Can we have a Samus thread?

Super > Green hair > Metroid 2 >>>>>>>>>>>> Shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ZSS

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Ok

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>>7533035
Slutty Samus best Samus

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>>7533036
This desu

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>>7533038
She can't help it
It's just how she is

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Team Ninja knew exactly what they were doing

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I hate every iteration of Samus that doesn't look like a pissed off robot

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>>7533041
Gee mister, you're really not gonna like this one then huh?

>>7533036

Absolutely disgusting

Samus is not for sexual.

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>>7533041
I hate every version of Kirby without angry eyebrows.

See how stupid you sound?

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>>7533044
Yes
Yes she is

>>7533036
I don't recognize this Samus. What game is she from?

>>7533033

I think one of those actually just is digitized 1980's Sigourney Weaver

>>7533049
>implying that Metroid 2 wasn't basically Aliens

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>>7533049
second from the right

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>>7533050
Gonna need a sauce on that friendo

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Samus is a dead character. She has joined the ranks of other non-relevant Nintendo characters such as Ice Climbers and Paulina. She exists solely as nostalgia.

There will never be another mainline Metroid game.

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>>7533053
noname55

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>>7533054
The Perfectly Obvious: The Post
Why do you think people just keep fapbaiting her? It's all the value she has left now

>>7533054
>go almost a decade with no Metroid game from '94 to '02.
>Western dev approaches Nintendo with an idea for a Metroid game.
>Fund it, becomes immensely successful.
>Spawn a console trilogy and a handful of portable games.
>Outsource another console game to jap devs.
>Is a clusterfuck and bombs abysmally.
>Don't touch Metroid ever again except for one handheld spin off.

We just need another western developer that isn't Retro to pitch the idea to Nintendo again.

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>>7533041

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>>7533055
Cheers anon

>>>/e/

>>7533057
Nintendo still wanted to work with Metroid back then, Metroid Fusion came out on the very same day as Prime and even had Game Boy Player unlockables

>>7533033
>>>/aco/

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>>7533060
>>7533062
>videogame threads don't belong on /v/
Am I getting baited again?
Anyways, have a {You}

>>7533063
>this thread is discussing video games
>not porn

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>2006
>"4chan needs a cartoon porn board"
>"It really doesn't, you'll still post porn on the worksafe board and the porn board will become a shitheap of bad art, fetishes, furry, and drama"
>"But muh non-worksafe"

>2011
>"4chan needs a cartoon porn board"
>"It really doesn't, you'll still post porn on the worksafe board and the porn board will become a shitheap of bad art, fetishes, furry, and drama"
>"But muh non-worksafe"

>2015
>4chan gets a cartoon porn board
>people still post porn on the worksafe board and the porn board immediately becomes a shitheap of bad art, fetishes, furry, and drama
>"No that board doesn't count nobody likes it stop banning me for making porn threads on the worksafe board"

I bet the erpfags are gonna show up too, that would complete the experience.

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>>7533065
None of these pictures are nsfw, though. There's no vagina, anus, (female) nipples, penis, testicles, or groping.

Granted, a lot of pictures here skirt the line, like pic related, but they still technically follow the rules.

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Any ERPers about?

>>7533059
>editing out the pubic hair
what a fucking pleb

>>7533066
Just because there aren't any tits/vag showing doesn't mean you wouldn't get fired in a heartbeat if your superior saw you looking at this shit.

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>>7533066
>There's no vagina, anus, (female) nipples, penis, testicles, or groping.

are you a fucking retard?

too much side/under boob is NSFW
too much "PUFFY VULVA XD" is NSFW
tight/wet tops are NSFW
anything you'd wince at showing to your grandmother would be NSFW you fucking shitlord
and if you legitmately dont think it is, youre either
A. Underaged
B. Unemployed
C. Autistic
D. All of the above

>>7533067

... how the fuck is she sitting like that?
did she break the que?

>>7533067
Blow your brains out tonight.

>>7533044
I agree with you
it defeats her character

>>7533033
Like the art style but the hips need to go higher up and the faces need work.

>>7533065
>>7533066
>>7533070
This is actually something of an on-going issue I've been curious about for probably five or six years now. What exactly is considered "NSFW" images? I would say it's any sexually explicit image but I've seen post get deleted/people banned in waifu threads for lesser offensive images that wouldn't fall under the NSFW category.

>>7533070
>t. Mudslime

Allahu ackbar my friend

>>7533072
>implying I don't feel like that every hour of every day
The fuck you think you are son?

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>"Oh boy, a Samus thread! There might be cool fanar-"
>it's just the same lewd Zero Suit images that everyone already has saved

>>7533069
>>7533070
you're both right, but to counterpoint
why the hell are you on 4chan while at work

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>>7533079
At least it isn't that one retard talking about the firmness of her ass.

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>>7533075
think about it this way:
Would you show it to your parents/grand-parents?
If no: NSFW
If Yes: You're most likely wrong and are autistic or have a pervert for a parents etc.

