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ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's the best gym leader?
Info: http://pastebin.com/2NuRCUiW
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>>7547636
but mama is always right, i shouldn't have ran away, and she's right for grouding me
and i want to be strong but i still want to be nice just like mama
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>>7547674
Morty.
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>>7547731
And my momma was wrong.
"Don't fight, kiddo, you'll get hurt!" And look where I am now.
If she was alive I'd rub it in her face.
Hahaha...
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>>7547594
Ooohh nothing! Have a nice nap?
>>7547518
Ssssshhhhhhhh!
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>>7547765
my mom says i can fight but she says that you shouldn't fight to hurt other, but to protect the innocent
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>Lillie rolls to kill herself
>Evens she does it Odds she doesnt
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>>7547789
And what you don't think I don't do that?
Baby baby I split a skull dude down the middle because he was fuckin' with some kid in my town.
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>>7547674
brock
ill make brock proud one day
still got my brick and shit
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>>7547810
mom always arrest the bad guys, and i want to be like her when i grow up
and you just knocked him out right?
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>>7547674
That one that I inhaled vileplume dust with.
I wasn't even a trainer.
Just walked in.
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>>7547839
Yeah somethin' like that. You know how to use First Impression?
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>>7547798
>floats by and drops a bibble showing a passage that suicide is not the answer
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>>7547906
no, i don't think i can learn that mister
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>>7547922
Can you show a passage to >>7547906 regarding murder?
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>>7547931
Feh. Dude, yeah its a Goli move only but if you get the right dude to teach it to ya you can learn it.
When ya enter a battle you gotta swing at em with ya claws as soon as they come at ya.
No fairity, no mercy. Simple as that.
Shit never misses, if ya learn how to do it.
If I meet ya I'll show ya how its done for reals.
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>>7547674
Ah, there is a gym leader in Unova.... Cress?
He has fine taste in both cooking and types, no?
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>>7547933
>nods
>throws a bibble at >>7547906 earmarked with a passage involving murder
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>>7547960
i don't think we can meet up anytime soon, you see i'm grounded
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>>7547992
Pots and pans go away.
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>>7547999
>Trips fail
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>>7547999
>Oh no it's one condoning murder somehow
>whoopsie
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>>7548010
I meant in the future, man.
>>7547999
QUIT THROWING SHIT AT ME.
>>7548036
>Golisopod used First Impression!
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>>7548027
Horrid waffles and dead taste buds, go away,
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>>7548049
okay maybe in the future maybe when i grow up i'll be old enough to travel around the world being a hero
but i'm not a man, i'm a girl mister golisopod
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>>7548049
>roll to abscond
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>>7548059
Can easily say the same thing towards you you colour blind fuck.
Also take a shower, you smell.
-Smeargle
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>>7548106
Man is a term of endearment. I don't actually care what gender you are/present as/whatever.
Yeah you better be a decent hero.
>>7548134
Next time I see you around here I'm gonna shove your pheromone thing down yer throat.
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>>7548154
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>>7548154
i will be, just like mama
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>>7548172
Actually.
>Throw brick at balloon.
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>>7547773
>Nudges you and whispers
c'mon I thought you were an 'adult' now
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>>7547798
>The shadows whisper "Heeeeeelp......... Maake... Betterrrrr........"
>Abigail appear behind Lillie, tentacles stroking her hair
Doooooon't.......... Can heeeeelp........
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>>7548194
Oh, Is Ninetails finally making the moves?
This I gotta see.
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>>7547922
Fiiine.
>>7548214
>Roll to pass out.
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>>7548189
>Tosses another bibble
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>>7548244
Hey cut that shit out!
>Throws another brick.
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>>7548264
Hey!
Confess your sins!
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>>7548272
Next time don't throw shit at me alolan maid.
>>7548282
Nah. I need to go get some berries, I'm hungry.
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>>7548264
HEY HEY YOU KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF
>RUN SMITE.EXE
>EVENS: YOUR DEVICE ZAPS YOU
>ODDS: A BAD MOBA IS INSTALLED AND HIDDEN IN YOUR FILES TO WASTE SPACE
>>7548272
ARE YOU OKAY
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>>7548312
>Throws a bottle.
Confess!
Sinner!
Confess!
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>>7548312
hey mister golisopod i have a favor to ask to you can you hear me?
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>>7548325
Woooow thanks, bruh.
>>7548343
Thanks for the alcohol.
>>7548356
...
>Throw Crabrawler at.
>>7548365
What's up lil dude?
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>>7548394
I'm not hearing a confession yet.
>Throws another bottle.
Sinner!
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>>7547773
>Is still cuddled up to Zorro
...
You look like you want to say something.
