ITT: Pokemon are real. What pokemon would make a good start

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I'd make a great starter, three stage, two solid things, good stats, I got it all!

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>>7466058
The sweet release of death

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Go Go Ghetsis Hostile Takeover
>evens: every McGhetsis cyborg starts destroying every Fast Food Restaurant they can find
Odds: all the cyborgs start fighting each other instead

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>the duo land facefirst into his soft fluff instead because he's broken down again and curled into a ball

>>7466058
Vapey here
Still using my trainers dex he cant find me yet lol
Eevee for sure

oh and Sylveon ill talk to Frankie about the thing but i didnt ask what youve got
besides ribbons ;^)
it can be a surprise heehee
> Frustrated trainer noises
be right back

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>>7466104
Chin up kid, at least you aren't a Magikarp.

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>>7466104
>Floating scissors: Accost the hippie
>Evens: Snip at hairtie point
>Odds: Very tiny cut on cheek

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>>7466058
kill me
>>7466115
>softness
>sob uncontrollably into soft thing

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>>7466138
>Arceus intervention
>The scissors disappear
That's too far kiddo
Stick to butt tricks

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>>7466162
>. . .
>Ghetto butt trick god himself
>Prepares for annihilation

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>>7466058
Magnemite for sure.

>>7466115
The softest pillow.

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>>7466162
>>7466181
Yo anyone got any popcorn?

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>>7466181
Can't butt trick what doesn't have a butt kiddo.

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(Hey, real talk, what's your favorite thing about these threads?

As autistic as it makes out to be, I somewhat like the idea of continued commentary with my choice from PMD, pic related.)


>>7466125
Hey, that's a little insulting to them, dummy!

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>>7466115
>muffled sounds of distress
>>7466153
>group hug

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>>7466104
>>7466153
>Wraps them both in soft fluff using his tail
>Wonders through the sadness how he wound up with the only other people who might share his level of depression right now

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>>7466238
>>7466240
>hug
>roll for composure
>evens stop sobbing odds start mumbling about curling irons

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>the McGhetsis looks at the Crying Trio of cat, N and Gladion
Go Go Ghetsis Boot kick
>evens McGhetsis starts kicking them and yells at them "to get over it"
>odds: malfunction and launch a curling irons instead

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>>7466213
>...He has a point.

>>7466240
>Assault with psychic spaghetti from the McGhetsis
>Evens: Cooked and very saucey
>Odds: Uncooked and just shatters

>>7466153
>>7466238
>>7466240
Fuck you guys are depressing.
Maybe you guys could like... Stream truth or dare or some shit, with other people in the thread doing the questions and dares.
Maybe that'll lighten the mood a little

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>>7466215
You need to come up with better insults, kid

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>>7466215
(Don't worry about the autism, I'm here for exactly that)

>>7466240
>curses at himself for not being able to see a thing

>>7466267
>attempt to comfort with back ru-
>>7466271
>hit in the back of the head
>KO'd

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>>7466058
>W-why wouldn't you pick me right? i mean im not pikachu b-but still! you picking me is totally a wrong choice!
i feel like this exactly what mimikyu thinks if it ever became a starter everyday

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>>7466312
(Avatar fag fail, first time for everyone)

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>>7466271
>ptsd induced fear sobs
>>7466312
nnoo
>>7466271
>throw punch

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>>7466281
I mean, I'd just prefer you not to say things like that. I have a good friend who's a magikarp.

Please?

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>>7466312
>Evens: attempt to steal the necklace again
>Odds: Laugh at his misfortune.

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>>7466271
>>7466277
>Takes a curling iron to the head and spaghetti everywhere else
>Accepts this as punishment for his post crimes
>>7466280
... Maybe

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>>7466352
If you'll stop whining, then fine.

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Ironing board!

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>>7466354
>>7466271
>Zekrom used Outrage!

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>>7466354
>grab curling iron
>swing for the krookodile

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>>7466343
Go GO Ghetsis, Run like a Kenyan
>getsis runs off and jumps off the frigate midair

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>>7466058
Obvious.

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>>7466389
>Go go Zekrom Bolt Strike

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>>7466354
>>7466389
Throw these son of bitches off the frigate, make them walk the gangplank

>>7466280
If this happens it will be a private session.

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>>7466388
>POIT
>Evens: Large amount of ketchup lands on gladions head
>Odds: All over N intsead

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>>7466372
Wha-
>>7466384
>ow
Didn't go for the Electric attack....
Smart...
>>7466388
>double ow
Kr-krookodile....
>KO

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>>7466371
I'm not whining, friend.
I'm just trying to make myself clear, since I thought that was a little insensitive. Nothing wrong with that, yeah?

