ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite demon? Inf

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>>7468328
Alright, then.
>Stands down and relaxes.
I misunderstood the situation. My apologies.

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>>7468336
I dunno... That's a really weird question to ask...

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>>7468329
eh decently happy
whats up
>>7468332
yep this is gladion2
the sequel
>>7468345
youre good john
no real point in
yknow
kicking a dittos ass

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>N doesn't care anymore
>He'll hug the Ditto and real Gladion
>Zero fucks given
Colress, we need a pickup.
I don't think we'll all fit on Zekrom.

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>>7468336
Anything other than that one rapey ghost in the Distortion World.

>>7468345
First job, and we've, like, pissed off our bosses. 'Chu think we're walking the plank for this?

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>>7468360
Pickup is being sent down.
>Down goes the cargo crate.

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oh, you throw a Hoop over there and a Hoop over here
>Hoop
>Evens Gladion and N get hooped and Swap Places
>Odds: John and N swap places

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>>7468336
Ceaseless discharge.

>>7468353
Alrighty then.

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>>7468353
Avoiding yandere bitches.
I learned my lesson from Moon man.
Ain't gonna stick it in crazy again.
>>7468360
.... Okay?
>Awkwardly hug back

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>>7468369
So.... What do you do here, anyways? I can see a lot of equipment, so I'm gonna take a complete shot in the dark and say you're a scientist?

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>>7468360
>hug the N
>>7468370
>or not i guess
>>7468367
nah bro youre good
take five
>>7468376
hop in the hug pile
>>7468379
hahaha
good to hear
>hug other self why not

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>>7468393
I sure am.
Do you think you could help with that?

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>>7468336
MYSELF
>>7468345
>>7468367
>POKE FRIENDS ANNOYINGLY
DID WE FUCK UP

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>>7468394
..Eh, screw it why not.

>Hug the group of strange people

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>>7468398
Alright, fine. But only if I get something out if it.
I want some Sitrus juice, because I'm obviously not getting any blood today.

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>>7468379
There's a visitor on the boat who seems to like me, but I'm taking your advice and not going that far.
>>7468402
I sorta did, but we're good now.

>Joins the hugs.

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>>7468413
...
You can have a blood bag. On the house.
>Give bat blood bag.
Why don't you check on things on the ground after you're done?

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>>7468417
>Casually whisper to the pipe bandit
Yo, can we like, swap tools for a while? Your pipe my bats?

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>>7468394
>Participate in the hug fest for all of one second
To the frigate!
>Hops into the cargo crate with Anomalesia

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>>7468403
>>7468433
frigate time wooooooo
come on
>hop into cargo crate
>>7468402
you too yelly mcgee

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>>7468417
>>7468403
>>7468394
>>7468433
Go Go Ghetsis unexpected Hug join
>evens Ghetsis joins in the hug dispite what everyone wants
>odds he hugs a lamp post instead

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>>7468424
>Grabs the bag with his little bitty feets
>drinks it like a damn Caprisun before flying it over to a trash can.
Whatever you say.

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>>7468394
>Another awkward hug
>>7468417
Yeah dude, don't do it.
Ain't worth it, no matter how good the sex or food is.

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>>7468444
HEY!
>RUST: Get into cargo crate.

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>>7468444
...One sec.
>Run over to busted ass vending machine and shovel a bunch of drinks into my bat bag
>Run back and hop in the nerd crate
Aight I'm good.

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>>7468417
>>7468403
>>7468433
>>7468444
>MetalSlug_MissionComplete.wav

>>7468445
Please stop shaking the lamp post I'm watching from the camera on it.

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Are you bringing the ditto with you?
Oh, Arceus.
>Briiiiiiiing up the cargo crate.

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>>7468452
>>7468461
>>7468466
mission success
>>7468481
guess so
woooooooooo

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>>7468472
Feels really weird, I don't know any of you well enough to feel happy about this.
>>7468481
Oh yeah they're back.
>Flies back inside and hangs on the ceiling again.
So what kinda sciencey stuff DO you do?

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>>7468495
Hopefully that doesn't get confusing.
>>7468499
Usually any odd jobs that Plasma needs researched.
I mainly work with my robots but Unit Four has- WAIT.
What happened to the corpse on board?

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>>7468517
Sounds interesting.
And, if my blood senses are telling me anything, it was dragged off and eaten.

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>>7468517
The dead Krookodile?
He was yummy

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>>7468532
Shame. You're decent. You can stay in the lab. If you touch my equipment I'm kicking you out.
>>7468539
...
Did you save the brain?

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>>7468495
Yay.
Mission complete.
>Flops onto the bed

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>>7468549
..He's a snake.

They eat things whole.

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>>7468517
Doubt it will.
I don't have a dog or a boyfriend around me all the time, so it should be fine.

