[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Hunger Games Thread "Don't Lose Your Way" Edition

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 372
Thread images: 251

File: アーシュラ先生[04053].jpg (148KB, 334x420px) Image search: [Google]
アーシュラ先生[04053].jpg
148KB, 334x420px
Hunger Games Thread

"Don't Lose Your Way" Edition
>>
File: IMG_0183.jpg (22KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0183.jpg
22KB, 240x240px
>>7497451
Pig here
>>
>>7497451
Bane?
>>
>>7497484

HG always belongs obnoxiously on page 1.

This is so we get as many eyes on our threads as possible.

This leads to newfags.
>>
File: (169).jpg (73KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(169).jpg
73KB, 1280x720px
>>7497431
>well i've never seen ursula and secretary-chan in the same room so
>illuminati confirmed???
>>7497499
A-And that is...?
>>
First 24
>>
>>7497506
Personally I came here from /b/ after someone mentioned that /trash/ had HG
I didn't mind the rp and got into it somewhat and it's pretty cozy to me now desu
>>
I miss Russian Junko Enoshima
>>
>>7497525
Baited
>>
Hoshi!
>>
Asuka!
>>
Funabori ava when
>>
Ursula!
>>
>>7497561
who
>>
Hoshii!
>>
ASSHOLE CHAN!
>>
File: vlcsnap-2016-04-25-23h20m18s236.png (841KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
vlcsnap-2016-04-25-23h20m18s236.png
841KB, 1280x720px
Subaru!
>>
>>7497572
>ramsay
>>
>>7497520
Oh, you wouldn't want me to tell you. You'd just sweat even more.
>>
>>7497573
>kissus tummy
>>
>>7497567
http://d-frag.wikia.com/wiki/Funabori
>>
File: Mae (48).png (274KB, 599x504px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (48).png
274KB, 599x504px
Anyone sane!
>>
Can we get to the HG Sim!
>>
POOOOOOSEEEIIIIIIDOOOOON!
>>
>>7497589
>kissu
>>
File: g.png (68KB, 256x280px) Image search: [Google]
g.png
68KB, 256x280px
DONKEY!
>>
File: Scary.png (107KB, 618x497px) Image search: [Google]
Scary.png
107KB, 618x497px
>>7497583
...
What do you think you're doing?
>>
>>7497591
t. odysseus
>>
Junko Enoshima!
>is a kiddie diddler!
>>
File: 1463798232713.jpg (127KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1463798232713.jpg
127KB, 1280x720px
>>7497576
I'm not sweating! Just tell me!
>>
>>7497529
Are you from the /b/ hg group?
>>
>>7497622
I was originally
>>
>>7497608
kek
>>
>>7497610
Fine.
You have a crush on him, and he doesn't realise it.
Not blaming you, he looks like a model.
>>
File: KineMainFolder0217.gif (310KB, 177x150px) Image search: [Google]
KineMainFolder0217.gif
310KB, 177x150px
I'm lost, do you know where to go to leave?
>>7497608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhTSJZaE5M
>>
>>7497608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhTSJZaE5M
>>
File: Mae (11).jpg (12KB, 500x253px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (11).jpg
12KB, 500x253px
>>7497595
I'm flattered, but at the same time repulsed.
>>
>>7497599
I'm glad someone did this.
>>
File: 1463865781757.png (12KB, 259x224px) Image search: [Google]
1463865781757.png
12KB, 259x224px
>>7497654
>she clutches her heart
Ack! Hearing it out loud hurts more than I thought...!
>she sighs
But you're right...he barely notices my existence!
>>7497660
If I knew, I wouldn't be here right now!
>>
I'm vegan.
>>
>>7497707
kys
>>
File: (57).png (329KB, 542x749px) Image search: [Google]
(57).png
329KB, 542x749px
>>7497573
My oh my! What do I spy with my one eye?
>>7497589
I don't mean to tot my own horn but ahem.
>>7497590
In a second sir. Just let me finish off the last of this cake and I'll begin.
>And for my Internet's connection to stop being so spotty.
>>
>anon shoots himself

good rp
>>
>>7497716
Squigly is best gril
>huggu
>>
File: Mae (3).gif (281KB, 500x524px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (3).gif
281KB, 500x524px
>>7497716
>Mae eyes Squigly's appearance.
...Yeah, you don't really look sane. In fact you like kinda...dead
>>
File: KineMainFolder0188.gif (943KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]
KineMainFolder0188.gif
943KB, 500x600px
>>7497717
>anon wakes up after shooting himself on his bed
>he's freaking out thinking he killed himself
>he looks around and notices every single thing in his room is out of place by only a tiny bit
>>
Hello?
>>
>>7497688
Oh, really? You should try catching his attention. What have you tried already?

>considering picking him up some time, he seems to be the only one not taken, Might watch the show soon
>>
>>7497745
It's me.
>>
>>7497745
Goodbye anon.
>>
File: (127).png (171KB, 480x960px) Image search: [Google]
(127).png
171KB, 480x960px
>>7497725
>She lets out a tiny squeak at the sudden embrace, trying to awkwardly return the favor.
I'm hardly the best but thank you.
>>7497728
I'll have you know being dead did not affect my mental state, miss.
>>
File: (25).png (418KB, 1000x989px) Image search: [Google]
(25).png
418KB, 1000x989px
I believe this is as good it will get. Ahem. Your attention please. I shall be your host for this early morning. 24 ladies and gentlemen please.
>>
File: Mae (16).jpg (51KB, 500x605px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (16).jpg
51KB, 500x605px
>>7497745
Wuzzup.

>>7497757
Okay, so you are actually dead. That's...just great. First I kill that one guy twice and he comes back from the dead twice, now I'm staring at a zombie, probably. Tell me, how soon until you eat my flesh?

>>7497768
Mae Borowski
>>
File: entry.jpg (12KB, 210x240px) Image search: [Google]
entry.jpg
12KB, 210x240px
>>7497768
Ash Crimson
>>
>>7497768
Kotarou Tennouji
>>
File: Bakithegrappler.jpg (185KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
Bakithegrappler.jpg
185KB, 1024x768px
>>7497768
Kid Baki
>>
File: ネロ・カオス (entry 3).png (18KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]
ネロ・カオス (entry 3).png
18KB, 150x150px
>>7497768
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>
File: IMG_4926.png (314KB, 1300x2012px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_4926.png
314KB, 1300x2012px
>>7497768
Super Hungry Tyuule
>>
File: 2.png (295KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
2.png
295KB, 500x500px
>>7497768
Luluco
>>
File: rubick59.png (21KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]
rubick59.png
21KB, 350x350px
>>7497768
Rubick
>>
File: Defying physics since 1776.jpg (358KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]
Defying physics since 1776.jpg
358KB, 700x700px
>>7497768
Alfred Jones
>>
File: Entry4.png (47KB, 410x410px) Image search: [Google]
Entry4.png
47KB, 410x410px
>>7497768
Kurumi
>>
File: _HdQZ3pL.jpg (12KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]
_HdQZ3pL.jpg
12KB, 256x256px
>>7497768
Catatafish
>>
File: 35494396_p0.png (583KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]
35494396_p0.png
583KB, 900x900px
>>7497768
Senshougahara
>>
>>7497768
Uriko Nonomura
>>
File: IMG_3653.png (85KB, 255x325px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3653.png
85KB, 255x325px
>>7497768
God
>>
File: 1485022367825.jpg (16KB, 338x338px) Image search: [Google]
1485022367825.jpg
16KB, 338x338px
>>7497768
Jason Alexander
>>
File: レン (entry 2).png (19KB, 150x150px) Image search: [Google]
レン (entry 2).png
19KB, 150x150px
>>7497768
Len
>>
File: Club prez-chan ~10~.png (483KB, 1097x665px) Image search: [Google]
Club prez-chan ~10~.png
483KB, 1097x665px
>>7497768
Mao
>>
File: ayako-hamada-4.jpg (79KB, 450x457px) Image search: [Google]
ayako-hamada-4.jpg
79KB, 450x457px
>>7497768
Hamada
>>
File: ![Entry] Reigen.jpg (11KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]
![Entry] Reigen.jpg
11KB, 184x184px
>>7497768
Reigen Arataka
>>
File: KatarinaFE12.png (5KB, 84x100px) Image search: [Google]
KatarinaFE12.png
5KB, 84x100px
>>7497768
Katarina
>>
>>7497768
Double D and Ed
>>
File: A tiny Yotsuba.png (9KB, 162x87px) Image search: [Google]
A tiny Yotsuba.png
9KB, 162x87px
>>7497768
Yotsuba
>>
>>7497768
Johnny and Plank
>>
File: (143).png (129KB, 640x790px) Image search: [Google]
(143).png
129KB, 640x790px
>>7497777
I'll assure you it's not great. As for your question, as soon as the sun goes out. You are right to be wary but I promise I will do nothing of the sort.
>>
File: Qt snek (2).jpg (52KB, 233x402px) Image search: [Google]
Qt snek (2).jpg
52KB, 233x402px
>>7497768
Tiny snek
>>
>>7497768
Suz
>>
File: hqdefault (2).jpg (38KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
hqdefault (2).jpg
38KB, 480x360px
>>7497768
Cirno
>>
File: (131).jpg (82KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(131).jpg
82KB, 1280x720px
>>7497747
Um...well...I've...looked at him and sighed longingly?
>he is taken, but hasn't been used in a while, i think the only ones who aren't taken are luluco's dad, over justice, secretary-chan and the villain whose name i can't remember
>>
File: 1.png (563KB, 1416x1062px) Image search: [Google]
1.png
563KB, 1416x1062px
Righto! Is everyone ready then?
>>
File: Mae (12).jpg (57KB, 488x750px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (12).jpg
57KB, 488x750px
>>7497840
Yeah, until the sun sets and you start chomping on my brains. What time is it? I need to know when to break out the bat.
>>
>>7497757
>he releases her and steps back.
I'd have to disagree with you on that. Beautiful, and you're the perfect waifu material.
>>
File: 1484773618744.png (115KB, 308x314px) Image search: [Google]
1484773618744.png
115KB, 308x314px
>>7497768
Rantaro Amami
>>
>>7497850
>>7497814
Give her this spot.
>>7497858
>>
File: Yotsuba[89].png (79KB, 301x226px) Image search: [Google]
Yotsuba[89].png
79KB, 301x226px
>>7497858
>rushes out the door
>>
File: Ash.Crimson.full.1034006.jpg (735KB, 1500x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Ash.Crimson.full.1034006.jpg
735KB, 1500x1200px
>>7497858
>>7497865
Go ahead and swap, I'd rather not catch fleas from my district partner.
>>
File: Katarina_FE13_DLC_Artwork.png (3MB, 1730x2565px) Image search: [Google]
Katarina_FE13_DLC_Artwork.png
3MB, 1730x2565px
>>7497858
If you'd be so kind.
>>7497829
>>7497865
>>
>>7497869
Good choice, you know how to pick your winners.
>>
File: AutismCat0.jpg (64KB, 417x415px) Image search: [Google]
AutismCat0.jpg
64KB, 417x415px
>>7497768
Nyuu
>>
Vali Lucifer Ava when
>>
File: 1485516503973.png (693KB, 1050x1400px) Image search: [Google]
1485516503973.png
693KB, 1050x1400px
>>7497872
What happened? I thought you liked doing these kinds of activities?

