HG thread Hope that makes you happy, Ashy! Everyone else

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>>7586268
Toodles!

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>>7586191
Paula doesn't understand why you want to not win. Paula wonders why you are trying to give it to someone who just won.
>>7586240
That must be the really, REALLY disappointing victory talking! Paula didn't take you to be a sore loser!

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>>7586268
You're no good if you're just going to hide in that spot all game long.

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>>7586268
>>7586209
I don't think it needs to be said that I can break you now even easier since you are half the person you once were.
>>7586228
What's the purpose of shoveling is when you can just walk through it?

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>>7586268
Rest now, my cheato looking friend. I'll make sure you're in good hands soon enough.

>>7586228
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD END ME NOW!
I-I can't handle such an attack to my big brain!

>>7586240
You've got the wrong idea, Ashy! I'm not going to talk to you, I'm going to DO you!

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>>7586268
I'd kill that sorry excuse of a human too, if I was concerned on winning.

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>>7586268
Is this how you want me? I fail to see how this will work, I can't even get a boner anymore.

>>7586295
Bone is purer than flesh, stronger than muscle! Can you kill a skeleton who drinks milk five times a day?

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>>7586291
Because winners prosper, and losers, like me, should stay far away from the winner circle. Maybe inside a house with food, internet, and some manga. It's a fair punishment for people like me.

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>>7586268
And it was like BOOM! Gone like that! Really sad but cool to look!

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>>7586323
I blame the blonde bombshell for not pulling her weight.

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>>7586313
Yes, I very well could. Now go somewhere else and sing.
>>7586323
I will be Dirty Dan, if you want to fight about it then we can Pinhead!

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>>7586323
If I stuck a pair of antlers to my skull, I'd be even more spooky than I already am!

>>7586335
Aw c'mon, can't ya throw me a bone here?

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>>7586291
Am not! It's just that it gets tiring having to explain how the world works to s child.

>>7586301
Come again? I think I misheard you...

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>>7586323

Paula once had a nightmare about evil snowmen. She can't remember what happened but she did end up waking up in a snowstorm outside.

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>>7586315
But you can stop being a loser. Just like me! And why do junk people get all the good things?
>>7586352
Paula know how the world works. Probably even more than you do, Ashy! The world's no place for a loser so that's why everyone has to try their best at being a winner!

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>>7586347
>>7586323
No, you're not very scary. You just bones, man. I could kill you easily.

>>7586352
I said I'm going to do you. Clean the wax outta your ears. The urge is rising, so I figured I'd do you just to shut you up.

>>7586384
I know their weaknesses. I've dealt with creatures like this beforehand.

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>>7586384
Wait wait! I'll take your place! Don't do this!

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>>7586384
Thanks for your...external garments...I won't be needing them though.

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>>7586384
My very own Christmas spec-

Huh, it's Hanukkah? What's happening to my nose?

>>7586414
You won't say that the next time you hear a bump in the night, fleshie. I guarantee it.

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>>7586384
Well if you've made up your mind earlier, you wouldn't haved died as the way you did.

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>>7586400
Ugh. In order to be a winner, someone else has to be a loser. Duh, that's why it's impossible for everyone to win, besides I literally kicked your butt just now.

>>7586414
Did you hit your head on a rock? What makes you think i'd even let you?

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>>7586400
I'm looking at you, but I don't really see anything. Just a girl that looks like she's playing pretend.
And the reason we get good things is because we don't get anything else in life. It's a trade off, and a fair one too. While you're out living life I'll be stuck in that room.

>>7586425
>Subaru throws himself off a cliff
I-I just want to go home!

>>7586427
Is that a threat? Am I going to have to report you to the authorities?

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>>7586425
If you're questioning how crazy you are, that means you aren't crazy at all!

y-yuno

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>>7586459
Who said I planned on getting your okay for it? I can't help it! If I gotta do it, then it might as well be someone I hate!

So please, come here already! I can't stand waiting any longer!

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>>7586463
These look like they'd be able to help end my opponents quickly.

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>>7586462
Don't worry fleshie, I'm only ribbing ya! You don't have to be so sternum, you know.

>>7586463
Comfy boneshack.

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>>7586459
Well duh! Of course I knew that! That doesn't mean everyone can't be one at least one, grumpy pants!
>>7586462
Playing pretend is fun! Paula should do that later! But that doesn't sound fun for you. You should see the world like Paula has!

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>>7586463
Okie dokie~! Looks like I'm A-Okay to carry on.

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>>7586463
I bet if there was one less snowman, she would've won!

>Yukki will never arrive for yuno

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>>7586503
Ahh, chill to the bone.

>>7586505
Good!

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>>7586503
He was doing so good to! Winner's next!

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>>7586503
Uh........I can't do much with you at all sir, sorry.

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>>7586535
Stupid human contraptions! Always ruining my combat experience with their cheap tricks!

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>>7586482
Oh, I see. You want to die now is that it? Well all you had to do was ask!
>Ash makes his way towards Suby and starts to wind up his arm

>>7586489
Who said I'm grumpy, I mean I was a minute ago but now I feel much better after turning you into a popsicle.

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>>7586487
...
But your hands aren't on me. You can't rub me if you're not touching me. That's what science says, however. Magic makes it possible, but skeletons don't know a thing about magic.

>>7586489
Alright Paula, I think I'll take you up on that offer. What if we both played pretend? That way you're not doing it alone, and I'll also be able to see the world through your eyes.

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>>7586535

Bonehead! You can't be smarterer than humans!

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>>7586587
Those muscles aren't just for show. Good job winner!

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>>7586594

Show's over!

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>>7586564
Ribbing, not rubbing! It seems all that flesh has clogged your hearing.

>>7586587
>>7586600
Nooo! Rattled again, and so close to the finish line this time!

Thank you for hosting. I've got some re-assembling to do.

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>>7586600
Congrats and thanks for hosting

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>>7586594
Next game I will test your brawn human.
>>7586600
That stupid landmine had to get in my way!

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>>7586594
In this this world, the only thing we truly own... is the body we shape every day!

