HG Thread. 267th EXPRESS GAMES >May bump

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>>7529455

SCORCH

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>>7529455
Pratty

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>>7529455
Avenger

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The Player

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Maa

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Maki

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>>7529455
Maria and Harusame

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Koichi Kizakura

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Yukine

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Reimu Hakurei

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Cirno

>>7529464
So where do I start? It's like peeling an onion of reasons, I swear there's a whole bunch and I don't know where to start. Obviously there was the whole clingy thing, fuck that got annoying. I mean you literally got so clingy you made a goddamn anon post to try and make me take things how you wanted. I still remember bracing myself for the relink to your reply halfway down the thread because you can't take obvious social cues when someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Not to mention your Rika RP in a nutshell. A clusterfuck of godmoding and headcanons thrown onto yet another one of your OC's. I'll give you credit where credit is due, at least the vampire is slightly unique. Oh, but your RP isn't even the issue. As a person in general you're a total shitter. Your family is fucking poor and you're still not doing a single thing to help them. Is McDonalds still too good for you? Get the fuck over yourself. You're lucky they'll even give you a chance when all you have in your skill set is playing fucking touhou and yugioh and making up shitty OC's on 4chan. You're a useless NEET who can't even step up to the plate when they actually need you to. Kill yourself, Aussa.

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Rin Hoshizora

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Supreme Overlord of Ice

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Eggman-kun

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Lord Beerus

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>>7529455
Vaati

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>>7529455
Rikka Takanashi

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>>7529455
GUTS

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>>7529455
Fairy Leviathan

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THE CRIMSON DEMON

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Alexander the Large

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Shimakaze
(Male)

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Russian Demon

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Flash Man

>>7529514
How was your sleep, maraca-chan?

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okay wow, definitely not bumping

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Emiya Kiritsugu

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>>7529575
Well then...my competition seems laughable at best...

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>>7529575
Let's not wait any longer

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>>7529575
Very well, I suppose I can play with you weaklings for a little while. Try not to dissappoint me too badly~

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>>7529575
What's the point of Reimu being in the Hunger Games? She's too strong for a competition like this.

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>>7529608

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>>7529608

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>>7529643
What are you going to do, bore me to death?

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>>7529643
F

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>>7529643
Sorry kids, but that thing looks more intimidating than the two of you, and that's pretty useful around here!

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>>7529661
What did Maa do?

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>>7529643
hmmf
>he folds his arms
Go ahead and leave
See if I care

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>>7529675

Wrong slide. Look at this one first.

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>>7529686
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>>7529675
Who keeps sending me all this junk? I'll win with my fists

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>>7529675
Good grief, seems like sticking to my flask is still the best idea... This is worse than any hangover...

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>>7529675
wait where did I g-
>>7529686
You can't kill me! I'm already dead!
>he gets murdered non descriptively

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>>7529675
>>7529686
F

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>>7529685
Don't take it too hard, kiddo. It's not like you could die just because I left you two behind.

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>>7529703
>>7529712
Ohh, well...

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>>7529712
>he starts scowling
Yeah sure, that would never happen.
>>7529718
Screw you.
I'm just going to leave and do something else.
Not like any of the people here care anyway.

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>>7529703
Megumin's good at explosions, but that didn't help her here.
You won't have to worry about second place anymore, _____.
Yeah, that definitely describes Reimu's cooking.

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>>7529734
Maybe I can tape my eyes open if there is any tape around

Ready
Steady
Cock

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>>7529734

>>7529718
>Anime Reddington

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>>7529731
What else could you be doing right now? I thought that participating in killing games was the newest trend among kids like you.

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>>7529751
What the hell is this supposed to be? It smells horrible!

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>>7529734
I don't even have taste buds and I know this was awful. Please, never do ... THAT ... again.

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>>7529734
And I was just about to praise that man's dappear hat...

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>>7529751
F

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>>7529734
A perfect experiment! Way too messy, though.
>>7529751
Whoaaa... what the heck is this thing?