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>>7548356
ILL TAKE THAT AS A YES
>>7548394
>RUN BRICK.EXE
>THROWS A BRICK AT THE STRANGE BUG THING
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>>7548236
.... Heeeeelp.
Proteeeect.
Fiiiiiiiiix.
>Abigail crouches beside Lillie, cradling her with shadows and tentacles
Heeeeeeeelp.
Fiiiiiiiiiix.
>Falling unconscious around a Psychic monster that manipulates and feeds off nightmares without thinking probably wasn't a good idea
>The chittering of bone on bone can be heard, as well as the singing and crying of children to a creepy music box lullaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1jG99z7lVY
>>7548343
Coooooooonfessssssssss...........?
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>finally done at the Pokemon Centre
>claws are now good as new
...Why are you guys throwing shit at each other?
Seriously, chill out.
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>>7548394
well i want you to meet my mama, i don't know what happen exactly but for a long time papa never appeared home again, she says that she's on a secret mission everytime i ask, but i think something happened to him becuse sometimes i hear he sobbing in her room, maybe if you meet her she may be happier
she keeps saying she's fine but i know she's just saying that becasue she doesn't want to hurt me, so i want you to help
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>>7548432
...Uh, Abigail, you should probably be careful there... you don't want to hurt her, right?
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>>7548442
I DONT KNOW BUT ITS KINDA FUN
DO YOU STILL HAVE THOSE HDDS ?
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>>7548432
Confessing is basicly telling what you all might have done wrong.
Part of becoming a better person Is figuring out and understanding what you did wrong.
I tend to reflect back on things I could have done better or did wrong every month.
I think it helps me.
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>>7548405
Yo! Quit it.
>>7548425
Chill dude.
>>7548444
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Wow, ok. I'll like, see about comin for a visit.
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>>7548442
I dunno they're weird. Anyway I found some useful stuff.
Feeling better?
>>7548466
I got them!
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>>7548480
Not untill you confess.
>Throws a bottle.
Their alcohol freeeeee!
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>>7548466
Weird. Also yeah Stiches has them.
...Dropping them in sand doesn't break them, right?
>>7548494
Yeah I know. I'm feeling good now, didn't take as long as I thought it would.
What did you find?
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>>7548497
WHAT AM I CONFESSIN'??
MY MOMMA DIED WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND I'M BAD AT TALKING TO PEOPLE
I START FIGHTS CUZ I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK IM COOL
QUIT THROWIN SHIT AT ME
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>>7548494
OH GOOD
ILL BE OVER MOMENTARILY TO SEE WHAT I CAN GET OFF THEM
>RUN CYBERSPACE_WARP.EXE
>>7548516
UH
DID SAND GET INSIDE THE CASES ?
OTHERWISE NO THEY SHOULD BE FINE
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>>7548544
>Stops midthrow.
Thank you for sharing.
Would you like a hug?
Or talk about it?
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>morning?
>afternoon?
>fuck
>first things first, recordings
Damn impressive job with the Brionne...
>>7548432
At least I don't hear children currently
>>7548516
Depends on how much sand entered them and from how high either way, outlook not good. Might need some professional data recovery work.
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>>7548140
Oh, la saleté, that is the aroma of fine craftsmanship you would smell.
It is a shame you are far gone to recognize it, no?
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>>7548516
Just thread and some sewing needles, a little plastic bag and some other stuff I usually keep in me.
Y'know for emergencies.
>>7548565
Uh, I'm not sure if sand got in them.
>Pull Hard Drives out of chest.
>Wait for Pory.
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>>7548544
>>7548480
okay it's a promise, i hope she likes you,, i want to see her happy
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>>7548597
I'm sure you made a very impressive poo, now stop reminding yourself of it by rubbing yourself in with it.
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>>7548565
>>7548583
I was not the one who dropped them, I just know they were dropped in sand at some point.
I think there was also something about the computer not working properly before we just grabbed the drives and left.
Also Stitches and I weren't the only ones searching old Cipher bases, two guys chased us out of the Cipher lab near Mt Battle earlier today.
Hope all this helps in some way.
>>7548610
Cool, I wish it were that easy for me.
This is like the second time in the past few weeks I've visited a Pokemon Centre and I really don't want to make a habit out of it.
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>>7548570
I dunno man I never actually grew up I'm still a shit kid at heart.
I don't even know how to do half the crap adults do.
I'm fuggin' pathetic and I'm about to go catch a boat to cheer up some scorpion's mom.
>>7548644
Yea I'm catchin' a boat to Sinnoh now. B there in like a few hours or whatevs.
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I heard that N hangs out around here.
Is it true?
