ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite ghost? Inf

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>>7539452
me

>>7539405
(Dead as fuck man)
+2 252+ SpA Genesect Techno Blast vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Arceus on a critical hit: 347-409 (90.8 - 107%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO

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>>7539452
The soon to be ghosts of Batterman and Rust

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>>7539323
That sounds pretty fun...

looks like you like those fries huh?

>the fires are just about gone

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>>7539452
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHY IS THERE A DEAD WOMAN
WHY WAS THE BATTER GUY GUNNED DOWN BY GENESECTS

ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE

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>>7539405
WELCOME TO THE DISTORTION WORLD
>HUG

ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT

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>>7539520
blow me

>>7539452
who do you think

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>>7539387
AVENGE!!!!
>ANOMALESIA USED CRUSH CLAW
+2 252+ Atk Type: Null Crush Claw vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Scrafty: 192-226 (70.8 - 83.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>UNIT TWO: GET BACK TO HELPING PATIENTS

ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT!

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>>7539499
Nothing makes sense anymore
Ray and Colress are still with... "that" in storage and seem completely oblivious of anything going outside. It might be for the better.
Some ridiculously lucky Scrafty killed Rust. RIP Rust, I barely knew ye
Batter is also dead because Unit Two made like a dorf going for discarded shoes except replace shoes with Rust's brain, Batter went crazy, and Genesects are really good at self defense (unlike dorfs)

>>7539550
You have my permission to murder the everloving shit of that Scrafty.

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>>7539387
>Incoherent screams
>Flailing with the fucking pipe
>DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

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>>7539489
Yeah they're pretty good, can't believe i haven't had them til now

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>>7539532
>>7539499
>Al eats the two human bodies, as is custom

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>>7539724
yeah you were missing out!
>gobbles down the last of the fries
>satisfied sigh
man I am tired now! I am going to go home and see if slugma came around... You going to sleep on the couch again?

>Flailing against Scrafty continues.
>>7539734
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
>Flings the pipe at Al, in an attempt to discourage him, before going bare fists and trying to eye-gouge.

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>>7539765
>Al hisses at him and flies off to the crow's nest with the bodies

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>>7539734
Of course you JUST NOW leave your room to engorge on warm bodies you fat overgrown chicken

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>>7539782
I was already out of my room. Helping Emrys explain our adventures to the new guys.
I just happened to hear about the deadening and decide that bodies shouldn't go to waste.

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>>7539765
>( Yet again, I forget my avatarfagging. )

>>7539780
Goddammit, you vulture...
>Gives up on beating the Scrafty, which is presumed dead as fuck.
At least take this bastard with you.

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>>7539780
>Disrespectful scavenger bird
>Evens: Teleported to Lillycove
>Odds: Spoon in ass

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>>7539817
>What ass?
>>7539815
Sure, I'll clean up that one, too.
>Flies back down and just eats the Scrafty right there before returning to the Crow's nest to eat the others

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>>7539753
>yawns
Probably it beats sleeping outside for sure.

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>>7539865
Alright cool!

sleep well! see ya tomorrow!

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>>7539847
>>7539809
No you are NOT eating Rust and Batter, they will be given a proper burial like the civilized beings we're supposed to be,

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>>7539847
I'm with >>7539898
Please don't make me come up there with the pipe.

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>>7539898
>>7539921
>Woops too late
>Unless you want the hat or something

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>>7539847
>slaps cloaca

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>>7539928
Did you at least leave their pokemon?

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>>7539928
Excuse me for a moment.
>Firmly lodge spoon in cloaca
>Poof corpses out and into the lab

Carry on.

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>>7539894
Goodnight

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>He jabs two pins into himself in respect for the dead.

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>>7539958
(I mean sure, whatever, fuck with the gimmick my character has had for like.... twenty threads now. That's cool too. )
>The corpses explode

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Thrrrree dead and I can give less of a fuck. Rest in Peace, don't let the Pikachu haunt you, all that shit. I'm fucking pissed at otherrrr things rrright now.
I just found out Aetherrr killed thousands to make the Type:Null, in the most twisted and fucked up ways possible.

And they haven't been wiped out, therrre could be so many facilities operrrating undergrrrround.

Just. Fucking. AAAAAAAARGH!

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>>7540096
.... am sorry!
Fail at protect friend!!!
Fail at avenge friend!!
Cause many die!!
Am bad Type Null....
Please no make go away...
Try to make it up!!!
Don't want go!!!
Don't want leave again!!!

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>>7540073

>>7539958
(what an asspull)

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>>7540140
You did all you could. Nobody's mad at you.
We're not throwing you out, buddy. I promise.

>>7539958
(dude stop its been his character thing since the beginning)

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>>7540140
Not yourrrr fault mate. Just Aetherrr making me angerrry.

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>>7539928
I swear to Arceus, one day you pull that shit off again and I will make you the coffin for whatever you ate that day.

>>7540096
Looks like you have been slow in the news, because to top off the shit sundae the IP are on the case, in a definitely hostile fashion.

>>7540140
You did all you could. Sometimes, life just doesn't want to let you win, or even take a break.
Nobody is going to get rid of you.

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>>7540270
...What?
I've been a bit out of the loop dealing with purrrsonal shit, so would you carrre to fill me in?!

