Hunger Games Thread
"Constanze Is Bae" Edition
Listening to this while RPing will boost your RP by 1000%
https://youtu.be/UUB0k7aR6RI
YO SUBARU
>>7525557
I made that assessment a while back. That shade of red, brown, and yellow looks good on you.
>>7525578
Please don't hurt me.
>>7525593
C-Can you not talk about it like that? Do it and get it over with while I'm prepared.
>>7525501
Anime? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the term. You must tell me what it is; you've sparked my curiosity.
>>7525526
Here, let me demonstrate.
>Rubick points his staff at a few loose pebbles on the ground. He slowly lifts up his staff and the pebbles follow suit, floating up in the air before being hurled away at an immense speed with a flick of the staff.
I can do that, but on people do. Would you like to experience it?
>>7525539
This isn't the Bounty Hunter, is it? Surely that bounty has expired by now...
>>7525605
ANIME SUUUUUCKS
Your next line is...
>>7525546
This level of lewdness should be illegal!
I lost my FD
Fucking damn
>>7525606
It's like a TV show, but animated. You get all kinds of genres in anime, so I'd say check it out some kind of series that fits you best. What do you like, horror? mystery? Don't tel me you're a slice-of-life kind of guy...
>>7525626
Why would you tell me this!? I don't need that sort of negativity in my life!
>>7525605
No.
Why would I be doing you any favors?
>>7525606
What in the fucking fuc- So that stick is the real thing huh?
Give it a shot on me, Im ready.
>>7525655
Doing me favors? I'm doing you a favor! I'm allowing you to kill me for...for some reason! I can't even remember anymore because of your damn talking!
Lurkers form up to determine game size.
>>7525670
If you want to die so badly, just kill yourself like I told you to earlier. Im busy right now, okay?
>>7525682
>>7525715
So you're the only lurker huh?
>>7525701
You're insanely rude. I'm not itching to die, I'm doing it to prove a point...I think. This is the last time I offer to die by your hands. It's annoying and takes longer than it should.
>>7525682
Once more, I am here. Дoбpый вeчep, my friend.
>>7525682
Kochi koi!
>>7525682
>>7525721
Since when does the victim give out permission to the murder? If I feel like killing you, I'll fucking kill you.
In fact, I'm going to wait until it's inconvenient for you just out of spite.
>>7525720
Give it more than a mere minute or two and quite a few more shall emerge, dearie.
>>7525648
>Rubick's head twitches curiously. He remains silent for a moment, processing the words the stranger has said.
TV show? I'm afraid that in trying to explain this to me you've created more curiosity. I'm not familiar with that term, either.
>>7525655
>Rubick shrugs, pointing his staff at the girl and suspending her in the air. It doesn't feel like any force is manipulating her, and the only way she can really tell that she's being affected is by looking at the large gap between her feet and the ground.
Many assassins have made attempts on my life, but more often than not a casual flick of my staff will send them flying out the window to their dooms. It's all so very predictable.
>Rubick swings his staff down hard, sending the the girl to the ground with a heavy impact. It doesn't really do anything to her, though. He's just showing off.
>>7525546
OOOOOOH DR ZAIUS
>>7525682
Hello there! Ooh, while I'm here, maybe I should say something.
Helloooo! Does anyone need some weapons forged? I just got a huge stock of materials, so I'm looking for stuff to make!
>>7525764
>dropkicks off a cliff
Forge that
>>7525723
Well look who the cat dragged in. I though you drank yourself to death somewhere in Siberia.
>>7525743
You think I'm going to sit by like a helpless maiden as you strike me down? Ha! I'll set you packing if you think I'll sit by and let you assault me without my permission. I may not look like it, but I'm actually pretty strong. I bet I could have you begging for mercy within two seconds.
>>7525754
Jeez, I forgot who I'm dealing with here.
TV is like a big box that can show you what books would normally show you, except it's visual and not reliant on your imagination. Understand so far?
>>7525764
Forged weapons, and a huge stock of materials, you say? Yeah, um, do you have any breath mints?
>>7525789
I did. Multiple times, as a matter of fact!
All jokes aside, when you grow up, please do not drink as much vodka as I do. It has its own set of consequences.
I need 24 for a game. Keep in mind this will be done manually.