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>>7466433
>snatch necklace
YOU DONT TOUCH ME AND N AGAIN
>keep hitting him

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>>7466429
>>7466446
>>7466456
>is still knocked out

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>>7466413
well there goes yet another of my cyborgs
At least I have insurance this time

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>>7466479
>SWING
>SWING
>SWING

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You don't know me, but one day, one day soon, I'm going to burn the grounds of Kanto and scatter the ashes throughout the world to ensure a fruitful and disgustive impression, for the clarity of my rule.

For the diglets! For the dugtrio!

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>>7466431
>Zekrom takes the ketchuping for N
>>7466493
>And picks up Gladion

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>>7466520
>fear response
>swing at ideals dragon
leave me alone DONT TOUCH ME

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>>7466493
>is like, actually kill now. Wow

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>just curls up around N trying to be useful and protect him from further trauma
>And because at this point a ball is his natural state

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>>7466531
>Go Go Alakazam SPOON
>Evens: Clocked in the forehead with a high velocity spoon
>Odds: Clinks to the floor

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>>7466531
>The dragon makes a very unamused face
>And sets him down away from the dead Krookodile
>He then goes to try and poke N awake
>Evens he wakes up sputtering
>Odds he's still in KO land

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>>7466566
>>7466579
oh god
>go check on N and stabcat

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>>7466566
Perfectly spherical form achieved (dubs confirmed).

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>>7466546
C̷̶̠̲̭͎̖O̶̧̝̝̗̩̳̞͢Ḿ̮͖̱ͅE̷̩̳̲͔̼ͅ ̗̮̩̳͖͘T̸̡̖͈̩̪̱̺̱̬̰͘O̢͎̣͍̠̯̕ ̲̦̹̠͈̤͔̯̕M̖̠͔̰͓͡A̷̖͙̹̠̼̙̣̕͞M̺̬͍̻̫̺͡Ą̠͖̙̰́ ̼̜͉̠̹͕̼̣͢͝B͚̩̰͘͟A̶̪̤̬̠̼B̠̱̰̱̺͚̙͎̟Y̫̼͟͡͡ͅ

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>>7466546
Well... like, I really thought 'chu'd last longer, bro.
Even Clark didn't die that fast.

>the Raichu tries to Psychic the corpse out. It's not very effective.

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>>7466616
>slashes

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>>7466622
>ghostly screaming

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>>7466636
>slashed across chest
>swing at with curling iron

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>>7466616
>He's in KO land
>Back of his head is bleeding pretty bad
>probably more likely to die from inhaling his hair though
>Zekrom poke awake attempt two

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>>7466636
>Psychic the knife out of stab mans hands into:
>Evens: Gladions wrists
>Odds: The wall

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>>7466676
>KO

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>>7466677
>....
>Dubsfail
>N is sleeping beauty now

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>>7466677
>wake N wake N wake N wake N
>>7466680
>oh god theres so much blood
>>7466699
>pinch his nose

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>>7466680
>John shows up to do some first aid, screaming for help.

>>7466693
In his frustrated rage he smashes knifeguy with his pipe.

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>>7466709
>Odds
>He's still not waking up
>Better stop before you kill him

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>meanwhile an arbok can be seen sneakily dragging off the dead Krookodile using its mouth

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>Oh shit what is that hangliding.
>The psycho themselves
>Evens land fine Odds twist ankle

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>>7466887
>smack him
>lightly

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>>7466709
>Panicked mouse noises
>Attempts at triage
>please don't fucking die

>>7466709
>Spooky Flying Knife acquires a new target:
>Evens: Bonk Gladion in the forehead with the backedge
>Odds: More emo cuts

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>>7466915
im cool
dont worry
>pass out on N from bloodloss
>>7466930
>definitely out now

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>>7466930
>John grabs the knife.
> Evens: he slams it into the wall and snaps the blade off, permanently disabling it.
> Odds: he cuts himself.

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>>7466897
IS THIS A BAD TIME

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>>7466897
>Zekrom is panicking tonight
>BOLT STRIKE
>>7466912
>He wakes up coughing
Oh Arceus....
>>7466943
Oh Arceus!
>Pick up the boyfriend bridal style and head for the med bay

>>7466943
>And thus, Alakazams thirst for fuckery was quenched.
>Evens: First aid kit bonk
>Odds: Just painkillers

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>>7466943
>DESPERATE FIRST AID AN CALLING FOR MORE PEOPLE TO HELP
>>7466965
YES

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>is more red than white from all the blood
>Is whimpering, wanting the suffering to end one way or another

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>>7466965
Yes it's a bad time.

Go take your meds.

