HG Thread
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>>7522612
Thanks doc.
>>7522612
Danke doc
thanks doc
>>7522602
A ghost? No that can't be right. I'm a jiangshii. Ghosts are all floaty silly!
>>7522612
Thanks green guy.
>>7522612
thanks doc
>>7522626
Loli-chan?
>Kamina
>>7522665
Oh, my bad. Actually, I've never really understand how kyonshī work. They jump at people and kill them somehow to take their life force or something like that right? I don't get how they manage to kill anyone though.
>>7522699
>Stares
..Yes?
>>7522717
>staring intensifies
>breaths heavily
>>7522717
>she hops towards her
Want me to show you?
>>7522699
>stares back
You too!
>>7522727
C-c-calm down anon.
>>7522727
Please stop that, it's kinda creepy.
>>7522729
I'd rather not die, but maybe you could do it to something else so I can see.
>>7522717
>>7522757
Oh, Ok! I will get right to it!
>she looks around the place searching for someone else
>>7522757
>>7522757
>gargles as blood spews from his mouth
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SOME -FUCK- SOMEBODY HELP ME
>>7522771
>>7522789
I'm just gonna go inside.
>>7522788
Cool, I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. By the way, you didn't tell me your name.
>>7522803
I'll radio someone who knows first aid, just hold on!
>>7522833
>she hops off voice getting distant.
I dont have one!
Daily reminder if you like tomboys you're automatically gay
>>7522849
Tomboys are more women than non-tomboys.
>>7522833
>vomits even more blood, the red life liquid spewing everywhere in front of him as he writhes on the ground in agony.
HURRY HURRY HURRY FUCK IT FUCKING HURTS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY INSIDES
>>7522849
I guess Jun was gay all along.
>>7522833
>steals pantsu
>>7522866
this is why you don't eat taco bell, anon
>>7522847
I'll just have to make something up to call you then.
>>7522866
>Calls someone over to help you until an ambulance can get here.
>>7522872
>Tanks don't wear pantsu, silly kitty
>>7522869
Who?
>>7522864
>tomboy
>More woman than a woman
This is why you're retarded Hoshi
>>7522849
I'd tell you to fuck a fat cock but it seems like you've already got that covered
>>7522900
You don't need to know.
>>7522902
>literally female
>yet you're arguing this
>>7522921
>implying there is an argument
I must stating facts here.
>>7522940
There isn't one in your case
Post songs and guess avas
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca9ET5bKXyU
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSv2gLT0jkU
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1VdfF50uBg
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE
>>7522963
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09s-c2JVI40
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQD7nBp1-O8
>>7522963
https://youtu.be/S6kPXH9HJvE
misuzu is not allowed to guess
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hA5Iczj9r0
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0
>>7523030
True
>>7522963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
Not an avatarfag, just want to let you all know how I feel about all of you killing these games off the site.
>>7523030
Close enough
>>7522899
>Tanks don't wear pantsu
Calm down, boner.
>>7523014
>>7523042
You're welcome.
>>7523047
>Calms your boner
>>7523030
That was already a given.
>>7523055
>>7523055
Tongue.
>>7523081
>>7523086
>tongues
Ha ha! Made you check the tab because new post, sucker.
Do do do do ba ba
Doo bee doo bee doo wa wa
my name is Angela...
Mmmm mmm ba ba do do do do
Dunna dunna ba ba do dunna dunna ba ba mmmmmm mmm
mmm mmm duna duna duna da duna da da ch cha ch cha ch ch cha
Mmmm mmm mmmmmm
Dead as always.
Brrr da do do do ba do chuga chuga ch chuga
>>7523335
You tried
>>7523335
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
GOD DAMN HURRY THE FUCK UP
What happened to Otto?
>>7523408
Otto is Okabe.
>>7523429
Otto is Kamina, dipshit
>>7523442
no, otto is SG
...
>>7523488
....
>slowly unsheathes katana.
>>7523488
…
I want to be someone's housewife (male)
So how's life lads?
ofh hga junko hoshi sanc oldfag newfag midfag yin booker cancer circlejerk danganronpa bolin yukine kiddydiddler erp yuno jude hg hgar hghw b trash catfish shipping prom homecoming kk littlefingers kamina loli lesbians gays australians hosts rp ooc ic icooc
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforsecretavatarweekend
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforsecretavatarweekend
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforsecretavatarweekend
Get ready.
