ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite pokemon ty

I like Jewish type pokemon

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>>7588100
I'm partial to Electric types, personally.

>>7588078
"Rare" is an interesting descriptor for the 'mons we rescued, to say the least.
I'm still -very- interested in who these friends of yours are and why they'd send you on such a dangerous job.
>Leans in.
Please don't pull my leg here.

TALL SHORTSTACK

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>>7588112
>starts sweating
Job? Who said anything about a job?

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>>7588089
>Kiss.
>Cuddles.
Yeah!! That'd be awesome, then we could both break eachother's bones.
Well except I don't have any.
>>7588118
>Shadow Claw.

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>>7588112
>>7588124

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>>7588124
Kiddo, I'm not dumb. I know you're answering to somebody higher up than a couple of drinking buddies.

Now, you can tell me which group put you up to this, or I can call for friends to come in and play rough. And contrary to popular belief, I really, really don't like playing rough with Pokemon.

So, what's it going to be?

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>>7588126
>Nuzzle and snug tight
Mhmm, although I wouldn't want to break yours even if you had them.
>Smooch neck

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>>7588156
I love you so much, kehehehe.
>Tiny moan.
>Curiosity piqued.
>Nibble the Bones's neck.

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>>7588175
I love you too-Oooh~
>Lewd marowak sounds
>Shit my weak point has been found
>Sweat™

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>>7588195
>That's my invitation to bite harder.
>Give a little test if he's into fingers being dug into his back.

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>>7588150
>>7588156
>>7588175
>>7588195
>>7588212

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>>7588141
>>7588228
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... ..--..
>UNIT TWO: SHOW CONCERN

>>7588150
>So, what's it going to be?
...
>reach into bag and pull out one of the strange pellets and throw it on the ground
>evens it's a flash pellet and you're temporarily blinded odds it's a smoke pellet and a thick white smoke fills the room

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>>7588212
>More lewd noises
S-Stiiitch, please~
>The answer to this test is: god yes.
>Shivers slightly and moans quietly into your neck

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>>7588252
>...And just then, a certain brionne wheels in the room on a motorized hospital bed
>And receives a flashbang
>BWARK

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>>7588259
Stitch please what?
Keep going? Don't mind if I do.
>Dig fingers in harder.
>Bite him harder.

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>>7588241
Unit Two please check the medbay.

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>>7588252
>That really hurts
>Out comes the pipe, no more Mr. Nice John

>>7588290
>Swinging the pipe in directions that don't have bwarking, aiming primarily by the sound of smug wannabe secret agent

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>>7588305
--- -.- .- -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...
>UNIT TWO: HEAD TO MEDBAY
>UNIT TWO: ARRIVE IN MEDBAY
.... . .-.. .-.. ---

>>7588290
...?
>>7588306
>Gets smacked in the face with a pipe
>Attempt to grab pokedex off table and book it, danno

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>>7588320
>INTRUDER DETECTED
>UNIT TWO: SHOCK DRIVE: TECHNOBLAST

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>>7588320
>Booking it?
>Not if John has anything to say about it.
>Pipeflailing tackle time!

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>>7588306
>>7588320
>Hear someone getting pipe'd and scampering
>Something's trying to climb over the brionne who's halfway through the door
>Chuckles: Attempt to grab onto whatever's on top of him

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>>7588327
>UNIT FIVE: SCOFF
>>7588320
>UNIT FIVE: GRAB INTRUDER

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>>7588327
>>7588331
>Run for your lifeeeee
>Drop Another Pellet
>evens Flash
>odds Smoke

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>>7588340
>UNIT TWO: OPTIC SENSORS OVERLOADED
>UNIT TWO: SWITCH TO HEATMAP
>UNIT TWO: SHOCK DRIVE: TECHNOBLAST

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>>7588333
>Wait fuck that's not a zorua
>That's a hooman
>...
>That's john

>Fuck
>Let go of John and back out of doorway

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>>7588333
>John is hit by the motorized bed.
>He won't be closing to melee anytime soon.

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>>7588291
Nhh, yes, yes please do~
>God damn you've turned the paladin into a puddle
>Presses my head into your shoulder and neck, quivering and moaning softly

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>>7588340
>UNIT FIVE: SET PHAZERS TO STUN
>UNIT FIVE: STUN THE DAMN THING

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>>7588359
>>7588355
>>7588354
>>7588351
>>7588340
Okay what's all this commotion-
>Flashbang'd
>Switch to infrared
>ICE BEAM

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>>7588351
>>7588359
>Just a step to the left

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>>7588356
>Make this boy your bitch.
>Leave marks on him that'll last decades.
I looooove you.

