HG: I am the Senate Edition

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>>7603506
That must've been the first time an HG thread times out in a hot minute. Truly we're headed back to the days of early 2015

>>7603401
Feels good, thank you. Slept enough to be more energetic now. What about you?
>>7603406
O...ohio.
>>7603427
Whats game?
>>7603428
Feeling bad? Or is it my imagination?

I knowthat it will not work, but i have nothing to do with it

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>>7603515
Now we just have to go back to /b/.

>>7603526
How you doing anon?

>>7603515
I had no idea that we were at going to 404, I'm on mobile

>>7603547
I want to play. Not only in HG, but L4D2 or etc with someone from this thread. But I have invited all to play already, but no one interested in.

>>7603566
Damn, sorry.
I don't have many multiplayer games, and I'm stuck at school for another 3 hours or so.

I'll host a few defaults later today

>letting a thread 404
HG
IS
DEAD

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>>7603575
Shit, that reminds me. I really gotta start working on events. This next code I'm making is way to easy to not easily get 70 N/D non-fatals

>>7603599
DEAD HOURS

>>7603602
Good luck, Subaru

>>7603575
Don't be sorry, I can understand.
What games do you hame? Anything like BF4 or chivalry?
What grade are you?

>>7603633
Hell I usually keep to singleplayer games

I guess I have Terraria

I'm a second year student in college

>>7603602
>fugs

>>7603633
Have*

>>7603641
>Terraria
I have it too. But I suck in it hardly. I can't break the habit of years played in minecraft. LUL

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Post HG memes while we wait for a game

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>>7603683
I really like this meme

>>7603642
>fugs you

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>>7603686
>>7603683
woops

>>7603667

Terraria is pretty fun but once you quit playing it's hard to get back into the mood

>>7603695
This will be a day to be remembered.

>>7603695
Why do you hate him so much?
>>7603707
The game is interesting but sometimes hard to understanding.

>>7603724
Terraria is pretty easy to understand,to be honest.

>tfw you're too much of a literally who to be on memes

>>7603724
Why do you not?

>>7603744
isn't that good?

>>7603754
not when you want to be on memes

>>7603744
>tfw it feels fucking glorious being a literally who.

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>>7603744
>tfw you didn't talk/shitpost much at the start so you aren't in the old fag memes

>>7603757
>>7603744
Welcome to the club

>>7603774
>filename

Sure. Place and time.

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>>7603774
>Tfw you spent your first 6 months being a literal who and made up for the lack of memes by niggering an ava and going full meme

>>7603783
Is it bad that I went from hating you to liking you to hating you back to liking you?

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>>7603779
Your place, tonight.
We can make a date of it.
>>7603783
Kys Aikuro

It's time mate. Leak it.

>>7603803
Netflix, suicide and chill? Sounds good man.

>>7603783
I like that time you cucked yourself

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>>7603805
You want me to leak my nudes?
>>7603815
It'll be the most human interaction I ever had

>>7603805
It's not time yet. We have to let Round 2 ferment a while.

Post secret discords and their members

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>>7603790
Not at all desu. I went from literally who to another anime girl to full meme and other transitions like that super quick.
It's not surprising I've changed opinions people have had about be it positive or negative des.

>>7603803
O-Okay

>>7603818
Same. That was a supreme meme because not even Martin was in on it.

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>>7603828

>>7603828
who wants an invite to the negan discord?

>>7603844
Me

>>7603844
There are no more negans in the negan discord

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>>7603844
Me.

>>7603838
What does the W stand for?

>>7603833
I still think you are a faggot. A cool faggot though. Stay being you, faggot.

>>7603845
>>7603854
Very well. You've been granted access to the secretest discord.
https://discord.gg/r84Ke

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>>7603844
Me. I'll make it a terrific party.

>>7603856
Wumbo

>>7603859
Can someone tell me what discord this is?

>>7603860
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>7603863
Seems to be the Negan discord

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>>7603859
>furry discord
Fuck you

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>Got kicked from the negan discord
I-I have feelings you know..

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>>7603866
Oh yes I can. I'll bring it all down with my new book: "How to bring down the Hungry gays in 5 steps"

>>7603893
me to

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>>7603893
You didn't get kicked, I deleted the server

>>7603893
That was the fake one

>tfw you kinda hope the shitpost squad will destroy your will to live and drive you off next

>>7603896
You're a big guy

>>7603894
only after you stop being a pussy and shoot up the HWNDU stream

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>>7603896
You really hurt my feelings rin, I was opening up to you and was ready to form a e-relationship and then you hurt me like that.
>>7603897
I'm fine if the memes fake so long as I'm included.
It's the only time I feel loved.

Yo Ramsay, hit me up with a (You) and I'll DM you a link to our discord.

>>7603929
You can fuck off with your secret shit. This is the 4th time you tried to invite me to your private CJ. No is no.

>>7603929
Ramsay is pure

>>7603974
pure shit

>>7603974
Kys Grimes

>>7603980
Kys Izaya/Kamina

>>7603993
Wong

>>7603993
>Grimes

No

>>7603997
>>7604007
Kys Anon.

