HG thread
Please enjoy your time here comfortably and responsibly.
>>7499056
Boredom of this place, the same reason as most people that left.
>>7499062
thanks best skullgirl
>>7499056
o-oh
>dies
Best girl
>>7499053
Sounds incredibly similar to this arena, just replace the women with annoying idiots.
Perhaps these two realms are deeply linked somehow?
>>7499065
So like, killing with kindness? I like that. It's very smart.
fuckin hangnails on nearly all my fingers there is a god and he's pissing all over my life fucking fuxcj
>>7499074
(What made you bored?)
>>7499078
Drama queen.
Now that my little girl is gone, see you losers!
>>7499056
I'll be sure to miss!
I'm thinking about writing a few raps about this place maybe!
Post the best of HG
>>7499097
Oh, uh... See you pirate lady!
She was pretty nice for a pirate lady.
>>7499087
>edge doll
:desuing:
>>7499039
Oh!
>She looks over the paper several times and then back to Rantaro.
I didn't know that I was talking with a celebrity.
>>7499041
No sorry for the confusion. I only died once. But this is my second time coming back to life. I can't just decide it. Something or someone else has to do it.
>>7499056
>And there she is. A girl with a hand stuck in her head. She weakly waves her over.
I could use some help with this miss.
>>7499097
Wait! You didn't even get your mon- and she;s gone.
>>7499097
The discord. It took everyone away from this place and now only a couple are left.
>>7499039
So what? I'm not asking to be understood by any of you. Don't act like you are some kind of wise monk pretending you know me or my intentions, You don't. So drop it.
>>7499041
Wow, couldn't have come up with a better name?
>>7499089
The fuck does kindness have to do with it? I doo it cause it feels good inside, baby.
>>7499107
What do you mean?
And don't post this shit gardener
>>7499089
You know, you might be on to something there, Professor Potatohead. I know that a few people come here and go there and vice versa. Like that bridge troll! You know, she actually owes me some money. That's how awesome I am. You pay me to cross your bridge.
>>7499064 (Alfred)
Okaaay, so that's less of a trap and more of you being a dick to people. Got it.
>>7499108
Voodoo magic or something, I guess.
>>7499116
I didn't name the town, y'know.
Anyways, gotta hit the hay. 'Night.
>>7499108
Most people don't. I try to remain modest about it, but sometimes it's hard to resist. My celebrity status wasn't earned in a way that would make you oggle over me, however.
>>7499116
I never said you wanted to be understood by anyone here. I know you have others you care about where you come from, specifically one that's a lady, right?
>>7499131
>tries to swat with a broom
Freaking hissers.
>>7499127
More hosts and more importantly more traffic.
>>7499100 (Bakistan)
Pocket sand; like pepper spray, but extremely dangerous! Seriously, pocket sand is a genius idea. Makes me wonder why people don't use it more often?
Legendary exterminator? Is this a person I should know about? I feel like I was told who it was before. Dale Gribble?
>>7499131
No, if you're in a corner, it's practically a lifesaver. Pocket sand, despite being harmful, is useful as hell. Try it!
Good night!
>>7499131
night best cat
>>7499131
Have a good night, hisser!
>>7499127
She's sadistic, spiteful, arrogant, and extremely determined.
She's also a doll.
>>7499122
Well, at least you're comfortable with your sexuality.
Wouldn't that "ERP" realm be more your style? My research has suggested that sex is a taboo here.
>>7499126
It's, Dr. Eggman.
But, that's fairly interesting. I may just have to do a few experiments on this, it may help me with my... Uh... Important things.
Still not an innuendo!
>>7499149
Sounds like my kind of doll.
>>7499155
Robotnik what in mobius are you doing here?
>>7499131
I wish it was something more clear than that. It was pleasant talking to you. Farewell.
>>7499134
You certainly have the looks for it, sir. But I will refrain from asking. I don't want to regret meeting you.
>>7499131
Goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite...
>>7499134
...How would you know? Hardly anyone I know visits here. You have some explaining to do.
>>7499155
Right, right. ~Doctor~ Potatohead. Totally what I meant to say. Hey, don't be a stranger. I hear tell that a certain hedgehog's girlfriend is running around there. Might wanna look into it. Might help out your whole "I hate that hedgehog!" thing. Just watch your ass, cuz those guys? Whew, they will shove their dick into whatever they can get their hands on. They've gotten really thirsty.
>>7499170
Who are you, and how do you know my name?!
>when the mods ban you for 3 months for posting loli and you didn't post loli
>>7499183
Amy? Hmm...
But, Sonic isn't a problem for me at the moment. Shadow and Omega have the real threats I have to worry about!
But they'll be taken care of soon enough....
>>7499184
Ah yes, the memory leaks I almost forget them myself. You've been here before and we have talked before Eggman. People who leave this place often have no memory of it upon return.
>he holds out a hand to shake
Baron Blade, nuclear and genetics expert.
>>7499171
Don't you worry about that. I'll do whatever I can to make sure none of you guys will regret it.
Sorry to cut our conversation short, but I must be going now. Please take care.