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>>7468551
>flop in bed with boyfriend
>groan from pain
getting laser skin surgery sucks

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>>7468549
it kinda is...I ate him whole

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>>7468539
Looks like I was right.

I'm jealous.
>>7468549
I don't care about that stuff. I'm a simple Mon with simple needs.
I get fed, I'm happy, that's it.

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>>7468569
>>7468573
I'M SORRY I ASKED THEN.
Thank you anyway.
>>7468570
Yes, yes. I understand.
>>7468574
That's enough for me.
What did you do before you came here?

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>>7468572
Now it's a contest to see who can get more scars.
Winner gets... I don't know.

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>>7468551
>>7468572
>yells from the other room.
The moment I hear groaning that ISN'T from pain, I'm out!
>>7468582
Hunt for food, eat food. Like I said, simple Mon.

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>>7468582
Here , you can have the body, I had just eaten him so his brain is should be fine, his claws are poking my insides the wrong way
>throws up intact but slimy Krookodile just outside Colress's lab

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>>7468597
Ew... I'm not ever asking you for food...

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>>7468596
Do you feel better being somewhere like this?
>>7468597
It has been at least an hour. Half a brain isn't any use to me.
Thank you anyway.

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>>7468616
I really don't care. But if I get food for easy tasks, then maybe I'll stay here.

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>>7468597
..
>Joe: Go find something to do so you can forget you saw that.

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>RUST: Fuck it eat more sandwiches, just eat all their food.

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>>7468616
>>7468615
More for me then
>eats body again

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>>7468627
Guess I'll just wait for the next dead body to feast on...

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>>7468616
Hey, uh, is it cool if I dig through storage for some stuff?
Well, more like one thing really but still.

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>>7468620
Yes I can give you plenty of easy tasks. For now I need some sleep.
If you need anything you can consult me or Unit One.
>>7468627
At least you didn't leave it to rot out there.

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>>7468648
Sure, why not. Your friend is eating all the food, can you do something about that?

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>>7468654
Yeah that's step two, thanks though.

>Joe: Go dig through the cargo hold for spare plumbing.

>54 images
wooo

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>>7468649
Alright.
Thanks for the shelter man. I appreciate it.
Name's Acrobar, by the way.

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>>7468671
>Joe: Acquire hardware 3x
>Toss spares in bat bag

>Stroll into the mess hall
>>7468623
Heeeyyyy, howyadoin.

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>>7468671
Have fun.
>>7468708
I apolgise for not asking earlier. A pleasure to meet you.
Now hush I have to watch bat boy go at it with I am already a demon here.

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>>7468717
>Stealth check.
>Hide behind table.
HISS

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>>7468729
>He just continues to hang on the ceiling, not saying another word.

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>>7468737
Yo, chill.
I bring gifts.

>Dump a ton of sodas and snacks on the table

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>>7468729
>I am already a demon here.
(Thaaaaankfully I have an image for that.)
>>7468754
>Rust: Snatch snack like a horrible little goblin and retreat.
I ACCEPT YOUR GIFTS
NOW SHOO

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>>7468769
Aw, cmon now, don't be like that.

>Joe: Tempt fate
>Sit at the table an set pipe down on it
>Crack a cherry pepsi open

So, uh, whats up?

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>>7468787
>RUST: Eat chocolate bar.
I DONT KNOW
SOME ANNOYING GUY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE
DO I HAVE TO SCREAM

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>>7465853
Well of course i'd be open to playing with you too hon

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>>7468826
..Ugh.

>Table: meet Joes face
>Thunk

Fuckin.
Do whatever I don't give a shit.

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>>7468826
>yelling from the other room
CAN YOU QUIET DOWN!? SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO NOT-SLEEP.

Y'know, because I'm nocturnal.

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>>7468847
MAYBE NEXT TIME
DONT SLEEP ON THE TABLE DUMMY
>RUST: Grab all the snax you can hold and skeddaddle to bed.
>>7468856
NEXT TIME YOU TALK LIKE THAT TO ME YOU ARE GETTING THE PIPE

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>>7468886
>grumbles before shutting up

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>>7468886
>Joe: Be a defiant little shit.

>Sleep on the table

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>wakes up under GladioN's bed
>Has no idea why he chose to be there rather than on the actual bed
>Dried tears have matted his fur

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>>7470000
.... Emrys.
I'm not going to ask if you're okay.
Instead...
Would you like to come up here?
I doubt the floor is comfortable.

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>Ditto shows up in the 'paint me like a French girl' pose with a rose in the bed of the next frigate character to post
Ole!

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>>7470486
...Yes
>Joins the cuddle pile

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>>7470891
I got you missy.

