HG/Hunger Games Thread: British Romanticism Edition
>>7542467
Aikawa
I, skeleton, claim this thread for all things free from their flesh prisons. So...skeletons. It belongs to skeletons, is what I was saying.
>>7542451
>>7542454
>the little girl scrambles to her feet and runs away as fast as possible away from her assailants
AHHHH!
>>7542458
You should know these things.
>>7542452
That sounds weird and nasty. Why would he be doing that?
Post secret discords and their members
>>7542468
>Presses her butt harder on his face enough to suffocate his nose
I said stop! And die!
>>7542477
Oh, are we doing this right now? I didn't know we were doing this right now.
>>7542478
>The skeleton pops out of a hole in the ground in front of the fleeing girl, cackling maniacally.
Don't run too much, or you'll get bone-tired! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
>rattling intensifies
>>7542478
>the assailant is faster and easily catches up to the girl before pushing her down onto the ground
well I ain't getting laid...So what's up with you fellas? I hear some bitch was sitting on faces? I think I can get into that.
>>7542494
you're an eternal cuck, Grimes
>>7542482
Ahhhhh
>fucken dies
>>7542481
/Negan/
Members:
Negan
>>7542496
Yeah, well.....I fucked with the wrong people.....
>>7542491
>>7542488
>with no option left the little girl resorts to her final defense
>she pulls out a gun and sprays both the anon and the skeleton
>>7542507
>Watches his fellow boneman get shot.
O-Oh god!
>He takes out a gun of his own and holds aims it at her nervously.
Don't move... or I'll shoot!
>>7542487
Hello, my bony friend! How long have you been freed from your flesh tomb?
>>7542507
Augh! No! You got my funny bone!
>The skeleton collapses into a pile of bones, vanquished. Or is he...?
>>7542482
what a monster
>>7542527
Well, if you want the abridged version, I've been floating around in outer space for a preeeeetty long time. Sort of been waiting for a moment like this.
...Nice bones by the way. Really spooky.
>>7542499
Just what I wanted
>>7542529
What? you want some of it too? Don't provoke me
>>7542507
>Yotsuba fires at the anon, revealing it to be Berserker, and the bullets hit her but fail to stop Berserker from kneeling down and pinning Yotsuba to the ground with one arm, preventing her from moving, as she looked over her body for any of the scrapes/injuries she previously received.
I would appreciate if you stopped shooting me as I look over you.
>Blood leaks from various bullet holes in the woman's body.
might as well ask before starting the folder: is there an active Plague Knight ava?
>>7542532
Thank you, space skeleton. My bones are an assortment of human, deer, goblin and elephant. Diversity is all the rage nowadays. What are your bones composed of?
>>7542536
Evil flesh machine! You've given me a boner! Get away from my sight, a pure skeleton such as myself should not be having such indecent thoughts...
>>7542536
ay chill with all that, it's 4 in the morning
>when you remember some dumb shit you said once
>>7542536
So uhh what's with you? You doing this for the shits?
>Slaps your ass
>>7542550
Necromancer bones. I was a wrinkly old necromancer guy. You know, the really spooky kind.
Then I died...
>>7542553
>when you don't
>tfw you're in the wrong thread
I wanna die
>>7542568
Who r u?
>>7542525
>>7542527
>>7542539
It's just a water gun! I'm innocent I swear!
>Yotsuba tries to free herself from the woman's grasp but to no avail
>her eyes begin to fill with tears as she begins to panic and fear for her little life
>>7542568
>I was in the wrong one too for a solid 20 minutes
>>7542568
Kek, did I bait you?
>>7542553
>tfw used to have cringy rp
>>7542560
>The spooky assortment of bones strokes its chin ponderously, then snaps his fingers.
Aha! Most spooky indeed, necromancers are always a fearsome bunch. I'm sure you met your end most gloriously, a fitting way to die for somebody who gives off as haunting as an aura as you do!
Tell me my flesh-ridden brother, will you be marching with us in the Skeletons Against Flesh pride march? For too long have we been discriminated against, even though we are the backbones of society! Literally!
>bone rattling intensifies
>>7542576
>The pile of bones soon reassembles itself, cackling maniacally once again.
It looks like you're in a spot of trouble, little one. One could even say you're boned!
>rattles
Hiya!
>>7542585
>>7542584
You did! You baited me twice!
>>7542576
>>7542539
U-UHHH...
>Switches his aim to the woman, then the little girl, then the woman, then the little girl.