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>>7588374
>>7588340
>Colress: Tackle the damn fucking fox and use your stun gun on it.

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>>7588374
>John pursues!
>Needs evens to even catch up, dubs gives him a swing

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>>7588374
>Zeta already hit it tho
+1 252+ SpA Porygon-Z Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 36 SpD Zorua: 3547-4173 (18668.4 - 21963.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>7588417
(Wait that was a lv 5 zorua because the set I used was lc

Actual calcs is +1 252+ SpA Porygon-Z Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 36 SpD Zorua: 313-369 (141.6 - 166.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Not as insane but still an ohko

carry on)

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>>7588417
>>7588452
(here are my stats for damage calc i have 1 hit left then focus sash)
Zorua @ Focus Sash
Ability: Illusion
Level: 80
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 Def / 252 SpD
>>7588372

>shit we're not laughing anymore
>drop the ultra ball
>Alakazam came out
Alakazam @ Alakazite
Ability: Magic Guard
Level: 80
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD
Timid Nature
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball
- Focus Blast
- Hyper Beam

>Alakazam Mega Evolved!
>Alakazam used Focus Blast on the Porygon-Z
252 SpA Alakazam-Mega Focus Blast vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Porygon-Z: 270-318 (86.8 - 102.2%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO

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>>7588463
>John pursues.
>Please, Porygon, keep that psychic busy...

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>>7588377
>That happened the second you drug him into the cuddlepile
>But now it's official, and those marks aren't going away for a l o n g time.
I-I love you toooo~
>Bones is shaking like a leaf and moaning your name over your shoulder, squeezing you tight, likely to never let go.

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>>7588463
>A Zorua who's a trainer huh
>Well then

>Zeta used Shadow Ball on Alakazam

252+ SpA Porygon-Z Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 252 SpD Alakazam-Mega: 188-222 (93 - 109.9%) -- 62.5% chance to OHKO

>if 6 or higher ohko
>if 4 or lower literally 7% left
>0 counts as 10

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>>7588463
>Dustbro watches from the sidelines in case he's needed.

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>>7588493
>Alakazam stares silently and uses Focus Blast

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>>7588490
>Kiss him.
>Let the Bones cool down before you kill him.
You feeling alright, babe? Tiiiiired?

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>>7588506
>SHIT
>IF 1 OR 0, POREH IS DOWN, REPEAT, POREH IS DOWN

Okay, you wanna play like that?
>Conversion-Ghost
>Shadow Ball
>252+ SpA Porygon-Z Shadow Ball vs. 0 HP / 252 SpD Alakazam-Mega: 282-332 (139.6 - 164.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7588463
>John comes in with the pipe, swinging at the Zoru as the Alakazam is fighting the Porygon-Z!
Lights out.

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>>7588528
>Dustbro comes in to help tie the criminal up.

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>>7588516
U-uhm..I'm fine.
But uh, yeah, a little.
>The Bones have been rattled
>Hoo boy.

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>>7588557
>Kiss the Bones.
Come on cutie, let's get some zs then.
If you can sleep after all that fun~

>>7588528
>fight to not blackout from getting sucker-piped

>>7588539
>handcuffed
What are you going to do to me now?

>>7588598
(er well appropriate term for quadruped-cuffed)

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>>7588598
>>7588604
(Hang on is Dustbro cuffed?)

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>>7588587
..That's a pretty big if.
heh heh
>Smooch the Stitch

>>7588618
(no i missed where i was tied up)

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>>7588621
Yay!
>Smooch the Bones.
>Cuddle and sleep.
>Ability: Insomnia.
>Just watch Bones sleep instead.

>>7588618
(...That literally wouldn't make sense in this situation. The fox was just clobbered to the floor with a pipe, and afterwards asked "what are you gonna do with me?")

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>>7588598
>John grabs the fox by the scruff.
>>7588605
We're going to ask politely to know who -sent- this little rascal, which is all I wanted to know before this little fight started.
And this little troublemaker's going to spend the night in a secure med-bay chamber, and tell us honestly who their boss is... right?
>John carries the Zorua into medbay.
>>7588618
> ( I think the Zorua is cuffed )

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>>7588624
(Gotcha, sorry I deleted my post. Let's try that again.)
Uh, we're gonna...
What are we gonna do John?
>>7588630
(Well he did just roll dubs I thought he slapped cuffs on Dustbro for a second.)

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>>7588638
Okay!
>Help somehow.
(I'm gonna fuck off to bed because my confusion ruined the moment.)

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>>7588627
Love you.
>Plop head down on your chest and eventually drift off to snoozeland.

