ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite antagonist?
Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
>>7594128
not gengar
SHORTSTACK X SLASHSTACK
>>7594128
Emry.
>>7594128
The one that's not going to blow up Agate.
I got crops to tend too.
Hey skully are you having fun?
You're really good at mario kart
Want to keep playing?
>>7594189
What else do you have, Nina?
>>7594057
>You swing with a sparky club at a ghost
>it phases right through giving it a slight tickle
>good job
...
>>7594102
>status effect check
>evens still they fade, odds it remains for another turn
Why you little shit!
>The mortician used Focus Blast against Zeta!
252 SpA Gengar-Mega Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Porygon-Z: 568-670 (391.7 - 462%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Magnezone used Thunderbolt against Zeta!
252 SpA Magnezone Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Porygon-Z: 262-309 (180.6 - 213.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7594206
I have smash brothers want to play?
>>7594128
He is the embodiment of destruction, he is death beyond grace he is...
What >>7594158 said
He's also pretty annoying when it comes to having sex, their load AF
>>7594134
Let's go then!
>Chase the Slash.
>>7594220
Loud*, dammit spell correct
>>7594219
Sure!
>Pop it in.
>Pick Luigi(a)
I remember liking this one.
>>7594224
>Follow the Stitch
>Moderately confused about all this
>>7594224
>>7594258
(just in case you're actually confused, Sandslash is still mad about Bones wanting to have the blueprints for the snag machine)
(yes I know no snag machines but Sandslash doesn't know that)
(unless people object to that in which case I have a backup excuse so it's all good)
>roll for sandstorm location
> 1 - S.S. Libra wreck
> 2 - Shadow Pokemon Lab
> 3 - Oasis Poke Spot
> 4 - Realgem Tower
> 5 - Phenac City
> 6 - Snagem Hideout
> 7 - Rock Poke Spot
> 8 - Outskirt Sand
> 9-0 = Eclo Canyon, but not the hideout
>>7594246
>Picks dedede
I use to olay with this one a lot
So skully do you remember your family? If you don't you can stay here with us
>>7594216
>...Welp
>Wasted max revive
>Zeta goes back to being fainted after literally one turn
>No you didn't kill the program, he didn't get hit by the focus blast because gengar was paralyzed
>>7594216
>fuck immateriality, I'm going for sheer voltage here
>swing again
>Jay used Thunderbolt on Gengar
>>7594258
>>7594272
Uh, geez.
>Keep following the Slash?
>>7594216
>UNIT FIVE: ONLINE
>UNIT FIVE: DEFENSE MODE
>UNIT FIVE: TECHNOBLAST: DOUSE DRIVE
>>7594329
>Follows the group
Any idea where he's going?
Or what he's mad at?
>>7594346
No idea, on both accounts.
>>7594329
>[Muffled Follow Me tune in the distance]
>>7594272
(I swear this place is cursed or something, it's where shit keeps going down)
>>7594329
>>7594346
>roll to intensify sandstorm
>dubodds = sandstorm subsides, but not before Stitch Bones and Yanmega spot it
>odds = nothing changes
>evens = Yanmega should probably stay away from that
>dubevens = reroll sandstorm location roll, if same location sandstorm doubles in size
>>7594158
>>7594220
...Guess I am an antagonist, I keep hurrrting the people I carrre about...
>Sad stabcat noises
>>7594382
Wow orre is such a shithole.
>>7594390
Well stop that then.
>>7594346
Not really sure.
>>7594374
>>7594382
Man this is harsh.
Uh, Yanmega maybe you should stay this one out.
>Make sure still have sewing shit and keep going.
>>7594407
slaps ass
>>7594311
>The Mortician digs through his bag and attempts to use a hyper potion
>>7594342
>gets blasted halfway through
(I honestly don't know if i'm KO'd at this point, I had intended to use a potion before the bug showed up but i keep getting interrupted by real life shit so i didn't get a chance to post it so it's up to you to allow the potion use or not)
>>7594390
That happened to me once and then everyone died! I know how you feel.
>>7594418
>Flame wheel
>>7594418
>Stab needle through chest.
>Banette laid a Curse on the anon!
>>7594398
I trrried.
I neverrrrr mean forrrr it to happen...
I just can't help it, I hurrrt and drrrrive away everrrrrryone I carrre about.
I rrrrrreallly am meant to be alone...
>It looks like he fell rrright back into the same hole of deprression he was in beforrrre, only this time he was a lot higherr beforrrre the fall
>Oh shit he's holding a belt in a loop and looking at a chair in the corrrner
>>7594465
You dont need a belt stabcat, you have a gun remember
>>7594311
>Thunderbolted by my own Magneton
>Ow
>Not the first time, not dead yet
>>7594426
(roll to use potion, maybe?)