Who's in the wrong here!? Is it me?!
I don't know who to shoot!
>>7542590
Yeah. Yeah, I remember signing up for something like that. There was a big ol' bone guy with a crown and everything.
But, uhh, hey... If it's not too much to ask...
>Leans in to the side of the skelebone's skull.
Uhhh... Its alright if I have a girlfriend, right?
>>7542593
Hehe. Twice?
>>7542595
A girlfriend is fine, friend! I'm sure she has well-defined cheekbones, and a nice, round bubble-pelvis that gains the envy of all girl skeletons everywhere.
>>7542591
BOO!
>>7542591
Hello
>>7542590
>>7542595
>>7542607
>Saionji is immediately startled by the sudden skeleton
G-geez, don't scare me like that!
>>7542595
>>7542576
>Berserker ignores the skeleton, still eyeing the little girl. After concluding Yotsuba is fine, she stands up and begins walking off, her jacket wet from the water gun.
>>7542611
Oh, hi there!
>>7542607
Yeeeaaaaahhhh... I was thinking one with a little more... errr.
Skin.
>>7542614
H-Hey! Don't cry, don't cry! Look!
>Drops the gun.
No more gun! See? I dropped it!
>Kicks the gun across the floor.
Look, I'll even do that! See? See?
I come in peeeace!
>>7542604
Twice! What's the deal with that!? How'd I let you slip through my fingers!?
>>7542618
Why does your hair look like a scythe?
>>7542623
A scythe? Hmm, you're the first person to say my hair looks like that. Usually, people say my twintails look like bananas.
>>7542617
>>7542620
>Yotsuba screams at the top of her lungs as big crocodile tears rain freely from her eyes
I just wanted to play!
>>7542614
Uh oh, the flesh child is crying...it always aches my bones to see children crying, dead or otherwise.
Do not cry child, it was but a joke! Here, check this out.
>The skeleton turns around, his arms fumbling around near his skull. He suddenly turns back, a drawing of a mouth and two eyes sticky-taped to his skull. The numbskulled skeleton fails to realise that this makes for a rather disturbing sight.
Here, I am now presentable! There is no longer any need to be alarmed.
>>7542616
I have completed my primary objective! Tell me child, how would you rate my spookiness on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 being "heart-stopping", and 1 being "wouldn't even scare a baby."
>The skeleton hands her a survey sheet to fill in.
>>7542620
Oh.
>The skeleton stares blankly at him, no emotion showing on his fleshless face.
How much skin?
>>7542636
>Saionji fills the survey in at a 5.
>>7542636
>Also starts crying, minus the tears.
>'cuz he's a skeleton
>>7542636
You know, like...
>. . .
About as much as, let's saay... a fleshie?
>>7542629
Bananas also seem right... but doesn't it take forever to wash them?
>>7542622
I don't remember the other time.
>>7542643
Hmm...I suppose so. But you should see how long it takes someone like Ibuki to wash their hair. I mean, her hair's nearly as long as mine!
>>7542641
FIVE?! Five is only "bone-tingling!" I saw it in your eyes, human child! The sheer terror, the heart-stopping fright, the absolute panic! You must be running a femur, there's no way you meant to fill in a "5." An eight, or maybe even a nine would be more apt, yes?
>>7542642
Oh. Well, I don't think I can associate with you anymore. It's nothing personal, it's just that the Guild of Fleshless Fiends would revoke my skeleton rewards card if I was seen with somebody dating a fleshie. I'm already on my last leg-bones with them, you understand how it is.
>>7542636
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! THIS ISN'T HELPING AT ALL!
>>7542651
Y-Yeah...
>>7542642
>>7542632
>mislinke
>>7542651
F-fine!!
>She mutters under her breath
Maybe it was a 9.5....
>>7542649
Well I don't know her, but how do you know how long it takes her?
>>7542647
You don't even remember baiting me? What am I to you, Aikawa-tan? Am I...nothing?
>>7542663
I'd say around....2-3 hours?
>>7542659
>>7542642
It looks like you're laughing at me.
>>7542665
>>7542678
N-No...
>skele-sniffle
I just feel sad because I made you cry, and stuff...
>>7542656
>The skeleton tugs on his clavicle as if it were a collar, letting out a sound of defeat.
Sheesh, tough crowd huh? Well no matter human, you're bound to feel better after watching my next trick!
>The skeleton removes his skull with a sickening crack and begins to juggle it.