>>7499172
Haha, just kidding! Don't worry about a thing Ash. I'm not suspicious at all. It's all in your head. Now then, take care. I might be back soon.
>>7499141
Pocket Sand is an ingenius tactic used during close encounters; you gotta have a keen eye and steady nerves to exexute the attack. I owe it all thanks to Gribble-san himself. Welp I hope you've enjoyed the brief discussion, cya when available.
>>7499215
I wish my memories of you would leave.
>>7499216
Just watch your step sir. Goodbye, Mr. ummmm. I need to get better at getting names.
>>7499217
Or you can just grab a handful and throw it at someone. I mean, it's sand. It's about quantity when it comes to that! Dale's too good for this world.
I liked it, it was ten outta ten. We should do this more often. See you on the flipside, Baki!
>>7499155
I'm an angel. Anything I do is holy. That place is an unholy place. I have sex with humans, not demons. Demons are for extermination.
>>7499216
I know I'm not insane, so that quite narrows it down.
...later.
>>7499224
Likewise, if you had any knowledge in how it works you would know that they will eventually. Alternatively, I could kill you now, speed up the process.
>>7499215
Memory leaks?
Sounds suspicious, buuut, I don't see any other way that you would know me, so I'll buy it. For now.
>Eggman takes the mysterious scientist.
Alright then, jog my memory. How did we meet?
Most importantly, do you know of my plans?
>>7499240
But you just said you fucked instead of-
Whatever, but I hardly see how such vulgar acts would be considered holy, even for an Angel.
>>7499254
Absolutely Disgustegg is right.
>>7499254
aw shit nigger
>>7499208
Wow, hey, that sounds great. Bet you got a lot of really intricate and careful thought out plans to take care of them. Bet you can't wait to find someone you can tell your plan to and maybe add a little mustache twirling and some evil laughter here and there.
>>7499254
WAHT HEFUCDK
>>7499254
>>7499254
OH COME ON!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
>>7499264
Oh I do! Don't you worry! Once my Master Plan is complete, ALL WILL DOWN TO DOCTOR POTATOHEAD!
Wait...
I... I MEAN EGGMAN!
Now you got me doing it!
>>7499283
Forget you saw that! Now I want answers!
>>7499256
>>7499263
>>7499298
Does this happen a lot?
Great, now I'm going to become paranoid of this!
>>7499254
Holy retribution.
Anything an angel chooses to do on this planet is holy.
A lowly human like you don't get to judge me.
>>7499288
Yep. I just got that affect on people. Hey, you know, good luck with that whole anti-hedgehog plot you got going on there. Just hope that nobody decides they wanna play hero and stop it, as you mad scientist types always seem to be magnets for heroes. Oh, and that weird image thing? That's a rare event that happens when you upload an image at the same time someone else does. Like I mean at the exact same time, down to the second.
>posting best girl
>>7499321
thats not megumin
>>7499321
thats not megumin
>>7499322
>megumin
>best girl
>>7499321
thats not megumin
>>7499254
We met in the arenas themselves, I believe you were trying to kill an anthromorphic hedgehog that could break the sound barrier correct? Using an incredibly finite but concentrated crystalline power source you took to calling "Chaos Emeralds" for workd domination.
Also your antivirus tools are incredibly outdated.
>>7499311
Hold on. So you are saying if I become an angel I can commit any sin with no divine retribution or karma?
>>7499322
>>7499325
>retards are real
>posting megumin
>implaying you are not a faggot
test
>>7499321
>>7499332
Debatable.
At least the retarded chunni can be used as a bomb if I needed her to. What talents do you have?
>>7499341
>thinking megumin is the best girl
Yeah, real retards really
>>7499311
This "lowly human" is going to be the ruler of this entire arena once my pla-
I mean...
I really can't think of an excuse, so I'll just say that yes, I have a plan that will let me gain control over this realm.
Are you happy now?
>>7499312
No hero will be able to stop me from what I have in store! At least, that's what I hope! I do say that a lot....
And that's never been fixed before? Well, I know what my first task as ruler is going to be.
>>7499331
Sounds like most of my schemes, but yes that's seems correct. So Sonic WAS here at one point. Well, at least he's not here anymore, but the chance of him coming back could be a huge danger to my plan. So I'm going to need to have a safety precaution in that event.
And I've been meaning to update those programs, I just haven't gotten around to it. What with all the evil plotting and all.
>>7499350
>implaying that suigintou will help anyone
Nice story
>>7499351
>unironically thinking anybody other than megumin is best girl
It must suck to be a real retard, i wonder how they get out of bed in the morning, prehaps you could provide some insight into this?
>>7499322
>>7499325
>>7499326
S-Surely you all mean THE CRIMSON DEMON!
>>7499360
Shut up Kamina
>>7499364
Oh right, Yunyun.
>>7499366
B-But I just posted right now
>>7499364
I mean "THE KISSU DEMON"
>kissu
>>7499360
>thinking that loli girl can be best girl by crying and trashtalking
abnormally sick retard, please kys immediately
I wonder how 4chans can be so stupid.
Oh I know. They always thinking about megumin.
>>7499378
It's memes, dipstick.