>>7594465
Make sure you fall at least 3 feet. It is quicker that way.
>>7594476
(It got taken by Colrrress with all the otherrrs)
>>7594465
OR instead you could incite a war. that would be fun
>>7594487
STFU YOU
>>7594382
>Sand Tomb on the Cipher lab
>>7594487
>>7594465
>UNIT TWO: INJECT A SYRINGE OF DOPAMINE STRAIGHT INTO ARM
>>7594512
....
Can I have some soda? I have a feeling this is going to be a good show.
>>7594390
Hey mister why are you so sad? Cheer up a bit, you hurt your friends? Then apologize to them, say that you're sorry and try to correct your mistakes, that's what mama said to me, you can't waste your time moping, you have to be strong
>>7594382
>>7594407
>Sand tears at her wings
I should leave before I get hurt. Good luck, you guys.
>Evens, she manages to fly away with only minor damage, escaping the storm
>Odds, her wings are torn up. Might be a few days before she flies again
>Oddfail, hope you enjoy living on the ground
>>7594516
>Has been building a tolerrrance to dopamine since Guin's tentacles rrrelease that shit
>All it does is make him stop sobbing, he's still deprrression incarrrnate
>>7594528
>gives Zorro some rootbeer
>>7594509
>Roll to detect loud noise?
>>7594536
We'll meet you at the base or something!!
>Find the fuggin slash.
>>7594509
>this angers the Sandslash
>Earthquake on the Cipher lab
>>7594536
(>that oddfail)
(Sandslash would have felt like absolute shit if that had happened, fuck)
>>7594564
>Sandslash is focusing fully on trying to sink the lab into the sand
>>7594551
L
U
C
Y
A
N
D
P
A
G
E
>>7594603
>Fuck it.
>Hug roll.
>Odds he's gonna fall into the sand next to Slash.
>>7594621
>>7594603
>Just watching this, getting more and more confused by the second.
>>7594603
>Sandslash has actually forgotten about being mad at Bones now
>he's more pissed that he can't destroy the lab for good
>one more try
>Fury Swipes the Cipher lab
>>7594621
>Sandslash ignores Stitch completely
>>7594612
>And now the noose is arrround his neck
>Nice going jackass, you'rrre assisting a suicide, that's murrrderr
>>7594664
Lucy would be cheering right now
>>7594654
>>7594660
Slash?
>Give the lab a good Shadow Claw to help!
>>7594560
thanks a bunch!
>sip sip
>>7594683
>>7594660
..Why are we attacking the Cipher lab?
>>7594551
>>7594664
>Send Unit Two to cut this idiot down.
>He's not killing himself before he answers for Guin.
>>7594664
I still like you though...
>>7594673
>Stands up on the chair, securing the other end of the belt on the coat bar in the closet.
>He's actually gonna do it
>Someone stop the stupid stabcat
>>7594715
>UNIT TWO: CUT THE STUPID BELT
>>7594715
>sipping intensifies
>>7594715
L U C Y
U
C
Y
>>7594660
>so one of the front walls is fucked up
>as in actually just falling to pieces
>sand is spilling inside from the sandstorm
...Of course. Why did I expect any other result?
I can't even take down one of their abandoned bases, how could I ever hope to stop Cipher once and for all...
How come nobody's ever made a mystery dungeon mu*?
>is cut down and held down by Smeargle, Unit two, and Snifferrrrs
>Looks through the world with dead eyes
>Seems unresponsive to just about everything
>>7594771
What is that?
>>7594750
>>7594673
>>7594612
WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>7594750
Hey you big bully stop that you're making him sad
I don't like bullies
>>7594703
I dunno.
>>7594768
Hey come on. That's why you have friends, dude. We're here to help you.
>Hug roll again.
>Seriously if he misses hes gonna trip on rubble.
>>7594776
...... That was anticlimactic
>>7594781
Mu* is the catch all term for mud, muck, mush, etc.
Multi user dungeon and various names for that. Text based mmo with focus on RP.
>>7594776
>Watching through the camera.
>>7594478
>(roll to use potion, maybe?)
(Well i was hoping for more input than from just one person before i pull what could be seen as bullshit by some people)
>>7594768
..If you wanted to blow it up why didn't you come ask me for gear?
>>7594795
>Help the goofy plush up
>>7594833
>Nevermind tripped on the same piece of rubble straight onto Stitch
>>7594809
>The Smeargle takes a Dex readout
>Not only is he severely deprrrressed, he doesn't produce or detect dopamine anymore
>>7594795
>well this is awkward
>Sandslash looks over at Stitch
I had friends before, I wasn't able to protect them from Cipher and then they all left me after we escaped. Frankly I'd probably have a better chance if I just trained more and went after them myself.
