+HG THREAD
++HUNGER GAMES THREAD
+++THE GREATEST THREAD ON ALL OF 4CHAN
THE EBIN CONCLUSION TO RIGGINSMANIA 50TH ENDS HERE
P R E V I O U S L Y: >>7536561
AND
IT'S
ALL
OV- no actually we got 3 days of full peace to get through together.
Enjoy the ride motherfuckers.
>>7538260
Hey fellas is there a Ilike Incest in the bar?
>>7538282
I don- oh you MORHER FUCKER!
>>7538251
Kill yourself, you fucking little yellow-skinned, chink-looking peice of shit!
>Papu Frank hands up on the suicidal bartender
>>7538299
Heheheheh, he get prank very hard now.
>>7538272
THE CLIMAX IS APPROACHING
The crowd is so accustomed to foreign competitors being heels that they think all Russians are bad.
(Repost)
>>7538068
If comrade. If. As for how Trump will take it. I guess he won't care as long as he doesn't bring illegals or help terrorists... Alfred can smash her as much as he likes
>Ya have discord m8?
>>7538272
Cute guys doing crazy things? Paula could watch that forever! Paula wishes the guys were cuter though.
>>7538299
What? It's just some friendly advice. You wouldn't want to get your bar insanitary, would you now?
>>7538335
>KISSU
Alright what is go on in thread? I need to make sure no facists are hiding here.
>>7538272
The Cossack Dance is very famous, you see! Let's sing together, now!
Pe-pe-pe-pe-pechka, light my heart...
>>7538328
It is not impossible. Let us try to not be suspicious. It's not like Spiders will be terrorists or anything, though this entire situation is bizarre to begin with.
...S-Soviet! What did we just say about things like that?! They aren't even compatible.
>No, unfortunately. I never saw a use for it.
>>7538309
Oh yeah well...
Shoot yourself with a shotgun in the stomach!
>>7538314
NOW LISTEN HERE YOU ANAL BEAD I CAN TRACE THIS CALL RIGHT NOW, COME TO YOUR BEDROOM, AND KICK YOUR PERFECT LITTLE ASSHOLE INTO OBLIVION!
>>7538335
FUCK YOU PRANK CALLING JACKASS!
>>7538326
THE NUMBERS' GAME CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM.
FINAL TWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7538331
Thank god I regularly come around here to give the girls something to feast their eyes upon. It's indeed deplorable how my male colleagues are unable to live up to the standard I've placed here, but at the same time I can't blame them too much. After all, I raised the bar so high that all potential competition was dead on arrival.
>>7538380
Oh hello friendly neighborhood Blyatman. So far no facists have stepped in here. So we are okay so far.
>>7538335
>>7538282
Cause why not?
>>7538387
>he said Ban always makes it to the final three but never wins
How did he know
HOW DID HE KNOW
>>7538290(asgore)
>while dodging he puts you in a school uniform
Don't forget about practicing your reflexes
>>7538386
Oh really, then do it m8. Come on and fight me then.
Hello اخواني!
>>7538380
Paula can say with 1000 percent, all certainty,and in now way that it's happening, that there are no fascists here! Can Paula ask you a question?
>>7538387
Host guy is pretty cute! But there is one thing keeping him from being the cutest ever. One big thing.
>>7538423
Uh... Hi?
>he's acting like a Ruski
>and a mudslime
Why do we allow this cancer to exist
>>7538380
We have two best Russians here. WOOO!
>>7538385
I don't really care about it. I like Alfred and I won't stop him from trying. What? I am being honest comrade. No one s even talking about it comrade.
>>7538416
Huh?
>Smolgore loks down at his new clothes
What the-?! How'd'ya-?! Huh?
>>7538436
Ok ask question. you seem trustworthy.
>>7538386
I'm just giving you my valuable advice. Tsk tsk. You don't have to listen to me, but there's no reason to yell.
>>7538404
But why in the first place?
>>7538462
>She looks around to to see if no one else is here and whispers to his ear.
What's a fascist?
>>7538463
Maria!
>>7538423
Ahlan wa sahlan brother
>>7538387
AND SO IT WAS MEANT TO BE..
AFTER ALL THIS TEASE..
ALL THESE FINALS..
SHE HAS FINALLY DONE IT
>>7538463
>kissu
good to see you
>>7538489
>she
Oh boy Seth
>>7538452
Yes, but... Don't say things like those out loud! No one wants to think about America doing... THAT! Not even the spider, probably!
Like I said, it is disgusting! Can you imagine it happening? Someone's sex life isn't something we should be talking about...!
>>7538489
...
Who won? I am assuming the other one won, but it is a bit ambiguous.
>>7538417
I WILL
>cocks shotgun
I'll be right back fellas. Watch my bar while I'm gone.
>>7538489
RIGGED
Grats, Ivan.
Thanks for saving HG, Seth.
>>7538489
JUST
KIDDING
FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU, FOOL ME TWICE SHAME ON ME. FOOL ME THRI- THERE'S NO THRICE YOU STUPID IDIOT.
>>7538436
W-WHAT IS IT ?
>>7538482
Hello fellow commrad, it is good seeing fellow Soviets in places.
>>7538482
A facist is a very mean person. They good and make fun of different people. They wear black clothes with a sqaure-like symbol on it.
