HG thread.
263rd EXPRESS GAMES
OneReplyPete
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7492713
Paru
>>7492713
Renge Miyauichi
Maa
>>7492713
Yozora Mikazuki
>>7492713
Blyatman
>>7492713
Aya Itou
>>7492713
Squigly
>>7492713
Maxi
Tiny snek
Tyuule
Kumiko Oumae
>>7492713
Sliver Queen
>>7492713
Velvet Crowe
>>7492713
Sergeant Feels
>>7492713
Rei
>>7492713
Rubick
>>7492713
Utsutsu
Medusa
Neo
ket
>>7492713
Ludacris
>>7492713
Mae Borowski
>>7492713
Rei Ayanami
>>7492681
Can someone capable of loving another also hate that same person?
Tomo Aizawa
Cute loli
>>7492713
Mike Patton
Araragi
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
Misuzu
>>7492713
Why not use the previous thread? We had plenty of images left.
This isn't bait, is it?
Chum Lee
Len
Comrade Soviet
>>7492713
Ryo Narushima
>>7492762
>kissu
>>7492713
Yukari Akimiya
>>7492769
That wasn't me. I don't hate you, I love you.
>>7492729
Parsee-senpai~
>>7492790
No.
>>7492781
It totally is.
Reigen Arataka
>>7492713
Vice President Pence
moshi
>>7492781
>I almost always use a new thread, especially if there were entries in the previous one.
All Facists and enemies of Russia beware. Blyatman is here.
>>7492827
nico
>>7492713
Hipster Black Metal
>>7492792
All right.
Princess Kako
>>7492804
>>7492744
Swap us please.
>>7492829
>>7492829
It looks absolutely divine, miss. Ready when you are.
>>7492713
James Hetfield
>>7492848
You have my thanks.
I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this challenge.
>>7492829
I'm gloomy.
>>7492829
Let's dance.
>>7492777
If I take that mask will you die?
>>7492829
Alright, so when are we starting? My gears been polished. My fighting is still good. But I still got no gf. But I still have war.
>>7492855
Dont swap these.
>>7492835
Don't look at me like that, please...
>>7492883
>>7492895
>cancel post
You're so lucky..
>>7492871
It would be moderately painful.
Alright, here we go for real.
>>7492831
>KazaaakplethKilik leans in behind you
Food?
>>7492896
Why?
Is it wrong?
>>7492940
What a test this shall be.
>>7492946
You're looking kind of disdainful...
>>7492942
What, You hungry? Here, have vodka. It is good.
>>7492940
>"Excellent idea, Sienna! Those ruffians are surely to suffer from this!"
Huh? Of course! That was my plan! Ha ha...
>>7492940
Billy Jean, eat your heart out.
>>7492796
What?
Good afternoonies.
If I were to ask for 12 more squadrons in the RDT Event, would there be enough people to fill that required amount?
>>7492940
Three, Two, One!
>>7492940
Autocropper thinks this is a game.
>>7493013
I dunno, unless you wanted people having more than one squad in.
The human has no name.
Yes he does you baka!
You're a baka you bot.
What's a baka?
Daily cleverbot
>>7493020
I just hope I can find this place again, it would be a shame to lose all of this stuff.
that's right to be honest
>>7493020
Next!
>>7492967
Disdainful? No. It's different. I'm sorry, I don't know how I'm expected to look at others.
>>7493020
Fruit is good, it can be used to make alcoholic drinks. Like vodka
>>7492973
>he walks around you looking, inspecting you
No! Human! Human is food!
>>7493020
Thanks a bunch! The food was tasty!
>>7493020
This is just delightful! Thank you for the meal!
>>7493020
Hmm...should I really be wasting my time like this...?
>>7493042
I can definitely add about 3 more teams if I ask around. For the time being I'll need as many as there are left. I do know a few people around have missed out on the entry.
>>7493059
Oh, well if it's not disdain you're looking at me with then I'm happy. Look the way you want to.
Not like I could force you anyway.
>>7493013
I join
>not cody
>>7493013
Nobody cares about your shitty game
>>7493082
I don't HAVE four avatars...
>>7493082
What about the filler teams, like the ones that arent even avas from here?
>>7493082
Share Jude's sim please.
>>7493108
This satanic creature must have some good loot... I hope it was worth it.
>>7493083
Is that so?
>>7493061
No, I am not food. I am a defender of Russia. You cant eat me.
>>7493108
I'll be back... for my second encore.
>>7493108
With that little bit of extra luck I might even win the lottery...
>>7493149
BIG
>>7493108
Paruned.