>>7497873
It's an honor, but do you think I can live up to it? I'm not knight in shining armor.
>>
File: (39).png (10KB, 266x411px) Image search: [Google]
(39).png
10KB, 266x411px
>>7497872
>>7497869
Your requests have been completed. This match will start soon.
>>
File: Mae (27).jpg (19KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (27).jpg
19KB, 300x400px
>>7497872
How...charming.

Also, I got vaccinated for fleas, thank you.
>>
File: IMG_3113.jpg (277KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3113.jpg
277KB, 1280x720px
>>7497887
>>7497785
If I am not too late, please give this girl my spot.
>>7497858
>>
File: Katarina.png (310KB, 411x940px) Image search: [Google]
Katarina.png
310KB, 411x940px
>>7497891
Just do your best, that'll be enough. Good luck!
>>
File: 1448508522040.png (382KB, 924x1674px) Image search: [Google]
1448508522040.png
382KB, 924x1674px
Good night, everyone.
>>
>>7497916
G'night Mirai.
>>
File: 61186462_p3_master1200.jpg (481KB, 901x1200px) Image search: [Google]
61186462_p3_master1200.jpg
481KB, 901x1200px
>>7497911
I'll do whatever I can to win, even though I believe you're still in as well. For Ash's sake I'll have to kill you if we meet.

>>7497916
Good night.
>>
>>7497916
>>7497916
>>7497916
>>
File: 210109b.jpg (318KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
210109b.jpg
318KB, 500x500px
>>7497891
I do, trust me I really do. But I wouldn't want to destroy everyone's moral by winning all the time! It's good to let these guys think they have a chance. You, however will be my sponsor for this game, so don't disappoint!

>>7497900
Fleas,ticks, or worms. It doesn't really matter mangy housecat. You're filth.
>>
>>7497916
>kiss
Goodnight hun
>ur bf
>>
>>7497855
And how did he react?
Maybe he thinks of you as just a partner. You should ask him to do something with you outside of your 'work'.

>Oh, can't recall seeing him, well I'm going to watch it anyways. Might as well could have made screencaps after.
>>
>>7497916
Goodnight, cutest.
>>
File: 2.png (572KB, 1416x2304px) Image search: [Google]
2.png
572KB, 1416x2304px
These connections will be the death of me. Wait I mean, oh you know what I mean.
>>
File: 41228761_p0.png (2MB, 1400x2000px) Image search: [Google]
41228761_p0.png
2MB, 1400x2000px
>>7497925
It wouldn't be reasonable to assume otherwise. Good luck, anyways, sire.
>>
File: 000Emo_Police313.png (508KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]
000Emo_Police313.png
508KB, 800x1000px
>>7497930
For your sake I will, but...we can't say for sure what will happen. Something, or someone, might distract me from what I need to do. You also have selfish people that won't let you work in peace, and they might just find themselves hanging around me for whatever reason.

>>7497951
Let's never do this again.
>>
File: Damn.jpg (72KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
Damn.jpg
72KB, 800x600px
>>7497951
>>
File: Kurumi425.jpg (325KB, 900x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Kurumi425.jpg
325KB, 900x1024px
>>7497951
>She picks the whole thing up overhead and carries it away, snickering to herself.
>>
File: tiny snek.jpg (245KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]
tiny snek.jpg
245KB, 707x1000px
>>7497951
>>
File: Rubick46.jpg (440KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Rubick46.jpg
440KB, 1920x1080px
>>7497951
Don't worry, my countrymen. This outrage will not be forgotten.
>>
>>7497967
I-I'm sorry
I guess my spot was cursed
>God
>>
File: 3.png (463KB, 742x2038px) Image search: [Google]
3.png
463KB, 742x2038px
>>7497951
After what was an eventful beginning, it looks as though you are avoiding a fight.
>>
>>7497984
Yeah, that must be it!
You could have told me before I took it!
>>
File: Kurumi405.jpg (857KB, 1001x1200px) Image search: [Google]
Kurumi405.jpg
857KB, 1001x1200px
>>7497987
You'll have to try harder than that! Kahahaha!
>>
File: 1484247744496.png (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1484247744496.png
2MB, 1280x720px
>>7497987
And you killed the man that told this to you, correct?
>>
File: (31).jpg (135KB, 850x1247px) Image search: [Google]
(31).jpg
135KB, 850x1247px
>>7497859
Oh dear. It seems it will be hard to convince you that I am not that way. As for the time, it is a little under fifteen minutes until two in the morning.
>>7497860
>If a zombie could blush, she would be red all over.
You are too kind, sir. I wouldn't make a good wife. Not anymore.
>>
File: 1461201757326.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
1461201757326.gif
2MB, 500x281px
>>7497951
Don't mess this up, Luluco!
>>7497934
Same reaction as usual, which is...none at all. And I could never do that! It would be way too embarrassing...
>yeah he didn't rp much, maybe if you ask him he could give you his folder?
>>
File: 45652083_p13.jpg (123KB, 348x469px) Image search: [Google]
45652083_p13.jpg
123KB, 348x469px
>>7497964
Ah, but the challenge is what makes it all the more exciting, I'm sure you'll do well! If you impress me well enough, I might even give you some of my cake!
>>
File: America at his finest!.jpg (334KB, 850x838px) Image search: [Google]
America at his finest!.jpg
334KB, 850x838px
>>7497951
Guns. Nukes. A ton of soldiers. Britney Spears. You think I'm going to fortify my city?
Nah, man. We're fortifying the goddamn NATION. Guns! More guns, holy crap! Two guns for every baby! Two guns FOR your baby! Our defense plan can't possibly fail!
>>7497987
B-But this horse was my favorite horse out of all of the bunch... I forgot her name, but she was my favorite.
When I get the chance to, I'm going to make you step on a Lego brick. The worst of punishments for the worst of crimes.
>>
File: 4.png (448KB, 820x1712px) Image search: [Google]
4.png
448KB, 820x1712px
>>7497987
There's nothing stronger than some good teamwork.
>>
File: 1461192097481.png (539KB, 768x1200px) Image search: [Google]
1461192097481.png
539KB, 768x1200px
>>7497987
A Space Patrol officer must know how to handle all kinds of weapons!
>>
File: 1484832434710.jpg (354KB, 700x600px) Image search: [Google]
1484832434710.jpg
354KB, 700x600px
>>7498004
While I do love cake, I don't believe that's enough encouragement, but who needs that anyways? I'm doing this for reasons that surpass cake. Winning for your sake would be killing two birds with one stone.