>>7525822
Natsuki Subaru
>>7525822
Grappler Baki
>>7525822
Maria and Harusame
>>7525786
>Crawls back up
>
>>7525807
I'm a weaponsmith, not a candywoman...but I do!
>>7525822
Anastasia
>>7525822
Ivan Braginsky
>>7525822
El Rato
>>7525822
Expect Zero RP
>entry
>>7525822
Pratty
>>7525822
Rubick
>>7525822
Muffet
>>7525822
Dr zaius posse
>>7525822
Ash Crimson
>>7525822
Luluco
>>7525822
Cinnamon Roll
>>7525822
Fujino Kiyoshi
>>7525754
>She immediately notices the halt of her ability to cycle oxygen, panicking in an internal frenzy only discernible in the eyes. Suz tumbled backwards and hit the ground with a rough grunt and rolled her battered self over and into a sit.
S-shit. Guess you've got the footsoldier thing covered.
>>7525822
Suz
>>7525801
I don't care how strong you think you are. There's nothing that lives and breathes that cant be stopped by a wall of buckshot.
>>7525851
Oh my god, I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along.
>>7525822
La Krushe
>>7525819
Of course, I have no intention on losing all of my brain cells like you did, must have taken some work, huh?
>>7525822
Gwendolyn
>>7525835
How much will that be n' do you accept yen per chance?
>>7525822
Cinnamon Swirl
>>7525822
C.C.
>>7525822
Reigen Arataka
>>7525876
Oh, you don't have to worry about that part, I can always get more candy!
>>7525822
the legend jr
>>7525822
Syoko Hoshi
>>7525869
You already had that happen to you, дpyг. That is a problem not even drinking can fix.
It took five decades and a few battles. Not too long, but believe me, it felt like an eternity.
>>7525863
Obviously, you're not a fighter. With confidence like that you'll easily get beaten. Since I'm a nice guy I'll give you a little preview of what I can do.
>Seconds go by...then minutes...and nothing happens
You felt that, didn't you? I bet you're spooked right now. You should be, because that's nothing to mess with!
>>7525801
>Rubick strokes his chin, imagining how such a device would look like.
Sounds like something a Keen would make...very curious! I understand perfectly. Is there any sort of arcane magics involved, or is "TV" a product of science?
>>7525863
>Rubick is observant to the panic in her eyes, and extends a hand out to help her up.
I'm sorry, I should've exercised caution when demonstrating. It's not that fearsome of a spell, really. It only works on a single target, and I can't throw persons very far. Pebbles are much easier.
Anyways, I showed you something of mine. I'm curious; how do you fight?
>>7525822
IU
>>7525866
w-what is source?
>>7525835
For being gay.
>>7525919
Saijaku Muhai No Bahamut
>Is only in 2 episodes
Sucks
>>7525901
Oh, so you did work at it. Here's a thought, what if you stopped drinking, and maybe people would take you more seriously? Also a shower would be nice.
>>7525887
You can always get more candy? I'd hate to tell you this...but...it's been really getting on my nerves...
>he pinches the bridge of his nose.
...you could really use mint right now, your breath stinks.
Evaluate.
>>7525822
Sand King.
>>7525947
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7525914
Shitty wizard.
>>7525947
Let us proceed, shall we, dearie?
>>7525929
What's a gay?
>>7525941
It does not! I take very good care of myself!
>And then she looks very self-concious, checking her breath, before pulling a mint from some pocket...somewhere on her and shoving it in her mouth.
>>7525947
Uuuhm. You might wanna look at District 7 and 9.
>>7525947
Cinammon Roll is looking a lot cuter than usual.
>>7525908
>Slowly she removes the handgun tucked away in the holster strapped to her thigh.
>Closing one eye with a tongue hanging out between her lips the levels the weapon and barks two shots into his left kneecap and one in the right.
>>7525914
>Clearing her throat, she swallowed hart at the lump of pride in her chest and gave her hand over to him.
I work better with a team. That's how wolves and lions hunt.
>She grunted softly and lifted herself up to her feet, and dusted the dirtyness caked on her butt.
With a team behind me, and me behind them we can fight for days, weeks even.
>>7525947
I think I'm in there twice...other than that it looks fine to me!
>>7525937
If I stopped drinking then I would not be able to tolerate anyone here. Why should people take me seriously when I am the embodiment of Russia?