>>7471037
(Em, turts rper here, my phone well it doesn't work ATM, and this might go on for maybe a week or 2. Worst case scenario several months, I do have a laptop but even then I'll probably only be able to lurk I'll explain everything when I get the chance so yeah,. That's why I ain't on, hope u understand)

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>>7471037
>Ditto strokes the spot right behind the ear
Don't worry dude. I got the best cuddles saved up just for you guys.

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>>7471037
>>7470486
>>7471199
>Approaches the pile.
Can I join?

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>>7471199
>Critfailed
>That spot is so sensitive it hurts
>Howls of pain from the depressed stabcat
>>7471209
I don't think you fit. Ow.

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>>7471235
I bet I could make this here fit.
>wiggles tail.

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>>7471199
>There's that awkward second of 'I just woke up' grogginess and confusion where N thinks that Ditto is the actual Gladion
>And goes in for the good morning kiss
>It's too late by the time he's noticed
>The ditto is kiss
.........
>>7471209
.... I don't know how you got into my locked room but...
I would prefer not.
Sorry.

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>>7471257
>Goes red and starts steaming out the ears
...
>Stabcat.exe has stopped working

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>>7471282
Alright I'l just grab this >>7471283 here and I'l be out of your hair.
>Tries to slither out with the Zangoose.

>>7468829
>Fuschiafag status: awake before new job and blushing furiously

vapey here
it took some talking but he said yes
this is going to be greeeat
drop by whenever ;p

( I'll be on tonight [US westcoast time] but feel free to imply any and all implications )

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>>7471303
Let him, like, snuggle, okay? 'Chu can snuggle with me if 'chu're feeling left out.

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>>7471282
Hehe.
Good morning to you too, beautiful.
>>7471235
Whoops.
Never been a zangoose.
My bad.
>Pets the top of the head instead
>>7471303
Oy. I'm not done with that Zangoose.

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>>7471350
Fiiiiine.
>>7471346
Your fluffy too.
>Coils the Raichu.
Just say when Anne needs to be gentle.

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>>7471316

>>7471143
(Also I'm using a friends phone to actually write any of this he's just nice enough to let me, again I'm sorry)

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>>7471350
It's fine, just... Don't dig in so hard, Gladion's nails are really sharp

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>>7471727
Yeah dude, just used to people who uh.
Dig the nail on skin action.
>Continue petting

>>7468336
Not to be that fag, but I'd go for the ralts line. I've got a real kick for supernaturally empathic things.

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Well, this has been a fairly slow day...
>evens: go outside to look for food
>odds: stay inside and wait for Colress or some one else

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>>7471727
>pet zang
>>7471816
>whatever
>pet ditto too
so you staying

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>>7472096
Well, let's hope this isn't a waste of time...
>Acrobar flies off to go look for food.

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>>7472118
>Wave.
Hey, you looking for something?

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>>7472158
I'm looking for a bite to eat.

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>>7471350
>Fluster at the compliment
>>7471727
>scratch the spot where the tail meets the body

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>OhArceuswherethefuckamIwhyistheretrashwhydoIfeellikeI'mgoingtovomit
>Lock door
>Move stuff in front of door
>Hide in bathroom

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>>7472115
Yeah
Might as well.
Alola is still looking for the murderous Gladitto.
...dude. By petting me you're touching yourself.
And in front of other people too.
Sicko.

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>>7472198
wrong gladion N
>kiss boyfriend
>>7472260
i can step it up a notch
i beat a guy to death with a curling iron
>kiss ditto

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>>7472260
>A slightly squeaky voice rings out from the hall.
No judgment, bro!

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I'm back, didn't find anything.
>>7472260
>>7472278
Well this is trippy...

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>>7472260
I dunno about that buddy.
Its kinda hot to me.
Now give him the quick smother and sliming.

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>want to be an artist
>stupid god "gifts" me with having to live in alola for my whole life
whats a good way to kill yourself my dudes

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>Joe: Hate yourself for being a defiant little shit
>Tables are not for sleeping

>Groan about back pain like an old man and eat some snacks left from last nights goblin raid

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>become puddle of purring fluff from all the pets

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>>7472744
Just drink a lot of paint.
That blood is mine once you're dead though, just so you know.
>>7472747
Uh.... Hello?

>>7472744
Summon gun-guy from the pits of hell and he might help you out.

Or he might frizz your hair up with a hairdryer. Who knows?

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>>7472744
I've been there once.
Loved the flowers the trees, and the rocks can't forget the rocks.
Can't you do anything with those?
Maybe sculpting or mosaic?

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>>7472781
im not drinking my paint dude
>>7472783
somehow i feel like tapu whatever would take the bullet for me
>>7472798
ive done just about everything between getting challenged by shit kids
it was fun the first five times until some kids shitty incenroar burned my easel down

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>>7472781
Howdy, bat guy.

>Munch

What's up?