>when you remember some dumb shit you said with your ava months ago
>>7523540
o shit waddup
>>7523540
No, fuck off. I'm still recovering from the last one.
>>7523540
Again? Too soon.
>>7523540
Lol no
>>7523540
I'm still burnt out from the last one.
http://itsalmo.st/#timetomakehggreatagain
http://itsalmo.st/#timetomakehggreatagain
http://itsalmo.st/#timetomakehggreatagain
>>7523540
http://itsalmo.st/#timetokillyourself_erqte_alu98
http://itsalmo.st/#timetokillyourself_erqte_alu98
http://itsalmo.st/#timetokillyourself_erqte_alu98
Get ready.
>>7523540
http://itsalmo.st/#playasecretavawheneverthefuckyouwantyoustupidfuckingfaggot
>>7523540
>If instead of Secret Avatar Weekend we had Secret Avatar Lifetime it would be autism free forever
:thinking:
>>7523543
>it physically hurts
>>7523543
>Well, according to everyone else...
>>7523540
I got my folder ready. I accept this challenge.
>>7523540
So we're having this every month now?
Do you seriously expect us to whip out an ava just because the weekend is coming up?
>>7523543
>Months ago.
>I say stupid shit with mine more often than that.
>>7523543
it hurts
but at least you can trust yourself not to do it again, right?
>>7523618
I'd rather not have piles and piles of ava I'll never use again
>>7523632
The autism will not allow that, anon.
>>7523616
Hello, my name is Asuka Shikinami, headmistress of Asuka Academia, best waifu, and Overlord of /hga/.
I do NOT endorse or advocate the legitimacy this proposed secret avatar weekend >>7523540
>>7523543
Fuck that actually makes my head hurt just thinking about that shit
>>7523659
>local obsessed man thinks his opinion matters
>>7523650
I'll accept this challenge as well. Fuck you.
>>7523543
I think before I speak, so no I never had this problem.
I summon ____
>>7523659
Shut the fuck up useless faggot
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforsecretavatarweekend
Reminder to start building a folder.
>>7523682
>I think before I speak
You're not speaking though. It seems you don't think. At all.
>>7523668
This just in, local obsessed anon jumps at every chance to express his opinion about an opinion.
This just in, nobody cares.
>>7523694
do i have to participate
>>7523699
You really got me there lad, I sure look like a retard and you don't one single bit.
>>7523698
It's a fucking saying you socially autistic fucktard.
>>7523712
Participation is MANDATORY, motherfucker.
>sticks a gun in your face
Now go start working on yo goddamn folder.
>>7523671
>>7523699
Junko is better than you in every conceivable way
>>7523694
Can I just use an old folder I've never used? Don't feel like capping another animoo for no reason at all.
>>7523734
That's fine.
>>7523725
i refuse
>>7523716
>damage control
>>7523727
Rate my Raygun arr pee. Is it good?
>>7523714
Are you saying that my opinion doesn't count? Does posting as an anon make it count?
#upsetovertrivialmatters
>>7523728
Explain.
>>7523741
Welp, no work at all then. Good stuff.
>>7523698
>words and phrases must be interpreted interpreted literally, and if something doesn't make sense it's their fault
>>7523744
You see, what we are having here is a failure to communicate.
You either make a secret ava or I swear to god I will hunt you down and kill you irl.
>>7523751
>>7523716
>socially autistic
nigga damn
>>7523751
Literally anything is better than SG's Reigen.
>>7523755
Calm down there, don't switch to your extremely epic "I'm RPing as a shitposter" character and make me cry.
>>7523767
I take that as a 7/10, would arr pee it again.
>>7523777
KEK speaks truth.
What's your favorite buzzword HG?
>>7523755
>waves at cera
>>7523797
Cuck
>>7523806
>stares at baron
>points at the watch on his wrist
...
kys baron
>stares
>>7523764
i don't believe you understand what i'm saying
just in case, let me make it bold and clear for you
i even added some extra words to explain why i refuse
I R E F U S E T O P I C K U P A N A V A W H E N W E ' L L O N L Y U S E I T F O R T H R E E D A Y S
>>7523816
It's gets more original every time
>>7523755
She actually role plays while she is in the threads.
She never breaks character.
She has done alot more good for this community than you ever have.
She doesn't have an inflated ego like you.
She treats her friends with the utmost respect.