Congratulations me and thanks for hosting Paula.

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>>7586594
>>7586600
Congrats and thanku

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>>7586557
No, no. This is where YOU die!
>As Ash walks towards Subaru, a trap spring...or moreso breaks, sending Ash down a trap hole
Ahahaha! Get it? Trap hole? it's fitting for you! Now say down there until you die, please.

>>7586594
Good going, Baki! Thanks for hostering, Paula-tan! You may be naughty, but you're sometimes a good girl.

>>7586611
Ribbing, rubbing, same thing! It's hard to understand you when you've got no lips! It's just clattering and clippering! Go see a dermatologist and get something done about your lipless self!

>>7586594
Congrats Baki!
>>7586600
Thanks for hosting, Garnet!
>also Jasper with 11 kills
>savage desu senpai

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>>7586557
Seeeee? Don't you see now, Ashy kins! Everyone can be a winner! You kicked my butt, I got your fingerprint. A good day for everyone!
>>7586564
Paula has too many eyes for you to do that! Wait a minute! Are we playing now? Paula didn't get the memo!
>>7586611
>>7586614
>>7586646
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>>7586673
Hugs and kisses! Paula would give them to all of you but she's too tired and there's a lot of you.
>>7586625
Paula think you did really great! She'll never forget your performance!

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>>7586669
Ahh, but the clattering of my bones is music to everyone's ears. The way they clink and bang together with each movement, the ghastly clacking laugh as my jaw unhinges itself...is it not beautiful?

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>>7586673
>11 kills in district 11 posted at 1:11 AM

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>>7586702
Thank you for hosting and the commendation of my skill.

>>7586712
>kissu

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>>7586702
Subaru says we've been doing this ever since we've met! Couldn't Pauly-wally tell that Subaru was copying her erratic and sometimes insane way of living~?
>Subaru almost breaks character by laughing, but clams himself down before staring at Paul, beckoning her to continue this game

>>7586709
No offense Mr. Skeleton, but it's actually kind of freaky. Imagine if it was dead silent in here, and then out of nowhere faint clattering can be heard. It's a huge turn off for non-skeletal beings like myself.

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Wow! Your third time winning this from me! You must be happy!
>>7586715
Paula can't express how thankful she is for all of you! You're welcome!

>>7586747
>with 11 UID I might add

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What'd I miss?
Nothing?
Alright, good.

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>>7586760
You missed a beating from me, but other than that, not much.

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>>7586760
You missed a game. Several, actually. Possibly more since I've never seen you before.

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>>7586753
Ah, freaky. Yes, very freaky indeed...

>The skeleton takes out a notepad lodged between the bones in his ribcage and begins writing notes.

Don't mind me.

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>>7586760
You missed me dying, which must make you feel bad considering you've got a thing for watching people die.

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>>7586669
What are you talking ab-
>Ash suddenly plunges down the hole, a sure way to meet ones demise, if it only wasnt five feet deep.
You didn't think this through did you? Well congratulations, you totally have made my clothes dirty. Hope your happy...
>Ash hops from the hole
How long did it take you to come up with that?

>>7586702
I'd rather not let it happen the first place, you take care of that fingerprint you hear? I don't just hand those out to everyone.

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>>7586760
Hey, you uh... you wouldn't happen to be related to the Jinx from next door, would ya?

>>7586796
He loves niggers.

>rin will never jam his horsecock in you

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>>7586780
>Subaru walks up to the skeleton and looks at what he's writing
You're telling me you didn't know this already? What kinda skeleton doesn't know what makes a human tick?

>>7586786
Not long at all. The hole was meant for someone much smaller than you, but I figured you'd appreciate it just as much as they would. You can leave my sight now. I don't wanna keep looking at you.

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>>7586754
As I'm fond with winning every now and then, I prefer the experience. I was extrodianrily jubilant with competing against all of them. It'd never of happened without them, that's what makes this place great.
>>7586760
Me winning.

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>>7586753
Kahahaha! You're acting really silly! Paula will play as well!
>She clears her throat for an unnecessarily long. Once she's done, she begins to speak with a voice much less higher pitched than usual.
Don't you know how dangerous it is copying me? I get in trouble a lot.
>>7586760
You missed me winning and a game hosted by me! So yeah, it was nothing!
>>7586786
Why wouldn't I take care of it? It was so hard getting it in the first place! You can bet your cute butt that it will be prized!

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>>7586760
You're late!

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>>7586772
Beating the idiots here? Not a big deal. What are you, anyway?

>>7586776
Yeah, I think I would have remembered your face. Black Death's over, buddy. Do you work at a museum or something?
...please tell me you work at a museum.

>>7586785
I can just wait 20 minutes and watch you die again.

>>7586796
Nope, but I know her. She's cool, even if she is a slut.

>>7586820
Humble. I can already tell you're real likable.

>>7586825
At least someone's honest.

>>7586838
What the heck are you going on about?

Rin is _______

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>>7586801
So is that a maybe...? Help me out, c'mon. Be a pal. Be a friend. Actually, please don't. I cancel any and all friend requests.


>>7586849
You're not like her twin sister or anything?

>>7586851
cute

>>7586851
My wife

>>7586851
based

>>7586859
cute like a horse

>>7586851
shitty at overwatch desu

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>>7586813
I've got too many ideas floating around in my head, so I'm taking notes to keep track of them all. There's nothing wrong with that, right?

>The skeleton finishes the last sentence, and stuffs the notepad back inside his rib cage.

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>>7586825
Subaru doesn't care about that! If he gets into trouble then he'll do something extreme to get out of it!
>he then tries mimicking the usual wacky face Paula makes
It's easy to get out of it when you've got a bombshell of a body like mine~! Nobody, not ever the cutest boy in the thread, can resist my humps! Actually, that reminds Subaru!
>he looks around the thread, searching for whatever cute boys he can find
Aww, there aren't any around. What is this sudden feeling of depression that crashed right into Subaru's body?

>>7586849
As if that'll happen. I'm a lot more durable since the last time you've seen me.

