tf2g you are (not) me

haha how funny that you made a new one lol!!! why dont you delete yourself from existence you stupid weeb

someone on /a/ said if you use vlc or do anything differently from them you're literally autistic and retarded

so

i dont care about what people on /a/ say

do you care about me

oh

:r

^you arent me
^^yes cutie

>>7478320
you are not me

STOP FUCKING UP MY QUOTES YOU DUMBFUCK

haha i ruined your dumb posts
autists

ruin my dumb ***

*ruins your pal*

oh

ok thats enough internet for today human
*puts human in her bed*

the lights went out in my place
how do i die instantly

you kinda have to stop yourself from living

>>7478334
you are not me

dotsy isn't cute and his dick isn't that big

im bedded

*sleeps*

embedded

*defines a container for an external application or interactive content*

lol anon

stupid motherfuckers must die

i wish i was dotsy's kitty

his what

CAT BOY BF

can't you read
she clearly stated what she wanted to be

elaborate

that's my line

ive been trying to sleep for the past four hours and i cant because its so fucking hot and the lights are out so i cant use my ac and my phone is going to die someone SEND FUCKING HELP

the lights came back
is god a tf2g

if god was a tf2g he'd make me a gril RITE NOW
haha not liek that would happen

What is this

0w0

god is a tf2g
and he likes boys
and he is selfish

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*wakes up*

i liked the previous ******** ******** album more

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*sleeps*

nobody gives a shit about what you like

>>7484436
you are not me

>>7484438
why not

:r

does anyone give a shit about me

yeah
whats up girl

*twirls skirt*

*cringes*

the word "cringe" makes me cringe

^^*pats your head*
^*pats your head*

*purrs*

im epic

i think

oh

*cries*

*kneads your balls*
<:3c

um

(c)Um

*puts some human cream in his coffee*
now that is a d*mn good cup of coffee

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i made coffee

>>7484845
i use milk

i want to milk dotsy

tfw human quotes you *gets hard*

"dotsy"

you are not me

"you are me"

>tfw all tea taste like shit
halp

tfw dotsy will never cum in your tea every morning

*sneezes*
>.<

try putting honey in your tea
if that doesnt work cum in it

shit it my tea

honey hurts my tummy a lot

if you have a pussy stomach then just dont eat anything and die

I've tried that
the pizza guy keeps showing up

shit on my curry

have you tried to stop calling him

he legit said "man i got worried about you, you didn't order for a while"
how the fug do i respond to that

eat THIS

you didn't post anything

thats actually kinda funny
is he cute
have you considered thats he's into you

um

he's like 40
the only cute one is the asian cook and i've only seen him once cause they didn't have any drivers

how is it even possible that you eat so much pizza and are probably fat but you cant drink fucking tea with honey

drive me
*vrooms*

DOTSY-CHAN PLEASE INPREGNANT ME

human im going to fucking punch you

im going to protect human
after i jacked off to her getting bullied

i want to jack off to dotsys voice

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSleegJrdFt1xigsYFvhFew

@261
my parent was terrible, i was raised on pizza
honey upsets my stomach, its the only food i've ever had a bad reaction to
tea just tastes bland

green, peach, some kind of apple, a lot of different mints, the only one i didn't mind so much was lemon.
then some fancy berry shit which was bleh

want to get naked with a big cock alpha male to take advantage of my cute ass with my little cock fully on display as he says things like, "you stupid small dick little bitch", "i bet you make little loads" and, "jesus christ, you're a little homo - you were born to be a cock sucker you dumb fuck" as he just manhandles me and with every thrust, throws me around from side to side like a rag doll. Like a little whining, moaning, abused bitch toy.

>he
dropped

i stopped drinking pop a while ago and now i'm getting bad flavor cravings.
I tried some of the flavored waters but they all got aspartame or sugar

do americans really drink p*p with every meal

Most of us yea
it was all i drank for like 2 years
cause parents r dumb

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pep

im a milk drinker

i had milk with most of mine. pop for when the whole familys come to town

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someone on int gave me about 30 pictures of anime girls drinking coffee and other beverages
fun times

"soda" or "coke" for you non newenglanders

i want to drink humans home made coffee

from what i understand the best coffee in the world is actually cat shit

um

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Oh its a civet my bad

i want to drink dotsys blended feces

not quite cat shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

*licks paw*

cute

my tf2g pals say i'm cute

oh

*cries*

i think they are right

my tf2g pals would NEVER lie to me

i think

why is human so cute and adorable and how is she almost never mean in public even when people are very mean to her

my tf2g pals say i'm perfect

*twirls skirt*

they are right **aps*

>naps
oh

i want to ki** human on the cheeck

i want to *i** dotsy

>lick
what the
thats lewd

um

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM

i dont want to say

Dotsy wants to be dominated.

