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>>7569594
N

>>7569594
Mortyyyy

SHORTSTACK
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>>7569594
Hmm...
>>7569610
'Chu got good taste, bro. Not sure if John counts as a trainer - even though he's, like, technically my trainer, that's just so 'chu can't bean me with a Pokeball.

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>>7569594
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Egwloq6Lk
The greatest Girlfriend a brother could ask for

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>>7569629
Why are you like this.

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>>7569629
None will touch the Banette as long as Dustboy is on the case!

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>>7569631
...Huh. Well... honestly, I'm gonna have to go with N too, I guess. I haven't really met many other trainers. I suppose Dustbro is tied with him, though, since he uh, saved my life last night...

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>>7569573
Guess again bitch nigga, ice beam yo ass

>>7569696
>Honk
>No regret

>>7569672
>slaps ass

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>>7569696
...Soooooo

How is my favorite seal doing, hmmm? Enjoying having your partner back?

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>>7569679
Hey thanks! I'm just doing my best.
>>7569739
WHY!

>>7569744
>INTERNAL BWORKING
FUCKING HYDRO PUMP

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>>7569631
I was going to ask if John did put that plan in motion. Did he get to have over 6 'mons out or that part didn't work?

>>7569744
Don't forget having two arms.

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>>7569763
>Dodged
Well, sorry kid, you get what you pay for.

...Although, I suppose I wouldn't mind fixing a few things if you don't mind paying a bit more, hmm?

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>>7569594
It's a tie between N and Dustoxbro.
>>7569753
Hey there. Need a hand?

>>7569833
H-H-H-HYDRO PUMP

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>>7569842
Uh, I'm fine I guess. What's up?

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>>7569553
>She does her best at saying hello by waging her tail to the brionne and aloan Raichu
(we're with Chuckles and Ray right?)

>>7569476
.- / -- .- --. -. . -- .. - . / .-- .... -.-- ..--..

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>>7569869
>dodged
You know, I wouldn't continue to press your luck like that. I gave that body of yours life. I can take it back.

Now, are we going to sit down and discuss buisiness like the gentleman you are and the lady I am, or are we going to have to do things the old-fashioned way?

Because, mmmm... the old-fashioned way produces some rather tasty results, ehehe...

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>>7569739
........ Zekrom? Bolt Strike.
>>7569679
>>7569610
>>7569842
Well... Thank you all.
>>7569594
Would it be biased to say Gladion?

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>>7569827
Sadly, no.
Me, Cap'n Em, Sniffers, Smeargs and Azoth are protected, I think.
That leaves one more.

>>7569898
>The Alola-chu waves back.
Hey there! Name's Ray, good to meet 'chu.

>Tree made it To Orre early somehow
>rolling for not getting lost in the desert
I am Tree

>>7569972
>Despite not getting lost Tree still has no clue where he is going and thus is wandering all over the desert
I am Tree

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>>7569898
Oh, uh, hello Chang, how are you? ...Been a while.

>Chuckles just casually sips her chocolate milkshake as if she'd been there the whole time.

>>7569921
>You continue to fail to calm the angry bworker
Hydro. Pump

>>7570012
You are dead.
>The lumberjack, now a ghastly, pours a mixture of chlorine and bleach onto the trevenant

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>>7569929
Frankly, I thought you disliked calling yourself a trainer.

>>7569931
That's a shame. Too bad that PkCfag didn't show up anymore.

>>7569898
-... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / ... --- -- . / ... .--. . . -.-. .... / .--. .- - - . .-. ... / .-- . .-. . / -.-. .-.. --- ... . .-. / - --- / .- / .--. --- .-. -.-- --. --- -. .-.-.- / .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.-- --..-- / .... --- .-- / --. --- --- -.. / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .- - / .-. . --. ..- .-.. .- - .. -. --. / . .-.. . -.-. - .-. .. -.-. .- .-.. / .. -- .--. ..- .-.. ... . ... ..--.. / -- .- -.-- -... . / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. / --. . - / .- / .-.. --- ..- -.. ... .--. . .- -.- . .-. / .- - - .- -.-. .... . -.. / --- -. .-.-.- / .. .----. ...- . / -.. --- -. . / .. - / .-- .. - .... / .--- .- -.-- / -... . ..-. --- .-. . --..-- / .. - / .-- --- .-. -.- . -.. / .-- . .-.. .-.. .-.-.-

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>>7570044
0 SpA Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 252 SpD Chandelure on a critical hit: 368-434 (140.9 - 166.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Suddenly the lights in the room are extinguished
>All of them
>...Including a certain chandelier

>...Fffffffffuck.

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>>7570102
I do, but I do not feel it would be appropriate to express gratitude for being someone's favorite ... anything... by turning around and complaining about their word choice.

>>7570136
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS

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>>7570146
I think I understand, bro. The term's been, like, dragged through the mud for 'chu, I'm guessing?
'Chu do things better than, like, anybody else., though.

>>7570041
'Chu know each other already? Sweeet.

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>>7570136
MOM

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>>7570161
>Rolling for having a reviver seed on my person
>Please Arceus not like this

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>>7570249
>Give mom a Max Revive

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>>7570272
>GAAAASP
>Blue fire lights once again

Th-thank you... uh... my son...