>>7538492
BACK THE FUCK UP
>>7538510
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>7538460
Nuru fu fu fu fu~. even if my speed is slower now, i can still do anything
>>7538506
Oh shit. Gonna need to board up doors now. And windows.
>>7538510
Congratulations Ivan!
Thank you for hosting Seth!
>>7538527
But how would I come in?
>>7538510
He бoйтecь мeня, нe бoйтecь мeня... Ужacнyю Poccию~
Thank you for hosting, my friend! This is tremendous for me!
>>7538503
Yes. I should keep my thoughts to self. Sorry Ivan. So when could I get with Ukraine?
>>7538513
This place is locked down. No Fascists can come by here.
>>7538514
>kissu
:^)
>>7538510
>Personal space means nothing to her. She touches what she feels to be the only problem.
It's this! Beards are not cute at all!
>>7538510
You did it! Great job! Paula thanks you fro hosting!
>>7538513
Paula hates meanies so, SO much! But she doesn't think she ever saw a fascist. Are they here now?
>>7538537
Through the chimmey. Or basement.
>>7538550
I WILL MURDER YOU
>>7538510
Perfect game. Thank you host for a glorious game for the Motherland
>>7538549
It is... It is fine. I have not seen the spider woman, so my imagination is running rampant. Forgive me for making a big deal over it.
Any time, if she ever comes around again. I do not control my sisters, but there is always a chance that she could come around.
>SLAM SLAM SLAM
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
>>7538549
Good, we must fight the good fight, to protect all from the facist scum.
>>7538551
Dont be scare, facists are not here right now. My commrad has locked down thread to all facists. Therefore we are all safe.
>>7538589
calm down goku
>>7538589
Uh, uh no ones home. Wait shit the back door is no lock.
>>7538589
Nuh uh uh! Say the magic word!
>>7538606
Paula's not scared! She's just angry that ad people are allowed to exist! Keeping them out won't do anything to them!
>>7538501
It was a ploy to make you think "she" had won. You got worked into a shoot brother - S.R
>>7538510
N E V E R E V E R
Oh yeah I guess I should thank you for keeping me company or whatever.
Next time don't get hotpocke'd by the janies, jabronies.
>>7538551
But that's a blatant lie. It's scientifically proven that beards are chick magnets.
Once again my unmatched handsomeness cannot be proven wrong.
Later, NERDS.
>>7538589
YEAH FUCKIN' OPEN IT
I'VE GOTTA LEAVE AND THIS IS THE ONLY EXIT YOU BUTTHEAD
>>7538510
Good game, terrible winner.
>>7538589
>Opens door
what is it?
>>7538589
>knocks on door
Hey it's me goku
>>7538510
Congrats!
>>7538634
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7538525
Why'd'ya put this thing on me? It's stuffy and I don't like it!
>>7538617
NO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH_CcJ-uBWI
>>7538630
Don't you post my ice doll waifu, you garbo character.
>>7538589
>unlocks and opens door slightly then readies into combat piston
>>7538587
I've seen her in some of your pictures. She has that strong independent mother look... Yes...
>eyes starts to fade a bit thinking bad things
>>7538634
Bleh...thanks for the game...
>>7538630
Well, atleast itm fend them off for a while. Which will make them not very motivated. People like me good around amd try to stop these people. We are succesfull all time.
>>7538671
>Bleh
that's the sound you make when you're munching on my cock you fucking nigger
>>7538661
>Ivan quirks an eyebrow, wondering why Soviet is staring at him like that. Is Ukraine behind him or something?
Ah... She was like a mother to me and Бeлapycь, but she was still our sister at the end of the day. Are you okay?
>>7538647
Door is open, RUN RUN EVERYONE RUN PANIC PANIC AND SCREAM LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMOROW!!
>>7538510
>>7538634
Congratulations, Ivan.
Thank you for hosting, Seth.
>>7538634
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>7538656
Paula hasn't been called garbage in a long time! She was almost starting to miss it. But isn't Kula just great! Paula wishes she could be as complete as her!
>>7538634
Not in my minds! Bye bye, cutie!
>>7538673
Protecting people so good that no one knows who they are? Are you a super hero? Paula wants to be one too!
>moe kicks down the door
>>7538617
Do I look like goku to you?
>moe shoots you in the chest
>>7538626
Bull shit...
>moe shoots you in the back of the head
>>7538630
Fuck you...
>now shoots you in the forehead
>>7538634
Too late
>moe shoots you in the vagina
>>7538647
>moe hits you with the butt of his shotgun
>>7538649
Hey goku
>moe shoots you in the penis
>>7538661
>moe shoots you in the face
Thanks asshat
>>7538692
>moe shoots you in the pelvis
>>7538686
KEEP TALKING AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS
OH FUCK MOE IS PISSED
>>7538729
Autism has become an epidemic.
>>7538634
Hmmm...
>Ban lets out a sigh of boredom at the sight of how far he had made it, only to fail at the very last second.
Whatever. Not like I even need to win anyway. Thanks for giving me the chance to fight though. And congrats to the winner I guess.
>Ban
>>7538729
>now
Fucking autocorrect.
>>7538729
ow!
I just got here man, don't attack me.
>>7538652
And why not..?. you're still a child but that doesn't meant that you don't have to go to school
>>7538729
>She rubs the spot she was shot at, looking very hurt. Emotionally, not physically.