>>7499355
Yeah, you say that but aren't you struggling with a blue hedgehog? A blue hedgehog that cries over a squirrel getting married? A blue hedgehog with a fondness for chili dogs? A blue hedgehog who may be a bit too close to that fox for anyone's comfort? That blue hedgehog?
>>7499355
There's plotting and then there's sheer laziness. Get it together. You want to kill that hedgehog you leave no flaws in your tools. None.
>>7499358
>even the selfish work together if its profitable
So you are just as useless as most people here. In fact, you are less useful than the retarded mage. How humiliating that must be for you.
>>7499364
Yes whatever, now blow up the twin towers already.
>>7499386
8ch literally has a megumin banner
>>7499331
Your human father shot a load into your human mother. You're just a man. You'll never be an angel.
>>7499355
I don't give a damn what you really do, as long as you don't get between my legs and the next guy I wanna fuck. Then, you might as well be standing right in front of my gun.
That also goes for my money, my fame, and all the shit I'm going to buy with my money.
>>7499367
That fool? The same "Yunyun" whom I have managed to outdo in every challenge they have ever given to me?
Shooting for somebody so low on the crimson hierarchy says a myriad of things about yourself, hidden one.
>>7499371
>Pulls hat down before she can be kissed
B-Bleh, cut that out. You may show your affection of me by giving me items such as non-perishable foods.
>>7499388
it must be the worst memes in the world 'cause of megumin.
>>7499395
>random bum asking to prove that suigintou is stronger then anybody here
Nice bait, uncouth bum.
>>7499396
>implaying that it means something
>>7499389
Yes, that hedgehog. But he's not here, is he?
Without him, it makes my plan so much easier to pull of successfully!
>>7499395
You DO have a point...
I'll do it.... Tomorrow, I'm too tired to do it right now, and the chances of him appearing right now are fairly slim.
>>7499398
No no, that would just complicate things...
But as ruler, I will be taking your money. ....through high taxes of course! It's so much more evil when you drain their money slowly but surely instead of just taking it all away! The false sense of possible financial stability makes the suffering all the sweeter!
>>7499407
>>7499407
>don't allowed someone to kissu herself
The only one good character of her.
>>7499411
>stronger then anybody here
>>7499364
Surely, you mean the Crimson semen demon.
>>7499411
We have at least three literal deity avas here.
>>7499398
I'm a genetics scientist. All I would need is some your dna. So. Name your price, Angel.
>>7499411
You do not even know what that word means, false aristocrat.If you cannot prove your strength to me then you are worth nothing in my eyes.
>>7499412
Fine. Do not disappoint me Ivo.
>>7499439
Oh I'll be sure not to disappoint anyone.
In fact, I already have 4 Emeralds collected so far!
>>7499412
You keep mentioning your plan and that's great and all, I'm happy you got a plan in life but uh... what's a plan without action? C'mon, Doctor Potatohead, if this is your chance to do a little megalomania then why aren't you taking it? Who's gonna stop you? Me? I can't bring myself to care enough. I really can't. There is not a single word in the English language that can fully embody how much I could not care.
>>7499428
>>7499439
>Spits in your face
Make sure you get the right dna, there might be a few others in the mix.
>>7499412
You seemed to have misses the part where Anarchy is my last name. We wouldn't want any trouble, now would we?
>>7499465
>he wipes it off an puts it in a vial, tucked safely in his lab coat.
At least I now know that not all angels are created equally. Your price was that I did not execute you for that. Enjoy it Miss Anarchy.
>>7499422
>implying that means shit to a character who can manipulate time
Nice meme kid
>>7499455
Because without all Seven Chaos Emeralds I can't completely finish my plan! It's also difficult when I can only transport so many of my Badniks at a time.
>>7499465
And my last name is Robotnik.
So you know what that means in Czech? It means Forced Worker or Slave.
So you're all going to be my little Robotniks!
>>7499480
>Saying that to a character that can also manipulate time
>tfw realize all my characters are weak as fuck
>>7499480
>>7499484
>he rolls his eyes upon hearing that.
ANOTHER one? That is at least six now.
>>7499452
Come back to me when you have five.
>>7499479
Ya might get my angel dna right, I'm not sure if I have anything like that. My spit is like KFC, 11 herbs and spices, cept with semen. Who knows? Maybe you'll get some DNA that'll make you more like a man.
>>7499481
Show us how. I'm sure if you lived in the stone ages, your fat ass would've been the inspiration of the wheel. You're literally the embodiment of labor, aren't you?
>>7499493
?
>>7499484
>Saying that to a serial killer who's trained in killing supernatural fucks and is unkillable
Ok kid
>>7499492
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!
>>7499492
>tfw everyone thinks my characters are weak, but they're not
it's fun
>>7499498
>Saying that to godmod, the character
This is Booster Pepe
He is always a billion times stronger than anyone who exists in the multiverse and he is immume to everything, including time travel and reality warping
Rank your avas, except this time in order of how strong they are.
>>7499506
>Saying that to godmode, the character
Ok kid
>>7499510
>Saying that to godmode, the character x 50
>>7499481
Ah, yep, there it is. Always a catch. Always a "but". "I need this. I need that. My horoscope said it was a bad day." All talk.
