Rin-chan...it's just the two of us...
>>7588029
Ah. I survived the beginning.
That's always a treat.
>>7588029
Working as a team, will just make it seem, that winning this game, isn't just a fever dream! This time, I'm gonna redeem!
>>7588029
Well that's a bummer.....
>>7588046 (Noah)
Maybe I don't need friends. Maybe enemies are a lot funner.
>>7588022 (Kirito)
Depends. Do you want to know about the contents or the defenses?
>>7588029
Erm...does anyone know the whereabouts of that ice alchemist from earlier? She may find this useful.
>>7588029
So long, losers. See ya when I step over your dead bodies.
>>7588056
...Ohhh. You're THAT kind of chick, aren't ya? Well, ain't this gonna be fun.
>>7588059
...Oh, cool. Actual, non-radioactive edible fruit. DEFINITELY not on Wawanakwa this time.
>>7588046
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone you'll like!
>>7588059
Thanks Ainz, you must be one of the fans! Thanks for fixing my hands! Now I can finish my plans!
>>7588046 (Noah)
As can I, Sir Holier-Than-Thou. My armor has not affected my breathing.
>>7588059
It seems some thieves have taken off with my cube. I'll not be discouraged!
(Huh. Couldn't connect to the captcha for awhile there.)
>>7588029
>walking past the gathered contestants, Kirito spied with his little a discard canteen. Kneeling down to inspect it, he noted that it was a little heavier than it should have been. The boy brought the canteen up to his ear and gave it a few shakes, surprised to hear the tell-tale sloshing of water.
Huh. A filled canteen. Just what every adventurer needs. I already have one because I'm not an idiot, but it never hurts to have something I can use to throw at someone.
>>7588057
Depends. What hurts more?
>>7588059
>Fight time! The Black Swordsman drew his blades and was successful in repelling the attack! Or was he the one who attacked? He was no ganker but with an attitude and a drive to win like his, who's to know?
C'mere, you two! I'm not stabbing yet! Hey, good job there Kosaku. You actually held your own. I appreciate you not making me have to carry you.
>>7588059
Alright, the backpack was worthless, but maybe some fruit's up here. That branch looks sturdy enough, just gotta... crap!
>>7588062
Don't call me chick. It's not comfortable hearing that from someone who's puberty was selective.
>>7588059
>"Wh-What the hell was that? Did I just explode? This guy is incredibly bad news, It'd be for my best interests to avoid him at all costs next time around, to secure my peaceful after life."
>>7588072
I like you all already.
...It counts if I like laughing at you dweebs, right? It's still technically a "like".
>>7588073
Well, if it didn't affect your social life either, I must be the only sane dude in this place.
>>7588082
And I don't wanna hear that from someone who's skin-melanin distribution was selective either.
>>7588086
...What was THAT sound?
>He shrugged.
Eh. Must be somethin' irrelevant.
>>7588023
Weeell. Like I've said for the third-time -- the door's right behind you. Waiting for you wave your white-flag and you outside of it.
>>7588095
Okay, so, seeing as I'm the one most likely one to win here, I'm going to go ahead and sleep first. That okay with you guys? Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. Wake me up if anything happens or if there's sandwiches.
>>7588096
I don't mind my skin. I wear it well. You wouldn't know anything about that.
>>7588095
Thanks Tenshi, thanks for not killing me! We can end this peacefully! I'm no harm to you, can't you see?
>>7588096
I wouldn't call it a like.... But at least you have insulted my music tastes or STOLE my music.
>>7588081
...That is a very good question.
>>7588096
Does the townspeople always throwing rocks at me or fleeing count as affecting my social life?
>>7588108
(haven't*)
>>7588086
>>7588117
Wow Rubrick, looks like you missed your next prick! But you got that girl who was quick, so it at all bad, slick.
>>7588117
She isn't moving so fast anymore.
>>7588109
I'll go ahead and let you figure that one out. I'm sure the answer will be very very interesting.