>>7604009
Damn he got me

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friendly reminder

>>7604022
Name off all HG lolicons

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>>7604022
Dragon a cute.
Definitely would pet.

>>7604032
Your waifu

>>7604032
Hoshi

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This is a rebellion, right?.....I rebel.....

>>7604035
GAY
FUTA LOVING
PEDO

>>7604037
Disney grew some self awareness and cut that line out, thankfully

>>7604032
Kamina
Vert
Nymph

>>7604032
Hoshi
Junko
Kamina
Illya

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>there are people who're here right now that seriously choose gross looking midget anime girls over single OL chrismas cakes that want nothing more than to have a husband that'll eat chips and drink beer with them
The thought process some of these people have.

Hey kid, wanna buy some RP?

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>>7604057
>his waifu drinks beer
I already won the argument

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>>7604072
>his waifu can't walk yet
Go to jail already

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>>7604072
>>7604082
>having a waifu
get a load of these guys

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>>7604041
....Yes, sir~....

Post something funny

>>7604107
ur life

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>>7604107

>>7604109

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>>7604107
.

>>7604100
She's a cun- rogue
she's a rogue

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>>7603951
>you tried to invite me
>No is no
That's funny, because you won't stop begging me for an invite to a discord I know fuck-all about, much less that I'm in it.

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>>7604107

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>>7604122
....But I don't go rogue....I rebel....

>>7604131
Go take a fucking shower

>>7604131
>Implying I wouldn't screencap everything and leak it to the public.

Get a load of this cockmongler.

>>7604132
woah

>>7604132
deepest lore

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>>7604142
no

>>7604147
That's exactly what I'm implying because you're a fucking poser who would give an arm and a leg to fit in anywhere, and you don't hide that fact for shit.

Friendly reminder that Hikki hasn't showered since he was 12

>>7604163
Why are you sniffing Kamina's asshole, Hikki? Are you gay?

>>7604131
You know there's this thing called keeping shit to yourself
Your autism isn't funny
Fuck off with it

>>7604182
>>>7604131
>You know there's this thing called keeping shit to yourself
>Your autism isn't funny
>Fuck off with it

>>7604168
>>7604182
>Ramsay

>>7604186
>Hikki

Aussa killed HG

>>7604201
>Ramsay

>>7604204
No, I did

>>7604205
>Hikki

>>7604204
Gathering of HG to brutally murder Aussa when

>>7604212
>Ramsay

HG real life gathering when?

>>7604204
this
whoever let aussa reign free should be culled, petition to ban aussa when?

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>>7604223

>>7604223
Hopefully never. There is only so much awkwardness that can get massed in a single location.

>>7604234
>whoever let aussa reign free should be culled
That was Beerus

>>7604234
Build a time machine and nuke Texas so Aussa is never born

>>7604240
>spams filler
>doesn't even say thank you
Can we ban him too?

>>7604246
This
HG time machine when

>>7604238
But I want to see who's behind the cute anime girls!!!!

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>>7604223
If we didn't have so little Australia avas I'd attempt to make one here.
As it stands tho I wouldn't mind meeting the ones we've got if I'm working near them.

>>7604247
He says thank you if he wins
>>7604260
Steve Erwin?

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...

>>7604254
Do we have any avafags that are experts in the sciences?

>>7604255
fat hairy males

>>7604246
pls no I live in Texas

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>>7604266
...

>>7604266
Hey it's me Chibbikko

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>>7604264
Is dead, what about him?

>>7604276
kys Aussa

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>>7604284

>>7604283
W-what about avafagging him

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>>7604277
>Otto doesn't awaken for the girl that's staring at him. Something in him says it would be better to stay asleep than start trouble by talking to her

>>7604282
H-Huh? Where? I have something I need to tell her.

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>>7604266
Hey man... wake up.

>Kotarou walks over and knocks him on the back of his head several times.
It's morning already so get up. There's still a long day ahead and like that you're just going to get a headache, because that wooden table sure as hell doesn't look like a good pillow.

>>7604277
Give me your staff, I'll make sure he wakes up if I get your staff.

>>7604267
Avafags? No, but I'm pretty sure we do have a Bill Nye Ava somewhere

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>>7604290
Why? I was talking about avatarfags from Australia not avaing someone Australian.

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>>7604266
...
>The young boy places a hand on the man's shoulder, violently shaking him.
Come on now, this isn't any place to take a nap in. Don't you have any manners?

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>>7604292
>>7604292
I have a better idea!
W-Wait, stop hitting him!
>Megumin stops the boy from beating the sleeping man to death.
>She then reaches into his pockets and begins stealing the contents of them.

Who are the most blatant "I wish I was the main character of HG" avas?

>>7604306
me

>>7604306
hoshi

>>7604302
O-oh
Why do you gotta make me look stupid Izaya senpai

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>>7604310
I don't make you do that anon, you manage all on your own.