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>>7588638
...

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>>7588654
>Pet the cute boyfriend while he sleeps.

>>7588647
We're going to patch this fella up first.
>>7588662
Nothing personal, little guy.
> Administers first aid and a Potion as soon as the Zorua is in a secure room.
Just got a lot of folks who want me and mine dead, and I don't know if you're with any of 'em.

>>7588674
>Gives you a death glare

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>>7588700
>Finishes applying potion, sets Zorua in med-bay chamber.
>Makes sure there's water, then closes and locks the door behind him and falls asleep against it.
> (gotta get sleep its like 3am where i am peace yall )

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>>7588674
>>7588705
>Assuming there's a window to where the Zorua is, Chuckles watches him as he falls asleep.

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>>7588712
>still tied up
>bangs head against window

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>>7588717
>Chuckles waves at him softly, murring.
>Zzzzzzzzzzz.

>>7588725
>Transforms into a Brionne then bangs head against window again

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>>7588745
>By doing that, he'll quickly find an interesting side-effect of transforming into a Brionne
>The nose of a brionne is specially designed to be able to blow large, strong bubbles out of, and a side effect is that it is an effective noisemaker
>In that it honks when bumped up against something. Loudly.
>Chuckles blinks as he wakes up, before looking up at the Chuckles!Zorua.
Would you knock it off?!

>>7588745
(Might wanna grab a new character for the time being.)

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>>7588758
(I'm about to go to bed anyways, i'm just procrastinating at this point)
>>7588756

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>>7588777
>Chuckles grumbles, before going back to sleep.

>>7588790
>HONK

>>7589389
Is this the new cumberchu

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>>7589389
No.

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>>7589389
Yeah stop that.
Look at this cutie instead.

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Hi everyone!

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>finally awake again
>seriously Sandslash at least try to keep your sleeping patterns consistent
...Afternoon.

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>>7590708
>Yanmega has fallen asleep near Sandslash
>Evens, she is a few feet away from them, snoozing peacefully
>Odds, the 110 pound bug has fallen asleep on top of you. Must have forgotten to put you down.

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>>7591275
>attempt to get out from underneath Yanmega without waking her up
>odds = Yanmega rolls off Sandslash and hits the floor
>evens = carefully get out from under her, she's probably still asleep
>lie down on the floor regardless of outcome

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>>7591365
Oof.
...
Good morning.

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>>7591414
Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up like that.
Did you sleep well?

>>7591468
...
Yeah. I had a good rest.
How are the others doing?
-Yanmega

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>>7591496
>yawns
I think I heard something about Stitch having a thing for Bones when I woke up briefly earlier.

That's about as far as I know, I've been sleeping pretty much since I passed out in the Cipher lab.

Also how did you fall asleep on top of me?

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>>7591567
I forget I'm carrying things sometimes.
And I guess I passed out midair carrying you.

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Agate-anon here.
I'm gonna explore the wilds around the village a bit.
Starting with this forest.
The people here kept the path to it clear, so it must be really nice.

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>>7591576
Oh, right.
Kind of weird how we both happened to just pass out in the same night.

>>7591589
Cool, let us know what you find man.

>>7591645
Yeah.
Guess that is pretty strange...
-Yanmega

>>7591645
>sprays with a spritzer

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>>7591684
So uh...want to go explore around or something?

>>7591731
>missed

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>>7588777
>In a dark room in a man is watching disappointed at a computer monitor
>On the screen wherever the Zorua's head turns the feed shows what the Zorua would see
It seems agent Sigma managed to get himself captured, I had high hopes for you.
>He presses some keys and the feed changes to the view of an unknown pokemon
Rho can you hear me fine from your location?

'Sir? What can I do for you?'

Sigma is compromised so I want you to be ready to head to the Plasma frigate at a moment's notice to finish his mission and for extraction.

'Yessir.'

>>7591777
>pet

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>>7591818
Greek letter names is my shtick, fuck off.

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Wandered around in the forest near Agate and I found this weird stone.
They had a path leading towards it.
And some offerings around it.
Would you guys know what this might be?

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>>7591818
>An Alola-chu putters into med-bay.
Mornin'. I brought 'chu breakfast.
>He joins the Zorua in the room.
>He's got Oran Berries and a bit of chow.

>>7591777
That sounds like a good way to wake up.
Any places in mind, or do you just want to wander around?
-Yanmega

>>7591887
(I'll think of something else then if it bothers you that much)
>>7591909
>still tied up
Oh, thanks. And who are you?