She doesn't samefag as anons to gain the upper hand in an argument.
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforsecretavatarweekend
Stay reminded and make sure you tell everybody.
We're having another secret avatar weekend because HG needs it to stay alive.
Ignore Hoshi and his "I don't approve of this" shit, he's a shitposter who just wants to see HG die.
>>7523844
>stares
...
...
kys baron
...
>chews toothpick
>>7523817
>implying you can't keep using it
WRONG
>>7523755
Go crawl back into your mother's lice infested vagina you barely born yesterday millennial numale slope browed mongoloid cunt.
>>7523817
I'm sorry, I must have misspoke. That is my mistake and I apologize.
You clearly do not appreciate that I am going to stalk you like a wild animal on the Serengeti and jump out of the bushes to stab you a million times in the face if you fail to show up without an ava.
I'll see you in a few hours.
Happy motherfucking secret avatar weekend.
>>7523816
Huh? What time is it?
>she hops towards driver and tries to look at his watch
Secret Ava Weekend won't save HG. What will save HG is Secret Hosting Weekend. Seth was telling us this all along.
Everyone makes a game and hosts it in secrecy. Try to guess whose game is whose.
It's that simple. HG is dead because we don't have games. This event could easily convince some people that hosting is the way.
>>7523896
>TND
kys
>>7523871
Nice thin skin.
>>7523903
no u
>>7523901
>making games
What a waste of fucking time.
>>7523856
We literally just had one. A lot of people are not going to participate because of that.
I understand that you're worried about HG's current state and want to do something about it. But I highly doubt this will fix things. What we need right now is more hosts. Not another Secret Avatar Weekend.
>>7523900
>stares
...
kys baron
...
>kills u in a longwinded greentext paragraph full of autism
...
>>7523901
LIst of people who are worth hosting for:
>
>>7523922
You tell him, Ryan Gosling.
>>7523933
>thumbs up
...
>chews toothpick
>drives
don't kys anon
...
>>7523936
I don't complain about it actually. HG needs to die.
>>7523913
>what a waste of fucking time.
Says the social outcast who can't stop coming to HG
Neck yourself already cancer
If there was another HG community that was similar I'd go there in a heartbeat
>>7523913
>It's not.
>>7523956
>Not in my opinion.
>>7523991
but what if they had an erp there
>>7524008
I'd leave in a jiffy :^)
>>7524008
At least they'd have games and roleplay.
>>7523694
Can we not?
As fun as the last one was it's WAY too early to make another SAW
I could host but you guys are too busy bitching
>>7524033
>stares
...
...
...
...
baron?
...
>spits on the floor
>>7524033
Kys Ichigo
Nobody wants you to host anyway
>>7523991
There's Russian HG, but you need to learn Coldrunes.
I'd only leave this place if there was better Roleplay there, I really don't care about anything else.
>>7524049
I reported them. Sorry about your thread.
>>7524049
Those threads are shit, mate. Catch a mouthful of shotgun.
>>7524088
...
...
kys baron
>stares
>chucks a toothpick at you
...
>>7524049
>shindanmaker
>>7523901
I was the original secret host.
>>7523991
>tfw you have another RP community, but you still prefer HG
This place just has a certain charm.
How does ERP manage to stay more active than HG despite having an arguably more toxic community?
>>7524119
>another RP community
link pls
>>7524125
Because they don't need to rely on games.
>>7524125
Nobody doesn't like masturbating.
>>7524138
i don't like masturbating
>>7524129
Nah, we don't need a bunch of immigrants.
>>7524133
HG doesn't really need to rely on games either. It could easily just be a regular RP community.
Of course that would ruin the entire point of HG.
>>7524150
Wise of you.
>>7524119
>tfw you used to go to /leigon/ but then it fucking died.
>>7524143
You are lying.
>>7523780
>>7523865
Wow, the salt is real.
>>7523806
>Late wave
>>7523846
Lol, good for her. I'm glad she has imaginary internet achievements to get her through her job.
What avas do you wish would leave?
>>7524180
i have the sex drive of a chicken nugget
>>7524187
Post above you.
>>7524191
>Junko
>>7524170
>tfw you were on leeg but they banned you for posting Subaru without his shirt on
I-I dindu nuffin...
>>7524187
No one, because that's another thing that kills threads.