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>>7540270
Define "on the case". Whose case, Aether's or ours?
I was really enjoying not having a warrant, if they're on us.

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>>7538610
.... Abiiiiiiiiigaaaaaaaaaaaiilllllll.
My naaaaaaame...........
... Aaaabigaaaail.
>>7538860
>Continue patting face tentacles
>She can sense a lot of negative emotions on the ship right now and it's getting to her
>Crying child sounds continue to get louder, along with the teeth clattering

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I hope your friends pass on well.
I've been trying to make a new kit since I left mine at home.

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fuck it, biggerrr purrroblems... Morrrre immediate purrroblems anyways. Guin's bleeding out on us rrright now. Colrrress, have you gotten anything? We need something to help herrrr quick!

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>>7540319
I have a bad feeling, sis... Abagail.
That's a nice name for 'chu.
>Slightly anxious
>Thinking soothing thoughts
>It's partially working

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>>7540308
>>7540318
The pokemon isolationists case. Agents, plural dispatched to Alola early in the day. Between encryption and packet loss much of the message from HQ was lost but I could clearly read mention to "separatists", "sabotage" and possible subversion of the Alolan government.

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>>7540140
Anomalesia, I'm not going to get rid of you.
That would make me a bad friend, wouldn't it?

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>>7540319
Abigail. It's a pleasure to meet you.
What do you feel?

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>>7540400
I'm sure the Alolan government, such as it is, will be thrilled to hear about that.
If I was them I know what tactic I'd take given their vantage point.

They sending an open and uniformed assault team? Or is this a quiet job?

checking in---
hello?
spotty down=--- here
been camping out -------IP agents

>>7540485
fucking bullshit----hateorre
A2----zzlordguy
anyone copy?

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>>7540439
Eeeeeeeeeeeeverrrrrrything..........
The Raichu....
Is anxxxxxxious...........
The Zangoooooooose..........
Self haaaatred......
The Type Nuuullllll..........
Doooooooubtt...... Feeeeeeeeeear.........
>>7540385
>All of the fear of the ship is starting to pile up
>The children crying are practically shrieking, and so is she
>It's taking a lot of effort not to teleport again

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>>7540457
I haven't been able to get in contact with them, and I have been trying ever since I found out about the sorry state of the rig. Need to be an Alolan resident to do so and you could help with that actually.

Seems that they sent a small team and are voiding a direct confrontation, probably going to try to pit the Alolan government against the isolationists if sabotage and smear campaigns fail.

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>>7540511
Abigail we aren't afraid of you.
>He fiddles with the recorder nervously.
Thank you for the information...
>Pacification roll.
Deep breaths. Will you tell me what you desire?

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>>7540216
>>7540167
>>7540414
Hello!!
Okay!!
Keep try hard!!
Be better Null!!
Win next time!!!
Prove am deserve be here!!!

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>>7540523
If I was in their position, I know exactly what I'd do and how I'd do it, factoring in the ideological bent towards Pokemon that runs through their command.

We're forming a plan now, and we'll get cameras rolling when they show their ugly mugs.

>>7540507
not seeing any responses
area 51------ spotty------
arceus
somebody please reply back----
firearms--------lans

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>>7540485
>>7540507
>>7540584
The ex-Aether with the Guzzlord? I copy you, but the transmission is potty at best.

>>7540566
And I am really anxious to let the world see.
Bad publicity does exist and I'm going to prove it hard.

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>>7540485
>>7540507
>>7540584
Who the fuck isn't answering the channels?
Hello? I read you, what have you found?

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>>7540485
>>7540507
>>7540584
oh hey
fucks going on here
klinks be transmitting some shit
anyway
whats up
im at the island where they found those hybrids
still
just chilling
is that rig in danger or like
do i need to fly in and kick some ass
whats going on

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>message sent to the seperratists
We need some waterr types to help us keep yourrr grroup safe, anyone up for the job?

>>7540611
>A message is sent from the isolationists
"Water pokemon lurking beneath rig"
"Allies, members, keeping watch"

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>>7540511
>Calming down now.
I'm a little jumpy, but I've been worse.
I'm hoping my friends are, like, OK. There was a big ruckus earlier.

>>7540611
>>7540616
good to hear
sorry---shitty down here
camping out--- ---entry
only --- one entered
basement ---- --- firearms
--- --- ---- --- scattered documents -- old
reviewing
how is everything top---
>>7540648
blondie?
---base empty so far
--- camping out

>>7540657
>>7540658
"Four water types total"
"Have wingull circling above rig as well."
"Additional support can be sent."

>>7540657
(sepurratists)

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Dude that guy on your ship was whack.
Ya'll ok?

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>>7540658
Good, great. If they're going to sabotage the rig, they will probably target old oil pipes and other underwater parts of the structure.

>>7540665
Wait until you've got better signals to send any documents, unless there were no other option. I doubt you can destroy all these firearms but you could try detonating the ammunition, leave the IP less ways to arm themselves.

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>>7540665
yeah i aint seeing shit yet here either
camp party is a go
better be roasting marshmallows over there man
i got mine over blazikens elbows

>>7540750
destroying ----- now
documents taken ---
lot of weird shit ----
second ---
>uploaded spaceship?.jpeg
>uploaded rpg7s.jpg
>uploaded jarthing.jpg
not sure what --- jar is
grey viscous ---
not breaking that --it
>>7540799
leaving basement soon
sorry about ---ection

----- something?