>>7588117
What... what is this? You do realize I already have TWO swords, right? Do you know how many people would kill just for ONE sword? Quite a lot actually. More than you'd think. And then you got me, one of the few players who can actually dual wield. They're not ordinary swords, either! They're some of the biggest and baddest ass swords you can get around here! And you're going to give me a hatchet? I mean, I really appreciate being handed weapons of violent murder but c'mon, do a little research on me, would you? It'd flatter me.
>>7588095
Gather around, you bores. Lemme tell ya about this one story... about an Escaped Psycho With a Chainsaw... AND A HOOK!
>In one swift motion, Noah had his hand raised high up above... and with it, the glint of a jagged steel hook!
HAHAHA! Hah... Hey, it was better when I saw it on TV, shut up.
>>7588102
Well, let me do something real quick.
>Noah imitated the sound of a creaking door, and finally the click of a doorknob.
There. Door shut. Simple, wasn't it?
>>7588106
Yeah, I don't. Come to think of it, I don't think I WANT to either. Don't tell me.
>>7588108
Why would I take music advice from a dog now? No, no a dog wearing THAT beanie? If I can't trust your clothing sense, I can't trust your tunes too, can't I?
>>7588109
...Huh. So I'm NOT the only sane person here...
>>7588117
Tch. If only I had a match. Hah, now THAT would be a lot of firewood...
Bye, everyone!
You're all fucking dead!
>>7588130
Are you cursed to talk in rhymes? If so, I could probably find a spell that lifts it.
>>7588138
Not even my sorceries could stop the forces of nature.
>>7588138
What the- why is there a HURRICANE IN THE MIDDLE O-
>>7588138
Oh fuck would you just look at that!
>Kirito stood amazed at the sheer power at the sudden hurricane. Before he could appreciate the death and destruction, the instinct to survive and be the best kicked in and drove him to seek shelter. There, he waited things out, silently wishing he could see what was going on.
>>7588135
Great. You've forgot to step out of it.
And then there were six.
>hoshi will never dribble to your avatar
Thank jesus.
>>7588135
And here I thought you were some know-it-all. Looks like you're actually pretty comfortable with willful ignorance.
>>7588135
Hey! Maybe I should just insult your clothing! See how you like it!
Uh... Y-you're shirt is too red! And your pants are too.... What color is that exactly?
>>7588138
I'm no loon, but that was one heck of a typhoon! That was just insane, inside that hurricane! It hurts my brain, but at least I wasn't maimed!
>>7588147
No, it just helps me stay focused in the game.
You'd understand it if you lived in my world.
>>7588161
Ash, why you gotta smash? You didn't need to be so brash! Don't lash out! Well, I guess I'm out, I think I'm gonna shout, cause you know what I'm all about!
>>7588161
Okay, this is going to be quick! It's just a rapping dog and some nobody pretty boy. Peace of cake! Get in, do the damage, and get out, no biggie!
>Though he went into the fight with all the self assured confidence that only he could muster, he underestimated the contender for the King of Fighters. One false move and he was face down into the ground, a few parts of his body singed with Ash's fire. Though he twitched every now and then, it was just the body expelling the last of its life before it exploded in a dazzling display of shards.
>GAME OVER
And the feast brings us from six to four.
>>7588182
...
>Type everything up.
>Somehow keypress to close out the window.
>Hah hah weehee.
>>7588117
The greatest gift of all! Hee hee hah!
>>7588132
I can tell you that beyond all the deadly spikes and bottomless pits, there's a world of sorcery and alchemy!
>>7588135
Getting run out of town doesn't mean you're sane, it just means everyone hates you. What did you do?
>>7588154
Huh. You squid-people - wait, no, you look more like an octopus. That doesn't explain the stupid name... - must speak some kind of different language. Since I like looking after stupid people so much, I'll spell it out for ya.