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>>7472278
I realize that.
>Return smooch
He smells different.
>>7472756
>Continue the pets
>Pet the Type: Null as well before he gets jealous

>>7468336
OK passerby here, is this a autism circle jerkin where you ackshully discuss pokemon, or is it more along the lines of what pokemon you would fug.
Also, witch pokemon would you fug

>>7472744
>>7472812
can you quit?

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>>7472812
Then I don't know, anger a Bewear or some shit.
>>7472815
Hungry. You?

>>7472847
(This is a roleplay thread. The topics shown in the OP are just to give something for new characters to enter and discuss, or to learn more about the characters in thread)
(Also I'm a dirty fuck who would fug every Pokémon)
(Except anthromons, feral or gtfo)

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>>7472756
>pet fluffball
>hug fluffball
>>7472845
hey come on i showered recently

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>>7472812
Death by Salazzle is a surefire way to go out, but it's... pretty horrific.

Go, like, hang out at a Hau'Oli dive bar and rethink the whole, like, death thing? Please?

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>>7472812
Fake your birth certificate to be old enough to get out of the position.

>>7472878
I pity whoever doesn't shower every morning.

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>>7472867
Well, I am shoveling things into my gob, so same here.

Dig into whatever junky snacks you find appealing I guess.

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>>7472278
Come on dude.
I beat in a girls face with a bat.
>Kiss
>>7472691
>Smother and sliming
Dude
All of my kinky shenanigans are done while transformed
>>7472756
>Play with the fluff's toe beans

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>>7472812
Have you tried drunk painting?
Its great.

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>>7472845
>>7472878
...Thank you, this feels nice, sorrrrry for not helping last night, I should have done morrrrre, I used to do morrrre in that sorrrt of situation...

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>>7472852
tapu whatever keeps people from breaking rules
pretty sure if i went up and killed someone in public id still have my job
seriously im not even from here i came here for some inspiration
>>7472898
yeah i probably wont
i did find a gun in my art bag yesterday
spun the cylinder and clicked it five times against my head
disappeared before i shot myself tho
>>7472922
im 21 bruh
>>7472933
ill give it a shot sometime
what kinda art do you do little dude?

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>>7472928
Alright....
>Evens: Grab a bag and open with teeth.
>Odds: Grab a bag and fail to open it with teeth.

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>>7472878
You still smell like blood, smoke. and alcohol.
>>7472942
I didn't exactly do much either.
Aside from sob in the corner and threaten bats, which I doubt was helpful.

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>>7472951
Landscapes and portraits.
But i've dabbled with other things too.
Might start with clay sculpting.

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>>7472932
hahaha
freaaaaaaak
>>7472942
>pet fluff
youre good
welcome to the double french fry with a side of greens cuddle pile
>>7472974
damn gonna have to buy some new clothes
maybe

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>>7472974
I aim for 'expensive cologne' mixed with 'I just walked out of a brothel'
>>7472984
Just hose yourself down with cologne if smelling like a crime scene bothers you

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>>7472979
clay is nice to work with
i prefer painting stuff i see
art supplies are hell to buy when i have to PAY PEOPLE OUT OF MY POCKET
THANKS TAPU FINI
anyway im trying to get this painting of the battle tree down
some dude in a lab coat is modeling for me so
its not all bad

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>>7473086
Sounds cozy.
I'm glad I don't have to pay for my paints.
Still gotta cough up for all the canvas.
But I make a nice buck selling some of my stuff.
Have fun painting.

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>>7473116
they sell canvases pretty cheap in Hau'Oli City if thats doable for you
anyway thanks man i might be back after this
magnezone is hard to get the eyes to look right

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>>7472951
>>7473086
Then I don't know, refuse to give any more handouts, actively sabotage the trial, sculpt a convincing statue of yourself and take the next ship to the mainland, make the challenge be beating the crap out of the tapu while you sneak out of the island..

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>>7473086
I can send you a care package.
I still have friends in the Region, and have acquired some cash recently.
Once I really start expanding into new markets I'll have significantly more.
> Evens: Good artist paints are ordered online for you.
>Odds: John is art-ignorant and sends the crappy school arts-and-crafts stuff by mistake.

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>>7473137
those are a pretty good idea
ive just started handing out the z crystals though
havent been smited yet
>>7473156
hey much appreciated dude
if you need anything im your dude(female)
anyway hang on labcoat boy is getting impatient

be back

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>>7472984
Maybe.
It's not a bad smell, per se, just easy to recognize.
>Pet the Gladion

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Man, today's been a long day.
How's everyone doing?

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>>7473044
ill give it a shot sometime
i bought some fancy stuff a few weeks ago
>>7473219
>kiss the N
hey babe can i ask why you wear all the jewlery?
and uh...
>gesture to menger sponge thingy
that?

