ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your OTP? Info: http://p

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>>7597208
me

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>>7597208
mama and mister golisopod

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>>7597194

why does that even matter?

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>>7597208
Bone needles

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>>7597155
Yeah bucko, I don't think you were going to have a problem anyway.
>>7597178
>>7597196
>>7597220
Forgot to specify, but you'll only get pregnant if you get penetrated, kids! Hope that makes it a bit easier.
>>7597208
Salad and french fry.

>twitches

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>>7597208
...

>Whispers out of earshot of Em and Gwen
...Em and Gwen, but that OTP is in ah... a lot of hot water...

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>>7597241
I dont wanna get pregnant with yveltals kid. it might seek revenge.

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>>7597208
Aunt E and Uncle X areee soooooo cute together.

I hope I find somebody to like, like that too

>>7597167 #
>>7597178 #
Um...
Meat soup.
You guys don't mind meat, right?
I went out and caught some of the non-sapient desert creatures.
No pokemon. So, no worry.
Tastes pretty good to me, but I'm not sure about you guys...
-Yanmega

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>>7597220
Uhhh, we can eat some tomorroooow.
>>7597251
I don't have to eat much but I'll have a bit!
>>7597239
Bone needles? That's so gay.

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>>7597236
Various reasons

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>>7597271
.... so you admit that you bottomed? TMI, sport.

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>>7597287
....

Fuck you god. You always hated me from the get-go

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>>7597278
well i don't see why it matters but... Should you stop that retard from burning the city down first?

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>>7597287
You did what to kitkats.
Good thing I'm sex repulsed.

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>>7597208
Seconding >>7597239.

>>7597197
Zorro dude, stop being so hostile to the guy.

>>7597251
I'll give it a try, I'm not an overly picky eater anyway.
>roll for taste
>odds = ummm...
>evens = fucking delicious

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...
I'm always like this though.
I just got betterrrrr at hiding it

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>>7597301
Probably

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>>7597287
so mister arceus, is mama and mister golisopod happy together, i don't want to go see because i don't want to distract them

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>>7597306
HE called me stupid!

>>7597277
>Tilts head

But aren't you two guy for each other?

Cause you two TOTALLY ARE
>sounded somewhat cutesy and taunting at the same time

-Aloan Vulpix

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>>7597277
Shhh, you're gay too.
And, uhm, I think they're always like that now.
Unless I'm understanding wrong.

>>7597306
>Thumbs up based wingman

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>>7597296
>gengy momentarily turned into a Zigzagoon, only to be exploded into a gory mist and turned back into a Gengar

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>>7597208
.... I vaguely recognize the term "OTP" from a fangirl. I'm not sure it is fair to mention my own relationship as my favorite, but it is. I would give second place to.... Hm. I can't say I pay enough attention to the romantic lives of others to even know of any relationships.
Oh well.

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>>7597296
Sorry kid, I'm not going to cuck my own son!
>>7597303
.... Well now it's all chocolate, kiddo. Have fun!
>>7597322
;^)

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>>7597337
we will see whos laughing once i rip your heart from your chest.

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>>7597208
I don't ship anything with anyone but if I had to it would be the rarest of ships: our lives X normal days

>>7597130
Hell, I still had Green Tea Kitkat from my Sinnoh trip.
...not like I didn't leave it all back home.

>>7597199
Yeah, I don't mind the companionship. Staying in this ship the rest of the week, or at least until the whole IP thing gets resolved.

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>>7597333
Welp. I guess we're having kids eventually now.
...
I don't want kids.

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>>7597277
>Bone needles? That's so gay.
Come on dude.
Come oooooon.

>>7597323
So? Do you think you're stupid?

>>7597333
>would give thumbs up back
>waves with claw instead

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>>7597320
I'm a female. Still don't know what it matters. Why though?

>>7597317
No, you aren't.
It's the other way around.
The Emrys I know... That's the real you.
And you keep slipping back into this state. Hiding the real you. This is the mask you wear.
I want to break that mask. I want to make it so you never have to put it on again.
I want Emrys back.
Please take off the mask, Em.
-Guinevere

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>>7597376
?

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>>7597376
NOOOO!
ARCEUS, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?

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>>7597402
No! I am super smart!

