ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite ghost? Inf

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>>7565285
me

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>>7565285
>Still KOed

>>7565285
the lewd banette

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>>7565001
>Stares down the tree

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>>7565293
>Same

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>>7565300
Cease.

>>7565285
Yes.

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>>7565255
Sweet! Uh, thanks for having me.
>Get eats.

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>alcohol wearing off a bit....

>>7565285
.......
I like Banette.

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>>7565300
>Pained "fug u"
>>7565310
>Would hug or something but KOed

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>>7565356
>The jelly likes hugs
>Astral projection hug is a go

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>Evens everyone gets a Max Revive.
>Odds everyone posting in thread gets a gun with one bullet in it.

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>>7565381
........... okay.

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>>7565327
s-sure, but how did she met you?, and how old are you?
and you didn't do anything wierd with her right?
>overprotective mom mode activated

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>>7565366
>Astral project hug.
>>7565381
>Get bonked with gun.
>Stow it inside self.

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>>7565381
Uh.

>...What kind of gun...?

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>>7565381
thanks sis
i guess

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>>7565397
Uh, internet. I'm like... twenty in human years I think? Nah, dude. I'm not that kind of guy.
That shit's weird.
>Eat munchies.
>>7565381
>Why does this taste so metal?

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>>7565381
>gun appears on table...

oh....

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>>7565420
Revolver ya dingus.

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>>7565381
>Unload
>Put it with the rest.

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>>7565433
>Brionne examines revolver
>Can't fire gun
>Flipper won't fit inside trigger guard

...What is this? And why do I suddenly have it?

>>7565428
>pulls trigger

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>>7565428
okay since it isn't anything like you weren't dating her on the internet right?
if not why did she come here, did she ask you anything?

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>>7565381
... what is this.

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"What's the matter with airplane food, stewar..."
>gun poofs right in my lap
"You saw nothing and neither did I"

>>7565381

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>>7565470
Uh, noooooooo. Again, not after kids.
Uh, she said... You're pretty cool? I like cool people and I figured adding a new cool person to my laundry list of cool friends would be...
Cool.

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>>7565433
.....
>rolls for russian roulette
>1 anf 7 shots self in head

AAAA
>click

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>>7565381
>Looking down the barrel.
>Roll to accidentally pull the trigger.

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>>7565381
>A handgun suddenly appears, dropping onto the floor between Faith and Crazy-Cosplay Buddy.

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>>7565433
>>7565381
>shoots self with the smaller bullets so he can build up a resistance to larger bullets

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>>7565509
okay sorry for asking those question, it's just that my daughter is everything for me, so you like to meet cool people? i'm not sure if i'm that cool
>blushing

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>>7565381
>stares at Prim's body, growing colder by the second
>stares at the gun
We had some good times didn't we.

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>>7565514
......
damn....

>to scared to roll again
>puts gun back down on the table.
>....
>flicks on the tv

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>>7565381
neat
>roll for russian roulette
>5 is a kill

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>>7565539
>somehow mannaged to miss shooting gimself in the gut
.......
>leaves before anyone can say anything

>>7565568
how

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>>7565567
..............

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WHY IS THERE A FIREARM IN MY SHIP

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>>7565595
>he laughs
what i have good luck
you wanna try

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>>7565616
........................if I die I'll come back. You won't. Do be more careful.

>sneaking on the frigate
>now have a gun
>how do i use this thing???

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>>7565662
you know id take a bullet for you dude
>poke
sorry ill be more careful

>>7565666
>Expertly spins the barrel and twirls it around
>Oh so that's how it works, neat! pew pew i'm a cowboy now.

>>7565555
How long did you know them for?

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>Stow gun(s) away for an emergency.

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>>7565741
>gives gun to Colress

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>>7565553
Hey you're pretty cool by me.
>Flirt check.
>Boop her nose.
>Odds hes gonna fuckin' jab her in the face and look like a moron.

>>7565712
I've had Prim for nearly 10 years now.
>spins barrel and sticks to head
>pulls trigger

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>>7565763
Thank you.
I'm going to be collecting any others that have shown up on the ship.

>>7565777
Congrats, you didn't die but now you have irreparable brain damage.

>>7565777
>FAILTRIPS

>>7565777
>Tripfail
...
Would Prim want you to do that?
You might be able to save them.

