HG thread.
275th Express Games! Our 23 most recent winners and Reigen Arataka will battle it out in this championship game!
>>7597794
>Spike
MOKOU WHY DO YOU THIS TO ME
>>7597794
LULUCO
U
L
U
L
U
L
Someone post Rin's dick please
>>7597794
>another game I'm not in
Oh...
>>7597809
Spike did it to you, not I.
Kill them Reigen. Kill them all.
I suppose I'll just kick back and relax.
Does anyone have snacks?
>>7597823
Pop-Tarts!
>>7597823
Fuck off attention whore
Do you have long or short hair?
>>7597794
I do not know why I am in this game, nor does it matter. When you're as renowned a psychic as I, it's not uncommon to be left with some pleasant surprises.
It goes without saying that I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7597835
Shave my head so no hair
>>7597823
>throws a handful of half-melted m&ms
>7 until valentine's day
>>7597794
Who else but Eggman-kun would get first blood?
>>7597840
Eggman won two of the last 24 games, which means one spot goes to the highest-scoring non-winner.
Got high and ate a pop tart
Then I realized I ate my pop tart and fell into despair
Then I realized I had a WHOLE NOTHER POPTART
I'm actually fuckng crying right now holy shit
>>7597794
Engaging.
>>7597853
I see. No better a choice than I, then.
>>7597835
Long hair. I still have fucking Jew hair though.
>>7597829
I'll consider if you tell me what the heck they are.
>>7597831
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Ah hah hee hah!
>>7597843
Nothing I'm not used to. Believe me.
>7597831
>I don't get any (You)s so I randomly call someone attention whore
>>7597854
Aren't they wonderful?
>>7597852
>>7597852
>7 days until Valentines day and you're stuck in an overly drama hungry and cancerous "Community"
>>7597874
My mom is dead actually and all I have is my asshole step dad
>7597876
You gave me half of a you so thanks :^]
>>7597852
Is that a pigeon?
>>7597853
That's a lot of blood for our first day! I wouldn't expect less from the best of the best
>>7597854
uhh, sorry for your loss?
>>7597878
Yes
>>7597883
Why can't you leave? What is it that pulls you back?
Rika is the culmination of what's wrong with Aussa and his avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. Rika will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's Aussa has crafted, Rika has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, Rika's 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a random touhou to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
>>7597852
Is this a nigger?
>>7597852
>tfw no one to waste your money on during Valentine's day
>>7597890
Well, if she's dead, then you can't. Unless you're into that sort of thing! Hee hee hah!
So, you think the kys Rikka is a "dumb oldfag meme"? You just crossed the line, kid. Let me tell you something about myself. My name is Anonymous and I am one of the greatest oldfags to ever exist. I worked hard to get the reputation I have, and you just shat on that with your "irony". That's the type of thing that makes me angry, and you don't even want to know what happens when I get angry. If you know what's good for you, you'll treat me with RESPECT. You're lucky that I'm even talking to an entry-level rper like you, who can't appreciate nice rp. I bet you're just some underage LOSER that thought Aussa and Kaito have the best rp. Someone like you could never understand my hatred. My hatred isn't just some lolsorandumbxd forced discord meme. My shittimg on Rikka is a throwback to the gret posters of the past. A newfag like you could never understand the brilliance of thi
>>7597932
Night one; you guys gotta work on your aim.
>>7597930
I genuinely wish I knew. It just keeps pulling me back, this is suffering, I want out of this hole of toxicity, I wanna get out of this den of back stabbing and 'lol its just bantz' memes, when it's obviously not.
One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.
She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"
She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.
to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw >>7597933 >>7597960
>>7597961
Day two; Maa goes nuclear via sarin.
>boring ass championship game run for the host's benefit and nobody else
So, anybody up for some shitposting?
>>7597874
Wonderful pastries covered in frosting and filled with your drug of choice!
>>7597973
Sounds to me you come here when you have nothing else better. Keep yourself busy. Volunteer, get a job, learn a language. something.
>>7598011
nice shitpost
>>7598015
Night two; nothing happens. Maybe tomorrow??
>>7597953
>tfw wasting money just fine on my own
somebody stop me
>>7598015
>>7597880
>kissus pupper
>>7598038
Give me your money. I'll put it to good use.
>>7598026
Nah. I thought you guys were the best..
>>7598011
>shitposting for the shitposter's benefit and nobody else
>>7598024
Thanks. I love watching games that I had a tiny percentage of a chance of even entering so Mokou can jerk himself off.
>>7598013
I suppose I can try them. Give me your most delicious flavor! Hee hee hah!