I think the mask will suffice Kaneki.
>>7493082
>tfw ineligible to compete in samefagging contest
>>7493087
Why the hell would you care?
>>7493105
>>7493115
The philosophy behind this is that we focus a lot on being the avatar IN the game instead of being spectators watching them like we used to.
You don't have to play the ava, or even have had RPed them at all. Just enter your main ava(s) and fill the rest of the spots with tributes you believe suits them.
>>7493131
Ask Jude, he'll give it to you.
>Finally a custom game
>not in the mood to rp
Just shit my fuck up
>>7493108
The gods themselves scorn me, do they? I wonder what I did to gain their hatred.
>>7493108
Thanks, god.
>>7493156
He left, that's why I'm asking you. He sold it after you mentioned paying for it, and I bet you have a working version.
>>7493156
Feels kinda shitty knowing there's a chance that someone who doesn't even participate might win.
>>7493169
>Touching anything Jude makes
>>7493140
Um, yes?
I mean, how would I even do that?
>>7493154
>she yells and runs away in fear
>>7493152
Big? What's big?
>>7493154
Okay, are you done? Can I leave now? I need to go dig up something.
>>7493180
>muh Jude boogeyman
>>7493154
Please... What did I do wrong Blyatman?
>>7493180
Aikawa tested it, found nothing.
What's the worst that could happen?
>>7493154
>>7493182
Will you please stop running around? These things are heavy, and I can only throw them so far...
>>7493176
Feels is having war flashbacks.
>>7493196
Nothing, dont worry, I will be back soon commerade. I must see what this guy has to show me. I'll be back soon.
>>7493191
FAT
>>7493154
It's not samefagging if the point is watching a team of your entries instead of playing them. By all means I can do a single 48 man game with 1 tribute from each person, but that's no fun at all. This way everyone gets more games, fairer chances at winning than the Dissidia games, and best of all it feels better playing as teams instead of just one ava.
>>7493171
That's not my problem, the simulator doesn't care about anyone's feelings. You don't like it? You play it by the game, you enter your tributes and they go kill the entries you don't like. It's certainly not going to be a hugbox from the get go. If some /b/ fag wants to enter their meme fillers as a team because there's room, so be it.
>>7493169
I'm not sure if the link the gave me is the public one or if I'm not supposed to give it out or not.. PM me and I'll send it to you.
>>7493210
He didn't find anything because most of it was hidden, dumbass.
>>7493181
I don't know, sorry.
>>7493232
>releasing IPs
>doxxing
>>7493213
Have to set these all up. Cant let thise Feminazis near me.
>Flashbacks intensifies
They will not hurt me and my fellow soldires anymore
>more flashbacks.
>>7493156
There are a few who frecuent the threads but probably haven't noticed/don't care at all. The best you can do is to find them and ask them directly.
>>7493240
Huh?
Whatever for?
>>7493141
GRAWGH!
>he slices at your neck
>>7493213
RNGesus keeps changing the outcome when it matters.
>>7493267
>Dodges
Ok, you want to fight, then lets fight, bug
>Charges at you and kicks your head.
>>7493212
>She yells from afar
Y-You tried to k-kill me!
>>7493213
T-Thank you, b-but I don't think I'll be able to go though...
>>7493223
Sorry for misunderstanding comrade.
>>7493213
Now...these foods were Бaбyшкa recipes, so if you want to complain. Complain to her.
>>7493282
>he charges at you and makes several slices across your neck and body
KILL! KILL! KILL HUMAN!
>>7493263
I wasn't able to help you, so I apologized. That's usually what people do right?
>>7493224
... I think I know what you mean... And you're right, they are big and fat, aren't they just the best?
>>7493271
You can leave with just a warning, but if you get too close to me again 'll give you a live demostration.
>>7493271
Fruit sucks, anyways. Where's the frozen food aisle?
>>7493320
CAT
>>7493271
Everyone decides to sit down and play Siberian Bingo.
>>7493271
It...worked?
Mm...maybe I should become a surgeon...
>>7493289
I...was aiming at something else. Please come back...
>she picks up another hatchet from the ground with difficulty
>>7493340
>reverse roulette
>jumanji
I thought we are not in the jew's game.
>>7493340
As if it could have ended any other way.
Goin' out with a bang, woohoo.
>>7493310
Yes, but... There wasn't really an issue.
So, no harm done.
If only Jude had doxxed Junko too.
HG would become a much better place.
>>7493337
Yes they are big, they are fat, she's a cat, they are tats, breasts, boobies, titties, what's your point?