"Iiiiii". "Aaaaam". "Nooooot". "Leavin'".
>>7588166
Nah, I just stuff my brain with actually-relevant and useful knowledge. Why, jealous much?
>>7588176
They're camo-green. I mean, I'd call you an idiot but dogs see colors differently than humans do, so I guess that explains your inability to see that...
>>7588182
...Speaking of which, look at this. It's like seeing an ACTUAL dog chase its own tail. Hilarious.
>>7588186
What did I do to be sane? Nothing actually... somehow, even after being put through three seasons of stuff that would make anyone else snap, I still got through... Guess that means I'm just super-smart, eh?
When is that one Game that Hoshi is hosting with the teams starting?
>>7588199
It's over.
Holy anticlimax, Batman!
>>7588197
Well, that one isn't a stereotype at least.
I can still smell and hear better than you you know.
Actually, that might explain why I hate wearing headphones...
>>7588186
Huh. Sounds like ALO. Man that game was kinda.. not great. I mean the flying was cool but the class and race system was the worst one I've ever seen!
>>7588204
FUCK.
Who won it?
>>7588208
Thanks for hosting, and congrats Ash!
Congrats to Ash.
Thanks for playing.
>>7588225
Wooo. Congrats, lady... or are you a dude? Eh, doesn't matter. I'm haaappy for you anyway.
>The Indian claps a slow clap.
>>7588225
Congrats to the bastard who beat m-OH MY GOD HE'S GLITCHING GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT SPREADS
ME FIRST, THEN THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
>Kirito has fled!
>>7588229
(And thank you for hosting! I think this is the best I've done so far actually.
That's about it for me. Good night, HG)
>>7588217
I mean as in it will never happen.
>>7588197
You still endured three seasons for whatever it was. Does that mean you're really sane? Hee hee hah!
>>7588214
...And you've lost me. I've no idea what an ALO is.
>>7588225
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7588229
I suppose thank you.
It is quite late and I'm completely fatigued. Goodbye! Ah hah hah hah!
>>7588208
>>7588225
>>7588229
Congrats to Ash, he won the game with his flames! There's no one to blame, he just wasn't lame!
This is an entry post!
I think I fixed the tributes in certain fatal events not dying bug.
First however many enter within 5 minutes!
>>7588233
>It's a "Hoshi cancelled another game" episode
>>7588242
Orihara Izaya
>>7588242
Raidriar
>>7588242
Parappa the Rapper
>>7588242
Jasper
>Female
>>7588242
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7588242
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7588242
Sailor Saturn
>>7588244
something something gathering of couples is adjourned
>>7588242
Jigoku no Fubuki
>>7588242
Sleepy Plague Knight
>>7588242
Mercury Black
>>7588197
Ugh....bru- ush your teeth for once in a a while would you?
Thankfully I've got an unbridled 6th-sense for detecting unwelcomed morons like you walking in; I'll do you a favor and help you out:
>He extends his tentacle towards the door.
>>7588242
Kaito-kun!
Well, that was amusing. I'll see you nerds around; if you're lucky, maybe my genius and sanity will rub off on you next time I come around.
>>7588239
Yeah. Sane. Because compared to how the other saps turned out... I'd say I came out pretty normal. Anyways, ciao, crow-dude.
>>7588232
(Likewise. See ya guys. Great fun for a first-time game.)
>>7588242
Mari Ohara
>>7588242
Lord Beerus
>>7588242
Araragi
>>7588242
Kenshiro
>>7588242
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7588242
Yoshikage Kira
>>7588242
Fairy Leviathan
>>7588242
Rikka Takanashi
>>7588242
Ken-oh the Conquorer
>>7588242
Crashman
>>7588242
Filia
>>7588242
Kaptin Bluddflagg
>>7588242
BERSERKER
>>7588242
The Mothafuckin Black Baron
>>7588242
A Pimp Named Slickback
>>7588275
>tfw Beerus will never not be filler
>>7588242
Akatsuki
>>7588242
Shiggy Diggy Yabadabadoo
Here we go!