>>7524187
You!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12258415
http://www.strawpoll.me/12258415
http://www.strawpoll.me/12258415
>>7524202
hah, no
>>7524205
2 hot 4 u
>>7524217
>Junko
>>7524206
And you have a thread full of bananas.
Have a fantastic day.
>>7524217
>tfw you wish HG had its own site but that would require money
>>7524286
Hoshi would just fuck it up with his bitching.
>>7524233
I'm too hot for most, if not all, people~
>tfw that one anon comparing Hoshi verses Junko being Democrats verses Republicans was right
>>7524294
>>7524316
Lol, I didn't even do anything on this imaginary site yet. Calm the fuck down.
>>7524301
That's why they can't show the risque stuff on television
>wonder why star kid is alone and a virgin
>remember everything that happened throughout hg
>no girl will love him because he's an egotistical control freak with mental health problems
Really activates my almonds.
>>7524316
Removing Hoshi would solve the majority. Sounds good.
>>7524217
Through the years of moving from b to hga back to b back to hga and then finally stopping at trash I'd like to no longer migrate desu
>>7524217
/trash/ isn't the problem, you guys are.
>>7524331
That and the small penis thing
>>7524331
>>7524343
Hey man, I don't see why you have to start shit bro. I didn't even mention Junko this thread. I just came on saying I don't agree with the secret avatar weekend.
Unless you like talking shit about me just for the sake of talking shit about me. That's totally cool.
>>7524308
Holy shit, that just gave me a brilliant idea. Hold on a sec, I'm gonna try something.
>>7524339
Why do you only ever come out of the shadows to say things like this, Hikki?
>>7524336
Yes.
This is a good place to die, here in the /trash/.
Where we belong.
>>7524359
>sad and lonely virgin is paranoid to the point he believes everybody is a junkofag
>>7524359
It's the second part
>>7524361
Anon, don't!
>>7524325
Something has to be saved for the BD sales~
What's a good political animal for Hoshi, HG?
>>7524385
Too late.
>>7524395
A rat.
Alright, alright, I'll do it.
I need 24 please.
>>7524395
A leech
>>7524363
Because I'm always lurking and seeing the threads dead 24/7 makes me feel like shit desu. I'm trying to get back into HG but every time I create a folder I just end up deleting it the next day.
>>7524402
Hikigaya Hachiman
>kissu
>>7524359
How depressing is it to know that Junko is blowing other guys now?
>>7524402
Rin Hoshizora
>>7524402
Hoshi
>>7524395
>>7524402
Cuckoo bird
>>7524402
Luluco
>>7524375
You don't have to be a Junkofag to be upset about me talking about Junko. What I said wasn't enough to imply that at all.
And calling me a virgin on the internet? Fucking original and savage 10/10.
>>7524380
Coo
>>7524409
I hope they're enjoying my sloppy seconds.
>>7524402
Natsuki Subaru
>>7524402
Suz
>>7524402
Magilou
>>7524402
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7524395
A very small and scared ground rodent.
>>7524402
Reigen Arataka
>>7524402
James Storm
>>7524402
Ursula-hisho
>>7524402
Ivan Braginsky
>>7524395
A sheep.
>>7524402
Rubick
>>7524423
>virgin korean boy angry he's still a virgin
>>7524402
Drug Dealer
>>7524402
Kazuma Kuvaru
>>7524402
Princess Asuka Code Red
>>7524449
me behind the retard
>>7524402
Ibaraki Douji
>>7524402
Ash Crimson
>>7524423
I wish to drink your cum out of Junkos pussy irl
>>7524402
Araragi
>>7524402
Satsuki Yumizuka
>>7524446
I'm not a virgin cause I can't give birth to a baby Jesus.
>>7524465
That's nice. I know you want one of my Junko shitshows, but not today.
>>7524453
Asuka was never a princess.
nice rp you virgin
>>7524402
The Hunter
>>7524465
We know, Yukine.
>>7524402
Muffet
>>7524478
That image is in no way exclusively an HG meme.
You have autism.
>>7524480
>virgin man salty no girl will make love with him because of his mental state
>>7524496
Yes but also fuck you
>>7524496
Filename
We can get along for the next 60 minutes or so, right?
>>7524508
Hmm. Point taken.
>>7524516
Shut up, Mokou.
>>7524516
But of course, dearie. Now, let us proceed.
>>7524516
You're asking this from autists and schizoids. What do you expect?