>>7542660
9.5! A glorious score, worthy of somebody as spooky as I! I see you have good taste in scares, human. Tibea honest, I was expecting a seven, it wasn't my best work...but hey, I'll take what I can get.
I'll be lurking around this area for a couple months longer so...same time next week? Maybe my next spook will bump up your score by .5...tell me, what are your greatest fears?
>>7542659
>The skeleton kicks at the ground, whistling nonchalantly despite not having any lips.
Sooo...this got awkward. I think I might...go.
>>7542671
HOW?!
What can you even do for so long in there?
>>7542692
Yeah, no, I understand. I'll just, uhh, go back to what I was doing... befoooore...
>Lies face-down in the dirt.
...
>>7542698
>The skeleton unexpectedly runs back to you, hooking his bony fingers through the bones in your legs and lifting you up from the ground, spinning rapidly on the spot before releasing you and sending you flying
That's what you get, you fleshie dating traitor!
>>7542706
>Goes back to outer space.
>>7542684
>>7542686
>>7542692
>upon seeing the sight of the beheading Yotsuba faints and falls over
http://poal.me/fqhr5b
>>7542717
>Meanwhile, poor skelebro was banished back to floating in orbit around planet Earth for another who-knows-how-many-years.
>...And he never took his gun back either.
>>7542717
I guess these bones just weren't made to entertain.
>The skeleton gazes at the collapsed child.
But I still got the spook in me! It's dangerous out here for a child, though...
>The skeleton looks left, right, up and down before scooping the fainted child up in his arms and dropping her off in a safe environment.
>>7542726
Huh. Didn't mean to throw him that far. Well, I have been drinking a lot of milk lately...
>>7542695
I dunno, she probably uses 1 hour to practice on her song then spends the next 2 hours actually washing her hair.
>>7542692
Yeah, yeah, yeah, be proud of yourself....I'll say that i'm kinda afraid by spiders.
>tfw tried vaping today
Fuck I enjoy smoking cock
>>7542753
Oh, you mean like this?
>Large, furry spiders unexpectedly crawl out of the skeleton's empty eye sockets, one of them jumping out at Saionji. The skeleton guffaws as the spiders crawl through its body
>>7542716
Baited again. It was only a picture on my phone.
>puts phone away
>>7542753
She must be waking up at like 4am to get ready for school. Poor girl.
>>7542784
>Saionji screams with fright. This sight also gets her to cry in fear.
>>7542792
>Subaru looks in disbelief that he was fooled by a picture on the traps phone
You know, I can do that too. You're not the only one that can do that. Thing is, I don't think I can show you what I have on my phone. It's a little lewd.
>>7542792
Poor girl indeed.
>>7542772
>R18
>>7542816
You can try it, but it won't work. Good luck, perv.
>>7542818
Do you like her? You look sadder than expected over waking up early.
zzzzzzz
>>7542825
Well, she's one of the people I don't mind as much.
>>7542830
>Sit on your face while you sleep
>>7542823
>he doesn't get his images from pornos
d e a d w a i f u f a g s t o r a g e
>>7542825
Calling me a perv kinda makes me not want to show you. Prancing around showing everyone that I'm actually a normie isn't really my thing.
>>7542843
unf
>>7542853
dead waifu fags to rage?
ZZZZZZ
I'M A ROCKSTAR!!
LIVING ON THE EDGE!!
I'M KNOWN FOR HANGING OUT AND PARTYING WITH MY FRIENDS!!
>>7542896
>kissu
>>7542854
s h o w
i t
to this girl:
>>7542836
>>7542896
>looks up your skirt
Threadly reminder to ban Rikka from all of your games, don't engage with them, and host over anyone who allows that cancer in
>>7542910
>rikka
>>7542906
If you say so! You sure do know how to stir stuff up, Aikawa-tan!
>>7542836
>shows this girl lewd pictures on his phone
>>7542910
>Rikka
>>7542896
Very good.
>>7542915
Won't lie, kinda hot.
Rika is the culmination of what's wrong with Aussa and his avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. Rika will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's Aussa has crafted, Rika has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, Rika's 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a random touhou to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
>>7542915
>>7542924
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>7542924
Oh wow. Why're lolis immune to this kind of thing?
>>7542938
Did you know this was going to happen? I expected something more...organic. I prepared my shins and everything.
>>7542938
>>7542945
Hah, you seriously think that's shocking to me? I see this shit on the internet all the time.
>>7542933
jesus
>>7542949
Aren't you a little too young for that?