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>>7529790
Calm the fuck down.

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>>7529751
>Reddington
>Time to rename one of my folders after him

secret ava week when?

>>7529835
next year

>>7529835
now

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>>7529820

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>>7529820
You'll regret this, you stupid shrine maiden

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>>7529842
F

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>>7529848

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>>7529859

>>7529824
I don't know why but I imagine little kuribo's voice coming from him

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>>7529842
Well, that was rude of me.

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>>7529859
I forgot to warn you about this.
Reimu misses an opportunity to kill half the tributes.

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>>7529884
Looks like the feast explosion was just delayed.

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>>7529884

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>>7529897
F

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>>7529910

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>>7529921
Too peaceful.

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>>7529938
Heh.. that's disappointing.

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>>7529946

>>7529959
F

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>>7529965
her

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>>7529969

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>>7529972

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>>7529979
Someone dies in this one.

>>7529653
howbout i bone you to death instead

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>>7529990
Absolutely not.

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>>7529995
What are you, a caveman?

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>>7530001
>MFW no face

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>>7530014
F

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>>7530023

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>>7530035
Here we go.
Final two!

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>>7530050
Touhou wins, lol.

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>>7530060
Not really. Congratulations Maa, you are the new winner of the Express Games!

>>7530060
I'd say rigged if I thought you were intelligent enough to do so.

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>>7529573
Rin's sleep was fine! Rin still has a busy day ahead of her though, which isn't what Rin expected when she woke up.

>Rin looks at the time on the clock, shaking her head as she notices the time.
Rin has to go mobile as Rin's going to go out with the rest of μ's to get ready for another live. Don't tell anyone, but Rin is sure that she'll also go for ramen!

>>7529946
>Rin has a sip from the drink the girl gave Rin.
That's a pretty great drink, Rin really likes it nyaa! H-hey... are you alright...? Are you asleep or does Rin need to call an ambulance for you?

>>7529972
You really shouldn't sleep out here in the cold, mister. You'll become sick like that and Rin can't make enough ramen to cure everyone... neither is Rin a doctor, that's more of Maki-chan's interest.

>Rin steals the man's hat as she covers him with a kitty patterned blanket.
Sometimes Rin wonders who the real adult is! Maybe it's Rin nyaa nyaa nyaa!

>>7530001
>Rin nervously raises her finger to make an objection against the idea.
R-Rin's already in a band... Rin can't betray her friends... Rin would nyaver do that... sorry.

>>7530014
Hmm... why is Rin's phone not working? Rin could've sworn she woke up with it working just fine... it was brand nyaaw as well.

>>7530035
C-can someone help Rin...? Sh-she already has a broken leg and now Rin's not feeling great anymore. Rin just wants to go back to bed at this moment.

>A single tear runs down Rin's face while trying to continue on.

>>7530050
Come here kitty! Rin could use a kitty to cuddle with her now as Rin's feeling really terrible and no longer happy.

>Rin picks the kitty up and cuddles with her, only to be stabbed in Rin's gut.

>>7530060
>>7530080
Congratulations to the little kitty and thank nyaa for the opportunity to put down a show. Rin had fun, even if Rin wasn't the best! Rin's used to it, but Rin might have to wait till all her injuries are gone.

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>>7530080
Thanks for playing.

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>>7530089
>Thanks for hosting

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>>7530089
Thanks for wasting your time on making us kill each other, missy.

>>7530081
What

Bigus Dickus

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
THEY'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

>>7530014
>>7530023
>>7530035
>>7530050
>>7530060
>>7530080
9 minutes with only the host posting.

Death prevails.

Daily reminder that HG is dead

>>7530162
>forgetting our based savior Cirno posting somewhere in between there
s m h

So it's still dead hours huh?

>>7530241
Prime Time isn't until the evening

>>7530241
It's midday on a Friday.

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>>7530256
>>7530261

>>7530256
>thinking Prime Time still exists
I guess two games in a row is considered Prime Time now

Reminder that the people saying HG is dead don't actually believe it, they just want it to die.