>>7586851
shooting thick ropes

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>>7586849
Museum, Explodatorium...what's the difference?

Well, one has more explosion and potions, but other than that.

>>7586851
Someone whom I get asked about for their "length" as of last night.

>>7586851
My wife

>>7586873
RinxHoshi fanfiction when

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TITTY MONSTER

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>>7586813
I'll give credit where it's due. That was a nice little prank, actually gave me some excitement for once. Buuut I think I need to take care of something. See there is just this weird crooked thing with your nose and I just have to fix it!
>Ash delivers a jab right at Suby's nose
There much better, I'm sure the nose bleed will give some extra hero points or something.


>>7586825
Well, I have to say. You've improved since we first met, I think you might have a shot in the tournament.

>>7586891
It was already a reality

>>7586890
Fuck off.

>>7586891
Oh...Rin.... you're home.

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>>7586849
Say it ain't so... I guess all the rumors are true, I AM a likeable person. As much as I like me! Being that I'm a winner. I'd like to know more about you, what's your name?

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>>7586896

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>>7586849
You were late for a game!

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>>7586820
Paula tries to be honest about everything! Try me! Ask her anything!
>>7586882
It's the feeling of disappointment. It happens when you are like that a lot of the times.
>She removes ones of the eyes on her head, searching through it and taking a small bottle from it.
These should help calm you down, if only a little.
>>7586898
Paula's glad to hear you say that! She blossomed like an onion! Oh my gosh, is there
going to be another tournament? This soon?!
>>7586820
It's not about the winning but instead the people you meet? That is such a winner answer! You deserved to win!

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>>7586881
>Subaru digs around in his pockets, eventually pulling out a band-aid. He uncovers it and sticks it on the skeleton's head
You might remember some of this stuff if your head wasn't cracked. I don't even know how you can walk around with such an injury to your noggin.

>>7586898
You have to wha-
>The punch sends Subaru back on his ass with blood squirting out, some actually getting on Ash's already dirty shirt. He covers his nose in horror and tries to comprehend what just happened
Wh-what the shit was that!? You're not even hurt from that hole, so why the hell are you punching me so hard!? What kind of man does that to another man!

>>7586935
> Try me!
What color are you bra und panties, and how do they look like?

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>>7586935
Well I guess that gives me the excuse to be blunt for a bit; say paula-sylvie....sylvie-paula....or whatever, what's with the outfit?

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>>7586935
Gasp! Is Pauly saying Subaru-chan should drink!?
Pauly's either trying to get Subaru-chan arrested, or she's trying to get her into her bed! Either way Subaru won't have any of this! Pauly isn't cute enough for Subaru to act sleazy around! We should think of a better way to spend our time than act like big perverts with each other!

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>>7586854
Nope. I think it's some alternate dimension garbage or something.

>>7586882
You *just* said you died before I got here.

>>7586887
Hmm... What's the security like in an explodatorium?

>>7586916
Oh, wow. I was more right than I thought. Uh, anyway, I'm Jinx.

>>7586929
Oh no. I'm devastated. How will I ever recover from this?

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>>7586948
Ah, had I been walking around everywhere with a skull fracture? What a numbskull I am!

I thank you for your assistance, fleshie. I must now go into the real of spook.

>The skeleton's bones fall to the ground then re-assemble into the form of a spider. The skeleton scuttles away, crawling up a tree and disappearing into the horizon. It truly is a horrifying sight.

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>>7586973
Oh, the usual: deadly spikes, bottomless pits, a multitude of minions...

>>7586908
No you fuck off.

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>>7586935
Do I look like Antanov to you? I don't know, but I hope it's while I'm still young.

>>7586948
That was just a love tap! What you don't horse around with your pals? We are pals aren't we? Besides I did you a favor, your nose is fixed. Just give it time to heal, and if there's a scar you can just say it was from a battle to impress the ladies! Cause let's be honest you need all the help you can get!

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>>7586973
ENOUGH LIP MISSY! I xatch ypu doin that again and I will punish you in ways you wish I never could!

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>>7586919
W-woah! Is that.. is that kinda thing even allowed here? I get the feeling that this game kind of has rules about this sort of thing. If I wanted stuff like this, I'd just go next door and beat off all the girls with the stick who are trying to beat me off! Not that this isn't a bad sight, I'm just curious is all. Nothing wrong with curiosity, more people need to follow up on it more. Then they'd learn. And if people learned then they wouldn't be so stupid. ...sorry, what was I talking about? Oh right, I just kept rambling to justify me continuously staring at your chest. Brilliant plan.

>>7586973
Ooh, right. Timelines. Hypercrisis. Yeah, I know all about that. That's apparently a big deal over there. Someone people really hate it when they run into their clone and others are into that.. self incest thing or whatever. Hey, what ever floats their boat, right? Not like I'm gonna sink it just cuz I can. I ain't afraid of it though. There's no way there's more than one me running around out there in some other world. Can you imagine? He wouldn't be as half amazing as I am, or as so dedicated to the cause of stabbing stupid people. He'd probably be really dense and bland and boring. Wow. Makes me want to stab myself just thinking about it.

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LOOK LOOK! I've been working really hard on this since this morning! Is it okay so far?
https://youtu.be/hisIh5GPKdg

>>7586998
post tits pls

>>7586998
Please post tits!

>>7587008
t. hoshi

>>7587017
t. junko

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>>7586998
POST TITS PLZ

>>7586998
Damn, pretty good for a frame by frame program on a DS.
Also I agree with Hoshi here

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>>7586973
I mean...yeah, but who's counting? Point is I'm right here at this given moment! I can't be held down by such a sub par way of dying!

>>7586978
Man...what's his dead?
Er, I mean, that is a guy, right? I noticed a lack of...boner down there.

>>7586987
NO, WE'RE NOT PALS! I'M NOT EVER GOING TO BE PALS WITH YOU! I DON'T WANT YOU SHOWING UP DURING MY BIRTHDAY, WEDDING, FUNERAL AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN, GOT IT!?
And I don't need any help at all with women! I'm hotter than everyone here, including you! I'm so hot that women usually don't talk to me because they're scared!