>>7542945
No! I'm just as surprised!
>>7542933
In his defense, some people don't know the difference between science and engineering. Especially autistic neets.
>>7542958
Well, even though I appear to be a loli, i'm actually not.
>>7542949
...
Pervert!
>>7542958
Aikawa-tan, that kid's a pervert! Stay as far away from her as possible!
>>7542965
What do you mean by that?
>>7542966
O-okay
>takes an extra step away from her
>>7542973
If she touches you make sure to hit her. We need to keep you far away from people like that.
>>7542966
Pfft, if you think I'M a pervert, you should see that fat pig, Mikan. She's ten times as worse than me!
>>7542973
I'm around senior highschool age. 18, to be exact.
>>7542933
Noted for the future. And contrary to your repeated ignoring of it, it was "lost" in a general sense, not "disowned".
>>7542987
I've seen that fat pig before. Rest assure that I have no interest in seeing her. She's disgusting.
>>7542982
O-okay, don't want her impurity to jump over on me after all!
>>7542987
No way, you look like 8!
So you do grown up things like that all the time?
>>7543004
Indeed! She's fucking disgusting!
>>7543010
Well, whenever i'm bored anyway. It's nice to have a good laugh at some of the random bullshit on the internet.
>>7543018
T-tell me stories about the adult life!
>>7543010
That, and you also don't want her loliness to rub off on you too.
>>7543018
Very disgusting!
>>7543022
Alrighty! This one time, I was browsing the internet and heard about a thing called, "Ichikara Hajimeyou!" I did get my hands on screenshots and I did see some discussion about it. Sadly. I haven't seen it yet. There's also another one which is something called "OsoChoro" which I've also seen pictures and trailers for but I haven't seen it.
>>7543025
Heh, I'd say she's even more disgusting than Lemon Gummies!
>>7542998
Do you honestly think I give a shit about your RP autism? You only picked that out because it's the only thing you can rebut, and it still doesn't matter.
>>7543047
Even worse than lemon gummies! She's worse than a old, gross, evil bishop!
>>7543025
Hmm, but then I'd look younger...
>>7543047
What were those? Movies? Games?
Are you going to watch them?
>>7543061
You have to to some degree if you're just gonna dump a paragraph of bitching. But whatever. I'll just take it all in to consideration, even I know she's gotten a bit too far.
>>7543064
Yeah. She's the lowest of the low.
>>7543069
Something called an AV. I thought it stood for Audio-Visual but no. It's an Adult Movie. Looks funny as fuck to be honest.
>>7543076
Adult movie? Do people get killed in it?
I don't think my parents would let me watch those...
>>7543083
Hmm....I think it's one of those lewd things. You know. Still, it looks pretty hilarious to watch.
>>7543073
I'm being completely honest, that mother shit was one of the most autistic things I've seen. Stop adding more and more onto your character, she's enough of an oversaturated mess as it is.
>>7542933
That's some good quality pasta, Yosugay.
>>7543089
O-oh... well if it's hilarious, I guess I'm old enough to watch it! Are you going to buy them?
>>7543110
Hmm...Someday. I might find a stream of it beforehand.
>tfw just found out this exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67z9WGt5jDc
Check these 7s.
>>7543127
>embed thumbnail
yeahno, not clicking that, turbogook.
>>7543123
Should I sneak out of my house and watch it too?
I mean surely I'm old enough, considering I'm already in high school.
>>7543128
nice 8
>>7543133
What even is that?
>>7543135
Hmm, I suppose so!
>>7543127
>dude, what the fuck
>
>>7543123
>tongues farty asshole
>ramsay
>>7543152
fuck off kamina
>>7543152
What are you doing?!
>>7543152
>arrests
>>7543158
wait, that ISN'T Junko. lol dangos recycling character designs
>>7543092
Everything with Mima in general, or the already-stupid impostor that popped up just to do that?
>>7543145
He probably means this
>>7543162
Do I even look like Junko?!
>>7543166
Fucking hell, we've found ourselves a pervert who's into lolis! Or girls who look like lolis anyway.
>>7543151
Alright, let me know when you find it!
>gives phone number
>>7543165
Everything. I did my research, there's no connection between the two characters whatsoever, even in the fandom wiki. You pulled it out of your ass, didn't you?
>>7543178
Alrighty then!
>>7543180
Scratch that, we've found TWO pervert who's into lolis.
>>7543188
dont touch my wife plz
>kamina
test
>>7543169
Oh.