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>>7473281
Got pancakes and coffee, bro, and, like, handled a minor crisis last night.
I'm thinking of, like, trying to find a TM to write over my shitty fourth move.
What about 'chu?

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>>7473281
Tired but doing alright.

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>>7473281
alola
just got done with some science dude's comish
whats up with you buddy?

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>>7473314
>pancakes and coffee
That's the kind of stuff humans eat right?
I've never tried any human food or drink before, any good?
I'm kind of just waiting in a cave at the moment, hoping this rain stops soon. Kinda sucks.
Hope your crisis wasn't too bad.

>>7473318
Try taking a nap dude, lack of sleep is never fun.

>>7473341
Sounds cool, what were you doing with the science guy?

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>>7473281
Not much goin on currently so I'll just give ya a vague 'pretty alright' for now.

How you doing diggs?

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>>7473281
Trying to not blow a gasket at some dumbshit coworker that just went up and disappeared with a task unfinished. Coincidentally, the same coworker that became a joltik during the second wishening.

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>>7473375
Yeah, bro, I'm a sucker for human food.
It's good. Coffee's a little bitter but it's a great pick-me-up, and pancakes are, like... starchy and fluffy and sweet.
Then again, I got changed during the Wishening so I've still, like, got some of my old tastes, 'chu know?

As for the crisis, nobody's dead and nothing major's broke. So that's a win.

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>>7473375
he beat the whole damn battle tree with a magnezone alola muk and metagross
he paid me a FUCKTON to draw him and his pokemon
like i could buy a castle with all this money
like
i am set for life bro

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>>7473286
.... Hm.
That's... A good question.
I've had a habit of hoarding random objects since childhood.
I suppose jewelry just tends to catch my eye more often.
As for the menger sponge...
I like math.
I don't really have much of an explanation outside of that.

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>>7473375
I'l go sleep in a few hours.
Had a long day today.

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>>7473281
I am pretty good!

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>>7473281
pretty fine
chilling while ruby and red snooze it up

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>>7473418
You... What?
He did what?

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>>7473484
dude i can see you walking away
you dont need to reply to me here

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>>7473381
Like I said to the Raichu dude, I'm just chillin' waiting for this rain to stop.
Almost makes me wish I'd never left Orre.

>>7473390
Well getting mad isn't going to help, hope you're able to find him soon.

>>7473410
Oh right, I think all that stuff happened before I..."found" this PDA and this place.
Maybe I'll try some human food sometime, you make it sound like it's pretty great.

>>7473418
Congratulations, you should definitely buy a castle. Might as well spend that money on something cool right?

>>7473441
Cool, hope you enjoy your nap.

>>7473460
Hey little Vulpix dude, good to hear you're alright.

>>7473482
Sounds pretty chill.

(So I know I said how is everyone doing, I did not expect so many people to be here, fuck)

>>7473531
(Rip)

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>>7473505
No that's not me. I mean it is me- But not.

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>>7473531
castle it is then mang
>>7473583
k
im gonna tell him that his ditto is freaking out
shit the ocean is looking good
oh he wants to post ok welp

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>>7473605
Oh Arceus have mercy.

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>>7473615
Hello! A pleasure to meet you. Do we ever get to those robots?

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>>7473583
Heeey Colress.
I got a favour to ask.
Lost an eye this one time.
Think you can get me something to plug the socket up with?
Glass eye or something?

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>>7473615
>UNIT ONE: ASSIST IN EXPLANATION
>>7473605
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / .. ... / -. --- - / .- / -.. .. - - --- .-.-.- / - .. -- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / .. ... / .. -. ...- --- .-.. ...- . -.. .-.-.-

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>>7473615
>>7473634
And here I thought this was going to be a normal day.

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>>7473460
Hey vulpix it looks like I might be coming over for a little visit

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>>7473634
>SCANNING
>UNIT ONE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE: RESULT: COLRESS??
>AUTHORIZATION CHECK: INCONCLUSIVE???
>SOLUTION???
>INCINERATE????
>AWAITING FURTHER DIRECTIVE

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>>7473634
Uh, yes we get to the robots.
>>7473637
I can have a replacement eye wired up within a few days, if you would rather have something functional.
You'll have to undergo surgery. 20% risk of partial brain damage.
The units should be able to handle it though.
>>7473644
Thank you Unit One.
>>7473661
I don't really like talking to him.
>>7473699
As much as I want to incinerate my other-alternate? Whatever, self. Please do not Unit One.

>>7473693

vapey here
trainer frankies at work
when he gets back this is gonna be fun

>>7473460
youre invited if you want
you dont have to though
;p

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>>7473716
Oh, that sounds really nice.
Uhh, how bad is the brain damage were speaking off?
That's like permanent right?

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>>7473699
Hey there buddy! Nice to meet you!
>>7473716
Awesome! I've been dabbling in a few betas as it is, but, I haven't gotten to any real breakthroughs.