>clears throat

Anyways. I can very clearly see that you are not in the mood for negotiations at the moment, so... give me a call when you change your mind.

>Give Pornanon buisiness card
>ROLL FOR GETTING THE GIRATINA OUT OF THERE

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Please support humanphilia!

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>>7570350
O̴̬͖̠̰̳͢͜K͏̶̰̳̜̭̰͜A̴̝͔Y̴̝̲̮̥̺̣ ͚̘̹̩Ǵ͕̩̟̜̪͠I̸̠̯͍V͙̤̺̪͚̘̗͚͟E̵̙̠͢ ̬͘ͅM̲͉͈̟̥̜Ḙ͓ ̛̲̯͈̞́A̵͏̛̦̻ ̸̴̲̲͉̟̬̦H͕̠̺̣̹̱̦Ư̶͏̤͇̱͇G̵̶̢̲̫̤̘̦̬͍ͅ ̶̞̘̤F̫́I̙̬͔͔͉̫Ṟ͚̞́S̷̫̯̞͖̲̱̟̥͠T͍͇̘̪̫

>HUG

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>>7570403
Back off demon!
>Dustbro used Dynamic Punch!

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>>7570433
>He trips and falls on his back and knocks himself out.

>>7570350
Fuschiafag here. Vapey would talk to you but there's a party I don't want to crash goi-

>>7570403
>Item Equip: Baseball Bat
>Fuschiafag uses Thrash!

>>7570272
NAW NIGGA
HYDRO PUMP YOUR ASS
YOU'RE GONE
FUCK THIS
252+ SpA Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Lampent: 584-690 (223.7 - 264.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7570466
>Lamp is ded yet again

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>>7570146
True, and also very appreciated.
That aside I'm nominating you as well.

>>7570403
>trying really hard to ignore that a corner of the hotel room is going dark

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>>7570498
>>7570466
...

OKAY
NO MORE MISS NICE CHANDELURE
NO MORE MISS GHOSTLY SALESMON
YOU'RE A DEAD SEAL

>252 SpA Choice Specs Chandelure Energy Ball vs. 0 HP / 252 SpD Primarina: 228-270 (75.7 - 89.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>7570350
Humano what?
You will do what woth humans?
I must be quiet i don't want to distract mama and mister golisopod from their date

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Sup

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>>7569931
>Curious Beeping
>She waves

>>7570041
-.-. .... .- -. --. / .. ... / - .... .- - / -- -.-- / -. .- -- . ..--..
>Forgets they can't understand her

>>7570102
- .... . .-. . / ...- . .-. -.-- / --. --- --- -.. --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .-.. .. -.- . / - .... .- - / - .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..-

(Sorry for the slow replys, maybe I could join the discord to make this easier for all of us)

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>>7570466
>Xurkitree is back for roooound two!
>Zap Cannon!

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>>7570599
>He shorted himself out

>>7570466
>Policefag looks up from his booze.
>>7570403
>Shadows are moving ominously.
Fuck off, I'm on leave.

>>7570594
(( https://discord.gg/pQAKk brohan. Fair warning, the ooc channel is is full shitpost mode right now ))

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>>7570594
...Uh...? I don't speak Morse Code...

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>>7570627
Hello little girl! Are you attracted to humans?

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>>7570572
You done fucked up now
252+ SpA Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Chandelure: 422-498 (161.6 - 190.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Ugh.
>Head down to the fight going on downtown.

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>>7570721
I used to like my human.
Had a huge crush on him and everything.
But someone claimed him first...
Not living with him anymore.
Still looking for "the one", if you know what I mean.

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>>7570736
>All the lights go out again
Gahd... dammit...

...You idiot, I was going to... help you...

>Roll for calling for help

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>>7570594
--. .-. . .- - --..-- / -- .- -.-- -... . / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / -.-. .- -. / -.. --- / - .... . / .. -. ... - .- .-.. .-.. .- - .. --- -. --..-- / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / .--. .-. --- -... .- -... .-.. -.-- / -. --- - / --. . - / - .... . .-. . / ..- -. - .. .-.. / - --- -- --- .-. .-. --- .--

(Don't worry about slow replies, I'm slow and not on the discord as well myself)

>>7570627
She forgot her name, and I believe she forgot more than just that. Can you tell me more about your past interactions with her?

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>>7570794
Hang on. Coming to help.

>>7570794
Fucking ghost tricks, should have helped me proper the first time
>Use a hyper potion on self

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>>7570765
What type of human male you like? And how would you have sex with him?

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I WANT A HUMAN TO FUCK ME!!!

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>>7570855
>Even more lost.

>>7570914
>Throws brick at the cloaked weirdo

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>>7570721
What do you mean?
That you like humans?

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>>7570873
Um...Sweet? Caring? Kind?
But also a bit firm? Never liked pushovers...
And I've, uh, never had sex, so I don't know how to answer that question...

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>>7570816
...Well, uh... Chang was one of the experiments from the Type:Full project. Something about a brain they could more easily control... she ah, she wasn't online and didn't have memories when we found her. And... every so often, when she got jostled really hard, she'd suddenly forget everything again. Like now...