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>>7604305
>>7604293

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>>7604293
>the plain looking boy is already shaking the woke merchant. The few thumps Otto feels on the back of his head surprises him, almost to the point of having a heart attack
Heek! I'm sorry! I didn't know this was your territory! I promise I won't fall sleep in your spot ever again!

>>7604303
>on top of the thumping on his head Otto is also violently shaken by a stranger with snow colored hair and a gaze that would scare off any meek or timid people that come face to face with him
I-I'm already repenting for my mistakes! Must you add more damage to an already alarmed man!? Where is the line for you people!?

>>7604305
>Otto would normally grab the stranger's arm, but since he has nothing in his pockets there's no need to be rough with the young thief.
This...is a bit more strange than the other two attempts. Is this another instance where two people pay a local whore to "wake me up" again?

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>>7604266
>Unperturbed by the unconcious state, the young man continues to spin his epic, gesturing exaggeratedly with his hands as he did so.
Yes, and it was at that moment that I realised, the power of the darkness alone would not suffice to allow me to protect those I hold dear... So I turned to my last remaining option, so dedicated to preserving the mortal realm was I! Splitting my soul into two halves, that g the dark, and the light; I finally had the power I needed to confront my-
>Finally taking notice of the state of the unwilling victim of his spiel, Jurai lightly shakes him.
It would seem I lost you! I shall start again... It all began when the king-

>>7604295
Anon, it is your responsibility to build a time machine.

>goes Super Saiyan

If Hoshi talked shit about DDD for something as innocuous as an event in his game, what do you think he said about you?

>>7604337
So your went blond, so what?
There's no way you can beat my Majin Buu

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>>7604266
Oh hey, Otto buddy! Where the hell have you been lately?
>He gives his old friend a couple of pats on the back, then finishes it off with a much harder strike.
Aw, c'mon man, don't do this to me. it's only, what, like 4 in the morning? That's the perfect time to wake up! I actually don't have anything to draw on your face with this time, so it's safe to come out. I promise.

>>7604341
Literally everything

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>>7604305
>>7604325
He doesn't really look like a rich person, you'll probably end up wasting your energy even trying to steal something from him.

>Kotarou keeps hitting the boy on his head as the girl's stealing stuff from his pockets. Even though the boy's already waking up, he keeps on knocking on his head.
He'll wake up soon enough, mark my words.

>>7604326
>Unsurprised by the boy being awake he just continues knocking on his head.
Territory? Do you think I'm some animal or something? I'm just making sure there's at least some alive stuff around here and the way you were sleeping you were just bound to die.

>Kotarou shrugs before scratching the back of his head.
I mean, look at that table you were laying on. That would've just caused a headache and if you get a headache there's not going to be a single person in here who cares. Except maybe your girlfriend, if you have one.
>He grabs a thermos from his pocket and presents a cup of coffee.
Here man, take this, it'll definitely make sure you get some energy up and running.

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>>7604341
>When did this happen? Which event?

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>>7604355

>>7604356
Fucking based.

>>7604355
He shittalked you in Discord because you posted slides close to the image limit

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>>7604341
That I'm a sperglord

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>>7604326
>The stranger takes his hand off of the odd man, taking a moment to look him over.
Ah, pardon me, pardon me! It appears I got carried away.

Could you find it in your heart to forgive me? I was only worried about your well-being, honest! Think of what could have happened if I had just left you sleeping there. Someone could have pickpocketed you, or worse even.

>>7604355
Going to write a meme code. Compile some HG memes for me to put in.

>>7604371
Fuck off (Player1)

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>>7604356
>Alright yeah I'd agree with the image limit part, my bad. I just get so into hosting, ya know?
>I don't understand the hate on the death events though. I just like to have variety.

>>7604371
>Use this: duMryfS5

>>7604371
If (Player1) doesn't reply to this slide (his/her1) mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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>>7604330
>again Otto is shaken mercilessly by the deranged man in front of him. The reason? Nobody knows. Perhaps it's because Otto has the kind of face that makes people want to bully him to the extreme
P-Please stop shaking me, and please make more sense with your words! I haven't a clue what's coming out of your mouth, and it sounds like too much for an introduction this early in the morning!

>>7604351
>Otto let's the pats slide, since it's from a person he's well acquainted with
Oh, hello...sir. My apologies, but I think I've forgotten your name already. It's pretty early in the morning, so please give me some time to collect my thoughts!

>>7604353
Well sir, you are hitting the back of my head for no apparent reason. That's something animals and lesser organisms do to one another, so it can't be too farfetched to think you're not a civilized person.
>Otto takes the cup of coffee and inspects it thoroughly. It's some dark looking water that has a refreshing smell to it, but alas Otto has no clue what it is, so he sets it down beside him and flashes a smile at the man that tries his best to help him out
Oh, don't worry about me! I may not have a girlfriend or anything significant in my life, but that doesn't mean I don't give it my all everyday! Thank you for your kind words and your actions, but I'm as fine as can be! No headaches here!

>>7604371
(Player1) is the culmination of what's wrong with (Player1) and (his/her1) avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. (Player1)will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's (Player1) has crafted, (Player1) has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, (Player1)'s 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a (Player2) to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.