Rolling around in snow is a good substitute for a shower, дa?
>>7525947
It is good. I'm ready!
>>7525947
выглядит нeплoхo...L-looks good
>>7525972
But you're a pure cinnamon roll
>>7525947
>>7525949
>>7525873
>>7525965
Well, your hat and the color of your clothing!
>>7525976
You just answered your own question, for the biggest country you also are the biggest joke. And no, snow is not clean it's pretty filthy. And do you even wash that coat? It has stains all over it.
As the code suggests this is a mystery code. Let's just say I like it already due to this fantastic start.
>>7525985
You are welcome to guard my kingdom, Knight.
>>7526001
How can this be?! Does Axe have a daughter?!
>>7526001
RRRRHAAAAAAAAAA
>Proceeds to foam at the mouth
>>7525993
Hey! My clothes are great!
>>7526001
See? My weapons are second to none!
>>7526001
After an astonishing bloodbath you all run into peace.
>>7525968
>Subaru falls back as soon as the bullets his both of his knees. At this point, in his own perspective, everything felt slow. The sound of bullets hitting bone echoed in his head as he has yet to realize what has actually happened
Wha...Wh-what was that...?
>After the initial shock of being hit where it hurts the most, he lets out a blood curdling scream from the pain. He has felt pain as excruciating before, but nothing quite like this
DO IT NOW! END THE GODDAMN PAIN! I-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!
>>7526001
>Pratty ends the screaming man's misery, but only in the arena
>>7525965
>>7525947
Cool. You've done it. Thanks.
Yeah, um... no hard feelings. I've got to compete soon. See you around in the venue.
>Baki carefully lurches away from the merchant, eventually jetting off into the Arena with his spirits held high.
>>7526017
>Throws a cup at you.
They are terrible!
>>7525959
A familiar face in this part of the world? If only it were somebody on the radiant. What brings you here, Crixalis?
>>7525968
>Rubick tilts his head inquisitively at the mention of "wolves and lions."
Ah yes, a team will get you a long way. A team of wolves and lions even further. Are you a shapeshifter?
>>7526021
>Rubick swipes his clawed gloves at a tree, cleaving through the bark and spitting out woodchips
This must be what it feels like to be Ursa.
>>7526001
To soon?
>>7526021
Even more peace.
>>7525979
I think you're confusing me with the blonde girl.
>>7526001
H-How is that even possible?!
>>7525999
I would rather have people laugh than bore everyone by being your normal person. I could list a few examples, and funnily enough, you are not one of them.
Ah. And I have more than one coat, I was just playing with some snow to pass the time.
>>7526001
That one wasn't on purpose, I swear on it! Not this time! Я глyбoкo coжaлeю, дpyзья мoи...!
>>7526044
I am losing my touch. It is too evident.
>>7526040
Had to skip peace...I'm disappointed in all of you.
>>7526037
I have not chosen a side yet. Neither side seems intent on respecting the desert's rite of passage.
>>7526051
Frog legs for dinner.
>>7526024
H-hey, calm down! I'm sorry!
>>7526026
Uuhm...okay...bye?
>>7526033
Heyy, you're being a jerk!
>>7526040
What language is this even?
>>7525849
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>7525914
This TV...it's pure science. I'm not too sure, since there's only a limit we're told about these things. If I made them I could get more in depth, but sadly I'm nothing more than a shut-in that uses it to my advantage.
>Suabru takes out a copy of the LWA OVA from his track jacket and hands it to you
This is what I mean when I say anime. Pretty fun to look at, isn't it?
>>7526044
You're such a manchild, you know that?
>>7526062
So? Not everything is sunshine and rainbows here! This is a place where people come to kill one another.
>>7526060
Oops.
Quick. Everyone ignore this mishap.
>>7526024
>She stuff the weapon back into place and makes her way over to his side.
I gotta get some bunk. Ciao.
>Flicking her lit cigarette into his face she takes her leave for the night.
>>7526037
Nah nah, nothing crazy like that. I'm just a good ol' fashioned infantryman. Nothing more or less.
>>7526051
>Looks around for a nice place to sleep.
>>7526087
The feast is upon us.
>>7526087
Never underestimate a solid ax!
>>7526083
That doesn't excuse any of that!