>>7598047
NO
I NEED THIS MONEY
FOR IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE MY CAR AND MY GUNDAMS
>>7598065
Git Gud
>>7598054
>>7598065
Do better next time around, so you have something to look forward to.
>>7598065
Don't suck dick then.
>>7598065
>implying
You actually have a 4/24 chance of getting in if you only enter 1 tribute every game
>>7598065
Post fillers nigger.
Is it real nigga hours yet?
>>7598073
Here, you should start with "S'mores!"
>>7598130
ITS REAL NIGGA
>bass plays way too loud
HOURS
>>7598134
"S'mores"? I can't say I've heard of whatever "Smore's" are, but they should be delicious! Hee hee hee! I'll take them!
>>7598044
>bites your fucking ankle
>>7598176
BARK BARK BARK BARK
RRRRR
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>7598154
So what you saying is... We were riggers and shit?
>>7598181
Maa must have still had some sarin left. Is anybody hungry?
Araragi dead?
>>7598204
I'm saying only the prettiest cherries get picked :^)
>>7598204
WE WAZ RIGGERS AND SHIET
if trips mods ban HG
>>7598210
yee
>>7598065
wow u mad bro??
haha ha.
Rin hung?
>>7598205
Hopefully you weren't too tempted to go, because you would have died.
>>7598210
Yes. Press F to pay respects.
>>7597932
>>7598217
nice meme
>>7598205
Lulcao and Ash have a good rivalry going
rooting for the floating world heavyweight belt.
>>7598237
Fuck sakes.
Is it bad if I like tumblr memes
>>7598255
I do too
>>7598246
No time for peace, there's gonna be a winner next slide!
>>7598210
Not yet, but hopefully pretty soon
>>7598276
MADWOMAN
A
D
W
O
M
A
N
>>7598276
AND THE WINNER
OF THE 275th EXPRESS GAMES
IS
>>7598302
Congrats faggot. Thanks for the game Mokou.
>>7598302
New game when?
I genuinely enjoy entering games and roleplaying.
>>7598302
KAZUICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SOUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7598339
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for spectating.
>>7598332
I remember when I was you. I wish I could go back.
>>7598339
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7598350
I suppose thank you, even if I was barred from entering. What else is new, though? Hah hah hee hee!
>>7598332
Same
>>7598339
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7598356
Based Asgore ruining the reputation of oldfag's avas.
>>7598332
I genuinely enjoy entering butts and ejaculating.
>>7598390
Be careful anon, you might trigger a white knight
>>7598392
We know, KK.
>>7598390
what did he mean by this
>>7598350
Thanks anyways.
>>7598423
He means I'm doing the world a favor. Keh...
this one goes out to KK whose dick taste's like a ripened plum bitten into on a hot summer day whilst frolicking in a field full of naked old men
I love you and let me tell you big boy your majesty in purple cap is better than anything else i have ever experienced on this earth mmm I could not go on living without your elongated meat shaft just thinking about it fills my heart with warm butterflies and happiness I DONT LOVE DICK i love your dick your dick is the only thing i will ever need to keep me from commiting suicide and so long as you keep that bad boy up and ready to go i will never become sad again
eter-anally yours,
>LF
>>7598490
>I DONT LOVE DICK
>LF
I smell an impostor...
>>7598490
>KK's face blushes with passion
W-Well... If it's you, I don't mind.... W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WOAAAAAAAAAAH
>kk trips forward and desperately reaches for something to grab onto and while falling down he grabs your zipper and causes your dick to fall out and his mouth accidentally lands perfectly in line with it and when he tries to stand up slips again, forcing his mouth back down onto yor dick
owo
ehehehehe well since I'm already here
>pulls out a grapefruit and impales it on your dick
>kk, sucker of your man meat
>>7598506
OwO
276th Express Games.
i didnt know i could love anyone as much as i luv you four your dick kk it makes all of my dreams come true you walk into a room,and i know you have arrived, my heart skips a beat when you walk jup to my side, i hope this kind of magic stays forever between us 2, and the whole gay community knows that i love you kk
>LF
>>7598555
Plague Knight
>>7598555
Sanae Dekomori
>>7598555
Nausicaa
>>7598555
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7598555
Hanbei
>>7598555
Senshougahara
>>7598555
Tyuule
>>7598555
Ash Crimson
>>7598555
Araragi
>>7598555
Shii
>>7598555
Gabriel
>>7598590
Best gril right there
>>7598555
Rikka Takanashi
>>7598555
Reigen Arataka
>>7598555
Tiny snek
>>7598555
Neo
>>7598555
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7598555
Garen Crownguard
>>7598555
The Mothafuckin Black Baron
>>7598555
Ayame Shaga
>>7598555
Yuri addict
>>7598590
>>7598599
yeee
>>7598555
Kenshiro
>>7598555
Some Girl
Poniko
>>7598555
A Pimp Named Slickback
>>7598555
My drink
>>7598555
Yotsuba
>>7598555
Ken Kaneki
>>7598555
Meme Katt
>>7598555
Omega Zero
And here it is.