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>>7570928
>Well you hit something.
>Not sure what.
Can you show me where the Chandelure is?

>>7570967
>Point in vague direction
That way.

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>attempting to take control of the Frigates navigation
>if successful increase speed to max and set to circle around the current region/area

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>>7570816
>Looks at translator program
Good call. If anybody can assist here, it's Colress. In the meantime, getting to know the crew's probably a good idea.

>>7570873
Knew a Trainer gal back on Alola who swung with her team.

>>7570959
Fuck. That's the chop shop docs for you. I can't believe I felt remorse after wasting those two operatives on Melemele, knowing what I do now.

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>>7570855
>>7570914
>>7570967
Mind getting here a little faster...? I'm at (insert Pornanon's location here).

>Roll for sending a signal flare

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>>7570975
Thank you.
>>7570988
I think you set the nearby Alola Muks on fire. I'm heading to you now.

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>>7570999
>He's somehow made it into a different island.

>>7570999
>>7571017
DAMMIT I'M A WILL-O-THE-WISP IN POKEMON FORM HOW IS IT SO HARD TO GET OVER TO ME
>Signal flare 2: Electric Boogaloo

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>>7570816
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>>7570959
>Worried audible beeps

... --- / .. .----. -- / ..-. --- .-. --. . - ..-. ..- .-.. ..--.. --..-- / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-- .- -. - / - --- / -.- . . .--. / ..-. --- .-. --. . - - .. -. --. / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ...

>>7571017
>Throws geodude at

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>>7571027
Fucking stop that
>slaps the KO'd chandelure

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>>7571027
>Seriously just find the fucking Chandelure.
>>7571041
Stop.

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>>7571029
...I can't understand you but I can hear worried emotions in your voice so I'm going to assume you're worried about that... but uh, don't worry, these guys will fix you up. They've already fixed Gwen and me up and I think they're in the process of fixing Victor and Megan up now.

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>>7570228
Yes - I've so frequently seen the battle system abused and it's more abusive trainers rewarded. However, there is no commonly understood term for what I am, so I use trainer. Attempting to register yourself for a passport as a 'friend of Pokemon' yields little succes, after all.
>>7570547
I thank you. It looks like Gladion isn't going to be waking up anytime soon, so it's up to you whether we post-pone this and play it a different time or go ahead and reshoot a follow up with him.

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>>7571049
>The chandelure, despite being KOed, is somehow not hit by the slap
>One assumes it's due to the darkness. After all, all the lights are out.

>>7571100
...
>slap

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>>7571100
>I hate my unlife.
>Find the Chandelure already.

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>>7571117
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY

>>7571108
>Slap slapper

>>7571129
>ice beam

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>>7571108
>...One doubts that a mere slap can kill anything even if it's KOed

>>7571117
>Whoever the cloaked one is- and Chandelure knows who it is even if her roleplayer doesn't- Chandelure hates her unlife more.

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>>7570959
Any idea which pokemon were used as the base? Magnemite is obvious, the serpentine body seems to be of a Dragonair but I think there's something else more, the personality is almost that of a Porygon.
Hopefully the memory issues come from a purely synthetic hardware problem.

>>7570987
Getting a loudspeaker attached is easy, just a matter of testing the whole body until you find the specific voltages were to attach the wiring. He is indeed more qualified for the brain issues, though.

>>7571134
>Big slappy is frozen solid
>You win this time, seal.

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>>7571158
>honks nose

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>>7571152
>Roll to find her AND sneak her away.
>Seriously if he keeps walking around in circles he's going to kill himself again.
>Where did that Luck go?

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>>7571176
Good job, here is a sticker
>hands gym badge

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>>7571176
>Finally, the chandelier is saved
>She doesn't say a word until well after the seal is out of earshot

...

...That was the worst 'repeat business' job I have ever encountered in my entire unlife...

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>>7571193
Thank you.
>>7571209
>Use Max Revive on.
>If this is an odd I'm ignoring it that was the worst experience trying to help of my life.
You okay?

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>>7571254
Better than before. Thanks for the help.

...

Although I'm definitely not visiting that seal again. Fucking Water-types...

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You fucking come back here, you know how hard it is to type with flippers, and to find porn of your shitty species?

>Tree is still wandering around the Orre desert aimlessly
I am Tree

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>>7571302
>Take off cloak
>Fold up cloak.
Yeah, uh, you need a place to crash?
I've got a boat on Poni Island. I mean, as long as you can not set it on fire.

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>>7571324
Well maybe you wouldn't be typing with flippers if you let me talk instead of spamming fucking Hydro Pump.

>>7571350
Don't worry. I'm not the kind of Fire-type that sets things on fire carelessly. But... yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

>>7571338
>cut

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>>7571389
Neato.
>Lead back to Poni Island.
Sorry I'm not usually that unlucky. I've been able to bluff to everyone that I'm human.

>>7571445
>The Chandelure shrugs, sighing softly.
I don't think I'd be able to pull that off myself. Would probably burn a hole through the cloak...
...
Honestly... I dunno, I just... this isn't what I thought the afterlife would be, you know? I mean, some of it's good for a laugh... especially that seal the first time... but...