>>7526078
Tell me something I don't know already, apart from everything obvious. You are never too old to have fun, дa?
Besides, it's not like I had anything better to do, you know this.
>>7526087
They are okay.
>
>>7526062
I-Is it over?
>Subaru looks down at his kneecaps and notices how messed up they are. He then looks up at Pratty and begins crying while trying to muffle his screams
>>7526091
>the lit cigarette smacks his face, but it doesn't change the fact he's already screaming bloody murder. He quickly picks up the cigarette and flicks it back at her in a sad attempt to get her attention, but to no avail
>>7526087
I knew muffet was a whore
>>7525641
>implying you don't enjoy it
>>7526118
Whoa, whoa, it's gonna be okay, it's fine!
>She fumbles around, before pulling out a bottle of a dark red liquid.
H-here! This'll fix you up in no time!
>>7526109
Whoooaa, I'm a queen now!? Awesome!
>>7526109
I hope you fall into a pit Fujino.
>>7526118
>takes your crutch
>>7526120
Guess you could say she got...shucked. Eh? Ehhh?
>>7526137
kek yeah
and god damn the legend jr just won't die
>>7526059
I must admit, the matters of the desert escapes my knowledge. I'll tell you that there is many unique sorceries to be found by those that occupy the desert, and I respect that. Especially those that can be found in the Scintillant Waste. The preservation of such environments is of top priority to me.
>>7526091
Oh, so like a certain Keenfolk I know. You deal with ranged weaponry, correct? The inner workings of such technology is fascinating to me, but no so much so as the mystical energies that make up our existence.
>>7526072
>Rubick turns the cover over numerous times, closely inspecting the cover and the contents within.
These images depict witches, do they not? This could be an interesting thing to study. I thank you for your service.
>Rubick pockets the OVA, indifferent to the man's opinion on the matter.
>>7526109
This is how I fall? I need my magic...
>>7526137
More peace and a life saving shot.
>>7526148
Let us continue to watch his legend grow.
>>7526137
Sugar? Is that you?
>>7526154
Uuuuhm. Pass. My mom would kill me if I drank!
>>7526154
he's filling the shoes his dad left
>>7526154
The cute spider was avenged. Well done.
>>7526161
I can be your Sugar if you want.
>>7526164
Who was his dad?
>>7526128
>implying implications
>>7526167
The legend sr.
>>7526167
WINNER
NEXT
SLIDE
>>7526112
There's a difference between having fun and being so stupid that you think you're having fun. And don't even try to run that by me, there are a ton of things better for you to do.
>>7526167
I'm pretty sure I know what she looks like, and you're not her...
>>7526173
Whoa! What happened!?
>>7526120
I am not, dearie. That is quite a rude accusation.
>>7526137
And you, dearie, should feel bad for that.
>>7526173
GAME OVER. Turns out he was both unlucky and lucky at the same time.
>>7526182
I can become her though.
>>7526171
He must of been a great man just like his son was.
>>7526197
>badum
>tsss
>>7526110
Yes it does!
>>7526197
I dunno sister, getting fucked by three gorillas sounds pretty whorish to me
>>7526206
Winner!
>>7526210
She was just...Monkeying around!
>>7526109
A five-eyed jack-o-lantern, дa...? I don't even think we celebrate Halloween, do we?
Either way, it will do good as a lantern. I wish it wasn't bloody, but it will have to do! Cпacибo!
>>7526176
I had fun playing in the snow. My standards for fun differ wildly from yours.
Like what? I've already drunk enough vodka and seen the sunflower patches, it isn't like I'm not allowed to enjoy myself every once in a while.
>>7526206
This tastes horrible...
>>7526215
A moderately paced game with more peace than there should've been.
Results.
>>7526206
Iiii...don't think I need two of he-MY STOMACH!
>>7526208
Nuh-uh!
>>7526215
Aww, man. Congrats! And thanks anyways!
>>7526210
I was...under the influence? Ahuhuhu~?
>>7526215
These puns are worse than the pain. Regardless, congratulations, dearie.
>>7526225
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7526225
Блaгoдapю! I appreciate you hosting this for us!
>>7526215
Congratulations, Ivan!
>>7526225
Thanks for hosting!
I think it's time for me to go to sleep. Goodnight, everyone!
