blowjob games next <3
>>7614246
Rikka Takanashi
>>7614246
Jude
>implying you have leak material
>>7614246
Orihara Izaya
>no cancer in general
Oh... Nevermind then
>>7614246
Kenshiro
>>7614318
Savage
>>7614246
Medb
>>7614196
You have nowhere to go? That's awful! If only I could grant that wish.
>>7614246
District 10 Male
>>7614318
Hoshi?
>>7614246
Caroline and Justine
>>7614332
>>7614246
Airi's head
>>7614351
savage
>>7614374
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL
>>7614246
Reigen Arataka
swaps are a meme
>>7614400
>cancer asking for a swap every time
pottery
>>7614443
This.
The passive spot begging is getting old.
>>7614426
dork
>>7614426
Get ready cause I'm going all out this time!
Too late for swaps because here we go
Choo choo, wild ride
It's fucking 5 AM
>>7614443
>>7614463
>But I'm not? I just walked in the door and entered a game.
>>7614426
It seems alright. Let's begin.
>>7614496
While I may be a Knight, that's just in the name. I don't need this at all!
>>7614496
>>7614426
>>7614496
THis is fine.
>>7614246
Burger-chan
>>7614529
>falls to the floor
>>7614496
Onward to the next adventure!
The word cancer lost all meaning in this community.
Watch out people, because this is a VERY interesting day! ;)
>>7614520
that you weren't going to reply to because you're a cancerous leech
>>7614557
If you think about it long enough, cancer is a blessing
>>7614310
>>7614572
That's not a normal thought.
>>7614564
>Banned immortal
Gave me a good kek
>>7614564
Just stay away from me, or else.
>
>>7614571
>Nice meme.
>>7614564
Well, er, um...I'm only human. Hah hah hah...
>>7614598
You do this all the time, just enter a game late and expect one of your cj buddies to swap you in.
Host, pay attention, or fuck off.
>>7614581
>>7614598
great rebuttal
>>7614564
Just stay low to the ground. He won't find you!
>>7614628
>>7614612
>You're right, I do enter games late sometimes, but I never ask anybody to swap me in.
>As for that second remark, I have been working on a new game while looking for my laptop which has LISA Games on it, I do pay attention to the games.
>>7614629
>ty
[write commentary before posting this one]
>>7614612
Most people don't care
>>7614646
>>7614647
post cute anime girls
>>7614648
I hate ice cream now.
>>7614676
>>7614688
>>7614648
Oh shoot, that guy was my teammate! He just seems like a bad guy. I hope I don't lose points for this.
>>7614673
>hugs
>>7614695
>>7614612
That is soooooooo fucking stupid. I give him a position sometimes if he's late, and other times I don't because I just don't feel like it. If he's late and someone is feeling generous, they'll give him a spot. If they're not, oh fucking well. There's always the next game.
By the way, don't expect swaps if you don't host or have nice rp, faggot.
I don't think you understand how bad we needed hoshi. Now that he's gone, LF and company are lashing out at anyone and everyone.
As long as hoshi's autism attracted their autism it was a self-containing symbiote
oh shit I forgot my commentary
>>7614730
Dude...I think you're right...
>>7614730
whoa...........
>>7614730
>Hoshi
>>7614730
>he doesn't know
>>7614738
It would take too much of my time to climb back up since I'd survive.
>>7614730
Nah. That's all Hoshi. He's just being the passive aggressive gook that he is.
>>7614730
These "We needed Hoshi" memes are great.
Too bad he'll never actually leave.
>>7614738
I don't feel like sharing my ice cream right now. Just ask me another time and just hope there's any left.
>>7614723
Good to know you spam filler. Thanks for being circlejerk cancer.
>>7614704
>>7614793
You have hurt District 10 Male's feelings. Now we must hurt you.
>>7614730
We could all get along. It's not too hard to be nice. It's not too hard to be constructive.
>>7614730
>This meme
[don't forget commentary this time]
>>7614804
>implying
I take up at most 2 spots a game. Kys cuck.
>>7614834
Stay mad, buddy.
Post songs, guess avafags.
>>7614823
>wanting a cushy hugbox
kill your fucking self
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSUSUXsQCg
>>7614831
If you try anything funny, I'll throw you into the lake myself.
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ETaYcaRET8
>>7614811
>>7614831
Don't you guys think this is a little too much? It was just ice cream! So was that thing that gave me a game over but my case still stands!
>>7614866
What do you want?
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ropn_kwpFDU
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
Oh cool it's that God event
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXI6Nyylfbw
>>7614852
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XCbqHXZaKw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>7614920
You recognize the futility of the situation, right? I sure do.
>>7614912
I want to shitpost anonymously while ironically roleplaying to give off the impression that that's what the threads are about to sucker in newfags who don't know any better so they're extra vulnerable when the shitposting starts.
>>7614920
>immortal x immortal
>>7614852
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zQej2fig1ls
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGESP0iePmQ
>>7614954
This guy knows what's up. True HGer right here.
>>7614954
You asshats already drove away several newfags
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDwMjCZ_q8
>>7614926
>>7614966
Such as?
>inb4 no one guesses
Hey HG.