>>7591944
Name's Ray, bro.
>He undoes the cuffs on Zorua's front legs.
Figured 'chu'd be hungry.
So, like... can I ask what 'chu're deal is?
>Hands over the food.

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>>7591883
>Sandslash wishes you hadn't missed again

>>7591902
I've not seen that before, looks pretty cool.
Maybe it's some kind of shrine or something?

>>7591916
Well we could go to the oasis, Phenac, Realgem or even up Mt Battle.
Up to you really, which would you like to see more?

>>7591961
...Ray
Why do i feel like I've heard that name before
>starts eating

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>>7591983
'Chu might have, I dunno.
So, I'm supposed to ask some stuff.
Like... what group your boss is with and stuff.
I'd rather just, like, chill, so take your time.
> Rolling for if the Plasma grunts can identify that by the captured gear?

>>7591974
Uh...Never been to this region.
So I'm not sure which I want to visit first....
-Yanmega

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>>7592017
>There are no identifiable markings on the tools and the encryption on the pokedex is too strong for the grunts to handle, maybe colress could get past it with time though
>The Zorua stares at you
You must not have worked for team Plasma for very long if you think I'm going to open up to you just because you gave me some food.

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>>7592073
Well, it was worth a try.
I got sent 'cause, like, I'm a psych.
I can call in help if this goes bad and stuff.
So... sorry, bro.

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>>7591974
I think so.
I've found this little thing as part of the offerings.
It kinda looks like a pokemon, but not one I've ever seen.
Could it be a place of worship?
Are shrines common in Orre?

>>7591902
It's a shrine to Celebi. Uh, you can use it to purify pokemon, you know shadow pokemon.
Rather not explain how I know that.

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>>7592030
I know...although the oasis is literally just an oasis and Mt Battle is just a giant volcano.
I think Realgem tower probably won't impress you much since you fly a lot and get to see really far already, which is why I go to Realgem.

I guess that means we're going to Phenac city then, just follow me.
>Sandslash leads the way towards Phenac, making sure not to get too far ahead of Yanmega

>>7592116
Well it's all fine and dandy that you're a psychic, it's a shame that it has no effect on dark types.

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>>7592121
Shadow pokemon?
I've never heard of that.
What kind of pokemon is Celebi?
I didn't pay much attention in class when I was a kid.

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>>7592141
I know. bro. I'm calling in, like, my big bro right now.
>there is a clanking outside. Somebody's tapping at the door with something metal.
Aaaand he brought Smeargs, too. Try not to blow anything up this time, Smeargs.

>>7592150
Shadow Pokemon are terrible, be glad you don't know about them.
Celebi is pretty nice actually. I mean I never really talked to it.
Sort of played a flute and the thing purified a shadow pokemon I was nearly done helping.
Really wish I knew what those fucking flutes did.

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>>7592150
>Shadow pokemon?
>I've never heard of that.
...The less you know about them the better. Trust me.

>>7592121
>>7592173
Wes?

>>7592172
>try not to get nervous

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>>7592172
Hey I didn't knew how this eye would work.
Still very glad with my new one.
I should buy Colress some flowers as a thank you.
>>7592208
Now what do we have here?
Someone unwilling to talk?
You must be protecting someone.

>>7592130
>Yanmega flutters next to him
Anything special about this place?

>>7592253
>You breathe a sigh of relief as it's just a smeargle
...And here I was worried for a second.

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>>7592208
>clank
>clank
>clank
Bro, did you even clean that pipe?
>>7592253
Just don't blow this room up, like, while I'm in it.

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>A certain salad is still confused about what the hell is going on

>>7592187
No I'm the other guy that saved Orre from shadow fuckery.
Yes I'm Wes.

>>7592323
Hi Michael.

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>>7592287
Listen, we don't want to hurt you.
But if you don't spill the beans then I am afraid we will have to, we know what you tried to do so there will be no pleading for innocence.
Now please tell us who you are working for, if you are protecting someone that would get killed otherwise then we can protect them and safe guard them, in return for information.
If your doing this for a fat sack of money, well that ain't worthy to die for right?
Now please work with us, you don't want to get me disappointed now do you?

>>7592323
prove that youre wes

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>asleep... somewhere?

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>>7592340
Eat shit.
>>7592376
How's this?

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>>7592262
I mean, there's nothing particularly special about Phenac.
It's just a really nice place to chill out. Lots of water but it's just fountains and stuff so it's not that bad.

>>7592323
>Yes I'm Wes.
On behalf of all of my old Sandslash friends, thank you.

>>7592355
You're going to have to try harder than that paint dog.
>>7592291
>unphased by the clanking

>>7592384
Seen it.
Try harder Michael.

