ERP Thread "Useless Goddesses" Edition Previous Thread

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>>7525909
(Woah damn really? That's pretty cool man! I just managed to pull those two from somewhere online, that's a cool story though and yeah they are some pretty great images to use.)

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>>7525990
She's better than Autistic Explosion.

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post cute

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Roleplaying lolis is very very bad.

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>>7526014
Not even close

>>7526022
No.

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>>7525996
Stop! Pl-please, stop....
>It looks like she's running out of steam with which to resist, especially with her arm pinned and still in pain like this. A couple tears come to her eyes. She won't answer the question, but it's a safe bet that she isn't breedable.
>>7526022
(My character has only been active for a few years, does that make her a loli?)

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>>7526022
Yeah, it's pretty bad(great).

>>7526022
Fact.

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>>7526035
Chicken-chan is a monster, not a loli.

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>>7526022
You mean very, very good, right? Me think so

>>7526018
Dont you have school in 4 hours?

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>>7526058
Actually I have school in half an hour.

>>7526022
I feel like this is reverse psychology somehow.

I want to play with a fat-assed slut!

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Yo I got a fake IP though.

Did you know that February 7th is officially Futanari Day?

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>>7526075
How fat are we talkin'?

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>>7526027
I can't wait for you to die in the next novel.

>>7526084
And you
Have proved
To be
a
REAL HUMAN BEAN

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>>7526089

I heard TheLegend27 can make you come with one letter.

I heard TheLegend27 was also the first ERP'r

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>tfw you are satisfying your tank by healing his cock right now

This feeling is too good that nothing can compare.

>>7526089
Turn around and show me, little mouse.

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>>7526098

>>7526084
I don't care, just suck my cock.

>>7526104
Are you that Mercy poster that liked dicks leaking cum on her face?

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>>7526098
>

>>7526105
Uh, sure, you prepared for it tho? Cause I mean, I'm a bit of a slut, but you gotta cough up the cheese. You've got da Gouda or Feta or somethin', right?

>>7526116
Surely all healsluts love that though?

>>7526084
Who's this semen demon?

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>>7526127
I'm Dutch, I can get you all the Gouda you want...

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Everybody in the thread gonna dick me.

>>7526107
I'd love to but my phone is acting up.

>>7526152
Are you a regular? Illya does things to my dick, that others just can't.

>>7526116
She is, that's one of morrigan's filenames

>>7526152
Probably.

>>7526034
Don't worry sweetheart, just open up your robowomb nice and wide and take in as much of my human sperm as you can!
>He gives his lastfew thrusts deep into her, each one as hard and heavy and possible, then, with one last thrusting slamming her small body down, he finally unloads his backed-up cum into her
Unnnfff!! Here it comes Pivot! Fresh human sperm, made for breeding, going striahgt into your metallic body!
>His clumps of thick, hot, sticky sperm shoot deep into her, hitting her hollow womb with repeated clangs as it begins to be filled to capacity
How does it feel being filled up like a real woman? This must be some very important research huh?
>He says as he swerves his hips, making sure he coats each inch of her inner body with white cum, not leaving anything unmarked, the finally pulling his depleted cock out of her body
Aaaaahhh~ that was fantastic!

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>>7526160
Not really sorry.
I'm just bored in bed and felt like teasing anons.

>>7526168
Someday.

>>7526183
What a bully.

>>7526183
One day I'll get to dick that.

>>7526183
Shame. I always like the part in F:SN where she sat in Shirou's lap and offered to make him her slave. That was hot

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>>7526175
>PV-02 is decidedly not pleased with what's happened to her. She pleads one last time for him to stop, but nothing comes of it. The little robot wishes she could fight back or do anything, but her wishes do nothing as she's slammed into a final time and filled with a dirty load.
No...
>Her words are quiet and unhappy, and as soon as the upload finishes, she disengages from the router, getting up and grabbing her panties once the man has pulled out. She stumbles away... and days later a huge fine and notice of termination of internet service comes in.

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Who wants a game?

>>7526241
Like a steam game?