Cutoff was here! Any tributes after Crashman didn't make it
>>7588286
>>7588242
Spoopy Ghost
>>7588242
Tiny snek
>>7588298
soon™
>>7588309
>responds because fuck you
>>7588310
You're welcome for the fire by the way.
>>7588317
>>7588310
Slide 2!
>>7588310
I-I'm not scared see? There's nothing here that's scary!
I might be a little weary, but that's because I need my dairy!
>>7588336
I did even worse! I was nowhere near first!
Why'd you have to go and make a boom? Did you really need to cut a wound? You must love to create some doom!
>>7588310
>>7588336
Slide 3
>>7588311
GHO-OST BLOWJOB
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
>>7588242
>Look away to shower because dead hours
FUCK
>>7588350
Slide 4
Two will protect you
The rest will try to kill you
Choose wisely
>>7588365
Slide 5!
>>7588364
Just pick one of the remaining ones and pretend it's your entry! Cheer em on!
>>7588364
>anyone except Hikki
>>7588365
what simulator is this?
>>7588371
Do one with HG avas and I'll choose.
>>7588371
Lamal and erioire
>>7588386
He made his own in C#
>>7588381
That wasnt a hard choice you know Leviathan?
>>7588381
Slide 6!
>>7588386
My own. Alpha Version 1.1. No feast, no arena, no bloodbath, no difference between day and night, no roster, no placements. Those are all coming in future versions.
>>7588389
Give me a list of 20 avatars and I will do it
1 avatar per avafag please
>>7588396
Slide 7.
>>7588396
Maybe next time.
>>7588412
Slide 8
Oh, and I'll see about getting the event order randomized as well. Right now it starts with fatal events on top.
>>7588402
Hoshi
Junko
Adachi
Seth
Jude
Red
Sophisto
Baron
Raven
Sunset
Garnet
Wiggins
TND
Shadow
Stocking
Knuckles
Asgore
Jasper
Fumi
Bolin
Sup
>>7588428
Slide 9
>>7588434
Morning.
>>7588430
Noted.
It will be done
>>7588440
Slide 10
>>7588444
Didn't know I found the Dragon Balls, but thanks Eternal Dragon.
>>7588441
How is it going?
>>7588450
Slide 11
Sim tends to get pretty peaceful later in the game, since it's basically rolling for one tribute to die over and over, and it's only a 25% chance.
>>7588461
I'm tired, and a little bored. How about you?
>>7588464
Slide 12
>>7588430
>tfw wasn't listed
>>7588469
I am fine, but want to sleep more.
>>7588477
Slide 13
>>7588491
Slide 14, winner next!
>>7588488
Then go to sleep.
>>7588503
Let our final battle commence.
>>7588503
>>7588518
Congratulations Jasper!
>>7588525
>>7588518
Congratulations Jasper!
No placements yet, that's it! Thanks for playing.
>>7588530
>Shimakaze thanks the host in his sleep
Post dick and guess avatar
>>7588534
>his
>>7588534
>elbow drops the Shimakaze
>>7588545
Kamina wants it to be a trap
Who was the host? Wiggins?
>>7588558
>>7588572
Yes
>>7588560
Not me you kike
Evaluate this +1
>>7588583
Nvm I just remembered I entered earlier
I'm fucking off back to luigi's mansion
>>7588545
>dies
>>7588590
I love you.
>>7588603
Fuck you
>>7588619
F-Fuck you
>tfw HG is starting to become boring and you wish you could go to a different RP community but there are no good ones
What do?
>>7588666
Go back to where ye cameth from, Satan.
>>7588666
Go to /erp/ and start the terraforming
We will make it a habitable place, once HGs resources are depleted
>>7588681
we'll colonize /trash/
>>7588683
>>7588686
WE ARE THE /trash/ SENATE
>>7588689
Reminds me when anons were trying to compare Star Wars characters with Avafags.
