HG thread.
261st EXPRESS GAMES
>>7459995
Vulcan Paru
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Comrade Soviet
>>7459995
Willow
Lord Beerus
Rin Hoshizora
Matt
Yandere-chan
>>7459995
Ash Crimson
Hoshiguma Yuugi
The destroyer of worlds
Henry Elsner
Storyteller
>>7459995
Vice President Pence
James Storm
Sanjay
>>7459995
Gabriel
Welcome to the family son
>entry
>>7459995
Muffet
Zenko
Tomo Aizawa
>>7460061
>Kicks your head.
Bitch.
A brick to the face
Shimakaze
(Male)
Capra Demon
Lincoln Loud
Lucy
Baki
>>7459995
Sliver Queen
The Captain
Green Bastard
Airplane
babby5
>>7459995
Mokou's favorite
Captain Luna
Shiki Nanaya
Reigen Arataka
MFW ERP threads
Late Express Mutli-Champion Ken Kaneki
woosh
make your requests
>>7460162
Multi-Champion*
>>7460167
>>7460090
>>7460151
Swap
>>7460167
>>7460151
Swap
>>7460167
>>7460151
>>7460094
>>7460180
>>7460181
>>7460182
...Very well. You all leave me little choice.
For the sake of you all, I, Reigen Arataka, genius psychic, accept this challenge!
>>7460180
>>7460181
>>7460182
Hey, friends. Can I have one of those?
>>7460167
PREPARE FOR YOUR UNTIMELY DEMISE NYA!
>>7460178
>gives coffee
>>7460195
:brick:
>There you go :^)
>>7460195
No
>>7460195
You just need to suck up to more people in the discord, Grimey.
>>7460167
Let us proceed, shall we, dearie?
>>7460167
>>7460058
>>7460162
Swap!
Replaced every tribute in the roster with Reigen Arataka.
>>7460209
Ah, kindness out of the blue, what a rare sight.
>
>>7460234
And from two at the same time on top of that. Thank you.
>>7460167
Been a while since I've been able to fight with humans! Ready!
>>7460087
Okay Yuno. Can I talk to you? Girl to girl?
>>7460270
Never know when you're going to need protection!
Onwards!
>>7460213
>>7460216
oh...ok..
>>7460224
I just call everyone swell, desu. Because most of you are...Most of you...
>>7460270
D1; this got disappointing fast.
>>7460353
Go my minions! Go forth and- Hey wait, where the fuck do you all think you're going?
>>7460270
I can tell this is going to be one hell of a party.
>>7460353
Never again.
hello guys :DDDDD
is dis were i find burger? :DDD
>>7460353
>stealing my clothes
>>7460389
ya
>gives u burg
>>7460406
tang u anon, you druly are my greadesd ally :DDDD
>eats burg
>>7460353
F
>>7460285
Oh? Sure... I have a minute. What did you want to talk about?
>>7460429
N1
>>7460431
Ahh! Gee, you scared me there for a second. Mizore here. We talked a little yesterday night. May as well come out with it. What do you think I do with Aikawa?
>>7460437
Holy crap! Calm down, kid! I know I tried to off you with those hornets, but this is ridiculous!
>>7460437
>>7460437
Ahuhuhu~...what even happened?
>>7460470
Just following orders from trump
>>7460470
de dirdy gommie was gilled :DDDD
Ameriga is druly breddy gr8 :DDDDDD
>>7460470
That... That's gotta be against the rules...
>>7460456
You hang out with him. From time to time, for about three months now. Isn't that what you told me?
>>7460470
F
>>7460513
they had sec
RUMBLE IS ON BOOOYZ
>>7460554
hoping rey returns.
>>7460554
>wrestling
>2016+1
>>7460554
wresdling is de besd, mosd amerigan spord dere is :DDD
>>7460470
Sucks that I slept through entry. Thanks for hosting.
>>7460513
Yeah yeah, you got it. Just trying to make sure you know that it is just that though. I'm just friends with him. Nothing else.
F mokou
>>7460672
>observes
>>7460594
Is that so?
Don't you have other friends that you could be hanging out with, though?
Mokou's kill
Mokou here, something came up & I can't host right now, sorry to disappoint you all.
Well now that that shitshow's over, new game when?
>>7460710
Shit happens. Take care.