>>7493340
Huh, you didn't listen to me, now se what happens when you do that?
>>7493340
F
>>7493361
Jumanji? Where?
>Also there's only so much variety one can include in a Russian Roulette Arena.
>>7493358
>She starts to walk back but very carefully
N-No sudden moves, o-okay!
>>7493376
Junko doesn't have anything to dox
Are you going to have him post her f-list account? We have already seen it.
>>7493376
Jude is one of Junko's cocksuckers.
>>7493386
TATS!
>>7493413
>>7493387
We just weeded out a lot of tributes, but we're not done yet. Oumae is actually a hologram. Feels finds some drugs.
Is that a new Araragi?
>>7493437
I don't sing around people I don't know, but you have fun with that.
>>7493437
H-How can you even consider it?! After that bonding game of russian roulette we should be the greatest friends ever...
>>7493321
Jude didn't dox me with IP.
Junko's clique googled already public information and posted it in the threads dressing it up as an "exposure".
But that isn't important.
>>7493260
I'll just have to keep shilling, or ask the neighbors for some entries.
>>7493321
Everything is public I think, from the program to the source code.
Eh, whatever. Here.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6m87PWCbBdVQW9LYlgwT1BaZkE
>inb4 I ain't clicking that shit
>>7493463
That was a long time ago.
Times change.
>>7493306
>Dodges
You have to try better than that to kill me.
>>7493441
Sadly, no.
>>7493437
100% filler slide
>>7493391
...
>she swings at the other girl with her hatchet, but misses again
. . .
I...give up...it's not worth it...
>she sits on the ground and sulks
>>7493437
Don't make me regret this...
>>7493471
Are you going to get revenge on Junko?
>>7493480
>Dodges
We need more ____ avas.
>>7493498
Lesbian
>>7493489
I fucking hate Hiro so much
Fucking cheap ass gook
>>7493471
Can you link the first version too? It misses some stuff
>>7493495
Nope.
>>7493501
Who's hungry?
>>7493509
?
>>7493498
Senran kagura :^)
>>7493489
It's easier than you imagine, not so hard when you notice there isn't much to do around... Just lay down and enjoy your day.
>>7493511
Lol what a faggot
Lesbians are still gay
>>7493518
Google Docs
>>7493501
F
He was a brave soldire who died for his website
>>7493491
>pets
>>7493521
I don't believe you
>>7493491
Y-You shouldn't be using w-weapons, you might hurt s-somebody
>>7493547
kys janus
>>7493498
>Night in the Woods.
>It's lonely being the only one.
Any wizard here who has Jude's sim downloaded?
>>7493536
>>7493518
Whoops
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B6m87PWCbBdVQW9LYlgwT1BaZkE
>>7493545
I've accepted the fact that nobody will ever believe me. But saying something on the thread and have it be 100% truth? That isn't the game we're playing, is it?
>>7493522
His fucking file server with is2. files takes me 5 minutes to load where as with the normal is. files take just a minute
I know it's stupid to ask but I'd at least like the site I use to be better than this
>>7493563
You linked it twice
>>7493522
Is this some sort of sick joke?
>>7493542
I'm gloomy...
>>7493547
I know...but I can't even do something as simple as that...I'm a complete failure...
>>7493527
>no bully pls
>>7493522
Sometimes I wish this kind of dreams would become reality...
>>7493522
A six man brawl. Six possible outcomes.
>>7493582
Do you want a hug to cheer you up?
>>7493577
I have no idea at this point. This is the version he gave me. That's all I can help you with, I'm afraid.
Jude#7263, besides giving you his contacts.
>>7493545
He's the one that started the catfish rumors
You're right not to believe him
>Jude finally releases his sim
>Nobody wants to use it
>He kills himself
lel
>>7493590
>>7493583
Now thats depressing.
>>7493595
Thanks mate.
sanctuarium? more like sanatorium amirite
>>7493598
>implying junko wasn't asking for it by claiming she was a gril without posting tits on 4chan
These newfags, I swear.
>>7493607
>implying he's not wiping his ass with the money he got from Hoshi
>>7493590
I'm not hungry.
>>7493590
I don't like cliffhangers.
>>7493592
The person I want a hug from the most isn't here, but I guess a hug is still a hug...so...sure...
>>7493607
It didn't help that he posted IPs
>>7493627
>tfw I wipe my ass with my own money too
What's your point?
>>7493590
Reigen and Maa find their chance.
Final five.
>>7493572
>I can't relate.
>>7493634
>hugs
>pats head
Everything will be fine.
>>7493609
That's just life, or in this case, the lack of will of wanting to go through most of it.