Owwie! That was very mean of you! You didn't even say the magic word!
>>7538729
Oh shit, he hasnt found me yet. Must call cops.
>>7538690
>his attention snaps back as soon as you speak
Дa! I wasn't thinking about how I was gonna make twins with Katyusha... Just zoned out a bit...
>>7538729
>helmet visor blocks the shotgun blast, giving me just enough time to fire his RPK in retaliation
Can't tell if Ichigo is Moe or if it's the Ruski faggot
>>7538789
Crawl, crawl, crawl, he doesnt see me yet. C'mon phone is right there.
FUCKING SLAVS
>>7538768
>mean *
>>7538510
>You hear a gargled thank you echo across time and space.
>>7538810
What was that, cyka?
>>7538794
>Ivan just sighs, crossing his arms and giving a disappointed look.
I will not judge you if you are fantasizing about her "tracts of land". It's what everyone thinks around her. Are they /that/ interesting?
>>7538797
Ichigo is in like the 6000s and the ruski is in the 1500s so it's probably an entirely different autist
>>7538828
kek'd
>>7538768
But I do! And we don't wear these dumb clothes!
>Smolgore starts struggling to remove the school uniform.
>>7538729
Hey Globalist. You came to the wrong neighborhood.
>>7538810
>>7538797
Lol no
I might be autistic as fuck but Moe is... just not me.
I miss Old Moe
>>7538729
Hello, I hear gunshots come from here. Anyone oka-
>blood everywhere and bodies liter the ground.
Holy shit. What happened here?
>>7538839
Brekien, get over here and stop fooling around. We have a serious situation here.
>>7538909
Wait a minute, who are you sir?
>>7538859
I hope she is more than that. If she is a fun and interesting girl. I will love her on that the most.
>>7539002
Yes, yes, she IS more than that. We may be living stereotypes, but I'm quite sure we aren't THAT shallow. If she comes around, treat her like a person, дa?
>>7538899
You don't?!. that's really bad for you and your friends!. a school uniform is for pay respect to the school!
>>7538993
Alright whats going on Blyatman?
>Examines the area.
Crap, who did this. Was it the yellow guy over there with the gun?
>>7539067
Now that we talked about this. It would be nice if I got to date Katyusha on my birthday. Would make me happy man. I may even get far.
Why does it smell like vodka in here, and who let third worlders in?
>>7539148
HELLO PILOT
>>7539148
Blyatman. We have a problem.
>>7539108
But school is terrible! I don't like it!
>>7539147
Then let us pray for the best, дa? Perhaps she might come, but I can ultimately make no promises. We have to understand that she is still human in the end.
All else fails, we just give you some Soviet guns. I have quite a few.
>>7539148
Oh damit, who let the Nazi facist in?
>>7539148
That says alot about the guy coming from France of all places, sup Ash.
>>7539191
>Be anon
>Live in mom's basement
>bored
>See some posts from some random anons
>decide to go and acuse them for being a samefag
>Great taste for hobbies.
>>7539216
That says a lot about the guy coming from Nippon, trash.
>>7539192
Yeah, Im aware commrad. A Nazi has inflitrated the thread.
>>7539148
Mister, what's a third world?
>>7539198
Don't worry. I can wait a while. When she comes here I will move in and make her be like a princess.
>>7539252
That says a lot about the guy coming from a Japanese mother, Frank.
>>7539197
School can be fun if you have friends!. you can even be the friend of a teacher!
>>7539235
>be samefag
>be mentally handicapped
>be as retarded as possible
>decide to deny samefag
>get fucked because legitimate samefag
Hey you know there's this thing called a filename. You should really look at yours.
I hear the profligates at hg begged for their lives.
>>7539173
I'm not a pilot, you stupid factory recall.
>>7539192
>>7539200
Do I seriously look like some jackboot nazi to you? You're drunk, go home and take a car to.
>>7539216
Like you've been in a place as sophisticated as France anyways, Mr.roid-for-brains.
>>7539270
Obviously the place you came from, since they lacked the education to teach you a basic concept.
>>7539272
If you don't end up frightening her, that is. She is quite a bit timid and shy, so perhaps you should ease in if you can.
Imagine if she was here right now. What would you do?
>>7539235
>Be Ichigo
>Literally on the spectrum
>>7539307
>Be anon
>get easily pissed off at post
>%100 triggered
>Reply and call him a retard
>So mature
>>7539335
Дepьмo!
>>7539279
Fuck you anon! I'm a beautiful black man! Stop offending me! I'm triggered!
>I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
>WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN
welcome to our new slav overlords
>>7539325
H-Hey, I try my best to learn things! That wasn't very nice mister... I-I just wanted to know.
>>7539375
>welcome to our new overlord, Caesar
FTFY
>>7539348
>be me, anon.
>call out samefag.
>4 different people don't come out at the same to to defend themselves from being called out wrongly.
>I'm in the right.
>tfw
Feelsgoodman
>>7539311
Patrolling hg makes you almost wish for a nuclear holocaust
>>7539375
Thank you, we are feelikg very welcomed.
>>7539335
I would be very soft and tender with her. Not be too aggressive.
>>7539346
>implying I'm the one coming to the Ruski's defense
>Lol no
Post a word that will bring an ava out of hiding.