>>7526150
>Subaru grabs the thing's hand before he can pocket it
W-Wait, you can't take that! That's my copy of it! Besides, you don't even have a TV to watch it on, or BD player!
>>7526132
>Subaru watches as she fumbles with the red liquid, his eyes slowly shutting from the exhaustion
Please...end it for me. The pain...i-it's too much...
>>7526215
Congratulations, Ivan, and thank you for hosting and totally not taking my crutches away.
>>7526225
Yup! Somehow I had the feeling you'll ace this contest easily, big guy. Congratulations Ivan. Thanks for hosting!
>>7526217
You could be here instead, much better.
Who's up for another game?
>>7526235
Cпoкoйнoй нoчи, дeвoчкa!
>>7526259
I could say so many things to prove what you said wrong. And, ironically enough, none of them have anything to do for death and destruction.
Then again, I haven't been here in a while...
>>7526265
I don't see why not!
Does HG like lolis?
>>7526282
Kamina and Vert mostly.
>>7526282
do i?
this is a loaded question we have here
>>7526282
Not my cup of tea Tbh
>>7526282
Ye
>>7526290
There is no wrong answer, except for no, anon.
>>7526282
Fap to them daily so yes.
>>7526279
Surprise surprise, I'm right. You're wrong. Now how about you stay put this time?
>>7526242
Noo!
>She uncorks the bottle, and shoves the magical, healing drink in to his mouth.
Drink, you'll be fine!
>>7526315
Opinions are opinions. I still have my reasons, we just have to take into account that I haven't been here in a while.
I am not obligated to stay here. You may... Or may not want me to stay, but I will choose to stay if I wish to.
I want to clean off a random guy's rancid dripping cock. Is that bad?
Do you guys mind if I wait about 15 minutes to host another?
>>7526342
yes, but in a good way
>>7526344
Not at all. Take your time.
>>7526316
>Subaru's forced to drink whatever the girl shoved into his mouth. He finishes it, albeit almost drowning, and starts feeling a little bit better. He then taps her hand to signal to she hasn't taken the bottle away from his mouth
>>7526342
yes
if it's rancid, why the fuck would you put it in your mouth?
this is a clean dick zone only
>>7526242
>Rubick looks down at the man, his expression hidden by a mask.
Do not worry, I am no thief. I merely borrow. Although I suppose you could tell me where you got something like this from, I'm very much interested in learning more.
>>7526382
>Pratty pulls the bottle away with a start.
...Better?
>>7526338
Don't act like you wont come crawling back.
>>7526342
>grabs the loli and fucking books it
>>7526410
Go directly to jail
>>7526407
No, no, I will come crawling back. Belarus occasionally comes here, and it would be a joy to see her again. And I'd like to see a few others, too.
I just wanted to tell you that I am not obligated to stay here. I will stay put if I want to.
>>7526342
I-Ilya-chan!?
>>7526401
Er...s-sure. I guess you could go to any shop around here. They may have some in stock for you, but it'll cost a pretty penny. Around...400,000 yen to be exact. How much money do you have on you right now?
>>7526405
Y-Yeah, but why'd you have to be so forceful!? You're way too rough for a nurse!
>>7526438
I'm not a nurse, I'm a smith...I was just worried, okay?
>>7526434
Ivan.
>>7526474
Braginsky! Good evening, Бaки! What's the problem, my friend?
Is something... Or someone the matter?
You guys don't mind if I reuse the same code yeah?
>>7526494
Nah man. Go ahead.
>>7526458
As any normal person should be.
But thanks for acting quick. It's a shame you couldn't have done something about the immediate pain, but that would've required you to be watching me very closely.
>>7526434
Oh, so you only come here, because you have no friends anywhere else. That makes sense.
>>7526485
I'd hate to be that guy eaves-dropping on conversations, buuuuuut I'm gonna be that guy. Is that okay with you? Pretty sure it is.
So.....What's all this fuss about you leaving? Could you care to explain.
>>7526438
I have 10,000 gold. I wonder what the conversion rate on that is.
I will continue on my wonderful journey now. Hopefully our paths cross again one day and you've learned to control your sorcery, I would love to see what fascinating energies you take control of.
>>7526500
Aight. Just gimme a few.
>>7526503
Sorry, but I did what I could!
>>7526505
Ah, I suppose the Baltic States are.