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>>7592397
Well if you won't listen to reason then how will you listen to brute force.
>>7592291
Ray how sturdy is this room?

>>7592388
Not a problem. Just did the world a favor that no one else would have done.
>>7592398
If you've somehow seen that then how was building the hideout back up after I blew the shit out of it with C4?

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>>7592384
what is that thing?

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>>7592397
>>7592432

>>7592439
Someone posted the same picture a while ago, it's not exactly rare.

>>7592388
I see...
Is that it up ahead?
-Yanmega

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>>7592397
>John peeks in and waves. The reek of Sitrus vodka drifts in through the doorcrack.
>>7592432
Not sturdy enough to Wing it, but anything else should hold.

>>7592463
>wrinkles nose at the stench
...wing it? Wing what, what are you talking about
>getting kinda worried

>>7592473
Someone uploaded those to Wishileaks too.
Information age, dude, stuff gets around like you wouldn't believe.

>>7592473
holy shit

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>>7592473
are they bad?

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>>7592463
>>7592473
Hyperbeam?
Don't wanna wreck anything.
I like this place.
Though can't we just give Colress her dex and waste this cunt?
She CLEARLY isn't going to talk.
Hell I don't even know why we didn't do that in the first place.
Lets just drop the act, bring her dex to Colress and snap her, none of these dramatics just a quick kill.

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>>7592439
>Just did the world a favor that no one else would have done.
Not quite.
But still, you helped out a lot of Pokemon, myself included.

>>7592455
>Yanmega and Sandslash are now just outside Phenac city
Yeah, that's it.
Want something to eat?

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>>7592473
Would you mind sending me the full blueprint and code for that?

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>roll to wake up
(can it be assumed that the pickup already happened?)

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>>7592473
>saves blueprints

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>>7592472
Uh, like, can we -not- Wing it? I, like, kinda want to keep living and that would kill the whole room.

>>7592500
Err... I'm, like, not liking the whole 'killing prisoners' idea, bro. Send the 'Dex to Colress, but can we like, drop this jerk on a remote island somewhere?

>>7592511
(Yeh. Also >dat darkrai faildubs)

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>>7592533
stealing is bad!

>>7592508
Any local meat based specialties?
I can only eat meat. My stomach struggles to digest plants.
-Yanmega

>>7592533
How about a timestamp?

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>>7592533
Well, no, obviously. I meant in person.

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>>7592511
>further rolling in the sleep
>a sleep deep enough not even a battle under my nose could wake me up
>and probably that happened already in this crazy place

>>7592525
(Thanks)

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>>7592517
Ahh I'm sorry but she clearly knows too much.
I'd love to, you know I would, but this is just getting too dangerous.
Either she speaks now or she goes pop.
I'm done with waiting.
No more mister nice guy here.

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>>7592547
I honestly have no idea, maybe we should look around to try and find somewhere nice?
>roll to find a place that serves food Yanmega will like
>odds = keep searching maybe?
>evens = find a place that does Yanmega's favourite food

>>7592560
Bones what the fuck man?
Why would you want Snagem tech?

>>7592592
And why are you of all people giving it away?

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>>7592592
..Thank you for the decoy/trap?
Liberate the abused and overworked.

>>7592607
I have my reasons.

>>7592592
...Do you seriously not know what a timestamp is?

You snap a picture of whatever you want to prove is happening or is true or whatever, next to a piece of paper with the current date and time, possibly with whatever board you're using right now. It's that simple.

If you really are Wes, you can show us a picture of Wes holding up the current date and time.

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>>7592592
but why do you have it?

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>>7592584
We're, like, supposed to be better than the assholes she works for.
I'm guessing she's either Aether or IP, and both of them are shits.
IP used suicide bombers on that rig raid, and Aether, well... we've seen what they do.
>frustrated mouse noises.
I'm gonna walk out, this is all on 'chu, bro.

>>7592584
>she
*yips*
How dare you I am a boy thank you

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>>7592473
>>7592592

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>>7592652
You're going to upload Snag Machine blueprints but not a timestamp?

I smell bull shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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>>7592652
i hope no one uses it for bad

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>>7592652
I can probably figure something out to cut weight and make it smaller. Thank you for considering it.

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>>7592647
Yeah go ahead GIVE UP!
Won't be the first time you pussed out.
>>7592649
>Loud laughing.
Ohh you could have fooled me.
Well, say your prayers.
This has gone on long enough, if your not gonna talk then what's the point.
Just close your eyes darling, this will be over soon.
>The artificial eye is glowing red.

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>>7592622
If you come near me or any other Pokemon with that thing on I will not apologise for my actions.