>>7533077
>mudslime
>crusader

>>7533080
I'm not at work
But I've been on 4chan at work and almost been caught with a massive futa dick on my phone when a client walked past my desk because thats what threads devolve into if you allow degeneracy

>>7533079
Best kind of thread

>>7533040
>Implying that matters when Sakamoto didn't know what anyone, least of all himself, was doing

>>7533084

i think the predator would team up with samus against those exos

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>>7533085

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>>7533089

Should I fap to Samus tonight?

>>7533065
/aco/ is that new?

>>7533093

don't fap tonight so you'll have an extra big load for her tomorrow <3

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>>7533092

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>>7533094
It was one of the first new boards created under the rule of chink-moot.

>>7533095
>masturbating on the shabbath

oh boy, goyim

>>7533099

If I knew anything about jewish religious history or customs, I would have a clever reply.

>>7533100
is this a persona reference?

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>>7533097
Why do I keep doing this? Why do I keep posting these images in these threads? It's not going to to help with the crippling loneliness. But still I do it.
Maybe it's because it helps. Maybe I do it so I can lie to myself that there's somebody out there who cares about me. Maybe it's so that I can not feel so pathetic and worthless and so goddamn alone. I hate it. I hate it so much.

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>>7533101
DID YOU JUST DISREPECT THE ONE GUNDRED AND SIGSTY GORILLION JEWS THAT DIED IN THE HOA-- HOLOCAUST?

>>7533102

actually it's a reference to poker night at the inventory.

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>>7533100
>>7533102
>>7533107
Actually, it's a reference to the Original Anime: The Bizarre Adventures of the JoJo Lineage
That is her stand

Might as well cuz we aren't getting a Samus game any time soon

Zero Suit Samus was a mistake.

Pink>Black>White>>>>>>>>>>>Blue

>>7533104
It's okay anon, we're here for you

>>7533106
Anyone have this but without the words?

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>>7533116

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>>7533117
here ya go

>>7533119
I will never get tired of flattered samus

>>7533120
Thanks

>>7533101

you can fap on the shabbath. lol

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>>7533114
I........I wish that helped. I really do wish it did. But it doesn't fill up the other half of the bed. It doesn't make a pair of arms that wrap around me. It doesn't make me feel so not-fucking-alone.
What happened to me? The fuck happened?

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>>7533104
>>7533125
FUCK OFF ROLEPLAYING NIGGER

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>>7533125
You sound like a fag and your shit's all fucked. I recommend suicide.

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Vintage art

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wii era samus was a mistake

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>>7533119
I wanna fuck that Chozo.

>>7533125
*hug*

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>>7533054
It's not Nintendo's fault Metroid doesn't sell

Have a cake

>those faces

what feminist cunt made this?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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There is no samus image in the world that has a good face + good body combo.

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>samus thread
>it's just a thinly veiled softcore porn thread for fifteen year olds
Nice.

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>>7533132

>>7533134
Does Akairiot only do private commissions now, or did something happen in real life and he can't draw much anymore?

He used to post new stuff like twice, three times a week, and now it's barely on a monthly basis. You'd think those patreonbux would increase frequency, not lower it.

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>>7533079
>There might be cool fanart
There is

>>7533052
she was so fucking hot in the 80s was she in any movies prior to this? i was a baby in the 80s so i wouldnt know

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>>7533139
Noice.

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>>7533085
This

>>7533129
Is that a jojo reference?

>>7533134
>let an outside team known for making bullshit make a mainline game first thing
>they massively screw it up and make one of the worst games ever fucking made (other M)
>cancel series because YOU screwed up

this is all Nintendo's fault

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Super > AM2R > Zero Mission = Fusion > Return of Samus > Metroid
Prime > Prime 3 = Prime 2 > Hunters > Other M = Federation Force

>>7533140
I don't follow his twitter so I have no idea. Last time I saw anything from him, he was throwing a tantrum about deviantart reposts and tumblr asks.

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>>7533054
>if there ever is another metroid game it would be a gacha mobile game

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>>7533138
>I don't like thing
>"It's just softcore porn!"
Fuck off

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I unironically prefer this kind of design for the zero suit.

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>>7533147
Did you misquote?

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>>7533152
What is it, then, if not softcore porn?

>>7533153
>let's take this sci-fi suit and turn it into something modern because I have severe self-image issues and can't stomach the thought of an attractive female in a fictional universe

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>people actually like tin can bitch and want her to succeed

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>>7533145

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>>7533157
Fuck off back to your containment, Ridley. How did you even fit in here?

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>>7533156
> I have severe self-image issues and can't stomach the thought of an attractive female
That's like 99% of all Zero suit hate

>>7533154
no you said its not nintendo's faulty metroid doesnt sell when it absolutely is they made other M followed it up with shit like federation force and then blamed it on the franchise

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>>7533041
Here you go, Samus looks pissed off (1/2 of what you asked for)

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>suit is now "pure energy bird magic"
>samus is no longer psychically hardwired and biologically conjoined with her suit
Sakamoto is a bad person.