>>7588694
Hoshi is Jarjar binks: shitty comic releaf but secretly a sith lord
>>7588694
>when you accidentally get into a series
>sleeps
>>7588730
Which one?
>>7588736
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Unironically.
>>7588746
This is a good thing.
>>7588746
Is that a Jojo reference?
>>7588260
>tfw you make plans to fap to something awesome you just came up with once you get studying
>finally finish studying and forget what it was
suffering
>>7588761
...Did you happen to be thinking about jerking it to my younger sister? Anon, are we gonna have some problems? Am I going to have to kick your ass?
>>7588767
Probably not, but how does she look like and what's her name?
Asking for a friend.
>>7588746
Welcome to the club, pal.
>>7588770
...Fubuki, Fubuki is my sister. You know, the person you linked too?
>>7588774
I linked to someone?-
Oh... That's just a coincidence, I swear.
>>7588778
Tch, Whatever. keep my sister out of your lecherous thoughts, or you won't live to regret it.
>>7588787
Yeah sure, alright.
Hey, is she not wearing a bra?
>>7588807
I'm not answering that! Just shut up and go do your thing, Jesus.
>>7588771
ill join
>>7588689
I AM THE SENATE
>>7588814
She's not obviously
>>7588835
Alright, now you're just doing this to piss me off, aren't you?
>>7588842
Not really. Just stating the obvious, you don't wear panties so...
Time for bed. Goodnight HG
>>7588864
nighto
>>7588864
>6:34 AM
Mah nigga.
>>7588867
He's probably a NEET soooo..
>>7588871
I worked all nigh and go back in for another 12 hours in 7 hours
I need sleep
>tries for quints again
>>7588882
>>7588882
Quints
Quints bby
Nope
>>7588877
sleep
>>7588896
>pots
>>7588853
I'm not even going to humor that. Go eat a dick.
>>7588877
>>7588883
>
>>7588886
Bitchin
Rin...please plow my ass with your horsecock...
>>7588972
>shoots ropes
>>7588976
RIN-CHAN??!?
>Hoshi
>r o p e s
There's sunrise, sunset, and then there's the day that I die, all the rest is a prison or else it's a lie.
>>7589092
The source of that line is way too goofily-named for something as philosophical-sounding as that.
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?
>>7589120
What's that old saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover"
>>7589135
At least I'll be gone from where I am right now
>>7589135
Sometimes, you just have to get away.
>>7589143
I'm just saying, kinda weird.
>>7589164
I didn't meant to be condescending. But yeah I guess. He's one of my favorite writers and musicians
Wow, is it really this desolate here now?
>>7589370
>gives you the succ
>>7589383
Anon, perhaps we should save that for somewhere more private.
>10 posts per hour
>>7589424
Everyone's getting fucked by Rin's huge cock.
Ngw
>>7589579
Get stuff'd by Rin's enormous horsecock.
>>7589555
Now.
First 24.
>>7589579
Instant heart attack
This place is more barren than my wallet, stomach, and heart.
>>7589595
The Purple Republic
>>7589595
Cirno
Need 22 more.
>>7589608
Komachi
>>7589595
Ice crem
>>7589595
Mysterious Heroine X Alter
Somebody wake Kamina up.
>>7589595
Itou Kaiji
>>7589595
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7589595
Edge Fencer
>>7589595
Hoshiguma Yuugi
>>7589595
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7589595
Two Sir-Nos
12 more. Touhou is not allowed from this point forward.
>>7589628
end this meme
or else...
>>7589652
Thank you
>>7589595
Tiamat
>>7589626
>male
>>7589595
Sliver Queen
>>7589595
Gyro Zeppeli
>>7589595
Lord Beerus
>>7589595
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>7589619
>F-For what?