>>7594833
I don't want to just blow it up I...
>Sandslash remembers why he was mad at Bones
I want no trace of Cipher left to hurt anyone anymore than they already have.
>roll for sandstorm subsiding
>odds = nah it's still going
>evens = suddenly calm desert air again
>>7594833
>>7594859
>Oh god where did the Bones come from.
>Why.
>>7594889
Let's all train and work together! You, me, Bones, Yanmega? The... Tree, Gengy?
We have enough people to take down Cipher as long as we can all work together!
We could always try to recruit more people...
>>7594865
>Dopamine deficiency.
Let's see if I have any antidepressants laying around.
>>7594934
bro that wont fix shit
>>7594918
>Get up off the Stitch
S-sorry.
>>7594889
Uh, guess I can help with that.
If you want me to, anyways.
>>7594934
What is dopamine? and why is it deficiency?
>>7594962
I know that. I'm looking into my files.
Aside from hoping he can control himself long enough to not mess around with any more dopamine producing pokemon I'd rather prescribe him a dopamine antagonist.
I'm looking into my files right now.
>>7594918
>>7594989
>Tree seemingly comes out of fucking nowhere
I am Tree
>>7594993
Dopamine is one of the reward neurotransmitters that lets us experience pleasure.
>>7595035
.....
I understood exactly HALF of that.
>>7594989
No problem.
>Accept the floor as new home.
>>7595016
Hey tree.
>>7594918
...I guess so...I don't want anything bad to happen to you guys though. I'm not sure I can deal with that again...
>>7594989
Every. Trace.
Especially certain technologies you seemed interested in earlier.
I don't care that the guy was probably full of shit, you seemed to think he was telling the truth.
>roll again for sandstorm
>come on Sandslash take some of your own advice and chill out
>>7594994
That would do literally the opposite of help, man.
It's not just that he doesn't produce dopamine- he doesn't DETECT dopamine anymore. As in all of his receptors are shot. A dopamine antagonist blocks dopamine receptors, meaning all it would do is make the problem worse. Or, well, keep it from getting better.
>>7595558
It makes you feel good you fucking dipshit.
>>7594994
(So do you mind being the guy that has to fix all the shit orrr arrre you okay with it?)
This is a song, for that poor depressed Stabcat
>https://youtu.be/wP1EaiftxdE?t=26s
>>7595558
Remember when i wrapped my ribbons around your neck the other night and you suddenly felt really good out of nowhere?
That was dopamine
>>7595565
>Tree waves
I am Tree
>>7595570
Apologies, I'm freaking out a little. I meant a Dopamine agonist. An Antagonist would make the situation worse, yes.
>>7595572
(I'm fine with it, it's a bit stressful when I'm trying to work on other things and then you guys need me. I hope the constant attacks/sneak ins on the Frigate chill out a little.)
>>7595569
Yeah, and? Stuff doesn't exist anymore. It's gone.
I'm just chasing ghosts at this point.
>>7595565
Are you okay?
>Offer hand to help you up again
>>7595571
..... i am not dumb....
>>7595587
OOHHH that was really nice... We need to do that again.
>>7595569
Well I can't actually die. This body is just like, a host.
>He jabs himself with a needle.
See?
I mean I haven't even laid any curses since I've started da- hanging out with you guys.
>>7595598
Hey Treeeee. I am doll.
>>7595624
>Accept hand.
>Now to feet.
Thanks!
>>7595587
Now consider that this was from a Sylveon/Goodra hybrid and you get a chemical cocktail that would make anyone feel depressed the moment they were not in almost constant contact.
Aether in a roundabout way devised the perfect depression bomb.
>>7595657
What's your favorite scary movie?
>>7595659
And addiction bomb, no wonder that Zangoose went straight for the noose.
>>7595659
That sounds like fun....
>>7595667
Hey do not ignore me!
>cuddling
hey big guy are you awake?
>wake up kiss
did you had fun with the movie?
we end up sleeping in the couch, that kinda embarrasing, but it's okay
>Poke the sadgoose.
Yo. You need someone to talk to?
>>7595657
Anytime, bud.
>Question the bit about curses internally
>>7595624
Yeah well...I guess you're right...
I'm sorry.
>>7595657
Two words.
Pokemon. Experimentation.
Death is not what I was talking about.
>>7595614
So, how is Guinevere doing?
Still fainted?
>>7595761
>Pat the Bones.
>>7595764
Worse than being thrown in a fireplace? Woooooorse than being dropped underwater?
If they come back we've got a team to beat 'em! We're super tough.
>>7595722
>>7595659
...Honestly, the more I hear about this, the more depressing it is...
...It wasn't just addiction. There was real, tangible love on both sides. And now that this has happened...