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>>7466930
fuckIhavetodosomething
go go porygon2

>Hal rushing faster than ever before through the Interwebs

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>>7466977
>Rust would survive a legendary dubsfail right?
OW
OKAY I GET IT
>>7466984
BYE
>Sneak into lunch room
>>7467005
BITE ME

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>>7466977
>Dubsfail
>Zekrom is so panicked his electricity fucks up and fries all electronics in the room
>Also N starts coughing up blood and stumbles a bit
>Gotta hurry to the med bay

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>>7466977
>>7466981
>>7466984
>roll for something
>like not dying
>in movies?

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>>7467024
Don't say that unless you mean it, cause I will.

You know I'm stupid enough to do it.

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>>7466977
>Rolls after the only people who seemed to be able to help him

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>>7467042
> Ray is helping!
> Trying to stanch the bleeding
> Grabbing bandages
> Screaming for medics

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>>7467008
>>7467042
>Hal pops out a nearby computer just in time to get fried
>evens it barely stays conscious

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Ỳ̩̠̥͇̗͔̕Ḙ̶̭͖̞̮̻̞S̡͖͇S̠͔̳̯͢S̷̷̲̲͎͍̣͍̗̯͜S̛̥̤͚͖ ̮̘̯̲͝ ̸͉̱͙̯͕͓ ̵̵̥͈̬̹͈ ͙̲̥̘͍̀͡ͅ ̢͓̥̕ ̧̭͇̞̗͢͝J̶͇̠͖̘͖̤̬̞̜̕O͙̳͟Ị̧̻͓Ǹ̶̡̳͈̜̮̱ ̧̛͖̗̞̪́M̟̖͈̘̖͓̩͜Ȩ̬̭̜̪̩͕͞ ̡̻̜̳̰̲̹̯͍M̤̪͕͘O̟̗R̹̪̭͟͠T̥̖̻̱̙̖A͚̗͖̼͓̕L͟͡͏̪͓̞̗͙̱͙̪̲S̛͔̺̦̙

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>>7467067
>Bonks into wall and passes out

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>roll for some undertale shit
>evens hold on odds let go

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>>7467042
>>7467046
>N stumbles into med bay, Gladion in arms
C..
COLRESS
... HEL...
HELP ME COLRESS

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>>7467104
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?
>Roll for composure.
>Get medical equipment.

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>>7467075
>SYSTEMS FAILURE
>HEALTH: 0%
>SHUTTING DOWN
>meanwhile back home, an eviolite was left in a shelf

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>[S] RUST: Continue to be a useless piece of shit.
>Evens they go help somehow Odds they keep shoving sandwiches down their gullet

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>>7467132
>UNIT ONE: ASSIST?
>UNIT ONE: SILK PRODUCTION ACTIVATE
>APPLY AS BANDAGES?

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>>7467132
He needs a transfusion, sir, and fast.
>John checks his memory, what fucking blood type is he again?

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>>7467175
Yes Unit One, do that.
>>7467180
I have blood in my med bay.
>Check fancy drawers.
>Roll for having universal donor.

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>>7467163
God damnit rust take your meds.

You're lucky I can't get up there.

>Spades: Play with another roggenrola

And that I'm also busy with this dude.

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Guess who escaped early
Medical stuff on the way
>hoops
>Evens: extra medical equipment gets hooped to Gladions general location
>odds Gladion gets Covered in enough blood to bath in

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>roll to wake up and go find GladioN to help

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wh-y
>roll for survival

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>>7467180
>80
>>7467196
Worst case, sir, you're got an O-Positive donor on hand good for a pint.
>John rolls up his sleeves.
>>7467214
Don't die on us, buddy.
Hang on for Silvally and for N, damn it!

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>>7467214
>Somehow helps
>Probably by being a living sponge and cleaning wounds

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I knew I smelled blood, but I didn't think there'd be so much of it...

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>>7467214
Let's take this nicely.
>Roll for composure.
>Begin staunching wounds and begin transfusion.
>>7467232
>>7467235
We have this under control.

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>Roll for composure
>Evens he holds it together and tries to help
>Odds he bawls in a corner

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>>7467249
>9
>Okay freak out a little.
>Reroll for composure.
>Keep working.

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>rolls to regain a single 1% of health

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>>7467214
>UNIT ONE: APPLY SILK BANDAGES
>AFTER USING LASERS TO CLOSE WOUNDS

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>>7467257
If that kid dies, mind if I drink the rest of him up?
I flew here all the way from Johto, and I'm not leaving until I get something to drink.

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>That is some serious iron I smell wooooow.
>>7467255
>Touc-
>Actually just watch the surgery.

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>>7467257
>>7467249
Stick to putting robots back together
>hoops
>evens: a qualified surgion is hooped to the room
>odds a brick comes flying out the Hoop at Colress

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>>7467257
>UNIT ONE: SLAP SOME COMPOSURE INTO THIS FUCKER

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>>7467279
Can I get some blood too?