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>>7540548
>All sounds stop
>The shadows of her gown shift restlessly
......... I don't knooooooow.
It was alwaaaaaays freeeeeeeeeedom.......
>>7540659
>She tilts her head, listening in with psychic powers
........... baaaaaaaaaaath...
blooooooooooood..........
... gweeeeeeeen,

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>>7540840
>The nervousness subsides, instead replaced by the whirring of scientific Klinks.
Then... What would freedom be to you?

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>>7540837
The first image seems that it got corrupted in transmission and can barely see what it is supposed to be. Was it rounded kind of like a Magnezone or was more tubular or triangular in appearance?

The other two images I got clear, the object in the second image is a kind of rocket launcher, for use against armored vehicles. Aim at whatever you need to destroy in one big boom, press the trigger and off goes the rocket. Be careful with the backblast, as well.

No idea what is that thing in the jar, though. Sorry.
Wouldn't touch it at all if I were you.

>>7540903
----rounded
destroying rpgs --- fucking horr---ble

reading documents on goo ---
"grey ---"
"do not break"
>upload failed of documents.jpeg
fuck
do you have anything on "grey ---" ?
stated like --- times to not ---

>>7540947
>grey goo
Like... Fucking nanobots?

>>7540892
..... anyyything noooooot with Aeeeeeeeeether
-Abigail

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>>7540969
Then how about here?
>He offers his gloved hand.
Come with me. I can get you a place in the lab. You like darkness, correct?

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>>7540837
uh yeah dude youre like
breaking up or some shit
cant understand what the hell youre saying
ill break out the good ol blaziken elbows and we can communicate through smoke signals or some shit

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>>7540947
...motherfucking grey goo. I can't state it often enough that if it were to be spilled it it would be incredibly disastrous.
I thought that kind of technology was mythical, even with how rapidly we advanced in the last 100+ years.

>>7540982
sorry blondie
Leaving basement now, should sound a little better. You still outside?
>>7540991
>>7540957
Okay so. What you're telling me is I'm holding the possibly most dangerous th-ng to the fucking world in my arm?
...
Hang on.

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>>7540991
That shit's a global apocalypse in a can. I seriously hope the label is wrong on what exactly it is.

>>7540947
I'm not even sure that stuff's safe to throw into the fucking sun. Maybe on a one-way trip out of the solar system.

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>>7541013
Exactly. A single glass jar is all our protection between us and certain death.
If this doesn't make you feel how fleeting is life, I don't know what will.

Regarding the spaceship thing, I thought it was going to be one of these weird experimental planes they used to test at that same site, but, is instead something else completely.
You found the very first Beheeyem ship to ever land on Earth, way in the old times, and THE reason why there were many rumors and conspiracies about that site.

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>>7541013
>Hang on.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>7541013
smash dat mf jar

>>7541017
>>7541048
>>7541057
>>7541065
Scientific theory proven.
Guzzlord is a functional black hole.
>Uploaded happyguzzy.png
>>7541048
Fucking hell. I need a fucking break after that fucking bomb disposal.

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>>7541078
you threw a dangerous jar into an ultra beast on a hunch that it might not kill us all

fuck

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>>7540969
I think we can help 'chu with that.
>>7540981
Thanks, bro. I'm gonna check on the others, if that's cool with 'chu.
>>7541078
'Chu are, like, so goddamn crazy. At least it worked, though.

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>>7541078
WHAT THE HELL

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>>7541078
If there's a good moment for disproving the theory that black holes connect to another black hole somewhere else this is a that time.
At least it seems that it will not destroy us all, not here, not now.

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>>7541078
YOU WAT

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>>7541090
Hey I was right, wasn't I?
>>7541100
Yeah thank Arceus. Or, whatever made Ultra Beasts.
>>7541125
It's fine! Really.
>>7541131
Well I didn't smash it in there I just sort of...
Crawled in and pushed it into the back of its throat.

>Uploaded IPhits.png

Anyway look at these, there's some names I don't recognize but a lot of the posters here are on it.

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>>7541156
... what.
... Is it a hit list?
>Prepares to set the "Hours since last bad event" counter back to zero

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>>7541156
It's a goddamn black op kill list. I know a guy in Castelia who would just love to get his hands on those documents. Scan 'em and throw 'em on Wishileaks.

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>>7541156
WHY THE FUCK AM I ON THIS?????

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>>7541156
dude
curiosities got me
am i on here

>>7541155
Relax.
>>7541187
Sure is. You and Colress are near the top.
>>7541189
Done, it's uploading.
>>7541194
Sorry kiddo.
>>7541208
The entire Lusamine+Ghetsis line is on this fucking thing.
I'm not going through this whole thing but there's a fucking lot of people on here.

Fucking hell. Done, its on Wishileaks. Look through it yourself N and Gladion are at the fucking top.

>>7541239
Policefag. Fucking. Reporting.
I'm making moves now, bum leg be damned.
I'm guessing I'm on the list, too.
IP's officially been compromised, and here's the smoking fucking gun.
Let's see how they like me once I do something about this.

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>>7541239
Fuck me. I'll just...
>Tears all non zero numbers off of the "Hours since last bad event" counter

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>>7541156
>Anonymous webmaster, location unknown.
>Streams subversive content through (site URL to be determined)
>Possible connections to terrorist groups
>Possibly related to the Sinnoh nuking, was spotted in Jubilife in the aftermath

That I am seriously scared for my life now is an understatement.