>>7524516
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7524516
My district partner looks super serious. This is either going to be a huge drag or a lot of fun! Let's make the best of it, shall we?
>>7524516
Sure we can! Let's do this!
>>7524481
Watch this, I'm going to make you look really fucking stupid...
...
Mari calls Asuka "Hime-sama" in 3.0
>>7524501
What about my mental state?
>>7524516
People are already killing each other, so I guess that it's impossible.
>>7524516
For now. Just you wait until I start killing people. It won't get comfy in about one minute.
>>7524516
District Four.
Go fourth and conquer
>>7524562
Watch this, I'm going to make you look really fucking stupid...
...
Asuka isn't a princess.
>>7524563
I can't believe they leave these around for anyone to take. It's almost as if they want me to create a huge fire.
>>7524562
Can I call you onee-chan in HG 2.0?
>>7524563
I'm going to shove this bloody stump up your ASS if I get my hands on you
>>7524563
I do suppose we make a rather unorthodox team, no?
>>7524563
Ahhh, I didn't perish in the first round this time. I feel like this will be an excellent game!
>>7524562
>virgin
>i
>r
>g
>i
>n
>>7524582
Of course, not literally. Hima-sama means "Princess". It's a nickname, dummy.
>>7524586
Whatever you want, bud. I won't freak out at you over PM for RPing a certain way because I'm not a controlling cunt who does that kind of shit. Welcome, welcome!
>>7524599
I'm speechless.
>>7524582
Stfu sunset.
>>7524621
Sshh... just let it happen.
>>7524614
>virgin boy whose only sexual experience will be raping his asuka body pillow nightly
>>7524563
I have like fifteen bags. One less won't hurt.
>>7524516
I think.. I'll try to stay away from the person I've been paired with..
>>7524563
Mr. Terumi.. Was there something I was supposed to do today?..
>>7524563
>Hoshi baiting people
>>7524621
>Not knowing me and hoshi are best friends
dude we erp'd like three days ago
>>7524646
>Not paying a prostitute to come over just so you make her sit down and watch you rape a body pillow.
>>7524661
We were? I never got the memo.
>>7524656
YOU CAN DO IT ARARAGI
>>7524656
We could really put the hurting on em, if we stick together we can go the distance. Im sure of it.
>>7524671
>He denies your friendship in public
Thanks.
>>7524656
...
>>7524614
>asuka-sama will never actually be your big sister
Suffering.
>>7524125
Because erp arnt lazy people wallowing in thier own pity under the guize of drama.
>>7524656
>>7524674
I-It's too late, the Starman outsmarted me... I'm sorry, I failed you...
>>7524563
I probably won't even use these. But I guess you never know..
>>7524656
Thank you, sir! I really thought I was done for!
>>7524410
Hi Rin-chan! How goes the maracas?
>>7524671
>asian boy has to pay for a prostitute
>>7524682
Hoshi was on fire last slide; now he's literally on fire.
>>7524700
You'll be able to redeem yourself soon Koyomi
>>7524688
Oh yes, I believe we could make quite the team. I warn you though, a Grand Magus does not take betrayal lightly.
>>7524716
I know I just threw that at you, but maybe you could tell me where you got those? I need them for something.
>>7524671
>virgin thinks he can hide his virginity behind memes
>>7524716
An oldfag and a newfag join forces.
The pressure's on Luluco to quickly make a decision.
>>7524741
I'd like to know how he got those too, so if you find out, then let me know please.
>>7524716
>Cradles her warm shotgun like a teddybear
>>7524722
Sometimes you can't help these things, that's just the nature of combat. If I feel like I can help it Ill watch the twitchy finger.
>>7524688
If you're gonna play the part, try to be more convincing.
>>7524691
This is what HG is for, isn't it? I can be.
>>7524710
>>7524743
>Virgin meme
I didn't know this was a fucking youtube comment board.
>>7524782
>virgin boy can't handle being a virgin
>>7524716
Did you expect me not to take advantage of the situation, dearie? Ahuhuhu~!
>>7524766
Yeah.. Closer.
>>7524782
I don't understand.
>>7524741
I must apologise, the sorcerer who imbued my pants with such magics has long since perished.
Also, I would advise you to run. I don't take lightly to attempts on my life, you can imagine.
>>7524777
Just keep in mind that my death is an outrage that will not be forgotten.
>>7524766
But you're already immune!
Also, how am I gonna get something delivered to me in this place?