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>>7548673
That's a great innitiative buddy.
I feel like were making great progress here.
>puffs pipe.
Go have fun sport.
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>>7548686
..... Yes?
I do indeed frequent these threads.
Was there something you needed me for?
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>>7548673
see ya later, i hope see you later mister golisopod
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>>7548666
Just taking the drives and running was the wisest option. Can actually try to extract something out of them if the drives are having a hardware failure.
Did you take a good luck at whoever chased you out?
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>>7548666
HUH
THATS INTERESTING
ANYWAYS IF SAND GOT INSIDE THEY WOULD JUST NEED TO BE EMPTIED BEFORE USE
OR ELSE IT WOULD SHRED ITSELF
NICE SATANIC DIGITRY BY THE WAY
>>7548610
>WOW THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN USUAL
>STUPID ORRE AND THEIR AWFUL INTERNET SPEEDS
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>>7548732
You play guitar right?
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>>7548666
Yeah I've been trying to figure out like... Medical stuff.
Hopefully if that happens again I can figure out how to bandage you up.
>>7548748
>Why is this guy taking to long geeeeeeez.
>Poke pins into arm out of boredom.
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>>7548194
Shhhhhh
>embarrassed
>>7548413
Uuh i do but it is kind of uuhh... personal...
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>>7548460
....... noooooooo.
Waaaaaaaant......... tooo..... fix.
>>7548475
Wrooooong.......
Aetherrrrr said.........
We were wrooooong.
Coooonfessssss?
>>7548583
Do you.......
Waaaaaant..... Thaaat?
To hear........ The voices.....?
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>>7548749
Ask him to play freebird!
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>>7548748
If you're talking about opening a harddrive enclosure you need an ISO class 5 clean room else you run the risk of damaging the platters.
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>>7548796
>Implying Colress doesnt have shit like that
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>>7548772
>PLOP OUT OF YOUR DEVICE
THESE PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO WORK ON THEIR ISPS SERVICE
>>7548796
OH IM SORRY WHICH ONE OF US IS BASICALLY A SENTIENT COMPUTER ?
ILL GIVE YOU A HINT
ITS NOT THE ONE WITH FUR
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>>7548782
Wou- would you need any assistance?
You don't look so healthy.
>grasps small cross.
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>>7548745
I didn't manage to see what they looked like, it was dark and one of them threw a Pokeball at me so I just got out of there and hid until they left.
I overheard them talking about going to the old Snagem hideout in Eclo Canyon though, which is fine because that's literally where me and Stitches were before them and there's nothing useful left there that we could find.
>>7548748
Well you guys know more about this stuff than I do. The only reason I know anything about computers is because I was around humans that used them a lot.
I hope the drives aren't too damaged.
>>7548772
That would be very useful. I hate it when anything happens to my claws, everything just becomes so much more awkward until they grow back.
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>>7548829
>Offer Hard Drive thingies to him.
Riight here. What's an isp?
>>7548839
Or heck maybe metal. Would it be bad if you got your claws like little metal exoskeleton thingies?
Like that guy in those comics.
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>>7548829
>>7548827
Actually now that I think about it if sand got in with the platters all the cleaning in the world wouldn't save them as they'd be scratched all to hell and back.
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>>7547894
>using vileplume dust as a recreational drug
Sounds like Erika. She puts on the shrine maiden facade when the cameras are on her, but she's basically a hippie. Having huge amounts of grass pokémon around helps with that.
Also, she sells. And, from what I've heard, she has some really powerful peyote that she has some cacnea and cacturne guarding. Having the money and clout to have a private greenhouse is highly conducive to growing, as it turns out.
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>>7548782
I'm fine, I don't need the voices but thanks for asking.
>>7548829
Yeah good luck reading anything without spinning the platters and shredding them in the process.
>>7548839
Don't listen to Dedsec and send them to a professional data recovery shop, I'll pay the bill.
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>>7548885
Yeah can we stop whining about every drug using Gym Leader?
The League doesn't give a shit so neither should we
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>>7548898
Oh, I'm not whining, just saying. I've got a few vials of some really fucking powerful extracts that I bought last time I was in Celadon.
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>>7548885
Oh sweet dude.
Thanks for the tip.
>>7548898
Hey chill buddy.
Were just discussing, we ain't being hateful or angry.
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>>7548892
ARE YOU IMPLYING I WOULD POWER THESE WITHOUT CHECKING THEM FIRST
YOURE ALMOST AS BAD AS THE FURBALL
>>7548874
>ACQUIRE HARDWARE
>VERY VERY GENTLE JOSTLE TO CHECK FOR SAND
>EVENS: NO SAND
>ODDS: I HATE SAND ITS COARSE AND ROUGH AND GETS EVERYWHERE
AN INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER
BASICALLY ITS THE COMPANIES THAT PROVIDE YOU ACCESS TO THE WEB.