>>7541187
At this point you might as well superglue it.

>>7541194
We're on this shit together, lets fight together.

>>7541239
Thanks. This shit needs to end ASAP.

>>7541278
I can't guarantee how much firepower they're in control of. Be fucking careful.
They had a fucking box of RPG-7s.
>>7541291
That goes like octuple for you.
>>7541294
Thanks man. I'm gonna head to my car before anyone shows up.
Hey I planted a few cameras in a few key areas. They're sort of low quality but the password is easy to guess.
Specifically it would be floating right next to you, Streambro.

I'm heading to another base a few days away. I'll be here to answer any questions for a bit. Might upload a few more files.

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>>7541239
what the fuck

>>7541294
All Unovan PD units are deploying. I'm calling militia up from the one-day war. I've even re-caught and set the fucking frog to work on this.
Their HQ is in town, and the government's signing my paperwork now to authorize a full fucking raid.
It's the Pokecenter all over again, except this time I'm bringing the fucking cavalry, infantry and marines right from square one.
Any civilians in Castelia might want to clear out of the downtown district. Shit's going to get extremely real.

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>>7541333
Unfortunately. It's starting to seem that I could retire to the live of a cave hermit and I would still have a bounty.
If I'm needed I shouldn't be too difficult to find.
>Flop down face first onto the bed

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>>7541370
>sit on N
i claim this territory for myself

>>7541341
>>7541348
>>7541370
Please just be c---

:::TRANSMISSION LOST:::

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>>7541333
Getting signal of some of the cameras, I think I see the abandoned base.
Thanks again, I'm putting a certain site back online.

>>7541348
Hammer them down, friend. And if it fails, I'm considering abandoning everything but Jay and Hal and moving into the frigate.
Hell, I'm considering it right now.

>>7541386
WHAT

>>7541386
Rest easy, friend
This raid's going down, authorization just came through.
Three.
Two.
One.
Showtime.
>Local cameras show a mass of cops kicking in the IP headquarters' doors, Pokemon already out and running, as Policefag directs the whole shebang.

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>>7541386
what

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>>7541379
>Muffled grunt
Well you certainly have it. Claimed in the name of Gladion. Name your new territory.

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>>7541421
Got signal from the cameras.
>Site announcement, as seen on Trumbeeker
>(URL) back online, and now showing the IP get it's teeth kicked in right at their HQ!

I'm back into goddamn action.

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>>7541456
i name it cutie
>kiss the N

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>>7541421
fucking shit
too bad klinks time travel shit broke
or id go kick their ass too
go kick an ass for me dude

>>7541468
Fuck, they've got a response team up and rolling.
Ground floor is secure, but we're going to lose good men sweeping and clearing.

>>7541475
(are you in the discord?)

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>>7541487
(nah sorry)

>>7541526
(prove it)

>>7541531
(what by telling you the conversations i havent had? you got me man i havent had any)

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>>7541475
>chuckle and kiss him back
Sure about that? We can't both have the same name.

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>>7541468
>Meanwhile, streamed courtesy of an inside desk jockey
WHAT THE FUCK!? Mansley, get the President on the line! The local PD's gone rogue!
. . .
They've got the entire police force out there, plus a goddamn civvie mob!?
Fuck this. We blast our way out...

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Has anyone seen my cereal bowl?
I seem to have misplaced it.

>>7541541
(then join it to prove you arent in it)

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>>7541557
Cereal? Why bother. Try something more exotic, mon cher.

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>>7541542
pretty sure youre more fitting of king of cute
ill be like
duke of cute
knight of cute
>>7541558
(dude i have way too much anxiety to even post about my problems on here theres no fucking way im joining the discord even if you put a gun to my head)

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>>7541573
Because I need to start the day with the breakfast of champions, Red-i-os.

Policefag reporting.
They're using explosives in confined spaces - I think they're desperate. We're landing forces on their roof now, nowhere to run.

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Evening!

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>>7541616
Ya'll better leave some for me.
Me and my boys are comin' to help.

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>>7541616
They must have already moved these found RPG-7, I don't think they even care about the backblast anymore.

Got any pokemon like Quagsire that raise the ambient humidity fast? That might make their explosives a mere dud, especially considering how old these things are.

>>7541657
Almost morning!

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>>7541616
Somebody snipe that renegade cop!
Mansley, what the fuck to you mean these fuckers got a warrant!?
Bullsh-
>Connection lost.

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>>7541579
So you'll be my knight? Sir Gladion?
>Poke him

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>>7541708
Check it.
>Focus Punch!

>>7541730
Punch them good

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>>7541729
yes sir
my curling iron pulled from the stone is at your behest
>he laughs

>>7541730
>The Scrafty saves Policefag's ass
>>7541698
Haven't deployed that yet, we're hoping to seize computers.

We're evacuating our casualties, first wave's holding strong and second wave's going in. Good work, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>7541732
Ay don't worry.
>>7541755
That one's on the house.
>Low Kick some mofo.

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(Schmoeposter here, uh, what should I do now that my only dude is dead? I've spent the last bit trying to come up with something else and I'm just drawing blanks everywhere. I still wanna get in on this thread even though everything kinda went to hell right when nice things were about to happen, so like, wat do?)