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>Wake up.
>Go sulk in a cave or something and hope Bones doesn't see.

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>>7565697
I know but....
>Attempt to keep stern unamused appearance
>... give in an poke him back
The crew wishes to stream a game of Truth or Dare, are you up for it?

>>7565824
>Rolling for alarm system activation

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>>7565769
>takes jab in the face
>tries to stay calm
you have to be more careful, that hurt a bit, but not much
>tries to stay
>evens: it wasn't that serious
>evens:starts bleeding

>>7565859
>2sneaky4cans

>>7565868
*>odds:starts bleeding

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>>7565777
*bang*
>...It was a rubber bullet, now all you have is a hole in your heart and a splitting headache
>What sort of cruel joke is this
>>7565799
>Rubbing your head, a thin trail of blood running down it
Probably not, but how can I save him? That fucking monster *gesturing to the flying spaghetti monster crumpled up against the wall* killed him.

>>7565882
He's still breathing, albeit weakly.
Maybe...Just maybe, he has a chance.
Give him a chance. Please.
Get a potion, or cart him to the pokecenter. Stop moping around when he needs you.

>>7565882
give him the succ of life.
you might get the poison out.

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>>7565882
>Nihilego manages to pull off a very rude gesture it saw someone on the frigate use
>Yeah that Primarina is 100% dead from dem toxins
>N is probably going to start worrying about his Nihilego soon

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>>7565868
Oh fuck, goddamnit. I'm sorry.
>Covers face and sighs.

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>>7565859
>>7565876
>Cave moping is a go.

>>7565927
Oh you know what fuck regulation, you've done pissed me off
Sylveon use Psyshock
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Nihilego: 308-364 (85.7 - 101.3%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO

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>>7565983
>Missed
>Nihilego weakly crawls across the ground and opens a UB portal to N's room
>Evens it closes behind it, odds it remains open for a while

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>>7566013
>Breaks down
Wait what the fuck am I doing, I'm not like this. Prim wouldn't want this

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>>7565882
...

Hold up
Let me see that Primarina...

>Evens: Chuckles doesn't recognise him
>Odds: Prim is Chuckles's cousin
>Dubs Odds: Prim is Chuckles's brother

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>Hide in bedroom and hug Dusty.

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>>7566027
>an ultraspace portal opens in the bedroom
>Buzzwoles hand pops through and flips off Dustbro
>hand retreats and portal closes

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>>7565941
no problem, it was just an accident, i know you didn't want to hurt me.
bud do mind your words sir, we have a child here
>drapion tries to comfort golisopod

>>7566013
>Nihilego opens a second portal
>Evens med bay
>Odds box fort

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>>7566086
>Unfortunately, all of the medbay's usual residents are in the boxfort waiting for truth or dare

>>7566020
What would he want?

I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE BANETTE

>>7566013
>stare curiously at the strange portal
>>7566201
I don't entirely know but not killing

>>7566020
>Rolling for otherworldly intervention

>evens: A feminine voice whispers in Pornposter's ears telling him that he has literally one shot to save Prim's life

>odds: Prim's final words start ringing in Pornposter's ears and will slowly get louder over time until he either goes deaf or offs himself

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>>7566219
Stop.

Also I'm fairly certain that is impossible anyways.

>>7566235
HES ALONE
i AM COMING FOR HIM

>>7566294
HE WILL BARE MY SPAWN

TO THE WORLD

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I am Tree

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>>7566228
>>7566020
What would he want, dearest?
>A blue light fills the room
I imagine... he would want you to save him.

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>>7566310
>A logger walks up
I hate my job.
>Sighs, and revs up a chainsaw
>Vrrrrrr

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>>7566311
Arceus fucking mew a ghost, my heart
>roll to calm down

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>>7566309
>>7566294
Stay away from my camp.

And Stitch.

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>forests curse
I AM TREE

>>7566345
make me

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>>7566337
Do not be afraid, my child. I simply sensed a heart in distress, in need of guidance...

Now... tell me. What would you give to see your precious Prim returned to you...?

>>7566360
(I am Tree)
>>7566331

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>>7566362
Would you like me to? This can be arranged if so.