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>>7548939
...Uh. Should we be worried?
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>>7548926
No problem. She's got some, "mixes," though, that should be avoided unless you're either an absolute pro, or okay with losing a few days' worth of time that slowly filters back in as you sober up.
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>>7548958
Probably just got shut down and, potentially, raided. If he doesn't have anything, and the police aren't feeling like assholes, he should be fine.
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>>7548874
I mean maybe? I don't know.
I'm not an expert so I wouldn't know. Maybe go ask the Pokemon Centre staff?
>>7548892
I don't know any places like that in Orre, otherwise I would.
>>7548942
...Are the drives going to be alright? It would suck if we had recovered them to find out that they're not going to work.
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>>7548777
...
Well, I won't pry, then.
>Goes back to sleep
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>>7548942
So are they broken?
>>7548977
Yeah I'll try asking them about it sometime.
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>>7548777
>slaps zorro upside the head with a ribbon
>whispers
What do you think you're doing, you're losing your chance.
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Does anyone know why my Banette keeps sticking pins in itself?
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>>7548977
>>7548994
THEY SHOULD BE FINE
OTHER THAN WHATEVER WAS ALREADY WRONG WITH THEM ANYWAYS
>INSERT DRIVES INTO BAYS ON MY BACK
>PROJECT HOLOGRAPHIC SCREEN
>RUN DATA_RECOVERY.EXE
>EVENS: THERES PLENTY OF GOOD INTEL ON THEM
>ODDS: NOT SO MUCH BUT STILL SOME
>DUBS EVENS: VERY SENSITIVE INFORMATION IS ON THESE DRIVES
>DUBS ODDS: THEY CATCH FIRE
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>>7548749
Yes? That fan is asking for Free Bird so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBpe2YQEzZo
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>pulls out electric guitar
Thats pretty good but beat this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnLAC5AJPuM
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>>7549058
>squees
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>>7548654
Ah, but if I were to go use the restroom I would never tell you of it, for fear the your friend would consider it an acceptable replacement to chocolate.
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>>7549058
DUDE YOU JUST GOT BTFO BY VOLKNER
ARCEUS MEW HES GOOD
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>>7548994
Hey. looks like you might be able to help out >>7549031.
>>7549041
Good to hear.
Find anything interesting on there?
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>>7549031
Did you piss him off? He might be trying to put a curse on you.
>>7549041
Nice! Did you find anything cool?
>>7549121
Donezo.
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>>7548942
>>7549041
If you get anything we will know where the weekly allowance of luck went.
>>7549095
Or because I would lock your pompous ass inside, you're starting to get on my nerves.
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>Clacking noises.
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>>7549072
That's impressive but...
>>7549118
For only thirty minutes a practice and two years of experience I think I did well on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UoIizpqAqQ
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>>7549095
So that's your reason to shit your pants?
Or is that what you call "cuisine".
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>>7549022
>rubs head
>in a low voice
Hey! Yeah i know but he is sleeping!
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>>7549165
Well he wasn't a minute ago
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>>7549151
>clacks back
hello
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>>7549153
You are just as good as I heard you were.
However....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-AYOwvnK0
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>>7549072
>>7549153
Sick. Maybe you should form a band with Gladion as the .... idk. Vocals? Drums? Who knows.
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>>7549121
>>7549121
YEAH THERES SOME SHIPPING LOGS AND A BUNCH OF TEXT FILES ON HERE
>FLIP SCREEN AROUND TO SHOW THEM
I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF SOME OF THOSE HAD OR IMPLIED HIGHLY ILLEGAL THINGS IN THEM
>>7549153
I AM UNIMPRESSED
VOLKNER HAS BESTED YOU IN ROUND TWO AS WELL
KEEP TRYING HOWEVER THIS IS VERY ENTERTAINING
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>Is in redneck fangirl heaven.
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>>7549222
Your taste is in music is as shit as your taste in women.
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>>7549182
Sshh keep your voice down!
I will ask him when he wakes up!
Uuhh
>whispers
How should i ask?
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>>7549238
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>>7549261
>throws brick at
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>>7549269
I'm going to have to side with >>7549238
Your taste in music is suboptimal.
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>>7549240
No asking just doing.
>>7549269
You know it to be true digiboy.
>>7549277
Your aim is awful
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>>7549269
Gotta agree with >>7549238
I am sure she didn't even worked out.
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>>7549294
>loudly
WHAT
>whispers
H-how...?