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>>7586973
Jinx? I'll quit the bullshit, I was bent out of shape from winning earlier. It's a habit. Neitherless I'm Baki, Baki Hanma, you look oddly familar though.

>>7586998
It's good but I'm just a speck of dust so my opinions don't matter

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>>7586984
Spikes'll be easy. Pits won't be a problem either. What kind of minions? Odds are, they'll be a cakewalk too.

>>7586995
I'll say whatever I please. I doubt a crotchety old lady like you can dictate otherwise.

>>7586997
That selfcest stuff is gross, yeah, I'm not going near that. But you may have a point about timelines. I just wonder what set that Jinx down the path of becoming a total whore.

>>7587027
I could probably kick your head off your scrawny neck right now.

>>7587034
Huh, that's... actually admirable of you. At least there's one person who knows when they're bullshitting. Pleased to meet you, Baki. But... how am I familiar?

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>>7586961
That's an easy one! Paula's undies are green and black stripes! The other question's even easier because she's not wearing a bra!
>>7586964
Paula's name is Sylvie Paula Paula! You can call her whatever you like? My outfit's pretty eyecatching, isn't it? It's a combination of many of my favorite things!
>>7586970
You are just precious sometimes. But that can easily get annoying.
>Giggling, she opens the bottle. It is clear that it is not a drink but some medicine. She takes out one pellet, handing it to him.
Take one of these. It will calm that hyperactivity.
>>7586987
Not at all. You two are two different kinds of cute. Being young is a sate of mind, Ashy! As long as you feel, then it will happen!
>>7586998
>Honestly wish I could do something like this. Pretty good considering what it's used on. Nice job. Please don't show tits.

I summon _____

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>>7587026
THANK YOU, I'M GLAD IT LOOKS GOOD. I CAN'T REALLY EVALUATE MYSELF, SO I APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT.

>>7587040
Whaaat? Everybody matters, anon! It's okay, if it means anything to you, your opinion mattered a lot to me. Thank you, I'll remember it!

>>7587054
HECKYES
My only issue now is that I have 300 individual frames to now draw.

>>7587056
Master from his slumber!

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>>7587027
Don't kid yourself. I'm two years younger than you and I still pulled more action than you.

>>7587054
Normally I'd take the compliment, but you say everything is cute sooo...

>>7587056
A muse.

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>>7587043
What do I look like? A psychiatrist? Gonna pull some first-year grad student mumbo jumbo quack stuff to figure out what makes her tick? If I do her, I'm gonna have to do everyone else in that place. Phrasing. Boom.

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>>7587043
Easy? Won't be a problem?

Oh, I understand, you're going to try to break in. Well, unless you like books and chemicals, you're not going to find anything worth stealing! Hee hee hee!

>>7587061
I tried using Flipnote Studio on my DSi once and it was hard as fuck

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>>7587043
Not so sure really, but you remind me of something... a mag-magnet? Oh yes, a magnet.

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>>7587062
Well everything has some cute to it! If it makes you feel any better, you are pretty high up on the cuteness scale!

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>>7587043
Oh, is this a challenge?
>Subaru bend forward and looks up at Jinx with a smug expression
Go ahead and make my day~

>>7587054
>Subaru swallows the pill that was forced onto him by Paula. He snaps right back to his usual self and starts panicking
D-Did you just drug me!? That wasn't apart of the plan! We were supposed to play pretend, and now I've got some weird pill in me! Wh-what the hell is going to happen to me now!?

>>7587062
All because you cheated and went for the easy way out! I'm more interested in looking as manly as possible, not...like you, whatever you're supposed to be.

>>7587054
Then how does your chest look without your clothes?
Surely this will work.

>>7587056
Dark Magician Girl in face down ass up sex position

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>>7587067
Jeez, it was just me thinking out loud. What's the matter with you all of a sudden?

>>7587073
Books and chemicals can be pretty useful, actually. Maybe I'll find something worth reading, and Gizmo can use the chems to make something fun.

>>7587083
A... magnet? How the heck do I remind you of a magnet?

>>7587097
You really want to put me through that kind of pain? I'll hurt my poor foot slamming it against your thick skull.

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>>7587077
it is VERY hard
I couldve easily have spent 3-7 hours on this flipnote's rough draft, I'm scared of how long it'll take to actually finish it.

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>>7587054
Paula...A-Ahem.
>He clears his congested throat.
Yup. It's nervingly eye-catching for sure, say I'd like to know a bit more about your favourite things. Considering you've plastered about Ninety person of your favorite things on yourself.

>>7586998
why can't we have awesome rp battles like this

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>>7587115
Whaddya mean what's wrong with me? I'm fine! There's nothing wrong with me. Now, everyone else having a problem, that's something I can buy. Anyone ever tell you that you're so much not like your other self? I get a totally different vibe from you.

>>7586998
Rainmaker from Antibirth? That looks great

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>>7587141
Aw shit. Wrong avatar. Let's uh... let's pretend that little glitch didn't happen, okay? Okay.

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>>7587115
Got a mirror? Cause I think you should take a long good glimpse at yourself before I crack up.

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>>7587115
Is Gizmo a fellow alchemist?

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>>7587095
Puh-lease there are some things that are just irredeemably ugly. Like that giant spider. You going to tell me that's cute?

>>7587097
Sounds you're peanut butter and jealous to me. By the way you have a very weird definition of manly.

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>>7587134
>tfw no RP battle will ever come close to the time the whole thread fought Omega Flowey on /hga/

>>7587148
Yep, he's so great! I love the way he dances, he has a lot of personality. I tried my best to show him in the short timeframe I had, so I'm glad it looks great! Thank you.