>>7541776
(Bring le batteur back as a ghost?)

>>7541776
(Ghost type pokemon?)

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>>7541748
Ah but... The weapon pulled from the stone would make you my king.
>Chuckle
I am at your behest, my liege.
>>7541776
(Bring him back as like.... A fucking Ghastly or something, and try to avoid getting into fights with legendaries/mythicals/L10s/ect)

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>>7541827
fuckin cheater you know king arthur better than i do
>hand him a curling iron
ahem my king
i am at your behest

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>>7541794
(If you're talkin like, pokemon ghost, nah. Thought about that already, not sure how to make it work really. Plus I was mostly interacting with rustposter and I have no idea what they got goin on, so I cant really factor that in, and I don't just wanna fade the character out. Just kinda stuck, really.)

>>7541810
>>7541827
(See above, also that was more or less unavoidable without totally breaking character and just walkin off from the dead gal like a twonk.)

>>7541859
So wait, you're...

...in purgatory?

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>>7541767
Can't hit shit. Check it.

>Golisopod used First Impression on a Cop!
>If odds it does half damage.

>>7541864
(If I'm missing a joke here, it's late, and by late I mean early, so, maybe? Iunno bro.)

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>>7541854
It's too late Gladion
>Hand the curling iron back
You pulled it from the rock, it's your duty now.
I hereby dub the 'King of the Cute', for now and forever. What is your command?
>>7541859
(I mean..... If you're really lacking for any other options I can pull an Arceus ex Machina but I really hate doing that. He could be a normal human ghost if you want. As for fighting opponents that are nigh unkillable, I meant don't fight them in the future, unless you're okay with your character dying. It should be easier after bringing him back, as the character would likely have learned a lesson in regards to such actions. )
(I'm presuming that Sabi's roleplayer intended to kill of the character permanently, as she has yet to show up as a ghost and no one in the Discord has asked me to revive their character yet. )

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>>7541607
Ah, I see. Mon cher, should you ever need a meal or bowl of a higher caliber just look for Siebold.

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>>7541927
(Nahh bud I ain't gonna ask ya to res me, I already got my Arceus'n. I might do the human ghost thing, haunt that lizards ass or somethin I dunno, probably just gonna keep spitballin ideas to myself till I get something. Just hope Saab didn't tap out cause'ah my lame ass hahah.)

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>>7541927
man youre lucky im a good king or id make you shove it up your butt
come on lets cuddle
>cuddle N

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>>7542009
Well, that'd certainly be a twist on the tale. The future king pulls the weapon from an ass.
>He laughs and cuddles his boyfriend back
>>7542006
(I'm afraid I wasn't actually there for that revival as it was pre plate distinctions, but good luck with your brainstorming. I would have suggested attempting to re-possess your old body had it not been destroyed in an unfortunate series of events.)

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>>7542097
(Thanks man. And yeah I thought about that not long after I kicked it, but then it got eaten, not sure how that'd even work out though. Gonna hit the sheets and hope some fever dream epiphany nonsense goes on by the time I'm up, peace famalasada.)

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>yawns loudly

I am up now....

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>>7543810
>Slugma slithers by, looking exhausted

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>>7543853
oh hey you!! where have you been? Are you ok?!

>>7543882
>He perks up at the sound of Zorro's voice, and turns towards him
Nothing...just, uh, carving statues and stuff...You know.
>Poker face
-Slugma

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>>7543909
Well that is cool!
>hugs
are you making good progress?

>>7543936
...
Still struggling with that one...
Keep getting distracted, and losing focus. It only happens when I work on statues of you, funnily enough.
-Skugma

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>>7543959
Aww why do you think that is? Is that why your are so tired?

>>7543988
Might be...
I try to envision what I want to carve next...but my mind wanders to...Things.
Mostly involving you.
It's weird. I've never been like this before.
-Slugma

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>>7544018
huh... what are you thinking about that is so distracting? Involving me? they are not bad are they?

>>7544041
No, no, nothing bad...
Like, taking you out to movies and stuff...Doing things with you...what you are like as a person...Stuff like that. And how I enjoy it.
Never been like this before.
Any idea why?
-Slugma

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>>7544071
I never have been to the movies! and i am kind of flattered that you are thinking about me like that... I have those thoughts a lot too. I actually do not know why! Feels like a good thing though...

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>Sandslash wakes up in the middle of the main hallway of the Cipher lab where he fell asleep
>looks around, remembers what happened last night
...I feel like I may have walked in the wrong direction to get to Phenac last night.

>>7544112
It doesn't feel wrong...
Just weird...Like a new feeling I haven't had before...
Speaking of movies...
Want to go to one?
-Slugma

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>>7544186
Looks like your direction skills are as good as your lock picking!
>>7544210
Oh yeah that sounds super fun! What do you want to go see?

>>7544241
I don't know...
An action or adventure film, perhaps?
You seem to be into that kind of stuff.
-Slugma

>>7544248
Yeah i love action! Lets go see one of those! What kind of movie do you like?

-zorro

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>>7544241
Yesterday was just not a good day for me.
I'm just going to chill for today, apparently trying to do things is a bad idea.