>>7526191
Yeah and I'd bully your penis worst of all!
Lots of taunting little kisses all over your shaft, so gentle you will hardly feel them while I wrap my hand around it, my touch however hovering just out if reach of your cock leaving you desperate for the faintest touch.

>>7526198
Maybe.

>>7526199
I always like the part in Fate/Zero where kiritsugu blows her brains out

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>>7526183
Oh my sweet summer child, if you think that pedophile is a bully, you are about to receive a very rude awakening.

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>>7526249
Do you want a game or not?

>>7526241
Do you want to play a game?

>>7526255
Game a like steam?

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>>7526252
Hoo boy, is it time to have fun in the HG threads already?

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First one to say "I want a game, Mr. Adachi" gets a game.

>>7526272
Game a want I, Adachi Mr.

>>7526272
I want a game, Mr. Adachi

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>>7526272
I want a contract, Mr.Adachi.

>>7526272
I want to die, Mr. Adachi

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>>7526252
>>7526284
You see this? This man here wants a game, Negan.

>>7526250
No maybes here. She'll be getting it once you stop being a tease.

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>>7526272
You said it first.

>>7526250
Phone dropped my image...

>>7526252
Would you calm down if I sucked your smelly sweaty cock mister?

>>7526252
Oh boy my first run in with negan

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>>7526294
>HG has to work this fucking hard for it's bait
>Assuming those aren't your buddy's pity posts

>>7526303
Please bully my cock!

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>>7526267
You think you're hurting me by doing that, Son?

Those folk don't do anything wrong.

>>7526294
>>7526303
Well, with that being said, let's start it up.

First 24.

>>7526127
I want your ass on my face

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>>7526321
Adachi

>>7526321
Bait is this

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>>7526321
Reigen Arataka

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Emiya Kiritsugu

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>>7526321
Sangwoo

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>>7526321
Sailor Saturn

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>>7526321
Origami Waifu

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JYUSHIMATSU

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>>7526321
Rick Grimes

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>>7526321
Beanie Bagetta Man

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>>7526321
Kazuichi Souda

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>>7526321

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>>7526321
Kevin Levin from Burger King

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>>7526321
Catchphrase!

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>>7526321
Escortta Man

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>>7526321
Carl Grimes

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Sir Carrot

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>>7526343
No....Fucking....Way....

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>>7526321
Masketta Man

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>>7526321
Baited Baki

>>7526355
really let himself go after bioshock infinite huh

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>>7526367

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>>7526321
Ropetta Men

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>>7526321
Dwight

>>7526371
Idk, I find it very amusing he's in the new burger king commercial though.

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>>7526321
Noshur Viverse


>>7526376
UU
UU

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>>7526366

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original meme donut steel

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>7526321
Pedophile Slayer

>>7526381
Wait are you serious
Ahahahahaha what the fuck

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>>7526321
This here cow

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>tfw no lolis to fug

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IIDA TENYA

>>7526370
>Baited
Are you new?

>>7526393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWBzuiHenpo

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>>7526321
Kotori Iida

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>>7526321
scare copp

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>>7526417

>>7526370
>implying negan doesn't deliver

>>7526422
I don't understand, he's a hack of a video game designer or whatever. How does he get a commercial? I bet I got better acting skills.

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>>7526421
Nope. Just extremely paranoid.

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>>7526321
hella jeff

>>7526387
This doesn't work for Owain because the system was for him. If anything, Owain is more like ERP's Hillary Clinton.

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>>7526435

>tfw Negan has to spam entries so that he can actually have 24

>>7526451
You might be right but it was fun anyways

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>>7526386
Well, this is going to be one hell of a ride....

>>7526456
>implying it hasn't always been that way
Just a week ago, half of the entries were the loli poster himself, and negan still took them as valid because nobody else fucking showed up.

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>>7526455

>>7526417
shane

>>7526461
You can do better. Try harder next time on your Owain memes.

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>>7526337
Kiritsugu! Help me out I'm running low on mana!