>>7589656
Why are you posting my dragonfu
>>7589595
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>7589664
konichuwa, kamina
>>7589595
Literally me
>>7589669
>O-Ohayou gozeimas
>>7589664
Needed you to post all your avas because shit's dead, yo.
>>7589595
Ray
>>7589666
Don't call our mother your dragonfu.
>>7589654
How hung are you?
>>7589595
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>7589676
>O-Okay
>Feel free to give them up for any late goyim
>>7589595
Little Weasel
>>7589595
Kaito-Kun!
>>7589680
My mom is my dragonfu
>>7589666
Don't talk about my fucking mom like that
>>7589698
wow rude
Anyone wants to nigger one of Kamina's spots? You got 3 minutes.
>>7589595
Crashman
>>7589704
Let's start
>>7589652
Hecatia Lapislazuli
>>7589704
Ready, I guess.
>>7589595
Beruka
We begin. Crashman in, the crimson autist out .I think this is the Fat Camp code.
>>7589717
kys
>>7589746
>>7589746
Rin is looking for a potential mate that can handle his huge member.
Is that guy even an icecream? How does icecream get a sunburn anyway?
>>7589750
Why are you flailing your arms around? Are you trying to fly?
>>7589746
>>7589764
If you flail your arms like that you can run faster, didn't you know?
And what's up with that name? I don't look like a muffin at all!
>>7589764
Uhm, Emiya.. What kind of exercises? Are you seriously going to cheat on your wife with a nigger?
Speaking of niggers, Eila has some KFC under her bed she doesn't wnat to share with anyone. How rude.
>That Shimikaze event
>>7589774
You are as cute as a muffin. I bet you taste great if I sprinkle your head with chocolate flakes.
>>7589778
But muffins are usually pretty dry and wrinkly, like old hags.
And if I ever see you coming near me with chocolate flakes, I'll snap your fingers one by one
>>7589778
Touhou on Touhou violence. This pleases me greatly.
Someone should fire the camp medical staff. This is the second time someone got even more sick after a visit.
Yeah..you look THINNER than Rin alright. Who can possibly beat a horsecock anyway?
>>7589788
Rude. No wonder your evil clone took your candy.
>>7589797
After spending all day yesterday stealing that candy... just gone like that.
Life is unfair sometimes
>>7589800
THeres a noose this way---->
who is this host so I can hunt them down for going along with the hung meme?
>>7589797
''And she burns burns burns in a burning ring of fiiiiiiire''
Poor Yuugi. It seems even the counsellor cannot hide his disgust for touhou.
>>7589800
>Points and laughs
>>7589804
But I don't see anything there
>>7589807
me tbhwyfam
>>7589812
Exactly, there is no escape from the prison we call life.
>>7589810
To be fair, I don't like most kinds of people.
>>7589817
But I don't want to die.
I just want my candy back
>>7589810
Jesus christ, Emiya. Don't you have any self control?
>>7589807
>kissu
>I have missed the past five games
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7589825
What are we looking for?
>>7589823
>Feeling the sweet release of death
>Getting your candy back
What's the difference?
>>7589825
That ice cream cone has some sick ass moves.
Someone give the poor girl a hug. Being surrounded by degenerates and fat slobs must be hard on her mind.
Cirno is so hungry she eats herself. We shall never know if she DOES taste like muffins.
>>7589838
Well, candy comes in all sorts of flavours!
>>7589838
None
>>7589844
>>7589845
And death can come in many different ways.
>>7589857
Yeah, but death doesn't taste like chocolate, now does it?
F Rin, He will be missed.
Ofcourse Komachi is not a virgin, ook at her, the slut.
Not one but two people are so shit as macaroni, it annoys the other tributes
>>7589834
Tell me why you are on discord and I'll ping you :ok_hand:
>>7589838
We are going too deep, Anon. Retreat, retreat!
>>7589861
But it feels so great to have eternal rest.