>>7544269
Any of these interest you?
>Shows him a list of movies playing at the local theater
Don't go to the movies much.
But whatever you like, I am okay with.
I just hope they have a non-flammable section to sit in.
-Slugma
-Slugma

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>>7544292
Depends on what you are doing though!
>>7544314
Hmmmm. How about Indiana Jolteon? I heard that guy is super cool

>>7544292
Whered your boyfriend go?

>>7544366
I've actually wanted to see that for a while now.
Indiana Jolteon it is.
Ready to go?
-Slugma

>>7544405
Yeah! Lets go!

-zorro

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>>7544366
I guess so.
Still not happy about my claws.

>>7544403
What, Stitch?
He's no boyfriend of mine although that is a good question, I have no idea where he went.
Probably just explored the lab a bit while I slept.

>>7544437
>Takes Zorro to the movie theater
>They refuse to let Slugma enter the theater, under the excuse "He's a fire hazard".
...
-Slugma

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>>7544503
>starts complaining

WHAT!? Just because he is fire type? Are all fire types not allowed in or something? You all suck!
>loud angry fox noises
>looks at slugma apologetically

So... uhh whatbshould we do about this?

>>7544581
"Sorry, Ma'am, but I'm afraid your friend cannot enter the theater. His external body temperature violates safety regulations, and we cannot legally let him in. Apologies for the inconvenience."
-Theater employees
...
Plan B.
We buy the movie, then watch it at home.
How does that sound?
-Slugma

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>>7544625
>feels really bad....
yeah... that sounds fun! you and me!

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>Sandslash hears crashing noises from a lower level
>lights in the hallway flicker and the whole building shakes a little bit
...Uh...I thought this place was supposed to be abandoned...
I'm gonna go check this shit out.
>Sandslash walks down the hallway towards the lower level access point

>>7544759
Okay then.
...
I hope we have enough money.
The video store is that way, right?
-Slugma

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>>7544806
Do not get yourself killed! I wish I could help in some way...

>>7544859
Uuh yeah I think so! I have not explored the town too much yet! Do they let pokemon in stores like that without their trainers? I hope?

>>7544869
I don't see why they wouldn't...
>Arrives in front of the video store
>As before, Zorro is allowed to enter, but Slugma isn't
>He sighs
Guess you'll have to buy it on your own...
Sorry.
-Slugma

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>>7544895
maaaan.... I will be in and out super quick!
>is super mad and sad at the same time
>runs up and down the isles looking for the the movie
>gets yelled at for running around
>found the movie
>takes it to the cashier and pays entirely in change
>runs out of the store
Found it~

I am sorry that these jerks will not let you in for some stupid reason....
>hugs

Ready to go watch it?!

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>>7544869
Don't worry, I run pretty fast.
I'll get out of here if it's something wanting a fight.

>another loud crash
>lights go out completely
>...
>dim emergency lights light up outlining where the stairs are
>Sandslash carefully goes down the stairs, fuck trying to use the lift right now

Of course, the lights in the creepy Cipher lab go out, why would they not do that?

>>7544918
Yeah.
Who cares what those idiots think about me?
Let's go home, and enjoy ourselves.
-Slugma

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>>7544955
ok!
>runs home
>pops the tape in the picture box
>....
>sylveon is still sleeping on the couch...
>pushes the oblivious pokemon over to the far side to make room
>Hops up on the couch and leaves just enough room for slugma next to 'her'

Should we make popcorn or somothing?

>>7544922
It is probably nothing a strong sandyslash like you could not handle anyway...
-zorro

>>7544989
Good idea.
>Slides off to the kitchen
>Evens, he comes back with popcorn and assorted sweets
>Odds, it's just popcorn
-Slugma

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>>7544996
Listen dude I am not a fighter.
Plus my claws are broken, remember? I wouldn't be able to fight if I wanted to.

>would be impossible to see without these little dim lights outlining everything
>just walking around, following the lights
>end of the hallway, big door with a blinking red light above it
>some other hallways leading elsewhere

Should I go inside or look elsewhere?
I think the loud noises were coming from inside this large room in front of me, maybe.

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>>7545075
Oh yeah!
>hits play on the dirt covered remote...
>dunks head in the popcorn and has a mouth full

Thish ish kinda bether anyway jush me an' you
>chews and swallow

well and sylveon over there... hehe...

>>7545079
Sounds like you are in a bad place! I think you should try to get out as fast as possible!

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>>7544989
>Is having a pleasant dream for once

>>7545122
This is cool.
I'm pretty sure I could never pull stunts like that.
>Watches with interest
-Slugma

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>gets woken up by the commotion on the tv
What's going on?

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>>7545122
Yeah but what about that Banette?
I can't just leave the guy here! What if he gets captured or something by Cipher?
No Pokemon deserves that shit man, it's the worst.

>big door opens
>faint voices can be heard
>...what if that Sandslash upstairs comes to investigate?...come on man don't worry about that, the little guy probably as soon as the banging started
>Sandslash freezes in panic for a few seconds
>slowly starts backing away, back towards the staircase

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>>7545189
>munching on the popcorn
I am totally going to try out some of those moves! Indiana is so cool!
This is good popcorn by the way...

>>7545194
Me and Slugma are watching Indiana Jolteon! He is awesome.

>>7545223
uuuh try to keep yourselves hidden! Banette should not have a problem with that... Do not get captured!