>>7493645
Ignore me then
I'm just ranting to nobody and accidentally linked to your slide
>>7493598
>junko says she's a girl
>believes her
Wewlad
>>7493645
Shouldn't be to hard when all I do every day is sleep, just pick the right moment to do it, you should be fine.
Anyone want to play quidditch?
>>7493572
COME ON OVER TO HGA~!
>>7493645
He's hot. That's a problem.
>>7493679
I could poison the pizz-
Oh, an it's gone.
>>7493582
D-Don't say that, you aren't a complete failure. Y-You have to keep practicing until you are good at it.
>>7493551
>thanks bby
>>7493682
Post proof
>>7493703
There is no proof supporting the claim the Junko is le gril
>>7493582
>bullies in yuri
>>7493703
Stop taking him serious.
Alright, time to start placing your bets guys.
>>7493679
I see you're really good a this, just stay close to me and your chance will come pretty soon, I suggest you take it.
>>7493698
You should act a lot faster than that.
Codename kids next door avas when
>>7493692
What console is it on?
>>7493710
I don't know, you tell me.
>>7493731
I always bet on myself
>>7493710
Arena again! A mystery final two..
>>7493648
You really think so...?
>>7493699
Can I use you for practice?
>>7493716
>cries in yuri
>>7493710
I-Is that a little cat girl?!
>grabs the cat girl and rubs his cheek against hers
She's so cute~!
>>7493731
Reigen.
I summon _____
>>7493747
Come on Kitty! We can't let them take or stuff! Chage!
>>7493748
Don't just think it. I know. Life is about ups and downs. You have to feel sadness once in a while, only to be cheered up by the better times.
>>7493767
Blue Eyes White Dragon
>>7493733
Maybe this is all part of my plan, maybe I want you to think I'm taking my time, while you've already fallen into my trap.
>>7493736
>Tfw Yosugay will never play Numbah 4.
>Tfw there won't be a Numbah 3 to cj with him
>Tfw Junko will never play Crazy Cat Lady
>>7493767
Pure unadulterated autism.
>>7493767
Aussa. I need to masterbate.
>>7493747
Loli vs. Araragi. Of course it ends like this.
>>7493779
Fucking end my suffering
>>7493789
>It's a ragi wins episode
sigh.
>>7493797
Better than squidfag
>>7493789
Congrats Araragi, thanks for the game Mokou
>>7493714
There's also no proof supporting the claim that Junko is a male irl
>>7493789
Congratulations Araragi, you won six Express Games!
>>7493793
>tfw would ava numbah 3
>>7493778
Was the package full of anthrax part of your trap? Because if it was it sure worked out for you.
>>7493789
W-What happened? What was wrong with it? It's the drink that came with the pizza!
>>7493814
Not the person I would've chosen, probably the last one I'd choose, but whatever. Thanks for hosting.
>>7493810
>le no girls on the internet
>>7493814
And thanks for playing!
>>7493772
...
Y-You're right. I think I'm done feeling gloomy...
>>7493814
>>7493836
Congratulations, Araragi.
Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
Hm, it says here you've been working on a new game code for HG, hows that coming along?
>>7493836
Thanks for hosting host.
>>7493836
Grattis Araragi.
Tack för att du värd Mokou.
>>7493840
Way to go champ. Keep it up.
>>7493797
That pizza girl had plenty of chaces to prevent it, blame her.
>>7493805
>>7493840
>>7493814
T-Thanks, and thanks for the game.
>>7493845
I'm adding events as we speak. Please don't fire me, I need my daily (You) income.
Traps are gay
>>7493845
>it's still a work in progress...
>>7493810
>>7493834
It's a girl's responsibility to establish her gender with tits and timestamp. If you don't know this, you're too new for this site and the internet.
>>7493845
Eh, slow. Been busy.
>>7493867
(You) for you.
>>7493873
>Deep internet
M8
>>7493845
It isn't.
>>7493845
Haha, hahahahahhahahah
>>7493845
>Stuck because I haven't been feeling too great lately and I don't know if I should be using terms based on my theme or not.
>>7493885
>literal translation of internet subsections rules
New as fuck.
>>7493845
I don't have motivation to continue
>>7493845
Lost interest. It wasn't worth the effort invested
>>7493903
Prove that you're an oldfag.
>>7493913
I didn't think someone would actually make a HG version
>>7493845
Dropped them because I know how shit they really were, and I have no motivation to start a new code.
>>7493913
ohmy god you actually made this
bruh why
>>7493873
>rules of the internet
>>>/knowyourmeme/
>>7493879
I have been granted a gift by the gods. Thank you, my son. I will repay the favor someday.