>>7530323
Would have more games if people didn't bitch all the time and if people stopped being so damn lazy

>>7530335
But bitching and being lazy is my favorite things to do.

>>7530209
>being this retarded
Check the first reply.

>>7530335
I'm not lazy, hosting just isn't fun for me anymore.

>>7530335
Give me 10 people worth hosting for and I'll start doing it again

>>7530354
Then do it for the rest or find a way to make it fun

>>7530416
Spoiler: All of your discord cj buddies are the ones that enter practically every game but never rp them.

>>7530416
>names everyone

>>7530426
And they are not worth it, your point?

>>7530416
Do it for the (You)s

>>7530416
Kamina
Megumin
Kiritsugu
Matoi
Mikisugi
IIda
Erron Black
Isabelle
Ms. Baker
Eila

>>7530452
iiya

>>7530416
My boy Erron Black x 10

>>7530452
>people
>lists avas

>>7530452
>erron black
kill yourself, sonicfox

>>7530463
>implying those avas are not all separate people

>>7530441
Who's everyone now?
>>7530446
I'm getting enough right now, and without hosting.
>>7530452
>>7530461
Consider suicide Kamina.

>>7530463
Kamina has MPD, you can count them as seperate people

>>7530492
Don't forget that he's a muslim, so he's counted as one fifth of a person

>>7530491
How about my girl Erza Scarlett x 10?

Standards killed us

>>7530504
yeah but only one of his multiple personalities is a muslim

>>7530509
>Implying it isn't the opposite

>>7530515
No. It killed us

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le ebin trolle xDDD

>>7530587
fuck off Bobandy

>>7530452
Erron black

Based mk cowboy

>>7530587
fuck off faggot

you too Cirno

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>>7530509
The conceit of the oldfags and their numerous failed attempts to rebirth the community killed us.

>>7530614
>counting those in that image as any sort of saviour

>>7530614
>tfw too irrelevant for the meta

>>7530614
reminder that there are some people in hg that are so salty about not being invited that they still haven't let this go

>tfw tempted to make my own games just to find out if theres a secret board

>>7530274
Die Vert

>>7530675
Can it wait till tomorrow?

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>>7530693
JUSTICE FOR KAMINA, NEVER FORGIVE THE OLDFAGS

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>>7530695
Vert detected?

>>7530693
I wonder if Junko still has the same opinion

>>7530693
>Kamina is ooc cancer.
>When most oldfags are completely ooc all the time.

Never got this meme kamina is fine. Just wished he played kamina again.

>>7530710
This
i haven't seen junko be IC in forever

>>7530722

Best avas are people like dean, shorty, tupac and seth.

They respond to ooc topics and discussion completely ic.

>>7530722
Russian Junko is just superior

>>7530748
>tupac
i was with you until you had to mention him
dean, shorty, and seth actually make me laugh
tupac just tries to fit in and do whatever everyone else is doing

>>7530706
Spotted

>>7530717
>kissus forehead a tucks in
Sleep tight

>>7530675
No. Die.

>>7530774
>>7530695
oopsie~

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>>7530774
>>7530787

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State what characters you are retiring.

Phoenix, Agrias, Polt, Taranza, Krystal, zulf, heigen.

>>7530804
...Bane?

>>7530817
none

>>7530162
I would have replied if I had actually entered the game, but I literally just got up.

>>7530817
On behalf of muh boy Ryan Gosling,
kys baron.

>>7530831
Good morning anon

>>7530831
>not being able to roleplay as a cute anime girl in your sleep
Low level RPers like you should just die

>>7530835
Is it really needed? I know you are thinking of saying it every time i post. Its lost its charm.

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>>7530836
>tfw it's Almost 2 PM
G-good afternoon anon.
>>7530846
But I don't play an Anime Girl.

LUKERS WAKE UP

>>7530876
>not pretending to be cute anime girls online
Are you gay or something?