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>>7549286
>>7549294
>>7549297
THAT WASNT EVEN A SONG THOUGH
ANYONE CAN WAFFLE ON STRINGS LIKE THAT
I COULD AND I DONT EVEN HAVE FINGERS
ALSO WHAT DO YOU MEAN MEWTWO
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>>7549222
I don't believe a Pokémon without fingers gets to judge anything regarding musical instruments.
>>7549198
Perhaps. I don't believe that Gladion plays a musical instrument, but I suppose it would be possible to teach him.
>>7549194
It is nice to see someone of similar guitar talent. I'm sure Zekrom will be glad to see this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpASSx0ecTU
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>>7549277
>throws a bucket full of bibble
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>>7549297
THICC
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>>7549310
Looks like the warmup is over
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZqfYBDohkc
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>>7549222
Cool, thanks for the help dude.
I guess you can keep the hard drives and their data, I was just trying to help gather information to help out the Guzzlord guy.
If we find any more computer stuff I'll make sure to let you know.
>>7549310
>>7549348
>Sandslash is just enjoying the music
Keep it up dudes!
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>>7549310
>>7549348
>The anxious sweating of an excited ditto
Where the fuck is real Gladion, he's missing out on some excellent fingering skills
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>>7549222
And I know exactly the kind of people who would want to see that info.
>>7549363
This t b h, about the music.
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>>7549308
It's as simple as kissing them like you did while they were asleep but when they're awake.
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>>7549310
DID YOU DETUNE YOUR GUITAR
THAT SOUNDS REALLY OFF FOR SOME REASON
THOU HATH BEEN SLAIN BY VOLKNER AS WELL
BRING OUT THE HEAVY STUFF
>>7549363
YOURE WELCOME
>COPIES FILES ONTO A THUMBDRIVE AND HANDS IT TO YOU
GIVE THIS TO THE EX AETHER AGENT IF YOU SEE HIM I GUESS
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This music is pretty good!
>>7549416
Woaaaaah, cool.
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>>7549416
Dude, you need to check your microphone drivers.
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>>7549186
>Clack clack!
Hello?
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>>7549450
>clack clack!
hello, how are you?
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>>7549416
I never said I was the best. I said I've been learning guitar for Zekrom over my free time during the past two years. I'm just enjoying the chance to get to play guitar with someone else who at least knows what they're doing for once.
>>7549348
..... was this supposed to be a contest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3rqKDA2omo
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>>7549416
>>7549443
.... I think he just finds Volkner hot.
I mean, I do too, but I ain't gonna let it cloud my musical judgment. Good shit going on all around.
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>>7549489
Not really, I just wanted to test your skills.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px-1UBGLTlw
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>>7549408
Well Dedsec has the files too now, if me and Stitches find anything else interesting on Cipher computers we'll send it your way too.
>>7549416
Thanks again, like I said to streambro, I'll let you know if we find anything other interesting data.
Also dude come on, just chill out and enjoy the music.
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>just watching the show live
you two are great
>happy clacking
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>>7549443
MY DRIVERS ARE FINE THANK YOU
>>7549527
GOTCHA
ALSO I AM ENJOYING THE MUSIC
I JUST WANT N TO BE BETTER THAN SOME NERD FROM SINNOH
>>7549489
THAT IS MUCH BETTER BY THE WAY
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The Holy Root Beer Keg Has Arrived
If Evens: Everyone gets one root beer keg full of delicious root beer to enjoy during the rock off
If Odds: Everyone gets 1 mug of delicious root beer
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>>7549520
Pantera? Good taste.
>>7549552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZLtzchX32c
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>>7549579
Thank ye kindly fella.
Yer welcome in Orre anytime.
>Listens to the music, wiping away tears of joy.
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>>7549590
Well this little show has been fun, I will have to run off, my gym doesn't run itself
have one last song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tpwp-yGCKk
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>>7549552
Hmm, all right, fair enough.
>>7549579
...Uh. I don't have a mouth though... anyone want this?
>>7549590
>>7549603
Also this is some great music.
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>>7549623
Wait wait WAIT WAIT NO THAT WAS THE WRONG PIC
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>>7549603
Nice. He's something to have for your next battle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QThCEe_ZnMA
>>7549623
Glad I can plea-
.... Did you just send me lewds?
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>>7549579
Thanks I guess? I could make something out of this mug.
>>7549623
Is that porn?
>>
>>7549623
Do you guys even have genitals?
>>
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>>7549623
what are these two doing?
>>
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>>7549664
(forgot pic)
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>>7549680
I'm glad I don't keep weird porn on my dex.
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>>7549623
Side effects of a well done memory data recovery job, it looks like.