>>7545253
You could probably be as skilled as him if you trained hard enough.
Heck, you might not need to train at all.
>Smiles
-Slugma

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>>7545350
You really thin-
>cut off by tense movie moment
AH
>instinctively pulls slugma closer
wooah that was awesome!

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>>7545253
Couldn't agree more.

>Sandslash finds a dark spot in a corner
>Stealthslash used defense curl
>if successful mysterious goons walk right past him
>if not one of the humans has a flashlight and spots Sandslash in the corner
>hear the grunts walking down the hallway towards the stairs
>so now that this base is useless, want to go do the same to the old Snagem hideout?
>yeah sure, let's get out of here before these lights run out
>...wait, is there something hiding in that corner over there?

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>>7545373
>sneaks some popcorn
This is a pretty good movie

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>>7545401
oh man I think they see you! You suck at hiding! I think you better get ready to run!

>>7545415
>munch munch
yeah it is! He better get that guy! Have you seen vape-
>cut off by explosion
oh!

>>7545401
(lets hope that's the last bit of bad luck I get today)

>hey it's that Sandslash again, get him!
>??? throws Pokeball at Sandslash
>I'm gonna say this requires even dubs to succeed because of poor lighting conditions

>>7545479
Do you think he survived?
>Has scooted closer to Zorro, shaking with anticipation and excitement
-Slugma

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Hey anyone see where Sandslash went off to? I take a bit to make myself a new kit and the guy abandons me.
>>7545501
Huh?
>Roll to investigate.

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>>7545508
>He survived the tense moment in the nick-of-time like a hero
OH yeah he did!
>hugging slugma while watching the movie

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>>7545479
I think you're right, time to leave!
>Sandslash fucking sprints up the darkened stairs

>>7545514
Fucking run!

>mystery grunts give chase
>shouting various insults as they go
>odds = they trip up on the stairs
>evens = they are able to make it up the stairs untripped

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>>7545549
Oh holy crud.
>Float very fast after him.
I'm coming!

>>7545570
sandslash hates you

>>7545541
This is awesome...
>Absorbs some popcorn into his body
-Slugma

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>>7545549
You better learn how to run faster!

>>7545617
>the movies is now coming to the climax
.....
>super focused on the movie

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>>7545570
>runs out into the desert
>dives onto the sand, partially buried in sand

>grunts manage to get up the stairs after tripping
>they run outside and look around for Sandslash and Banette
>odds = lost them, the grunts decide to let them go
>evens = they spot Banette

>>7545583
That's not true!

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>wakes up in her room
>remembers all the adventures yesterday
>hugs the pendeant gadreel gave her as a present
i maybe be grounded for a week and can't ge out of my house until then,
but i'm happy

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>>7545583
Shut up!
>>7545647
>He breaths a sigh of relief.
You okay? I think they're gone.

>>7545668
he told me he hates you and hed rather hang out with those humans

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>>7545668
...I'm alright.
I woke up to some loud sounds coming from downstairs, the lights went out and then those guys showed up and chased me.

>>7545706
I will fucking cut you when my claws are better.

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>>7545706
Bite me. I think you're lying.
>>7545741
Sorry I wasn't paying attention sooner. Uh, come on let's keep moving.
I don't wanna have to cut those jerks.

>>7545635
>Spaces out, and he ends up focused on Zorro as the credits roll
-Slugma

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>>7545780
>>7545635
>looks at the two fire types huddled close to each other
Do you want me to leave you two alone for a bit?

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>>7545780
>is fixed on the title screeen
WHOA what an ending!

>looks over to slugma and makes eye contact
>blushes super hard and embarrassed

s-so did you enjoy the movie?

>>7545827
uuuh i do not know.

>blushing super hard

>>7545767
>pulls on zipper

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>>7545767
It's ok dude, we both managed to get out alright, that's what matters.
I really wonder who those guys were, I think I heard them talking about walking past me while I was asleep, I'm not sure why they then chased us after that.

>an unmarked truck containing the two strange men drives off into the desert

...We should probably head over to Phenac and get my claws fixed up.
Now that it's daytime I'll have no trouble leading us there.

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>>7545860
Hey I'm not against watching.

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>>7545880
w-watching what?

>>7545860
Yeah. It was really cool.
>Fidgets
Admittedly, lost focus at the end, though.
Hard to, um, concentrate with you around.
>Looks into Zorro's eyes
-Slugma

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>>7545863
>Banette used Shadow Claw!
>>7545871
Not a clue buddy. I hope we can figure it out.
>He watches the truck go off.
Yeah, let's go. You want me to carry you or something?

>>7545906
OH GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD

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>>7545901
Anything.

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>>7545904
>is looking directly at slugma...

s-so what do we do now?

>>7545920
....
>speechless and blushing

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>>7545931
Oh mew you are so cute

>>7545931
I, um...Don't know...
This is nice, though...
-Slugma

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>>7545906
They said something about Eclo Canyon too, maybe they had the same idea we did?
Also I've not been carried since I was a shrew, if you really want to go for it but I'm fine walking.

>points to Realgem Tower in the distance

Phenac's pretty close to that tower, so if we head off in that direction we'll be going the right way this time.

>>7545918
It's your own fault man.

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>>7545933
...it -is?

>>7545962
yeah that was a great movie and I am glad you are here to share it with...
>hugs super tightly
thanks!