>>7530858
Just looking out for my dude, man.
Mildly sad that I never got to typefuck Polt's brains out.

>>7530876
>tfw it's Almost 2 PM
A-ahaha... it's almost 3 PM for me and I woke up 5 minutes ago
F-fuck

>>7530876
Sleeping in that much is not good for you.

>>7530876
Ten till 2, reporting in.
I've got a big day of masturbation and vidya so I should probably get to it. Carpe diem!

>>7530890
No, all the anime girls I would play are already taken.
>>7530899
Wanna going the "horrible sleeping schedule" Club, anon?
>>7530904
I know, I just have so many "important" things to do in so little time.
>>7530905
See you then.

>>7530893
I'l return to her when im in the mood for it. But im just not happy enough to play a genki character right. It will feel forced.

>tfw you can't host because language barrier

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>>7530818

>>7530939
What did he mean by this

>>7530929
You have no idea
I usually stay up for 2-3 days at a time
This is nothing
H-help me

>>7530939
>tfw you can't host because language barrier
Lol dumpass

If you don't stop lurking I'm gonna come find you irl and suck yo dicks
Ain't even gay nigga

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>>7530939
>you can still host without any commentary

>>7531002
Shut the fuck up and kys already ditto

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>>7530989
Did I sleep too long?!

>>7530939
>wanted to host earlier today
>checked my codes
>both of my saved seasons got screwed
Time to enter 300 and 500 events so I can host next week. Yay...

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>>7531011
>do it for me instead

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>>7530989
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
But girls don't have penises?

>>7531025
If you give me the pastebin I might enter them in because I have nothing else going on

>>7531043
That what you think

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https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

>Miyako begins to patrol the arenas

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>>7531070
Did I hear something about a ghost town?

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>>7531063

>>7531050
Thanks, but the problem is that I only fixed the typos and mistakes in the saved seasons, so I have to check+fix all of those again while entering the codes. I'll just do it tomorrow or next week. I won't be able to host until next friday anyway.

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Things look far from lively. Is something wrong?

>>7531109
just waiting

>>7531109
>fucks the tank

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>>7531092
>The Jiangshi turns to the source of the voice and looks at the ghastly with curiousity
A spirit? You look different from the others

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>>7531109
>Yotsuba climbs onto the tank

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>>7531118
Ah, well we should play something while we wait. Any ide-
>>7531122
What are you doing? Please stop that, it's gross.

The only good thing to come from 2hu was Sanae's bitchin tits
Prove me wrong
>Protip: You can't.

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>>7531130
Thanks, I know I'm special.
By the way, you have a piece of paper stuck to your face.

>>7531148
Hikki x Mokou

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>>7531144
Be careful, you could scrape your leg or fall if you're not.

>>7531147
>cums inside of the tank
>explodes

>>7531148
Reimu's armpit

>>7531158
>implying that's a good thing
lol no.
>>7531189
Debatable.

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>>7531150
The paper is important. Master Seija would be angry if it came off.
>>7531148
I'm sorry I failed you anon.

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>>7531177
>At that very moment Yotsuba loses her footing and falls off the tank and falls to the ground

>>7531215
Miyako is okay
Not good though

>hosts

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>>7531215
Is that so?

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>>7531220
>Suddenly, a red-haired woman scurries over and kneels down to the girl, scanning her for wounds.
Are you ok?

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>>7531233
Yotsuba!

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>>7531109
I think everyone's trying to sleep or something.

Omg link kys

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>>7531233
I'm doubting the legitimacy of this post.

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>>7531234
Yes yes. I would have to eat you if you disobeyed her.
>>7531223
Ok is ok right?

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>>7531186
Disgusting. Hosing that out isn't going to be fun. >>7531220
Hey, are you alright? Looks like you fell pretty hard. I've got some bandages in here in case you scrapped yourself.
>>7531256
People sleep at this hour?

>>7531275
nice rp

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>>7531252
>>7531278
It's okay. This is nothing! I-I'm a big girl after all!