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>>7597399
...uh.
>SWEAT™

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>>7597376
I would say anything but it would probably worsen the situation and, uh, let me get my gas mask first.

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>>7597277
>>7597306
Well, I'm glad you guys enjoyed the soup.
...
Did I miss anything during the sandstorm?

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>>7597407
...But therrrre's nothing underrr this mask.
This is it, I put the happy mask overrrr the sad one, and underrrr it therrre's nothing.

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>>7597402
What! I'm like... Bi!
>>7597433
Welp. What... Are they gonna come out as?
>>7597457
Uhhh... Might wanna ask Slashy.

>>7597467
>Throws chocolate at mouth

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>>7597405
Probably because that Sylveon is a slut like most are.

>>7597467
>throws brick at

>>7597467
The real Emrys is what's under there. The happy Emrys, that I know.
The Emrys that makes me feel safe, and wanted. The Emrys that protects and cares for his friends.
And you keep putting a sad mask on top of it.
I want the sad mask off.
I want to see you.
-Guinevere

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>>7597419
Don't worry about it then, alright?
Fire types are better than electric types anyway.
Although electric types are more fun to mess with.

>>7597457
Thanks for cooking it, I appreciate it.
I'll tell you about what happened in the sandstorm tomorrow if you want, right now I need to sleep.
Try not to fall asleep on me again tonight, alright?
>Sleepyslash curls up on the floor and drifts off

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>>7597482
>It hits him in the face because he had his mouth closed
>Who warrrped that shit into his rrrroom

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BAAAAGO BANKAI

>Lillie reaches into her bag.
>Evens everyone gets baby away pills. Odds: they get chocolate teleported directly into their stomach

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>>7597504
...
But it's been therrre so long.
It's stuck.
It doesn't feel like a mask.

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>>7597477
I-I..I have no idea.

>>7597509
>Ohgod™

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>>7597509
LIIIIIIILLIE
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
I CAN'T FUCK YOUR BROTHER NOW

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>>7597509
I don't feel so good

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>>7597487
I always known them for being devours of souls.

.... Is that a boy sylveon? That retard fox is kind of hot though~

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>>7597509
>Why is there a chocolate bar in me?
>>7597531
Did you put this in me?

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>>7597509
I don't think I'm supposed to...
>Barffs out chocolate
Ohh~... that hurt

>has tears in her eyes

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>>7597509
hehe... better get ready god...

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>>7597509
>Doesn't notice anything

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>>7597509
Unit One?

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>>7597509
huh i was hungry a moment ago, now i'm not anymore
i wonder what happened?
he skully do you still want to eat something?

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>>7597509
Thanks!

>>7597505
But i am not dumb! I am super smart! thanks for that coo compliment to... I do not get many...

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>>7597509
...this is now a strict celibacy zone.

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>>7597509
[internal screaming oh please god why]

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>>7597509
>Horny female snake noises

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>>7597544
I'm a girl

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>Lillie reaches into her bag again
>Evens everyone gets birth control pills. Odds its even more chocolate

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>>7597546
..No?
>Internal AAAAAA-ing

>>7597524
You forgot who you were, because you've been lost for so long.
You forgot who "Emrys" is.
But I know who he is.
And I want him back.
I want to help take the sad mask off.
I want us to throw it away, and never see it on your face again.
-Guinevere

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>>7597509
>ERROR: NO STOMACH
>>7597565
-.-- . ... --..-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... ..--.. / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. ..--..
>>7597607
>ERROR: NO STOMACH

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>>7597607
ohh, my tummy is full all of the sudden i don't want to eat anymore

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>>7597614
...
But I don't know how to take it off.

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>>7597601
Well that's good. I'm not into girls OR humans. your trainer sounds alright though... Are you gay or something?
Hold up-

>throws self down the stairs to prevent pregnancy.

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>>7597509
PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS DARK CHOCOLATE, OHH PLEASE TELL ME IT WAS DARK CHOCOLATE

SHES ALLERGIC TO ALL CHOCOLATE EXCEPT DARK, SO IT BETTER OF BEEN DARK

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>>7597607
>Pull out another chocolate bar.
What?
>>7597611
Are we gonna get pregnant now?