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>>7587097
>Her eyes go wide at him swallowing the pill. Her pitch coming back at full force.
What are you doing! No one other than Paula should take those! The guy in the lab coat said that it calms me down. Not sure what will happen to a normal person.
>>7587103
Hmmm. Paula doesn't know! Between you and her, she doesn't like looking at herself naked.
>>7587119
Paula's glad you're interested! So you see Paula got herself a purse that looks like a strawberry! They're like her favorite fruit! She also put lots and lots of bows in her hair so people will know that she's a girl. Oh and also some horns and a crown! Because she saw it on TV before and Paula wants to be a king!
>All of this and you notice she hasn't talked about the most noticeable part of her clothes.
>>7587157
Giant spider? You're not talking about Rachnera, are you?

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>>7587134
Any fight to watch will do.

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>>7587141
Yeah, I've heard that before. It's not surprising. And no, there's definitely a lot wrong with you. Like, probably more than anyone else here right now.

>>7587154
You crack up, and I'll crack you, got it?

>>7587155
Nope, but he is a genius. Too bad he's also an idiot.

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>>7587115
It's more along the lines of me not believing you. Your legs look like sticks that would break upon impact.

>>7587157
I'm not jealous of anybody, especially not the likes of you. My definition of manly is the default definition. A full beard, nice hair, big muscles...you know what I'm talking about!

>>7587168
Y-YOU WERE MADE IN A LAB!? WHAT KIND OF-
>and like that, Subaru powers down as if he was some kind of electronic device. His usual energized shifts over to a thousand yard stare and his muscles go from being tense to as relaxed as possible
...monster are you? This whole time I thought you were a real person...

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>>7587168
>he carefully crock s his head up-and-down, with a nervous expression across his face.

Yeah. Uh... That sounds really cool. The eyes?

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>>7587192
Oh, come on! There is nothing wrong with me! Have you SEEN my stats? Amazing, top-tier stuff. You don't get numbers like that from just anyone, y'know. I am the best solo player VRMMORPGs have ever seen, I got a sweet-ass coat and a whole arsenal of about a thousand different ways to kick ass. Haha, saying there's something wrong with me... ma...maybe there's something wrong with you! How's being asked that for a change?!

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>>7587168
Nah, the other one. 'She' and I use that term loosely is the one that speaks terrible french. I digress, not everything is cute.

>>7587202
And yet you have none of those traits.

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>>7587233
Within time, Ash! I'm only eighteen after all. Give me three years and I'll be the best example of what a man should be like!

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>>7587192
>he tries to contain his laughter.

I'd to jab another quick whiff or two at you. But, H-Hey it's just something to be pointed out, th-ther... there's no harm in honesty now is there?

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>>7587202
No no! You got it all wrong! Paula got that from a doctor! She wasn't made in a lab! She's totally real, you can see her right now!
>>7587205
>She looks at you confused for far too long. She then has an eureka moment, pounding her fist onto her hand.
Oh yeah! Eyes are my favorite part of the body! Part of the reason they're my favorite is that their the windows to your soul. Pretty cool and romantic!
>>7587233
Paula hasn't met another giant spider! Does she have a lot of eyes? Does she?

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>>7587192
Keh...Mona sometimes says the same about myself.

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Goodnight HG.

>>7587263
please ship with me yuno

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>>7587263
sweet dreams prince
>kissu

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>>7587263
Buh bye! Thanks for hosting the game I missed!

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>>7587263
GOODNIGHT, RAPEABLE CHILD. I'LL BE UNDER YOUR BED TONIGHT.

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>>7587202
Wanna make a bet? I'm pretty sure I can punt your tiny head right off your shoulders like a football.
>She pats the back of his neck playfully.

>>7587226
Oh my god, shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up. I don't *care* what your vroom RPG or something score is. What use is that in the real world?

>>7587243
There is harm in honesty if it can result in your back being broken in half.

>>7587258
Interesting. So, what kinda stuff is in those books?

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>>7587251
...
...
...
...
Oh...

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>>7587291
What you would expect for an alchemist: recipes, techniques, evil incantation spells, everything I could possibly ever need! Ah hah hee hah!

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>>7587263
Goodnight.
>>7587241
Suburu if you will be the best example then mankind is doomed.

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>>7587251
Yeah I guess so, but I wasn't ralkinf about your eyes. No. I was talking about the big googly eyes you have on your head.

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>>7587263
Yeah, yeah. G'night.

>>7587291
Woah, sensing some hostility there. Just a little. You uh.. you ain't on that time of the month, are ya? For your information, I do kendo outside of the game so I got lightning quick reflexes.

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>>7587291
You don't understand! My head, both of them actually, are really hard! You won't be doing any damage to it, but if you wanna make this a bet, then go right ahead!

>>7587306
Well I guess we're doomed, because nobody is a better example of mankind than me!

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>>7587298
Paula usually falls asleep when she takes those. Maybe Subaru has to as well.
>>7587307
Paula was talking about those too! And who says they're googly? She's using them to stare at you right now!

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>>7587251
Yes, and that's not even her worst trait. Don't you hate spiders?

>>7587241
I won't hold my breath, but if that's what you are hoping for then by all means. You should probably hit the weights though.

wtf are people actually rping in hg
lmao

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>>7587291
Ouch! Well I'd hate to break it to ya' hun, but I've been broken so many times that I've grown to tolerate it. Your threats don't scare me at all one bit.

>>7587331
if you can even call it that :^)

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>>7587325
No way! They just want to be loved like anything else! If Paula could get one of them to be her pet, she would! You don't find them cute when they crawl into your mouth when you're sleeping?

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>>7587303
Y'know, if I got my hands on those, I may actually be able to learn some of Raven's spells...

>>7587314
At least you have some skills outside, then. And no, you asshat, I'm not!

>>7587319
You asked for it.
>Jinx hopped back before taking a running start at Subaru. He didn't know that, when her hand touched his neck, she used subtle magic to weaken his spine as she swung her foot up. It collided with his chin as the skin and muscle of his neck tear like paper, his vertebrae immediately snapping apart as his head flies off.
Goooooooooaaaaaaaal!

>>7587336
Oh great, a tough guy. Trust me, I can hurt you a lot more than most people can.