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>>7473693
>>7473735
Cool I can not wait to meet you! Why would i need to be invited to my own home?

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>>7473716
>DIRECTIVE UNDERSTOOD
>>7473761
.... . .-.. .-.. ---
>PERSONALITY RECOGNITION: NOT COLRESS
>FACIAL RECOGNITION: COLRESS
>CONFUSED BEEPING

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>>7473772
Based on that answer I'd recommend leaving them alone for a while once your trainer gets back.
You're way too innocent man.

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>>7473738
My memory is a little rusty of which eye. Left I think? Either way it would affect the opposite side of the brain.
Very much permanent.
I need to look into making one of the units a little better for surgery. You'll have about a week to think it over.
>>7473761
...I made my first prototype at six. Are you serious?
>>7473812
Thank you Unit One.
>Kiss robot.

vapey here
>>7473814
hes right

i dont want to traumatize you or anything
after dinner you should meet up with your slugma friend ;p

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>>7473830
I'l just get antsy and fearful if I mull this over more.
I want my depth perception back.
I'l do it.
Hope that this will make future procedures like this safer though.

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>>7473420
..... The exception is the necklace.
It was a bauble picked up by Darmanitan when I was a kid.
That Darmanitan was basically my father, and Ghetsis killed it.
Hence its a very important bauble.

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>>7473812
Hello!
>>7473830
Well I'm caught up trying to find the secret power in pokemon battles.

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>>7473862
Understood. I just need to build the eye and modify Unit F- Why am I doing it with Unit Four? Unit Two is already equipped for dissection.
Once I have given Unit Two a few upgrades we can begin your surgery.
Let's say about a week, hm?
>>7473895
You are definitely some alternate timeline version of me. How is that going? Care to compare notes sometime?

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>>7473814
>>7473853
I still do n-

you know what? Forget I asked anything. If you need any help or something just ask me for it i guess...

Yeah it has been awhile since me and slugma did something fun...

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>>7473923
Uhh sure.
Your not gonna dissect me right?
What will the effect of the brain damage be for the left eye?

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>>7473830
>UNIT ONE: HEATING PROBLEM: PERSIST
>Google search: kiss
>Google search: appropriate response to kiss
>Google search: human courtship
>ERROR: NO MOUTH
>SOLUTION: BOOP WITH FACE
>EVENS: NICE BOOP
>ODDS: MALFUNCTION: HEADBUTT COLRESS
>>7473895
.-- .... .- - / .... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- ..- -. -..
>AWAITING DATA REPORT TO CATALOGUE

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>>7473940
Don't worry about it, someone will explain it to you one day. Probably when you evolve, depends on what your trainer thinks.

Speaking of your trainer, did you show him that weird stone you found yesterday?

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>>7473945
No we aren't going to dissect you. It would just be easier to give Unit Two a few more tools rather than completely revamp Unit Four.
Uh, let's leave it at very numerous. You won't have to worry about it either way.
>>7473968
>Oh no Unit One is too cute.
>Science calls and burns don't.
>Hug short robot.

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>>7473853
>>7473814
Where's the fun in that, innocence is meant to be shattered~

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>>7474016
No I buried it again....

He did get me a real fire stone though!!!

>>7474034
How do you shatter an innocence?

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>>7474034
Sheesh where did you come from?
A daycare?

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>>7474034
I'm unsure if you're just trying to mess with me or if you're serious, so I'm going to assume the latter.
Please don't, at least let his trainer talk to him about it first.

>>7474093
Well, next time you get a chance show it to him. I'm curious to find out what that thing is.

Congrats on getting a fire stone though, your trainer sounds like a really cool guy to go and buy that kind of thing for his Pokemon.

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>Evens: Everyone gets a genesect doll
>Odds: The doll seems to have white liquid leaking from it

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>>7474022
>Google search: human arm wrap
>Google search: hug
>Google search: appropriate response to hug
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: RETURN HUG
>ODDS: MALFUNCTION AND SQUEESE TOO HARD

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>>7474202
This is just precious.
Thanks whoever you are.

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>>7474097
>>7474190
It's all in fun.
>>7474202
Uuuuuu

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>>7474245
I'l agree, intercourse is lovely.
But forcing yourself on another is not right.
Teasing and flirting is all good though.
Pretty fun too.

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>>7474202
>Doll poofed onto desk.
Oh, thank you.
>>7474221
>OW SHARP.
A little too hard Unit One.
>Science thoughts...
>Kiss short robot's head.

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>>7474190
Yeah he is super weird but super nice.

He can cook really good!

>>7474202
>dances around
Thank you!

>>7474291
What?

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>>7474305
I'm sure you'l find out what I said later in your life.
Your pretty cute.