i'm going to dox dotsy and rape him

be nice human

anonymous is not me

human x suicide otp

um

dotsy isn't cute

dotsy is a fatty

im going to join dotsys hl team as scout and make her play medic so i can record her voice and jerk off to her crying for help and then im going to help her and then im gonna jerk off to her thanking me too

post the recording so i can jerk off too

boys dont cry

of course
everyone should be allowed to jerk off to dotsy whenever they want

what do kiriikps do when they're bored

THAT

or they read 4chan posts or watch things on youtube or play games

>THAT
>///<

you are not me

i wish i had a clone so i could give myself and receive a blowjob without disgusting anyone

just do it in private

but you have me

im *ucked

^^how
^no i dont

motherfukcing BITCH delete your post right now

*cocks you*

cock

cum dripping out of dotsys neet dick running down her legs and dripping on her chair as she hastily tries to wipe it away with her fingers
making the mess only worse

um

tfw u get banned on /trash/
tfw every one of your shitposts gets deleted including the ones that didnt break any rules

how fucking trash do you have to be to get banned from trash

im so trash that i get banned from trash and i sneak in anyways

what did you get banned for

pretty epic stuff

my tf2g pals say im not her

my tf2g pals dont say anything

i dont have tf2g pals

do i really have a ***** ****

who said that you do

my tf2g pal

i wouldnt know because i dont know what the fuck asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk space asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk

is
i wouldnt know what the fuck that is

i meant ***t* ***d

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> 152 posts
> 20 posters
You guys are pathetic lol

now its 21

what the fuck

im like at least 5 of the 20

>do i really have a tasty turd
your tf2g pal is gross

um

dummy
her tf2g pal obviously meant titty food

sleepy

why are you sleepy
its only 6 pm

but its

wait

yeah its 6pm

*ummy

i want to cummy on your tummy

yummy :3

I can't cry anymore
i can't feel sad anymore
i hate being emotionally dead
please send help

sad boy

i don't want to be a boy anymore

put the yummy cummy into my tummy

sad faggot

i want die

die me

sad!

i want to torture the sad anon until she stops reacting (dead)

i want to watch

i want to ******* dotsy

>i want to violate dotsy
kinky

torture

;3

>>7489406
you are not me

haha human you p*rvert

ajajajajajjajaja i know right XD

᠎
᠎
wow incredible. does she let you smell her farts? how smelly are they?

i want the sad anon to wake up with a small version of me that is replacing his dick so that i can cheer him up and talk to him

>>7489449
what do you mean

>>7489485
um

>>7489491
okay

*ums*

>>7489499
:s :r :x lol

>>7489511
s:

:z

>>7489532
· \/
· /\

>>7489549
:•

>>7489568
` ᠎ ᠎ ´ ; ᠎ ᠎ ฯ
, `'.` ;
᠎ ᠎᠎ ·᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ;

>>7489625
um

>>7489633
but i ummed 10 minutes ago

>>7489660
oh

Um my life into pieces
this is my last you are not me

>>7489704
what do you mean

>>7489719
you are not me

suffocation
no breeding
Don't give a shit if i Um off this building

>>7489740
what do you mean

*Guitar Solo*

>>7489740
what do you mean

>>7489776
you are not me

>>7489797
:r
:s
:x
*licks paw*
*sleeps*
*ums*
*wags tail*
*wakes up*
add me id/180019213
am i X
do(es) X really Y
dotsy isnt cute
i dont want to say
i think
im embarrassed to say
is X really Y
me.jpg
me and my tf2gfu.jpg (fucking rip lol)
my tf2g pals say im X
oh
um
what do you mean
why
why not
X me
you are not me

*Guitar solo

i took my pills tonight
cause im losing my pal
losing my mind
wishing someone would tell me im x

oh shit
i forgot about "i took my m*ds"
god damn

Share pillz with me ploz


Can you Um that?

um me

Aw shit

*ums her out of my dick*

whoa

did that really just happen

heck yes it did

oh
nice d*bs

>>7490112
you are not me

>>7490119
um

a wat at at at

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am i fast

>>7490151
you are NOT me

>>7490169
um

>>7490180
:s

*cough cough*

*fap fap*

*nap nap*

what does sucking balls with your mouth feel like

what does sucking balls with your ass feel like

i want to suck dotsy's balls with my fist

be nice human

um

>>7490622
If you post garbage like this you might as well not post anything at all.

>>7490609
Who is human? Fuck off with your IRC circle jerk.

>>7490574
>>7490545
>>7490513
Disgusting, gay, IRC bullshit.