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>>7587320
I'm not sure if I should wail or scr-- I mean, okaaay? We're genetically predisposed to stare at attractful faces but, like, sometimes... it's best to ease off from staring. You know what I mean? You wouldn't stare dead in the eyes of a chimp directly, you'd be asking for pasty messed up face.

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>>7587374
Okay, not perioding. Got that. Totally get that. You and me? Same page, right here.

>Kirito glanced away from the pink-haired girl for a few moments, bringing a few fingers on his lips as he quickly came to a thought. Being the unchallenged grand master of tact, he muttered something that was spoken a bit too loud. Whether or not that was intentional was only for him to know.

The other Jinx wouldn't have bitten my head off for that comment.

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>>7587355
Seek professional help...

Say something mean

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>>7587320
Pfft, nah! I dunno what it is, but it didn't make me tired at all! It's actually kinda funny that you have to take some of these. I knew you were crazy, but that this crazy. Still, sorry for taking one of your pills. I bet they're expensive as hell.

>>7587325
Weights aren't what I need. Basic calisthenics will give me what I need, and then some! I'm sure there's a website I could find that can walk me through gaining massive muscle without going to a gym.

>>7587374
Oi, wait a minute! I'm not ready ye-
>Subaru's head flies off his body upon impact with Jinx's incredibly powerful kick. His head lands a few feet away from his now headless body, which falls to the ground moments after his head hits the ground behind him

>>7587423
i hope your next ice cream falls on the ground

>>7587423
TND looooves giving rimjobs and getting covered in spic beaner scat while Mommy watches.

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>>7587374
I wouldn't dare hurt anyone with the ability to fight faster than the speed of human thought. Listen, we'll save all the punching for the Arena.

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>>7587423
You are more stupid than ausar. Now that takes talent.

>>7587423
You're a sad, pathetic husk of what was once a human being. Your choices in life have sent you down a spiral of misery, and now you're left without options, so you spend your time with other faceless people online who have let the same thing happen to them. You're bitter and alone, and you will die that way. Your parents lie awake some nights as they envision where you could have been today if you made better choices with your life. But you didn't, so you're hunched over looking at a monitor in the dark. It's bad for your eyes. Get some sleep.

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>>7587387
But I like staring so muuuuuuuuch! But okay!
>She takes off the eyes from her forehead, her hair cascading to the ground.
Psst! These ones are totally fake! Paula just like to think they are real.
>>7587410
Paula's one step ahead of you! She's going to see one of her doctors tomorrow! But even when she meets them, she will still find spiders cute!
>>7587434
Normal people do doubt Paula's insanity sometimes! And don't worry, I'm getting a refill by the end of the week. Paula can pay for them every time!

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Hey losers.

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>>7587434
Yeah yeah, just don't over do it like a certain roid head I know. That's a turn off for most.

>>7587468
You should sue your doctor for doing a terrible job. You realize no one shares your sentiment, right?

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>>7587457

>>7587487
>licks asshole
>ramsay

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>>7587400
I prefer to seethe. Let all the stupid crap people do build up before I give them a beatdown they deserve.

>>7587434
What? He asked for it.

>>7587450
That's a fair enough suggestion. I look forward to seeing you put your money where your mouth is.

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>>7587497
Fucking gross.
>puts your face in a blender

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>>7587423
I hope you all live long and prosperous lives and find love.

>>7587487
Where are your pants, young lady!? Do you realize that I can totally see your legs and undergarments and all that? Not that I mind, I'm grateful for the opportunity but you really oughta be more careful!

>>7587502
Ooh, vengeful and spiteful. I like it. I like it a lot. Be like a ticking time bomb that goes off before enacting sweet, sweet revenge.

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>>7587468
Sure..."paying". I'm picking up what you're putting down Paula, you naught girl~

>>7587487
I don't know who you are, but I'm definitely not a loser, loser. Why don't you go create a gang call the crazy 88s and do stupid stuff with other pale boats?

>>7587492
Is that fear I hear in your voice~? Ohoho, don't worry Ashy, I won't hurt you once I get big! I would never dream of breaking you in half!

>>7587502
>he respawn right before your eyes
I'd say something perverted about this, but I don't wanna die again, though this did feel oddly soft.

>>7587519
>He hands Subaru a shiny metal toy car

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>>7587468
Yes, but... what do you do for a living?
>>7587502
I look foward to seeing you on my fridge, holding the weight of all of my sweet-sweet victories.

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>>7587487
Why the uniform? A single shot could take you out.

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>>7587374
Raven? Since when do birds know alchemy?

And yes, I know: the mask. It's just for show.

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>>7587534
>he takes the shiny metal car
Uh...thanks, guy. I really wanted this...I think.

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>>7587519
Uh huh, ok it's not like I'm a world class fighter whose won tournaments or anything. By all means spend the next three years setting yourself up for failure and disappointment.

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>>7587487
Bye winner!
>>7587492
He's doing the best he can with a mess with me! And Paula doesn't see how that is a problem. She's just sticking up for the people creatures that no one likes. Just like her! It's been fun, Ash!
>>7587519
Paula is not sure what else she can be putting down.
>She reaches down and unties her boot. Taking it off, and pulling a 100 dollar bill from it.
Here! Since you may get messed up from the thingie you took from me!
>>7587542
Isn't it obvious? Paula fights for a living! You probably wouldn't think she's good at it!

This has been a great night but Paula needs to recharge badly. God night guys! The girls as well! Heck, everyone! ye bye!

>>7587564
I don't think someone like you would have the courage to fight but.... that's spirit, the fighting spiriting! Farewell Sylvie-Paula.

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>>7587564
Bon voyage, you crazy crazy girl~.

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>>7587553
Hehe, and it's not like I'm a man that doesn't know when to quit, even when faced with death. When you get right down to it, you CAN'T beat me! It's impossible!

>>7587564
N-No, I insist on you keeping your money. I'm not really a fan of boot money anyhow. I like crisp, clean money...Have a good nights rest, Paula-tan. Try taking some of those pills before coming back.

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>>7587512
That's right! Hit 'em when they least expect it!