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>>7533153
I unironically prefer this kind of design for the zero suit.

>>7533153
How the fuck would that work when she's inside the suit?

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>>7533162
Oh, so you're pretending OM was the first game or something?

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>samus will never be respected again

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>>7533168
You don't get it, by not being sexy she's SUPERSERIOUS and therefore better than an attractive woman according to Anita/Metroidbabbies

>>7533038
Her back would fucking hurt

>>7533043
This

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>>7533170
>Metroid Another M
That's not what her outfit looked like

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>>7533161
It couldn't possibly be that the Zero Suit reduces one of the few widely-popular female leads in a video game to a walking pair of tits and ass? The suit exists only to pander to hormone-addled teenagers and boost sales. It's a soulless marketing trick that bastardizes and rapes everything to do with the character, and you fell for it without even a second thought.

>>7533169
no im saying the franchise sold pretty well prior to other m then other M came out it was garbage and did not sell well then they release federation force which was NOTHING like a metroid game that also did not sell well and instead of realizing they didnt sell because the games sucked nintendo blamed the franchise

what is with people around here and being as dense as stone?

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>>7533170
>Super slutsuit in the last panel

>>7533047
>that face
Lol

Why did her hair change from green to blonde? I HATE THIS! Green is so space like and has that 80s vibe and seems so sci fi. Green sci fi hair but NO Japs had to pick blonde because it's so exotic to them and they fap to blond western girls with big tits. What's the deal with brown hair Samus?

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>>7533173
She does exercise, so not much

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>>7533038
Put on some clothes, lady.

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>>7533181
Blonde is better

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>>7533186
>fans want a man
lol fags

>>7533181
dumb dobsonposter

samus never even had green hair outside of varia suit discoloration

>>7533084
I'd buy this so fucking hard

>>7533176
It couldn't possibly be that I enjoy Samus both in her power suit and in her zero suit, could it?

The idea that only hormone-addled teenagers could POSSIBLY like attractive women in their media is so abysmally stupid that it beggars belief.

Finally, that you believe the zero suit "bastardizes and rapes" the character marks you as a colossal fucking retard.

>>7533184
>>7533183
>>7533182
>>7533179
>>7533172
this is why i want the zero suit to vanish it attracted these retards

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>>7533176
>The suit exists only to pander to hormone-addled teenagers and boost sales
I feel sorry you feel that way, Anita, I really do.

>>7533116
HE TRIES TO KILL YOU

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>>7533134
>akairot

>>7533186
>if a female character doesn't talk it makes them male

k

>>7533195
crocomire doesn't do a damn thing until you shoot him, look it up

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>>7533192
Not an argument

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>>7533192
Your tears fuel me.

>>7533199
no its not im telling you to fuck off and dont come back metroid has no place for waifu fags

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>>7533196
He always gets Samus 100% right

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>>7533202
>no its not
Accepting you have problems is the first sign of recovery

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Why do Overwatch players like Metroid

>>7533205
im not looking to argue with you i want you and the zero suit to go away completely i would wipe it from history if i could

>>7533045
Wait that picture shows Metroid why does it say Samus? Isn't Samus the name of Metroid's girlfriend?

>>7533207
girls + pew pew

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>>7533197
what no. The implication is people want hardcore samus

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>>7533209
>i want you
Aww, thanks anon, but I'm not available

>>7533211
faggots like you need to fuck off too this isnt funny and you waste time doing it go fuck yourself

Aw yeah, we /trash/ now.

thank you based mod right where waifu fags belong

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Finally the series is where it belongs.

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softcore days are over

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yea, I'd say!

>>7533147
>Other M is one of the worst games ever made
Metroid fanboys having delusions of grandeur. I prescribe: Open Season: the Video Game.

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>tfw no slut to type fuck my cock into a dribbling mess

>>7533045
I don't know what's worse:
people misusing the Latin masculine "-us" suffix,
American games news misinterpreting everything,
or the inability of the Japanese language to explicitely refer to genders.

"What if Zelda was a girl", "what if Metroid was a girl", "What if Overwatch was your girlfriend", etc.

>>7534871
"what if overwatch was a decent game"
kek

Two words.
Feather pubes.

>>7533179
Is there a source for this?

>>7539785
pixiv

>>7533176
Where do the batman spikes on her forearm come from... I mean, I didn't see any such spikes on her OG chozo armor. Wasn't the fusion suit just the power suit with huge chunks surgically removed?

>>7543144
Huh?

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>>7540915

The Fusion suit is the stripped down Power Suit with some Metroid DNA, well, FUSED into it. Keep in mind, back before Other M made the suit into concentrated emotional magic energy bullshit, it was presented as a sort of biomechanical construct. It was literally a part of Samus down to her DNA, and when the Feds used the Metroid vaccine to combat her X infestation, it altered her physiology down to the genetic level, and her suit's appearance changed to reflect that.

TL;DR: Magic Metroid pseudoscience did it.