>>7526465
>pets

>>7526470
i appreciate the feedback and positive reinforcement

<3

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>>7526476

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>>7526326
>>7526327
>>7526332
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>>7526424
Ladies

Gentlemen

Pedophiles

Are we ready to participate together into this bonding exercise?

>>7526480
>PETS

>>7526478
Next time think more along the lines of BBC, cucking, and thirst.

>>7526480
>RAPES

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>>7526481
Bond my ovum with your semen you nasty ass hobo.

>>7526488
gotcha!

>>7526482
>>7526489
DO NOT

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>>7526473
You aren't my daughter.
>

>>7526493
You can do it, memer, I believe in you.

>>7526492
I remember the part in Fate where Illya said those exact words. Splendid RP.

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>>7526473
>>7526337
Actually, dad...I could use some mana too.....

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>>7526495
It's far too late now.

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>>7526499
Great RP yourself. You make such a convincing retard that nobody wants to hear from.

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>>7526481
Everybody is more or less in the combat area.
On stand by to proceed with the mission.

>>7526492
hot

>>7526509
So spice

>>7526509
Oh man, episode 7 right? That quote was my favourite.

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>>7526501
Get back in the house, Shirou.
That isn't your sister. Just some old man pretending to be her.

>>7526504
Hey, Cake. How do you feel about Lupin being dead?

>>7526519
>implying you're not some literal child pretending to be an old man

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Want a drink?

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>>7526519
....How can she be an old man? She's a little girl! Look at her, dad!
>>7526530
I-i'd like a lot more if you're willing to give it out~

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>>7526523
Indifferent, I suppose. Someone should post some loli, though.

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Now then, let's start this off, shall we?

>>7526492
>>7526510
>Negan and the loli poster are the only ones who respond
:>

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>>7526517
Really don't get why you dumbfucks can't stay in your own threads. Literally the most invasive tumor of this cancerous board and you're competing with goddamn horsefuckers for the title. Really gets the noggin joggin.

>>7526530
I could go for one. What do you have?

>>7526545
There's really no use in arguing with them. There's a reason why they're not wanted on any other board/site, after all.

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>>7526536
Your real sister is at home sleeping because she has a spelling test tomorrow.
Whoever this is is trying to masquerade as her for some sick reason.

>>7526544
Negan? I'm just hired help.

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>>7526539

>>7526545
Are you upset friendo?

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>>7526559
I have caught a sufficient amount of food for everybody.
Please line up so that I may ration it out properly.

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What's that? Designated shitting thread?

Also I guess HG pretty much deserved Hoshi.

I DROVE ALL NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT TO GET TO YOU
Is that all right?
I DROVE ALL NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, CREPT IN YOUR ROOM, WOKE YOU FROM YOUR SLEEP, TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU

>>7526589
>Kissus the Nue

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>>7526589
go away

>>7526597
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>7526589
Isn't he the one who basically propped up their community here? Is that why they're basically bleeding players as of late? I mean, we're not too hot either, but they used to be busy enough to avoid starting shit with everyone.

>>7526599
Is that really him?

>>7526589
At least stardick Hoshi is fun to have around.

>>7526589
And ERP deserves you

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>>7526559

>>7526609
Yes

>>7526589
I want to MARRY Nue!

>>7526609
A year or two ago but that's your cute 2hu shitposter in the flesh.

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>>7526599
You've got to be shitting me.

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>>7526536
>>7526546
We have plenty of everything here. How are you feeling tonight? Maybe I can recommend something if you're unsure.
As long as you're willing to pay (or open a tab) of course you can have whatever you like.

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Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!

>>7526619
Newfag.

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JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD

HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN

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>>7526619
Have another

>>7526638
Eat a dick, hosting is optional you entitled cunt. You fucking preaching about being nice until you meet someone that triggers your nutsack, hypocritical cunt.

Nobody is entitled to me being nice to them. If you based Imma call you based if you autistic, I'mma tell you I think you're an autistic motherfucker. You can still try and be my friend, but throwing more sand in ur cunt ain't convincing me.