>>7587519
Trust me, you're toeing right up to that line again.

>>7587542
You think I'm a slouch in the winning department? I've got more than enough victories under my belt too.

>>7587547
It's a name, genius. And of course it's for show. I would be a lot more worried if it wasn't.

>>7587550
>The man looks into his eyes, deeply concerned
When they come for this, just run. You know what to do after that.

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>>7587584
It's like you're speaking my language! Finally, someone who gets it! Someone who understands the important truth of "Revenge is a dish best served cold". You get it, you totally get it. So, any particularly sweet stories on that subject you wanna share with the rest of the class?

Post your favorite avafags

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>>7587584
Just a name? Really? That's somewhat boring.

Anyways, tell me what Raven does. Does he fight with ravens? Command them? Were his parents killed by a raven? Hee hee hah!

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>>7587584
Hahaha! Toeing! You're a genius, Jinx! Why don't you give up this evil thing and become a comedian instead? I think you'd be wonderful! I-It sure as hell beats getting abused!

>>7587601
>Subaru wouldn't be able to look more confused even if he tried
Uhm...who are you talking about? Why would anyone care about something like this? A-Am I going to end up dying because of you?

>>7587618
nerd_squirt.mp4 is my favourite.

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>>7587581
So if I can't permanently kill you, I guess I'll just have to trap you in a cozy padded cell where you belong. That'd suck for you wouldn't it?

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>>7587584
You're pretty well off enough to beat me. I Wasn't doubting you earlier, I know you could beat me. But that'd be wishful thinking on your end.

>>7587622
>He puts a finger to Subaru's lips and shushes him, before dissolving into the air

>>7587618
Okabe.
LF
KK
Junko
Rin
Jo
Adachi
Yosuke
Spike

>>7587618
Rinnu

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>>7587602
None immediately come to mind, but trust me, I'm letting a lot build up with some idiots here.

>>7587619
She's like, the devil's daughter or something. Either way, she's a constant thorn in my side. She uses stupid spells because she knows she wouldn't stand a chance hand-to-hand.

>>7587622
Woah there, stop the backpedaling. What's the matter? You were so confident just a few minutes ago.

>>7587636
Don't worry. I feel lucky about it.

>>7587641
Alive
Dead
Dead
Dead
Life support
Dead
Zombie
Dead
Dead

>>7587646
>>7587641
>>7587627
Now post your least favorite avafag

>>7587618
Parsee

>>7587618
garnet

>>7587648
I wish LF was dead.

>>7587641
I forgot my boy Yuno.

>>7587650
Kamina.

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>>7587628
You kidding me? That sounds great! It sounds like I'd be bunking with Paula-tan, and she's a riot!

>>7587639
Wh-what the hell kind of Saturday morning cartoonery is this?

>>7587641
>Numero uno on the list
It's meant to be this way because I'm objectively the best

>>7587650
My least favorite avatars are dead.

>>7587650
Parsee
Hoshi
Aussa
Janus
Ramsay

>>7587664
You are lucky

>>7587654
Bitching on discord isn't exactly alive.

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>>7587647
Spells? Well, now you've piqued my curiosity, hee hee hah hah! Tell me, where can I meet this "Raven"?

>>7587650
Parsee
Rinoa
Rika
Junko
Janus
Ramsay

>>7587666
I unironically like 3 of these and like to make fun of the other 2.

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>>7587650
No one. That's my answer.

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>>7587658
It's a win win non? You stay locked up forever and I finally don't have to put up with you! When do we start?

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>>7587618
Me, Myself, and I.

(In all honesty, in my time here, so far I've come to really enjoy Filthy Frank, Asgore, Plague Knight, and Reigen. I'm sure there's others but those are what immediately come to mind.)

>>7587647
Man, that's gonna be sweet. Yeah, I know what you mean. I've ran into some real "deserves to have a sword shoved so far down their throat it comes out the other end" people here. Just waiting in the lobby, hoping a game would start so I can just PK their asses. Now, I only hope I'm around to see the glorious retaliation you no doubt have prepared for these people.

>>7587650
Everyone else who isn't me.

(I honestly cannot say I dislike anyone here. Then again, I've scarcely interacted with people outside of the Games and again, haven't been around much to really "get to know" people beyond from what I see.)

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>>7587682
>>7587666
Love you to.

>>7587693
>Asgore
Rapeshark, I...

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>>7587693
I see I'm great enough to be listed twice.

>>7587698
>kissu

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>>7587698
Dont worry you're one of my favorites bae

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>>7587689
I'm good whenever you are, Ashy! Lock me up as soon as you can muster the energy to carry me to a padded cell with a PS4, flatscreen TV, and working internet!

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>>7587678
She comes here sometimes, but don't bother. She never cooperates. You'll be talking to a brick wall with an attitude.

>>7587693
Heh, now you're buttering me up a bit much. Don't think you won't be on the chopping block too. It's kill or be killed out here, buddy.

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>>7587708
But I enjoy the hate. Also, I wish that I invaded in that area more.
>>7587705
Stop that!

>>7587618
Garnet
TND
Shadow
DDD
Asgore
Raven
Luna
>>7587650
Don't really hate anyone, more like don't really care too much about.

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>>7587647
I'm always confident, but your kick really, really hurt. I may not be able to die, but I can still feel pain. It's not all that much fun when the same death happens over and over again too...n-not that dying's fun! It's just a tad bit better when it's not repeated!

>tfw not good, but not bad either

>>7587650
Stocking

>>7587736
Are you me?

>>7587650
Yosuke

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>>7587724
I assure you I'm used to brick walls with attitudes. I've dealt with them daily. It really makes you want to tear your hood out, hee hee hah!

>>7587745
kys Stocking

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>>7587618
>Kuga and Vert. I hate everyone else.

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>>7587693
(Who is this, if you don't mind me asking?)

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>>7587699
Rapeshark!? Oh God don't tell me Nibbles is here!? Ha..haha! Of course he's not here! Why would he be here!? Man, how they got away putting a monster like THAT into the game, I will never know.

(Heh, keep being you, smol goat.)