>>7498011
It's no cake, but rabbit meat tastes surprisingly good!
>>
>>7498003
None at all? Are you sure he's a human?
How about you just ask him to watch a movie with you? That's not so embarrassing, just say it's 'really cool'.
>Will consider after finishing, am watching EP 01 now
>>
File: 5.png (396KB, 774x1382px) Image search: [Google]
5.png
396KB, 774x1382px
>>7498011
Just because someone made a mistake doesn't mean they should die.
>>
>>7498011
Awww! What a party pooper I was just starting to jave some fun.
>>
File: You cant be serious.png (424KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
You cant be serious.png
424KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498028
You can't look at me like that and not expect me to not want to fight! Show me what you're made of!
>>
File: Kurumi439.png (476KB, 750x745px) Image search: [Google]
Kurumi439.png
476KB, 750x745px
>>7498011
Aww....
>>7498028
Huuh?
>She glances down at herself.
What was that supposed to be?
>>
File: Rubick89.jpg (205KB, 699x699px) Image search: [Google]
Rubick89.jpg
205KB, 699x699px
>>7498028
Hanging would be such a drab way to die. There's no magic involved in it. You have my deepest respects, comrades.
>>
File: 6.png (363KB, 670x1879px) Image search: [Google]
6.png
363KB, 670x1879px
>>7498028
I have noticed most of the causalities have been because of bodies at work. Maybe this will be the turning point?
>>
File: 60986863_p1_master1200.jpg (639KB, 1200x1069px) Image search: [Google]
60986863_p1_master1200.jpg
639KB, 1200x1069px
>>7498052
I wouldn't count on it. I don't socialize with those kinds of people.
>>
>>7498028
Thanks, guys! I swear that you won't regret any of it!
...Why did they release me, though? I'd say it's because of my dashing good looks, but it can't be that. They'd probably capture me again if I even implied that. I guess we'll never know!
>>7498052
...Oh, God, I need to learn to not be trigger happy all the time. You alright? Not going to bleed out or anything? It was an honest mistake, man, I didn't mean it!
>>
>>7498000
>he raises an eyebrow at her curiously.
Why? Because you're undead?
>he motions towards Leviathan.
Because you've got a Parasite going through your head?
>he snorts dismissively, taking a glance at his watch.
I'm not sure why you think you wouldn't be a good wife. I don't see anything negative about you. You're unique because of these attributes. You embrace them, something I see as beautiful.
>he looks directly into her eyes, seemingly staring into her soul.
You are you. That is why you are perfect.
>>
File: 211009.jpg (102KB, 350x500px) Image search: [Google]
211009.jpg
102KB, 350x500px
>>7498025
Fine by me, I just want to see what's under that nice persona of yours, infact I don't think I'v seen you take a life before. So that would be a nice show, while I finish my sachertorte.
>>
File: 7.png (303KB, 736x1222px) Image search: [Google]
7.png
303KB, 736x1222px
>>7498052
Excuse me ladies. May I ask what you are looking at?
>>7497916
A little late but have a pleasant slumber.
>>
>>7498062
>The Grand Magus picks himself up from the ground and dusts himself off, his expression hidden under his mask.

I don't blame you, the fog out here is too intense for those who do not possess the power to see beyond it.
>>
File: (89).jpg (82KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(89).jpg
82KB, 1280x720px
>>7498027
Actually...he's not. And that's not too bad of an idea! I might do it next time I see him. Thanks, stranger!
>sounds like a plan to me. hope you enjoy it!
>>7498052
J-Jesus...
>>
File: wellwhatisit.jpg (125KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]
wellwhatisit.jpg
125KB, 1366x768px
>>7498076
Even a magus can screw up sometimes.
>>
File: tumblr_o8h6t5Nhlj1u3ovuio1_1280.jpg (172KB, 720x811px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o8h6t5Nhlj1u3ovuio1_1280.jpg
172KB, 720x811px
>HG hasnt become RP yet
2 bad
>>
>>7498067
>>7498027
You know we're dying when RPing as anonymous becomes a thing.
>>
File: AutismCat92.jpg (124KB, 743x883px) Image search: [Google]
AutismCat92.jpg
124KB, 743x883px
>>7497901
Nyuu.
>>
File: 8.png (302KB, 738x1748px) Image search: [Google]
8.png
302KB, 738x1748px
>>7498071
Oh dear. Please stay indoors, ladies and gentlemen. The weather is just awful today.
>>
>>7498088
I-Im too tired to get on my computer right now
It has all of my images
S-sorry
>>
File: 60997997_p0_master1200.jpg (91KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
60997997_p0_master1200.jpg
91KB, 540x540px
>>7498068
You'll be in for a disappointment if you expect me to show anything this soon. Imagine how you'd feel if a girl came onto you after you looked her in the eyes for the first time. There's no fun in that.

>>7498071
I'll remember your faces.
>>
File: comet-falling.jpg (46KB, 700x484px) Image search: [Google]
comet-falling.jpg
46KB, 700x484px
>A comet is sighted crashing towards the thread
>>
File: Cut the shot.jpg (314KB, 800x536px) Image search: [Google]
Cut the shot.jpg
314KB, 800x536px
>>7498071
...Hm... No, he doesn't look like a bad person in my eyes. A bit strange, yeah, but nothing too worrying. Let the man go home!
>>7498076
>>7498081
Gosh, the fog's so thick I can barely even see you. I'm going to get some glasses, I think these ones aren't working.
Still, I'd like to make an apology. Even a hero messes up sometimes, and he has to at least TRY to make up for it, right?
>>
File: Sorry.png (241KB, 391x543px) Image search: [Google]
Sorry.png
241KB, 391x543px
>>7498087
What's RP? Is it short for Rap?
Cause if so, I'd love to have a few rap battles with you guys!
>>
>>7498087
We're focussing on something we're relatively decent at
>>
File: 1485081699844.jpg (91KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]
1485081699844.jpg
91KB, 800x600px
>>7498095
Looks like I've wasted your spot, Ash. You should have let me take the knight's instead.
>>
File: youdaman.jpg (693KB, 1600x2469px) Image search: [Google]
youdaman.jpg
693KB, 1600x2469px
>>7498095
>>7498104
Your body made an ample shield. I will mark your grave in remembrance.
>>
File: 9.png (191KB, 694x912px) Image search: [Google]
9.png
191KB, 694x912px
>>7498095
Please tell me you ended him sooner than later.
>>
File: 16378045_p0.jpg (139KB, 650x848px) Image search: [Google]
16378045_p0.jpg
139KB, 650x848px
>>7498062
>>7498028
Don't worry about it, you'll see in time, just go.
>>7498052
Marth...
>>
File: Lithisto892.jpg (17KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]
Lithisto892.jpg
17KB, 255x255px
>>7498106
*punches it*
>>
File: Urotsuki.jpg (130KB, 571x800px) Image search: [Google]
Urotsuki.jpg
130KB, 571x800px
>>7498108
>>7498111
>Unzips chainsaw
>>
File: UHHHHH.png (326KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
UHHHHH.png
326KB, 720x543px
>>7498106
That's really pretty.
Wait, do they usually get bigger like that?
>>
>>7498100
I don't know which one you are, but either way it's like you're from ERP. I never thought I'd say this, but it actually gets cringy when there's no ava involved.
>>
File: (90).jpg (56KB, 449x559px) Image search: [Google]
(90).jpg
56KB, 449x559px
>>7498067
>The zombie shyly look onto the ground, seemingly speechless. It takes a few more seconds for her thoughts to catch up.
You are just too kind sir. But I feel like these qualities of mine will just become a burden for something like that.
>>7498106
What in the world is that?!
>>
File: 61165175_p0.png (2MB, 1451x800px) Image search: [Google]
61165175_p0.png
2MB, 1451x800px
>>7498116
Don't worry about that. It's not like I can complain about what you do with my body. I'll be too dead for that.
>>
>>7498124
*unzips thirst*

-Gary
>>
File: Kurumi103.jpg (2MB, 1748x2480px) Image search: [Google]
Kurumi103.jpg
2MB, 1748x2480px
>>7498052
How boring, how boring!
>>7498106
>She clearly isn't concerned.
>>
File: 1471646747101.jpg (64KB, 322x276px) Image search: [Google]
1471646747101.jpg
64KB, 322x276px
>>7498124
>>
>>7498124
Ah! How did you do that!? Is that even physically possible?
>>
File: what.jpg (62KB, 816x979px) Image search: [Google]
what.jpg
62KB, 816x979px
>>7498107
>>7498121
>Rubick kneels over, clutching the wound on his stomach

Your first attack was no accident, was it, fiend?
>>
File: 31590547_p1_master1200.jpg (225KB, 567x567px) Image search: [Google]
31590547_p1_master1200.jpg
225KB, 567x567px
>>7498104
>>7498114
Ahaha~ You're a tough puzzle to crack, but I'll find a way. I always do. Now how about that cake?
>>
>>7498126
Im just rping right now for practice
I gotta get my rp skills up
>>
File: 10.png (187KB, 730x782px) Image search: [Google]
10.png
187KB, 730x782px
>>7498121
It is evident you guys don;t know the word ceasefire.
>>
I cannot stand the sight of you. We get it, you like piss. Holy shit you do not have to fucking remind everyone us every other sentence. Right when I think you're redeemable you do something so incredibly stupid that I cannot even fathom how mankind has allowed itself to sink this far. When your sole personality trait is "PISS ON ME YIFF YIFF" you should be having second thoughts.
>>
File: AutismCat122.jpg (84KB, 1080x607px) Image search: [Google]
AutismCat122.jpg
84KB, 1080x607px
>>7498160
>>
File: tumblr_nr1y6qvMOs1qhcn8uo1_1280.png (413KB, 721x569px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_nr1y6qvMOs1qhcn8uo1_1280.png
413KB, 721x569px
>>7498140
>>7498143
>>7498150
>Teleports behind you.
>Notices your bulge
OwO
What's this?
Ok sorry I'm gonna stop shitposting, you guys have fun.
>>
File: Mae (44).png (49KB, 500x642px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (44).png
49KB, 500x642px
>Went to shower and forgot I was RPing, whoops.

>>7497930
And you're a total condescending bitch. What of it?

>>7498008
Oh no, not Lego bricks. A fate worse than death, surely.

>>7498011
Now we're talking. Drink up.

>>7498071
Are you surprised cats can't swim?
>>
>>7498088
I can't show my face.
>>7498079
No problem, wishing you the best of luck.