...Well... Gwen's probably going to go catatonic from heartbreak... Emrys, uh, already looks to be well past that point...
>>7595767
(Well then)
>The Magnezone panics and returns to his ball
>roll to see if I have a revive or two somewhere in my bag. 0,2,4 : 1 revive 6,8 : 2 revives
>in retrospect, I should have searched for those first
>>7595722
No wonder he went straight for the hose either.
>>7595740
Watching Emry here, I do not think it would be AT ALL fun.
>>7595808
Want me to send another rope? I have plenty.
>>7595767
(Sorry it isn't anything against you. I just feel useless when I'm not around and there's another attack on the boat.)
>>7595784
Fainted. I'm going to be getting to him shortly.
Looking him over I think he's been getting too much stress from- Whatever him and Emmy have done.
>>7595764
It's fine, Slash.
>>7595794
>Aw yiss, got pats
>Completely forget what you said
>>7595756
>Is unresponsive, staring off into the distance blankly
>He seems to have almost entirrrely shut down, but he's still alive, so yay?
>>7595808
0, 1, 2 ha ha 2 revives
>Both Hal and Zeta back online at 50%
>>7595820
I'm trying to keep people alive here, no matter their depression, serial fuckups or cataclysm attractor status.
>>7595859
>Zeta now online at 50%
OoooOOooOOoooh.... head hurts... what happened...?
>>7595846
>Poke again.
Guess you aren't feelin' good. This the thing where I dump my feelings out to you?
Lessee, uh, I do dangerous shit cuz I don't really feel scared of dying. My momma ditched me as a Zorua and I tried to fuckin' kill myself like... Eight times?
>He hugs the Goose.
Like, dude, you aren't alone in this shit.
>>7595846
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi3579UMTv0
>>7595891
do you want a rope to?
>>7595891
>Blank starre intensifies
>sandstorm finally subsides
>>7595794
I haven't ever been thrown into a fireplace but it was absolutely worse than being dropped underwater and I didn't even get anything done to me.
Yeah, you guys are all super tough. I'm not, not really.
>>7595829
...I still feel bad, I assumed the worst and got angry at you because of it.
I bet I even hurt Yanmega with the sandstorm I made, she was with you guys earlier right?
>>7595914
Hey have you ever heard of deez?
>>7595916
>Shrug and sit next to him.
Lessee. I've been in your situation, man. I mean, not literally but y'know, in the fuckin' pits.
I'm, uh, Ark. You're Emmy, right?
>>7595916
I think no one can help him now, trust me, I am an expert on being dead inside
>switches guitar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S26o0xyQ9BU
>>7595884
You got clonked over in a classic focused fire, Unit 5 showed up and knocked out that goddamned Gengar (not to be confused with that goddamned salty Gengar)
>>7595891
Harsh life, bro.
>>7595952
What are deez? I do not think i have heard of them....
>>7595952
>audible lol
>>7595966
Ah, arright.
...
I assume we have the gengar captured for questioning...?
>>7595823
(Fair enough mate, sorry if I'm going too far with this)
>>7595950
She'll be fine, she went back to camp before we got too far into it.
And that's alright, I understand where you're coming from on it.
>>7595950
Then that's why we all gotta train to get stronger, right?
We gotta! Gotta use every advantage we got!
>Hug the Slash.
>>7595952
>the blank look of a man who is Dead Inside™ intensifies
>>7595966
I'm probably better fer it. I got a few nasty scars though.
>>7595978
DEEZ NUTS.
>>7595986
You got me, maaaaaan.
>>7596038
Well it's nice to meet you, anyway, Emz. Sorry I'm not the best at this whole helping thing.
You wanna be friends?
>>7596007
Unit Five dragged it way to IDK where or for what reason. It better be for questioning.
>>7596038
>switches to a piano
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-BSTM2is7I
>>7596067
...... I do not get it.
>>7596038
....
>>7595823
(Same. Shit always happens on the boat when I'm not around.)
>>7596038
Heyyyyyy. Emmy.
>Hug the mongoose
What's up, dude?
>>7596067
Classic.
>>7596067
>He doesn't move
>Barrrely even blinks
>Broken Stabcat intensifies
>>7596095
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1dsEAwsIWs
>>7596084
You are pretty stupid, you know?
>>7596021
...Thank you.
>>7596025
(fucker I'm going to stay here until you successfully hug Sandslash)
(as long as it doesn't take like, an hour or something)
Yeah...I guess...
>>7596084
Lame.
>>7596092
You're good by me.
>>7596095
Uh, fuck.
>Hug the stabcat.
Come on, dude. Should I keep talkin'? Uh, I like action movies and I make bad decisions in life.
When I was a Zorua one time I snuck into a Plasma meeting thing disguised as a grunt and threw a water bottle at one of the high ups.