>>7598634
>kissus the Lipton
>>7598602
this snek has a cute tum
CUTE
A late Leo
>>7598649
I accept this challenge.
>>7598565
>>7598649
Good, good, let's begin.
>>7598652
>>7598649
Eeeeeh, whatever. I'm beat, just put him in instead.
>>7598577
>>7598658
>>7598686
What did they mean by this?
>LF or KK will never suck your hung cock
>Rin
>>7598705
She's hungry. Feed her.
>>7598649
Let us begin.
>>7598709
>>7598703
I appreciate the generosity.
>>7598649
OK, it's time to start running now!
>>7598721
>>7598718
oh alright
>>7598686
>gib mouseu
>>7598709
You can go crawling back to your korean microcock, cuck boy. KK's meat slab is mine!
>LF
>>7598728
Appreciate it after something comes to fruition from it. Or not, I don't really care, I'm just gonna lie down.
>>7598676
>>7598730
Good luck Yuno.
And Gabriel.
And Rikka.
>>7598749
UNPUFF
>>7598730
Name that band.
>>7598705
>>7598733
>bear hugs the mouse and slithers away
>>7598785
Y-Yuno??
>>7598788
eat well
>>7598785
Great idea, did you come up with it all by yourselves?
>>7598735
>swings out enormous horsecock
Does this change your mind~~~?
>Rin
>>7598818
It's not hard to just not go someplace. I didn't even have to think about it at all!
>>7598806
Don't just be giving out your stuff to mysterious masked men.
>>7598859
I never said how long I'd borrow it! Ah hah hah hah!
>>7598840
And yet it takes three of us to reach what should be the easiest and most logical conclusion, how did that happen?
>>7598859
Oh well, that should be enough to make this game a lot harder for him.
>>7598859
Alliances for days.
>>7598878
>pets head
>>7598878
It sounds like coincidence, really. Or maybe you two had to be convinced not to go for a swim! Hee hee hah!
>>7598894
The name is quite the turn-off.
Does anyone know where this chucklefuck went?
>>7598801
A-Aikawa?
>>7598921
What happened to your brain, are you alright?
>>7598894
Aikawa convinces Araragi to talk to Gabriel.
Shii is made of anti-matter.
>>7598835
Sorry, baby.
>lights cigarette
I've had enough of hoshi's sloppy seconds for the time being.
>exhales smoke and kisses KK
>LF
>>7598931
M-me? How?
>>7598894
Swamping one of the geniuses who came up with the "stay away from certain death" plan out for what could possibly be a textbook dumb blonde doesn't seem like a good idea...
>>7598897
>slaps your hand away
Could you please stop that?
>>7598915
What? I know I should stay away from those things, I'm not an idiot.
>>7598931
>>7598941
You're not supposed to remember
>>7598953
I'm confuuuse
You ever get the feeling that LF and KK meme themselves for the hell of it?
>>7598931
There's no need to end your own life when you can go down fighting and taking down with you some other people, it would make things a lot easier for those who are still alive when you're done.
>>7598953
That's just poor timing, you should have waited until I was I lot closer to you to pull that off.
>>7598931
Explain what a "fupgsro" is.
>>7598944
Is that so? Tell me, have you fallen prey to them before?
>>7598953
Two tributes disintegrate
>>7598980
I think we need more explosives in the cornucopia at the start. It's always a spectacle seeing them go off, whether by accident or not.
>>7598977
I have, just like everyone, there's no shame on admiting it, sometimes you just can't see them, by the time you notice you're walking on one, it's already too late.
>>7598980
If you're not going to shut up, just leave, you can keep doing that somewhere else.
>>7598980
Find somewhere else to raise the dead!
>>7599006
Keh...irony is a bitter pill to swallow.
>>7599009
You say that, but maybe you were enticed to take a quick dip? Maybe just once? Hee hee hee!
>>7599026
Shaga isn't up to the challenge just yet. Or she doesn't like being manipulated.
>>7598925
My brain is definitely fine, last I checked. What makes you say something like that?