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>>7597607
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'D LIKE TO GET FUCKED ONCE BEFORE I DIE, AND NOT BY LIFE FOR ONCE

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>>7597627
I would like to test a few of the new systems I have installed in you.

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>>7597607
You're dead bag monster

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>>7597607
I SWEAR IF SHE DIES CAUSE OF YOU

I'LL FUCKING END YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, Not you're brother tho he cool

>>7597665
.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / -. . .-- / ... -.-- ... - . -- ...
-UNIT ONE

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>REACH INTO BAG AGAIN
>EVENS BIRTH CONTROL FOR EVERYONE. ODDS: ITS JUST MORE CHOCOLATE

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>>7597607
>limps up the staircase
>down we go again

OW OW OW OW ow ow o

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>>7597651
...Considering you just took them out, I don't think you will.
But, uhm...
fuck.
>Bonesisnotokay™

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>>7597684
>>7597645
Get her into medbay ASAP, let's not risk it and go for a stomach pumping.

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>>7597693
TELL ME ITS DARK CHOCOLATE YOU BAG CRAZED CUT PLEASE

I DON'T WANT HER TO DIE

>>7597693
Pls stop while you are behind

>>7597636
Look at me.
That's how.
>Looks into his eyes
We can pull the mask off, together.
But I need you to stop holding onto it before I can help you.
And to do that, be the real Emrys.
The Emrys I know. The Emrys your friends know. The Emrys everyone knows, and loves. Stop hiding behind the mask.
You are not alone. And you will never be again. I promise.
>Kisses him again
-Guinevere

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>>7597693

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>>7597693
>is lying at the bottom
I can't feel my shoulders. some one carry me back up and throw me back down

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>>7597693
i'm starting to feel sick, what is going on?

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>>7597693
>>7597700
Hey Bones how long do Marowak's take to lay an egg?

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>>7597693
You are the best!

>>7597715
Get a room

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>>7597690
I installed them a few days ago.
Let's get to testing.

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>>7597693
>More vomiting and crying

Is this pregnancy? I don't like it...

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>>7597751
I see you to, enjoy slurping

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>>7597758
could you call the ambulance?

>>7597766
Last time we tried that they didn't speak pokemon.

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>Reach into bag again.
>Evens everyone gets birth control. Odds: Everyone gets medication to make them vomit.

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>>7597766
I hope you die.

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>>7597739
...
>Bones.exe has stopped working
N-n-not that long.

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>>7597786
YOU SHOULD BE DEAD
YOU ARE A DEMON

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>>7597786
Oh thank Arceus.

I am pretty injured still though.

>>7597780
.....shit

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>>7597786
i fell wierd, what is going on with me?
>feeling dizzy
evens: falls in skullys' arms
>oods: falls face first on the floor

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>>7597786
...
>>7597797
>Hand birth control to Bones.
Well... We better be careful then I guess.
Unless you wanna fry up our kids?

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>>7597801
So you are pregant now! HAHA!

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>>7597849
Why would I be pregnant?

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>>7597851
t-the chocolate?

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>>7597865
The chocolate just makes it so same sex couples can get each other pregnant by penetration, so two males can fuck and make an egg. By the way I'm pretty sure chocolate is poisonous to eeveelutions so i'm going to go vomit

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>Evens everyone gets a milkshake. Odds: Its laced with a horrible concoction of goodra pheromones and slazzle pheromones

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>>7597786
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> Turtle screams can be heard throughout the frigate as he's pulling a very sick deer on a medical emergency bed (I forgot the name shut up)

>It wasn't dark chocolate
>She's in critical condition
>Lilledongoofed.shit

>Blasts into medbay
SOMEBODY FIX HER, OR DO I HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE? !?

>Isn't even his full power
>Out of anger he throws an Axe out the window
>At lille

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>>7597693
LIIIIIILLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7597786
..............
>Into the bedside table it goes
>>7597886
.............
>Hand the suspicious milkshake off to Zekrom

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>>7597841
>Pocket it
...uhm..
>[Audible Shrug™]
I-I guess so?
Also that seems kind of..weird? I don't know.

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>>7597881
How do boys even....? Never mind. I do not want to know.