>>7524798
>>7524799
Lend me that rage, Ill put it to good use.
>>7524793
It's like you want me to start a Junkoshitstorm right now.
>>7524796
I don't necessarily need you to.
>>7524799
Ah, so you chose to kill me. That was a wise choice!
>>7524766
You can make bets in these games right?
>>7524798
Why bother running? I'm more interested in those pants of yours. Maybe you could, I dunno, try to recreate them for me?
>>7524817
I don't necessarily need you to be MEAN to me in front of all of our friends either baka
>>7524766
>>7524819
I'm really sorry. I-I panicked...
>>7524817
>the state of this virgin
>>7524799
Suz finds a fallen star
>>7524806
I suspect they were stolen. Also you should lear about one-tap two day shipping.
>>7524782
>implying you would do cute big sister things
>>7524856
>>7524806
>or learn*
>>7524819
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubick!
>>7524840
Mhm.
>>7524850
Virgins islands are a state?
>>7524858
>Implying I only play Asuka
>>7524856
>Makes a sincere wish with her precious eyes closed
>>7524882
>Implying you play her at all ever
>>7524882
How does it feel being a permavirgin?
>>7524856
I-I know it's a thing, but this place is dangerous. Killing upon killing upon killing. Don't you think they'll deny me service?
>>7524890
I'm playing Asuka as if a real life Asuka would post with her in HG. 2 years of HG canon have become a consistent and solid part of my character. It's HG Canon.
>>7524899
What?
>>7524835
I suppose I could try...mmm, how did it go again? I'm sorry, but the memory only lasts so long. Such a unique spell, forgotten to the ages. I'm afraid I can't help you.
>>7524849
You had a choice to make, and you made it correctly! If I got to live, there might've come a time where you would have to suffer my sorcery, and then you'd be regretting your decision.
>>7524875
An imitation worthy of myself. It's like I'm listening to an illusion.
>>7524882
Imouto-chan just needs an onee-san dammit.
>>7524856
Hikki makes an interesting food choice.
>>7524882
>Gives a cheek kissu and some headpats
I'll see you later~
>>7524936
>Falls asleep right into Asuka's bed
>>7524933
Then could you point me to whoever knows how to make them? I could really, REALLY use some.
>>7524936
He's already suffered enough from having to smell that all night and day.
>>7524936
Good luck, District 3
>>7524936
No deaths. Moving on.
The peace is broken when three girls brawl.
Subaru and Suz should plan how they'll make it out before anything else.
>>7524934
>A game show called "HG's Best Onee-chan" where a bunch of older female avas try to match up with imoutos, that would be totallt hot cakes.
>>7524951
Call him a virgin some more.
>>7524856
It was abhorrent, dearie. Absolutely abhorrent.
>>7524936
You are quite lucky I have six, but I swear revenge!
>Muffet looks down at her bandaged stumps on one set of arms.
...I suppose it was quite fortunate I stole those medical supplies.
>>7524985
Cannot handle losing, dearie? How childish of you.
>>7524985
I think we should die. I don't want to live in a place like this. It's too risky, and you're not my Emilia-tan.
>>7524985
I need someone to clean my house after I trash it. Can you cook?
>>7525003
Do I look like a maid to you?
>Subaru shows her his hands
Does it look like I've ever cooked or cleaned before in my life?
>>7524991
That would be autistic as fuck but if it means you get to be my onee-chan I'm down.
>>7524933
I still feel pretty bad about it though...
>>7524985
Wow, Asuka-chan. I didn't know you were into that!
>>7524985
That's not healthy. You should get that checked.
>>7524969
I could point you to the unmarked grave he was buried in, although I don't think a corpse will be of much help.
I'm afraid you'll have to live with your regular, non-magical pants.
>>7524709
Rin's a bit tired, but Rin can always play the maracas. They don't really need a lot of Rin's enyargie!
>Rin shakes her maracas around for a short while before her eyes start shutting again.
It's already so late and Rin barely even did anything today...
>>7524985
Rin could've let you win if you had just told Rin that you can't handle losing. Rin's not a sore loser and Rin definitely doesn't care about a silly game like this.
Rin's more about sporty activities where she can show her 4 leg prowess!
>>7525036
Muffet is once again lucky that she has limbs to spare.
It's fitting that James' shirt says "SORRY."
>>7525023
>>7525017
Guess that'll teach you to be useless.