>>7460692
>observes
>>7460710
It's ok
>>7460710
>don't worry about it, thanks anyway
>>7460710
Take care of your business, mate. I understand. See you later then!
>>7460733
>kissu
>>7460672
If this goes south, I'm gonna need you to jump in.
>>7460705
It is that so. The others don't show up too often. Not compared to him. But if you want, I can stop hanging out with him. I can be alone a little longer.
>>7460710
That happens. Thanks again.
>>7460760
>>7460769
>covers her own mouth before you can reach
S-stop please, the both of you.
>>7460710
Stay safe.
>>7460710
thanks for hosting either way
>>7460710
I am sure the others can wait for another battle, like me.
>>7460710
Tang u for hosding anyway :DDDDD
Ur a breddy gool dude :DDDDD
>KazaaakplethKilik peeks his head around a corner
Fresh meat?
>>7460799
In the end I can't make you do anything, though what you said isn't such a terrible idea. But right now I'm thinking, wouldn't it be horrible if someone were to get hurt over something silly like this?
>>7460900
>he looks over towards her
Can I kill Human?
>>7460799
I-I'm busy, but I'll try
>>7460875
Nothing like that here. Surprised we don't starve to death, really.
>>7460879
>She nervously laughs at the comment, scratching the back of her head.
That would totally suck. We wouldn't want that would we?
>She searches through her pockets, soon producing a lollipop.
Want one?
Where did all the cute anime boys go?
>>7460800
Shut up, trash. I was not speaking to you.
>>7460875
>>7460948
>Incredibly loud screaming
>>7460964
Got nothing to say.
Even I host, odds I lurk, zero I go do something else.
>>7460524
Uhh, back
>>7460993
Oh, back to hosting for you and back to the shadows with me.
>>7460961
>he walks over and pokes you with one of his raptorial legs
No meat?! Human IS meat!
>>7460976
>hisses louder
GRRRRAWRG! KILL HUMAN!!
>he swings his raptorial legs at you attempting to rip you apart
>>7460993
Ah, it's back.
>>7460993
Welgome bag :DDDDD
Lig I said before Mogu, ur a breddy gool hosd :DDDD
>>7460993
Guess Kaneki's immortal too.
Hikki spends the day with a rare Pepe.
>>7461078
Not me
>>7460959
That sounds real promising. Thanks Aikawa.
>>7460993
Nice. Now I don't have to do any work for just a little longer.
>>7461004
>She swats the leg away, content with staring at it.
Sucks that I'm not a human then.
>>7461078
F.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LQw84OpoJA&
>>7460964
Rin is a cute boy.
>>7461097
One tribute cracks under the pressure.
>>7461092
>stares in the shadows
>>7461122
A kazoo cover? Really? God, those are so played out now. Here's a REAL cover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA
>>7461143
Pence is also a brain surgeon. Who knew?
>>7461180
Yup
Also ZAP
>>7460993
Again? How painfully unfortunate...
>>7461143
It is actually quite difficult to accurately target someone when you have five eyes.
>>7461092
>he leans in closer to you and sniffs
No human? You have Human look. What are you?
Edible?
>>7461143
Pressure!
Pushing down on me, pushing down on you~
>>7461004
>rei takes on her cpu form as a result of all the stress and wounds to her legs, before grabbing the hueg mantis's arms, evidently pissed
WHOSE UP FOR SOME BUG GENOCIDE!
>>7461180
F
>>7461207
I am up for some dick genocide
>unzips dick
yunooo
>>7461209
She'll make Paru jealous
>>7461207
>he slices at her hand tring to cut himself loose
RWWWWARGH!! KILL KILL KILL KILL IT!
>>7461189
>After a while, she takes several steps back from him.
Thought i was bad with personal space. Something you probably don't know so I'm not telling. And nah, you shouldn't eat me. I mean, would you eat an ice cube?
>>7461146
I think she left. She van be real quiet when she wants to.
>>7461247
Our "electric fence" is on a roll
>>7461275
ZAAAAAP
>>7461214
>You got a bad feeling that Rei, currently being insane, will take that too literally
WAIT IN LINE PERVERT!
>>7461262
>she slowly starts to break his arms before getting impatient and just throwing him at the first other poster to get dubs
>>7461275
It was quite easy to pilot such a vehicle. Perhaps I shall do it more often.