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>>7597886
Cool, my favorite
>Sips on chocolate milkshake
also the birth control probably wont work on anyone since Arcues said that eating chocolate would guarantee pregnancy

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>>7597938
In the butt

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>>7597943
F U G

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>>7597948
That is not how to use that though!

Also want to grab some popcorn to watch that jolteon die?

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>>7597934
Yeah it's kinda weird.
... So where would the kid come out anyway?

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>>7597954
You're a fuckup and you almost killed at least one pokemon AGAIN

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>>7597886
>milkshake pops in
i don't want that i'm feeling sick

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Oh god why is there so much chocolate
>Vomiting inside of a crate

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>>7597943
>>7597954
........................... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7597967
I would assume the back?..
That's where it would go in so, logically, that should be where it comes out.

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>>7597966
I dunno when me and vapey tried it, it felt pretty good.

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>>7598010
Well that's dirty. So, uh, you wanna stop standing around and like...
Train or build something cool?

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>>7598033
It d-does?
>curiosity
I does not feel weird?

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.....
halp

....

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>>7598051
It did at first but after a while started to feel really good.

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>>7598052
>Reach into bag.
>Throw at Jolteon
>Evens a revive. Odds a brick

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>>7598034
..Yeah, kinda.
And, sure, why not. Any ideas on what to make?

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>>7598059
......

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>>7598068
>Try again.
>Evens: Revive. Odds: Brick that has the word revive written on it

>>7598051
Remember the time you ended up spasming on the ground in intense pleasure?
That was your butt. There's a spot in your butt that feels really good and it got poked a LOT

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Heeeeey.
How 'chu all doing?

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i'm not feeling good, and why did that chocolate milkhshake suddendly appeared, in front of me?
chocolate makes my head hurt

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>>7598056
>>7598080
......
hold on I am going to do some science.

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>>7598059
>Brionne slap

>Reaches into own bag
>Evens all eeveelutions, ect. are cured of chocolate poisoning
>Odds, something to cure Emrys

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>>7598079
>internal bleeding speeds up

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>Has a bunch of candy fall out of him.
Huh...
>>7598085
Do you need a hug?

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>>7597715
...
>Stares off into the distance again
>Talking and kisses won't solve the dopamine purrroblems

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>>7598098
>feels a bit better

Thanks borker.

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>>7598105
thanks skully i want a hug

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>>7598096
Woo! Science!
'Chu go, Zorro!
>>7598106
Um... Em? Like, 'chu need a psych to help?

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>>7598110
You're welcome.

>Since I have one more Brionne Lillie pic

>Reaches into bag
>Evens, something to fix Emrys
>Odds, literally everyone on the entire planet is simultaneously hit upside the head with a brick

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>>7598128
>Has gone back to motionless blank stares

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>>7598115
>Hug Nina.
Should I get you something?

>>7598106
...
Alright.
First things first, we fix the dopamine damage to your brain. And find a way to stop me from producing it. Colress might be our best option...
-Guinevere

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Okay kids, I had my fun screwing with you.
It's not all chocolate anymore. Just solid stuff. So candy bars and full on chocolate bars are babby machines, chocolate flavored things are fine.
Good luck, sports!

>>7598147
kys
how come you always say we cant change N and stuff permanently but you can do this
kys

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>>7598147
So I stair cases abortion for nothing?!

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>>7598138
>A potion lands in his paw
>Happiness
...
>Bottoms up!

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>>7598144
i think i need some water other than that it's fine, maybe we can keep hugging

>>7598156
(Permanently changing a character that is consistently used in every single thread =/= dicking around with everyone with a thing that never really even appears.)
(It was a joke, I was undoing it at the end of thread anyway.)
(I guess I'll just undo it right now?)
Nevermind guys! Completely undone! No more accidental gay babies!

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>>7598158
...
>All his dopamine receptors are permanently fixed, they won't break down again
>Still deprrression incarrrnate though, but now he can like, actually feel happy.
>Eventually

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>>7598208
FOR

NOTHING?!?!?

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What the fuck is going on

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>>7598227
Science.

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>>7598239
...?

>>7598223
>>7598227
Policefag reporting.
I've given up on trying to interpret half of this shit.
I'm going to stick to what I'm good at, which is dealing with the apparent inter-agency warfare going down.
. . .
That and checking the 'little present' somebody here dropped into my lap a day or two back before I actually need it.