>watched EP 1 and 2, mfw assumptions were all true
>also, the amount of cuteness and absurdity is hard to take in, hope it will grow on me
>>
>>7498164
That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.
>>
File: 11.png (79KB, 621x418px) Image search: [Google]
11.png
79KB, 621x418px
>>7498160
I was certain that I had put her gender right.
>>
>>7498178
>kills
>>
File: 1483140704160.png (303KB, 500x736px) Image search: [Google]
1483140704160.png
303KB, 500x736px
>>7498152
No thanks. I didn't win. so I don't deserve cake. I'll get sloppy if I spoil myself when I don't deserve it.
>>
File: I think I'm coming down.png (241KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
I think I'm coming down.png
241KB, 720x543px
>>7498179
Okay....
Thanks?
>mutters under his breath
This girl is seriously crazy...
>>
File: He's in the hole.jpg (659KB, 2100x1080px) Image search: [Google]
He's in the hole.jpg
659KB, 2100x1080px
>>7498121
THIS GODDAMN FOG IS MESSING WITH ME. My glasses must be really faulty, because I was SURE it was someone else instead of him! Now I have to make two apologies...
>>7498122
Is it... A prophecy thing? Oh, man, I'm not one for these, but I'll run just in case! I'll do it for you, miss!
>>7498185
...
Oh, that's what it was for. Alrighty, then!
>>7498151
>Alfred's color drains from his face. He didn't see this coming at all.
I-It was the fog, I swear! I'll get you to the ambulance... Healers... Whatever they are here, and we'll patch you up! No amounts of apologies will fix this, but I have to try!
>>7498181
Have you ever stepped on a Lego brick before? You don't want to press on when Lego is involved, believe me.
You're stepping on thin ice here, yo.
>>
>>7498183
Thanks for telling us who you're going to RP next Ramsay.
>>
>>7498211
No problem
>>
File: 1472738028459.jpg (35KB, 643x480px) Image search: [Google]
1472738028459.jpg
35KB, 643x480px
>>7498211
Not him, but I'm pretty shit with names. I've heard of Ramsay, but who did he play?
>>
File: Mae (18).png (126KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (18).png
126KB, 500x500px
>>7498209
Have you ever tasted the broad end of a bat before?
>>
Kill yourself aussa
>>
File: 12.png (79KB, 603x420px) Image search: [Google]
12.png
79KB, 603x420px
>>7498185
It hurts to even read it. I can't imagine going through it.
>>
File: 211121.jpg (53KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
211121.jpg
53KB, 400x400px
>>7498181
I'v heard worse, mon amie...Careful with that mouth of yours though, someone might call animal control to haul you away!

>>7498196
Suit yourself, I mean this is no ordinary cake, mind you. It's like heaven in every bite!...So humble, that's pretty rare now a days.
>>
File: 13.png (32KB, 364x270px) Image search: [Google]
13.png
32KB, 364x270px
>>7498233
Sometimes it is not who comes out on top the most but who strikes last. Well done sir!
>>
File: 14.png (561KB, 1416x1062px) Image search: [Google]
14.png
561KB, 1416x1062px
>>7498242
I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
>>
File: Hamada's a babe (4).jpg (121KB, 433x650px) Image search: [Google]
Hamada's a babe (4).jpg
121KB, 433x650px
>>7498242
Oh shit, Hamada won. Babe won, done folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl2-Ive0DUU
>>
File: Kurumi66.png (1MB, 950x1401px) Image search: [Google]
Kurumi66.png
1MB, 950x1401px
>>7498247
Blegh...congraaats...and thaaanks. I guess.
>>
File: For freedom purposes.jpg (64KB, 600x500px) Image search: [Google]
For freedom purposes.jpg
64KB, 600x500px
>>7498227
Yes. It tastes disgusting, and I seriously wish I reconsidered my life choices before doing that.
Why do you ask?
>>7498247
Good job! Thanks for hosting, dude!
>>
File: 1461556156962.png (1MB, 1329x1872px) Image search: [Google]
1461556156962.png
1MB, 1329x1872px
>>7498242
>>7498247
Congrats, Hamada!
Thank you for hosting!
>>
>>7498247
>thanks for hosting
>>
>>7498199
Just kidding.
>Rev chainsaw at rap dog.
>>
>>7498131
>he frowns in a dissatisfied manner.
And I believe the opposite. Why? Because no matter how the world looks at me, I keep moving on. You do the same do you not? If someone thinks lowly of you, do you try to change yourself to be what they want you to be?
>he questioned with a frown, poking her in the forehead.
No!
>he declares loudly, throwing his arms out to his sides.
You stay true to yourself and never change! The opinions of others do not matter in the end. If they think you are ugly, let them. We both know they are wrong.
>he looks down at the ground for a few seconds and takes a deep breath.
You may be right, butt you may be wrong. You will never know though until you try.
>>
>>7498247
Thanks for hosting, congratulations!
>>
File: Im not suspicious.png (451KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Im not suspicious.png
451KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498237
I'm not looking for heaven, Ash-kun.
I'm looking for something else. Something you wouldn't believe even if you saw it. It's the farthest thing from heaven, and it's my job to deal with it once I've located it. For your safety and the safety of everyone else.

>>7498247
You did a fine job, Hostess. Thank you for your hard work!
>>
>>7498226
Perri
Asshole-chan
Sheamus
Suu
Misunderstood Austrian
>>
File: IMG_3112.jpg (55KB, 540x540px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3112.jpg
55KB, 540x540px
>>7498247
Congratulations Hamada.
Thank you for hosting Garnet.
>>
File: Mae (5).jpg (43KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (5).jpg
43KB, 500x500px
>>7498237
They're gonna see a talking, five foot tall, twenty year old cat and freak out. That's all that's gonna happen. Besides, though: where the hell are you gonna find animal control in a place like this?

>>7498242
Congrats.

>>7498247
Thanks.

>>7498264
You try to hurt me, you relive that memory. Sounds like a fair deal, right?
>>
File: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png (318KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png
318KB, 720x543px
>>7498273
L-let's not get too hasty here! Can't we settle this in a more peaceful manner?
>>
File: AutismCat88.jpg (90KB, 643x448px) Image search: [Google]
AutismCat88.jpg
90KB, 643x448px
>>7498187
Nyuu?
>>7498247
Congratulation!
>claps ecstatically
>>
File: 18821219_p0.jpg (156KB, 600x816px) Image search: [Google]
18821219_p0.jpg
156KB, 600x816px
>>7498242
Congratulations.

We are in your debt, madame.
>>
File: tumblr_oac4n9mDkQ1u3ovuio1_400.png (13KB, 303x339px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_oac4n9mDkQ1u3ovuio1_400.png
13KB, 303x339px
>>7498294
Like a rhythm match?
I've got a chainsaw and I'm down to party. I've got no rhythm and, DAMN am I tired.
>>
>>7498305
>Attemps anal on.
>>
File: What're you looking at.jpg (63KB, 683x600px) Image search: [Google]
What're you looking at.jpg
63KB, 683x600px
>>7498293
Hey, you were the one that killed my horse. It's personal. Still, it's a fair deal...
Okay, let me just ask a question really quick. Does it count if I throw the Lego brick by accident?
>>
>>7498273
>>7498318
What the fuck is with you shitposters and stealing Chen's avas
>>
>>7464884
>>7464884
>>7464884
>>
File: 220710.jpg (156KB, 500x430px) Image search: [Google]
220710.jpg
156KB, 500x430px
>>7498280
Don't waste your time worrying about me, because whatever it is. I'm sure it's cakewalk for me. As for the rest of these people, why? It's not like you owe them anything.

>>7498293
Twenty years old eh? My my I didn't know I was speaking to a senior citizen.
>>
>>7498327
what if it's chen tho
>>
File: tumblr_o1moyzbhmw1teeyxho1_400.jpg (51KB, 300x500px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o1moyzbhmw1teeyxho1_400.jpg
51KB, 300x500px
>>7498327
>>7498336
Yeah, what if.
>>
File: WAIT NO STOP.png (407KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
WAIT NO STOP.png
407KB, 720x543px
>>7498318
I don't care! As long as it doesn't involve chainsaws!
Well, unless it involves fun in the sun, chopping down trees just for fun!
>>
File: (107).jpg (285KB, 676x1061px) Image search: [Google]
(107).jpg
285KB, 676x1061px
>>7498000
>>7498227
Boo!
>>7498274
It's almost like as if I'm in one of those shows I used to watch. I suppose that lesson can be worked. Until the day I die again, I shall continue to exhibits the traditions of my family.
>As she finishes her statement, her slight smile turns into a frown.
It is a shame I can't continue the family line.
>>7498317
>>7498293
>>7498292
>>7498280
>>7498278
>>7498269
>>7498266
>>7498264
>>7498263
You are all quite welcome. However I think this may be my last one for tonight. These problems are much too cumbersome.
>>
File: AutismCat90.jpg (83KB, 571x607px) Image search: [Google]
AutismCat90.jpg
83KB, 571x607px
>>7498323
Nyuu?
>>
File: tumblr_o9heiciAP01ueyls2o1_1280.png (379KB, 987x1195px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o9heiciAP01ueyls2o1_1280.png
379KB, 987x1195px
>>7498340
I'll cut you in half like a log. No one will find your corpse, stupid dog.
You got no rhythm, you got no rhyme. You're really running out of time.
>>
File: Mae (26).jpg (211KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (26).jpg
211KB, 1920x1080px
>>7498325
Try it. No, really: try it.

>>7498334
Twenty years is college-aged, assclown. That's where I was, too.