Thank you for stating the obvious, my friend. I'm so proud your observation skills are so good.
>>7526507
Yes, it is okay. It's not like I'm going to kill you for saying hello. It is in human nature, дa?
I merely... Left for a "little while", that's all. It has been quite a while since I have been here, дa? I was thinking it would be nice to say hello once again.
>>7526494
Make your own, shitter.
>>7526543
Yeah but... You've been gone, since like, forever like. Being gone for "a while" could imply a lot of things my friend. I'm just seeing if you were still alive....or something - I've seen the mortality rates, just sayin'.
>>7526543
That's pretty sad actually. Anyways how are things back at home?
>>7526596
a /co/de is a dead game
>>7526590
I know, I know. It has been a while since I last came here. I'm glad some people have missed me. I'd like to see everyone again!
I am alive and well. I know that things aren't looking up, but... I'm back! Yay!
>>7526605
I know. I came here to practice making friends, as a matter of fact... I think it worked.
I believe it is Springtime back in Russia, I might not to check. A bit less snowing! That's always a joy!
>>7526622
A game is a game
>>7526642
Except when it's no gaems :^)
>>7526622
It still got some people to stop lurking, so it did more than the games you didn't host.
>>7526625
Color me surprised has Russia gone weak? Yay!? I heard a pitch of sadness behind that frail 'yay' of yours. You sound mellow.
>>7526642
This logic kills the hg.
Default games aren't fun.
/co/des aren't fun.
HG needs fun.
>>7526625
That's good I suppose, more sunflowers to grow. I heard you and Alfred are on good terms.
>>7526642
I simply don't care about those shit games
>>7526668
for 10 minutes, but most of the time they don't even reply to the game, and disappear once it's over.
Most of the people here in dead hours can't even hold a conversation of rp.
How are they going to rp to and enjoy a game that isn't catered to them?
I need another batch of 24. Please refrain from linking previous entries if possible.
>>7526682
I am a gentle giant. Everyone that knows me knows that I am still human at the end of the day.
I am just wondering about the people I am going to see again here, that's all. That's acceptable, right?
>>7526690
Yes. More sunflowers, more happiness for everyone. Mostly me, but that's good enough.
Yes, we... Are. I don't know how, but we finally do not instantly argue when around each other. Isn't that wonderful? Though, I do feel concern for America...
>>7526713
Maria and Harusame
>>7526713
Ririchiyo
>>7526713
Ivan Braginsky
>>7526698
That still changes nothing about what I just said. It did something. I'm not arguing about /co/ games being better than someone's original game, but why whine about a /co/ or default game if we would have no game at all without them?
>>7526713
Muffet
>>7526713
The Daily
>>7526713
La Krulshe
>>7526713
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7526713
Sangwoo
>>7526713
Pratty
>>7526713
Saber
>>7526713
Aizawa-Sensei
>>7526713
Hipster Black Metal
>>7526713
Ash Crimson
>>7526713
Mike Patton
>>7526713
Souda's Stupid Ass
>>7526713
Anastasia
>>7526713
FF
>>7526713
Shoukin Kagerou
>>7526713
Christian
>>7526761
you say stupid, i say decent
>>7526755
>Covers in cream cheese
>>7526765
Is this the old F.F?
>>7526713
Garen Crownguard
>>7526713
Mille Petrozza
>>7526713
Matthew McConaughey
>>7526761
Wow! That guy's handsome!
>Cute boat noises
>>7526715
You're not a human though you're a country, but that's besides the point. My point is go for it.
I can't say for sure that there's plenty of people dying to see you, but do what you need to do to set their minds straight kay'.
>>7526780
Would gank for/10
>>7526787
>this fucking cancer again
Fuck off.
>>7526727
because it doesn't matter if we have one
and the people go back to lurking long before the game ends
if it were an actual game where effort and energy was put in, maybe it would be different. As of now a /co/de or a default is no different from no game at all.
>>7526713
Lord Beerus
>>7526713
Baki
>>7526715
Yeah he does seem to have some struggles with his inner demons, why don't you be a good pal for once and help him out?
>>7526776
Really? This is terrible for my hair, least you could do is use yogurt, not this disgusting stuff. Now buzz off.
>>7526787
...
>Pets discreetly.
>>7526787
Get out before I dropkick your ass to the bottom of the ocean.