Dunno who it was.
>>7596115
hey don't be rude, mister
>>7596148
>I snuck into a Plasma meeting thing disguised as a grunt and threw a water bottle at one of the high ups.
That was me.
>>7596087
I don't remember performing either the salt dance nor singing the salt song.
Either way looks like it's pity party at Emry's.
...I'm coming.
>>7595823
>>7596087
(Time zones prevent me from getting the most of the late night action. At this point I just play it around in character)
>>7596145
>He hops up out of the sand.
We can make cool weapons, eh? And we'll be super tough.
>HUG THE FUCKING SLASH
>>7596095
>Scratch the mongoose behind the ears
Hey dude, gonna tell me what's going on?
>>7596148
Uh what did-
>>7596167
Oh.
>>7596174
Wrong Gladion dude. I'm the ditto.
(Tfw I get everyone's hopes up and make them think real Gladion is back and okay. Whoops.)
>>7596095
>Sleepily hugs the sadgoose.
Zzzzz.
>>7596174
(That's just gladitto, sadly)
>>7596191
>...
>>7596148
Oh that was a joke?
I have one!
What is a wailmers favorite tv show?
>>7596115
No I am not!
>>7596143
Do not take his side!
>>7596182
Hey, that's my thing.
>>7596145
>Group hug incoming
>The Zorua body twitches slightly
>>7596167
Sorryyyyyyyy~
>>7596191
Got any ideas for anything that would cheer this guy up?
>>7596215
>Pet the Zang.
Come on dude.
>>7596215
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb6hSTC2EPo
>>7596143
Eat any dragons today?
>>7596163
It's true though!
>>7596217
>Yanmega waits for the group back at camp
>>7596191
>>7596203
Fucking dittos, man
(ahahahahaha)
>>7596215
Let's make this a staring contest.
>>7596223
Ok.
Anyway, your friend Guin should be feeling better now. Please try to not overexert him this time.
I need to run a few tests.
>>7596182
>It was Super Effective!
>Sandslash hugs back
>Sandslash is feeling better now
>>7596217
>Sandslash looks over and laughs as Bones trips over again
Sorry about today, I really don't know what got into me.
I guess it's just the stress of all this Cipher shit happening recently finally made me snap.
>>7596167
Something tells me Guinevere isn't going to take well to the current situation...
>>7596261
.... Why not?
>>7596223
>>7596229
>>7596255
>We'rrrre sorrry, the Zangoose you are trrying to reach is broken.
>>7596203
>>7596255
(Sorry guys, I really thought you could tell the difference between Gladitto and Gladion. )
(For reference, Gladi always types in complete lowercase bot IC or OOC. )
Ahaha sorry man, 'fraid the french fry is still hibernating.
>>7596223
Man, last I checked all the stuff he liked got fucking ruined in his mind by an ex. Maybe like... video games? A movie? Who knows dude.
>>7596215
...............
>Tickle him
>>7596283
>>7596217
>HUG SUCCESSFUL!
Okay, bud. We should get back to camp, huh?
>>7596298
>stares deep into the stabcats eyes
>starts playing the piano harder
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr7evwxO3Rs
>>7596298
...
>Nibble his neck.
>>7596301
Hang on.
>>7596283
>Fug
>Get up and try again, I'm not leaving without a group hug dammit.
It's all good, bud.
-Bones
>>7596301
>He doesn't seem to notice
>>7596317
>>7596286
I dunno!
>>7596323
>H U G T H E N E R D S
-Bones, hating rngesus
>>7596339
What do you mean you don't know?
>>7596346
>It breaks the seal's heart to do this, but...
Gwen... I uh, it turns out that you ah... weren't fixed all the way... and Emrys got the brunt of it...
>>7596346
>Looks up
>Tears form in the corners of his eyes
>Continues to sit there on the bed, silent
>>7596373
Not many dragons in Fuchsia City, it's poison this, poison that. I hate it.
>>7596306
Yeah, sounds good. Yanmega is probably really worried...
>>7596354
>Oh Arceus more hugs
>odds = they all fall over
>evens = careful dude you nearly knocked us over
>>7596298
Dude's not even blinking, you win this one.
-Streambro
>>7596389
oh lol
What dragon tastes the best?
>>7596403
Yeah we can-
>Oops the floor is my home yet again.
>>7596387
>>7596440
>Give the lovers space.
Guess I'll just go fuck off, then.
>>7596417
>>7596422
>>7596403
>Welcome to sandyhug village, population: 1+2 ghosts
>>7596440
>The tears fall from his face as he looks at Guin blankly, still silent and broken
>>7596440
You uh, you know how those tentacles of yours produce dopamine?