>>7498354
>Crap.
>>7498000
Oh, so that means it's...
>Mae's eyes suddenly open wide as her pupils dilate.
>She takes a few hasty steps back.
Don't. Come. Any. Closer.
>>
>>7498337
>>7498336
Well, I could be wrong, but hey they're not even online right now by the looks of it.
>>
File: Ahaha.png (455KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Ahaha.png
455KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498334
I guess you could say it would get extremely lonely if it were just me. I would do whatever it takes to save the majority of these people from whatever is out there right now.
That being said, I don't think you should trust me. We did just meet a little while ago. It's better to take what I say as a grain of salt.

>>7498354
Haha, no worries! One of these days I hope to do my own show for you all. With any luck it'll be half the game yours is!
>>
>>7498356
>Successfully completes anal on.
Ahhhh thanks Nyuu. Good girl.
>>
File: Hamada.jpg (153KB, 650x433px) Image search: [Google]
Hamada.jpg
153KB, 650x433px
>>7498258
Here you go miss.
>>
File: 20161113_101857.png (1MB, 2027x1087px) Image search: [Google]
20161113_101857.png
1MB, 2027x1087px
>>7498131
>>7498125
>>7498123
>Sophisto's punch breaks the comet in half upon impact, revealing-

LULUCO!
>>
File: I'm gonna rap you so hard.png (491KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
I'm gonna rap you so hard.png
491KB, 720x543px
>>7498365
Oh, we're doing this now? Just how? I might be a dog, but I don't go bow-wow! I got beats, I got the flow! You ain't gonna cut me up! So just go!
>>
File: mainback10.jpg (323KB, 1950x1050px) Image search: [Google]
mainback10.jpg
323KB, 1950x1050px
>>7498378
Gee golly wilkers, thanks
>>
File: 221104.jpg (192KB, 300x1081px) Image search: [Google]
221104.jpg
192KB, 300x1081px
>>7498367
Yeah, but that's like a hundred in cat years. So if anything you should be at the nursing home.

>>7498373
See, that may be good advice for you and everyone else here, but with my skill and experience, I can afford to trust people. Because most know not to take advantage of me.
>>
File: What's he looking at.jpg (141KB, 400x566px) Image search: [Google]
What's he looking at.jpg
141KB, 400x566px
>>7498367
Thank you for your permission, miss.
>Alfred just takes a normal Lego brick and throws it on the ground, nowhere near the cat.
You see, the thing is that it's intended a trap. Why throw it at you when you can do it yourself?
>>
>>7498371
But she is right here >>7498334
>>
>>7498396
Intended to be.
As you can see. I haven't lost my touch at all. Still going strong and not making typos.
>>
File: Lithisto2170.jpg (43KB, 500x414px) Image search: [Google]
Lithisto2170.jpg
43KB, 500x414px
>>7498382
Haha well call me Lithisto, Sophisto was my father's name. Anyway I -- WOOOoOOOOOAH WTF???
*UNSHEATHES GUN*

WHY WERE YOU INSIDE THAT COMETEOR THING?!
>>
File: 1461200280365.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1461200280365.png
1MB, 1280x720px
>>7498382
M-Mom?! What are you doing here?!
>>
File: 12270830_p0.jpg (57KB, 433x605px) Image search: [Google]
12270830_p0.jpg
57KB, 433x605px
>>7498354
Well, don't let us keep you.
>>
>>7498382
Did that pirate Lady just come out of a meteorite?
Man, this place is weird...
>>
File: tumblr_o8zyklDPD11u3ovuio1_1280.jpg (133KB, 742x720px) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_o8zyklDPD11u3ovuio1_1280.jpg
133KB, 742x720px
>>7498388
Well you've passed my test, you're the best!
Now go get some rest.

>Escape for realsies.
>>
>>7498402
Bullshit.
>>
File: 32417977_p0.png (419KB, 697x677px) Image search: [Google]
32417977_p0.png
419KB, 697x677px
>>7498402
Huh? I think you got the wrong person. Which is pretty stupid on your end.
>>
File: Consider the following.png (398KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Consider the following.png
398KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498391
Or they don't see any use for it. Or the people here are so simpleminded that they see no reason to take advantage of you. All the want is instant gratification and pleasure, and they know you're not the one to give that out. No matter who you are or how strong you claim to be, there will always be someone one step ahead of you.
>>
File: (174).png (302KB, 723x500px) Image search: [Google]
(174).png
302KB, 723x500px
>>7498367
>She listens to the fraidy cat, not moving a single inch.
You must had some bad experiences with others of my kind. For that, I am truly sorry. But I am not like them.
>>7498373
Don't be like that! The one's I am hosting now is hardly the rits. I hope to complete my own someday as well.
>>7498382
Miss, miss!
>She walks over there as fast as her skirt will let her.
Are you okay?
>>
>>7498354
>he reciprocates her frown.
Indeed... that is a shame.
>he glances at his watch again.
Ah well. It seems as though it is getting late and I must head off now.
>he gently grabs her right hand and lays a kiss upon her cold blue skin.
Until next time.
>he begins to walk away at a normal pace.
>>
File: Kurumi60.png (26KB, 254x125px) Image search: [Google]
Kurumi60.png
26KB, 254x125px
>>7498382
Awww, it's just a space human.
>>
File: Yeah.png (352KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
Yeah.png
352KB, 720x543px
>>7498414
Shown you! Blown you out of the water! But I'm not tired, I'm now just fired up! I'm getting hotter and hotter!
>>
>>7498427
You're telling me it's not obvious?
>>
File: Something really isnt right here.png (362KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Something really isnt right here.png
362KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498439
Hardly the rits you say. That's a weird thing to hear you say. My parents would often talk like that, which must mean you're about as old as they are. You must've died quite some time ago if you're using that kind of lingo.
>>
>>7498456
>Ash
>Chen
one of these things are not like the other
>>
File: ChPbcc8WwAAm9h1.jpg (57KB, 600x588px) Image search: [Google]
ChPbcc8WwAAm9h1.jpg
57KB, 600x588px
>>7498406
You think I'd go and waste my money on space transport when there's comets around!
>>7498407
To check on my beloved daughter.
Besides I heard this place makes a killing.
>>7498439
Back off paparazzi before I give this cat a cat o nine!
>>
>>7498447
Shut the fuck up, Aussa.
>>
>>7498456
It's not.
>>
Post songs
>>
File: EdgyCat27.jpg (97KB, 1118x699px) Image search: [Google]
EdgyCat27.jpg
97KB, 1118x699px
>>7498376
>kills you with extreme prejudice
>>
>>7498471
That is Kurumi
>>
File: Mae (7).jpg (97KB, 882x907px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (7).jpg
97KB, 882x907px
>>7498391
I don't age in whatever "cat years" are. 365 days go by, I'm another step closer to death. I dunno how that's complicated.

>>7498396
So...you expect me...to throw myself at it.

Is...Is that right?

>>7498439
Well...yeah. You ever seen those zombie movies? They're not friendly, I can say that. What makes you any different?

>>7498475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiHMy6V5Qjc
>>
File: IMG_3155.jpg (26KB, 300x231px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3155.jpg
26KB, 300x231px
>>7498475
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
>>
>>7498475
https://youtu.be/4dyP4LDMLG4
>>
File: That sucks.png (261KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
That sucks.png
261KB, 720x543px
>>7498468
Oh... I see...
>>7498475
Here, you can listen to one of the track from my latest album! It was a collaboration with Milk Can!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-6DfGIfNo
>>
File: 1464389055514.gif (1MB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]
1464389055514.gif
1MB, 600x338px
>>7498468
Oh...I thought you were finally coming back home.
>>7498475
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLw5b70OJH8
>>
File: 1484963425183.jpg (59KB, 700x500px) Image search: [Google]
1484963425183.jpg
59KB, 700x500px
>>7498475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-otqHW9iQug
>>
File: Schmuck bait.jpg (296KB, 790x1300px) Image search: [Google]
Schmuck bait.jpg
296KB, 790x1300px
>>7498500
...
>Alfred looks at the Lego block again, before looking back at the cat.
Okay, so it only works when there's a bunch in one place, but it's SUPPOSED to be nearly invisible so you can't tell where it is until you step on it. What kind of trap requires that?
>>
File: (11).jpg (53KB, 472x797px) Image search: [Google]
(11).jpg
53KB, 472x797px
>>7498442
I have to wonder what I sha-
>She feels the lips make contact on her skin. Becoming speechless once more.
I-I ahem. You should be careful. You may just catch something.
>Waving to the man, her smile comes into view once again.
Have a pleasant slumber, sir.
>>7498460
Old? Being 28 is hardly old, young sir!
>>7498468
Okay, ma'am. Whatever you wish?
>She hops backwards to a safer distance.
Are you sure you don't need attention?
>>7498500
I stayed away from anything horror like in my youth so the answer is no. As for your question, i would like to think the fact that I am not attacking you to be a reason.
>>
File: 48042727_p0_master1200.jpg (889KB, 694x1000px) Image search: [Google]
48042727_p0_master1200.jpg
889KB, 694x1000px
>>7498429
Aww~ You're so naive, it's pretty cute! While your point about gratification is right, I'll bluntly tell you that last part simply isn't true. Maybe if you were from where I am from you would think otherwise, but I have yet to meet anyone that fits your description other than my ancestor, who I'v already dealt with. It's easy for you to say that though, It's only normal for an average person from an average world to think that, So I don't blame you.

>>7498500
Why don't you do yourself a favor and take the shortcut to the end?