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>>7549680
>>7549623
Hahahahahaha
>>
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>>7549697
fuk u
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>>7549680
WHY
>>7549656
YES
>>
>>7549713
I'm calling the police.
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>>7549680
why are they laughing?
>>7549697
>>7549698
i don't get it
>>
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>>7549724
Well where do you hide it?
Its not one of those blue flippers right?
>>
>>7549713
What am i looking at here
>>
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>>7549736
SUPER SECRET CANT TELL YOU SORRY
>>7549747
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
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>>7549724
...
...No we don't. Unless they added it after I evolved...
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>>7549736
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>>7549762
Its not the nose right?
Or all of your blue things at the same time right?
>>7549767
Hey that's not atta....
How is that even possible?!
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>>7549767
ew, what is that?
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>>7549731
When are you gonna megaevolve into shortstack bf and pound sandslash
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>>7549789
I don't even understand half of what you're saying.
>>
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>>7549789
I am not even slightly ok with this.
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>shiny Ditto sneaks onto the Bridge of the Plasma Frigate
>giggling like a schoolgirl the entire time
>Presses the button for the shipwide announcement systems
>plays the following to the entire ship from a boombox it dragged into the room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCNYK_9hKDk
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>>7549767
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>7549764
PINHOLE BUTTON WHERE THE LEFT LEG WOULD BE IF WE WERE BIPEDS
YOURE WELCOME
>>7549792
>INTERNALLY SCREAMING
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>>7549656
A proprietary I/O port for data transfer between Porygon and evolutions is standard issue. In Porygon and Porygon2 it is normally located in the head but the developers of Porygon-Z thought it would be a really funny joke to move it near the tail.
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>>7549767
We've already had enough of that can we please not have any more.
>>7549814
...Why
>>7549819
...I didn't even know that was a button...
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>>7549839
>>7549819
Nope
>>7549792
Oh you like?
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>>7549802
>>7549812
BREED THE SLASH
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>>7549839
>>7549819
what is that thing, and why it was puking?
>>
>>7549857
>Zeta used Shadow Ball
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>>7549861
Why???
I- What?
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
>>
>>7549839
THERES ANOTHER ON THE OTHER SIDE
BUT THATS FOR UH
YEAH
>>7549857
CEASE AND DESIST
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>>7549874
Goddamnit i liked that arm too
Guess i'll just have to use my other one to post this
>>
>>7549900
>Zeta used Thunderbolt
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>>7549900
>>7549857
>>
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>>7549911
>>7549896
>plugs in and out repeatedly
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..... Colress do we have any bleach?
>>
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>>7549900
>>7549857
>>7549767
>PROCESSING NEW DATA
>DATA VALIDITY: 0.00000000001%
>PURGING DATA
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>>7549914
>Covers eyes.
Ay a gal like you shouldn't be seein' this nonsense.
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>>7549861
Please stop. I like the guy but not like that.
>>7549867
It's probably best if you leave until all this calms down.
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>>7549924
Storage room.
I should emphasis a lot of this porn is very inaccurate.
>>
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>>7549929
Here i found some of you too
>>7549911
Missed me loser
>>
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>>7549900
Sir, it's more like this
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>>7549934
is it something bad?
if it is i'll go
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>Computerized screams of anguish echo in the night
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>>7549944
... yes? Do you have another solution for guaranteeing I never see anything like it again?
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>Missiles are launched toward Orre
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>>7549944
YOURE MOSTLY RIGHT
ITS ONLY THE PINK FLOATY BIT THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS
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>>7549983
Throw brick
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>>7549956
...Uh, yes.
It's a lot of confusing grown up stuff, you don't want to know about it yet trust me.
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>>7549932
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>>7549974
I personally find it very interesting.
You should avoid the computer for a bit, king.
>>7549997
I knew I was correct.
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>>7549950
>BACKTRACE COMPLETED
>PROTOCOL "FUCK OFF" ENABLED
>Hal used Tri Attack
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>>7549983
Is that bad?
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>Wakes up because all the commotion
What is going on?!
Are things on fire again?
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>>7549950
>>7549955
>Zeta used Ice Beam
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>>7550006
>yes
>you hit something
>the missiles continue to Orre
>one hour until they hit
>somewhere
>1 and 3 Agate Village
>2 and 4 Pyrite Town
>5 and 7 Phenac City
>9 Mt. Battle
>8 and 0 Area 51
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>>7550007
bye mister sandslash, i hope you grown ups finish talking about these grown up stuff
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>>7550017
MAYBE
>>7550043
NEVERMIND JUST OLD PEOPLE
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>>7550043
That's bad?
>>7550053
Oh okay. More ghost friends then, cool.