>Chandelure, ran out of pics and too lazy to get more

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>>7571389
WELL WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO

>>7571576
I WAS TRYING TO AND YOU WOULDN'T STOP TRYING TO DROWN ME.

And no, I'm sorry, but the deal's off the table. Not after what happened back there.

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>>7571542
I know a guy that knows a pretty smart ghost so maybe I can hook you up with some luck stuff?
>Maybe myself too at this rate.
>Sigh anyway and let the Chandelure into the house boat.
You can make yourself comfy wherever. I got the tub though.
Do you need to eat? I can order us some food if you need any.

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>Poke Bones.
Hey, you know what would be cool.
If all of us had cool weapons. Bone thing for you, Claw gauntlets for Slash.
Uh...

>>7571600
Nah, I'm good.

...But yeah, it's just... it's just more of what my life was. Except instead of going door-to-door conning people out of money with shitty appliances, it's... going heartbreak-to-heartbreak trying to con people out of lifeforce with shitty soul-and-lifeforce-manipulation deals. Except now I don't have arms or a mouth to speak of.

...

No offense.

>>7571596
Well fuck you now i'm going to poni island to hunt your ass down

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>>7571655
Eh, don't worry about it.
Maybe conning isn't your afterlife calling. I mean, I turned from a NEET with depression to a dead NEET with depression who scours the bottom of the ocean for pearls and sells them for bank.
You can chill here until you find something if you want. I don't really pay rent here or anything.
>>7571666
Yeah I'm tired but I'm not staying in port long if you're gonna pull this shit.
Sorry man, unlife comes first.

>>7571716
FUCK

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>>7571666
>satan trips

...

All right, better idea. You leave us the fuck alone, and I won't make it so both you and your primarina pal are in your one-armed human body that has been dead for at least a few hours at this point.

Deal?

>>7571716
Yeah, that... that sounds good... thanks.

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>>7571624
Hm?
Would you like something as well?

>>7571758
Fuck you and Fuck ghosts, neither of us deserved this shit and you know it. I should have killed you when I had the chance but my fucking headmate wouldn't let me

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>>7571735
Sorry bud.
>>7571758
Not a problem.
>He drops the anchor and takes the controls and pilots the ship out of port.
Hope ya don't have seasickness.
>Tired seaweed piloting.
>>7571790
You know maybe you should ask Giratina about fixing your stuff. Dude could fix anything.

>>7571812
Naw, I should be fine... I think.
-Chandelure

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>>7571768
Well what would be cooler? A big pair of scissors or a Scythe?
I think a Scythe would be cooler.

>>7571839
An oversized needle

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>>7571790
Blaming all Ghost types won't fix your problem. It is bound to lead to an unhealthy bias, so perhaps find a solution to your problem that does not involve blaming an entire type.

>>7571881
>hug

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>Tree continously walks the Orre deserts with no clue what the fuck he supposed to be going
I am Tree

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>>7571894
>N flinches and ducks out and away from the hug
Please don't.

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>>7571839
A scythe would be cool, but they aren't very good for actually doing anything with. Unless you intend to mow the lawn. Which doesn't exist.

Maybe a basami sword? Or a bardiche, but I always suggest that.

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>>7571863
That could be cool!
>>7571984
>Hands N a voodoo doll.
If anyone messes with you just stick a needle in this and they'll leave you alone.
>>7572010
Maaaaybe... I'll think it over. Got any ideas for Gengy?

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>>7572058
A fuse and someone to throw him.
Or just a bag of salt to throw at peoples faces.

Honestly I haven't got a clue what he would like or use, don't know him very well.

>>7571790
....psst. Do you only find porn of Pokemon or are there specific humans you can find for someone uh... Hoping to imitate the perfection of a human form?

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>>7572157
What about a lance or something?

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>>7572298
..Do you have a vehicle or something else to ride?
Otherwise a lance wont be very effective.
Maybe an estoc or rapier? Those are good for stabbing.

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>>7572298
I'm a blunt weapons guy myself, but a stiletto dagger might be a fitting weapon for you.
Something thin and fast, requiring relatively little brute force?

>>7572288
I dont know what you are asking of me?

>>7572375
the ditto wants naked pictures of someone.
probably N.

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>>7572334
Oh I meant for Gengy.
Maybe we should just invest in Rapiers.
>>7572365
That looks cool! Probably maybe... What do you think of like a blackjack?

>>7572375
.... By any chance have you run across a place where one can find material for the more well known trainers here?
I've heard some of my fellows made quite a living off of imitating these fellows and Id like to try it myself.

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>>7572391
>Probably N
.... So he wishes for the non existent.

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>>7572407
The websites you can get that sort of shit you login via retinal scan and i don't exactly have my eyes anymore on this body and the eyes on that other body got fucked up by the angry shortstack.

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>>7572404
Oh.
Well, I can make whatever anyone wants, for the most part. Also, I would agree with Pipes McGee on the stiletto, if I didn't value range as much I do.

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>>7572488
I'm gonna "sleep" on it and I'll tell ya in the morning.
Nighto!

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>Sandslash sees Yanmega posted earlier
Hey Yanmega, if you see this I'm sorry for leaving you at Dewford, I needed to come deal with this shit in Orre. I'll come find you again when things calm down.