>>7592652
The fact that you're not just destroying it along with it's blueprints is bad enough, even considering giving it away is terrible.

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>>7592713
Calm down, it's not like I'm going to be stealing every pokemon in sight. It's most likely going to be used very rarely and dismantled between uses.

>>7592607
I don't see a place to eat.
Why doesn't this city serve meat anywhere?
-Yanmega

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>>7592713
>>7592740
Uh, guys. Can we relax?

(looks like some people just remembered the no snag machines rule)

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>>7592755
I'm perfectly relaxed, good afternoon, by the way.

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>>7592702
I'm not gonna help clean that up, bro.
If 'chu wanna get the boss mad at 'chu and walk the plank, that's, like, not my business.
>>7592649
>whispers
justtellhimwhatgroup'chu'rewithbroican'tstopthisasshole...

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>>7592740
Whatever, the guy probably wasn't even telling the truth.

>>7592746
Yeah...sorry about that. I need some time to go chill. Sorry again.
I'll be back later.
>Sandslash digs away...

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>>7592777
Afternoon!
>>7592842
Sorry, bud. I hope you feel better.

>back in the dark computer room
Mortician are you in position?
'Yessir'
Board the frigate when at your leisure
>A shadowy figure leaps aboard the frigate
>roll determines detection
>>7592702
>starts sweating

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>>7592659
"COLRRRESS SOMETHING'S WRRONG WITH GUIN HE CAN BARELY BRRREATHE AND HIS HEARRRT ISNT BEATING RRRIGHT!"

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>>7592842
Yeah, probably. That technology is more or less lost to time. Oh well.

>>7592858
Did you sleep well? I sure did, heh heh.

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>>7592858
hello mister banette, i found this friend he said that he doesn't have a name but he said he's a duskull, he's pretty quiet, but he was pretty fun friend

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>>7592868
I'm really going to have to invest in a shield or something.
>>7592899
You what? What the hell were you doing to him? I told him that he wasn't supposed to be active after HEART SURGERY.

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>>7592868
>eye glows stronger.
Well I guess this is goodbye.
I'm sorry you wouldn't save yourself.

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>>7592901
Yeah I slept okay! How'd you sleep?
>>7592907
He hasn't tried to hurt you or anything?

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>>7592926
they fugged mistah colress sir

>>7592928
F-fine! My boss he's with team s-
>grabs head in pain
Aaah!
>the zorua goes limp

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>>7592926
"Uh... giving him a massage, he seemed to be fine. Started relaxing, and then he just stopped brrreathing for a bit and his hearrrt got weak!"

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>>7592976
They what?
>>7592988
A massage.
Did you have sex with someone that just underwent open heart surgery?

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>>7592958
Best night of sleep I've ever had, thanks to you.
You make a very nice pillow by the way.

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>>7592958
no, he didn't, hes seems pretty friendly, he grabbed my tail once and he scared me, but i said to stop, and he did, we've been playing videogames since them

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>>7592779
Ray jig is up, get over here and get a medic!
Something is wrong.
>>7592984
>Glowing stops immediately.
Ohhh I don't like the look of this.
>Cradles the Zorua.
C'mon Ray get over here.

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>>7593030
>Hug the bug.

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>>7592984
>Ray bursts in to provide first aid.
>rolling for attempt to revive...
Oh, hell no. 'Chu aren't dying on me -now-.

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>>7593019
Kehehe. Thank you. You'e a fun snuggle buddy.
>>7593030
That's good! I hope you guys have fun.

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>>7593050
eek, you surprised me again.
see he's friendly

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>>7593057
>Overhear "'Chu aren't dying on me now"
>Banic
>Attempt to pilot motorized hospital bed over
>If odds, attempt fails and Chuckles stops giving a fuck
>Out of bed
>Rush to zorua's aid
(I have three things to roll for here, one sec)

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>>7593008
wah ah say ya kick um off da ship mistah colress suh

>>7593111
(ruh roh)

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>>7593111
(...Well, I say that solves pretty much everything I wanted to roll for)

>Run into wall
>Fall out of bed
>PAIN
>PANICKED BWARKING
>...Is that blood?

>The shadowy figure pulls out their pokedex and opens up a gps tracker application and grimaces as the blinking dot suddenly disappears
Aw you sneaky bastard what have you gone and done this time.

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>>7593067
Heh, thank you, Stitch.
So, what's on the agenda for today?

>>7593057
>is unresponsive

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>>7593077
>Hold up Mario Kart
Game?