>>7589868
If you want to die so badly, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>7589865
The ice cream means business. He stabs another tribute with a tree branch...and he doesn't even have arms!
...Does he?
F Saber. Somewhere in the world, many men are crying over her loss.
Uhh.Komachi? Emiya? Does that thing even HAVE hands?
>>7589865
Did Rin's horsecock survive?
>>7589884
Holy shit, somebody stop this ice cold killer!
Get it? Ice cold? Killer?
....I'll see myself out
>>7589886
Humans don't tend to live that long, you'll get there
>>7589884
Occasionally.
>>7589897
But I'm not human. I'm a attackcopter. How dare you assume my species.
Winner next slide! If you want me to kill myself, now's the time to say it.
>>7589886
O-oh. It was nice knowing you, whoever you are.
Sssssssssh. No tears, only dreams now.
>>7589890
Ask him yourself, I'm just trying to entertain you people.
>>7589903
You're a loser, that I know for sure.
>>7589910
You're oppressing me now. I'm getting triggered.
>>7589913
Does it look like I care?
And we have a winner, folks.
>>7589920
>>7589913
Shut up, both of you or get a room.
>>7589865
Someone that would probably result in instant shitposting if I did.
>>7589913
>>7589920
>Tfw people don't respect you because they don't understand your species
>>7589929
I'd rather just stay in my igloo, I can't really live elsewhere, you know?
>>7589933
You're not me, I have no reason to respect anyone that isn't as equally amazing as me.
>>7589929
>>7589920
Now I'm really getting triggered now guys. I would stop here if I were you.
WInScreen
>>7589939
>>7589944
Both of you get an igloo on the north pole, you degenerates.
>tfw your dick gives people PTSD
Placements.
Can someone with an actually good code host now?
>>7589929
Shouldn't have been sleeping so close to me.
>>7589949
Thanks.
>>7589949
I'm not letting a helicopter inside my igloo, he would trash the place
>>7589953
>Thanks a bunch for hosting, mate
>>7589953
Thanks for hosting.
>>7589951
Who would win in a contest:
- Rin's dick
- Izaya's dick
>>7589978
I'm pretty hungry as well, get me something too
>>7589968
Hoshi's
>>7589962
You continue mocking me. How dare you oppress me.
>>7589988
I'm not afraid of anything!
>>7589988
Anon calm down. Calm down bro, no one thinks your insane. Alright.
>>7589987
BECAUSE IT'S WITH YOU(R DICK)
>>7589968
Nobody's
>>7589993
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UNEARTHLY FORCE YOUR'RE MESSING WITH!!!!
>>7590013
Well, I do know it's much weaker than I am.
I'm the strongest after all, nobody can beat me.
>>7590013
>Triggered level, 7000
Great Scott. We have to stop now. If his triggered levels reach over 9000, the world is doomed.
>>7589968
Runs dude, you seen that shit? It's like Godzilla.
>>7590021
CEASE
>>7590021
Is it as massive as Hoshi's sex life?
>>7590018
GO AHEAD, KEEP THE INSULTS COMMING. IM JUST GONNA KEEO GAINING POWER!!
>>7590034
But it's getting boring
Hosting a new game of HG. But it's a vanilla edition.
>>7590028
Horry shit, itz Godzirra!
>>7590029
I dunno man, are we considering real pussy or e-pussy?
>>7590058
Both
Post Jesus Cirno
>>7590053
Aww hell yeah! A game fit just for me!
>tfw you weren't born a gook
>>7590053
Day 1
It begins
>>7590061
Then the totals still probably zero on both accounts.
>>7590075
Day 1 continued
Is it consider Being a weeb if you learn Japanese for business?
>>7590076
But what about the dicks?
>>7590075
Betting on Bill
>>7590081
>>7590084
>Hoshi is Bi
I kinda so that coming.
>>7590091
Day 1 ends
>>7590084
1
He got Junkos.
>>7590082
Nope.