>>7493814
Congrats
>>7493836
Thanks
>>7493845
>Have to take a break at the moment due to schoolwork, but at the moment it's something like 90 unique events spread across the F/NF Bloodbath and F/NF Day/Night.
>>7493913
>28
>>7493913
>24
...huh.
>>7493903
>Not knowing this is only one level below wading pool
The last two so called "girls" in HG have been male.
>>7493873
>posts interweb rules without citing the reasn for its existance or any context
That rule applies only if the person is stating themselves as female not if others assume they are. It was to stop catfishing and witch hunts.
>>7493964
Utsutsu is man? Fug
>>7493913
wew 28, also.
>etiquete
>in /trash/
kaiokek
>>7493964
Junko is a girl, so she's not like the others.
I trust her.
>>7493913
>36
>>7493913
>37
>>7493498
Gilmore Girls
>>7493913
37. Okay then.
>>7493913
21.
>>7493990
You're a 39 to me baby
>>7493978
>Actually, I think I miscounted. I thiiiink I got 31, not 28.
>It's meaningless, though. Just an egobooster, after all.
>>7493990
Love You Yuno
>>7493748
W-What! No absolutely not! I don't want to die!
>>7493913
>Solid 30
>>7493845
This is what I have made. Sir, it seems that you've made one huge and fatal error. Trusting me with this project. Look at this and tell me how its fucking going.
>>7493836
Thanks for the match.
>>7493913
>39
>>7493913
>35
>tfw no 35 in any range
W-What am I?
>>7494024
>Welcome to your own Voidfag status.
>>7493978
>huggus Airi
>>7494004
>Not like anyone will care.
>>7494009
Not like people will listen anon. They only listen to those who appeal to them only.
>>7493990
>37
What did you lose points on?
>>7493913
>33
and here I thought i was terrible
aw yeah
>>7493913
35-37
>>7493913
25
I'm a cool guy everyone
>>7494053
>-
There's no maybes.
>>7494036
>You underestimate how much some people cling to egoboosts.
>>7493913
>36
god tier m8s. Lower tier plebs got nothing on me.
>>7494032
>>7493913
>non-meme
damn
>>7494061
Recent months 37
>>7493913
>23
>>7493964
>last 2
>Utsutsu and the dragonsona
iuuno man
Utsutsu at least had girly hands
>>7493913
>26
i'm fine with this
>>7493913
>21 I was expecting a lot less.
>>7494041
Ships and anime girls.
>>7493913
>31
Unexpected.
I want to fuck both Junko and LD irl
>>7494004
It is, there's no need for etiquete in a board like this.
>>7494036
but then it was I balansuke
>>7494076
If it was a grading system rather than a self-test it would probably work better. People are obvs gonna lie to themselves
>>7494064
>Only if it benefits their favorite guys. If someone he don't like has a score too high, then they will tear you down. That's my thinking though...
>>7493913
I got a 36. Am I a cool kid yet?
>>7494088
Your anime girls are perfect tho
You shouldn't lose points for them
>>7493913
>31
>feels nice
>>7493964
>why am i only now finding out about this? what am i going to tell ringabel?
>>7494012
But no one wants to die. How am I supposed to practice?
>>7494105
>>7494095
>glomps Tenryuu
>>7494105
u have like a 12 lmao
>>7494119
Just tell him traps aren't gay. That usually works
>>7494095
>There may not be a need, but there sure as hell can be a want.
>>7494100
>I'm aware of that attitude, yes. Benefit of the individual or clique supersedes the benefit of the whole.
>>7493913
>26
>would easily be "a good example" if I just RPed to games
lel not worth
>>7494107
shh it's okay
>>7494095
What kind of wizardy is this?
>>7493913
>30
I don't know how to feel.
>>7494165
No it's not okay
ITT: Everybody lies about their score
>>7494139
But I dont have 12. My score was 36.
>>7494169
Feel good.
>>7493913
shitpost incessantly: -39
>>7494138
The fuck does glomps mean?
>>7494149
Yea, but it's a shame this is a free board where everything goes my dude, you need power to enforce things if you want them to work.
>>7494167
It's called OOC.
>>7493912
Cute
>>7493913
>Self grading
>Not seeking approval from HG God King Hoshi-sama
>>7493913
>32
>>7493913
25
I counted it out
>>7494187
Why is the logo upside down?
>>7493941
It could be a bit low
I can name one person you feuded with.
But that is all.
>>7494004
31 no
29 would be more right