>>7499492
Hey, you know, that's why you gotta be a beta tester. So you know everyone's tricks already. Go full Batman on everybody. You like Batman? Everybody likes Batman. Especially the Joker. He's mad gay for the Batman. And you know what? Maybe you don't gotta stop time or shit meteors out your ass or pilot a giant mecha that can throw galaxies as shuriken to be the best. Sometimes all you need is one sweet ass coat. Like me. Look at this. Beautiful, isn't it? Black is so my colour.
>>7499508
1. Kirito (SAO)
=1. Kirito (GGO)
9001. Everyone else.
>>7499512
>Saying that to godmode the character x 72
>>7499494
Come back to me when you have been in the ravages of war and famine. Then you make that joke again.
>>7499492
(The weak are balanced out by thier brilliant personalities. The strong the complete opposite.)
>>7499498
You imply that matters here, a place where death is lazy.
Everyone here is immortal.
>>7499508
>heres my stronkest desu
>>7499492
>>7499516
>saying that to a qt
>>7499480
Manipulating time is not all that it's cracked up to be. I had that power and I still lost to that hedgehog!
>>7499493
Shadow, Omega, and Sally better cough them up soon then!
>>7499494
Speaking of Stones...
>Robotnik pulls out a Chaos Emerald from one of his jacket's pockets.
That's exactly how I'm going to rule this place! Once I have all seven of these beauties, I'll be unstoppable!
>>7499508
(Milo Murphy > Filthy Frank > Magolor > Knuckles > Bowser > Rachet and Clank > Eggman > Brad Carbunkle > Parappa the Rapper)
>>7499513
Well, you can't expect a plan to be perfect, that's just stupid planning!
>internet balance
>-
Fuck my life
>>7499524
>saying that to a handsome old man
>>7499529
>saying that to a selfcest relationship
>>7499508
>I guess Sanae is stronger than Cirno and Cirno is stronger than the rest
This whole thread's a pussy just waiting to get fucked.
>>7499508
>tfw only 1 ava
>>7499540
>Sanae is stronger than Cirno
lies
>>7499517
Try a 28 hour fuck session with no food. That's war and famine if any. I'm a way harder soldier than you'll ever be.
>(All this talk about power) levels
(Step up your game, kids.)
(Man I should pick up Mecha again, he was fun.)
>>7499525
What? Is your mother gonna buy you more if you behave?
>>7499547
>But it's true
>It's just that powerlevels aren't that important in Touhou
>>7499535
God I wish that were me
>>7499541
I think you want ERP for that
>>7499550
No he wasn't
>talking about powers
>not about beeing successful
Reminder that successful has 130+ points.
>>7499552
Cute, you're like that blue rodent if he ran out of any good material to say.
>>7499557
(He was fun to me damn it, and that's all that matters.)
>>7499541
Shut up Tony
>>7499555
>>7499508
>Tfw just typed up a list
Why did I just do this.
>>7499547
That is nothing to decades of cold war poverty.
>>7499550
(Do it faggot, bring back the edgelord)
>>7499527
Welcome to reality, doll. Get used to it.
>>7499508
>Satsuki would currently be my strongest
>>7499559
>130+ points
i do not understand
>>7499559
>being a jojo
>literally losing before the game even begins
>tfw everybody talking about powerful avas when yours is stronk but dont want to btfo people
>>7499571
>>7499525
I thought you mad scientists guys were all about perfectionism? Like it's your super fatal flaw that you make this drawn out, complicated plan and think it's so perfect and thought out. Only for there to be a flaw so obvious to everyone except yourself that that gets exploited and while everything falls apart around you, you're screaming "Ahh no! My beautiful plan! How could it go so terribly wrong!?"
>>7499535
Nothing wrong with a little narcissism here and there. Taking "go fuck yourself" to a whole new meaning, yeah, that's right.
>>7499573
A-Are you me?
>>7499573
>when the universe is your plaything and you just wanna be a school principal and eat candy
>>7499568
(I would, but I don't have very many images for him. Also I think he's too edgy. I don't want to start RP fights but having him patiently wait for a game feels out of character too. Plus I already have two Sonic avas, really don't need a third.)
>>7499577
When that happens to you over 50 time to learn to stop saying that constantly and instead only say it when you're confident in your plan.
"Who is champ...?" - Lady on the Phone
https://youtu.be/5LitDGyxFh4
THE STRONGEST AVATAR WILL BE DECIDED AT THE REVOLUTION DEATHSQUAD TOURNAMENT!
IS YOUR AVATAR STRONG? IS YOUR AVATAR THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER AROUND? WELL WHERE THE FUCK WERE THEY WHEN THEIR SO CALLED "INFERIORS" WERE CLASHING SWORDS LIKE REAL FUCKING WARRIORS?
YOU'RE ALL TALK AND FULL OF SHIT!
OH, YOU'RE NOT?
WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE IT!
6 SPOTS LEFT! GET IN NOW!!!
http://pastebin.com/Kjs6ztyy
>>7499585
and still weaksauce
>>7499597
>>7499561
Well how the shit does it all work? You get a bunch of bling and you take over the world?