>>7498475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9l5NVIjv94
>>
File: lithophistoeyed.jpg (9KB, 239x73px) Image search: [Google]
lithophistoeyed.jpg
9KB, 239x73px
>>7498468
Hmmm, well okay I guess you're fin-
Wait a minute, do you have your comet riding license?
>>
File: Mae (15).jpg (94KB, 389x750px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (15).jpg
94KB, 389x750px
>>7498540
You...you do realize they're brightly colored, right? I'd see it from a mile away.

>>7498546
Okay, but maybe you're just waiting for me to let my guard down. Smart zombies exist. I've seen them.

>>7498550
Ohhh, trust me. I think every day of glimpsing the end. Never really comes closer than the horizon, though.
>>
>>7498529
W-what the fuck
>>
File: Let me think for a moment.png (467KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Let me think for a moment.png
467KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498546
You're right. In my head I imagined...53, maybe 54. To believe I was that far off. Usually I'm pretty good at these guessing games. I'm not sure what happened this time...

>>7498550
I would love to agree with you, but I can't say I haven't seen anyone from my world or this world that has masked their greedy with selflessness.
>>
>>7498523
See what?
>>7498529
My home is out there not on the ground! Why would I go back there, to get arrested? Luluco, you're smarter than that.
>>7498546
The only attention I need is it's value in gold!
>>7498560
Yeah sure it's right here!
>She kicks him so hard he gets launched into the erp thread.
Have fun riding that!
>>
>>7498475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJsq0GbpPg
>>
>>7498564
Not if they're green, it's nighttime and there's grass everywhere. Which, uh... I don't know about you, but it's night for me.
>Alfred flicks another one to the side, whistling after doing so.
Unless you have, like, super-sight or something. If that's true, then I'll need to rethink everything.
>>
File: (133).png (93KB, 640x790px) Image search: [Google]
(133).png
93KB, 640x790px
>>7498564
I swear, on the graves of my family and myself, that I will not harm you in any way.
>>7498575
Do I sound that old? Ah, unbelievable! Not even my father was that old!
>>7498578
Is that all you came here for? Then I wish I could give you something, Miss...?
>>
File: EHHHHHH.png (312KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
EHHHHHH.png
312KB, 720x543px
>>7498578
Well, you went and ignored me, so I thought you just didn't think I was worth talking to.
So, uh, are you a real pirate then? Or is it just some kinda costume?
>>
File: 1913811-ashxiiart.png (1MB, 777x1000px) Image search: [Google]
1913811-ashxiiart.png
1MB, 777x1000px
>>7498564
Hmm, I think you just found yourself in the worst place imaginable. To die, only to come back again and again...

>>7498575
Perhaps you are just looking at the wrong place.
>>
>Garnet is so nice that I feel guilty about having Squigly lewds
I'm legitimately contemplating deleting my 300+ pics of her lewds because of this. I'm usually not this much of a pussy but god man...
>>
File: (19).jpg (58KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(19).jpg
58KB, 1280x720px
>>7498569
>it's a good song, don't you think?
>>7498578
But you wouldn't get arrested! Not if I talked to Chief Over Justice!
I-I just miss you sometimes, you know? And so does dad! Even if he won't admit it!
>>
>>7498620
>not just fapping to her and thinking of how nice Garnet is
>>
>>7498620
is it weird that i know that feel
>>
File: 1484665963800.gif (1MB, 480x358px) Image search: [Google]
1484665963800.gif
1MB, 480x358px
>>7498620
>having Squiggly lewds in the first place

I'm disgusted, that's like lewding Peacock
>>
>>7498623
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS INSANE SHIT
>>
>>7498620
do it anon
>>
File: (61).jpg (48KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(61).jpg
48KB, 1280x720px
>>7498632
>I-I DON'T KNOW, STOP YELLING AT ME
>>
>>7498638
NO
>>
>>7498620
Squigly has a nice butt. No guilt.
>>
File: Calm down.png (394KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Calm down.png
394KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498603
It's my mistake, Miss. I never intended to insult you, it's just your way of talking is very weird for someone as youthful looking as you. I thought maybe you had plastic surgery done, but quickly realized your...stench.

>>7498612
I don't think I am. Humans, animals, and everything in between have a part of them that lives for pleasure. Why do you think certain beings around here only want sexual favors, or decide to gorge themselves on food that they don't need?
>>
File: Mae (47).png (27KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (47).png
27KB, 500x500px
>>7498598
I guess.

...Do you still want me to activate your trap?

>>7498603
Sounds like a wordy enough promise to me.

Why, though?

>>7498612
It's not so bad. I can experience all the ways to die and pick the best one when the time comes of me getting bored of my unemployed, apathetic lifestyle.

Which is probably in like three years.
>>
>>7498630
General consensus say you're a fagit
>>
File: (63).jpg (103KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(63).jpg
103KB, 1280x720px
>>7498641
>IT'S A GOOD SONG AND I LIKE IT NOW STOP BULLYING ME
>>
>A loud suction noise echos in the distance
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffsshhhhhhhhhhhhh
>An incredibly large man with puckered lips rises from the ground, facing the sky and reaching toward the clouds with brown stained arms
WHERE ARE THE ASS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES!?!?!?!?
>It's ramsay
>>
File: mfw_constanza_zoom.gif (1MB, 264x264px) Image search: [Google]
mfw_constanza_zoom.gif
1MB, 264x264px
>>7498654
>lewding girls that are not for lewd makes you gay.
It's called being a decent human bean.

Never said I don't have folders on every other Skullgirl.
>>
File: Smile with me, will ya.png (819KB, 800x880px) Image search: [Google]
Smile with me, will ya.png
819KB, 800x880px
>>7498647
...
>Alfred sighs, throwing the last three over yonder.
I don't know, man. I'm not really in that killing mood anymore, and it loses its momentum when you talk instead of doing. Sure, why not?
>>
File: ash(23).png (140KB, 610x410px) Image search: [Google]
ash(23).png
140KB, 610x410px
>>7498644
Hmm, why don't you give me a example of that last one.

>>7498647
I personally think that being burned alive would suit you quite well, that is how most of the world gets rid of their trash.
>>
>>7498672
>Having a folder of painwheel
Kys pedo scum
>>
File: (152).png (96KB, 640x790px) Image search: [Google]
(152).png
96KB, 640x790px
>>7498620
Excuse me? Please do not do anything you would dislike on my account. Just don't let me hear of it again.
>>7498644
I have tried many solutions to cover my smell to no avail. I suppose you would be youthful as well if you died when you were fourteen.
>>7498647
Just because I am dead doesn't mean I shouldn't live up to the morals and traditions my parents wanted for me. There's also the fact that if I do start doing that, even more people would try to attack me.
>>
Squiggly = Parasoul > Valentine > Miss Fortune > Fillia > The rest
>>
File: nuh uh uh.gif (294KB, 200x120px) Image search: [Google]
nuh uh uh.gif
294KB, 200x120px
>>7498707
>miss fortune > filia
>>
>>7498707
Your opinion < literal shit
Parasoul a shit
>>
>>7498603

>>7498623
>she laughs hard at that
He misses me already? No chance, chief would never forgive me for besting him at his own game.
Come here.
>>7498607
I was surrounded by a lot of people. Yes the GREATEST space pirate there is! Lalaco Godspeed, don't you even think of forgetting it!
>>7498707
>parasoul
>gr8 ts8 m8
>>
>>7498699
When I said "every other skullgirl", I mean Valentine, Eliza, Cerabella, Ms Fortune, and Double
>>
File: Mae (4).gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (4).gif
2MB, 500x281px
>>7498673
...

Just this once.
>Mae walks over and steps on the Lego bricks.
Ow. Oh, man, this hurts so much. I'm going into shock. Ow. Ow.

>>7498698
If your hair goes with me, I'll gladly do it. Looks like a mop crawled on your head and died.

>>7498705
...Zombie parents?
>>
>>7498728
>>7498603
An offering? What is it?
>>
File: It cant be helped.png (430KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
It cant be helped.png
430KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498698
The feast. People risk their lives in order to find food that isn't berries, or whatever they get from sponsors. Even outside of the arena there was your cake. Imagine how many people would have eaten that cake despite not earning it.
Pleasure, Ash. We all live for pleasure.