>>7566360
>>7566370
>Grass and vines grow out of his skin
FUCK. WHAT DID I DO?
>Writhes on the ground in pain
>Chainsaw goes flying
I hate my life.
-Lumberjack

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>>7566219
don't let your dreams be dreams!

>>7566389
>>7566412
I AM ALREADY IMPREGNATING HIM

>>7566365
What would I give? I don't understand what exactly you mean.

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>>7566405
You are Tree
>leech Seed

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>>7566219
.....
why

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>>7566433
He has been at your side for so long... and now his life has been cut short. Surely you want him back...

But... at what cost...?

>>7566450
>The leech seed drains his life away
This is what I get for trying to support my pokemon? To help provide for them?
>Sighs, and accepts death
Guess I don't deserve to live.
-Lumberjack

>>7566431
...This is untrue. You aren't even here.

-Bones

>>7566482
I am Tree
>Will-O-Wisp

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>>7566516
(Tree forgot pic)

>>7566524
(that pic is woodhammer not will-o-wisp m8)

>>7566542
(if you have not noticed I have been just flipping the same image over and over)

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>>7566431
Don't see ya.
>>7566450
>>7566516
>>7566524
Hey cutie, leave that pile of leaves alone and hit up a real ghost.

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>>7566554
I am Tree?
>starts making its way towards Orre

>>7566499
>>7566554
>Use sack on Banette

>>7566516
>The lumberjack is dead
>His pokemon wait at his home for his return, unaware of his death. A trubbish and a dunsparce
>He was the only one in their lives who cared for them
>And now he isn't coming back
>They wait by the door for him to come back, and make them happy and content. Make them feel safe.
>They wait for his smile
>It doesn't come.
>And it never will again

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>>7566599
Where ya goin' c-
>>7566602
WHY IS EVERYTHING DARK WHERE AM I
>ROLL TO SCISSORS

>>7566638
>The sack is cut open.
>Use Knock Out Stick!

>>7566476
>Rummages through bag
>holds out a Life Orb
How's this, or is symbolism not your thing spooky pants?

>>7566599
>tree is slow, and doesn't know where Orre is, will take a few days to reach now
-Tree. sparing the image limit

>>7566616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w

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Buddy? Faith are you there?

Arcues dammit, oh please be ok faith
Please be ok
Please be ok
Please be ok

FUCK
>Really stressed Turtle sounds

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>>7566059
Sorry, man.
>Roll to hug.

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>>7566666
I have seen the face of myself today, sport.

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>>7566665
>SCREAMING
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!

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>>7566666
...
...Well, uh... that works...

>Takes the life orb
>Suddenly, her fires burn hot and bright
>Pornposter can feel his very soul char a bit... just a bit
>Suddenly... The room is dark
>...And Prim is breathing.

>>7566701
>Miss.
>Knock Out Stick!

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>>7566701
>Perception check.
What is that noise?

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>>7566722
>Oh, and uh, Pornposter's body isn't breathing
>Because his soul is in Prim's body too

>Have fun with that, cheers

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>>7566743
MOM?

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>>7566666
Wish Arcues could of helped with what's happening with faith with those digits

>>7566735
..Probably just a trapinch.
>Return to doing whatever I was doing

-Bones

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>>7566723
>Stitches used Shadow Ball!

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>>7566766
...

Uh, not me. Sorry kid.

>Mistress Chandelure is gone

>>7566797
>Use Knock Out Stick again!

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>>7566743
Wait... What the fuck?
>Internal Bwoarking
COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING LAMP I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>7566821
>>7566797
>Roll for cave in

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>>7566831
>will-o-wisp cackling in the distance

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>>7566832
>Well there goes leaving.
>Guess I live here now.

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>>7566690
no, worries you didn't do that on purpose
>hugs back and gets really close face to face

>>7566832
>OH GOD MY BONES ARE ALL BROKEN
>Roll to throw a pokeball at Stitches

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>>7566178
>Is using thermal vision to watch the group
>she beeps outloud what she thinks

.-- .... .- - / .- .-. . / - .... . -.-- / -.. --- .. -. --. ..--.. / .. - / .-.. --- --- -.- ... / ..-. ..- -.

>Evens they hear her
>Odds nope nobody here

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>>7566865
>Shadow Claw the fucker

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>>7566889
Have you tried aiming?