>>7499592
I wonder how many people have multiple entries.
>>7499591
(I know that feeling too, sometimes you think the best in character thing to do would be to have them fight the person they hate, but you dont want to start one for many reasons. Dont worry about edge though. We've had plenty of edgy avas over the years)
>>7499574
>83
not as bad as I thought
test
>>7499574
>13
FUCK MY LIFE
Guys... something's wrong with Grimes. How can we cheer him up?
>>7499616
We ERP with him.
>>7499616
Who?
>>7499574
Cyborg.
Explains a lot.
>>7499603
In layman's terms, yes. The contain great power, and when used together, they can grant the user untold energy!
I'm not certain, but there may possibly be a chance that it will completely overload what I call the "balance barrier" or, what keeps us all from dying permanently and keeps our strengths similar in the arena, with a great amount of energy, and destroy it completely!
Then, if anyone decides to oppose me, I can simply over power them, and kill them off for good!
Of course, this is just a theory. But it's certainly plausible!
>>7499608
(I guess you're right, but I like playing more comedic characters anyways.)
>>7499592
>(tfw tempted to enter all four Kiritos as one squadron
Don't want to meme up you guys too much though. You've all been good to me in my time here.)
>>7499591
Over 50 times? Wow. You'd think at around the tenth time you'd start to ask yourself "Hey, maybe I'm not cut out for this world domination thing.". You ever think about picking up another hobby?
>>7499624
Why not collect all the beanie babies while you're at it? I hear you get the authority to rule the world if you get all of them...
...that's just another theory. Like yours.
good night, hg
>>7499629
Do it.
We need Heel Squadrons.
>>7499629
I tried cooking once. Did not end well, let me tell you...
Cooking is more like art than science.
I'm also terrible at art.
>>7499632
You know, I sometimes feel that you have some doubts about my plan.
>>7499636
Which squadrons are your favorite so far?
>>7499648
I'd call that a strategy. Not a plan. I bet you don't know where those things even are.
Dr. Pavel, I'm Minister.
>>7499636
(And now I'm giggling to myself. This is pretty funny.)
>>7499648
Hey, come on. I'm sure there's something a round man like yourself can do. Maybe you can be the world's first human wrecking ball. Doesn't that sound like found? You'd still be doing that destruction thing that you guys love so much. Unless you're one of those villains that think they're doing the right thing but it's kind of the wrong thing. What do you even want to do anyway? Wait, no. Nevermind. Do not care.
>>7499653
Gods of Destruction (Beerus) made me laugh, Loud and Obnoxious highlights the mistakes Okabe has made during his life, Solitary Child - Syoko Hoshi because she entered herself and a bunch of fucking mushrooms, looking forward to seeing Sucy fight those if she hits the raffle jackpot and makes it into the same game as them. The squadron with the 4 memeball countries because I had to give them their own name "Your Country Is Balls" so I kinda like that.
Everything else is pretty standardish.
>>7499668
That's what it's all about, son.
>Want to enter a 2nd squadron into the game to help fill it
>don't want to enter more than once
Conflicted.
>>7499658
Let's see, there are seven of them. I have 4. They are how all the people from my realm got here, beside Mecha. Not entirely sure how he works. But anyways, So they must have at least one Chaos Emerald. I stole from Knuckles, so that just leaves Omega, Shadow, Sally, and Bunnie. I will assume that Sally and Bunnie are sharing their Chaos Emerald, since they are so close. There's also Blaze, but she's irrelevant since her realm has their own form of Chaos Emeralds.
So yes, I'd say finding them isn't the problem. The problem is actually getting them, because they aren't going to hand them over with much enthusiasm.
>>7499668
I used a wrecking ball as a weapon a few times. Unsurprisingly something slow is not a good counter to something so fast.
>>7499674
>tfw hoshi didn't mention your squad
>>7499679
You remind me of this one idiot I met in the woods this one time, Elmer Fudd, he said his name was. He's also a chubby bald man chasing woodland critters to get what he wants. You know Elmer Fudd? He'd make a great partner for you.
>>7499574
>93
Slightly strange sounds about right
>>7499674
(I'll try and keep up with this, thanks for the push!)
>>7499679
Maybe you didn't use it right. Did you attach some spikes onto it? Spikes seem pretty effective against blue heroes. Must be some unwritten law in video games. That is why I wear black. It's more than the fact that it makes me look good, it's also a good tactical choice.
>>7499680
That's because it's cancer
>>7499678
Do it, I wanna see it. If not tell me who's in it
>>7499680
Well I can't just say who I like cause I just LIKE like them. I'm just listing squads with a good enough excuse to not appear that way.
>>7499697
I'd either get another group of avas or just round up some filler.
>>7499690
All the funnier when some loser wipes all four of them out in the bloodbath.
Good luck to you, I'll look forward to putting 4 Kiritos in a winscreen.
>>7499699
I can fill the rest of this with a snap of my fingers, I'm just giving my homeboy slices more chances at the glory instead of being stamped out by an away team.
>>7499685
Never heard of him, but I'm sure to check him out sometime.