>>7587702
Yeah, great, but are you as great as The Black Swordsman Kirito? Hey, you're an alchemist, ain't ya? What's your skill level? Might be inclined to buy me some potions.

(And you too, best Knight)

>>7587724
Ooh, I knew I liked you. Hey, don't worry, I lived my life on the philosophy that you're the only person in this world you can honestly trust. It's why I'm a solo player. Don't believe in the whole "the power of love and friendship" bullshit. The real power comes from having bad-ass swords and the will to enact some brutal violence. Now, that's power.

>>7587618
Kamina, Souda, Raven, Dean, Seth, Asgore, Garnet, DDD, (in no particular order)

>>7587650
Red, Mii Swordfighter (with a passion), Janus

>>7587650
Yosuke.

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>>7587752
(Real talk, a lot of your posts were so dead on, I couldn't stop laughing. I especially love how you respond to entries going "HA PRANKED BRO". Good stuff.)

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>>7587751
O-oh...
>kills self

>>7587758
Were you the one that threw a hissy fit about Mii Swordfighter?

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>>7587719
Do I look like a charity case to you? Get your own stuff, better yet forget the cell. Why don't you just go back to to your room and I'll board up the door.

>>7587769
I wasn't that one guy.
Him stopping to host mid-game because nobody wad replying was just fucking shameful, and all the shitty fillers he spammed were terrible as well.

>>7587749
kys Yosuke

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>>7587763
(The Prank Frank actually isn't me, but I have written it off as been Frank's imposter back from the dead. I'm glad you like them regardless though. I honestly thought you were Shadow or Treat.)

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>>7587751
>>7587618
>Oh yeah, and add Suika to that as well

>>7587768
No. You know what you've done.

>>7587772
As long as you pay for the board then I'm fine with that! Let's go, Ash!
>Subaru starts walking off

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...Oh. Greeeeat. Someone tell me I didn't just walk into another one of Chris' harebrained reality series spino-
No, wait. Don't answer. I did, didn't I?

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>>7587782
>You know what you've done
Nani

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>>7587734
All you need to do is admit you're just as weak as ever and I'll back off for a while.

>>7587753
Doesn't mean I can't work with a team of morons to fall back on if something goes wrong. And with them, it goes wrong a lot.

>>7587785
>snicker

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>>7587785
I haven't ever heard of it, but there IS a competition.

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>>7587753
My skill level is none of your business. Regardless, you couldn't handle what I'd offer you. And I'm not paying your hospital bills!
>Also, I can't tell if you know or not, but I'm both Asgore and Plague Knight. That apparently you like both avatars, however, means I'm doing something right. Thank you very much.

>>7587785
You might have. I'm not sure what sorcery this place is based off, but I'm going to find out! Hee hee hah hah!

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>>7587782
>Ash follows from a distance
Sure thing, I'm wondering what sort of dump you live in anyway.

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>>7587794
Huh... So, first minute here, and I already got some Troll Doll-looking reject giggling at me like she's actually clever...

>>7587798
...a scrawny-looking dog who might as well be the next national embarrassment since Flava Flav...

>>7587799
..aaaand a weird, beak-wearin' creep. Yep, great. Better than Wawanakwa already.

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>>7587781
(Ooh, is that so? Well, good on you for catching on to that then. Nah, I'm neither of them though I did have a Shadow folder [to the surprise of no one] that basically went unused.)

>>7587785
Welcome to The Kirito Is Always Right Show. I am your host, Kirito, and I am here to take you on a magical journey full of idiots receiving their well deserved comeuppance. I like to think of it as charity work.

>>7587794
Ooh, man. I get what you mean. I used to have a guild. It was filled with NPCs, a moron who got us into debt with a mob and Sa....Sachi...

>TRIGGERED

SAAAAACHIIIIIIIII! SAACHI WHYYY! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN KEITA! HE WAS THE IDIOT WHO GOT US INTO THAT MESS INTO THE FIRST PLACE!

>>7587799
Hey, if you got potions that bring the hurt on other people, I assure you, I am more than good for it.

(Ahah, so it's you again! I guess it is so in that case)

>>7587811
I'm liking the bantz of this dude.

>>7587810
>Implying I wouldn't want Nintendo to work with PC as well

Consoles are what's killing the industry.

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>>7587785
I don't know what you're talking about. This place isn't insane at all.
W-Wait, are you that guy looking for the tiny car!?

>>7587791
You know what you did.

>>7587794
Whoa, hold on there! How can I be weak when I'm here talking to you right now? If I was weak I would've stayed dead!

>>7587802
Oh, don't worry about that. I clean it every week
>Subaru hops over a random spot, and then turn around to look at Ash
You'll find that it's to your liking!

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>>7587811
Oh, poor thing. You won't last a day here.

>>7587813
>Jinx's eyes widen as she backs away awkwardly.
You okay there? Need some time alone?

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>>7587811
H-hey, that's not cool man! I was just telling you where you were!

Sometimes I pretend she's you.....

Anyone interested in a default game right now?

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>>7587785
Greeeeat.

You've just walked into another reality-series, hoping it'd be better off then your own now.

The doors right behind you, just a thorough suggestion.

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>>7587856
Execute order HG

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>>7587813
Oh, gee, another "pretty boy"-lookin' dude who calls himself a host and seems a meter right up his own keister.

Well... I gotta hand it to ya, at least you got better fashion taste than Chris? I mean, really, cargo pants? I'd rather I wore Chef's bikini.

>>7587817
"Bantz"? Seriously? What, did I walk into a kindergarten school or something?

>>7587828
Dunno what tiny car you're talking about, dude. And yeah, this place isn't totally insane. At all. Must just be me and my brain telling me stupid stuff again, yeah, probably.

>>7587829
...So I /have/ to dress like a Hot Topic reject? Bummer.

>>7587832
Oh. Yeah, thanks, I guess. Now go back to digging a hole in the yard or something.

>>7587857
Nah. I think I'll actually stick around this one; beats having to hang out with Owen and cologne all my clothes.