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>>7467255
>Joins N in the "we're fucking broken" corner

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>>7467257
>Deep breaths.
>Hands shaking.
>Roll for composure.
>>7467294
That-
Fine.
>>7467299
>HE IS LESS COMPOSED
WHY DID YOU HIT ME

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>>7467310
Where the hell did you come from?

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>>7467311
>Rust: Roll for boundaries.
>Evens they comfort the zang with a pat. Odds they're licking the blood off him.

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>>7467272
>REBOOTING
>HEALTH: 1%
>MOVE TO MEDBAY
>Rolling for prerecorded "everyone calm down" message

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>>7467279
>>7467310
.... If I see you within a mile radius of this ship I'm going to fry you over and over until there's nothing left to become a ghost.

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>gottahold on for N
>for silvally
>for microwave burritos

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>>7467316
>SLAP AGAIN
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF UNITS 2-4
>ONE MAN SURGEON TEAM: POSSIBLY HAPPEN

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Jesus christ what the fuck is even going on up there?

>Spades: Attempt to eat other roggenrola

H-HEY, no. Stop that.

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>>7467325
I followed you.
...
Oh, wait. I don't think you are the Crobat I was looking for.

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>>7467344
>message comes out in a scientifically proven to be soothing tone
>AWAITING COMMANDS
>COMMANDS ACCEPTED FROM: STREAMBRO, COLRESS

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>>7467362
>Why is my unit hitting me
>Why is there blood everywhere
>Roll for composure
>WHY ISNT THIS SURGEON DOING ANYTHING
>>7467350
>Fuck it keep going. Sew the kid up.

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>>7467347
First come first serve huh?
Enjoy your meal, because I'll be waiting for you to kick the bucket as well...
>>7467369
Go back to where ever you came from, it's too risky for a kid to be this far away from the caves.

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>>7467384
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>OVERRIDE COMMANDS: PLAY ENYA
>>7467402
>UNITS ONE - FOUR:
PERFORM SURGERY

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>>7467403
Don't worry, I'll be fine.
I have a friend, and he's really nice and caring.
Anyways, goodbye.

>>7467347
Sorry.
I say some weird things when I'm hungry.

>>7467402
>Surgeon gets over the "where am i" shock
>Surgeon actually does shit, mostly getting stuff for the intimidating robugs
>Don't critfail please

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>>7467402
>that sure is some sewing
>>7467428
>roll to say something
>evens its a little laugh odds its a gurgle

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>>7467444
Whatever you say, kid.

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>thinks to himself and accidentally types his thoughts into the dex out of habit
Why am I not doing anything I should be helping why am I always so useless when it really matters why can't I do anything right oh god Gladion please be okay N please don't kill me for ruining everything again

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>>7467444
I... Accept your apology.
It's just not a good time, considering my lover may or may not die.
>>7467403
You better hope I never see you during your life time.

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>SURGERY SURGERY
>Rust: Roll to help.
>Evens they help keep the equipment clean. Odds ... they're licking the blood off.

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>>7467477
>Ray is having exactly none of this.
>Ray uses Thunderbolt on the freak fucking up the surgery!!

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>>7467428
>COMMANDS LIST OVERRIDDEN
>COMMANDS ACCEPTED FROM: UNIT ONE
>DOWNLOADING ENYA DISCOGRAPHY
>rolling for download