>>7499690
I've tried a few spiked weapons, not really much better
>>7499574
>100
I'll take it
>>7499709
Why can't I just take one and smash it?
>>7499701
(Thanks again!)
>>7499709
Hm. Maybe it's because hedgehogs are spiky and it kind of cancels it out? Nah, that's dumb. That sounds like something Balls would say. I bet it's something Balls would say. I should ask him. But, hey, maybe it'll work out for you. Just hope there isn't a quest where I gotta stop your bad plan. Later, Doctor Potatohead . Gotta get my beauty sleep, ya know?
(Good night, HG, it's been a blast!)
>>7499719
They're EMERALDS. I don't think they would be easy to break.
They're also Mystical, and can be reformed easily just like the Master Emerald.
>>7499726
Whatever, I'll see you. Whoever you are.
>>7499730
Like, even if i smash it into tiny pieces and sprinkle it into my whiskey shots?
>>7499744
Why would you do that? Do you WANT your insides to be shredded?
>>7499703
Well alright, you asked for it.
>tfw whenever squadron games starts you're going to reply to slides as all your avas
Gonna be nice having them interact with each other.
>>7499761
So did you.
>>7499703
Is there a list of the current squads?
Hey, where did everybody go?
Everyone died.
I blame Hoshi.
>>7499835
Don't be so hasty, anon! I'm sure everyone is just taking a break. Fighting People in a big old arena must be a lot of hard work, you know?
I want to fuck Megumin, but only if she's willing.
>>7499903
your a good man anon
Why aren't you gay? It's 2017.
>>7500000
Hi
>>7500071
Shhhs, you might wake everyone up.
What do you want?
BIGGUS
>>7500100
>>7500129
DICKUS
Death feelsgood guys.
>Have great idea for an ava
>Forget it the next day
>>7500237
>about to sleep
>suddenly come up with event ideas
>>7500248
>woke up to play
>dead
>>7500237
>Have a great ava idea, manage to put together a respectable folder
>Realize that the only thing you can find about their personality is a blurb on a wikia
How the hell does the person who plays all of those yugioh cards do it?
Your time is up HG.
>>7500256
They steal personality traits from another obscure character and whenever it's brought up they just say said character is their sibling.
They "do" it, but it's done awfully.
>>7500294
Go with gut feelings? Alright, I'll see what I can do since all I have to work with is "not particularly fond of violence, but she seems to enjoy battling against [protagonist], being playful with him"
What's keeping you from taking the Bogpill? Even the creator of the most successful game Skyrim has taken it.
>>7500303
I'm probably not the best source of help for this sorta thing, but basically, yeah. Admittedly for, say, Aussa, I ultimately made their demeanor because of stereotypes of sorts regarding people with personalities attached to a particular element.
More importantly, if they're from vidya, glean what you can from any lines they've got as well. Hell, even their fighting style if it's applicable.
Which ava have you fapped to the most?
Try and guess who the anonposters are.
>>7500366
My own
>>7500366
my own
>>7500342
So where do I start? It's like peeling an onion of reasons, I swear there's a whole bunch and I don't know where to start. Obviously there was the whole clingy thing, fuck that got annoying. I mean you literally got so clingy you made a goddamn anon post to try and make me take things how you wanted. I still remember bracing myself for the relink to your reply halfway down the thread because you can't take obvious social cues when someone doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Not to mention your Rika RP in a nutshell. A clusterfuck of godmoding and headcanons thrown onto yet another one of your OC's. I'll give you credit where credit is due, at least the vampire is slightly unique. Oh, but your RP isn't even the issue. As a person in general you're a total shitter. Your family is fucking poor and you're still not doing a single thing to help them. Is McDonalds still too good for you? Get the fuck over yourself. You're lucky they'll even give you a chance when all you have in your skill set is playing fucking touhou and yugioh and making up shitty OC's on 4chan. You're a useless NEET who can't even step up to the plate when they actually need you to. Kill yourself, Aussa.
>>7500366
Nagato
>>7500366
Hoshii
>>7500366
Honestly? I don't know. Not a lot of Avafags fag characters I'm really sexually attracted to, surprisingly
>>7500382
I hope this is just old copyposta and you didn't actually type this autism up.
>>7500382
oh my god
>>7500366
I just fap to my fetish, which no HG ava has art for
>>7500366
Kamina
>>7500399
check desuarchive
>>7500399
It's like the tenth time he's posted it, maybe second time in thread.
>tfw discord kill the threads
>>7500411
What, my fetish? It's just latex. Honestly, Asuka is the only one that comes close to peaking my interests fap-wise because of her plugsuit.
>>7500418
Fucking oldfags and their persona 5 data mining bullshit right?
>>7500418
Persona 5 was a mistake.
>he falls from the sky into the inactive arena
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOF
Somebody play my cat
>>7500440
kamina no
>>7500432
Tell me about it
>>7500411
Face sitting mostly. I'm just into vanilla shit.
>>7500443
Why not
>>7500418
>>7500429
>>7500432
>Tfw we probably won't even get a PS5 ava
I think we got the Protagonist for like, 3 seconds.