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(Small update to the script, fixed spacing issues with morse translation
>standalone version
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>4chanX version
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>>7474291
I wasn't being serious about the vulpix is what I meant.

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>>7474202
>Genesect doll is outside cave, getting rained on
>Odds = Sandslash goes to bring the doll into the cave
>Evens = Not worth getting rained on

>>7474305
What kind of stuff does he cook you?

>>7474325
Right, good to know I assumed wrong. Sorry.

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>>7474325
Oh, never mind me then.
You ever get freaky with those ribbons you got?

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>>7474322
Yeah never mind. last time i asked about something i regretted it.

>>7474325
What do you mean not taking me seriously....

>>7474337
a lot of healthy stuff he calls it... fish and vegetables and berries....

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>UNIT FIVE: FLY TO EVERY POSTER IN THE THREAD AND GIVE THEM A GIFT
>EVENS: A BALLOON. ODDS: A BALLOON FILLED WITH CHLORINE GAS.
- .... .. ... / .. ... / -- -.-- / --. --- --- -.. / -.. . . -.. / ..-. --- .-. / - --- -.. .- -.--

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>>7474202
Adorable, on top of my desk it goes

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>>7474400
Whoa! I LOVE balloons!!!

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>>7474394
Well, I pretty much live on berries. Tasty, nutritious and a good source of water if you have a lot of them.

>>7474400
...Does this mean you're not going to try and attack me again?
Because I'd be cool with that.

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>>7474369
Of course, as freaky as i'm sure you've gotten with your tail. Fun fact if you ever get on with a Sylveon we release pheromones through our ribbons that spike dopamine production during the act so if you've ever done any illicit drugs its kinda like that.
>>7474394
So you want to join in then?

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>>7474400
See ya in about... 6 to 8 hours

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>>7474480
Yeah! I can not stop eating them!
What do you even do for fun around there?

>>7474512
I have a feeling you are trying to get me in trouble....

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>>7474512
Hehe, I've experimented.
Sounds like a fun time.
As long no one gets panicky.

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Whoever on the Frigate Owns this jellyfish thing can you come to my box fort and get it, it kinda floated up to the roof and is freaking out

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>>7474590
Nihilego?
Give it candy or promise candy.
It'll calm down.

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>>7474641
Ok I will do, after I find an antidote, my friend got poisoned by your thing

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>>7474572
Well, if it wasn't raining I'd get out of this cave and go find the Yanmega and Alolan Vulpix I've been hanging out with.
I wanted to get off this island today and go to Orre but it looks like that's not happening.

Have you ever been to a desert little dude? It's pretty great, if you ever go I'd recommend duneboarding in a sandstorm. You have no idea where you're going but it doesn't matter.

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>>7474714
There are pecha berries in the kitchen.
For future reference, Nihilego is basically a small child. Try to take care in how you behave, it gets scared easily, and like most poison types it flings toxins when frightened.

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>>7474572
I'm not trying to get you in trouble, what gave you that idea?

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>>7474736
I do no think I have ever left my region here in kanto...

The desert sounds awesome though! I heard it was super warm there and full of nice pokemon!

>>7474836
......I am... I am going to figure out this fire stone...

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>>7474833
I know that now, we were playing with balloons and it kinda floated up to the roof
But at least we know what to expect now

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Buddy here.

I need some advice from y'all, because I'm kinda in a bit of a weird state of things. Kinda had a bomb dropped on me- uh, figuratively, not literally.

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>>7474833
Things are under control now.
I got detoxed and the jellyfish got calmed down.
Dunno where it went though.

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>>7474885
If you get the chance, definitely go traveling some time, it's great.

>The desert sounds awesome though! I heard it was super warm there and full of nice pokemon!
Super awesome? Absolutely.
Super warm? Without a doubt.
Full of nice Pokemon? Mostly, yes.

Not a place to go on your own though, unless you know how to survive in that kind of environment.

>>7474977
What kind of advice do you need dude?
I might not be able to help much but I'll try.

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>>7474885
You're adorable

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>Send Unit Two out on a mission to collect data on eyes.
>Specifically Smeargle ones.

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>>7475005
Well, my Girafarig, Faith (and to a lesser extent, her other head, Joy), confessed to me that she had made a wish and that wish had been answered. A lot of pokemon make wishes. And I know that there are some high-end fancy-pants pokemon gods that can grant those wishes.

Her wish was to be able to have offspring...with me. We haven't gotten that intimate or anything, but I'm kinda concerned. I've made a ton of bad decisions in my life. I'm worried that, if things progress, that...well, that I may not be a good father.

Also if this is true, I don't know if the offspring would be human or pokemon. If it is the latter, is there anything I could learn ahead of time for being a parent to a pokemon, just in case?"