>>7498705
I guess I would be, but I wasn't as unfortunate as you.
>Rantaro takes out perfume and hands it over. The bottle is covered in gold and has hearts all around it
Feel free to use it. You've most likely conjured up quite the smell just from hosting. It must be hard work keeping us all entertained.
>>
File: Secret Ava.png (1MB, 1280x738px) Image search: [Google]
Secret Ava.png
1MB, 1280x738px
>>7498707
>>7498719
(That's not me, but he's still right.)
(In terms of character it's
Big Band = Beowulf = Peacock = Squiggly > Valentine > Fillia > Ms Fortune > Everyone else.)
>>
>>7498733
>not specifying beforehand so there's no confusion
Why
>>
>>7498719
It was really close for those two actually
>>7498727
Oh man. That's funny. If shit taste were fatal, Anon. I tell you.
>>7498757
Solid choices but you're missing a best somewhere near the top.
>>
File: Wooh.gif (884KB, 486x394px) Image search: [Google]
Wooh.gif
884KB, 486x394px
>>7498728
Oh don't worry miss! I'll make sure not too! What are you doing in the arena anyways?
>>
File: Me and my sister!.png (394KB, 620x624px) Image search: [Google]
Me and my sister!.png
394KB, 620x624px
>>7498740
>Alfred just laughs, thinking that MAYBE he should've gotten the long bricks instead of the small ones.
You're too kind. Give it five seconds, it'll probably kick in then. Trust me, I know from experience!
>>
File: Lithiso6969.jpg (10KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]
Lithiso6969.jpg
10KB, 255x255px
>>7498728
*is sent hurdling into the thread towards you at three times the speed of light because he was kicked back over the fence*
AHHHHHWHERESOURCOMMETLICENCEPRESENTITORELSEILLHAVETOCRASHINTOYOUANDESTROYYOUFORBREAKINGTHELAWHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
my opinion > your opinion
>>
>>7498797
my opinion > opinions you don't like > opinions I don't like > your opinion
>>
>>7498774
(If we're rating by sexiness, it would probably go Eliza = Parasoul > Fillia > Valentine > Cerabella > Ms Fortune > Everyone else.)
>>
>>7498810
Shit taste
>>
File: (154).png (94KB, 640x790px) Image search: [Google]
(154).png
94KB, 640x790px
>>7498728
>>7498742
I do have a few dollars stashed... somewhere on my person. It may not be gold but does that sound acceptable?
>>7498740
No no. I was the only one of us to be brought back up. For some reason. You shouldn't have to worry about an invasion or something silly like that.
>>7498749
When your goal is to provide entertainment, you get used to troubles only happening to yourself.
>Her eye goes wide at the offer, hesitantly taking it from him.
You're just giving this to me.
>>
File: 30570962_p0.jpg (110KB, 672x700px) Image search: [Google]
30570962_p0.jpg
110KB, 672x700px
>>7498740
Aha~ I think you're jealous. Least I have beautiful hair and I'm not covered in carpet. So, tell me do you lick yourself in a disgusting manner or are you actually civilized enough to take a shower? And If I am wrong in assuming the former, how do you get rid of the nasty wet cat smell, because it isn't working for you.

>>7498749
I hope you aren't saying I don't deserve my cake, but believe or not there are some who actually don't like cake! I can't even imagine it. Typically those people aren't worth talking to.
>>
File: (26).jpg (112KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(26).jpg
112KB, 1280x720px
>>7498728
But you don't know that! You could come to an agreement, or something...?
H-Huh? Um, okay...
>she hesitates before taking a few steps closer to her
>>7498707
>where's beowulf tho
>>
>>7498780
Looting the corpses. Maybe I will throw you a bone now and then.
>>7498795
>she gives him the license before launching him back, turning this into an interthread game of pong with sophisto as the ball.
>>7498817
Hand over it all!
>>
>>7498813
>not putting Squigly as 1
SQUIGLY A BEST IN ALL CATEGORIES
>>
I have never played Skullgirls
>>
>>7498846
what the fuck, anon
>>
File: Mae (6).jpg (92KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (6).jpg
92KB, 540x960px
>>7498782
>Mae stands on the bricks for around five seconds.
It's just kinda uncomfortable, honestly.

>>7498817
Wait, so you're telling me you're the only zombie...somehow. That right?

>>7498825
I take a shower, uses shampoo and body soap, and dry off. How the hell else would I get clean?
>>
>>7498846
>>7498846
Neither have I, just watched two videos and picked up a skullgirl ava to cj with.
>>
File: Cv2M7FTVMAYpy60.jpg (128KB, 830x768px) Image search: [Google]
Cv2M7FTVMAYpy60.jpg
128KB, 830x768px
>>7498817
I would if I could, but this isn't mine to give away. Believe it or not, it's my sisters. As you can tell she really likes gaudy stuff. If you want I can spray you with it instead. I know just the right amount for a girl your age.

>>7498825
We could get into a different conversation about who deserves what, and if we truly deserve anything at all, but that wouldn't be any fun. now would it? Philosophy is an acquired taste for many people.
>>
File: 20161113_102219.png (891KB, 1412x776px) Image search: [Google]
20161113_102219.png
891KB, 1412x776px
>>7498833
>she hugs her slowly
I missed you too, even you've become a cop.
>>
>>7498852
I dont like fighting games
>>
>>7498846
I don't even know what skullgirls is.
>>
File: I was dreamin.png (492KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
I was dreamin.png
492KB, 720x543px
>>7498835
I don't think you can do that... You see, no one can really die in the arena. I'm not even sure you can bring out money outside of the arena.
>>7498839
(Squiggly is great and one of my mains, but she is NOT for lewd. She's too pure.)
>>7498846
>>7498859
>>7498866
>>7498868
(It's pretty fun. As someone who doesn't like fighting games either I enjoyed it. The characters are fun and the references are nice. I think the community is dead though.)!
>>
>Mercy is fingering an anon's asshole in ERP
FUK WUT
>>
File: Follow the leader.jpg (1MB, 1200x1400px) Image search: [Google]
Follow the leader.jpg
1MB, 1200x1400px
>>7498854
Then I'd be willing to say that you're lucky enough to not be affected by the Lego. Everyone freaks out when they step on a Lego... I wonder why.
You can step off them now if you want! I've had my fun.
>>
File: 1478562067634.png (19KB, 493x379px) Image search: [Google]
1478562067634.png
19KB, 493x379px
>>7498886
>mixing HG and ERP
>>
File: 1474546939453.jpg (636KB, 546x900px) Image search: [Google]
1474546939453.jpg
636KB, 546x900px
>>7498886
Why're you even over there?
>>
>>7498886
And this surprises you?
>>
File: パンティ(0852).jpg (222KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
パンティ(0852).jpg
222KB, 1920x1080px
>>7498886
Pretty sure that's a standard medical procedure. But I don't see what business a 16 year old would have pretending to get a prostate examination from a nurse.
>>
>>7498886
asshole chan????
>>
>>7498886
Pervert.
>>7498883
I know that. But looting be different than killing.
>>
File: bored.jpg (81KB, 600x525px) Image search: [Google]
bored.jpg
81KB, 600x525px
>>7498854
Cause cat hair is different from human hair, duh? You seem really intent on trying to fit in with us huh?

>>7498861
Yeah, how about we try and not bore me to sleep with inane philosophical discussion...
>>
File: 1461539705245.jpg (166KB, 1100x1285px) Image search: [Google]
1461539705245.jpg
166KB, 1100x1285px
>>7498862
>this takes her by surprise, but she eventually hugs her back
Geez...none of this would have happened if you hadn't gotten in a fight with dad...
>she pulls away and yawns
Look, mom. It's pretty late and I have to go to school tomorrow, so I really should get going.
>>
Luluco's mom, has got it goin on
>>
File: (130).jpg (236KB, 1200x828px) Image search: [Google]
(130).jpg
236KB, 1200x828px
>>7498835
Okay okay. Please don't do anything rash.
>She reaches over to her face before realizing something.
I'm sorry but could you please turn around? I wouldn't want anyone to see this.
>>7498846
>A shame. Just got it recently and it is great fun. That is if you like fighting games.
>>7498854
That is true. I don't even know why though. Why was I chosen? Oh sorry. Just rambling.
>>7498861
>Nodding, she hands it back to you.
That would be for the best. It has been a long time since I used it.
>>
File: Uh Oh.png (211KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
Uh Oh.png
211KB, 720x543px
>>7498917
I guess that makes sense, actually.
>>
File: 250px-Kirito.jpg (11KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
250px-Kirito.jpg
11KB, 250x250px
>>7498886
Yep, there into some real kinky shit over there. You guys here about the guy who fucked a girl's heart? Like, I'm not even speaking in metaphors here. The guy was a straight up surgeon and he opened her up and fucked her heart. It was all one long prolonged attack against the girl's ex-boyfriend. One of those "you just got pranked, my dude" sort of things.
>>
File: Bruh.jpg (58KB, 600x620px) Image search: [Google]
Bruh.jpg
58KB, 600x620px
>>7498211
>Implying this place is actually worth the time anymore

Nice joke, f.am.
>>
File: Mae (28).jpg (370KB, 774x800px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (28).jpg
370KB, 774x800px
>>7498886
Get away from the red light district, hombre.

>>7498888
Thanks.
>Mae steps off the Legos.
Sooo, was this your only planned trap?

>>7498925
Funny thing is: where I come from, everyone acts just like all you humans here. But guess what? We're all animals.

>>7498931
How were you even...brought back to life?
>>
>>7498935
pics or it never happened
>>
File: IMG_5395.jpg (13KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_5395.jpg
13KB, 250x250px
>>7498935
I... what the fuck
>>
File: smug.jpg (9KB, 184x184px) Image search: [Google]
smug.jpg
9KB, 184x184px
>>7498912
As someone who minored in law, that's definitely going to create some issues down the line.
What? You think an evil scientist like me minoring in law is ironic? You gotta learn the rules to break them!
>>
>>7498935
I... I don't even know what to say about this...
"Hah I fucked your ex's heart out bro"
>>
Fuck, I didn't see this thread.
Well, I AM JUST FEELING ALIVE still.
Good morning boys
>>
File: Its impossible.png (432KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Its impossible.png
432KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498925
I don't think it's that boring. In fact, it gets the mind going at a fast pace. It's challenging your way of thinking and making you question if you're morally right, wrong, or if your morals or actually morals. You could say two people would need to have a sit down talk about philosophy if they ever want to truly understand each other.

>>7498927
But she's old, anonymous.