>>7604380
Only assholes hate those kinds of events. Don't worry about a thing that bitter chink says DDD. Do your best and that's all we can ever expect.

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>>7604326
W-Whore?!
>Megumin jumps back, Otto's pockets flipped.
You would do wise to not to call a demon a harlot...
Especially not one deemed as THE CRIMSON DEMON!
Kukuku...
>Megumin strikes a pose, putting a hand over her eye.

>>7604353
>Megumin leans over, whispering loudly.
Keep hitting him!

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>>7604341
>Probs nothing. I'm not that interesting.

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>>7604409
>Ya don't gotta tell me, anon. But thanks.

>>7604417
>implying Hoshi wasn't the one talking about you jerking yourself off last night.

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>>7604425
>No, it wasn't. That's the same one who was saying that as far back as Nov. 2015.

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>>7604365
>Otto regains his composure from the excessive shaking and clears his throat
I'm thankful you and a couple of others are keen on looking out for a fellow human, but you need not worry about me. I have nothing of value on me, and I haven't made any enemies here that would want to harm me in any way. As for you, sir, I forgive you for what you've done. I don't know you, so it would be a little too cruel to hold a grudge over your head.
>Otto extends his hand for the stranger to shake
Otto Suwen, sir. I'm a traveling merchant that seemed to have passed out after one too many drinks. The pleasure is all mine.

>>7604415
>Otto jumps back at the word "demon", almost as if he saw a ghost or...a demon
A-A demon!? Yo-you wouldn't happened to be one of the siren's friends, would you? I heard your kind have a knack for becoming idols for others to worship. Believe you me ma'am, I have no want or need to get mixed up in whatever cult you belong to!

>>7604445
So they've been going at it for over a year and still won't shut the fuck up about it?

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>>7604400
>He seems taken aback. The eyes of his mask turn to "surprised," then quickly change to two question marks.
Seriously, Otto? We were like, the best of pals just a couple of months ago! Remember, the really cool guy in the mask? Got you your first Christmas present - sort of? The reason everybody thought you were in love with the eyebrows girl whose name I can't even remember? C'mon, one of those had to have jogged your memory.

>>7604455
>It's tapered off since then and they don't really do it that much anymore, in fact I rarely see it.

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>>7604457
>It takes Otto a moment of serious thinking to remember the strange fellows name
Of course I wouldn't forget your name, Wrench! After all, it's not every day you meet someone as unique and bizarre as yourself. I don't think anyone around here would dare be as queer in appearance as you!
>Otto chuckles to himself as he takes in just how silly Wrench looks
Aha, but enough of that. What brings you around here so early?

How badly do we need a host?

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>>7604400
Well, I can't say no to such a strange lady with a beard. Don't worry, I'll hit him harder than anyone's ever hit him before.

>>7604400
>Kotarou keeps hitting him on the back of his head as he looks at him putting the coffee down.
I'm just doing this because you had to wake up, really. That and well that little girl over there tells me that I should keep this going. So I'm kind of just hitting you because of that. I'm a civilized guy...

It's just that I do as I'm asked and besides, I'm not hurting you, now am I?

>He stops for a brief moment, smiling back at him as he notices he's not drinking the coffee.
You should drink it while it's hot, else it'll taste really funky later on. Trust me on this one. If you don't have a girlfriend or anyone to care for, isn't it time you get one?

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>>7604400
More sense?! Why, the story of how I fragmented my soul is one of my simpler ones! Would you rather hear about my journey through time to defeat a sorceress who sought to end the flow of time? Or about a corrupt emperor, who when stopped, merely took over Hell itself in order to rule over the world? My friend, you do not even KNOW complex!
>Maintaining an air of mystique, Jurai softly chuckles at the foolishness of the mortal being in front of him.
I suppose though, that I could be blinded by my own capabilities...

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>>7604490
>>7604415
>He points at the girl, a bit embarrassed and somewhat annoyed.
I should've directed my attention to you while speaking first... I kinda made it seem like all was meant to the sleeping guy.

>>7604488
Please

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>>7604448
Ah please, there is no need to thank me, I'm simply doing what is required of me. Although I must say, isn't it amazing how kind humans are to one another? It truly warms my heart knowing that mankind is willing to go so far for even complete strangers.
>The boy glaces down at Otto's hand, seemingly confused.
Is something the matter, sir? If you need something I'd be more than happy to get it for you.

>>7604488
We don't fuck off

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>>7604448
It is far too late for that! Now that you have had the gall to insult me, you will compensate me for it!
A..tribute, so to speak...

>>7604490
>>7604500
Good good!
Keep him at bay while I talk!

>>7604501
>>7604509
I'm getting conflicting messages here...

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>>7604482
I've been working! It'd be more unusual if I wasn't awake at this hour. The better question would probably be why you're around at this time of day. I usually don't see you around until later on in the night.
...Then again, maybe it's better that way. I don't know if you'd really like the stuff I make at 4 in the morning. We're probably on different ends of the spectrum when it comes to stuff we'd want to see coming out of a 3D printer.