My friendship is exclusive, valuable, and worth more than some ole dumbass with nothing to say. You don't like it, walk away brah, walk the fuck away.

Where's Kumin?

>>7526638
Luffy is the best person here though tbqh
Love that sob

>>7526646
He's autistic but he's a good dude.

>>7526643
t. Luffy

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>>7526539
God dammit Hotaru you had ONE job.....

>>7526620
Hmmm,,,Surprise me then. I've got more than enough money to spend, so let's see what you can dish out.

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>>7526638
This is my opposition?

Shit, these guys make me feel young again!

It's no wonder they're resorting to pedophilia, they can't get girls their age.

>>7526646
What in the hell makes a person say that

Ignoring Luffy's pathetic attempts at "epic banter', he's a very middle of the road person and ERPer.

>>7526650
>best dude
Fixed it for you

That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.

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>>7526612

>>7526599
Yknow the whole daddy fetish is incredibly popular. Nue probably has s harem of sluts that want his cummies.

>>7526599
Honestly that's a magnificent beard

>>7526665
you okay, man?

>>7526660
Good taste seems like.

>>7526664
Let's not go crazy here. He's still a goofy bastard.

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>>7526658
Have one more

This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done. Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.

>>7526660
That's the thing though, he doesn't do much bad around here and actually typefucks for people. There's no real reason to hate him that much so he just builds up a net positive of good to alright.

Going to make something really clear right now.
Peach is my bitch.
She sucks cock when I tell her to
She takes it in her big slutty ass when I tell her to
She takes cum when I tell her to.
You all can fuck her, cum in her, do what you please with her. But I'm her Mistress. And I'm the one that makes her toes curl when she cums.

>>7526676
He took that picture for Paul, which only makes it more hilarious.

>>7526674
Overall I mean

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Nice rp

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>>7526677
Hey.
Keep it in your pants.

>>7526695
You do realize overtly sucking his dick only fuels his haters.
I'm going to discontinue this conversation now because I believe you may have autism. Good day.

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>>7526666

>>7526676
That's that one guy who had a relationship with a little ass boy?

Why are so many of you walking stereotypes?

>>7526710
Funny. I was just about to comment the same thing.

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Why the fuck would you come to an erp thread if you want to play a male? And I’m not just talking avatars, why the fuck would you anon as a man either? Men are disgusting and smell bad and aren’t any good for kissing either with their rough jawlines and the irritating bristling of their stubble against your skin.
Nobody wants to have sex with a disgusting man because men are not sexy at all they’re too muscular and hunky, just be a woman or a futa if you absolutely need to have a dick because nobody will want to fuck a man because that’s gay and that’s disgusting and if you are gay you should kill yourself before you have a long slow death of AIDS.
Nobody wants to have sex with men because men are absolutely disgusting with their hard chests and rugged body hair and nobody wants to feel a strong, powerful man holding them in his arms as he pins you down and fucks you rough and fast.
Their thick musky scent from exertion or arousal makes me want to vomit.
And the sight of a bulging hard cock twitching over heavy pendulous balls just makes me wish I was blind retroactively, I never want to see a man's hard dick ever in my life unless that man is a woman and even then that's pushing it.
I don't want to see the chiselled ass of an Adonis either! I want to see the plump fat sacks of flesh hanging from a woman's pelvis and chest.

>>7526728
yuri is shit kys

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>>7526655
Alright...
>mixes up lots of different liquids and other ingredients and shakes up a hard hitting concoction and hands it to the anon
There you go. It may take the edge off. It looks like you might need it.

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>>7526740
Yaoi da best.

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>>7526714

>>7526728
>>7526740
Everyone knows that love of two boys is best and always will be.

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>>7526750
>>7526763

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>>7526751

>>7526747
Thanks.
>The anon takes the drink to his lips then sips out some of the liquid inside, almost reeling from how strong it was.
Man that's really strong!
>The strength of the drink did not deter him, however, as within the next second, he chugged the concoction down and slammed the glass onto the bar table.
Another.

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>>7526763
Frottage > anal.