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>>7593137
>Hears panicked bwarking
>Zips off to take care of the bwarker, calling for somebody to help out and fast
>Rolling to not fuck up majorly...
'Chu don't get to die on me either, bro!

>( gotta run to work in like 5 mins lol )

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>>7593144
Uhhh, well I could help you make stuff if you need any help?
I don't know!! I'm good just chilling if it's with yooooooooooou.

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>>7593168
>Rai doesn't fuck up majorly
>Chuckles is most likely put back on the bed
>...The gash down his middle has reopened for the third time since he had surgery.

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>>7593162
>>7593168
He just grabbed his head and went limp.
Maybe it was a psychic attack?
Someone didn't want him to squeel, it started as soon as he talked.
>Gives reviving a go.
>Hears screeching metal and loud bwarking.

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>>7593117
Go help the people in the medbay, grunt.
>>7593137
>>7593143
>>7593168
>Loud sighing.

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>>7593188
>Walk into the meday.
>Roll to stitch up Bwarker.
Yah got wun hell a a big ol gash there, hun.
>>7593190
Yesuh!

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>John shows up and actually tries to be useful.
Looks like I'm getting hands-on training in emergency services. Stay with me, okay?
>>7593189
Dark-types are essentially immune to Psychic. Probably a... a fucking kill-switch or something.
Fuck.
>>7593188
>Helping with sutures!

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>>7593164
sure let's play, it's fun
>puts mario kart on videogame
okay let's play
you're pretty cool, you said you didn't have a namer right? can i give you a nickname?

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>>7593205
>...PAIN
>>7593208
>At least someone knows how to sew up a seal

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>>7593172
..A day off does sound nice.
Would you like to go down to the beach?

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>actually wake up now
>this is not OK
>somehow ended in some couch somewhere in the ship
>objective 1: find a proper bedroom
>objective 2: resume sleeping
>optional objective: tune out the ambient screams

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>>7593210
Yes, you may.
>Pick Luigi(a)
Did you tell me your name yet?

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>>7588100
Electric!

Ground is the worst on the flip side lol.

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>>7593205
WHY CAN'T ANYONE DO ANYTHING RIGHT AROUND HERE.
>>7593208
Thank you. If you need me I'm going to be making sure the newest boarder is under watch.

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>>7593214
That should hold well. Just take things nice and slow, okay?
>>7593205
Soldier, check the downed Zorua for signs of recent surgery, especially near the back of the neck, along the spine. I've got a hunch and I'm hoping I'm wrong.

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>>7593217
The beach sounds nice!
We going to take your skimmer thingy?

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>>7593240
Sorry, suh.
>>7593252
>Get to checking the Zorua.
>Please don't fuck this up I just wanted to help people.

'Boss I noticed that Sneak's tracker went offline, am I still extracting?

*...No he's been burned locate the laboratory of Colress and find the information we want and get out*

>starts moving about the frigate using information gathered earlier by the other agent

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>>7593252
...All right... sorry...

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>>7593254
It's not too far, so I was thinking of taking the chopper? Which hopefully I got working to a point that it wont explode again.

Uh, not the flying type of chopper, by the way.

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>>7593252
>>7593272
Don't think I'l be of any help right now.
I'l stay out of your feet.
>>7593289
Come on buddy, lets get you somewhere less hectic.
If you keep doing stuff like this you'l never heal up.
You gotta take it slow for now.
>Wheels the Brionne off for something to drink.

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>>7593301
That's good! Motorcycle chopper, I gotcha.
Let's go then!
>Grab the boyfriendo hand and tug.

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>>7593285
...I smell something fishy.

>run scan.exe

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>Ray tries to be sneaky as well, and slip up on the new sneak...

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>>7593229
>picks toad
so you look like a skull so what if i call you skully
oh yeah i didn't say my name i'm nina

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>>7593285
>Notice change in movement.
>Send a ping to Ray, Zeta, N and John.
>Lock Emrys in his room.

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>>7593317
All right... thanks.
>Is wheeled off to mess hall.

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>>7593333
Skully? That is nice!
Nice to meet you Nina.
>Race: Go.

>>7593301
>>7593318
>muffled digging sounds
>...

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>absolutely fucking lost
>screams got louder

>>7593329
>avoid detection
>continue moving throughout frigate getting closer to the lab

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>>7593347
Heading to ping'd sector.
>>7593369
>Scan.exe

>Just in case
>Conversion Electric
>Right flipper turns into pic related

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>>7593363
>Pat dirt.
Hey you wanna come with us?