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>>7604522
It'd be cool if you could it.

>>7604522
PLEASE

>>7604527
>>7604531
M'kay then. Give me 24 tributes since this is dead hours.

>>7604306
Subaru
Kotarou

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>>7604536
Nagisa Kaworu

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>>7604521
Alright, but my hand's starting to get cold. Think you can do me a favor while I keep on hitting him on the head?

>He leans in and whispers into her ear.
Think you can heat my hand up? I noticed you've got a wizard hat so you're bound to know some spells to help me out here. That's what mages do, right?

>>7604494
>Kotarou listens to the boy's story as he keeps hitting Otto on the head.
I'm listening, what kind of daemons have you fought? I'm trying to see if you've got some interesting tales that I could learn some stuff from. At times, it's hard to fight daemons, you know?

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>>7604536
Saki
Thank you

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>>7604536
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>7604536
The Wrench

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>>7604545
(Damn. I thought this only happened in the more active hours)

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>>7604536
THE CRIMSON DEMON

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>>7604536
Cirno

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>>7604536
Orihara Izaya

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>>7604536
Kotarou Tennouji

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>>7604536
Nausicaa

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>>7604536
Beruka

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>>7604536
The inexorable, tainted by the sanguine kiss of darkness, Guiltia Sin Jurai!

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>>7604536
Skeleton

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>>7604536
Tsukinose Vignette April

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>>7604490
>Otto nonchalantly swats the stranger's hand away from his head, hoping he gets the message and stops abusing him for no reason at all
That's not necessary sir. I'm wide awake, so you can stop with this nonsense. All you're doing is tiring your arm out and giving me a headache I never had when I arose from my slumber.
>Otto looks at the coffee after being told it takes bad once it goes cold and then looks back at the boy with a worried look
I don't mean to be brutal here, but that liquid you gave me looks rather gross. I also have no idea what your true intentions are, so for all I know I could be drinking poison. If you don't mind I'll stick to my...
>Otto looks around frantically, only to see that the alcohol he was drinking from the night before is gone
M-My alcohol...

>>7604494
No offense sir, but you don't look like a warrior to me. Everything you're saying sounds off, and extremely made up. Even from my origins I can safely say we don't have anything like a "fragmented soul" or a "hell", unless you count the place we currently sit at as a hell.
>Otto looks at the boys clothing and his face lights up
Ah, but surely you must be some sort of business man with a wild imagination! Your clothes tell me you're a rather successful financial adviser! I must say, that's very impressive for a man as young as you are!

>>7604507
>Otto looks confused as to why the boy goes off on the kindness of humanity. It's a little strange for someone to get so passionate about a topic like that
Y-Yes, it is amazing. The compassion and empathy we have for one another truly brightens my day, only for it to be brought back down by those who don't understand what compassion or empathy are.
>Otto also glances down at his extended hand, noticing how cracked they are from the unforgiving cold weather, drying them out faster than the heat dries out a desert
O-Oh, don't worry about me. I'm fine for now! This probably I have with my hands will go away eventually!

>>7604576
Doesn't fit. Need something shorter.

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>>7604536
The Purple Republic

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>>7604536
Bubble Bass

>>7604223
I would be lynched.

9 more.

>>7604589
If you use inspect element to change the character limit, you can fit it.

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>>7604536
Lord Beerus

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>>7604536
Pidge

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>>7604602
A single fucking ant

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>>7604602
Number 6

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>>7604536
Otto Suwen

>>7604521
A tribute? M-Ma'am, I have nothing to offer you! I've given my last offering to a girl with horns on her head and bizarre tattoos on her body. Please, I'll do whatever you want, just don't harm me or the ground dragons! I promise I'll make it up to you somehow!

>>7604525
>Otto tilts his head in confusion
A 3-D print...er? What're you talking about, Wrench? I usually like breakfast with something to drink. I would hope you're eating foods that are edible during this time of the day!
As for me...I'm not sure why I'm here right now. I guess you could say the early bird gets the worm, hm? Th-that is a popular saying for these parts, right?

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>>7604602
Mr. Moseby

>>7604624
>runs in the lobby

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>>7604545
>THE CRIMSON DEMON blushes, the fiery red in her cheeks becoming more and more apparent.
NO NO NO!
I dwell in only the most potent of magic, the Explosive arts! I cannot and will not "heat" up your hand, just...move faster or something!

>>7604617
Then you will be indebted to me?
Hm...until you can pay back tribute, your soul will be mine for the time being...
This is a fair trade!
I accept!

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>>7604617
>S-Something just came up on short notice and I'm gonna be gone for an hour or two. I'll make it up to you later if I can.

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>>7604536
>>7604602
Bill

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>>7604602
Shimakaze
(Male)

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>>7604628
Can you not run in the lobby? That's how you'll break something! And if that happens, then Mr. Tipton will have my head.

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>>7604576
>>7604589
Quite the showstopper we have here, hm?