>>7531291
for you

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>>7531276
Somehow I'm not very concerned, what with me being a ghost and all that.
>attempts to snag the tag

>>7531276
Yes.

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>>7531288
Why thank you, anonymous user! I always make sure that my responses are well articulated and grammatically correct.

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>>7531291
You have an injury on this limb here.
>The woman points at the scrape on the little (big) girl's arm.
>She then reaches into her trust satchel and pulls out a bonesaw, holding down Yotsuba with one arm on her chest.
Hold still, I'm going to amputate your arm.

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>>7531299
>She opens her mouth and you see the remnents of many ghosts who have been consumed in the past by this creature
Seija says you are useful so she wants me to wait first.

>>7531314
>crime rates are higher in the more densely populated areas

Perish the thought

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>>7531278
Well, I guess so. I mean, can you come up with anything else for it?

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>>7531314
Hasn't the UK always historically been Immigrant central though?

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>>7531331
I'm sure that's the reason, and not the fact that I'm poisonous. Now gimme that!

Also brush your teeth!

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>>7531291
Ah, good. You can handle something like that. I used to get all kinds of scrapes and bruises playing with my brothers, so I'm sure if you don't let a little pain stop you that you'll become a strong woman some day.
>>7531336
Maybe some kind of accident?

>Uk left the Eu
I'm not sure if this is as good I think it is

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>>7531323
>>7531296
>>7531352
>Yotsuba runs away screaming at the top of her lungs
Keep her away from me!

>>7531357
It's probably a lot better for the EU, anyways. The UK was always just kinda, there.

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>>7531351
I would but my arms are stiff. That and we have no toothpaste. Hey, wait a minute, the dead can't be poisoned!

>>7531387
True

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>>7531352
Affecting all those people, but not even leaving a hint? There's no way!

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>>7531390
And ghosts can't be eaten.
I'd say we've left the realm of plausibility behind a while ago.

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>>7531368
>>7531323
That's entirely overboard. Leave her alone.
>>7531402
Maybe there is a disease going around.

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>>7531405
But I eat them all the time!

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>>7531368
>>7531418
>The woman gets up from her spot, snarling as she zips up her satchel, still carrying her trusty bonesaw and whispering under her breath.
Should have given her the medical alcohol first.
>She then takes off after the injured kid, holding her bonesaw up, not having caught wind of the tankgirl's speech.
You have a wound that needs to be treated, and I refuse to leave your side until I can remedy it.
Cease your running.

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>>7531418
Like I said! Without anyone else noticing?

>lurks

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>>7531432
Looks like we'll have to resort to force.
>Directs the crusader to drive by and strike the strange woman in the head with the barrel of the 6-pounder
>>7531452
Maybe they got abducted by aliens.

>>7531460
>Screeches
STOP LURKING FAGGOT

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>>7531481
Uuh. What're those?

>>7531481
>read that as 6 inch pounder

unf

A-anybody have the link to the wallpaper maker thing

>>7531549
of course my friend

http://wallpapereditor.com/

>>7531549
wallpapereditor.com

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>>7531489
Spacemen, extraterrestrials! They're here to experiment on humanity in secret.
>>7531506
>So dirty.

>>7531561
>>7531564
Thanks f.am

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>>7531574
...Whaaaaaaaat? I've never heard of something stranger in my life!

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>>7531481
>Berserker turns around as the tank catches up to her, putting her hand on the "6-pounder" and preventing it from moving any further.
Do not prevent me from doing my job. The last person who did so ended up needing medical assistance themselves.

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>>7531430
And I poison things all the time.

Well, except for steel types, but you don't look very metal-y to me.

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>>7531592
I don't know how true it is, but there have been all kinds of shows on it lately.
>>7531594
That girl doesn't need an amputation, so cool it.
>The engine of the tank roars as more gas is pumped into it to push against the nutcase.