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>>7467402
Ĵ̶͈̩͔̪̹̰̪̌ͭ͗͟Ǘ̸̡̨̹̣̥̖̼̦͖͔̹̑̂S̡̧͓̺̺̫̳̝̏̈́̈̒̈́͑̊̉͢T͕̳̭͊ͭ͂ͯ̕͠ ̨̳̯̲͛ͪͭ̂R̗̘͕̯͔͉͐͂̓̆͐̎͞E̢̧̥̜̊̇̿ͦM̧̩̟͍̈̅͒ͮ̔͛͛ͧ̕ͅE̦̠͎̙̱̻͚̤̍̋̐M̸̢̝̯͚͗ͭͮ̅̕B̮͕ͬ̋̈̑̈ͫE̵̥̯̬͋ͦ̿̽ͩͦ͑͂͢Ŕ̴̨̡͙͈ͮ͗̐̍ͣ̽ ͍̦̖̳̹̿ͩ̆͛͜͟͟A̵̠͍̗͕̲̅́̓̒ͦ̀L̩̪̔͆̏ͦ̒̈̏͂̂ͅW̷̵͚̘͐ͨ̈́̄ͦA̧͔͕̠͑͐́̑̈́̓̓Ÿ͕̗̪͉͔͈̳͇́S̸͍͕̔͌ͨͣ́̏ͩ͆̀͠
̣͍̺͙̫̘͌͆̕͢ͅ ͏͔̞͕̫̭̪̹̤͝
̨̞̦̪͇̺̮͆̽͑͐͐͋̆
̻̬̉ͪͨͨ͊̾̆̈́̚ ͫ̓̌́́̚͏̻̥̤͍̜̻̰̥
̰̳̥̙͇͓̞̍ͪ̾͋̌͟͡W̝̻͓̻͍͑͗ͫ̃ͦH̴̡͉͖̟̼̎͆̒ͯ͒̀͐E̹̦̪̯̹̞͐ͤ̍ͤ̚N̢̯͚̱͉̩͓̽̂̔͊̈́̈ͧ́ ̬͙̼͍̮̃̀Ẏ̺̬͓̤̹̣͉͌̈́̎̃ͩͦͤͧ́ͅO̸͈̥ͩ̒̑͜͡U̞͙̗̘̠͊͆̇͠͠ ̙͈̭̍̍ͬ̏̆̽͛̅̀̀C͍͈͊̎ͨ̀̔ͮ̀ͬ́́Ḁ̸̡̘̪̔ͭ̆ͣ̽̕M̨̛̺̪̙͚̋̔̆ͧ͗̀ͩ̃͟Ȩ͎̣͖̲̩͎͖͈͆ ̠̹̭̘͚ͣ̋ͭ͊͗̒̉̑̏C̥͔̬̜͕͇͓͗͌ͬ͞L̨̼̯̜̼̞̺ͧ̋́ͧ̌͌ͦ͗ͭ͢Ö́͑̊̎ͮ͏̸̣͔͖͔̼̻͘S͖̲͓̖͊ͭ͛̿͒͂͂ͮE̴̴͙̳ͧ̒̕ͅ ̶̧̗̳̦̖͂͊͋̄̽̚T̤͖̩̥̩̋ͣ̈́O̝̱̞̟ͭ̍̐̀ ͎̭͓̇̽̓̚͢͝D̷̤̮̱̱̥̝͇̻ͮ̊ͫE̡͙͇͙̳̱̙͋ͬ́Ą̙̗͍̜̱̣̠̄ͬ̐̓̽́ͅT͈̖͚̠̰ͦ̍̍̍̅͠Ḣ̴̜̥̫͇̜͍͐ͮ͛͊̾ͬ ̳̥͉͍̜̜̉͌̋͌́͜I̩̘̺͇͍̟̓̃ͩͣ͑ͪ̅̕͜ ͎͒͊̍̉̍ͯͬ̑͠F̘͚̠͙̞͎̈́̎̂̓͑͛̍͟ͅI͖̳̟̻̯̫͍̣̮ͤ̂̾̈ͦ͡N̜̻̗̘̥͌̄̀G̩̮̥̖̯͂ͪͨ͑̐̀͟E̸̡͍̎ͩͦ͋̿̀̚Ŕ̺̗̹͓̗̱̜̬̿ͪ̄̉̊̽͞E̷̛̯̻̖̋̉͂̔́D̖̗̰͔̙̪͌̈ͣ͢ͅͅͅ ͙̗͍̰̎̆̚͡Ỵ̶͙̬̎ͦO̺̭̦͚͓͛͊̀ͮ͘U̶̧̟̪̫͔ͦͪ͌ͫ̽R̶̲̰̫͙̮̽̒͆ ̷̮̞̬̺̱̱͇̠ͯ̏ͣ̾̏S̷̳̖͕̼̯̣̼͆̏͜͠O̝͉͕̻͇̗̗̜̊̅̆͛̔̀ͨ͢͜ͅṴ̜̰̙̇ͯͪ̎ͩ́͟͟Ļ̵̘͙̠͍̬̫̲̬͔̐̆̅͒ͧ͛ͧͩ

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>>7467474
Whatever...
>mutters to himself
Damn, what crawled this guy's ass and died?

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>>7467477
>ASSUMIG DIRECT CONTROL: TARGET: UNIT FIVE
>COMMAND: DRAG INTRUDER AWAY
>>7467450
>UNITS 1-4 CONTINUE SURGERY
>EVENS SURGERY DONE
>ODDS NEEDS MORE SURGERY

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>Casually munching omnidimensional popcorn while watching the thread

>>7467490
Zaprat please.

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>>7467490
>WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SHOCKING ME
>RUN
>Maybe lick that Zangoose a little.
>>7467505
>OOOH RED ROBOT
>TRIP IT

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>>7467499
(meant to respond to)
>>7467450

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>>7467474
Wish I could help somehow.
I hope he turns out okay...