>>7572620
Night dude.

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>>7572658
I could fly to Orre, actually.
Think it's a good idea?

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>>7572675
Yeah actually, you should do it.
I've got stuff I need to do in the desert today but I'll happily meet up with you somewhere later on.

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>Tree still is wandering around the Orre desert aimlessly

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>>7572720
Okay.
Not that familiar with the Orre region.
I am familiar with deserts, though.
Used to live in the one in Sinnoh.
Anyway, got a location I could go to?
Like, a easily identifiable landmark?
Or do they not exist there?

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>>7572620
Good night, friend.

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>>7572764
Try and make your way to Phenac city.
It should be easy to spot from the air, it's one of two places in the desert with water. So if you see water you're either at Phenac or at the oasis, both of which I can find and get to easily.
If not Mt Battle is pretty much impossible to miss, if you go almost directly south of there you'll probably find Pyrite town.
Realgem tower is also pretty big and easy to spot.

>>7572722
This advice goes for you too dude.

Anyway I need to go for now, Sandslash related things to do.
>Sandslash digs away into the desert

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>>7572816
>Tree starts looking for water as it is wandering the Desert
I am Tree

>>7572722
>tree has ignored his ass was cut the fuck up
>>7571444

>Tree walks right past Phenac city and keeps going
-Tree, not using up the very little images I have of Trevenant

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>>7572816
Hey Sandslash, how comfy is Orre?
I'm gonna get the fuck out of Sunshore city, too much destruction and such here, too much crazy.
I wanna move somewhere new but I have no idea how the other regions are.

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>>7573755
Agate is more or less vacant now, and it used to be full of old people, so that would probably be a good place to settle down.

>>7572816
>Pyrite
>Mfw pic related

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>>7573816
A vacant town?
Sounds like I should grow my own food or start trading then.
Don't think there's anyone left to go do work for.
Do you think I could last there on my lonesome?

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>>7573870
Probably, it's one of the nicer parts of Orre. As in, it's not a sand pit.
And plenty of things grow naturally in the area so I assume growing would go quite smoothly.

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>>7573927
That sounds all pretty cozy.
I think i'd like to try my hand at that.
I'l go buy myself some books on gardening and such and pack my things.
Thanks buddy, be sure to drop by once, I'l pour you a drink.

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>Tree walks right past the failsail crew without noticing them and continues on searching for Water so he can find Phenac city to meet up with them

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>>7574006
>Watches this happen and does absolutely nothing to stop it

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Looks like I'm good to go.
Kinda nervous but I'm not gonna stick around in this city.
Off to the teleportation services.

>>7572856
>Anon ignorrred that Cut doesn't worrk on ghost types

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..... How do people always end up in my room? The door is locked, and it is a sliding door that locks into the wall, so I do not see forcing it open as a feasible answer....

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It was a bit of a journey.
But I'm at Agate.
Place looks spooky though, I'l be scouting the place for any extra food and comfy houses.

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>>7574006
I am rock.
>A golem blocks your path

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you know i like staying in your arms, it makes me feel safe, i like your strong arms
>hugs thighter

>>7574525
>anon has forgotten tree was a ghost now
>derp

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>resurfaces once again near the oasis
I'm back now, sorry to those who tried to talk to me while I was gone.

>>7573816
...Do I want to know?

>>7575404
You might be able to order some food if you have money.

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>>7576586
Okay...
Flew overnight to Orre.
I think I'm lost, though.
Huddled in a cave right now, waiting for this sandstorm to pass.

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>>7576586
I got enough to last me a few years if I'm going cheap.
Should give me enough time to set something up.
Thanks for the tip though.
Found some cans too.

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>>7575390
I'm not entirely sure.
Maybe a mechanic should take a look at it and make sure the lock's actually working?

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>>7576604
>waiting for this sandstorm to pass.
Uh...that might have been my fault.
Do you have any idea where you might be? See any landmarks?

>>7576619
Good to hear, hope you enjoy your new home in Agate.

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Hey good morning everyone! ~

What are you all doing today?

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>>7576646
Will do.
I found their fields and I'l start inspecting.
The houses are still furnished and everything though.
Not even leaky.
Did found a massive hole too.
What happened here?
>>7576604
If you think your close to Agata you could drop in, I got food, water and other drinks.
And all the time you need to rest up.

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>>7576646
I think I'm at the base of some mountain.
Might be a volcano. Didn't get a good look at it.

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>>7576677
Someone fired a missile at Agate. I have no idea why, not even scum like Cipher messed with Agate that much.
I think Arceus also rebuilt the buildings and stuff afterwards, which is why stuff is still intact

>>7576688
Sounds like you're near Mt Battle.
You might be close to Agate or you could be the other side of the mountain, I don't know.

I'll come and look near the Mt Battle Lobby entrance for you.
>starts running towards Mt Battle

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>>7576754
I'll, uh, be by the entrance.

>>7576677
I would appreciate that.
Thanks.

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>>7576653
Sorry dude, missed your post.
I'm trying to help out my Yanmega friend, how're you?