...Yeah, apparently ah... the dopamine you put out is a lot, uh... stronger, or you make more of it, than a normal sylveon... either way, point is, you kinda sorta, uh... broke his brain...?
...I'm sorry, Gwen...
>>7596453
Hydragon? You fairy types are terrifying....
>>7596440
>>7596478
>>7596453
What pokemon is THAT?!
>>7596321
Hanging on.
>>7596324
>Tickle him ha-
>>7596387
>>7596346
.... is this our cue to fuck off?
>>7596451
Guess so.
>Fucks off as well
>>7596422
>>7596457
>pretty fucking comfy in the hugpile
I mean, as great as this is I kind of need to go back to camp.
I owe Yanmega a hug too, at least.
>>7596513
.....You need to go outside.
>>7596513
Hydreigon
>>7596503
>>7596523
...
I hurrrrrt you...
I don't deserrrve you.
I hurrrt everrrrrryone
I should be alone
...
>>7596520
>Follow the less french french fry.
So what do we do around here?
>>7596506
>Evens: Accidentally knocks coffee maker over with tail
>Odds: turns up the heating dial with her tail on accident
>>7596521
Let's go then!
>Attempt the dangerous 2x Friend Lift combo back to camp
>still playing videogames with skully
hey skullly, do you have somewhere to stay?
it's getting late and should go to sleep
if you want you can sleep here if you i can get another bed and put it on the floor
>>7596523
Well... a lot of things make you happy for a little bit but end up being harmful in the long run... uh... but dopamine is a bit... special. It... it's what your brain uses to tell itself "Oh hey, I'm happy"...
...The problem is, uh... when the brain takes in too much at once, it apparently starts to lose its ability to uh, process it... to make more of it, and to sense that it's there... and that's what happened to Em...
...He... literally can't feel happy anymore...
>>7596543
y-y-you eating dragons... that is just a myth right? fairies don't a-actually e-eat dragons right?
>>7596523
>>7596544
>>7596549
This coffee tastes different.
>>7596543
I want to eat one now to!
>>7596546
*unsheathes brick*
Wrong question.
>>7596561
>back on the floor again
>rolling for Sandslash's try
>>7596218
>The Zorua body spasms
>>7596579
Hey welcome aboard casa del frigito.
>>7596589
Throw a brick at me and I'll make sure you can't have kids.
>>7596597
>>7596561
>tree attempts to picks up group and wanders back to camp
>>7596611
>11
>falls limp again
>>7596619
*sheathes brick*
Next time.
>>7596574
>Odd: it's really fukin hot cause of the heat up
>Evens: He's drinken so much coffee he can't feel the heat
>>7596620
Tree!!
>Smooch tree.
>>7596540
No YOU need to go outside you thunderbunny!
>>7596620
..Thank you, Tree.
>>7596649
>Mildly confused marowak sounds
>>7596649
>Tree ignores the failed attempt at kissing, not knowing what a kiss even is
>roll for whether Tree puts the group down gently
I am Tree
>>7596690
>Smooch the Bones.
>>7596694
Thanks tree.
>>7596635
Without getting too far into the biology of it, the mind is a fragile thing. You know how, sometimes, you just, "get used to," something? Like a smell, or a sensation?
That same kind of thing can happen with chemicals like dopamine, too. The brain just gets used to the increased amount, and lesser amounts just don't do anything. They're still there, but the brain doesn't produce enough of them to keep up with the increased demand.
>>7596570
Yeah a myth
>>7596640
>Pet new lab entry.
>>7596694
>has been sleeping on trees head the whole time without nobody noticing
>Tree leaning over to put them down makes her fallout
AHH
>>7596718
> !
>Flustered Bones noises
>Smooch the Stitch back
>>7596620
>>7596694
Thanks Treebro.
>>7596649
>>7596718
>Sandslash hopes he's not the next one to get a smooch
You're weird, Stitch.
>>7596750
Oh, hello again.
>>7596725
>sweating ceases
phew ok good. You fairies get a bad reputation you know? You seem to be cool though. What do you do for fun?
>>7596635
...But all I do is hurrrt people
I don't belong anywhere
I don't belong with anyone
This isn't rrright.
See, you'rrre crrrying
I keep hurrrting you.
>>7596738
>Doesn't know what petting is
>Evens: She returns the affection by rubbing against him like a cat
>Odds: Gets frightened and backs up
>>7596762
>Yanmega notices the group approaching camp
>Flies out to meet them
Welcome back.
I was really worried about you guys.
I'm glad to see nobody got hurt.
-Yanmega
>>7596750
Hey there!
>>7596759
Kehehe.
>Pet the Bones.
>>7596762
They're free!
>>7596767
Before I got another trainer I used to explore. Now I just hang out with Zorro.