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pain
why
>>7467505
ow

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>>7467520
>N has the look of a man about to tear someone's throat out with his teeth
BACK. OFF.
>>7467500
IT'S ABOUT TO BE YOU.

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>>7467493
>DOWNLOADING ENYA DISCOGRAPHY TORRENT
>CONNECTED TO 1 SEED
>DOWNLOAD FINISHED IN: 8 HOURS
>DOWNLOADING

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>>7467537
>UNITS ONE THROUGH FOUR :
MORE SURGERY
>SAME EVENS ODDS

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>>7467500
>[S] RUST: Be useful.
>Evens they drag the bat out of the room. Odds they stare at it menacingly.

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>>7467557
>he coughs
oh that hurts

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>>7467557
How are your blood supplies holding up?

>>7467572
Hold on. You're going to make it, buddy.

>>7467559
>John draws the pipe. If the other psycho gets near the operating table, shit will get real.

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>>7467572
>SURGERY
>EVENS PLEASE

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>>7467540
Look dude, I'm gonna be Frank with you;
You need.
To take.
A chill pill.

Seriously, as someone who has some anger issues myself, you're only escalating this.
Sorry if I was sounding a little rude, that's just how I am sometimes. But this anger is not going to help your friend in any way.

So just take a arceus damn breather, and calm the fuck down. Okay?
>>7467559
You too bud.

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you guys are taking too long to put him back together
>Hoop
>evens: Gladion Gets Hooped into a hospital
>odds: Gladion ends up on right on the edge of the Ships Deck

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>>7467588
everything hurts
>>7467590
am i dead
my fucking chest and arms

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>>7467588
John I swear to god, I will come up there.

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>>7467588
>Rust: PIPE FRIEND PIPE FRIEND PIPE FRIEND
>Poke him with the pipe.

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>>7467594
I have had enough today. If you contact me aga-
>>7467600
>look of pure horror

>>7467621
> John resists the urge to go full Alolan Psycho and tries to walk Rust out of med-bay.
We should probably be elsewhe-
>>7467600
ohshit.

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>>7467623
don't worry he is in Castelia hospital

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>>7466058

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>>7467600
>wake up on operating table
>oh god this is like the phantom pain
>hobble out

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>>7467600
You stupid motherfucker
>migraine intensifies

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>>7467637
HEY HEY HEY HEY
WHERED YOU GET THE PIPE

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>>7467609
>UNIT ONE: THROW SILVALLY PLUSH AT GLADION
>GLADION: CONFINED TO-
>>7467600
>ROBOT CURSING

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>>7467623
Fine, you don't want my help.

Keep being an emotional train wreck, because the first step of getting better is admitting you have a problem.

There are a lot worse people off than you. There are Cubones without loving families, they have to survive purely on their own. And sure, that might cry, a lot. But you know what happens next? They evolve, and become the most badass Marowak you've ever seen.

You need to be come a Marowak.

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>Sigh

>>7467638
>>7467640
>Get Spades back in his ball and go make sure Gladion doesn't fall down a flight of stairs or hobble into the street

>>7467651
>Note to self: get a pipe.

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>>7467600
>Sees the hoop vanish Gladion
>Becomes ball of fear and PTSD

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>>7467651
I got it from a recycling center on the outskirts of Hau'Oli City. It's saved my bacon more than once.
> The power of distraction, trying to get Rust away from the people not holding up.

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>roll for bluff
>evens gladion gets out of the hospital fine odds hes fucking arrested

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>>7467684
COOL!
SABI STOLE THIS ONE FROM HER EX
THE ONE THAT MADE MEEEEE
>RUST: Poke new friend.

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>>7467686

>Wave at the frenchfry

Yo, you okay bud?

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>>7467712
>roll for bluff
>evens "yeah fine" odds "i feel like a corpse dude"

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>>7467638
........
>N just returns to the master bedroom to lay with Silvally and Anomalesia
>Dogs fix all problems

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>>7467729
Yeah, you kinda look like a corpse.

C'mon let's get y'all sat on a bench till your friends come get ya.

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>>7467733
>silvally is very curious about where gladion went
>roll for dog curiosity: evens investigate odds stick snout under sheets
>>7467741
thanks
>follow batman

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>>7467702
>John tries to keep his cool
Nice. It's got a good balance to it.
>chuckle
Don't you have a boyfriend, though?

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I'VE GOT VISUALS
Public IP camera pointed just at the entrance of the Castelia general Hospital, Gladion just exited and do I know that baseball dude?

How fast can the frigate go?