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>>7566850
>>7566865
>>7566832
>Literally impossible to not hear this
...This is why I put alarms infront of caves.
>Sigh
>Grab a pick and a shovel and trudge off to the cave

>>7566889
>Roll to bleed out

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>>7566889
>Teleports the Banette a book on how to actually hit crap for once

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>>7566849
>throws brick

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>>7566922
>ow
>Rolling for escape

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>>7566908
>Better just accept my new fate of living under this rock for a few centuries.
>>7566910
>Well that asshole is dead.
>>7566920
>Fug u

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>>7566938
>Follow mom

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>>7566957
you should read that book. You look like you need it.

>>7566938
>Realize i'm a pokemon now
>attempt to use hydro pump on the fleeing pokemon

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>>7566957
>Also teleports him a book on anger management
>Odds, it is full of Banette lewds

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>>7566957
>Attempt to clear enough rubble to squeeze out.

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>>7566992
THATS MY MOM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>USE EXPLOSION

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>>7566973
>nervous chuckle
W-why are you following me?

>>7566992
>Chandelure already escaped tho

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>>7566975
So how was the night with Slugma
You gonna bone Sylveon and take his knot now?

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>>7566975
f u g u
>>7566996
fug u 2
>>7566997
YOU HIT ME WITH THE SHOVEL
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>>7567030
Hitting you with a shovel, apparently. It's dark okay?
>Try and pull the shortstack out

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>flipping through tv channels and takes a sip of root beer


>>7567021
>root beer shoots out nose

uuuh
It was really good!

and do you mean sex with him? .... i do knot know...
fffff i MENT NOT

>>7567030
No. Read it.

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>>7567030
>>7567076
>Teleports a book on proper digging techniques
>Uses psychic powers to laugh at the two

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>>7567076
>Accept pull.
>Reconsider afterlife.
>>7567078
Only if you can get dubs when replying to me after this post. Even or odd.

>>7567010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWqS4A1kVKY

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>>7567095
...
>check em

>>7567094
..Thank you.

>>7567095
Are you alright?

-Bones

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>>7567078
You should take him
A nice hot throbbing Eeveelution knot will be a perfect natural fit in you and feel just as if not better than slugma ever did
And you don't have much time left so you better hurry up if you want it

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>>7567095
>>7567110
>A Duskull appears from the smashed human and follows after them.

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>>7567115
I think he would come around if he wanted to do anything-
WAIT WHY ARE YOU TRYING THIS?

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>>7567115

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>>7567107
Try again.
>>7567110
I'm gonna need to sew myself up AAAAAAGAIN. But I'm not buried under there at least.
>>7567133
>He watches the Duskull get lost.

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>"We have landed at Hau'oli International Airport, Thanks for flying with..."
>Pick up stuff
>Leave gun there, not risking being found with two weapons instead of one
>Go to baggage claim
>Rolling for trouble

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>>7567134
No reason, I just want to help others enjoy themselves and each other
is that so bad?
just look you can go ask him now I a sure he wont mind you asking first for it
he might even love it if you do
>>7567147

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>>7567154
There's thread and needles in the shack, if you need them.

>>7567133
>Consider shadow boning the duskull
>Decides against it and lets it fly off down the cave

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>>7567154
>>7567193
>Roll to reconsider obsession with shortstacks and become friends with the gays instead.
>Evens: Do so. Odds: Get lost in the mines.

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>>7567154
>CHECK THEM

>>7567188
>is still slightly drunk
Listen here-!

>>7567147
Oh hey. Where have you been all day?

>>7566872
(She's in Ñ's room btw)

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>>7567193
Uhh thanks. I usually keep stuff with me.
>Pull on stitch on chest.
>Check on stuff. Evens: Its fine. Odds: its bent to shit.
>>7567217
See ya.
>>7567218
Noooope.

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>>7567218
Uh... Sleeping

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>>7567226
(I know, waiting on a response for Gladi to see if the crew's live stream of Truth or Dare is a go, because that will dictate if N is even in his room)
(Tbh I don't even know how the fuck people get in his room all the time. It's a star trek style sliding door that's locked 24/7)

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>>7567251
>CHECK
>THEM

>>7567260
.... right.
.... now what are you doing?