>>7498931
Well you're in luck.
>Rantaro sprays the perfume onto Squigly, adding more than usual to cover up the smell
This stuff is expensive, so it's sure to do the job. Actually, I think it's already starting to make you smell good. You'll have no problems interacting with people now.
>>
File: hmm.jpg (25KB, 429x231px) Image search: [Google]
hmm.jpg
25KB, 429x231px
>>7498935
Okay, that, I'm no sure about. But I'm fairly certain that violates a few sections of page 125 of "Law and Order and Chaos". May have to recheck that.
>>
File: I have special eyes.png (2MB, 2000x1080px) Image search: [Google]
I have special eyes.png
2MB, 2000x1080px
>>7498947
You're welcome! Only planned trap? Well, as a matter of fact...
No, I don't have anymore traps. There's only so many traps you can think of until they hurt others. Pocket sand?
>>
>>7498935
Holy fuck I remember that
>>
File: パンティ(1075).jpg (337KB, 878x1080px) Image search: [Google]
パンティ(1075).jpg
337KB, 878x1080px
>>7498961
Rules, rules, rules. They're like ants. I don't know when I step on them. When I'm drunk outside on the weekends I might take a piss on one just for fun.

So what's up with you? Is that old hag your wife or something?
>>
>>7498945
Okay Ramsay.
>>
>>7498931
>extremely suspicious she does so.
>>7498927
You think YOU've got a chance boy?
>>7498934
You're a smart dog.
>>7498926
Let's not speak of that. Get some sleep. Looters must be early birds.
>>7498935
Shot through the heart, the cuck's to blame?
>>
>>7498969
If she's under 40 she ain't old.
>>
File: 1315159825234_f.jpg (89KB, 500x407px) Image search: [Google]
1315159825234_f.jpg
89KB, 500x407px
>>7498947
I don't even want to imagine the stench.

>>7498969
I find it a waste of time, so what if you have a new outlook on life? Nothing changes, and you would have to find someone as knowledgeable as you, else you are just going to lose them...Y
>>
File: you little shit.jpg (83KB, 640x479px) Image search: [Google]
you little shit.jpg
83KB, 640x479px
>>7498982
What? No! I'm far too busy with much more.... Important things.
...that wasn't an innuendo. It may have sounded like one, but I assure you it wasn't.
>>
File: Look here.png (365KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
Look here.png
365KB, 1024x1024px
>>7498993
How can you be sure? Did you see her I.D.? She could be using a lot of make-up. Old women do that a lot to rope in younger guys.
>>
File: UDbjQ.jpg (47KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]
UDbjQ.jpg
47KB, 800x450px
>>7498951
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/3504659/#3504892

Here you go! Have fun! I know everyone did when it happened. Good times. Gooood times.

>>7498956
Hey, ERP is filled with a lot of strange people. If anything one could say it's the most honest place you can be right now. If you wanna fuck a heart, dogs, maybe some pancakes, go for it! Anything goes over there. I even got to punch a guy in the face.

>>7498962
Yeah, that was basically what he said. "I was closer to your heart than he ever was." I liked his style. It was real fresh.

>>7498978
I don't think they follow any kind of laws over there. Well, I guess they follow the law of whatever their dick wants. Which goes to what I said to the other guy, I guess that makes them really honest about themselves. They're degenerates and they live for it!

>>7498981
Good times, am I right? Good times.

>>7498990
More like cum through the heart. Because his ex gave love a bad name.
>>
>>7498945
It was when you played Peri ramsay.
>>
File: YOU RAPPIN COOL.png (278KB, 720x543px) Image search: [Google]
YOU RAPPIN COOL.png
278KB, 720x543px
>>7498990
Heh, thanks miss! You gotta work hard in school to get anywhere! Of course, I'm also a fairly famous rapper where I'm from, so that's just a bonus!
Name's Parappa!
>>
File: baki-son-of-ogre-5207155.jpg (146KB, 720x1200px) Image search: [Google]
baki-son-of-ogre-5207155.jpg
146KB, 720x1200px
>>7498980
>Pocket sand.
>kek.
>>
>>7499008
>holyshit.jpg
>>
File: (50).jpg (538KB, 900x1500px) Image search: [Google]
(50).jpg
538KB, 900x1500px
>>7498947
I know what brought me back the first time but I haven't hide nor hair of it. As for now? I don't know and I'm afraid because of it.
>>7498967
And a good morning to you, sir. Sorry this was so hard to find.
>>7498969
This certainly does make me feel a lot better! May I ask what brand it is? I need to buy it myself.
>>7498990
>As the pirate lady turns around, she once again puts her hand to her face. This time reaching into the empty eye socket hidden behind her ear.
Aha!
>She tries to pull it back out, only to realize it's stuck.
Uh oh. Excuse me? Miss?
>>
File: (157).jpg (56KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
(157).jpg
56KB, 1280x720px
>>7498990
>she nods
Don't get into too much trouble, okay? Bye!
>>
>>7498990
Come on. I have a good job. 49$ an hour.
I can support you financially and buy you nice things in exchange for your love. I'll even be a nice step dad to Luluco.

Let's make this work.
>>7499002
This is fine.
>>
File: Cheese.jpg (9KB, 295x171px) Image search: [Google]
Cheese.jpg
9KB, 295x171px
>>7499013
Fuck off Baron/Wiggins. I'm not planning to fag a firu emberu for the foreseeable future.
>>
File: what is it.jpg (63KB, 640x263px) Image search: [Google]
what is it.jpg
63KB, 640x263px
>>7499008
Yeah, that won't fly in court.
You know, they could easily be shut down because of that, but I'm not going to say anything. Because that would be considered a good thing, and against my character.
>>
>>7499029
Fag asshole-chan?
>>
File: パンティ(1024).jpg (204KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]
パンティ(1024).jpg
204KB, 1920x1080px
>>7499001
Everything is sex, everything is an innuendo, even if you don't mean it. For an evil scientist, you sure are innocent. Then again, I'm a dumpster angel. Our views of what good and evil is ain't going to match like cock and cunt. Ya get me?
>>
File: 61040192_p0.png (633KB, 899x952px) Image search: [Google]
61040192_p0.png
633KB, 899x952px
>>7498999
On the contrary. You can deny it all you want, but you'll change the way you see things when you've been enlightened. It doesn't matter how much you try and fight it, because it'll seep out into your conversations and actions.
Maybe that's why you act the way you do now. It could be some sort of defense mechanism. Something could have happened to you to bring the Ash we see here and now out. It's sad, but I won't pity you. You deserve more than that. You deserve someone that will help you see your fullest potential. Someone that'll make you realize you're more than your pretty looks, or fashion sense, or cleverness.

>>7499024
Why tell you when I can show you.
>Rantaro takes out his wallet, opens it up and takes out a piece of paper that's folded a couple of times and hands it over to Squigly
This will solve your question. And before you can ask, yes, that's me advertising for perfume. They wouldn't stop bugging me to do it, so I did it.
>>
File: Mae (10).jpg (50KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
Mae (10).jpg
50KB, 1280x720px
>>7498980
The hell is pocket sand?

>>7498999
Possum Springs smells like any other old, decrepit town sliding into ruin.

>>7499024
Wait, so you've been dead more than once and...undead more than once?
>>
>>7499034
And you should fuck off especially, Kamina/Yosuke/KK/Hikki :^)
>>
File: [shitposting intensifies].gif (312KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]
[shitposting intensifies].gif
312KB, 400x300px
>>7499036
Well, there might be one thing in common. We most likely hate god. I know I do.
You awake them from their sleep, and give them the simple wish of giving you world domination, and you know what they do? Get beaten up by a stupid rodent and then betray you afterwards!
>>
File: Apariencia_Kirito_SAO_(2).png (940KB, 1369x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Apariencia_Kirito_SAO_(2).png
940KB, 1369x1080px
>>7499023
Tell your friends! Maybe they're into some really kinky stuff and never got the chance to live it out. I took a gander over next door and there's an angel giving everyone free blowjobs and prostate exams. Just keep an eye out for any aliens. They may be up to no good.

>>7499031
Yeah, I don't think any shutting down is going to happen because they like to shut themselves down. A lot. It's like a rollercoaster. Some days you can step in and be fighting the girls off with a stick, and other days the whole place is on fire because someone said the name of someone they don't like.
>>
File: 20161113_101717.png (1MB, 1453x841px) Image search: [Google]
20161113_101717.png
1MB, 1453x841px
>>7499016
>she secretly starts pirating all his songs
Parappa huh? Let me know when your shanties hit the big leagues.
>>7499029
(Guilty as charged. Why though? Genuinely a blast seeing you play her in threads.)
>>7499027
49 an hour wouldent even afford you licking my boots.
>>7499024
What is it?
>>7499025
And dont go eating all the donuts like your father!
>>
File: You there! Follow me!.jpg (307KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]
You there! Follow me!.jpg
307KB, 480x640px
>>7499017
I've got a knack for comedy, what can I say? There's no one here that can make people laugh like me.
I'll lend you some pocket sand if you want, buddy. I've got enough to last a few year!
>>7499041
>Alfred flinches, just about to throw some when he realized something. "Shit, that isn't heroic."
Um... It's sand that you throw in people's eyes. Like pepper spray but with less damage to your eyes, I think!
>>
File: パンティ(1000).jpg (358KB, 1058x1080px) Image search: [Google]
パンティ(1000).jpg
358KB, 1058x1080px
>>7499052
I don't beat my enemies, I fuck them.

Domination comes naturally.
>>
>>7499062
>>7499062
>>7499062
>>
>>7499008
>images are down again
>>
File: baki-son-of-ogre-740141.jpg (133KB, 800x1282px) Image search: [Google]
baki-son-of-ogre-740141.jpg
133KB, 800x1282px
>>7499064
I've executed the technique before, the results was well played out as I thought it'd be.
I give credit where it's due Alfred. I owe it all thanks to the legendary exterminator himself.
Thread posts: 372
Thread images: 251


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.