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>>7545918
Jerk.
>>7545981
Maybe they did? Hold on lemme try.
>Grab him under the arms and float off toward the tower.
Alriiiiiight! And away we go.

>>7546030
>uses mega stone on
become the ultimate shortstack husbando

>>7546022
>He sinks into the hug
I agree. This was nice.
Far better than the theater.
-Slugma

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>>7546085
y-yeah!
>is super embarrassed
What do you want to do now?
>looking down...

>>7546030
Well ok then.
>Sandslash now remembers he has actually been carried not that long ago by a Yanmega
>memories of how badly that ended start coming back
>slightly worried Sandslash noises

>>7546047
(I'm going to be really disappointed if Sandslash and Banette don't appear in the shipping list in the pastebin)

>>7546138
>Flustered Slugma sounds
Um...
Cuddle? Relax? Is that thetermIdon'tknow...
-Slugma

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so how is everyone doing?
mama grounded me for a week for running away and making her worry, so how is everyone going?

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>>7546165

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>>7540616
Colrrress, have you made any purrogrrress on helping the Aetherrr victims?
I feel bad forrr pesterring you but watching these guys sufferrrrr feels worrrrse...

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>>7546146
(I just haven't updated it in a while, hence Silver is still on there and Banette isn't. I'll get to it in a bit.)

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>>7546047
>Nope.
What are you trying to do?
>>7546146
>He laughs.
No offense or anything But I thought you'd be a little heavier. You alright?
You aren't scared of heights are you?
>>7546199
(Oh boy.)

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>>7546165
Yeah we could relax for a bit...
I am going to battle the gym later on today i could use some relaxation...

>>7546183
>whispers...

What do i do? this is good right?

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>>7546206
>whispers
You're doing fine kid, just keep at it.

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>>7546187
It isn't any problem. I've been looking over the samples that we've taken and I think I'm onto something.
A few organ replacements for the Brionne and a few others should help them easily.
The others I'm still working on. I have Units 1-3 helping with this.

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>>7546206
>Relaxes on top of Zorro
>Essentially becomes a warm, living blanket, albeit small
Are you uncomfortable?
>Looks a bit worried
-Slugma

>>7546232
(All right, so... you fine with performing the Brionne operation now? How are we doing this again, roll for success?)

-Chuckles's player

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>>7546199
(nice one. not sure Sandslash would be ok knowing he's being shipped with Banette but who cares, it's all in good fun)

>>7546203
Oh yeah I'm alright, it's just I remembered that I was carried by a Yanmega not too long ago.
It's not so much heights that are scary, more the fact that we flew over the ocean and I can't swim...

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>>7546276
(Sure am. Instead of rolling for success vs getting turned into a nice stew. Let's try rather success vs increased recovery time? How's that? You can have Chuckles reply to that last post or this one and we can get to it.)

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>>7546278
>He laughs.
Yeah that sounds like it'd suck. Don't worry I'm not gonna go throw you in an oasis or something.
I think we're coming up on that place?

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>>7546259
>feels really nice
no just stay right there ....
aahhh
You are the best...
>>7546222
i hope so

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>>7546324
>The brionne up until this point has been lying on a bed in the medbay, not moving from it. Luckily, medical beds tend to have wheels- Chuckles receives a ride to Colress's lab via a certain Zangoose pushing her there. She looks around the place, murring softly, before she sees the scientist himself.
Oh, uh... hello.

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>>7546379
Hello there! Ready for your operation?
Unit Two here will be preforming your operation, just get comfortable there and give me a moment to measure out the anesthesia.
>He does a little science magic and wheels the tank over and holds the oxygen mask up.

Anything you need before we put you under?

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>>7546352
Yeah..Yanmega got tired right as we were close to land and we both fell into the water.
We got saved but that was not a fun time.

>the two are getting close to Realgem Tower
>some of the human workers outside watch them as they get closer

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>>7546433
>The brionne shakes her head softly.
No, I'm fine... thank you.
>She smiles up to Colress as the oxygen mask is fitted over her snout. Of course, in the process her nose probably bumps against the side... producing a quiet, sharp "honk" sound.
>...Because brionne noses honk when squeezed or poked.

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>>7546458
Yeah that sounds like it seriously sucked, dude. I would have saved your butt had I been there.
>He gives a few of the worker a funny look.
They aren't gonna start throwing pokeballs at us, right?

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>>7546475
>Colress laughs a little and turns the anesthesia on.
Once you wake up we'll have you feeling better than ever.
>He waits a few moments for the anesthesia to take effect.

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>>7546362
>Relaxes on top of Zorro for a while.
-Slugma

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>>7546548
>The brionne murrs softly as the anesthesia takes effect, slowly dragging her away to the undersea realm of Nod as if it were a powerful sea current.
>While under, she begins to dream, of swimming in the ocean blue. A peaceful expression shows up on her face.

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>>7546570
...

you feel so good....

>falls asleep right then and there....

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>>7546521
Yep. Luckily there was a Vikavolt nearby to save us and bring us both to a Pokemon Centre.

Once all this stuff with the IP and Cipher is over I'm probably going to head on back to Hoenn to see if I can meet up with those guys again.

>workers get back to maintaining various electrical stuff around the base of the tower

They look chill enough, I don't think they're going to cause any trouble.