>>7500437
>pic
>>7500464
Long ago I thought of picking up Chie
>>7500420
The retort is that they're not wrong, they're just an asshole.
>>7500475
>>7500437
>Falls right behind
>Lands on
>Is asleep
>>7500479
Chie is best girl, but I was talking P5 specially.
BECAUSE DAYS
COME AND GO
>>7500494
>chie is best girl
anon pls
PLS
If not for marie, she'd be worst
>>7500494
o-oh
>>7500498
>spats
>short brown hair
>sporty
>loves eating meat
>not best
Nice joke anon, you should be a comedian.
>>7500507
>tomboys
>>7500514
>>7500516
>>7500514
You know the real irony would be if you were a Naotofag.
>>7500514
>not liking tomboys
Holy shit. I don't have an image that can even come close to portray my disappointment in you.
>>7500527
FUCK YOU
>>7500524
>>7500514
>>7500531
>>7500545
Kys Yukine :^)
>>7500527
>thinking I like Persona
>>7500552
>She's the cutest... she's so shy....
>>7500557
>liking shy girls that stutter constantly
The only thing those are good for is pushing the down and raping tenderly
>>7500464
>Hey, I am still here. I just don't post much.
>>7500564
>DELET THIS
>>7500568
Literal who?
>>7500556
>getting involved with an argument with a series you know nothing about
Why?
>>7500557
She's shit and you're literally gay for liking her because her entire gimmick is trying to be a boy.
At least Chie only has masculine qualities.
>>7500578
Exactly.
>>7500564
A-Anon... what a-are you t-talking about...?
>>7500585
>drags off into the shadows
>>7500584
No seriously who are you?
Mitsuru is best Persona girl.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: YOU CAN'T
>>7500581
>no the point is in Naoto's attempts to be masculine she comes off as more feminine anyway
>>7500606
>I'm Asellus
>>7500613
>as she cums
>>7500622
Oh, I wasn't actually aware of it.
>>7500611
>tfw thought of picking her up
>>7500596
Can you please stop dragging me? I'm capable of walking by myself.
>>7500622
Nigga why can't I find you on steam?
>>7500650
>pulls down your pants
>>7500657
Why thank you, I did need to change my pants. I accidentally spilt some coffee on that pair.
>>7500665
>smacks your ass
>>7500638
Please.
>>7500678
Now that's uncalled for. I'm not a small child anon and I'm not in need of punishment.
>>7500681
>I've had a few images saved up I just couldn't find the motivation to pick her up.
>When I finish a folder I'm working on right now I guess I can get started on her.
>>7500712
You're doing God's work.
>he wakes up from his fall earliar
>theres some dumb slam dunker next to him
So uh... what the hell is going on here? Why can't I see anyone?
All dubs will be shot.
>>7500737
>Rolls over
>Crushes
>>7500745
fuck off
>>7500745
fuck off
>>7500755
>shot
>>7500730
>j-just give me some time
Guys?
Nyaaah~ Is everyone taking cat naps?
>>7500844
>shot
>>7500845
>kissu
>>7500845
>he looks dissapointed
I guess... I can't say I've seen anyone in the past hour
>>7500844
You meant to say "My Emperor", yes?
I will allow you a moment to correct yourself.
>>7500864
Ah.. thank you, but I don't need cleaning right now.
>>7500868
Then they probably are off hiding and taking naps.
24?
>>7500906
Sure
>>7500878
Stop right there Saber scum!
>>7500909
Scum?
You have but one more chance to correct yourself, or be given capital punishment for insulting your one and only leader.
>>7500923
>slaps ass
>>7500880
Or they are just lazy and uninteresting.
>he yawns
It's so boring.
gimme 24
>>7500928
Sen
>>7500927
But taking cat naps doesn't make you lazy. It just means your passing time caring about yourself.
>>7500923
fuck off cunt
>>7500928
Eggman-kun
>>7500928
Katarina
>>77500928
Girl with an energy blade
>>7500928
Avenger
>>7500928
Albert
>>7500928
Cirno
>>7500928
Tiny snek
>>7500923
You heard me, Saberface menace!
>Seiba (Assassin) handcuffs Seiba (Saber)
You're under arrest for existing!
>>7500928
Mononobe no Futo
>>7500944
http://imgur.com/a/4MZPB
Just grabbing your images whenever I come across them.
>>7500928
Mysterious Heroine X
>>7500928
Shielder
>>7500928
Lord Beerus
>>7500928
kys lenny
>>7500928
Camieux
>>7500928
Vore
>>7500928
Xiao
>>7500928
Kagura
>>7500928
Yukine
>>7500958
>Oh, there happened to be one I don't have yet. Thank you.
>>7500928
Snow White
>>7500981
Just off and on if I think I haven't seen them I grab them and toss them to you.
>>7500928
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>7500926
>>7500937
>Two roman guards appear and haul the anons off.
Be sure to give them their respective whippings!
>>7500935
Well it wastes time and makes everything booooooring
>>7500985
Your name won't fit, would you like to choose a smaller one?
>>7500992
>>7500935
At least people might be popping up now
>want to pick up new avas but people will spot me because of my rp
>>7500992
Sleeping isn't that boring, you can do just about anything you want in your dreams and become whatever you want.