>>7490991
>If you post garbage like this you might as well not post anything at all.
If you post garbage like this you might as well not post anything at all.

>le irc boogeyman

um

le me

>>7491017
>>If you post garbage like this you might as well not post anything at all.
>If you post garbage like this you might as well not post anything at all.
If you post garbage like this you might as well not post anything at all.

>>7491017
I could say the same thing to you, you ridiculous creature.

>>7491034
Speak up gay teenager.

i want to be dominated and humiliated by the rude irrelevant anon

i want to watch

sp**k up

*spooks*
boo

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WHAT THE FUCK

haha just joking its me im not a ghost :)) joke

when i die i wont become a ghost

>>7491120
You little piece of shit take my giant dick in your slutty ass hole. Yeah you like that you worthless trashcan? My cum is wasted on your useless fuck hole you dumb homo boy. AAAAAH yeah- don't you dare let a single drop of this touch the ground you hear me!? Eat it up, eat my cum out of your ass or I'll make you regret it, slutboy.

>>7491120
>I want to be dominated on Steam because I don't have a job and I'm too afraid to come out to my parents, who I'm cohabiting with
Get a grip you fucking loser.

It's amazing how unfunny the rest of you are, by the way.

>>7491210
you are not me

where are these people getting that information from

>>7491227
Disgusting.

What is even the point of this place anyways? It would be deleted on any other board, and there's nothing interesting here.

i found a song that is uncannily similar to another more famous song, but only the intro

its kinda cool

᠎>᠎>7491231
but i dont use steam and im studying and my parents know im gay i just dont get fucked in the ass every day because im too socially inept
>im gonna try to guess everyone's life like it's easy so i can feel smarter and superior in an anonymous chatroom and do a terrible fucking job at it
damn
can we stop replying to le edgy "im better than everyone in this shitty general!!!" man now

someone on reddit found a song that is uncannily similar to another song

who was it

>>7491325
You seem sort of upset. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Take care anon.

Also, isn't this thread about TF2? Why would you not have steam?

u/atticuslynch

what song was it

>it
but there are two

>isn't this thread about TF2?

i remember i posted some tf2

alright
which songs were it

>what song was it
which one
the one thats original or the one that sound similar to the first one

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ttf2 (threadly tf2)

>it
um

i wasnt paying attention to other comments
grand illusion by blue cross and one hundred years by the cure

Okay, I'll try to be open minded and I won't try to hurt any of your feelings. Why do you come here? Do you all know each other?

is there supposed to be a plural form there or what

i want to hurt dotsy's ********

i want to hurt dotsy's assholes too

yes we all jerk off together while playing terraria

i bet hes gonna try to hurt our feeling after he found out more about us

oh noo
what should we do

}still talking to her
bud why
DD:

>>7491502
I'm not going to try to hurt your feelings, I said I was sorry.

>>7491501
Weird. Did you ever play TF2?

>i want to hurt dotsy's assholes too
be nice human

she is not her

everyone in this thread is a her

Emily, you don't have to play. You are not her, and she is not me.

are you me too

is that a quote
it sounds like a quote

time to suck dick

is that a quote too

What I said about Christmas trees made me believe there were two of me, and one of them would have said "Hannah" way before now.

steam is down

how will i talk to my *** friend now

but then again who doesnt suck dick

is ******* your *** friend

>FUCK

yes!

cant you talk to her on the discord

>fuck
>yes
what did HE mean by this

does she really go there

no :3c

http://en.genzu.net/sokan/?n=kiriikp%0Ahuman

not anymore

bbb kicked her

she never fucking talked or came online and also shes a disgusting tranny so it was ok to kick her

i want to *** ****** *** ** ******* **** kiriikp

why

:r

·Ɔ Г
·Ɔ L

why not

:s

i need to shower

>>7491824
That's really mean.

Also, I'm still hoping for somebody to tell me why they come here. I promise I won't be mean again.

can i join

http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/human!kiriikp!20170201

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\_/ ᠎ | ᠎ ᠎ ᠎ ᠎᠎|

can i join too

um

>>7491864
its a circlejerk of us, the shitty people who got banned in /vg/'s tf2g for shitposting
i dont know what you were expecting but theres no super deep explanation
its just a shitty fucking circlejerk

>Ecstasy of human : 0 times

lmao

move up i guess>>7491927>>7491927>>7>>7491927491927

>>7491904
Thanks for answering. I'm sorry if I hurt anybody's feelings.

And please be nice to each other. Everybody coming here is probably a little bit lonely or unsure of their lives, so be supportive of one another.

human is NOT a top
http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/kiriikp!human!20170201