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>>7550043
>Agate.
Literally the worst place to bomb, what the fuck?
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>>7550017
Depending on where it hits, yes.
>>7550021
Things got weird fast, it's hard to explain.
>>7550052
Yeah, I hope we finish talking about it too.
>>7550053
Dude what the fuck.
I like the people in Agate...
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>>7550015
>>7550031
>Blood spurting from his arm stump as the tri attack and ice beam fly past the shadowy figure impacting the wall behind him
Hahaha you fucking machines have awful accuracy.
>throws out a pokeball
Primarina Go! Use Hydro Pump against Zeta
0+ SpA Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Porygon-Z: 201-237 (64.6 - 76.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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>>7549767
>>7549857
>>7549900
>>7549950
>IDENTIFIED: SUBJECT: PORYGONS
>UNIDENTIFIED: ACTIVITIES
>UNIDENTIFIED: EXTRA ANATOMICAL PIECE
>FURTHER DATABANK SEARCHES FOR AN ANSWER INCONCLUSIVE
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. . - / .. - .-.-.- / . -..- .--. .-.. .- .. -. ..--..
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>>7550113
(whoops i setup this shitty calculator wrong, doesn't matter i missed anyways)
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>>7550123
It's... Sex.
Listen Unit One I'll show you sometime, I promise.
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>>7550093
WELL HEY ATLEAST ITS NOT HITTING AN ORPHANAGE
OR THAT WEIRD MAROWAK GUYS STUFF
I DONT THINK THAT WOULD GO WELL FOR ANYONE INVOLVED
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..... Hmph. There is a sudden flood of elderly within the Distortion World. Strange....
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>>7549983
>>7550043
These rockets seem a bit rusty to me.
>>7550113
>PlAY "YOU'VEGOTMAIL.WAV"
>Hal used Tri Attack
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>Target: Agate Village
>Touchdown in 30 minutes.
>Let's say every post from now is 2 minutes.
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>>7550113
>Zeta used Thunderbolt on Primarina
252+ SpA Porygon-Z Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Primarina: 196-232 (65.1 - 77%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
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>>7550174
Is now a bad time to ask for that surgery?
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>>7550238
I have that eye all ready. If you head into the lab we can see about putting it in.
(I'm not going to do any character killing rolls unless you're okay with that. Any fails are probably just going to mean the surgery needs to be redone/the eye is a bit faulty.)
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>>7550174
.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / --- -.- .- -.-- .-.-.- / .- - / .-- .... .- - / .--. --- .. -. - ..--.. / .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .... .- ...- . / - --- / -- .- -.- . / .- -.. .--- ..- ... - -- . -. - ... / - --- / - .... . / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. - / ... -.-. .... . -.. ..- .-.. . / -.-- --- ..- / .... .- ...- . / ... . - / ..-. --- .-. / -- . .-.-.-
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>>7550092
Hey dude, me and a friend searched through the Snagem hideout and found some data that might be useful to you.
>>7550191
Orre is like 90% empty desert, I would have preferred it to hit somewhere that won't hurt people and Pokemon.
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>>7550093
yeah i do not think i should ask...
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>>7550278
Alright, I'l come over right now.
(how about brain damage with a 9 and 7+8 mean faulty connection?)
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>>7550300
(I think so. OHKO because crit. 160%-180%, so if Zeta has taken prior damage he's actually kill)
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>>7550293
I'm going to be swinging into Phenac to get some fuel and medical supplies.
Sorry for cutting out last night, a fucking armored van arrived on scene.
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>>7550238
>>7550278
>>7550305
Good luck!
How did you lose your eye?
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>>7550300
>Zeta has fainted!
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is it over? can i come back?
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>>7550290
Uh, after I preform this operation with Unit Two. We can see about doing it then.
>>7550305
Thank you, I'm getting my things together. Unit Three will let you in and escort you to the table.
(If you're 100% fine with that. With the bad rolls everyone has been getting we might end up with brain damage rolls.)
>>
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>>7550330
Bit of a crazy story, but Victini attacked me and my friends.
We managed to hold him off, but he cooked the eye right out of my socket.
I lost it somewhere later but it was dead by then.
>>7550360
(Its all good buddy, I'l wing it if there's any lasting damage, I'l think of something to curb the damage but keep it as a handicap)
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>>7550381
(Fug)
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>The missile crashes into Agate Village killing hundreds
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>>7550393
Whoa really? you fought a tough pokemon like that?
That is pretty rad!
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>>7550412
>[Distant cheering]
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>>7550295
I mean I could tell you if you want.
Anyway how was your date with your Slugma friend?
>>7550323
Hey that's convenient, Stitches and I are chilling in Phenac right now.