>>7599006
Thanks a lot, I really apreciate you not putting me out of my misery... I'm really going to enjoy ths suffering...
>>7599053
Well it looked like someone switched your brain for someone else's... well just good thing it will go back to normal after the game, you know, just in case.
>>7599049
Enjoy, Gab.
>>7599041
Anyone with a frontal lobe knows that they shouldn't try to swim in them, accidents just happen, and there' nothing you can do about it.
>>7599049
And if you actually DO manage to make it to Gensokyo, you're disqualified.
>>7599101
Garen risks it all on a 50/50 chance.
>>7599082
You could try not becoming an accidental polar bear. Just watch your step! Hee hee hah!
>>7599122
FEAST
There appears to be some conflicting information here.
>>7599150
there could be different flavors of doughnuts and they're fighting about separate types :)
>>7599150
This alliance has to end.
>>7599163
That was my theory too.
>>7599181
Let's see how far they get before they realize that it's only them.
>>7599206
The plot resists thickening.
>>7599218
Little girls sure do know some big words
>>7599218
ALRIGHT LOLI-CHAN LETS GET TO IT!!
>unzips 2mm skintag of a dick(hard)
>cums within seconds
WH-WHEN DO WE START???
>Kamina
>>7599218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0
>>7599229
rooting for Senshoughara or Nagisa desu
Who are confirmed pedos in here?
>>7599230
words such as
"floccinaucinihilipilificate"
"antiestablishmentarianism"
"your dick"
>>7599249
You'll be relieved to know that there's a winner tomorrow.
>>7599255
Yo.
>tfw not stupid as fuck like Kamina or Vert to parade my degeneracy around
>>7599255
Kamina and Hoshi
>>7599238
Thank you for bringing this video into my life
>>7599294
It made the rounds on the meme circuit a while ago but it's still a great song that pops in my head anytime I see something that makes me think "oh hell naw".
>>7599278
Go go Poniko
>>7599278
This is how it ends.
>>7599281
Vert isn't a lolicon m8
>>7599315
We can spot our own. He can deny it all he wants but that boy's got the disease too.
>>7599313
Hm. Thank you for hosting and congratulations to our winner.
>>7599313
Congratulations Poniko, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7599339
And thank you all for playing.
>>7599339
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7599344
I suppose thank you.
>>7599339
Congrats, cute anime girl
>>7599326
>kissu
>>7599389
Fuck off.
>unless ur a lawlee
>>7599344
Your moment of zen.
>>7599339
Awesome my filler won.
Thanks Mokou.
>>7599395
Onee-chan
Ded
lawli skwurt anile contrakshun RIN-CHAN
>hawshee
Where did everyone go
>>7599637
DAD?!
:c
>>7599650
Still here
>>7599650
we're fuckin dead nigga
revive us
>>7599650
It's nearly time for sleeping
>>7599650
>he looks up while slouching in the corner
How the hell should I know?
I'll host when I get home
>>7599666
To think the mighty mjolnir was halted by a mere mortal construction, it is deathly embarrassing.
HOLY SHIT
>>7599721
how long
>>7599650
Can I go back to sleep?
>>7599723
C U N T
U
N
T
>>7599735
Within the hour
>>7599723
Do not worry, my humble servant. Soon, these mortals shall be trembling in our wake!
>all of you get to suffer with me, having this stuck in your head for the rest of eternity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmPPCkF6-fk
>>7599650
drawing big ol' tiddies
>>7599785
post em
>>7599770
nice
>>7599771
worse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0
>>7599788
When I'm done you can ask to see them in discord. You know who I am.
>>7599771
That video is from 2013, meaning it's been on the internet longer than you have, summerfag.
>>7599758
>
>>7599771
If her deathliness wills it then of course it must be so, des! We'll have them hiding under their covers in fear from our powers.
>>7599811
Nude?
>>7599799
They are big
>>7599821
y-yeah
>>7599650
Trying to draw something
>>7599818
I said tities right? Of course they're nudes.
>>7599855
Draw this
>unzips dick
>>7599856
nice
>>7599828
>not knowing the exact moment
Fuck off
>>7599864
>pulls out microscope
Amazing, its so tiny.
>>7599877
who kawa?
>>7599907
Me!
>>7599907
I-I kawa
>>7599864
Not now, Anon.
>>7599907
I-In my Kawa
>>7599942
>sticks it in your kawa
>>7599932
Later?
>>7599961
that's pretty kawaii
Okay, Google
>>7600000
wasted
>>7599969
Maybe.
>>7599974
that's a good way to make oneself look pregnant
>>7599984
The coloring is very bad, even for colored pencil standards.