>>7525018
That would require my to actually play a character you coming up to one of them and start an interraction that might somehow break their RP algorithms to become their imouto.
>>7525031
>picks up the drowsy rin and carries her over to a cat bed, setting her down in it and pulling a blanket decorated with maracas over her
>>7525055
I am...always glad to have those...supplies...ahuhuhu~...
>>7525057
Your smile warms my heart.
>>7525027
It's fine. I don't really need them anyways. I'll just, you know...come back to life if I ever die.
>>7525057
I-I don't think you would've killed me for this. Part of me is happy, but another part of me is pissed that I let you take advantage of me so easily.
>>7525055
Its rare to see a feast with a 100% turnout!
Only half of you make it.
l want to violently rape Muffet
>>7525058
Let's just have an Adopt-A-Loli day.
>>7525022
Worry not over me, each death is a new experience that brings further knowledge of the world. Not to say that I like dying, of course...
>>7525074
I'm sure the spell exists out there somewhere, still. If I ever come across it, I'll let you know. Sorcery should be shared.
>>7525080
You blinked and missed the ending. It's already game over for those three losers!
>>7525080
>>7525055
I thought I told you to FUCK OFF
>>7525069
Your heart seems like an alright guy.
>Blows him (right out of your chest)
>>7525074
You just give off that vibe. It's like, why not?
>>7525094
>>7525126
>Fucking dies.
>>7525115
Congratulations Suz, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7525115
One for- UNH- You and one for YOU
>>7525140
Here's the placements.
>>7525080
>Rin gets scared out by little miss spider and grabs a nearby stick, using it to stab the spider right through her spinnerette.
You really scared Rin there, little miss spider! Rin still has to put down a live and make sure that everyone puts their paws up!
Or well, Rin just doesn't want to die... the thought of dying scares Rin a lot. Rin just wants to have fun. Sorry, miss spider.
>>7525065
>Rin is carried over to the cat bed, covered with a blanket featuring maracas.
You're probably right, mister anonyaa. It's really late, even for Rin. Don't tell anyone, but Rin's not a night creature, unlike real cats.
>Rin shuts her eyes as she nuzzles up to the blanket, falling into a slumber.
Good nyaight...
>>7525150
Here's your moment of zen.
Thanks for playing and whatnot.
>>7525094
Who knows what will happen, fa.m.
>>7525080
I suppose I...should not have mocked...your attitude...ahuhuhu~...
>>7525081
>>7525089
I would prefer it if you did not. Thank you.
>>7525140
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7525150
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7525140
Congratulations.
>>7525150
Thanks for hosting.
>>7525140
Feels fucking great. Thanks for that.
>>7525144
Congratulations! If only I had stuck with you, maybe I wouldn't have died so early.
>>7525150
Thanks for hosting.
>>7525099
I knew you weren't bad deep down. I had thought you would've been some sort of big bad guy or something along those lines, when in reality you're a fluffy guy. I guess this means I'll have to teach you something too if you ever taught me how to sew fire resistant pants.
>>7525126
Because I'm a human, and humans deserve to live. How would you feel if I killed you just because I didn't like your too-macho-for-me vibe? You wouldn't like that at all, I bet.
>>7525140
Of course she would win. The cruel ones always win.
Thanks for your thing, Mokou-tan. Seeing you brightens my day in a non-Hikki kind of way.
>>7525150
Cпacибo, my friend. We all appreciate it.
Would it be fine if I were to host?
>>7525140
>>7525150
Congrats, Suz!
Thanks for hosting!
>>7525167
>Casts a spell.
>>7525181
You're too kind Subaru.
>>7525167
Maybe it was better this way. I don't think we were meant to fight each other head-on. Just wouldn't feel right.
>>7525169
You're so repressed. What kind of person do you have to be to enter into a deathmatch and not immediately have your mind set to kill?
>I assume no one else wants to host?
>>7525220
Doesn't look like it.
>>7525209
You're too kind! Staying around here and doing what you do should be praised more often!
>>7525210
A sensible person, I'd say. What my mind is focused on is surviving any way I can so I can reap the benefits. And hey, it's a bonus if I get lucky while surviving!
>>7525169
I'm just a simple magus with a thirst for knowledge that can not be quenched. If you have anything related to sorcery that you could teach me, I would be more than eager to see. You would find that I'm a very quick learner.