>>7614954
No anon, you are the cancer.
>>7614954
And how does this end?
>>7614920
Based Ban x Mokou when
I wish Hoshi would unblock me :((
>>7614981
thick ropes?
>>7614977
Hoshi.
>>7614852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozr4KsZBTvQ
>>7614977
Ruskies, that one 2hu fag that got memed into the ground, and animu fag from 8
>>7614981
Hello Adachi.
>>7614983
It doesn't. It's a self sustaining source of autism and lulz. You get true dedicated autists like Rika, Reigen, and DDD and you're pretty much set
>>7614997
>that one 2hu fag that got memed into the ground
Kek we memed him good.
Stupid 2hufags. :^)
>>7614997
>Actually caring that the ruskies are gone
>>7614994
>>7614997
>Ruskies
That's a good thing they're gone.
>>7615008
For you, how does it end? What do you get out of it?
>>7614981
sup
>>7614971
Heil!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>7615025
I liked some of them. It was a nice break from the usual boring Aussie and Eurotrash around here.
>>7614997
>ruskies
That's a good thing.
>Momiji 2hu fag
Eh. One guy.
>animu fag from 8
That's a good thing.
>>7615028
Uproariously good times
Mokou I can't believe you've done this
>>7615054
True cansir
>>7615066
This is slander.
>>7615067
>off by one
>>7615067
Where am I on this list? I'm in all the secret discords..
>>7615067
This image is the most autistic thing ever to be created on hg.
>>7615066
It's your turn Rin.
>>7615067
holy fuck this
>>7615067
I'm glad somebody finally said it
>>7615082
>kissus Adachi
>>7615054
What did animu-chan do to you?
>>7615063
By being rotten to people?
Oh the one guy dies
Where
is
ERUNA-CHAN
>>7615120
Hopefully lying in a ditch somewhere.
>>7615063
This guy knows his shit.
>>7615067
Your worst enemy is your best friend, just look at starfuck. He couldn't handle his own story of "Friendship is Magic".
>>7615108
Animu-chan a shit
SHIT
>>7615111
You're right, I did.
Keh...
>>7615120
>Swats the aikawa with a newspaper
So Mokou... is this incest?
This is confusing.
>>7615111
>nice trips.
>>7615110
>Something something "look where you are."
>>7615146
>that Rikka/Gabriel event
Reminds me of that clip of the little girl at a firing range mowing the instructor's face off with an automatic.
>>7615156
That's just an excuse.
>drags to the rape-shack
>>7615067
Why only these people? Why not the entire discord channel?
>>7615129
I'll fight you
>>7615178
We are LITERALLY in the garbage dump of the worst place on the accessible place on the internet that isn't the deep web.
>>7615184
Lol who do you think we are laughing at?
mokko stronk
>>7615178
If you want to roleplay like a faggot gb2 Gaia
>>7615202
>worst place on the accessible place on the internet
I'm confused
>>7615222
That's Mocha to you
>>7615178
>I'm well aware. Just because everyone else is an asshole doesn't mean you have to be.
>>7615238
FIZZY MOCHA?!
>>7615008
>Am I included there for any specific reason or is it just for ex dees?
>>7615243
You made the choice to use an anonymous imageboard.
mokko no longer stronk
>>7615267
It's because you keep taking the bait. Stop taking the bait.
>>7615067
>Grimes
>Not Souda
kek
>>7615267
>circlejerk cancer
>zero contribution these days
>swapwhoring
>Muh 5 games/10avas, but I don't host
if Len wins I'm done
>>7615310
He always does this. He does in the top 3 what the fuck
>>7615298
>So the stuff I addressed here >>7614647 ?
>Gotcha.
>>7615310
Than Len won't win.
>>7615310
Cya later then
>>7615322
Nigger tried to escape. There is no escape.
bye
>>7615260
>Some people get their kicks from making other people upset. I don't understand it, but I know the mentality exists.
>>7615280
>As opposed to the other HG communities on <sitename>.
>>7615340
It was nice knowing me
>>7615340
Does len know that you're hung?
>>7615348
nice rp
I remember when Asgore ignored the bs like a good goy.
Now look at him. They all crack sooner or later
>>7615340
Rigged
>>7615348
I won't understand it. I badly want to understand it.
>>7615348
I know of the mentality and I understand it perfectly. I'm not an asshole that just fucks with people for no reason though.
>>7615348
Schadenfreude.
Google it.
>>7615340
Not bad! Thank you for this!
>>7615397
Schadenfreude is great.
So about how many people would you say are on right now?
Winscreen
>>7615356
Yeah, he knows the exact size too
>>7615387
>I'm not versed in psychology at all, so I'd be a terrible source. You will have to dig on your own.
>>7615391
>That's a good mindsent in my opinion. Keep doing you, anon.
>>7615397
>I know what that is, yes, but it's more of a descriptor than an explanation.
>>7615425
Yes, yes, congratulations and thank you and all.
>>7615425
do you fug len's boipucci?
>>7615419
10, give or take.
>>7615437
Every night.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
...Lotsa mean-lookin' adults here in this paaaarty. This looks like a job for Numbuh Three! That's me if you sillies diddin' know!