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>>7567296
Nooooothin'

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>>7566859
well good luck you two i'm going to sleep, have a fun night

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>Roll to come to terms with choices.
>Evens: Go join the ghost gays. Odds: Get lost in the mines.

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>>7567251
>READ IT

>>7567325
.....
Did you find out if vapey is a boy now?
>sips root beer

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>>7566992
Are you still there?

What's it like being a Pokemon? Is Prim in there with you?

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>>7567296
>>7567349
Okay I'm just gonna read it out of pity.

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>>7567342
>You join the Ghost Gays
>Maybe not the ones you expected though

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>>7567342
>>7567394
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~

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>>7567349
I bet if you asked for it Sylveon and Vapey would love to double team you
Sylveon in the back and vapey in the front, with you serviceing both of their warm needy cocks

>>7567285
(Who knows when thatll be but thanks for clearing that up)

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>>7567394
>Scope out tall and handsome and sexy legs.

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>>7567394
>>7567454
...
Hello?

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>>7567418
[internal screaming]

Is that even legal?

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>>7567428
(I really don't know. He's not in the Discord so I can only make rough guesses at his posting schedule.)
(Maybe move your character into a different area?)
>>7567454
>4'11 ain't tall but okay
>Unless you meant Deoxys?
>Who still isn't tall
.... Hail. Do you need something?

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>>7567482
Its legal as long as everyone involved wants it
just imagine it, Sylveon in your pussy pounding you into pure bliss along with Vapey in your mouth with your tongue moving all over him like its a big fleshy lollipop
Don't you want it?
it would be the night of your life

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>>7567470
...Skull?
>>7567541
(Isn't dusknoir like six feet? Darkrai is the one with the sexylegs.)
Dussss...kull?

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>>7567349
Totally a boy now

>>7567566
Alternatively, double teaming the rear

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>>7567578
(Dusknoir is 7', I was referring to Darkrai when I mentioned 4'11")
... you are a Duskull, yes.

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>>7567566
I want it. That sounds fun-

>>7567586
......
You like being a boy-?

>>7567590
>heavy breathing intensifies

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>>7567609
It's exhausting, can't go on like I could when I was a girl so this picture isn't valid at the moment.

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>>7567578
You know you can talk, correct?

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>>7567599
Skull?
>>7567675
Sss- Oh.
Well, how'd I get here from Orre?

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>>7567649
>blushes a bit.
Want to watch some tv?
There is some big game going on i guess....
>scoots over on the couch

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>>7567705
Sure

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>>7567721
Ok cool! I do not know what is going on in that game but it sure is interesting...

... What about Vapey?

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I HAVE A QUESTION

A FLUFFY FUZZY THING HAS GOTTEN INTO MY SHIP

ALL IT DOES IS MAKE STRANGE VOCALIZATIONS AND SCRATCH ME

WHAT IS IT

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>>7567705
Go on
Take a peek at Sylveons crotch
Its the perfect way to tell whether he is in the mood for 'science' and if you do it fast enough he wont notice you were looking at his package

>>7567756
vapey here, im in
(vapeys player here, only just escaped the hell that is super bowl party prep + no internet)

>>7567777
Post a pic

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>>7567691
Hmph. The gods do strange things. Oftentimes we are not told why.
>Gadreel goes into the back room to make tea
>>7567777
>Quads sevens
>Something big like an Incineroar

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>>7567777
Is it a skitty?

>>7567783
....
>notes advice

>>7567793
ok cool!

>takes a quick, curious peek down there
>a little nervous now that is sitting between both vapey and sylveon...

>>7567793
(aww)

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>>7567691
...The mines I suppose?

>>7567827
>Vapey status: definitely a dude

>>7567783
you could just ask
just sayin

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>>7567793
>>7567820
>>7567827
DOES THIS HELP?

-BEHEEYEM

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>>7567251
>All bent to shit.
Well I guess I'm making some new ones.

>>7567870
Pet it and give it a feebas.

>>7567870
vapey here
pretty sure thats not a pokemon
also pretty sure it wants fishies to eat
you're not meaty or fishy are you/
you might want it off your ship anyway

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Well, guess I'm stuck in an hotel in this hypertouristic hellhole that is Hau'oli at least tonight, can't get someone insane enough to boat me to "these" islands. Also I'm smelling a stream about to begin anytime now and I need to be ready and comfortable.