>>7525196
>Rubick traces the anon's magical energies, learning the secrets of their spell and casting it himself almost immediately
So that's how it's done!
>>7525210
Indeed. I suppose it would be a little awkward.
>>7525258
>It was Suicide Squad, Attack!
>>7525258
Hm...well, I do know some kind of magic, but I still don't understand it fully yet. I don't even think I could teach it to you, let alone get full control over it myself. We both may die if I try teaching you anything.
>>7525248
I'm glad there are people like you that enjoy it as much as I do.
>>7525248
That's a great strategy. I think that's a great thing you're doing.
Making way for a winner when they come through. It's admirable.
>>7525258
Next time Ill give you a little something to shake your magic stick at, that way we can hate each other fresh in the one after.
>>7525285
It's hard to not enjoy fun things, you know? Hopefully one of these days I'll be able to give back to people like you. Something that actually holds ups against the test of time.
>>7525300
I don't get what you mean. If I survive until the every end, that means I win...right? There can't be two winners. Someone HAS to lose eventually.
>>7525260
>Rubick explodes into thousands of tiny little giblets, raining viscera across the area. He soon respawns, a blush on his cheeks
Oh my. I hope no one saw that.
>>7525281
Then I suppose it would be for the best if you don't demonstrate your abilities to me. I wish I could tell you how to control your magic, but it just comes naturally to me.
>>7525300
I look forward to it! Even with the absence of sorcery, there's always something interesting to learn in a fight.
I mean, it's not as interesting as it would be if there were sorcery involved, but that doesn't matter.
>>7525320
We've already seen that you're capable of that. As for mine, I hope it's not getting too stale.
>>7525335
If the floating cat couldn't help me, then I don't think you could either. That doesn't really matter though, because I'm still pretty good with weapons. That makes up for my lack of magically knowledge, right?
>>7525351
Puh-lease! You space your hosting out enough that it becomes a whole new experience! That's probably the most important thing when it comes to hosting. That's why Raven-tan's game is still popular with people.
>>7525320
If luck is your only weapon you might as well just kill yourself right now. Don't believe the hype, violence solves everything.
>>7525335
I'm all up for learning new things. Do your worst for me and I'll teach you a little something you can use on the assholes that get in your way down the road too.
>>7525392
I've got a whip and some ace's I can use to fight. You haven't seen anything until you see me literally whip people into shape!
And besides, suicide is never the answer. You should think twice before telling some kid to kill himself.
>>7525374
I'm trying to get consistent. It's hard to focus on improving the content when I take breaks. I can usually only come up with a few things every now and then.
>>7525407
People take fitness advice from you? Is 'pussy' the lingua franca around here or what.
Lurkers?
>>7525457
hey
>>7525457
Does anyone have the /co/de list?
>>7525457
>Good bed
>>7525374
A floating cat? I wonder if it uses the same kind of sorcery the Skywrath Mage uses to keep aloft...
>Rubick ponders for a second, his head twitching erratically. He then snaps back to reality.
Ah yes, weapons. If you're good enough with them it can be amusing. Otherwise, they're boring.
>>7525392
Do my worst? Hmmm...do you have any way to combat telekinesis?
>>7525415
Rome wasn't built in a day, as they say.
...At least I think that's how it goes. It's something like that.
But that's a good thing! Not putting down whatever first comes to mind means it's going to be quality!
>>7525432
People don't take anything from me for the most part...besides my life that is.
People may be "pussy" compared to you, but that's all a style choice. Most people want to be nice looking and not look like death.
>>7525457
Дoбpый вeчep! You called?
>>7525457
What is it, monsieur?
>>7525457
Hello
>>7525457
I should really be sleeping
>>7525466
http://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt
>>7525470
I'd hate to be boring on purpose, but it's hard being interesting with any kind of weapon when you're normal. Give me some time and I'll be doing flips and stuff with huge swords. It'll be something straight out of an anime!
>>7525457
I'll host a game after I shower
>>7525505
No you won't
yuno please host
>>7525457
Yup?
>>7525470
Telekuhwhatnow?
>>7525471
>Stroking her fingers through her matted blonde hair, looking him up and down.
Tell me what death looks like.
>>7525470
Where do you think you're going?
>>7525526
You had the opportunity to look at my dead body in the arena moments ago. Could it be that my dead body isn't hot enough for you? Well, whatever. I'll give you another chance, but only one! If you go crazy with it then I'll be forced to stop you.