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Oh fuck, I totally passed out

>>7526143
Yo, hit me UP with that then! Dank je, right? That means thank ya or somethin'

>>7526322
Thats lewd af, my butts pretty fuckin' fat. You sure you can take that weight, fella?

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Parsee, everyone.

>>7526800
parsee has never not been a shitposter, though. Why does this surprise you in any way, shape or form?

>>7526800
Everyone already knows Parsee would rather shitpost than actually do anything. Everyone already knows Parsee is a shitty person. He got banned from Pet Anon's server for fuck's sake. This isn't news.

>>7526800
Has Parsee ever done anything but shitpost here?

>>7526797
Oh yes
yes indeed

>>7526798
Wow you're so fucking hot. Please, yes! I want all that weight on my face!

This thread needs more buttholes to fuck.

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Quickly, name your favorite loli. I require it for reasons.

>>7526825
>>7526798
THAT MOUSE HAS GOT A FUCKING DICK

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>>7526819
>The feeling of another man's pulse on your cock, his hard hot flesh grinding with your own as your lusts seep and mingle with one another, the tight grip around the two of you, pleasuring you both at once; coating you both in pre.

Too lewd.

>>7526838
http://www.candywarehouse.com/candy-type/lollipops-and-suckers/

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>>7526836

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>>7526792
>a gentle grin spreads across her face
Heh, alright.
>smiling as she pours him another drink from the bottle

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>>7526838
Do fake lolis count?

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>>7526836
Hey!

>>7526870
A loli's a loli.

>>7526838
What reasons?

>>7526838
sherry birkin or wendy from fairy tail

>>7526872
The best kind of butt.

>>7526870
>fake loli
?

>>7526883
Sherry is not for lewd.

Bye Negan, I guess.

>>7526859
>one of them is a little shy and nervous because he's secretly dreamed of this moment
>looking around bashful he blushes as his heart races
>the stronger partner gazes into his eyes and whispers ever so gently
>"You're all I've ever wanted... Griffith."

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>>7526781

Later, Negan.

>>7526866
>The anon downs this drink down as fast as he did the other, the alcohol scorching his throat as it dripped down into his stomach. With two drinks consumed, he was already feeling looser than normal, but not enough that he would considered himself drunk.
Ah...Thanks for that. So, what do I owe you?

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>>7526894
Not yet, Son.

Not yet.

>>7526861
10/10 would lick and fuck

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>>7526895
You go to hell.

>>7526872
Well hello there..

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>>7526911
(<3)

>>7526838
Roll

>>7526931
Someone once expressed their desire to keep their image pure, and I respect that desire.

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>>7526902

>>7526838
Beatrice lately

>>7526917
Demon cock doesn't sound too bad actually.

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>>7526895
10/10

>>7526927
God fuck i just want to be in there..

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>>7526888
1000 years old.

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>>7526941
And here is your winner!

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>>7526942
I'd give her a go, if it wasn't 5A.M., and the other one hadn't been so great.

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>>7526905
>she smiles, satisfied she thinks she did a good job
Ah don't worry about that. It's on the house.
Everyone needs some kindness now and then.

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>>7526959

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>>7526972

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>>7526949
Thanks!

>>7526966
That was me wondering if I could fish the other one out again, really. Just out of curiosity
Go to sleep anon

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>>7526838
Anything smug.

In fact just get a bunch of Rustle crops and shitpost.

Hey there! Sorry if Im intruding, Ill only post this once. A discord server for ERP was recently made, but we seem to be a bit short on people. We talk about stuff and erp, it feels cozy. If youre interested in joining, heres a link https://discord.gg/DshsRmp

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>>7526985
I've got smug already

>>7526970
Nothing? Well I'll just leave this then as tip.
>The anon takes out his wallet and pulls from within a green bill, which he slides across the counter.
Thanks for the drink!
>He makes for the exit and gives her a wave before he finally departs.

>>7526838
Jack the Ripper.

>>7526976
thanks for hosting

>>7526798
I want to sniff that butthole

>>7526996
DORA WHEN?