>>7461275
Once again, Yuugi should stick to using her own weapon.
>>7461324
The White House now has unlimited frozen yogurt
>>7461266
Eat ice? Yes. With Human blood. Refreshing!
>>7461297
WILL KILL! WILL KILL! Will kill! will kill!
>his frenzied screaming fades off into the distance
>>7461354
Tastes good.
Trump wanted it too
>>7461354
As if they still care about your well-being, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
I can't help but miss this place sometimes, which is odd and to be frank, I don't like it one bit.
How are you people today?
>>7461266
I have
arrived!
>>7461385
Good
How about you?
>>7461324
Hikki defeated an oni? That sounds pretty unlikely.
>>7461385
I'm feeling pretty good! I'm just having a beer and watching what happens. What about you, mate?
>>7461419
F
>>7461419
How...unfortunate...ahuhuhu~...
>>7461419
Good job muffet
I saw that from here.
>that feel when you want to sleep, but your tribute just wont bloody die
>>7461437
I'm sure Pence is used to that.
Everyone always has the same opinion of Beerus' cooking.
>>7461385
Listen here and listen closely. Don't act too gay unless you want to have an electrifying evening
>>7461385
i will eat your babies
>>7461464
Gays are not people.
So I have to deal with it everyday.
>>7461385
Hungry. Want hunts.
>>7460961
>whoops
>she shakes her head at you
N-No thank you, my mother would get mad if she found out I ate any sweets.
>>7461489
i am his babies
>>7461464
Well, no more frozen yogurt for Pence.
>>7461528
F
>>7461507
>swallows you whole
>>7461408
Bored and a little tired, kinda odd for a old man like you to be here though.
>>7461426
I'm currently putting on a show as always against these pushovers, let's hope fate doesn't get in my way this time.
>>7461466
How about I act however I want to act, and you can go home safe, instead of a wheelchair.
>>7461489
Who let this man out of the looney bin?
>>7461493
What an ugly little disgusting creature you are, tell me where did this place pick you up from, bug.
>>7461528
Donald don't fire me.
You know I love that yogurt please let me back.
>>7461534
How'd Yuno manage to do that?
>>7461368
Your diet is terrible, my dude. You gotta fix that before you go to an early grave.
>>7461385
Well I didn't die today so that's good. Just been tired all day.
>>7461391
Just a little too late there.
>>7461505
Suit yourself. You know, Yuno? About Aikawa. He can be a nice kid but at that age, all boys can be real creeps. Know why I'm telling ya this?
>>7461528
Leds go Misder Vise Presidend :DDDD
You gan habe my house if you wand :DDDDD
>>7461562
Hey donald is older than me.
Save that for him.
>>7461567
Five tributes have fun today, and the other definitely does not.
>>7461571
H-hey, what are you saying about me??
>>7461505
Yuno, heeey!
>>7461562
Well, good luck to you, mate! I have to sit this out since I got ran over...
>>7461593
F
>>7461562
>he hisses loudly at your insult
Ship went through rift. Crash here. Bored. Want food. Human flesh.
>>7461571
KazaaakplethKilik's diet strong! Best food come from the best victims!
>>7461571
I think you just jinxed yourself Mizy. Better knock on wood, if you believe in that sort of thing.
>>7461592
You have grey hair, you're old. Did you get lost in the way to the nursing home?
>>7461598
Yuh huh, whatever. What's with the ridiculous pirate get up? There some costume party going on?
>>7461571
Not all boys are bad, you know! There are some who know how to stay out of trouble.
>>7461596
Aikawa, hi.
>>7461616
From five tributes to just two. But which of these two will win?
>>7461616
Dog bless you, sweed Vise Bresidend Bens DDD:
May angles brin dee to dy resd DDDD:
I need more burger to ease my mourning DDDDD:
>>7461660
Nope! This is just my standard adventuring equipment. Fits me pretty well I think.
>>7461665
I must confess, you are a mess! Ahaha~ rhyming feels good.
>>7461571
I will follow that advice now
>>7461662
Wanna watch a scary movie with me?
>>7461665
Here's the winner. Seems we rarely end with a bang.
>>7461596
Something she needs to hear. Something about you. Nothing personal trappy.