>Garfielf opens the thread door slowly and enters the thread quietly
>after entering the thread Garfielf slowly closes the thread door
Hello hanger games. Anynathing interesting hapend?
>>7539408
>Be anon
>Think because 4 people didnt go out to defend themselves means Im right
>Dont take into consideration that thise 4 people probably dont give enough of a shit to bother with my antics.
>>7539441
foreboden.
>>7539441
Matoi
>>7539441
Juicy cocks.
>>7539471
>two words
One job. One fucking job and you fucked it up.
>>7539457
You're on a fucking iphone with filenames that increase the numerical value by 1 with each post. I'm not even that guy, but jesus christ this isn't even something you should be defending.
>>7539300
Well, yeah, I got all my friends! There's Tori n'Sans n'Papy n'Alphy n'Undyne n'Blooky n'other Blooky n'...
>>7539474
Got ya, LF.
>>7539466
>completely wrong
How can one person be this mentally handicapped? I genuinely don't get it.
>>7539325
Oh please, look who's talking: As if you've been any where besides that over-glorified basement of yours. I'd suggest you seek sun light once in a while, you're looking awfully pale.
>>7539496
>(You) (You)
:thinking:
>>7539466
How to have fun
>1 acuse random people of being samefags
>2 Say "Hurr-dur look at your filename hurr-durr-hurr"
>3 Call anyone who says otherwise a mentally handicapped fagget
And there you have it.
>>7539426
Ah... Saying it like that makes it sound a bit creepy. Do not forget that they are people too. Let's not treat them as objects, дa?
...What would Setsuna think?
>>7539441
Sakuya!
>>7539513
a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content: " (You)";
}
The double (You) code thing put into miscellaneous settings
>>7539542
>using cheats to give yourself double You's
Complete human filth.
>>7539488
Wheres the proof of this "samefag" being a mobilefag anon?
>>7539554
>not using cheats to give yourself double You's
I-I was just using it after Hiro removed the (You)s but then I never removed it
>when your code, rp, and character choice is so shit you have to samefag slavposting
I don't want to see a single person shitposting an anime girl ever again because now we have found the epitome of shit.
>>7539557
Not him, but IMG_[Number] is an IPhone 5 filename.
>>7539557
Look at the filenames. If you weren't drooling on a keyboard or touchscreen as we speak, you would've noticed something.
>>7539385
My apologies, I just thought your IQ was higher than your shoe size. My mistake.
>>7539511
I get sunburn easily, thank you very much. I'v been to places you couldn't even afford. I bet you can't even afford the bus fare.
>>7539535
Oh yeah. She found new man. Her and I drifted apart as you can see.
>>7539441
Airi
>>7539492
Glad to hear that. school can be terrible sometimes, but if you have friends it doesn't matter
>>7539638
Stop trying to speak for us, you dumb mobileposting slavshit. Kill yourself.
>Some of our worst avafags were/are iPhoneposters
Really gets those gears a-turning
>>7539610
Yes? Who was the man you're referring to? Этo звyчит cтpaннo.
...I don't know if I should keep asking, as a matter of fact! You don't feel bad about it, дa?
>>7539656
It's economic natural selection, let it happen.
>>7539655
Im just trying to break up the fight between those two. Im not even a mobilefag. Are you like 10 or something?
>>7539620
Yup!
...Can I take this stupid thing off now?
What's your favorite number?
>>7539606
THE PILOT HAS AN AFFINTY TOWARDS FIRE. THIS PILOT IS SUITABLE TO ENTER SCORCH
>>7539685
You have the same failing spelling as the guy. You are literally the fucking guy. Fuck off slavshit samefag.
>>7539606
Hmph! I'll be super smart, I will show you! I am going to read tons of books and know all the big words and stuff!
>Turns around and walks away, her face puffed up.
Stop being cancer HG
>>7539691
13 or 74
I can always start shit if I want to.
You will not see my autism coming.
It will happen.
You will be shitposted.
>>7539666
I don't at all. By she I mean Setsuna. She found a new guy to stay loyal to as we drifted apart. Obviously I was able to get custody for the kid automatically because she told me she wasn't ready for it and I was doing a good job. But we are still good friends. Just not as close as before.
>>7539715
Sorry, this is /trash/. Everything on /trash/ is cancer.
>>7539695
Not him, but like, I don't see any failing spelling at all.
>>7539713
What happened Lisa? Why you look mad?
>>7539687
>he takes it off you before you even notice
>>7539691
420
>>7539745
lmao same
>>7539606
>his ride conviently rolls up on the spot.
I beg to differ Ash.
>>7539735
>7
My nigga
>>7539745
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7539691
48.
Honestly don't know why.
>>7539726
I see... I am surprised you aren't too unsettled over it all. You have godlike patience, Soviet, but it must run in us Russians.
Not as close? I see. So when you mean not as close, do you mean you sleep on the couch now?
>Be me
>Having a good night so far
>Decide to go on /trash/
>Go on a HG thread
>Am greeted by some dip-shits arguing over some samefag shit
>"Look at your file name fagget"
>"Hurr-durr-hur no nothing's wrong ok go fuck yourself hurrr."
>Just wanted to have a good time
>Not witness 2 fags bitching to each other.
>>7539742
>Smolgore looks down again.
Uhhh...thanks? I think?
...You're really weird.
>>7539766
Have a shitty weekend, anon, and don't forget to kys.