>>7604587
Don't understand what compassion or empathy are, huh...?
>The stranger sits down in a nearby chair, taking a moment to think before glancing back at the traveling merchant.
Excuse me if I sound strange, but would you mind me asking why it is you think humans would harm one another? They clearly know that it doesn't feel very good, so why would they do such a thing in the first place? It complexes me as to why man would ever want to do such things to his fellow species.

>>7604641
Man, Hooch is crazy

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>>7604602
Fae

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>>7604631
W-Wait! You can't let you take my soul! I need it to live and sell! If you take my soul now then I may never be able to repay properly ever again! Please have mercy on me for not knowing that you're not a modern day whore!

>>7604634
>Don't worry about it. We can continue some other time. Have a good rest of your day.

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>>7604587
>He retracts his hand, looking at the guy with a bit of confusion.
Hey man, no need to get agressive. I was just doing what the girl asked me to do. That isn't all that bad, you know?

>Kotarou pours a cup of hot coffee for himself and sips from it, making sure the guy notices.
Ehh? There's nothing wrong with the coffe, it's just a brew I made. Figured it'd wake some people up as it seemed as if everyone was asleep. Besides, if you're going to stick to alcohol, it's kind of expected that you lose some stuff along the way.

>>7604631
>Noticing a blush on the girl, he takes one step back as he apparently heated her up.
I-It wasn't my intention to heat you up, or to insult you. I just thought ugh... nevermind, you seemed like a capable wizard so I thought you could conjure a small fire so I don't have to hit him when it's freezing outside here.

But I got some hot coffee, that'll do the trick. Want a cup as well?

>>7604541
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>>7604645
>>7604638
PRANKED BABY! YOOOWWW

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>>7604602
shadow

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>>7604661

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Such a vast majority of unknown faces...
It has sure been a while since I have last set foot in this place.

Does perhaps anyone have any chores which need to be done? I can cook, clean... or any other of the 145 activities I can come up with on this instant. Though I am not limited to just those! Your friendly neighbourhood class representative, ready to serve!

>>7604672
You can start with getting me a glass of milk

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>>7604661
Ugh... give me 5 minutes and I'll pick it up if no one else does.

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>>7604545
Kuhuhu... What a silly question you ask of me, young one... It would be simpler to tell you what kinds I have yet to fight. None! I, the great Guiltia Sin Jurai, have singlehandedly slain at least one every kind of creature that roams the vast face of the world! Of course, to tell you my true kill count would be a difficult task, the number is simply too high!
>Puffing out his chest and closing his eyes in a self satisfied manner, his physique doesn't appear to be that of a warrior...
>>7604587
>Visibly started by the accusation, the chuunibyou blinks in surprise, before a serious look dawns upon his face.
You partake in my tales, only to label me a liar? How dare you! I did not brave the perils of the pit of 100 trials, killing the legendary Hydra in the process with naught but my bare hands only for you to question me! ...Could it be, that this is a manifestation of your jealousy?
>>7604589
I...would rather not see my precious title tarnished in such a way...! But if the circumstances call for sacrifice...th-then, with a heavy heart, I put forward the name 'Guiltia Sin Jurai'...
>>7604642
Showstopper...? Y-Yes, that would be I! The star of the show! You must already know who I am, of course... B-But rather than use my immense power to find out for myself, will you be brave enough to identify yourself in the face of my intimidating visage?!
>>7604661
H...How disenhearting...! In a world where you cannot rest your doubts in the caring arms of a host, who CAN you turn to?!

>>7604677
Bill Nye the based guy

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>>7604672
Can you hug me and tell me you love me?
Even if you don't mean it I just want that right now.

>>7604677
Thanks Bill

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>7604661
Okay.
>>7604672
This isn't a class. A maid should be working in their place of residence, not here.

>>7604672
Suck my dick or your RP is shit.

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Here is your roster. Swapped myself in for shadow. Everyone ready?

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>>7604711
I'm ready to win

>>7604711
Please swap yourself back in with Bubble Bass, I have a lot of fillers.

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>>7604675
>She returns mere moments later with various glasses of milk on a tray, setting them down in front of you.
You had not requested a specific type of milk, thus I've brought many options for you to choose from. There is soy milk, lactose-free milk, regular milk, fat-free milk, ...

>>7604686
>She embraces the poor abo and pats his back a few times endearingly.
There, there. Everything will be alright, even if I don't know your life in any way, shape or form and cannot make any accurate predictions.

>>7604705
But I'm not a maid! I'm simply the class representative, though I do understand your confusion. People told me this maid costume looked good on me, and I should wear it whenever I could. Right now, I am able to wear it, so I do.

>>7604708
I mustn't engage in lewd activities, that's not what a good girl ought to do.

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>>7604642
>Again, Otto glances at the man with a confused look on his face. He doesn't quite understand why the boy seems to love this topic so much
Why people would want to hurt each other? For their own amusement, or maybe their own greedy advancements? That's a common trait you see in villains. Sometimes, they think what they're doing is for the greater good. In their minds, they see themselves as the heroes and everyone that apposes them as the villains.