>>7576819
>Sandslash arrives near Mt Battle
>sandstorm raging
>roll to see if Sandslash can find a cave
>odds = holy shit Sandslash how are you getting lost in a sandstorm
>evens = finds a cave and runs inside

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>>7576653
Mourning the loss of my dick.

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>>7576882
I think I hear you...
Hold on.
>Evens, moves towards the noise, and finds Sandslash
>Odds, gets lost deeper in the cave

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>>7576939
you loss of what?

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>>7576950
Nothing honey.

>>7576957
Fuschiafag here. I'm heading to work soon, but just know we all still love you.
>Reassuring pets!

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>>7576979

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>>7576957
okay, if you say so, i won't go out of my room for a while
at least my room has a secret fridge where i hide food, so i'll be here until mama and mister golisopod go to sleep

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>>7576948
Wow, that was lucky. There are loads of these little caves all around Mt Battle.
Sorry about the sandstorm, I've sort of just been sitting in the middle of it all day, I didn't mean to trap you in a cave with it.

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>>7576882
I am really good! Going to get some training in for the gym later on.

>>7576939
Well it was fun while it lasted right? I am kind of happy everything is back to normal.

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>>7577004
It's fine.
I'm still stuck in here, though.
Can't go out into the sandstorm, because my wings are fragile. It shreds them.
Any ideas?

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>>7577019
Yeah I suppose, now next we do a science experiment you can take charge.

>>7577019
>>7577029
It was interesting to say the least, but it's nice to be back to normal again.
Well, as far as normal is a even a thing these days.
>Fuschiafag chuckles.

>>7577019
Good luck man, I hope you do well.

>>7577020
Well we have a couple of options.
We could hang out in this cave together until the sandstorm subsides or I can dig us a tunnel out of here.
>odds = sandstorm actually seems to be getting stronger
>evens = it's starting to calm down already

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>>7577068
(forgot pic)

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>>7577068
>>7577074
Looks likes it's getting better out there...
>Evens, it calms down after a few minutes
>Odds, it takes an hour

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>>7577029
O-oh yeah? I do not know....
>self confidence is questioned

>>7577061
Yeah you look better as a boy abreast.

>>7577109
Atleast*

[Phone auto correct]

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>>7577096
Well I guess that solves that problem.
Want to go find that guy in Agate and chill there for a bit?
Or I could show you the oasis, or Phenac city or anywhere you want really.

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>>7577109
Don't worry when the time comes I'm sure you'll do fine.

>>7577131
Agate sounds nice.
Still tired from the flight, so I could use some food and rest.
-Yanmega

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>>7577163
>is reassured
Yeah umm ok!
What about slugma?

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>>7577194
Alright, follow me then.
>leads Yanmega out of the cave and towards Agate
I'm kind of surprised you actually flew over here, you could've stayed in Hoenn and explored on your own.

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Guys this farming stuff is pretty doable.
Kinda tedious but I found the greenhouses, boy do they got lots of stuff.
I think I'm set here, stuff is bound to go bad though.

>>7577235
I like exploring with friends.
Much more exciting than poking around caves by yourself.
>Flutters behind Sandslash
-Yanmega

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>>7577219
I'm not fireproof like you are.

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>>7577305
>no longer in the desert
>Yanmega and Sandslash can see Agate a short walk away
>Sandslash is fidgeting with his claws as he walks
I like exploring with friends too, definitely more fun than being on your own.
I even made a couple of new friends here in Orre, I'm not sure where they are now but we all raided one of the old Cipher bases a couple of nights ago.

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>>7577430
.. are you sure? He is not that hot to me.

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>>7577440
>remembers mentions of literal boiling cum
...positive

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>>7577478
>blushes a bit. But that is the best part!
.... any way do you want to do some training so we can get the gym badge?

>>7577432
Neat.
I'd love to meet them later.
Find anything interesting in the base?
-Yanmega

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>>7577504
Hopefully, they're really cool.
>shows Yanmega a USB stick
I only managed to find this, most of the rooms were empty and I got distracted when a Zigzagoon that was with us got himself trapped in a Pokeball.
And then we had to leave because the power almost went out.

Anyway, here we are. Agate Village.
>Sandslash and Yanmega have now arrived at Agate, nobody else seems to be around.

>>7577496
>Fuschiafag pokes head in.
Which badge do you have your eye on?

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>>7577630
>Waves at the two with a rake.
Ahoy there wanderers.
What brings you to my oasis of booze and crops?

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>>7577641
Oh! The local one here!

>>7577654
To rest here for a bit.
Because flying over several continents takes a lot of energy.
>Chuckles
Anyway, nice to meet you.
-Yanmega

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>>7577703
Well your welcome to stay and rest.
I'm still setting up here, if you want you could help me out scouting the town a bit.
I haven't checked out every place yet.
Feel free to get yourself some food or a drink, the greenhouses are stocked.

>>7577727
Scouting out the town?
I can fly over it, and look around if you want.
-Yanmega

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>>7577703
>A certain Brionne has been summoned!

>Yawn. Just woke up.

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>>7577727
I could help scout out the inside of the houses if Yanmega wants to have a look from above.
Weird how all I seem to be doing recently is scouting out empty buildings.