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>>7467749
>RUST: Flip out.
I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU FUCK
EVEN SABI DOESNT
I AM NOT FUCKING SABI

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>>7467733
>7733
>Anomalesia sits on N's chest and is apparently very stressed about the fact that he wasn't within view at all times
>>7467748
>N would talk to Silvally and let the doggo, but he's busy being crushed

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>>7467733
>Rolls back to N to apologise for being a useless shit who ruins everything

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>>7467748
>Lead the frenchfry to the park bench I crashed on

Aight. Y'all relax here, uh, you want a drink or somethin?

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>>7467761
. . .
Sorry about that.
I think I'm going to have to rescue my boss, want to grab coffee afterwards?

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>>7467765
>doggo is in full blood sniff mode
>>7467778
>fucking flop into that bench
yeah like
water please
>shakily hand bat man LusamineTM credit card
here use mine
its like 4382 or something

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>>7467773
>Bumps into wall again
>Comes out of ball and tries to help N with his doggo

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>>7467780
IS THAT THE
THE
MARMOSET THING?
I WANNA HELP
>Follow regardless

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>>7467804
Gotcha, bud.

>Joe: go get water from the vending machine

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>>7467773
At least you, being there, can attempt to help at all.

I at most can watch and send over Hal to... wait a second can someone bump it a little he seems stuck on something and is not replying to anything.

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Well... Now what?

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>>7467823
>Shitty machine wont drop it

>Joe: Kick the stupid piece of shit machine

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>>7467812
He's my old boss, new boss was on the table. One of my new bosses, anyway.
Right now, let's just be ready to drop in and check on my old boss.
>>7467830
> John goes over and gives Hal a gentle nudge.

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>>7467830
Uh... Sup?

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>>7467823
>>7467839
>oh god
>stay conscious think about N
>evens its pure odds its lewd
>laugh at joe a little

>>7467839
>God damnit

>Joe: Brutalize vending machine

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well Almost everyone survived, lets celebrate
>hoop
>evens: confetti and balloons get Hooped all over the Frigate
>odds: Mud and bricks get hooped instead

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>>7467840
COOL
>Follow new pipe based friend.
>>7467830
>POKE DATA BEAST

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>>7467852
(Fuck)
>>7467849
>Fish water bottle out of now busted ass machine

>Return to the french fry demon and hand it over

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>>7467804
>N is suddenly grateful he's a Pokeglot
.... Silvally.
What are you looking for?
>>7467810
>Anomalesia gives susicious looks at Emrys
Don't know you!
Hello!
Keep new master safe!
Don't touch!!
Am good Type Null!
Guard him!
Earn place!

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>>7467858
>Poison Fangs as much balloons as he can
>Evens: He manages to pop them all
>Odds: Only pops a few.

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>>7467868
>chug water like its out of style
fuck
do you
do this often
you kno take guys out to the hospital
get him a drink
>pained laughter
>>7467869
>concerned dog noises at mystery blood

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>>7467847
Hello, there's no blood for you here and if you attempt anything funny I'm contractually obligated to Thunder Wave your ass.

>>7467840
>>7467861
>BZZZT HEALTH: 1%
>SYSTEMS CRITICAL
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>RETURN HOME

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>>7467897
I swear everyone here has a stick up their ass. I don't even want the blood anymore.

What are you even doing?

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>>7467888
Oh, yeah, all the time.

You gonna want another one'a those?

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>>7467888
>>7467868
>>7467917
>shoot

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>>7467869
Sir, we should be coming up on Castelia soon. Permission to accompany the retrieval team?
> Notices stressed doggos
> Tries to talk to doggos
Ssshhh... Gladion got hurt but he's okay. He's gonna make it. We're going to go get him back, okay? He'll be back, and everything will be fine, I promise.

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Man I'm sure glad I helped.
Not. I need a drink.

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>>7467897
>DATA BEAST GONE
>HOW
>>7467926
>TUG ON FRIEND'S SHIRT
WHERE DID THE DATA BEAST GO

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>>7467919
>hoops
>evens Gunguy gets hooped into a volcano
>odds he gets hooped into the middle of a school

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>>7467919
Listen fucko.

I ain't in the mood for your shit right now.

Go grab somethin outta the machine and beat it.

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>>7467917
ill be fine
>>7467919
you fucking missed!
>>7467940
thanks

>>7467919
>A cop sees it.
NOT ON MY WATCH YOU FUCKING DON'T!
> Policefag sends out Pangoro!
>Pangoro uses Hammer Arm on gun guy!

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>>7467888
...oh.
I think that's....
Gladion's?
Don't worry, he's fine.
>Offer a hand for pets from underneath Anomalesia
>>7467926
Certainly.
This may end up being a Type: Null greeting party.

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>>7467932
>Evens sneak into the frigate through an open window
>Odds the window wasn't open at all, it was just Windexed, smack.

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>>7467940
Or not.

Thanks, hoopla.

>>7467949
Aight, famalam.