>>7599993
Good edit
>>7600000
Nice get
>>7600001
Doesn't use the hard-to-use :3 face correctly, which is very detrimental to the overall design. The emo hair doesn't help it, neither do the furbait ears. Looks like how a friend from my middle school would imagine herself to look like.
>>7600000
t.Rikka
Beasts all over the shop
>>7600037
who tf do you think you are?
>>7600048
>>7600037
JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO MY IMAGE
HIROSHIMA PLEASE
>>7600064
I'M TRICKY.
>>7600048
You'll be one of them, sooner or later.
>>7600095
What's going on with the images now? What did Hiro delete?
>>7600115
IIRC that was always a bug that heppened when two images were submitted at the exact same time
BIG
>>7600144
FAT
>>7600150
HORSECOCK
>>7600150
ROPES
>>7600150
CAT
>>7600177
TATS
I
>>7600211
HAVE
>>7600211
LOVE
SOMEBODY
RAPE
>>7600271
IS A FAGGOT AND I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM
Oh, Rin...
>>7600284
I'll oblidge.
>binds your arms begin your back
>rapes
Post 24 Rin for Rin Games
>>7600310
Rin's other ava
I want Jo to give me a supportive kek
Where did all the cute anime boys go?
>>7600309
>begin
>>7600310
Rin's tiny snek
>>7600310
Run is goin a NUTS
>>7600334
like who
>>7600319
A gun to Rin's dick
>>7600310
Rin Tezuka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M
>>7600310
Rin Shibuya
>>7600334
I'm right here.
>>7600310
Rin Bernstein
>>7600334
>>7600334
>>7600432
Proof there is no god.
>>7600310
Ren is close enough
>>7600436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0fOBVMwvHI
>>7600451
Is that thing a boy?
>>7600310
Rin Tohsaka
>>7599811
Hyuse ava when?
>>7600310
Rin Kaenbyou
>>7600310
Rinoa
>>7600469
You tell me
>>7600310
Chum Lee
RAPE
>>7600488
Never, World Trigger is in hiatus
>>7600501
>>7600451
How can a boy go from looking like a girl to looking like that? Is it this fluoride thing, or the plastics?
>>7600522
Pancakes
Post 13 more Rins
>>7600517
5 months now, right?
>>7600552
Hoshi
>>7600552
Rin Knight
>>7600561
Yep, it's going to be a good day when serialization resumes, if it ever does...
>>7600552
Tricky Rin
>>7600552
Rin Arataka
>>7600552
Magilou
>>7600310
Definitely Rin
>>7600552
The realest, the bestest Rin
>>7600552
Shrin
>>7600552
Tricky Rin 2
>>7600552
RinRin
>>7600552
Mysterious Heroine Rin Alter
>>7600625
So how hung are you? I'd like to know.
>>7600310
Rinkaze
(Male)
Rin Ilmatar Juutilainen
Tenten is best Naruto girl. Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.
>>7600680
Temari desu
>>7600680
>Tenten
>Not Twentytwenty
Get a load of this faggot
>>7600552
Rinferno Cop
>>7600680
Naruto is best Naruto girl
>>7600680
that aint Kurenai
>>7600552
Rinze Kamishiro
>>7600704
/discussion
>>7600552
Wolverin
>>7600680
Ino
>>7600679
ur gay
Reply to this post with how hung you think Rin is for the chance to win an iPhone or a free trip to Italy!
gimmie cute stuff to draw hg
>>7600680
c:
>>7600784
Rin's huge dick.
>>7600784
Draw Reen's cute horse cock
>>7600784
Check it
>>7600777
>>7600806
I, R(eig)in Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7600806
I'll make sure to deal with this Rin problem.
>>7600806
Lie Rin will prove he's the Rinnest of them all
>>7600784
you
>>7600784
>>7600784
>>7600812
Do strike witches ride brooms?
>>7600839
>>7600797
>>7600799
>>7600806
Will the size of Rin's dick be revealed by this game?
>>7600863
I snickered
>>7600864
I don't know, talk with the Fakest Rin instead
>>7600863
oops lemme fix that quality
>>7600848
>Rins away
>>7600864
sure if I win
F to the fallen Rins and Cuckine
>>7600836
>>7600848
Or he'll die immediately
>>7600803
>tfw ppl won't stop talking about your penis
>>7600915
I want to kissu rin
>>7600978
What am I up to?
>>7600989
To fall on a frozen lake
Also, we need another thread
>>7600990
Oh snap, I died
Guess you'll never know now
>>7600625
My wife