>>7539695
Where is this "failing spelling" you speak of sir?
>>7539766
>Complaining about two retards arguing instead of just fucking ignoring it like a sane person
>>7539763
Wouldn't say patience. More of I care so much about her is that I don't wanna get mad about it, I don't want to cause pain for both of us... If you want to see my real patience. Watch me play some Stalker. If anomaly gets me out of nowhere I will destroy half of home.
>>7539766
>>Just wanted to have a good time
>>Not witness 2 fags bitching to each other.
What are you doing on a hg thread?
>>7539789
Look at your posts you fucking moron.
Hello, tard police. We got some tards on the lose. Yeah they are in this thread.
>>7539745
dank lolololo
>>7539694
I'm not entering anything, besides I doubt that thing could handle me.
>>7539713
>waves
Talk to you, never!
>>7539749
Tch! Could have fooled me...with the way you look, I mistook you for a bum.
>vapes at your girl
>you don't like this
>>7539766
>Just wanted to have a good time
Where the fuck do you think we are?
>>7539834
I vape unironically AMA
>>7539747
>>7539755
>>7539827
forbidden image, click at your own risk
>>7539806
I'm not the guy, I'm just some other guy who just asked a simple question. Is everyone who replies to you the same fag now?
>>7539834
>vapes back at you
>you hate this
>>7539806
>No spelling errors at all
What did he mean by this?
New game when?
Who is the biggest faggot(s)? Janus? Parsee? Or vape users?
This is the Tard police. You had your fun. Now get time to stop.
>>7539829
Stop being an asshole to her. She is my kid, what did she do to you to be like this to her?
>>7539892
Parsee. No doubt.
>>7539870
I could've sworn that pic fucking blinked at me
>>7539896
I didn't do anything wrong!
>>7539829
I'm so more much more than meets the eye Ash m'boy; unlike you I'm not cooped up in a mansion bragging all day long.
>>7539800
Then I will have to pay for it all because I am just too nice. Caring for someone still needs a lot of patience as they will mess up from time to time. I am sure you've heard it all before, so I shall not bore you.
How far are you willing to go to protect them?
>>7539767
>while you were looking at your clothes, he was already gone
>>7539911
Yeah yeah, we know. But we need to take you tards back to the tard jail. Just get in the truck. There are fresh tendies in there.
>>7539910
Eeeeehhh, Sugoi Desu Ne!
Man, I loooooooove shitposting these threads.
>>7539933
...?!
>Smolgore looks around uneasily.
...That guy was really, really weird.
>>7539962
I thought that was an anus XD
>>7539950
But I'm not a tard! I don't even know what that is!
>>7539901
Oh she's yours? That explains sooo much. Hey here's a tip, vodka is not a good substitute for milk. No wonder she turned out like she did.
>>7539916
Aren't you dumb. How am I cooped up in my mansion, If spend my time here?...sometimes unwillingly.
Reeeeeeeeeee RP already
>>7539988
Oh sorry, you get to go then. Just these other posters though that need to go.
>tfw the last 50 posts are all cancer
>tilts cartridge
>>7540011
The next posts are just gonna get even worse anon. Just sit back and watch the show. It fun seeing faggets argue with each other over stupid shit.
>>7540011
Yet you didn't break the cycle
Shitposters are more autistic than the autists they shitpost.
>>7540002
I still have no idea what that means!
>>7540002
Okay, good luck with that.
>>7540027
Good thing the PS1 is a disk-based system!
>>7540046
I... holy shit he figured it out
>>7540060
... what?
>>7540046
*Except in Aussa's case.
>>7540027
You corrupted my save file! Noooooooo! That 100% complete JRPG playthrough, all those hours invested in creating the perfect file... just gone! Gone, just like that! What sort of monster are you!?
>>7539998
Permission slips from mommy and daddy I suppose? Or you coulda' snuck your way out on your towards here. It doesn't take much effort to brag, when it flows natural to me.
You're not much of a fighter as you say Ash.
>>7540069
You know, RP!
At first, I thought it was short for Rap, but turns out I was wrong about that!
>>7540094
Eh, I like rhythm games a little more anyways!
>>7540106
When's your next mix-tape rolling out f.am
>>7539930
Where I would lay down my life and loyalty to protect them. If whatever reason she gets hunted down by my country. I will be a happy traitor just to protect her... That is how I treat all of my friends and soon to be lovers...
>>7539998
You can hurl insults and shittalk to me or any guy who is an adult. But you can't just bully a little girl. You are just arrogant and think you are better than everyone.
>>7540106
Oh it means roleplay.
>>7540138
>ayy is that rhythm fever
>>7540094
You're a shit swordsman. Even a turtle has better swordmanship than you
>>7540146
Oh, sorry. I've been on a bit of a hiatus recently. My life has been kinda boring as of late, so I haven't had a lot of things to rap about!
Thinking about maybe doing a few raps about this place, it's been quite a ride here!
>>7540138
You know, with all my amazing on-point moves in VRMMORPGs, I bet I'd be the king of rhythm games. At least the ones that involve your body. Though with my sweet reflexes I'd bet I'd SSS Super Star Ultra rank all those games too. You know, that's not too bad of an idea. Say, doggy, you just gave me an idea. What better addition to my hare-err... elite fighting force than the Vocaloid Miku? That's brilliant! You're a sick puppy! One sick puppy! I like you!