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>>7567861
>stuff is happening on the tv
so uuh.... do you know anything about this game on the tv?

>>7567870
That is a weird looking skitty.

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>>7567895
>>7567896
HOLD ON
DUMPING SUBJECT
I WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE TO OVERFISH THIS AREA
>Subject is dumped onto/near poster above.

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>>7567898
We were considering streaming "Truth or Dare" once Gladion wakes up.
Would you like to be in charge of the questions/dares?

>Summon: Gladion
>Reagents: French fries, salt, ketchup, a picture of N, and a curling iron, in pentagram formation
>Oh greatest of French fries, he who first befriended the chimeric beast, lover of the emerald king, grace us with your presence!

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>>7567921

>>7567954
You forgot to play three days grace you dip.

>>7567917
big annual game, unovan thing i think
frankie kinda likes it but isn't super-into it
this year is disappointing, one team stomped the other pretty hard
even league streams are better in my opini-

>>7567921
ohshit
>Vapey gets ready to Ice Beam some fool (I forget if it's Ice Beam or Aurora Beam but you know what i mean)

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>>7567979
oh is it? I think it-
EEP

>>7567921
>weird skitty lands in front of tv
>scared and jumped on >>7567963

>>7567884
>pulls on zipper

>>7567974
No, we need something edgier....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbPASabRddQ

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>>7567931
Hell yeah I can
>oh fuck I hope to not run out of questions

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>>7568001
>Stitches has given up.

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>>7568001
>Shadow bone

>>7568017
>pull on
>>7568022
>nevermind ded

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>>7565381
Oh, cool.
I'd save this for the next Aether officer I see, but really, that's what my pipe is for.

>>7567954
That ritual is outdated, the current one uses a mixture of one part soy sauce to one part gasoline instead of ketchup.

>>7568000
>Vapey grins.
Good thinking sis, protect Syl!
>Vaporeon uses Icebeam on the aggressive strange not-skitty!
Shoo! Shoo!

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>>7568044
>dubs
>John finds his gun has two bullets instead of one.

>>7568017
Why do people keep trying to pull on your zipper?

-Bones

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>>7568000
>gets squished
ack why'd you jump on me!

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>>7568105
thats where whats left of my soul is

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>>7568016
The anons may have some interesting suggestions, but I honestly don't trust them not to jump to "I dare everyone in the room to have one massive orgy". Filter through those if you so feel inclined.

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>>7568080
>evens it gets scared away and runs off...
Oh?
>looks at sylveon
Oh! Yeah totally!

>>7568109
I was protecting you!
>sitting in lap...
you are ok right?

>roll to lucky guess combo to colress's lab

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>>7568153
Yeah totally

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>>7568138
Oh.

And you haven't removed the zipper tab...why?

>>7568153
>3
>Vapey uses Ice Beam again on the weird Skitty!
Go! Go on! Out of our house!

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>>7568178
Cause then if I get physically fucked up then I wouldn't be able to possess a new body.
Speaking of which you don't have any dolls laying around for any future accidents?

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>>7568044
>Decides to leave the thread
>And Ñ's room
>She goes out and sees a male figure
>Back turned
>She hopes maybe he can help her figuring out the area
>She slithers up to him looming behind him and wages her tail

>Odds: she looks extremely menacing doing this the tail wagging possibly easily mistaken for rattlesenk behavior

>Evens: she looks like and adorable snek waging her tail

>>7568096
Two shots, excellent.

>>7568163
>Roll to find the mystery poster while wandering off of the deck...

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>>7568168
uuuh i should get off you now huh...
>tries to sneak a peek down there

>>7568184
Shoo! Shoo!

>it ran off

That thing was kind of weird huh....?

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>>7568207
>(oops I did it again)
>>7568206
Howdy, stranger.
>John stows the new weapon.
You passed out on me earlier. You doing better today?