>>7526795
>>7526782
>Whoever you are, great fucking taste.
>>7526795
>>7526821
>UTfag
>Knowing anything about taste
>>7526789
If I choose to be human... I mean, I am still a country, but I'm human-like. Close enough.
I just wish to say hello to everyone. I'm ready to see everyone again! I would like to see everyone I talked to before! It's amazing!
>>7526803
Help him? But how? I cannot support him because we used to be enemies... Perhaps just a check-up would be good.
I'm sure he will be fine. For now, let us pray.
>>7526817
>>7526827
>Spare me the memes, I only have one entry pic.
>>7526831
All you had to do is edit in a pixel man.
>>7526828
>I know it's subjective for one thing.
>>7526831
Literally any picture can serve as an entry pic, you massive autist.
Here is another roster say what you want.
>>7526805
>Smiles and hugs
>>7526816
>
>>7526849
Fuck off, Maria.
>>7526847
Let us proceed, shall we, dearie?
>>7526847
I have a strong feeling she does not want to be my partner for a multitude of reasons.
I am ready!
>>7526847
Looks fantastic. We may begin.
>>7526847
Shimakaze, ready to depart!
>>7526849
>divebombs into the concrete floor to smash your brains out
>>7526837
>I'm more worried about entering on time than having another picture.
>>7526846
>I like having that picture and I don't feel like saying "Use this picture" every time I have to enter without it.
>I like that I am able to see it on the thumbnail without having to click on the slide. I also like the continuity.
>>7526847
I accept this challenge.
>>7526847
Let's go!
>>7526880
>Time
>In dead hours
>Implying it takes more than a minute to open up paint and add a dot
m8...way to be considerate
>>7526790
Wish I was confident enough to ava him
>>7526880
Not surprising, I've never seen you express concern for anything but yourself.
>>7526906
Look! Death.
>>7526910
>How to ava Garen
DEMACIA
>And you now know how he works.
>>7526923
Wait a minute...back to the drawing board, I can make one way stronger than this!
>>7526937
But I'm not even tired.
>>7526910
Act confident and cocky as fuck and be sure to make everyone know the might of demacia.
>>7526873
>Lets go of her "ears" and lands on her little feet
>Watches the silly bitch smash her skull into the concrete
>>7526886
>She blinks and tilts her head
Po?
>>7526898
>I don't watch the thread for games, I just tab in and see if one's been hosted yet. I have a lot of things on the go that aren't HG. I'm usually late because of it, dead or not. I just want to enter the games. Is that a bad thing?
>>7526913
>I don't get where you're coming from with this.
>>7526951
Never trust blacks.
Remember when Squid Girl used to RP instead of entering games and fucking off or complaining when they were late?
>>7526971
That's a fair point, I can see where you're coming from.
>>7526973
I reeeally don't think this is a good idea.
>>7526982
W-SUGAR!? Go away!
>>7527000
>Pratty kinda just listens to it all throughout.
>>7526992
As long as he isn't spamming filler what's the problem with just entering games?
>>7527000
Death kicked up a little bit.
>night 2
and that's all it took for the thread to die again
I could complain it was the host not commentating in an attempt to make the game actually worth checking, but really it's partly that dead hour rpers are fucking awful
>>7526968
>He falls and smashes his nose, a large amount of blood spurting from it.
>>7527000
My allies, assist me! I have been injured in combat!
>>7527026
am i awful
>>7527025
I SAID NO SUG-
Oh. It was just that dream again.
>>7527026
You're contributing...how?
>>7527035
probably
>>7527044
nuu
>>7527026
Sorry man I'm trying to speed up so a real host can hop in.
somebody play chess with me c: https://lichess.org/1EWpvegl
>>7527026
I was late, so I can't save the threads with my master arr pee until the next game.
>>7527050
Are we supposed to be doing this?
>>7527008
>I still rp when I'm able to, I just never have the time. As it is, I recently moved my stuff and I'm trying to find the laptop with my LISA Game assets so I can host those again.
>>7527008
>Thanks for understanding.
>>7527065
Ok...so are you going to try to fix that or just blame everybody around you?
>>7527066
And just like that we are down to our final 3
>>7527065
Fuck you and the horse you rode on, boring motherfucker like you has to resort to this shit to make a thread semi lively.