>Plop down on the ground next to the bench

Now we just gotta wait for your buddies to show up.

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>>7467987
>ow
Oh come on!

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>>7467913
Watching everyone almost goddamn die because of spooky knifes from nowhere and being unable to do much about it. So yeah: moods through the proverbial gutter.

>>7467939
Data beast has the freedom to move over the Internet. He's safe now with me, healing up and swearing to never forget the Eviolite again.

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>>7467978
>nervous hand licks
>>7467990
dude you can like sit
>move your fat ass gladion sit up straight
you can keep the credit card
theres still a lot on there

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>>7468004
Damn, that sounds awful. Sorry to hear that man.
I would hug you, but you're an electric type, and I'm a flying type, so..... Yeah.

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>>7468018
..Aight.

>Get up and plop on the bench instead

But uh, I already got plenty of money so, yeah.

>Hand card back

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>>7467987
Fantastic job.
There is a deck for a reason.

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>>7468033
>engage awkward banter
so uh
...
you like videogames?

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>>7468038
I-I knew that!

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>>7468065
I'm sure you did.

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>>7468080
We near Castelia? My bro and I are ready to roll.

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>>7468080
Sh-shut up!

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>>7468025
Actually just an human with a freshly evolved magneton and a porygon2. But if you can hold the need for blood, you might hug one of the stressed out frigate crewmembers. They really need one.
Just don't hit another window.

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>>7468018
>He scratches Silvally's head
>Pats the bed
Come on Silvally.
Onto to pity bed.
>Scratches Type Null as well
>>7468038
How long until arrival in Castelia?

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>>7468059
>Joe: question your ability to converse about nothing

Eeyup.

Mostly rpgs and stuff, though.

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>>7468107
Oh. Sorry...

And I don't think that's a good idea, fairly certain one of them might kill me.

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>>7468104
>>7468108
Forgive me. I'm sort of- Yes we are above it now. Feel free to head in.
>>7468105
You are allowed inside. Just be careful. And don't start any fights.

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>>7468004
>Data beast has the freedom to move over the Internet.
DEVILRY
AWESOME I WANT TO DO THAT

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>>7468108
>doggo joins pity party
>>7468111
rpgs are cool
like what?

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>>7468124
Don't tell me that, tell that to the green haired kid. He's got serious anger issues....
>Flies inside and hangs upside down on the ceiling.

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>>7468132
NO.

YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM CYBERSPACE UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF ME.

AND MAYBE PLASMA I DONT KNOW.

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>>7468124
>Hoop
>evens: Colress's lab equipment is Hoop-scattered all over the Frigate
>odds: the room is simply rearranged and has stickers placed on it

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>>7468124
I don't hear anything in particular over the Castelia police scanner. This is both odd and reassuring.

>>7468132
I will have to go with this duder >>7468151
The Internet can get scary.

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>>7468160
Oh I can just tell you're going to be a barrel of laughs.

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>>7468146
I am NOT telling my boss what to do.
>>7468160
>Roll for composure.
>Gets a few Plasma members on cleanup duty.
>Writing up plans on how to kill Hoopa.
>>7468173
We are allowed in their airspace.

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>>7468124
I'm dropping in with Ray and Azoth.
I'll keep you informed.
> Weeee're off to find the Gladion!

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>>7468142
Well I've played most of the earthbound series, Fire emblem is pretty good too, Etrian odyssey is also up there on my list, and uh, does Diablo count? Cause thats #1.

Oh, and Off. It's some weird french game one of my buddies showed me. Pretty solid for an indie game.

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>>7468151
>>7468173
TOO BAD I JUST BOUGHT SOCKS
ONLINE
HAHAHAHA

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>>7468124
... I just started this pity party and its already ending.
Alright, we'll get going.
>>7468142
>Pets Silvally and Anomalesia
Well. We're here.
Come on guys, time to pick up Gladion.
>Drop in on Zekrom

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>>7468192
OH GOD SHE BOUGHT SOCKS

SHE HAS BECOME TOO POWERFUL

EVERYONE RUN IMMEDIATELY BEFORE SHE ENDS US ALL

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>>7468180
diablo is really fun
damn i need to get N to play that sometime
you can come
frigate party
off? ill check it out
sounds kinda neat
>>7468179
>>7468201
>silvally comin with
>barking all the way

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>>7468178
Always pays off to be aware of possible interferences especially in these crazy times.

>>7468179
>>7468201
He must be still close to the hospital.

>>7468220
>Evens everything goes smooth
>Odds unwanted attention happens
I hear a ruckus...

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>>7468178
That kids your BOSS?
I can't decide if that's sad or amusing.

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>>7468220
Yeah, sure, that oughta be fun.

..I think I see your friends.

>Point vaguely at sky