>>7540203
I am going to pretend I didn't just hear that. Not even Leonardo has better swordsmanship than I do!
>the state of this thread
lmao goodnight hg
>>7540179
Ah... It is unwise to say that to your actual country. Thankfully, I wouldn't do that to my sister (Crimea? What's that), and I will let it slide for now.
...Wait, so if I were hunted down by Russia, would you still lay your life for me?
I can start a shitpost storm anywhere. YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7540101
Yuh huh, because you totally are an expert at my life and what I've done. Listen, just because you have muscles doesn't mean you're an expert ok? Say what you want, I know I'm better than you.
>>7540179
You should be thanking me, you moron. I'm helping her build character and motivation, something you failed to do. Pathetic.
>>7540180
Oh, I see!
....what's "roleplay"?
>It's Parappa the Rapper, aka the father of Rhythm Games.
>>7540206
I think I've heard of here before.... I think my agents tried to pressure me into doing a collab with her once. Her music is cool, but it kinda clashes with my funky style, y'know?
>>7540218
>angry french noises
>>7540267
Shut up polnareff
Threadly reminder to ban Rikka from all of your games and never interact with them
>>7540282
Kisses~
>>7540266
Funk? Doggy, the only funk I care for is Future Funk. I'm just saying I need more babes in my life. I'd go next door but I get the feeling that'd be a very bad idea right now. These aren't the best hours to try and do it. Everything is dead. Sort of like here actually only there's people here to talk to while we wait for something to happen. Hey, that works as a metaphor on life. A group of people just gathered around waiting for something to happen so they can actually do something with themselves.
>>7540267
Yep. There we go. That's more the sound I'm used to hearing. Hey, if you got a problem, step up to the plate. I'll beat you down so fast, it'll look like your life just glitched out before your eyes.
>>7540260
Say what you want Ashley-kun, but Daddy ain't gonna pay for those new shoes if you show up with that kind of attitude.
>>7540246
Actually. If you were having suicidal thinking I would sit you down and have a talk. But actually yes I would. Is only fair.
Anyway, I have to sleep. Night.
>>7540260
Still doesn't let you be a complete jerk to my kid...
another one bites the dust
>>7540340
I only have one love in my life, and her name is Sunny Funny!
Ah.... Man, I miss her! I've been gone for so long! I just hope she's okay...
>>7540383
I would not dream of it if it would break my sisters' hearts. I have people I wouldn't want to leave behind. And I would lay down my life for you as well, дpyг.
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, тoвapищ.
>>7540266
When you pretend to be someone else...
>rhythm fever was awesome
>>7540340
>says,"If I had my Silver Chariot you would get the 1000 needle punishment." in turtle french
>>7540382
See there you go again assuming. I only have a mother and five sisters.
>>7540424
Huh, sounds interesting. But, why would you want to do that? What's wrong with being yourself?
(It's my second favorite Rhythm Series. I would ava something from it but there's no one with a real personality + good amount of images.)
>>7540447
....and your dad?
>>7540415
This isn't going to turn into your sad life story about how you two met as kids and were clearly meant to be from the beginning until a tragic event separated the two of you, is it? Because I really don't care.
>>7540426
Gesundheit. You seem really angry there, little fella. Did you watch your brothers and sisters get gobbled up by birds while they desperately struggled to reach the life saving waters of the ocean? And even those that made it found that there were indeed bigger fish that made turtle soup of them?
>>7540466
>>7540506
>tfw I watched that video
Actually got a good few keks out of me tbqh
>>7540532
What video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi9DcBShxwE
>>7540481
Gone. Never knew him.
>>7540546
http://www.xvideos.com/video6148435/sex_music_animation
>>7540506
That's a big guy
>>7540553
...that explains everything.
>>7540563
(I think this animation is what kickstarted my fondness for fapping to the beat of things. HMVs are a Godsend in that regard.)
>>7540496
No?
I mean, aside from an argument we had once, we've been pretty close!
>>7540506
(I attempted to fag her the second to last Secret Ava Weekend but couldn't.)
>>7540563
(That was how I first found Minus8. He's great. I gotta appreciate, made me masterba- Damn it I'm rhyming.)
>>7540563
L-lewd!
But also pretty good.
>>7540596
What do you mean?
>>7540606
Hey, you know, that's great. Seriously though, no bullshit. If you got something special like that, then you hold on to it. You hold on to it and you never let it go. You fight to the DEATH to keep it! And when you die you take as many of those love hating sumbitches down with you! That's the Kirito way!
>>7540625
>Covers your eyes
>>7540680
Thanks Mister Sword Dude! I'm make sure to keep that advice once I find a way back home!
>>7540636
Nothing! Nothing at all Ash! Nevermind what I just said earlier.
>>7540714
Aw man, someone else who doesn't know me. I guess I gotta actually start winning some games so I can be famous here too. Oh, the name's Kirito, by the way. Just so you know, I don't sign autographs.
>the guy who does Kirito in the abridged SAO does the voice of the abridged Luppi from Bleach
I love you all, guys.
>>7540761
so you're cheating on me
>>7540742
Nice to meet you, Kirito! My name's Parappa!
>>7540761
I love you too Anon!