>>7527031
>Tilts her head
Po?....
>>7527066
>>7527081
>She's so jarred by the movies she can't even summon the effort to move.
>>7527081
And the winner of this game is...
>>7527065
Don't look at me, buddy. I'm just here to shitpost.
2017's off to a great start for us shitpostkind but it's going to be tough to top 2016.
>>7527100
>Thanks for hosting.
>>7527100
thanks
>>7527100
Thanks for the game.
>>7527100
Eek! No, no, nonooo! SUGAR, HEEEL-
>>7527100
>>7527106
>>7527109
>>7527112
No problem.
>>7527119
Who is sugar?
>>7527121
>>7527121
My Guardian Beast...ow.
Congrats! And thanks anyways! I'll do even better next time!
>>7527110
Post your avas now. I would like to have a good sense of who you are.
>>7527110
>better people
And you're one of these better people?
>>7527121
Thanks for the game, Mister!
>>7527110
Eh? I assume then you're one of the "champions" of us then? Who are you?
>>7527110
Four bites already, plus mine. Not bad at all, matey.
>Yotsuba carefully opens the door and peers inside
>>7527131
why does that even matter?
I have no reason to make effort in these hours if no one here is capable of returning
I have no reason to make an effort of even posting an ava wallpaper
>>7527134
I'm average
but still better than the shit happening now like >>7527094
>>7527119
>>7527140
Hi my name is gay and you should meet my friend Steve
I'm not going to just copy and paste what I already said above
>>7527150
I'm not dull though, I just don't care about the people in this timezone, and will never care
>>7527158
it's not even bait
I'm just sad that half of my day consists of me checking thread and seeing people doing nothing
it's going to get worse in 30 minutes because it's just going to be anon chess club again or some other gay shit
either way it's going to be 5 anons posting nothing and a bunch of lurkers who are incapable of doing anything
>>7527187
Turn back. The RP is gone. It's all poop-posts!
>>7527206
>I'm average
>Won't tell us who they are
Okay kid :^)
>>7527206
>I'm just sad that half of my day consists of me checking thread and seeing people doing nothing
Your life must suck. Get better hobbies and realize these crappy threads on 4chan are good for two things:
Shitposting.
Leaving.
>>7527206
>no reason
Fucker, you're trying to make a point that everyone is bad/lazy. You need to back your opinion up by showing that you're not one of those people. It's simple. How is this escaping you?
>>7527214
That just means I can say I was here first when every gets back!
>>7527225
Not if they poop-post you while you're alone and vulnerable!
>>7527206
>Not backing up your opinion by showing us how much of an "average" RPer you are
If you're as average as you say are you don't have anything to fear.
>>7527187
Oh! Hello! You're not here for any weapons, are you?
>>7527206
>I'm not dull, but everyone else is
>I'm too cool to post
Another jackass full of himself.
>>>/ERP/
>>7527229
>Yotsuba runs over to another door and opens it
Don't worry about me I have Jumbo!
>>7527245
I have my own weapon already I just need to get it refilled.
>>7527250
Oh wow. He is jumbo.
>>7527219
Why? No matter what I post you would just call my rp shit.
I could be the best in thread and you would still do that
>>7527222
I just check thread and do something else
I usually just have the thread on an unclicked tab
Yesterday there were 30 minute gaps in between posts so the tab didn't even light up
>>7527224
>>7527244
Why though? This is some Yukine tier "dude post ur ava" shit that won't change a thing.
>>7527246
I'm not though, I just have no reason to post
ERP is so shit I wouldn't even go there to complain about lack of quality posts
>>7527250
Refilled? Oooh, you use crossbows?
>>7527267
You leave poor Yukine out of this.
>>7527267
You can't be serious. You can't just make a point and say "I-It's just true ok". Provide evidence.
>>7527282
Fuck you, that made me smirk
>>7527253
He's the greatest! If I can't reach something he just picks me up so I can get it and sometimes he even throws me in the pool!
>>7527279
What's a crossbow? Is it something you wear?
>>7527289
So is he your boyfriend?
>>7527287
why tho? It wouldn't be evidence. Point is dead hours suck because people suck. The people sucking is already in this thread right now.
>>7527303
>>7527303
>>7527292
Well he is a boy and a friend of me and my daddy. I've known him ever sense I was even smaller than I am right now.