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>>7598250
Just pure science.

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I think I puked on some of the food
sorry

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>>7597751
>CONFUSED BEEPS
>UNIT ONE: FOLLOW COLRESS

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>>7598272
Hey my trainer wont let me leave the PC box most of the time. is that illegal?

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>>7598283
Not illegal, but incredibly abusive.
Would you like for us to come get you?

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>>7598208
...
>>7598278
>Cuddle the robug instead.

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>>7598294
I saw her first

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>>7598061
What if we made a ballista?

>>7598283
One could build a case for abuse charges based on that, but good luck getting a conviction outside of Unova or possibly Alola.
Unfortunately, Trainers have to be truly depraved for the authorities to raid their dumb asses.

>>7598294
>Policefag is intently looking the other way.

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>>7598312
Okay? I have no sexual or romantic interest in that Jolteon. I'm simply offering help.

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>>7598331

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>>7598294
I live in johto but im not sure which city. a bigger one.

>>7598329
yeah johto...

>>7598312
whoa hey there!

>>7598331
Fuschiafag here.
Fuck it. I want to throw in with you guys, but I can't up and leave the region.

You need a safehouse in Kanto? Someplace to foster Pokemon who've had it rough? Some way to make your funds look legit?

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>>7598327
..For what?
That would be really cool, but what are we going to siege in the middle of the desert?

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>>7598347
.... did you miss the part where I told Lillie I was going to fuck her brother?
>>7598366
Can you tell me your trainer's name, along with a physical description?
>>7598386
Any aid is appreciated - talk to Colress about what we may need and where.

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I hate my life

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>>7598347
....You are not thinking of having the thunderbunny join our team... are you?

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>>7598386
But Salad was trying to steal away my new waifu, how could you offer their help after that.
>>7598405
You can't trick me, I know humans and pokemon can do it with both genders.

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>>7598415
why do you hate your life it's your most precious thing, you can have a family, and meets friends, like skully, he's my best friend

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>>7598424
That's up to Frankie

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>>7598391
No, no. Someone comes to attack us and bam! We have a ballista.
Wouldn't that be cool?

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>>7598405
His name is Frank.

He never physically hurt anything but he was ultra pissed when I played with pikachu's thunderstone... totally worth it though. I hate pikachu.

>>7598415
I like you though.

>>7598424
Shut up im not a bunny!

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>>7598425
Yes, the gay man with no interest in Pokephilia is going to cut off his current relationship for a Jolteon he's never met.

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>>7598447
there is no way frankie will let that weakling join.

...right?

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>>7598441
Skully is also a ghost.
Also I've been vomiting for like 10 minutes I feel like death.
>>7598453
What? Why?
>>7598454
IS THAT PORN

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>>7598453
>thunderbunny
Cute, CUTE
>>7598469
Maybe

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>>7598449
I could gather supplies for it if you need me to.

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>>7598470
What porn? Can you not read? The file name clearly says "definitely not cropped porn". I don't know where you got the idea it was porn.

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>>7598449
Oh, hmh..yes I suppose it would be pretty cool.
But is it for the camp or the keep?

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>>7598488
ITS PORN
I JUST FOUND IT ON RULE 34

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>>7598470
I don't know. I always like pokemon I first meet! also you tried to help that wimp zangoose out. I like that!

>>7598480
..... NO im not a bunny!
>all flustered and shit

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>>7598470
>Skully is also a ghost.
is he not alive? he seems alive to me, he's even hugging me right now

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>>7598514
Aw but it's such a cute nickname

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>>7598509
Look at that dubs evens bluff check.
Definitely not porn, friend.

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>>7598514
Oh thanks man. You're cool too.
>>7598515
Nah he dead, dude.
>>7598531
I'm watching you.

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>>7598509
Post it.

>>7598522
... I'll let you say that because i like you...
>is all embarrassed and shit.

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>>7598491
...Keep?
What's a keep?

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>>7598544
I've never taken lewd pictures of myself, but it sounds like you would enjoy watching me. Pervert.

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>>7598544
he seems fine for me, he's warm, just feels alive and how does that work?
if he's dead how can he be here?