Not my fault he's a fucking pussy.
>>7543188
Cut that out, would you?!
>>7543194
I'm not your waifu, faggot.
>>7543195
test these digits
This is some next level Dangan obsession.
PLEASE SHIP WITH ME LITTLE BOY
>>7543193
T-thanks I guess, it will surely be "hilarious".
>>7543223
S-shion?
>>7543190
Nothing aside from Rika being a subordinate boss in what was blatantly a unified attempt to take down Reimu?
>>7543218
Aaron Kennedy, go.
>>7543223
ok deal
>>7543190
Bro. Did you actually wiki it for no reason other to find even more reasons to shitpost Aussa?
>>7543235
That's a logical fallacy
you're not proving him wrong
>>7543223
Hi Soviet
>>7543238
I'm not trying to prove him wrong. I'm only asking myself why anyone would waste time in that, Anon.
>shitpost
>>7543242
>angry response
>>7543244
>smug anime girl face
>>7543240
There has to be SOME relationship. Mima despises humans, so there must've been some reason for her to allow her and Meira to work with them in the first place. Marisa could be excused as just the prodigal student/worshipper. But I can't deny any connection's paper-thin. Not like the fan base hasn't made more from less, even if that's comparing a tub to an ocean.
>>7543255
I can understand why the concept of working together with others to accomplish a common goal doesn't make sense to you, you lazy NEET piece of shit.
>>7543271
*whipcrack*
>>7543224
Heh, yeah. I bet it will.
>>7543271
Oh, what a fresh statement. Oh well.
>>7543278
Are you really this unaware of yourself? "They work together so they must be related haha." Fuck me, I guess everyone I've ever worked with is my sibling.
>>7543282
So everytime I thought of raping my co workers, I was thinking of incest?
>inb4 Aussa
Nah.
>>7543293
Aussa never had any co workers.
>>7543293
>Implying you ever had any co workers
Go back to jerking off to office porn you cuck.
>>7543277
yeahhh... until then, wanna play something?
Like "guess the object".
>>7543282
Think what you will. I'll just try and keep quieter about the nonsense, and you'll just keep griping anyhow.
>>7543224
>kicks
>>7543303
I worked for one and a half year in a warehouse for hardware goods that were distributed to local stores. Not my proudest moment and I hated every second there, but it was decent enough money.
>>7543323
Wow this is just like your RP
>>7543321
>>7543323
Is that it?
>>7543328
1. I'm not Aussa.
2. Clever obervation. I do hate every second I remain here, the difference being I don't get paid here.
>>7543319
Nice victimization. Stop being autistic and I won't point it out.
>>7543338
Is that it?
>>7543361
>squid girl
>>7543369
why
>>7543344
It's kinda something I literally am. Eh. Maybe I'll use Silas, Futo, or Kurumi more. None of you seem to bitch about them.
>>7543374
>tfw not bitching about you
>but you bitch about me
>>7543317
Ah, sure, okay. I got time to kill.
>>7543379
I'm not as good at recieving criticism as I'd like to be I'd admit, but I didn't mean to be actually hostile. Sorry for being an asshole.
>>7543383
Yeah, me too, so...
Do you want to guess or think of one first?
>>7543397
Eh, you can start first.
>>7543416
Alright, does it fit into your hand?
>>7543424
Nah.
I wish KK would get off his high horse
>>7543435
O-oh. Then it's going to be hard.
Is it bigger than me?
I wish KK would get off his high horse
I want to go out on a buffet with Junko Enoshima
>>7543443
Nope.
>>7543470
>hoshi
>>7543474
I wouldn't want to see that.
I WANNA SEE SQUIRTING AAAAAAAAAA
>hoshi
>>7543469
That reaction...
is it something lewd?
>>7543491
>adachi
>>7543500
Nope.
>>7543491
Explain.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SQUIRT
>hoshi
>>7543516
Is this the new A**hole-chan meme?
>tfw no anime girls to squirt in my face
>hoshi
>>7543509
Phew.
Is it made out of a hard material?
>>7543541
Yep.
>>7543547
Does it use electricity?
>>7543389
>Pets you on the head.
>>7543542
Such a sad world...
>>7543566
Yeah.
Everyone just needs to get off their high horse.
>>7543575
>tfw a world without squirting
>hoshi
>>7543576
Does it use the internet?
>>7543577
you too
>>7543581
Everyone needs to play as a viking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjZ4mow9ec
>>7543588
Yep!