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>>7475067
..- -. -.. . .-. ... - --- --- -..
>UNIT TWO: COLLECT DATA

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>>7474296
... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...
>UNIT ONE: LOOSEN GRIP
>HEAT LOAD DISPENSE: ACROSS CHASSIS
>ACTION: BOOP COLRESS WITH FACE

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>>7475190
Thank you.
>>7475228
Thank you Unit One. You're learning fast.
>Oww pain, hot pain.
>Hug Unit One more.
>Accept that this is the most perfect life can get.

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>>7475184
Right, so just as a warning beforehand, I am probably the least qualified Sandslash to give advice on this, so if anyone else gives you advice it's probably better than mine.

>I'm worried that, if things progress, that...well, that I may not be a good father.
Frankly this is something you're going to have to figure out on your own, I don't know you at all really so I can't really help much here.
Although the fact that you're worried about being a good father is a good thing, it shows you're at least going to try your best.

>Also if this is true, I don't know if the offspring would be human or pokemon.
>Claws twitch slightly
...Nobody knows.

>is there anything I could learn ahead of time for being a parent to a pokemon, just in case?
Honestly dude I don't know, if I were a parent maybe I'd be able to help.

Not sure how helpful I've been, hope you get some better answers soon.

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>>7474911
>>7474981
Nihilego likes to float around the ship looking for candy.
You can never really predict where it's going to be.
>>7475184
With how Pokémon breeding works I can almost guarantee your child would be a Girafarig.
Being a parent to a Pokémon isn't much different than being a parent to a human child, apparently.
Faith and Joy will likely correct you if you do something wrong.

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Alright so after crying in a bathtub for three hours.
Anyone here wouldn't happen to know where I am right? I'm looking at my dex and it says I'm in Castelia.

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>>7475373
Thank you though, for being winning to try. I appreciate that.

>>7475384
OK, well, if that's the case, at least I can prepare for things somewhat. I'll probably sound horrible for saying this, but if, as you say the offspring are pokemon, that would make things easier in most aspects. I'll prolly need to get a double-wide trailer, and expand the storm/fallout shelter, to something larger, but that can be done easily. Only got one problem if that is the case.

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>>7475419
You're on the Plasma frigate, you came on as rust last night.

And ate like, a ton of food.

You alright?

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>>7475501
Like... A sky Frigate? How the fuck did Rust get up there?
Uh, I'm decent. I think I'm just going to wallow in the bathtub for a while. The toilet is my only friend right now.

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>>7475317
>UNIT ONE: CONTINUE HUGGING
>ACTION: BOOP AGAIN

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>>7475545
Well, first Rust swooped in on a hang glider apparently, then he came down with a search team looking for Gladion, who I was with, then we all boarded the cargo lift, aaand here we are now.

Really weird night, honestly.

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>>7475500
Yeah, no problem.
Good luck with the whole parenting thing if it ever comes to that.

Just make sure to...uh...nevermind actually.
Sorry, I'm getting distracted. I need to go clear my head.
>Sandslash digs away for a bit

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Ikeephearingaboutafrigate.
InUnova?

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>>7475591
>Hug lovebug.
>Oh no Unit One is so cute.
>Kiss robug.
What are you feeling right now?

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>>7475639
Make sure to what? Advice is advice, and I ain't the type to get offended of anything meant constructively.

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>>7475633
A fucking hang glider? I don't even own a hang glider.
Sorry you have to deal with that shit.

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>Wakes up from one of his zone outs
>Everyone is gone
>Stomach growling
...Waffles it is
>makes waffles for himself

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FineIdon'tneedananswer.I'llfinditmyself.
>Evens: He finds the thing eventually. Odds: He's lost in fucking Orre.

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>>7475780
Hey sleeping beauty
Glad to see you're done with your coma

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>>7475754
That was before I got on so I dunno what all really happened, but nobodies dead so it's cool.

Rust was actually fairly stable last night for some reason, so everything's chill. Plus I've definitely dealt with worse so whatever, heheh.

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>>7475708
>resurfaces
Sorry.
I wasn't thinking about you when I said that.
Just some bad memories, don't worry about it.

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>>7475849
...That happens often, sorrrry I didn't notice you guys when I woke up.

You want waffles?

Might as well do something worrrrthwhile forrrrr you guys.

>>7475857
Ah, I'm sorry 'bouth that.
-Buddy

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>>7475877
>hug fatcat
sup bro

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>>7475877
Yeah sure dude
Haven't eaten in ages

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>>7475877
I told you to eat more veggies bro.
Now you got this >>7475919
Eat your veggies!

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>>7475919
>is not actually fat, merely fluffy
>continues making waffles through the hug
Hey, I'm... betterrr than last night. I think.

>>7475965
Alrrright, waffles for everrryone.

>>7475981
I put berrries in the waffles, you know this.

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>>7475500
Not at all. Pokémon are easier to raise then humans if purely because they mature quicker.