>>7604658
It is bad, sir! She told me she was a demon! If we're not careful, she'll doom the both of us! We need to be on the lookout for any suspicious behavior coming from her, okay?
>Otto stares at the boy sipping the muddy looking water in disgust, not realizing he's scrunching his face up at him
You...surely you jest. People should respect the fact I drink alcohol by leaving me alone, but I guess causing more problems for people is more enjoyable for their unimaginative, lazy minds.

>>7604672
Not at all, ma'am! I think we're set for now. Feel free to take a break and...
>Otto takes the cup of coffee that was given to him by the strange boy and hands it to her
And drink this! I was told it tastes very good!

>>7604683
100 trials? Legendary Hydras? How is it possible for one man to let his imagination run wild like this? Do you need to rest? M-Maybe I can help you relax and calm your mind before we have a serious discussion?

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>>7604728
I-I'm not an abo...I'm white

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>>7604711
Bloodbath.
No player interaction whatsoever.
>>7604724
I'm cool with sitting it out.

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>>7604728
My point stands anyways. This isn't a class.
...If you're going to pester me, then you can at least be of use. I need a new whetstone.
>>7604752
Touch me, and you die.

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>>7604683
I don't mean to be an asshole here, but we're probably the same age, maybe I'm even older... I can't really tell. So, you've slain every possible daemon, huh?

>He scratches his head as the guy makes his pose.
I'd believe it if it weren't for one thing. Where are your weapons? I'd be surprised if a guy that's dressed up as tidy as you is someone who has taken down each and all of them.

>>7604672
I don't really have any chores for you. Well I guess I got one.

>He raises yet another cup filled with coffee.
Here, it's the last bit of coffee that was in my thermos. I'm sure you'd like a cup so might as well give it to you. Especially with all others asking you to do chores for them.

That requires some energy, so have an A+ and a coffee for effort.
>He smiles at her as he reaches his hand out.

>>7604731
A daemon? You should've told me from the start. Man, I wasn't expecting to fight a daemon looking like a cute girl, but I'll have to then.

>He tries to ready his weapon but halfway through he looks at the man's face, giving him an intense stare as he's looking at Kotarou, scrunching his face.
...Man... you okay? At this point in time, I might as well fetch you some alcohol, that look is speaking more than a thousand words.

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>>7604752
Assume: Spider Form!

>The skeleton scurries into the forest on eight bony legs, getting as far away from the bloodbath as possible

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>>7604752
>He walks into a forest, donning the groucho glasses as he moves on.
Why I'm wearing these glasses is beyond my own thoughts, but at least this forest is looking pretty nice...

...it's like a solace, serenity is all over the place.
>He chucks the grouche glasses away, hitting a certain crimson demon, but he ignores it.

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>>7604752
Day 1.
Oh boy.

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>>7604752
Guess they heard of the artillery I tend to pack, mau... Oh well, I'll proceed with the mission now.

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>>7604752
>>7604771
Pfft, I don't think I'll find them here, I bet they're still in Gensokyo

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>>7604658
Hmmm...yes! That will do! Where is this "coffee"?

>>7604651
Fine...thank the boy for temporarily paying for you to keep your soul...
However, our next encounter won't be so trivial!
I will come back demanding your soul or something of equal value!

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>>7604771
Stop bumping into me, you're rattling my bones!

>The skeleton lurches forwards in his seat as he gets rammed from behind

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>>7604761
N-No, don't mind me. It's just...you're drinking that murky water and it's throwing me off...
That doesn't matter though. What matters is putting that demon in her place!
>he looks around for the megumeme, but doesn't find her anywhere
...Maybe we already drove her away?

>>7604771
If you're as dangerous as you say you are, then go on that contraption over there. I doubt any normal human could survive it.

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>>7604683
Nagisa. Nagisa Kaworu. A pleasure to meet you, The inexorable, tainted by the sanguine kiss of darkness, Guiltia Sin Jurai. Quite the interesting name you have there.

>>7604731
>The boy looks at the floor, contemplating the merchant's answer.
Interesting, interesting... so mankind is not only generous, but ruthless too. Would you be willing to elaborate further? I apologize once again if any of this sounds strange to you. You don't have to answer if you do not wish to.

>>7604771
Ah, forgive me by I'm afraid I'll have to pass. I'm not very good with heights you see...

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>he just goes and squats in the corner

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>>7604771
Night 1.
Sorry for the delay. I got a bit distracted.

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>>7604813
>Squats in the very same corner

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>>7604816
I don't want to wait in a line to come back tomorrow, so I'm just going to find a place to hide until the morning.

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>>7604778
Yeah...sure.
>Otto looks away from the demon and over at something a little more interesting
I don't think it's a good idea to get involved with someone like you. I don't think you're bring me any good luck.

>>7604804
I don't think I can elaborate any further. It's as simple and clear as that. In the end of the day, it all comes down to what their motives are. People generally want what they want out of life and will go to extremes to achieve their goals.