>>7540756
And here's this guy with that little neat tidbit of trivia! Yep, YamatoSFX does a lot of other Abridged stuff. Nothing as awesome or as cool as being MY voice but... still, neat little tidbit if you're into the behind the scenes stuff.
>>7540761
Not gonna lie, that's pretty gay, my dude.
>>7540781
Para.... Parappapapa... Que papas... I'm just gonna call ya Para!
>>7540728
What you find it funny? Because it's nothing to laugh about.
>>7540789
>Apariencia
>Papas
Hola Kuga/Red/Any other spic
>>7540789
Personally I don't like his voice because no matter how he does it, it always sounds the same to me.
>>7540789
I guess that's okay with me...
>hosts
>>7540800
Nah. To late, I gotta sleep. G'night.
>>7540845
>shitp-hosts
>>7540845
thanks for hosting fampai
congrats to the winner and stuff
>>7540845
>Enters, only do die during the bloodbath.
Oh come on son! That wasn't very fun! I should have won! But I guess I'm done.
Post your face when every single host in the community dies of cancer aides.
>>7540869
>>7540869
>>7540869
Oh noes! I actually didn't wish death on one or two of them...
>>7540801
He also in TFS's DBZ World's Strongest thing. Guy gets around, and not in the good way. Well, maybe in the good way if you're into my operatic music to anyone's ears but I mean... nevermind what I mean. That's not important to anyone who isn't me.
>>7540833
Ehh, fair criticism. Some voice actors just can't into range. Quite a few of the popular big names have that very same problem. Johnny Yong Bosch anyone? Or how about Yuri Lowenthal? Still kinda threw me off when I heard Yosuke yell about winning the lottery when I visited that one town in New Vegas. He was a happy boy.
>>7540842
Right, cool. Yeah, don't send me a friend request, Para. I don't do parties. That's not my bag, y'know?
>>7540891
Shit man, those two are fucking everywhere. Bosch and the other members of the crew still won't fucking reunite and finish off the series though, because fuck the fans amirite.
>>7540891
Friend request...?
You don't like parties?! But they're great! There's music, food, and alot of cool people!
I should know, as an MC, I have hosted a few great parties myself!
>>7540918
Kill him.
>>7540946
Kill him now.
>>7540946
>>7540946
What browser is better for hosting? Just wondering.
(Have a good night, HG!)
>>7540904
Right, fuck the fans.
>>7540921
I meant like a team up party. I'm a solo player, I do my best work solo. Other people just drag me down.
>>7541005
Firefox
>>7541005
Firefox
>>7541008
Oh, I see now!
I'll be seeing you, Kirito!
>>7541005
Netscape.
>mfw no games
Test.
>>7541052
>yandere aikawa
Aaaaahhhh~
>>7541076
Yandere?
>>7541063
Coolio.
Give me a few avas for another test. I'm not hosting.... yet, just checking if the Host Helper actually wants to work with me now.
>>7541088
Aikawa
>>7541088
Reimu Hakurei
>>7541088
Plague Knight
>>7541088
Sangwoo
>>7541088
Huge Fucking Entry File
g'luck m8
>>7541088
Kent Swanson
>>7541088
Serena
For fucks sake, still doesn't work.
I pressed the right buttons, but it just opens up a bunch of tabs and tried to bookmark.
I don't get it, I worked with me before.
>>7541140
If you let me teamviewer, I can check which browser setting is causing this.
>>7541150
Team Viewer?
>>7541160
Basically a program that allows Aikawa to control things on your computer. Its really smart and it has saved a lot of time when he helped me with errors in the tools.
>>7541172
>Aikawa
>giving germans access to your system
Vhere are you hiding ze jews? Ve know you are harboring zem in your country, give us ze files.
>post yfw dead bread
>>7541172
(That's a little creepy sounding, but it doesn't matter now. I finally got it to work. I just had to use the alternative method. Which is weird because I swear I did that when it fucked up for me last time and it didn't work. Oh well. I guess I gotta make a new code then.)
>>7541140
Are you pressing the buttons or holding them?
>>7541212
(There's a difference?)
>>7541099
Show me your pits
>>7541221
If you just press it there's a chance it doesn't finish in time and fucks up. Holding it until the tribute is entered is the way to go.
>>7541172
thanks
>>7541221
nope
>>7541211
It's a program you can run and then it displays a code that changes every time you launch it. If you tell me that code, I can connect and see a video stream of your desktop, and also click things and type. That would allow me to check a lot of possible causes very quickly and see the results, instead of telling you step by step what to do.
Whether you have to use alternative method or not depends on your Firefox version and its settings. Can't know which one you require, so I just made a checkbox.
I'M A ROCKSTAR!!
LIVING ON THE EDGE!!
I'M KNOWN FOR HANGING OUT AND PARTYING WITH MY FRIENDS!!
>>7541261
(Well, I got it figured out anyways. Still don't know why it was being shitty to me, maybe I was just being retarded. Regardless, Parappa games soon. Just need to make some events, a winscreen template, and a nice background.)
>>7541277
I really needed to make this.
>>7541277
Someone was telling me about some sort of video I had to make for the deathsquad stuff?
>>7541319
You gotta link me a video that you might want for your part of the Event Game opening video.
>>7541318
This is my song, image, you just improved it.
>>7541335
What sort of video?
>>7541207
>>7541335
I'm glad I could improve it. I've had the thought to put a microphone there for a while now because it was simply just missing.