God I just want to suck Aikawa off
>>7543598
But Aikawa doesn't have a penis.
>>7543593
>giving ubisoft money
first however many for the totally not bait gamws
GOTTEM BOYS!!
>>7543583
The world is better with everything.
>>7543606
How else am I going to shitpost people as a Viking?
>>7543595
Is it a computer?
>>7543609
>>7543610
>tfw a world without squirting is misery
>hoshi
>>7543602
Sit down, anon, what I have to tell you might be shocking...
>>7543619
How about some other things? Name some of the things you heard.
>>7543615
Yep!
>>7543640
Gay
Cheeru is mine you faggot back off.
>>7543642
Yay!
What do I win??
>>7543640
Squirt?! SQUIRT?!
>Hoshi
>>7543652
>>7543658
>Opens the curtains
Your rooms are a mess...
>>7543655
Hmm...I suppose you can have some of my gummies!
I want to fuck Megumin
>>7543686
me to
Hey hot stuff.
Wanna fuck?
>>7543703
Only if you get some sweet dubs first, hot piece of ass.
>>7543717
Dubs? Why should I need those, I got 11 abs.
>>7543683
Yay!
>extends hand
>>7543717
>>7543722
Oh baby.
>>7543722
Do you like squirting, Adachi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz9T27rtBPE
>>7543677
>licks the squirt from the curtains
>hoshi
I want to fuck Negan
>>7543741
That depends, are we talking about making myself ejaculate across the room or making some bitches and whores squirt across the room?
Response is yes.
>Watches girls squirt
>A secret
>>7543728
>Hiyoko gives over 3 gummies, a strawberry gummy, an orange gummy and an apple gummy.
Post avas/avafags you would like to rp with
>>7543772
Junkooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>7543768
You like wide old man asshole?
>>7543772
Megumin.
>>7543760
Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)09:21:38 No.7543760 ▶
>>7543755
>>7543736 (You)
Samefag
Too lazy to cap.
>>7543782
I like reaching back and spreading my asshole apart with my hands.
Does that count?
>>7543800
I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, but here you go.
i want to fap into junko's jockstrap while he fucks lf in front of me
>adachi
>>7543814
Fuck this, I'm gonna go be Kamina.
Where's Nanako?
>>7543800
Excuse me, but I'm waiting for Junko Enoshima from the Dangan Ronpa series to show up so I can have quality interactions with her.
>>7543783
Fuck off yosugay
>>7543829
>adachi
>>7543770
Thanks!
>collects them all and eats the strawberry first
Do you want to play too?
>tfw no squirt to splash in my face
>hoshi
>>7543831
n-no
Who wants to fug? I'll make you squirt, that seems to be all the rage in HG today.
i want to be pegged by a despair dildo
>adachi
I want to see girls squirt back and forth like one of those water fountains at amusement parks
>hoshi
i wish i could have a divorce game with touko so i can have some closure
>adachi
>>7543849
fuck me adachi-kun
Rika is the culmination of what's wrong with Aussa and his avatars. It's the exaggeration of all the negative traits they exhibit magnified in one avatar. Rika will literally >dodges anything you do that would have an effect on her if you're not part of the touhou or fire emblem circlejerk. Of all the OC's Aussa has crafted, Rika has the least tolerable personality, in that she can be summed up as "Bad-mouthed loli". Godmoding aside, Rika's 'character' is built on headcanons that make little to no sense. Such as having a sister because their names sound similar. There is no other evidence to support a relationship of any kind between the two, and on top of her 'sister', she also picked a random touhou to be her mother. He also abuses her OC-ness to one up every character she talks to. You're a millionare? Well guess what, she is too! You're a scientist? Well, despite being an engineer, she's a scientist! It makes sense that Rika is his favourite character, she's the culmination of cancer, beating out Sophisto himself. Disowned 3 times by her family must make you really powerful, if her godmodding is any indication.
I just want a little squirty squirt
>hoshi
>>7543865
I do tbqh.
>>7543868
no.
>>7543876
yes bb
I want Yotsuba to squirt me with her water gun
I want to die.
>>7543890
i want junko to rub chicken grease all over my body
>adachi
>>7543836
Hmm...Okay!
>>7543916
me to
So, nobody wants to fug?
>>7543931
Me in his hands
i'll squirt all over adachi when i cum from little's dick
>junko
>>7543931
Me on the right
>>7543935
Did you just get blown by the faggy MC?