5 or 6 more
>>7500928
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7500951
>Roma turns around, surprised at being handcuffed.
Ehhhh? I don't know which slum from which you crawled out of, but I demand you remove these shackles before I sent you back to it in charred pieces.
You are messing with the most elite of Roma, your Emperor!
>>7501009
Beanie Bagetta Man
>>7500928
kys lenny 2
>>7501009
Escortta Man
>>7501009
Cagliostro
>>7500928
kys lenny 3
>>7501009
Masketta Man
>>7501009
kys lenny 4
>>7500996
I will not allow my name to be tarnished for the sake of your incompetence!
Skip me!
>>7501009
The Shadow
>>7501036
ok then
Swap, check, etc
>>7501009
kys lenny 5
>>7501014
>Seiba (Assassin) isn't fazed by the Emperor's words
Your titles and social status mean nothing, because as long as you're in the Saber class, you're nothing but another cancer cell that I must remove from this universe's body!
Now stop being annoying and accept your utter defeat, Red!
>>7501044
>>7500959
The Saber's been removed from the game? That means I have no reason to paticipate! Skip this entry!
Your waifu is shit.
>>7501005
But you have to know you're dreaming. And I meant it's boring for me when I have to be awake while everyone else isn't.
>>7500985
Can I whip you Nero?
>>7501044
Aye, verily, this shaltdo well!
>>7501060
Well, of course you could figure out that your dreaming, but that doesn't mean you still can't experience something you haven't before in a dream. If everyone else is sleeping maybe you should join them too, even if it's just a small nap.
Let's go
>>7501009
Raidriar the god king
>>7501072
I'll take what little you've already gotten for myself.
>>7501072
Waiting it is then.
>f kagura
>f eggman-kun
>f cagliostro
A night of peace and mostly group events
It's everyone's favourite event!
>>7501093
I thank you for your kindness. I heard the rain is about to start soon, so your help is very appreciated.
>>7501100
Aaaah. More time to nap then.
>>7501100
Only my favorite when I'm not involved
>f sen
>f kys lenny 5
>f escortta man
>f tiny snek
>f beanie bagetta man
>f kys lenny
>f yukine
>>7501100
Foolish Nekomata! Thou've made a mistake most dire in opposing one such as I!
>>7501071
I don't want to join them in sleeping. I'm not tired! And I'm not a baby!
>>7501051
>Nero eyes her restraints. and then stares at this mysterious (Not)Seibah intently.
Ohhh? I am cancer then? I bring to you all of the finest gifts this Earth has to offer, bring about bountiful harvests for all to eat and then some, bring forth the world's finest infrastructure and place it all most elegantly so that any citizen, even filthy harlots such as yourself, may have access to them?
Yet, I am the boil on the skin of this wonderful paradise's confines?
Then, I suppose you are questioning my prowess as this fair land's leader?
You shall release me so that we may battle to the death, with the stakes of this bout being Roma, but most importantly, my belongings including my wine cellar, not that I expected you to own anything that would be worth taking!
>Roma summons her red, contorted blade and wildly waves it over her head, her hands still cuffed.
Let us test your venomous words how the Gods did! Through righteous battle!
>f camieux
>f albert
>f snow white
>f avenger
>f vore
The bigger they come...
>>7501061
Out of the equation, citizen!
The leader whips, not the other way around!
Time to feast!
>I'll never have good arrpee
>>7501168
Egads-!
>>7501171
do what kamina does and samefag with himself
look at his gud fate arr pee
>f masketta man
>f mononobe no futo
>f cirno
>f fujiwara no mokou
>f katarina
>>7501173
So are all 2hus having their periods right now or
>>7501168
You didn't touch my food, right Cirno?
>tfw the saber rp is more interesting then the game
>>7501178
It feels restricting knowing that due to my rp I can't pick up characters I actually want because I'll ruin them so I have to find something simple just for hopes that people will talk to me.
>>7501126
You keep talking, but the only thing I hear is "Please Mysterious Heroine X prove that you're the best Saber and the only one that should be allowed to hold that title by ending my existence that's a constant threat to even my own citizens!" Yes, that's all I hear, Red!
>Out of nowhere a holy sword appears in the right hand of Siba (Assassin), which is closely followed by a slightly different, holy sword that manifests in her other hand, so now Seiba (Assassin) has two (2) (二) holy swords ready
This is Secretcaliburd, and its sister sword, Secretcaliburd 2.0 Jet Black edition!
>>7501190
period bleedings don't come out the mouth
>f xiao
Skipped some peace, winner next slide
>>7501202
Secretcalibur! Damn, the enemy Saber confused me with their stupidity!
>>7501212
SHIELDER
>>7501212
KYS LENNY 2
boom
>>7501212
BEERU- FUCK
Congratulations!
>>7501227
THE UNDERDOG!
Thanks for playing
>>7501190
>Do people only ever look at the thumbnails?
>>7501230
Well, then...congratulations...object! And thou hast mine thanks, Sir Len!
>>7501234
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7501234
Thanks for hosting
>Mokou