>>7596725
I do not believe you.
>>7596781
Oh I'm sorry.
>He coaxes the pokemon over.
How did you get in?
>>7596762
>>7596788
>>7596787
>is on the ground stomach up from the fall
Oww.... hi...
>>7596619
Thanks.
I just realized that I passed out as soon as I boarded last night and barely had any time to said hello. So, hello.
>>7596767
Fairy types can get real creepy if you ask me
>>7596789
Wait, that ninetails? He's kind of .... retarded... That doesn't bother you?
>>7596814
Yeah i heard they like to eat the souls of Happiny to retain their youth.
>>7596814
Yeah, heyo. It's better than some of the places I've been to.
What's your story? I mean besides streaming.
>>7596828
I find it cute, he's young.
>>7596788
>Those are some good fuggin pets
>Hug the Stitch
>>7596828
WHAT. I WILL BURN YOUR SHIT.
>>7596787
>attempt to leap majestically through the air and hug Yanmega mid-flight
>odds = Sandslash lands face first into the sand, very impressive
>evens = perfectly calculated jump height and distance
>>7596788
Maybe some other time.
>>7596812
So how long have you been stuck in Treebro?
>>7596843
Really? He's evolved though... it's a bad idea to evolve young pokemon because they tend to BURN shit >>7596857 because they can't control themselves. Whoever let him evolve is irresponsible.
>>7596812
Hey there.
>>7596854
>Hug the Bones.
Yessss.
>>7596862
Anytime you want!~
>>7596811
>(Faildubs)
>she gets more scarred thinking he's threatening her
>backs up more
.. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / .. / -- .- -.. . / - .... . / -... .-.. .- -.-. -.- / .--- ..- .. -.-. . / .... --- - - . .-.
>>7596722
Then we fix it.
>>7596774
You are wrong.
You never hurt me. All you have done is help me.
I'm crying because I'm afraid of losing you. Because you are in pain, from something I did.
I belong with you.
And you belong with me.
...
I want Emrys back.
This isn't you.
I want my cheerful ball of fluff back.
I want the person that fills my life back.
I want you back, Emrys.
>Kisses him
-Guinevere
>>7596886
>He crouches down.
I"m not angry. Why are you here?
>>7596862
Whole time I was asleep
>>7596881
Heya
So are you guys now a thing?
>>7596857
>Splash water on.
>>7596896
...
>Sits silent for a long time
>>7596862
>Is tackled by Sandslash
>Gently tumbles to the ground, embraced by him
Woah.
>Chuckles as they roll around in the sand
-Yanmega
>>7596917
....!
>>7596839
Besides the streams which ironically I never produced myself except in one case?
Had a cushy life, landed a cushy job, then the wishening and the realization I had wasted almost 3 decades of my life on Internet and videogames hit all at once. Accidentally got in contact with Emry and Co., started the most popular stream that nobody remembers, got bitten by the activism and now I'm in the run from an IP black ops operation and barely over a month passed ever since a case of the existential crisis.
In short, some really active holidays.
>>7596900
>Beeps of relief
-.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .- / ... -- .- .-. - / .... ..- -- .- -. / .-. .. --. .... - ..--.. / -.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / .... . .-.. .--. / -- . / --. . - / -- -.-- / ...- --- .. -.-. . / -... .- -.-. -.- ..--..
>Tilts head while wagging tail
>>7596917
I WILL BURN YOU TO ASH.
>>7596546
Eh, mostly just fuck around.
>Snags a keycard from a grunt pocket
Check this.
>Viola, the game room is opened.
>>7596579
Tada. Stream bro's wet dream.
>>7596880
I had nothing to do with that.
>>7596939
Damn, wild life.
You need a third pokemon on your team? Cause I need a trainer to make sure I don't get snagged by some snot nosed five year old.
>Roll to swipe a pokeball from him.
>>7596880
He burned a forest with his Slugma friend as soon he evolved, actually.
>>7596900
I advise to not shake that subject too hard, I've got reports that she has lost all it's memory that way multiple times.
>>7596881
Best boyfriendo ever.
>Quick cheek kissu
>>7596916
Yup.
>>7596945
Yes.
>He nods.
Do you have any sort of body map you can give to me?
>>7596881
How about you save those smooches for your boyfriend, dude?
>>7596916
...How long have you been asleep? It's been a while since I last saw you at Dewford town.
>>7596928
Sorry about today, I've just not been myself.
You can thank Stitch and Bones for making me come to my senses.
>>7596973
No, you!
>>7596916
Yeps!
>>7596927
>Holds his hands with his tentacles
>Looks into his eyes
Please...
I know you are in there, Emrys.
Come back to me. Please.
I want you back.