>no bitches to throw inside a TV
>cabbages
>nobody to fug
>nobody to throw halfway inside a tv and fug from behind
i want to jack off in the fetal position in the corner while yuu fucks touko and junko fucks lf
>adachi
>>7543923
Well go ahead and guess.
SInce everyone else seems to be "squirting" I have come prepared! Feel the cleansing fury of my holy water cannon, vile creatures of darkness!
>she sprays a burst in the air above her, surprised when it comes down and soaks her shirt
>tfw you come to HG wanting to enter your shitty meme tribute but forget that no one hosts anymore
>>7543966
type less.
>>7543966
>licks up all the squirt from the floor
More!!!!! More!!!!!
>hoshi
>>7543973
>That's something I'm really bad with, isn't it? Sorry, and thank you for the tip!
>>7543966
>kissu
>>7543984
type less
>>7543984
nice rp
>7543966
kys cancer. Not even ERP wants your sorry ass
>>7543984
>licks
>>7543958
Hmm...Is it something soft?
>>7544003
Yeah, it is.
>eats another gummy
>>7543980
asuka!!! give me some underage puss puss!
>junko
>>7543971
Would host but no one wants a default or /co/de
>>7544006
Can you eat it?
>>7544013
Junko!!! Let me see you squirt!!!
>hoshi
this place needs more dicks to be sucked!
>KK
>>7543984
I'll give you a tip...
>>7544020
Try one of these then.
Pirate: i5aws4M2
Spy: E4E3EkAZ
Medieval: tIcCiQY1
Haunted House: qIT6Mo9O
Standard: d2t7z3N3
Grave Encounters: ZCbd5EZU
Mexico City: pIzBK5fC
Baseball: hyn3TqJb
Prison: NrQUkaXR
School: KWEOCmJi
School shooting: zYZHwCg5
>>7544028
>squirts chunks of lard out of giant bush cunt
>junko
My first time coming to one of these threads.
What exactly do you fags do here?
>>7544037
More!!!! More!!!!!! It's my favorite treat!
>hoshi
>>7544020
I'm not greedy I just want to enter meme tributes for the memes
>>7544020
>no one
I-I wouldn't mind.
>>7544040
We roleplay/avafag to a hunger games simulator. It's as autistic as it sounds.
>>7543986
>>7543993
H-hey! W-why do people keep thinking they can do that just out of the blue?!
>>7543987
>k
>>7543992
>(you)
>>7544031
I'll accept any help you can offer me, anon!
>>7544040
We rp
>licks squirt from a lolis lips
To
>licks some from the floor
Hunger games
>licks lips
>hoshi
>>7544025
Nope!
>eats the last gummy
>>7544049
I'm a cop, I can do whatever I want.
*licks lips*
>>7544049
Nothing has stopped me, yet, that's why.
>Pats bum
>>7544053
Hmm...Does it resemble an animal?
>>7544068
Nope.
Let me shower and I'll see if I can host after
I want to lick Rarity's twitchy pony butthole while Rikka-chan squirts on my face
>hoshi
>>7544055
And this is precicely why the mortal world is so corrupt! If you do not cease this behavior, I will be forced to take action!
>>7544065
>She swats the anon's hand away, looking even more flushed and embarassed
H-hey, cut it out!
>>7544063
[licks face]
>so no ship?
>fondles monokuma chastity belt
>adachi
>>7544076
fuck off ramsay
i want to suck a gastly out of mistys asshole
>ramsay
>>7544076
>Rarity
Yiss....
>>7544077
>Picks up
>spins
>spins faster
>>7544077
What are you going to do? Stab me?
>>7544098
So Adachi, where did you leave Doujima's wife?
>>7544101
I didn't do anything to Dojima's wife, some guy in a van hit her vehicle if I remember correctly.
>>7544101
in junko's trunk with all his other toys.
>>7544077
That cat
>>7544073
Is it a part of everyday life?
Why are you stupud cucks even interacting with that cancer? If we ignore it it'll crawl back to whatever hole it came from and we'll have one less tumor to deal with. Fuck Rikka and fuck anyone who interacts with it.
Thi
>>7544115
For some people yes, for some people no.
>>7544116
>Thi
What did he mean by this
>>7544120
What did he mean by thi
>>7544116
Give me the run down. What's wrong with Rikka?