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>>7531596
What in the fuck is this!? An evil spirit!? As a hero of justice I will banish you to the depths of hell where you belong! TRACE ON!
>summons my dank dual swords
>teleports behind you and does 2 damage
>it's super effective
>you faint on the spot
heh...nuthin personell, kid....
>Opens the dark portal to the netherworld and kicks you in
>locks it from the outside so you may never return again
>You like this

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ASSHOLE-CHAAAAAN

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>>7531684
Why is the vagoo censored, but the asshole isn't?....

>>7531678
Shit RP. Shirou can't open portals to the nethewrorld. The rest is pretty IC tho

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>>7531684
>>7531707
>Puts a hand over shirou's eyes to protect his innocence

>>7531707
>>7531707
men also have assholes

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>>7531718
I learned it by watching you!
>>7531721
>Can't see anymore
>Stands in the dark wondering why that asshole isn't censored

I think assholes are the cutest part of a girl

>>7531757
>Rampepper

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>>7531757

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>>7531673
I've never heard of any show, either!

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>>7531757
Disgusting.

>>7531769
T H I C C

>>7531769
It looks like she's mad at the artist for erasing her asshole.

>>7531782
She's wearing a skin tight suit

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>>7531673
>Berserker's hand falls from the tank and instead to her side, the tank's barrel running into the eye-socket obscured by bandages.
>Underneath her gauze, blood begins to seep out, staining it. However the woman only continues to stare ahead, unfazed.
That "girl" needs medical assistance, and I need to give it to her, so I will only ask once that you back off and let me operate.

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>>7531776
>>7531782

>>7531805
UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH, THIIIICCCKKKEEERRRR

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>>7531771
You've never watched TV? Maybe I can bring one out here sometime and you can see what I mean.
>>7531799
>The barrel is too big to fit into the eye socket.
Oh geez, that looks bad. But I'm telling you she is fine, I had worse injuries when I was her age.

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>>7531678
>pokéball wriggles three times
>still breaks out
Nice try kid, now go home before the professor fucks your mom.

>>7531836
What if it's Juniper?

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>>7531830
Uuhm. What's a TV?

I miss Matoi.

>>7531850
lesbians are socially accepted these days

THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING FATE

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>>7531819

>>7531861
>Juniper fucking your mom
That's kinda hot, not gonna lie.

>>7531862
>posts more fate

>>7531869
this one is shit desu i'm disappointed in you senpai

>>7531862
your [G R A V I T Y] brought them here

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>>7531854
You don't even know what a TV is? Well, I think you'd like it. Signals are transmitted over massive distances to show things on the screen of a TV, sometimes they're things that have been recorded and are being transmitted again, and sometimes it's something happening at that very moment.

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>>7531850
I'd watch it.

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>>7531819

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>>7531830
>The barrel crushed her eyesocket, allowing it to fit in.
...if I'm not able to catch up to that poor child because you are trying to decide something that only a medical professional can determine, I will take this metal death trap and render it useless.
Spare yourself a costly repair bill and return from whence you came immediately.

>>7531885
my nigga is that a jojo reference

>>7531906
Do not

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>>7531891
Wow. My head hurts, now.

>>7531927
nah man that's a Initial D reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPykgMK07M

>>7531935
nice rp

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>>7531934
I wonder who this could be xD

>>7531936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w3W82AFo0U nah

>>7531936
For some reason I read that as Tenacious D and now I'm mad we'll never have a Jack Black ava.

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>>7531907
If you're really a doctor, you should show me your degree, but first you should probably worry about yourself there.
>>7531935
It's hard to imagine without seeing it I guess.

Post epic jumps

>>7531942
That's better. Post more Atago and shut the fuck up.

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>>7531981

>>7531942
Can you post some pictures of your womb onahole now, Nymph?

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>>7531974
Something like that sounds way too convoluted with the kind of tech level for whatever the end result is.

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>>7531986

>>7531986
God the things I'd do to that asshole

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>>7532003
I don't know what you mean, but I think it's pretty great.