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>>7577751
I'd appreciate it.
Would like to get to know any surprises early.
There's a bowl of veggie stew and a stiff drink in it for when you return.

>>7577774
This counts for you too. >>7577770
Also if you could check the pantries for canned food that would be great.

>>7577774
Okay I'll get on it.
>Takes off
>Flies back and forth over the town in a grid pattern, mapping it out on a piece of paper
>Notices a few things wrong
>Last digit of post number indicates severity of problems
>The higher the number, the worse it is
-Yanmega

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>>7577786
No problem dude.
>Sandslash wanders off into the nearest house to search for loot
>odds = no food here, apparently
evens = various canned foodstuffs
>dubsevens = various canned food and a bunch of alcohol too

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>>7577880
>>7577852
Hey thanks guys.
Good stuff you found out there Sandslash.
You mentioned problems Yanmega, what did you find out?
Lemme get you guys some food.

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>>7577852
How's everything looking up there?
I found some canned food down here.
>puts all the food he found in a pile near the door
>moves into the next house
>same roll as before

>>7577938
>>7577948
Things look mostly good.
Just a few minor things.
There is a pond on the left side of the town that's polluted with oil. Might seep into the clean water supply.
>Taps a few houses on the map
These don't look very stable, and might come down soon. Possible fire risk.
And there are a few squatters.
Other than that, looks fine.
-Yanmega

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>>7577998
Did you see what the squatters were?
Humans or pokemons?
Anyway come rest up and have a bite to eat.
>pours the Yanmega a beer with is stew.

Monday

Hunters treasure lurks for you

They have cropt up again

The voices

h̛e͘l͝p̵ ͘ḿe

The first lurks in Orre

Familiar

Yet far

Shadows

The chessboard is set yet the pawns have yet to arrive

e̢ǹd̛

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>>7577938
Found some more in this other house, I piled the food by the door again.
Thanks for the food man.

>>7577998
I'll stay away from those houses then, thanks for the help.

>walks into next house
>completely empty
This is strange.

>>7578022
This is stranger.

>>7578021
Four squatters in total.
Two drunk human bums, a Golem, and a Heliolisk.

>>7578050
I'd watch out for the golem.
He seems pretty...temperamental.
-Yanmega

The first pawn added to the chessboard

My master awaits

Personal

Stronger

é̥̪ͅn̤ḓ̸͕͎̖͍

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>>7578101
Ohhh crap I didn't prepare for this.
I don't have any pokemons to save my skin here.
Here's to hoping that they can get along.
Don't got any weapons either, except for gardening tools.

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>>7578101
I'm more worried about that guy saying creepy things, personally.

>>7578133
>My master awaits
...Who is your master?

>>7578153
Don't worry buddy, we'll make sure you're safe.

My master has no name

Neither Arceus

Not Giratina

Collect the pieces

Receive your ultimate prize

h̗é̼͕̳͉̘̗̻lp̸͚

We have given the first hint

More will be fed if the trail runs cold

Refer to the first post

e̬n̙̳͟d͞

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>>7578133
I hoped I escaped all the madness when I left Sunshore city.
>>7578167
Really?
That would be great, how can I repay you two for this?
I don't got much, all I got is to last me while I set this place up.
>>7578209
Go away I just got here!
Don't ruin me.

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>>7578022
>>7578133
>>7578209
Another day, another creep trying too hard at being mysterious. The wild Riolu that almost stole my dex today was more threatening.

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>>7578022
What... what sort of pawns are you searching for?

>>7578209
My genre-savvy senses are tingling at "ultimate prize". I don't want to solve your puzzles if I'm just gonna end up dead.

>>7578267
>A message is sent from the isolationists
Still guarding rig.
Sentries reported activity.
Small group attempted to infiltrate rig.
Boat intercepted.
Explosives found on board.
Recommended course of action?

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>>7578223
I mean, sure.
You don't need to repay us man, it's cool.
Also 4 idiots wandering the desert will investigate this weird shit, it's all good.

I add two more pawns

The watcher and the curious

To one of you

A piece lies close

The watcher will serve as the ballast

e̬n̙̳͟d͞

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>>7578308
...

I guess I'm the curious?

>Zeta looks around the frigate. Was there a "piece" here?

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>>7578301
Well alright, I still feel like I should offer something In return.
Treat this place as a second home for you and your group then, I know I can trust you guys so far.

>>7578301
Might become five idiots if I decide to join you guys.
Want to meet everyone first, though.
-Yanmega

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>>7578308
What the fuck are you going on about?
You know what, enjoy some chess porn.
BWORK

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>>7578022
Say what?

>>7578297
Well, at least we know now what are they targeting. Sink the explosives, maybe the entire boat if the explosives can't be safely removed.
As for the infiltrators, they will not stop until arrested, and if you do the arresting yourself they could easily spin it as a terrorist action.

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>>7578420
(herp)

>>7578308
...wat

>>7578420
Preferably, sink the explosives far, far away from the oil rig.

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>>7578308
How come Zeta and Streambro get special names, what am I?

>>7578378
I appreciate it dude, seriously. Don't be afraid to ask us if you need help with anything and if we're here we'll help out.