>>7544116
Oh shit, candlejack got hi
>>7544120
Must've yelled out Candlejack in real life or so
>>7544120
I didn't see him mention Candlejack, so I don't know why he stopped ta
>>7544108
Yes, this is my familar, Chimera. He is one of my agents of darkness that will help usher in a new age of terror!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAAUD7jtFas
>>7544125
It's a meme you squirtmonger.
>>7544119
Hmmm...Is it seen as cute?
>>7544136
Explain the meme.
>Has a cup of squirt juice
>sips
>>7544125
>>7544125
Quick rundown on them:
>Rothschilds bow to Rikka
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Rikkangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Rikka babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>is both an engineer and a scientist at the same time
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Rikkabots inside you right now
>Rikka is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Rikka
>She is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plan yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>7544141
>Squirts in your face
>You can see it
>you like this
People shit on Rikka. That's the meme.
>>7544146
>>7544146
tl;dr
>>7544148
>dodges
I only enjoy quality squirt.
Explain the meme more.
>>7544146
Sounds boring
>>7544151
Now you know how we feel
>>7544140
Yep, at least I think so.
>>7544132
>ignores most of that
It's cute! Can I hold it?
>>7544162
I basically discern if it's just babble or a reasonable rant I can get into. It's not what you do.
>>7544157
>It's a homing squirt
>It flies around and into your mouth
>You swallow it like it's your favorite thing in the entire world
>You really, really like this
What else is there to explain? I explained it fully. Rikka gets shit on. Are you fucking stupid?
>>7544171
Your rants are just babble. There is literally no difference.
>>7544163
Hmmm...This one's a bit challenging...
Is it...a positive thing?
>>7544157
>I hosted in ERP once and attracted an autistic stalker who seems to not like me very much
>>7544163
Sure, I suppose there's no harm in that
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call!
>>7544182
I've had an autistic stalker before. Hopefully yours will get bored.
>>7544180
Positive?
... I guess you'd appreciate having it, yeah.
>>7544182
Yay!
>picks the cat below the wings and pets
So cute!
>>7544172
>it was a hologram
I just want to know why we're shitting on Rikka. You didn't give me a reason.
>>7544176
That's because you don't like what I say so you try to dismiss it as babble.
>>7544182
You see those b8 entry posts you see on ERP? It's probably those guys shitposting you. PM me and I'll tell you who they are.
And that would be different from what you're doing because I believe you hosted there seriously.
Aikawa remover is back.
>>7544197
Link? Is that you sweetheart?
>Blake
>>7544208
I'm still here
>>7544215
Trips and you remove right now.
>>7544198
Hmm...Alright, you got me. I haven't a clue.
>>7544221
I am feeling bad now...
>>7544221
Nice try.
>>7544223
It was... your kimono!
>>7544228
Vashe stradaniye tol'ko nachalos', Rohan
>>7544231
Thank you for that at least.
It is necessary to go through dubs rehabilitation after have been banned, before go for trips, I think.
>>7544242
Ta ne osobo. Vot kogda 9 bul v bane denek na 2che vezde, i tyt - vot eto da.
dab
>>7544231
Wow, heh, that was a tricky one!
Reminder that jojofags are the MLP of anime
>>7544263
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' FIST OF THE NORTH STAR REFERENCE?!
>>7544263
delet this
>>7544223
>>7544255
>that art
>>7544263
I'm 99% sure it's Precure that's the MLP of anime.
>>7544249
banned?
>>7544255
Aww, it wasn't supposed to be so tricky.
I would have accepted something like "dress" too.
It's soft, cute, and part of some people's everyday lifes. Like yours, I bet.
>>7544263
Replace the word MLP with Brony and you're set in stone bruh
>>7544293
jojo = mlp
jojofags = bronies
ezpz
>>7544288
Ah, it's okay. I like tricky stuff.
>>7544307
You got it
love me plz megumin
>>7544282
The second one isn't that bad
>>7544288
Yeah, I was.
>>7544323
>tumblr art
>not that bad
>>7544282
That's what happens when you post 40 images or so In a thread with 400 replies and everything is duplicate.
>>7544308
What other tricky things are there?
>>7544324
r i p
>>7544334
I don't see no unnecessarily tacked on shaded Tumblr nose.
>>7544337
But I am alive.
>>7544327
ill kill myself if you wont love me
>>7544337
Well, Crosswords is one example. There's just that one part that you try to solve yet you just can't think of it! Wordsearches are also kinda tricky since you can search so much for just a small word and you may never find it!
>>7544346
Do it motherfucker
>>7544201
Who are the shitposters?