>>7541337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZHUyVzx7A
If it fits in here, then you've got the right idea. For example, the gif I'm using right now.
>>7541347
Now EVERYONE will be able to hear me.
>>7541366
Should it just be for one of my avas in the squad? The #1 one?
>want to ava Contanze from Little Witch Academia
>she never fucking talks
>>7541366
I guess thats true. Now give me a hug.
>>7541375
Because that's part of her character maybe????
>>7541375
Just do it, we've had silent characters before.
>>7541375
Reaction images are better anyway.
>>7541375
Ava George Constanza instead
>>7541474
I never watched Seinfeld.
I miss Joris Cullen
>>7541366
Whatever you want, #1 would be a good start.
>>7541413
Fine.
>hug
>>7541491
Thank you.
>Hugs back
I hope you have a nice day or what time it is for you.
(Alright, since I know not everyone is of course going to be familiar with the Parappa the Rapper series, should I add in some more general rapping-based events as well?)
>>7541500
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
>>7541482
Watch it now
Post em'
http://spekr.org/
http://spekr.org/
http://spekr.org/
>>7541537
I keep seeing these posted but I don't know what they mean.
Check my sick goal out
>aikawa
>>7541545
CBA
B
A
>>7541552
You'll find out when you grow up.
>>7541581
But that was an own goal by Rockstarr135.
>>7541594
Alright. Webms fine? I could PM it to you on discord or what have you.
>>7541604
Whatever works.
>>7541601
Own goal doesn't exist in rocket league.
First 12
>>7541661
>Greetings,FellowGoyim.jpg
>>7541599
yee
>>7541601
He had no chance of saving it anymore anyways
>>7541615
What's your discord? I tried looking around myself but couldn't get it.
>>7541764
Cecilia#3811
>>7541764
SHINY CHARIOT#6517
>>7541545
>Liberal
>-10 Economic
>- 26 Cultural
Rate me HG
>>7541826
nigga rate yourself I'm trying to sleep
Odds i play vidya
Evens I sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7BE-xtgsFg
>>7541922
Goodnight, anon.
>>7541941
is this a jojo reference
>>7541501
sure
CC a QT
post avas and rate or something
>>7541958
>>7541958
I agree.
I want to ship with her.
>>7541976
Better idea. Post sinks.
>>7541976
I didn't change anything about it since the last time, but I still want people to rate my Avatar Wallpaper.
>>7542031
0/10
Rick, get your fatass back here and host.
Post HG memes
>>7542113
>>7542113
oh fuck...I was in here >>7538764 thinking that you guys were dead as fuck...
I wonder where Dorothy is
>>7542129
well...
>>7542130
Dead, hopefully.
>>7542142
R-robots never die
>>7542144
Not with that attitude they don't.
>>7542152
YES
>>7542144
This is false. I do kill robots all the time
>>7542180
W-with your thighs?
>>7542113
>>7542199
>tfw they never got to do my avas description before it got deleted
>>7542199
>tfw not on this
should i kill myself or not
>>7542199
>Mfw got a page before it got deleted
>>7542184
Yes, they are my ultimate weapon
>>7542113
>>7542236
Prove it
https://youtu.be/9t-PfiZdlrc
how does this look so far?
>>7542249
For some reason I only see black
>>7542248
>Jumps on your face, wrapping her thighs around your neck and strangles you to death
>>7542249
Looks good, Tricky.
You have too much free time on your hands.
>>7542261
MMMF
>>7542257
are you looking in a mirror
>>7542267
Thank you! I might make something HG related after this, but I'm glad it looks alright. I hope when I finish inking, it still retains the same charm.
>>7542269
>>7542269
>When you drop on the ground she sits on your face for maximum comfort and prove her superiority
>>7542283
>>7542277
>just fucking dies
>>7542283
Aikawa you lucky bastard
How did Raimi get away with this scene?
>>7542303
I have a chance!
>>7542283
>BITES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Gtm4-Ax2U
>>7542333
>She doesn't feel a thing because she's an android and keeps rubbing her fat ass on her face.
Stop moving and die, human scum
>>7542346
>bites more
>slowly suffocates
>>7542344
She's cute desu
>>7542354
Just like that, stop breathing now
>Her puffy vulva was rubbing on her nose to prevent her breathing
>>7542344
>Plastic shit
>>7542391
That's a boy.
>>7542391
>dies
>>7542392
>stereotypes
>>7542391
I want to be dominated by android-chan
>>7542391
>her
>>7542397
>When she's finally dead she dsahes towards this anon >>7542407 and pushes him down on the floor while she sits on his face doing the same to him.
Human scum
>>7542438
>gets up
Hehehe, I was only pretending to be dead!
>runs away
Am I in the right place now? That other house was pretty empty!
>>7542438
>licks asshole
>>7542442
BOO!
>>7542442
I dunno, all we have a is a neckbeard posting ass pictures thinking that he's a girl.
>>7542442
>you feel a tap on your shoulder and suddenly pushed down
>>7542447
Hey! Don't lick, just stop breathing once and for all
>She rubs her ass harde ron his face
>>7542441
I'll get you one day
>>7542442
Yeah, I guess.
>>7542456
Never.
>keeps a healthy distance
>>7542456
>licks harder
Mmmppp!