>>7568207
>Not found.
>Reroll for password.
>Uhh... "ilovescienceandrobots"

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>>7567954
>>7568048
Trying again, modifying this anon's spell

>Summon: Gladion
>Reagents: French fries, salt, demon ink replica, a picture of N, and a curling iron in the formation of a pentagram
>Within the center is the bait - a picture of child Gladion
>In the background the essential oils of mustard are heated in an oil warmer while Linkin Park plays
>Oh greatest of French fries, he who first befriended the chimeric beast, lover of the lettuce king, grace us with your presence!
>A squid is burned as a sacrifice and the Discord rolls 1d666

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>>7568200
Oh.

No I don't, but does it have to be a doll? As in a cloth doll? Because I might be able to craft a surrogate body out of steel.
Or whatever material you would prefer.

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>>7568247
>UNIT ONE: INTRUDER DETECTED

>>7568309
>UNIT ONE PLEASE DONT DETECT INTRUDER
>Luck roll
>Shutdown code?

>>7568229
you two look good together
>fishpupper giggle
i saw thaaaaaat~

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>>7568284
>FRENCH SCREAMS OF TERROR
THE FOOD OF HEATHENS!
>Wields a spoon as a defensive weapon

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>>7568242
>She plays a reassuring beep and nods

>She wants to ask John for a little help trying to figure out the area

>She trys her best by playing two beeping sounds while looking left and right then a third while tilting her head

>Evens: It's somewhat understandable he can possibly help somehow
>Odds: What the fuck are you talking about

>Be aboard the frigate
>sneakin'
>cowboyin'
>bein' cool you know?
>roll to observe >>7568329

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>>7568329
>UNIT ONE: NOT IN POSSESSION OF A SHUTDOWN CODE: ONLY TAKES ORDERS FROM: COLRESS, N
>INTRUDER LOCATION PINPOINTED
>UNIT ONE: ARRIVING SOON

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>>7568307
Pretty sure it needs to be cloth cause I've tried other stuff. If this body ever gets toasted might not hurt to try though.

>>7565290
/thread
already posted best ghost

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>>7568229
So have you decided which hole you are going to let Vapey and Sylveon use as they fill you with their man milk
because its best to have that decided now to not cause confusion if they both try to take the same hole
Though that could be good as well, both of their dicks spreading you nice and wide

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>>7568346
>embarrassed
uuh SAW WHAT?!
>looking up at the ceiling

>>7568373
>Mysterious Stranger: Get the fuck out of there
>Seriously what are these rolls.

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>>7568369
You lost, little fella?
>John kneels down.
That or you're asking for a tune-up - sorry, I'm still trying to make sense of those blips.

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>>7568389
....is that even possible-
UUUH
>getting a little wet down there now

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>>7568139
Actually, yes. Questions picked from the audience always work (with proper picking).

>>7568206
.... . .-.. .-.. ---

>>7568357
There's a discount on baguettes the other way, go get em

>>7568399
Saw you checking Syl out~
>>7568389
. . .
Only if Zorro's really into that~
>>7568435
Possible? oh, yeah.

>>7568381
>ROLL TO FORCE INTO MEGA SHORTSTACK MODE

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>>7568435
>getting a little wet down there now
>>7568389

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>>7568381
Ah, well I suppose I'll see if I can find one in the junkyard. If not, I'll try and make something instead.

>>7568465
>Slap
Stop that.

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>>7568417
>Nods then makes a sad beep sound

>>7568436
.... . .-.. .-.. --- ..--.. / .-- .- .. - / ... --- -- . --- -. . / .-- .... --- / -.- -. --- .-- ... / - .... .. ... / .-.. .- -. --. ..- .- --. . ..--.. / -.-- .- -.-- / ..-. .. -. .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / ... --- -- . --- -. . / -.-. .- -. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / -- .

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>>7568465
>has finally woken up from being fucking exploded
Megashortstack?
MEGASHORTSTACK
>INTERNAL BWORKING
Wait Prim you don't like megashort stack?
>Internal bworking
And here I thought I knew you.

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>>7568463
it is?-
I MEAN

>>7568503
>heavy breathing
sooo uuhu....

>is pretty wet there now...

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>>7568465
>He twitches involuntarily.
Why.
>>7568505
Usually I just steal substitute dolls and keep them with me or sew something new up.
I can help if you need something sewn by the way. I've gotten good with MacGyvering stuff up.
>>7568544
SHUT UP

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>>7568555
>is pretty wet there now...