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>>7604816
>She doesn't even dress differently, kind of just leering at the guards.
>>7604828
>>7604813
>Sits in the opposite corner.

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>>7604816
Day 2.

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>>7604672
Yes... I have a chore that needs to be done...
12 of them, in fact.
Complete them all and I will deem you worthy of being my eternal servant!

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>>7604840
I have got to think of a better ruse.

Test

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>>7604840
Night 2.
Fujiwara...

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>>7604836
>Gently waves at the lady

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>>7604828
>he starts looking annoyed
Oi! Go find your on corner. There are many like this one but this one's mine!
>>7604836
>he's still looks slightly annoyed
At least you get it. I don't want people bugging me.

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>>7604778
>Reaches out half a cup of coffee.
This is all I have left. I hope you don't mind, I drank a bit out of the cup so yeah... but don't worry, it's still hot and it'll do the trick.

>>7604791
It's not murky water... it's coffee, it's hot water and beans. It's pretty good and it'll most certainly give you some energy.

>He jumps up for a second, trying to peek around the place to see where the Crimson Daemon is.
I think she got scared once we talked about fighting her. I just gave her some coffee though so I'm sure we triggered the ADD inside of her.

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>>7604859
I'll forget about this someday

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>>7604859
Day 3.
THE CRIMSON DEMON learned a very valuable lesson today. Running people over kills them.

>>7604865
nice rp phaggot

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>>7604865
Okay, i'll find my own corner.
>She gets up, walking away from the boy.

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>>7604878
A rollercoaster ride? Man, I just had some coffee and some breakfast. I don't think I'll be able to handle that ride.

It'll just churn up something and it'll probably end up in me throwing up most of my stuff and I can't really handle that.

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>>7604731
>She grabs the cup with both hands and chugs its contents down in a few gulps.
Thank you for this opportunity! I have no idea what I've just ingested, but the taste and smell of the substance lead me to believe it was coffee. I must ask, was it laced with any drugs? I wouldn't be upset with you, though it might influence the efficiency of my further tasks.

>>7604739
My deepest apologies for mislabeling you. Shall I fetch a katana and slice my stomach open as a way of redemption?

>>7604756
>She returns a bit later with a wide selection of different stone, some with grooves for easier sharpening.
Please take your pick, there is no need to pay for any of these!

>>7604761
>She gleefully takes the cup, putting it to her lips and gulping the coffee down rather quickly.
Thank you for the opportunity to raise my spirits, kind sir. Would you like any sort of compensation, perhaps monetary?
>She reaches into her pockets, digging out a bunch of perfectly-folded notes and holds them out at him.

>>7604847
Please lay them upon me! Any chore is fine, none is too big. Please understand that chores that involve me traveling to other countries may take a while longer, as travel time must be calculated into the duration!
>She bows deeply in front of the girl, ready to accept any mission that may crown her to be the ultimate servant.

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>>7604878
We've redone it five times now, it's not gonna be perfect guys.

>>7604878
A face like that sends shivers up the spine.

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>>7604835
Wonderful. Willing to go to such lengths for the sake of their dreams is exactly what I expected from mankind.

Oh! Excuse my manners, I seem to have forgotten to introduce myself.
>The stranger clears his throat and stands up from the chair.
Nagisa Kaworu. It's a pleasure to meet you, Otto.

>>7604878
>>7604886
Don't push yourself, my friend. If you've just eaten then perhaps it would be wise to wait a bit before getting on?

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>>7604878
Night 3.
Lord Beerus is in love with a skeleton? Who would've thought.

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>>7604878
...This is okay.
>>7604865
>>7604861
>The attempts to communicate are met only with a cold, stony glare.
>>7604888
Better.
>She stares at the selection, before grabbing one of them, procuring an axe that looks massive in comparison to her body, and going right to down sharpening it.
That'll do.
>>7604905
>For once, a peaceful expression crosses her face, if only for a moment.

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>>7604905
Violated...defiled...deflowered...these poor bones....

>The skeleton curls up into a ball and begins to skullk.

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>Otto passes out from exhaustion

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>>7604885
Good. Go find your own corner! I don't really care where you go.
>>7604913
>he rolls his eyes
Whatever, just don't talk. Weirdo. People must really like you.

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>>7604905
Day 4.
I believe that single fucking ant made the right choice in this situation.

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>>7604874
>Megumin turns the cup around so as not to drink from his end, bringing it up to her face and drinking it before suddenly pulling back.
Ah! What is this?!
Brown lava?
This muck has burned me!

>>7604835
>THE CRIMSON DEMON waves off Otto, focusing on the boy that gave him the hot mud.

>>7604888
Hmmm...first off, you will get me something cool to drink!

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>>7604928
WHAT?! I must be tall enough for this ride, I'm an alpha ske-

>Vietnam flashbacks to last night occur in the skeleton's mind, and he falls to the ground screaming something about rattled bones

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>>7604928
Night 4.
Seems peaceful enough. Except for Saki. Saki is extremely violent.

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>>7604943
Well I can't be caught now, can I?