-Guinevere
>>7596980
>nods, then scans her own body to give diagnostics and blueprints for him
>Evens: It's a very detailed body map showing everything on her body, even her remaining organs and other biological features remain
>Odds: It looks like a fucking 2 year old drew this fucking thing
>>7596960
Welp make sure he doesn't hurt anyone. I am trying to get away from my trainer at the moment... is your team hiring?
>>7596967
HAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHHA
NO WAY! oh man that's great.
>>7596987
Your loss, kehehehe.
>>7596960
>>7596967
>>7597019
I AM NOT STUPID!
THAT FIRE WAS NOT MY FAULT!!!!
GRRRRR
>>7597019
I don't know, you'll have to ask Frankie when he gets back.
I guess maybe he'll get his Eeveelution harem after all...
>>7596987
(I was here yesterday after u went to sleep mate, she wasn't asleep for over a week, that'd be crazy)
>Tilts head
What I haven't been asleep THAT long
>>7596973
>>7596988
YAY! I hope you two have great kids
>Smiles
>>7597027
You should burn it all down
Teach everyone who called you stupid a lesson and prove to them you are not
>>7596988
Noo, you definitely are.
>>7597008
>He takes the blueprints and looks them over.
Groovy. I can work with these, thank you.
Take a seat on the table over there I'll be with you in a second.
>>7597004
...
I am back.
This is the rrreal me.
Without the mask.
I'm sorrry.
-Emrys, out of "dead and grey" images
>>7597038
>>7597044
>Nudge Bones.
Hey what are our kids gonna look like?
>>7597038
Oh look another young mind to bring to adulthood.
I WISH
FOR THERE TO BE NO GENGER RESTRICTIONS FOR FOR HAVING CHILDREN
SO THAT WAY SAME SEX COUPLES CAN HAVE CHILDREN IF THEY WANT
>>7597036
oh he already is tired of eevee's? Welp. that sucks sorry i asked. Trainer cool though?
>>7597027
Stupid.
>>7597088
You better shut that wet mouth son.
>>7596987
I'm glad you are back.
Don't know what I would do if we lost a member of the group.
...
While you guys were...Busy, I made dinner. Just a simple soup, but it's better than nothing, right?
-Yanmega
>>7597069
...W-what?
>Sweat™
K-k-kids??
>>7597097
I didn't say he was tired of Eevees, do you have poor reading comprehension or do you not know what a harem is? But yeah Frankie is cool.
>>7597088
..... anyone who eats a kitkat bar and then has sex within the next 24 hours will be guaranteed to get pregnant.
That's the best you're getting, sport.
>>7597048
>Goes over to table and waits patiently
-Chang (Android snek if u can't remember)
>>7597123
....I hate to admit it but i am "young" i guess. Not as young as dumb dipshit though. You made it seem it didn't want anymore of us on his team though.
>>7596965
I've only brought two balls and it's of my two companions here, Jay and Hal. Sorry.
As helpful a third member would be I don't think I have enough space in my apartment back home.
>>7597088
ruh roh
>>7597130
>puts down kitkat.
Fuck you god.
>>7597141
Oh my, another one~ I'm sure Frankie will take you in if you ask.
>>7597069
You're kids will look GREAT!
>>7597074
What? I don't understand I'm pretty smart... not as smart as auntE but I'm smart
>>7597038
(oh ok)
(I thought I skimmed through the thread in the morning but I guess I missed your post/s)
Sorry it's just that's the last time I've even heard from you.
>>7597105
You know, I'm really tired right now but it's probably best to have something to eat before I sleep, right?
What kind of soup is it anyway?
>>7597110
>He laughs a little.
Don't worry we can't h-
>>7597130
...
Ew.
>>7597164
Shh!
>>7597105
Soup? What kind?
>>7597063
...
This. Isn't. You.
You are wearing a mask right now.
And I want you to take it off.
I know the real Emrys.
And this isn't him.
This isn't who you are.
-Guinevere
>>7597161
I have to get away from my trainer first though... He's all mad because i played with pikachu's thunderstone. Pikachu is a prick anyway.
>>7597183
If you don't mind me asking first are you male or female, just to get it out of the way
>>7597130
.... I used to like Kitkats.
>Tosses it out the window.
>>7597155
... pity party for the loss of a great candy?
>>7597141
If you come anywhere near here i will burn this city to the ground and then I will burn the ash.
>>7597148
I don't eat much anyway. I'm gonna tag along with you though.
I had a brother in Orre that claimed he could go months without eating. Gotta wonder what happened to him.
>>7597130
>>7597164
>>7597178
>Sweat™ intensifies
..Should I throw out my stash?
>>7597180
...
But I've been like this as long as I can rrrrememberrr.
I just got betterrrrr at hiding it.
-Emrys