>>7593369
>get turned around lose progress

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>>7593318
>Holds the plush hand and leads you outside
>Pulls the tarp off the bike I stole from the stew that got away
Well, here it is. Hope it works.
>Roll to start the thing without stalling it out

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>>7593369
>Runs into Ray
>and if this post is evens, a Thunderbolt from Ray
>Ray fucks off after that because his player needs to go to work now for reals

>>7593380
>dirt does not respond
>it probably isn't the Pokemon you think it is
>I mean it is but Stitch doesn't know that

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>>7593359
yoU're pretty good
so you liked it? also you don't remember anything about your life, and are you a boy or a girl?

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>>7593381
>Detection roll
Ello?

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>>7593378
>Scan.exe HIT

THERE HE IS.

>Thunderbolt

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>>7593388
Hey nice! Wow, that's awesome.
...You sure your legs are long enough for this thing?
>>7593416
Uh, well if you wanna come with we're going to the beach. Don't feel like a stranger!

>D3 moving to position Zeta-4.
>Touchdown in [REDACTED].

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>>7593433
>...Wait
>Zeta didn't hit the intruder
>...Zeta hit himself
>Stupid arcing electricity
>252+ SpA Porygon-Z Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Porygon-Z: 105-123 (33.7 - 39.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
OW.

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>>7593440
..Well, no, but thankfully its controls are on the handlebars.
>Hops on and lifts the boyfriendo up with him

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>too much walking
>actually awake now
>objectives failed
>and find...

>>7593466
I've had Jay zap me to stay awake but this is kinda overdoing it, isn't it?

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>>7593492
>A Yanmega is flying towards the group, from a distance
>Odds, you don't notice them

>>7593440
>>7593492
>digging noises are ready to follow

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>>7593510
Not really the time for laughs, we kinda sorta have an intruder.

>>7593378

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>>7593392
Gengar-Mega @ Gengarite
Ability: Levitate
Level: 80
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 SpD
>is hit by thunderbolt
192 SpA Raichu-Alola Thunderbolt vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Gengar-Mega: 115-136 (54.5 - 64.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>7593378
>>7593433
Tch
>Reaches into bag and tosses out an ultraball containing Magnezone
Magnezone @ Focus Sash
Ability: Magnet Pull
Level: 80
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 SpD
Timid Nature
- Volt Switch
- Hidden Power Fire
- Flash Cannon
- Thunderbolt
>Magnezone used Thunderbolt!
252 SpA Magnezone Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Porygon-Z: 235-277 (146.8 - 173.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7593492
>Get comfy on the motorcycle.
>You're supposed to hug the driver so you don't fall off right? Whatever I'm hugging him anyway.
>>7593516
>Wave.
Hey, hey! You wanna come with?
>>7593543
>Give digging noises a thumbs up.

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>>7593550
Well, shit

>>7593551
WELL, SHIT
Jay, Hal, fuck them up
>Jay used Supersonic (targeting the Magnezone)
>Hal used Thunder Wave (targeting the Gengar)

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>>7593552
>After a minute of hurried flying, Yanmega arrives at the group
>She circles the bike
I wouldn't mind.
Phenac city is really boring, turns out.

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>>7593584
Yeah come on!
You must be tired, you wanna grab onto me?

>>7593552
Ready to go?
>Gives it a couple revs to warm up

>>7593584
You're welcome to join us.

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>>7593605
(argh)

>>7593516
(San...I mean the mysterious digger, who could really be anyone when you think about it, is going to feel terrible after this, I can already tell)
(maybe he'll get lucky and fail in what he's planning, who knows)

>>7593552
>the ground seems to be judging you

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>>7593551
(Don't forget to take into account the fact that Zeta used Conversion to turn into Electric-type. I'm getting "37.5% chance to 3HKO" for my calcs. Oh, and for comparison since we're going with levels)

Zeta (Porygon-Z) @ No Item
Level: 45
Ability: Download
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
-Conversion
-Ice Beam
-Shadow Ball
-Thunderbolt

SHIT

>Zeta used Shadow Ball on Gengar
252+ SpA Porygon-Z Shadow Ball vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Gengar-Mega: 44-54 (20.8 - 25.5%) -- 0.1% chance to 4HKO

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>>7593603
>>7593605
Alright then.
I'll come along.
>The 110 pound dragonfly lands on and clings to Stitch's back
Hope I'm not too heavy...

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>>7593605
I think we're good to go?
>>7593614
>Shrug.
>If he knew for sure it was he'd probably be doubting himself.
>Kidding, he's always doubting his choices.
>>7593629
You're fine.
>Stitch is in heaven.
Let's go!

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>>7593652
Right-o.
>vROOM loud bike noises, this thing needs new pipes badly.
>Off to the beach!