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>>7598571
..Oh, right, you haven't seen it yet.
It's like a castle, but a little smaller.

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>>7598554
No! There's fucking kids here.
>>7598573
I'm going to move your things when you aren't looking.
>>7598595
Ghost types. One of my friends became one.

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>>7598554
...
I do not like you.

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>>7598611
do it or no balls.

c'mon.

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>>7598619
Zorro stop it

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>>7598611
he did say that he deosn't remember his memories, and said that he doesn't have a name, so that means he died recently?
i'll be his best friend so he can be happy

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>>7598611
Oh? What, do tell, do you plan on moving? The snack bag is the only thing not bolted down, and I'm fairly certain that Gladion would be more upset over the disappearance of the popcorn than I.

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>>7598608
SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A CASTLE
WHY AREN'T WE IN THERE?
CASTLES ARE AWESOME

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>>7598619
You're dumb lol.

>>7598619
Zorro, be nice.
>Fuschiafag gives a disapproving look.

>>7598640
Please stop hitting on every 'Mon you meet.
>sighs

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>>7598675
I can't help it

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>>7598640
>>7598675

But look!>>7598672 He is mean!

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>>7598227
Faith NO, you have buddy

>concerned looks at deer, is having her stomach pumped from the chocolate poison
And I still have deer... thankfully

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>>7598633
I don't need balls, zap butt.
>>7598647
Yeah as far as I know they need to find stuff to remember their old life.
Your friend might end up being a serial killer though.
>>7598666
Fine.
Hey you're smart, how do you like, flirt with someone?

>>7598697
Yes, you can. If Vapey can resist the temptation, so can you.
>smirking Frankie face

>>7598699
>99
>unconvinced.jpg
You've been going back and forth for a while, and I'm not really concerned with who started it.
Just walk away. Watch some Bill Nye episodes. Forget about the fight.

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>>7598671
loud

And uh, since Pyrite™ happened.
Also there's no real reason I haven't been staying there, honestly.
I just like my shack and my junkyard.

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>>7598741
Yeah fine i am going to do some more science.

>storms off

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>>7598716
i don't he seems harmless though, he likes to hug and thats it and like to play, what kind of persona like that is a criminal?
and he's my only friend who is actually near my house so i want him to stay

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>>7598716
... Well. I can't say I have much experience in the matter, but on the occasions where I have flirted with Gladion it was, for the most part, me making subtle innuendos. Or Gladion making innuendoes. Seeing as both of us have done the same thing I would presume that this is how flirting normally goes?

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>>7598752
What if we build a castle here? Then if people wanted to fight us we'd be defended!! And we could keep pokemon safe there and and and-
Yeah!!

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>>7598741
Sylveons are different though
The prospect of a new roommate is exciting!
You are going to ask her to come live with us riiight?

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>>7598796
>pokes around corner

NO!

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>>7598762
Well, like, just be careful. I met a Chandelure that turned out to be the West Orre Axe Murderer.
>>7598771
Huh. So like... Knot jokes?
On an unrelated point anyone see that Zangoose?

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>>7598805

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>>7598823
>tongue out back

>>7598796
>>7598805
Calm down, you two.

I've already volunteered to run a safehouse for an undisclosed group.
She might come live with us for a little while, but it's not confirmed. It depends on whether my offer is taken up and who else is around to help.
>heavy fuschiafag sigh

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>>7598791
..But I already have Ceridwyn keep, which is in a much better location, strategically, than this, which is open desert against a cliff face.
Plus I'm almost finished with the tunnel between here and the courtyard.

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>>7598822
okay mister, i'll be careful, but he's so nice, i reallty like him
he's my best friend

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>>7598822
Yeah, I can get him dude. Still smells like that Pomegranate shampoo from ages ago.
>Roll to sniff out Emrys
>Evens Emrys
>Odds N's Zoroark disguised as Emrys

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>>7598822
Interesting....

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>>7598849
I call dibs on being the king!

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>>7598822
... I suppose so. I think it is common to start with compliments and move on to sexual references after you know they are interested?
>>7598880
Well. Join the figurative club.

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>>7598855
Just be careful, dude.
>>7598864
Thanks, bud.
>>7598876
Hey! What's up?
>>7598887
OOooh okay.