>>7526984
That one isn't usually around for another couple of hours.

Anybody here into licking assholes or having their assholes licked and fucked?

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Oh speaking of smug, Henrietta crops. Next level if you get animated crops.

>>7527027
I like to worship asses and assholes

>>7526987
Seems like a league-centric server. I'm really not big on league anymore, either.

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>>7527016
When I make better life choices.

Anyone here ERP with an cute IRL girl before? If so, did in enrich or ruin the experience?

>>7527049
I think it was when it started, although the owner probably wouldnt mind putting in other channels. Honestly Im just horny right now, so Im shilling it here.

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>>7527032

>>7527062
I'm the polar opposite of most people in this situation, since I can't really find interest in people for more than a few minutes at a time, so it only ever helps the RP itself, and makes everything outside of it either awkward, or painful before and afterwards.

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>>7526999
No problem. Come back anytime for a drink or if you just wanna chat.
>She smiles and grabs the bill once he departs, waiting for her next costumer

>>7527082
RIP

>>7527082
That's really the best gif set ever. I fucking love Zankuro.

>>7527070
A noble quest, but I don't think you'll find much luck here right this moment.

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>>7527082
I said crops!

https://lichess.org/1EWpvegl

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>>7526966
How kind of you, but I'm not planning to keep Beatrice on my card forever, so the more, the merrier.
>>7526984
Here, but getting ready to go study.

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>>7527107

>>7527108
>those times that clown forced Shinoa and Yuru to be sluts by beating them at chess

>>7527111
Oh, you actually did pop up, I thought it'd be too early. I don't wanna do anything, so feel free to go study
Someday I do wanna find out what the rest of your card is like, even if it's in private somehow

>>7527120
>>7527082
time to fap

>>7527132
Couldent agree more

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lolwut

Why you cheating m8?

>>7527143
how the fuck did i cheat
how the fuck DO you cheat
obvious moves were all i did

>>7527143
How else would blacks win besides cheating?

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>>7527120
You stop that this instant young man.

>>7527111
Even so, I'd rather you have your time in the light, until you do retire her.

>>7527143
Because you're an asshole who took my turn.
You moved THREE FUCKING TIME IN A ROW
FUck off with your Goddamn bullshit!

>>7527152
I was black, though, and I won because THESE WHITE HONKEYS BE CHEATING THE SYSTEM
>>7527151

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>>7527153

>>7527122
Clown was a real piece of work

Best part is, he got away with it. All of it.

>>7527160
SMUG NIGGER!
RACE WAR NOW! FUCK CHESS!

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>>7527161
I said stop. Loli is a sin!

>>7527165
Clown preyed on the weak and the stupid, and those are in good supply in ERP. Their fault for not being able to spot an asshole like clown.

>>7527161
Alright, I'm making a folder of her.

>>7527166
>IMBLYIGN THE WHITEYS DIDN'T INVENT CHESS AS A WAY OF HUMILIATING THE FORMER KINGS OF EJEEPT!

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>>7527169

>>7527172
>I'm making a folder of her.
Casual. Just torrent the flash files and fap to your heart's content.

>>7527172
Well whites do always go first as says the rules of chess

What are we listening to?

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Where all the fembois traps at~

>>7527186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpKUsSOyycI

>>7527183
I have all of Zankuro's sets, I even paid for them to support his ass. I just feel like playing things out.

>>7527186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxBdUIlhxo8

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I keep fucking passing OUT, does that mean I should sleep?

>>7527186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZS-B1Afc1c

>>7527200
Sleep tight mouser

>>7527200
Most likely

>>7527200
It means you should post buttholes

>>7527191
Look in the mirror.

>>7527191
>>7527200

>>7527200
Probably.

Or dominate and humiliate me with your fat ass.

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>>7527181
This ain't right. You are an evil man.

So who IS the loli poster that hangs around here?

https://discord.gg/G9edu3P
Discord to retreat to

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>>7527191

>>7527217
Me.
My name is Howard. Nice to meet you.

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>>7527213

>>7527217
There's like
3 of us
I think