One of the Porygon dudes came by and copied some data from the hard drives we found onto this little memory stick thing.
>>7550381
The open desert is nobody's territory unless they decide to build something there.
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>>7550221
It's just you and me now buddy.
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>>7550340
>PROTOCOL "EVACUATE" ENABLED
>Hal cyberspaces away with Zeta in tow, back to the frigate
-Hal, currently imageless
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>>7550432
>Honk nose
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>>7550437
Or not
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>>7550381
>>7550430
but why do grown up always try to make people have no fun by bringing stuff only for them?
that's annoying
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>>7550420
We all suffered for it.
Burns suck.
No offence.
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>>7550430
it went excellent!
He is sleeping on top of my right now so i do not want to move around to much
>>
guy who has been trying to make his own null here
i have decided to abandon my null plans
i have gotten decent enough at this splicing shit that nearly all of my creations are living and functional and just had an idea
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>>7550393
(Alright!)
>Unit Two and Three escort the Smeargle to a table as Colress gets the anesthesia ready.
Anything you need before we put you under?
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>>7550482
What's the plan, stan?
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>>7550494
...
Can I give you a hug?
I want to thank you for this your doing.
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>>7550430
It didn't go well enough, she didn't kiss slugma and I am disappoint because of it especially since zorro told me they were an adult now.
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>>7550448
>PROTOCOL "EVACUATE" STILL ENABLED
>KEEP PURSUERS AWAY
>Hal used Thunder Wave
>Hal attempts running away with Zeta again
(Consider level 50 and Eviolite for all damage calcs)
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>>7550520
>He hugs the Smeargle.
Uh, don't worry it isn't a problem. With all the research Unit Two and I have done there shouldn't be any problems.
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>>7550482
Nuullllll................
Spliiiiiiiiiiiiiice...........
Nulllllllllllllllllllllllllll...................
Plaanns....... Sufferrrrrrrr.........
NULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.................
>ENRAGED PSYCHIC DEMONIC SCREECHING
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>>7550459
Us grown ups do a lot of things that seem weird and annoying, usually there's a good reason behind it though.
>>7550472
That's cute.
I hope future dates go just as well.
>>7550521
Hey, they can take it at their own pace, nothing wrong with that.
That doesn't make them any less of an adult.
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>>7550521
Y-yes i did!
and I am all grown up!
>>7550482
like what?
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>>7550562
Alright.
I'm ready, put me under.
>hums a soft tune to calm himself.
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>>7550526
I think you misunderstood, I'm not chasing you even if you did fuck up my apartment and the little bastard you're carrying tore off my fapping arm.
>>7550443
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>>7550585
I guess, I had to resist introducing her to the adult world after I caught her post 'science experiment' yesterday so at the very least she could have rewarded me with something cute to watch.
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>>7550593
>He puts the oxygen mask on Smeargle and the Anesthesia takes effect.
Arceus, please let this work.
>Unit Two goes to work replacing the eye and making the proper connections.
>Brain damage with a 9 and a faulty connection with a 7 or 8.
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>>7550585
if you say so mister
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>>7550627
As cool as that sounds theoretically, that's a terrible idea.
You don't wanna end up like bill do you?
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>>7550627
Can you fix my arm, I don't wanna go lefty for self servicing time.
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>>7550626
Do you like to watch or do science?
>>7550627
.... that sounds like a very bad idea.
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>>7550684
It can be a pokemon arm I don't care.
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>>7550684
Left handed is better imo
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>>7550685
Are we back to this science shit? You're adult now use adult words.
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>>7550717
.....
i like science
-zorro
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>>7550746
So you're saying I should have let my new testosterone fueled body taken over and ravaged that ass?
-Sylveon
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fuck fuck fuck fuck
i fucked up big time and cant undo this
fuck fucking made a misscalculation
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>>7550360
>UNIT ONE: SCHEDULE CHANGED
>UNIT ONE: WAIT
- FuggableHugBug#1
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>>7550771
Hi Bill#2
What's the damage?
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>>7550771
Sucks for you sport, maybe don't play god when he's actually watching bucko!
-Raddad
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>>7550803
Boooooo.
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>>7550746
i won't if i repeated everything you people talk i would be grounded forever
so i i'm way smarter than you grown ups think
-skorupi
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>>7550767
Honestly I thought you meant you'd get her a sex toy or something.
Either way sure, why not?
- Sandslash
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gengy
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>>7550856
PFFFT
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will
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>>7550856
How
How did you even do that
What the shit.
You should probably like, run. Fast.
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>>7550828
When you're old enough your parents will probably tell you about this stuff on their own.
It happens with everyone.
- Sandslash
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