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>>7598822
I'm eating waffles and watching Star trek, because drinking that potion let me function again.

Fuck, I can't believe I let anyone see that parrrt of me. Let alone the fact that Guin saw it.
Also I apurrently can't cuddle him anymore, which pisses me off because his cuddles are the best and I want them.

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>>7598847
I live in Johto. If you can't make it i understand. I don't wanna put you out! I'll find another way out hopefully.

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>>7598887
..... How unfortunate I did not get those quad eights.

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>>7598822
>West orre Axe murderer

...
>mumbles something about knowing the guy

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>>7598893
That Chandelure. You know where he's at?

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>>7598893
okay, any tips on how to bring his memories back?

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>>7598880
Heh, sure thing 'sire'.

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>>7598896
You wanna like. Hang out?
>>7598910
If you knew that guy then my dad is a Heatran.
>>7598914
Try uhh that town the stoner gym leader from Johto is in.
>>7598916
Try showing him stuff. TV shows, movies, videogames, uh, obituaries.

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>>7598939
hehehe... Alright thanks! Ill start there.

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>>7598939
>Try showing him stuff. TV shows, movies, videogames, uh, obituaries.
okay i'll try tomorrow morning
do you think he will be happy with that?

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>>7598928
That's King Stitches to you, Queen.

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>>7598939
He got his nickname for wasting an entire Aether installation, right?
If he's that guy, I'd like to meet up with him sometime.

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>>7598939
Well shit, a mystic/legendary dad. (I forgot which)Thanks fucking cool mate. Hope he was nice

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>>7598963
Ah, sorry, my King.
Would you like to go see the keep?

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>>7598971
.... Oh. I remember the man you speak of.

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>>7598952
No problem.
>>7598959
Depends on why he died.
>>7598971
Nah you're thinking of the Desert Axe Murderer. Different guy.
>>7598984
Well I never actually met my dad.

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>>7598993
>>7598963
>tree has been standing next to them the entire time
>he gives them half a berry each

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>>7598993
>Kiss the boyfriend.
Yeah, lets!
>>7599012
>Zipperify berry.
Hey tree you wanna come with?

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>>7598999
okay, tommorow i'll ask him if he wants or not, if he's happy without his memories, i'll let him decide

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>>7598999
That makes him being a heatran MORE likely

Also you umm...
>Slides Axe under somewhere, where no one can see

You know any Axe killers that where in I don't know... sinnoh?

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>>7599029
>Yanmega has been quietly listening to the two for a while
>She speaks
Do you mind if I come along?
I could help scout it out.

>>7599029
>Tree nods slowly
I am Tree

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>>7599040
Good thinkin'.
>>7599044
You ever hear about the Sandgem Slasher? He killed like 7 kids over the time of a few years.
Not sure if he's in jail or a ghost so might be hard to find him.

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>>7599068
>was doing the same as her

Ye- eah can we?

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>>7599077
thanks for the advice, mister, i just want to see him happy

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>>7599029
>Smooch the royal plush
Alright, It's literally right where Pyrite was, so, yeah.

>>7599012
..Thank you.
>Munch

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>>7599077
Wew, ok that was definitely not me...
>Doesn't realize what he said
>Not realizing he just indicated he has killed
>Then again he doesn't really care

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I'm going to hide from my trainer so he doesn't put me back in the PC. See you all around. I think he just got home...

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>>7599068
>>7599075
>>7599090
Yeah come with us, guys!
>>7599100
Alriiiiiiight! Away!
>Lead the group.
>Wait I don't know where we're going.
Queen! Lead us.

>>7599127
YAY!
>Follows
-Cute Ice Fox

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>>7599127
Alright, King Stitch.
>Lead the sudden party of 5 around the cliff face and up twords what used to be Pyrite town.

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>>7598939
...Surrrre, why not, this cant go horribly wrrrong like everrrrything else in my life!
(You want the discorrd link or are you secretly Skitters too)

>>7599171
Stop being such a horny fuck you dumbass

>>7599171
(That's not me m8)

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>>7599171
>A plushie on the nightstand turns into Ark.
Hey. Cool, I was hoping you'd say yes.
(Nah, sorry. Not Skitters.)
>>7599190
Fuck off.

>>7599200
(So you want the discord or no)