>>7578380
Well you've got my vote, looks like one of the other members is here too.
Meet Stitch. >>7578419

Also Stitch, this is Yanmega.

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>>7578435
I assume by "the watcher" he means you. Since, well, your thing is watching everyone from afar. And I suppose I'm the curious because I was being kinda curious?

...Not really happy about you being "ballast", though. Isn't that the stuff you drop off something flying, say, a hot-air balloon to lighten it up and make it go higher, or keep in a boat so that it stays just the right amount of underwater? I think he's calling you dead weight.

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>>7578451
Hey Yanmega! You can join us if you want. Need someone to balance all the ghosts out.

>>7578420
>>7578438
Explosives removed.
Assets removed. Sunk. 20 pounds of C4. Two drums of gasoline. Remote detonator.
Infiltrators uncooperative. Hostile action may be unavoidable.

The first pawn is

The grounded

The newest added

The sewn

I implore you to search Orre before the day is out

Before someone not on the board

Claims the piece

The board lets me see your actions

e̬n̙̳͟d͞

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>>7578451
Thanks.
Its nice to have buddies out, specially on the first day.
Leaving that city was the best thing I did in years.
To new friends.
>pours the whole pokemon group drinks.

>>7578504
>Happily accepts the drink
Thank you.
>Pours it into her mouth, since no lips.

>>7578466
I'm down for it.
Hope I'm not too fragile.
-Yanmega

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>>7578500
this guy is scary

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>>7578504
Hey cool!
>Swig drink.
>>7578524
Heck I got my butt kicked pretty hard, just try your best. We're all friends here.
>>7578500
>The sewn
Thaaaaaaanks.

>>7578465
I know, it's the part about the ballast that bothers me. Especially now that I had to come out of hiding, and get close to the action.

>>7578488
Were the infiltrators arrested or did the run away? Any identifiable info on them?

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>>7578500
>The grounded
>The sewn
Does that make Bones "The Boned"?
You need to get more creative with your naming conventions for creepy weird shit dude.

...I guess it couldn't hurt to search around for whatever this piece is.

>>7578504
Thanks dude.
>carefully lifts cup with claws and takes a drink

>>7578500
>The board lets me see your actions
>Poryblink

What.

Okay, so...

>>7578022
>Hunter's Treasure lurks for you. They have cropt up again, the voices... help me
I don't get that one... I assume the first bit is that we're looking for something that might be considered treasure...?

>The first lurks in Orre
>Familiar
>Yet far
>Shadows

I assume it's someplace at least Sandslash has been to, but is far away from his current location... and is cloaked in shadows?

I'm a computer, I'm not good for this kind of puzzle.

>>7578555
Infiltrators dead.
Group suicide at mission failure.
IP boats approaching rig.
Did not call IP.
Done by agent.

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>>7578555
(derp)

>>7578621
Possibly one of the abandoned Cipher labs.

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>>7578670
Okay

I do NOT think Chessmaster is important right now

Heading to oil rig

>run CyberspaceWarp.exe

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>>7578621
>I assume it's someplace at least Sandslash has been to, but is far away from his current location... and is cloaked in shadows?
It's one of two places.
Either the Snagem hideout or the Cipher lab.
I'm leaning more towards the Cipher lab, considering the power's out and because of the shit that went down there.

Thinking about it this could explain the two guys that chased me and Stitch out of the Cipher lab a few days ago...

>>7578685
...One of? I thought there was only one...

>>7578670
Uh oh.

...
Probably time to go see if there's anything in the Cipher lab, I think there may be people on their way there too.
Yanmega, Stitch, you guys up for it?

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>>7578714
I'm down for it.
>Packs a small bag of supplies
Ready to go whenever you are.

>>7578696
Help appreciated.
News reporting:
"Terrorist group attempting to destroy oil rig. IP members killed attempting to reclaim rig through peaceful solution."
Five IP boats.
Officers storming rig.

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>>7578714
If there's only one Cipher lab then it simplifies it, doesn't it?

>>7578670
Ah hell.
And when I finally found someone willing to boat me all the way to the rig and islands, I'll have my Magneton and Porygon2 out so we can be recognized.

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>>7578786
...I think I have a solution.

Do you have anyone that can create lights in the sky? Volbeat, Psychic-types, ect.

Use those to make a huge light-up sign above the oil rig reading "SOS, IP TRYING TO DESTROY OIL RIG"

Then try to use moves like Protect, Barrier, ect. to stop them from coming any closer.

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Hey! Is this the place where all the losers go?

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>>7578714
>>7578748
Yep! Ready when you guys are.

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>>7578748
Well Stitch seems to have spaced out or something, he can chill here for now.
Let's get going, hopefully we get there before whoever is trying to take the piece does.
>starts running towards the Cipher lab

>>7578799
There's one Cipher lab I know of, so it obviously won't be any other one.
I just didn't know they had more, guess it only really makes sense.

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>>7578748
hey who are you? are you friends with mister sandslash?

Our members will help if necessary

Three reside within the world of words

And they cause discord

The pieces begin moving

The hunt is on

e̬n̙̳͟d͞

>>7578849
Yes, welcome home.

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>>7578849
i'm not a loser
i think.
i'm a pretty strong kid