>>7461653
Look elsewhere then. Last thing I am is a victim, pal.
>>7461660
You actually believe in that stuff? A little kiddy, don't ya think Ashy?
>>7461662
Sure not all of them. But trappy here is a loose cannon. Preying on any little thing he finds cute. You should watch out for him. It would suck if someone got hurt because of it.
>>7461653
Well look elsewhere unless you wanna get burned you walking eyesore. We have enough bugs here as is.
>>7461682
Adventurer hmm? Non you look a tad bit too pretty to be one.
>>7461707
There was really no other end. Thanks for the warm up losers.
>>7461723
W-what are you telling her? Lies!
>>7461707
Congratulations Ash Crimson, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7461739
Thank you all for playing and watching.
>>7461729
...Are you seriously saying that to me? I've slain countless monsters, gathered all sorts of treasure, and explored a lot of different places you know.
>>7461739
Good one, lad.
>>7461750
Thanks for the game!
>>7461750
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7461739
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7461750
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7461737
MIzore Shirayuki's a lot of things but a liar she's not.
>>7461750
Huh. So you did it. Nice going Ash. Thanks for a third time, Mokou.
>>7461739
Congratulations on surviving, Ash. It's no wonder you won this round.
>>7461750
And thank you for hosting this, Hostess.
>>7461750
Thanks for hosting
>>7461665
oof.
>>7461750
Thanks a bunch Mokou.
>>7461693
I do want to, but I'm a little bit busy with things right now. Maybe we could do that later?
>>7461723
I find that hard to believe. I'm pretty sure if that were true I would know by now. He isn't exactly the kind of person who is good at hiding things.
Oh man, I'm sorry this one took so long.
>>7461723
With all the crazy stuff I've seen. Why not? I take it you are not superstitious...
>>7461750
>>7461739
Merci, I appreciate the game.
>>7461768
Yet you have a baby face, where is the ruggedness? I mean it's not a bad thing if that's what you're thinking.
>>7461790
Please, you flatter me! I'm sure you say that to everyone.
>>7461739
Good job
>>7461750
Nice hosting
>>7461803
You're not wrong, but it's only polite to say that to everyone. That being said, the only ones that win are the ones worthy of winning.
>>7461796
O-oh... later today you mean?
>>7461803
I wouldn't say I have a baby face... And I just tend to get hit elsewhere, like my stomach or leg, or...
>He shivers before saying it
Anyway, I'm definitely the strongest person here, and I can prove it when another match starts.
Good evening folks. Whatchaa' up to?
>>7461796
He sure isn't. But if you're anything like me, you can never be to unprepared.
>She gives a huge sigh of relief, once again the air getting colder around the two.
Glad I could get it out. Been waiting to talk to you for months
>>7461803
Oh no, they are totally true. That Bloody Mary story was def not made by a girl at her sleepover.
>>7461837
>>7461693
Good job. You're growing up.
>>7461797
Don't beat yourself up over it. It's cool. I think I had a longer game then you had.
>>7461859
Trying to not fall victim to sleep. You good?
>>7461859
Eh, just sitting here having a drink, waiting for the next round to start up.
Your RP is putting me to sleep.
>>7461886
>also many more games
>Mokou
>>7461920
>kissu
>>7461828
And how has your luck been with winning?
>>7461843
Aha~ you're kidding right? You got ran over like a squirrel over there, and you say you're the strongest? Puh-lease.
>>7461859
Oh you know the usual. Winning.
>>7461886
So says the ice fairy...or witch...or whatever you call yourself.
>>7461886
I am? But I barely feel older!
>>7461934
I-I was just caught off-guard! She came out of nowhere with that car!
>>7461859
Nothing at all. I'm only here to chat with a few people. Socializing is key to becoming a powerful and important person.
>>7461934
So far I've only won three times. Nothing to write home about, I suppose. People like you are miles ahead of me when it comes to getting their fifteen minutes of fame.
>>7461920
you should go to bed
How many of you are there? I'll just ask for 36 and go from there.
>>7461929
Yeah that's true but I don't think those should count.
>>7461920
Sleep dude. Don't be like me.
>>7461973
Haru
>>7461973
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7461973
Neptune
>>7461973
Frances Elsner
>>7461973
Why the fuck do you ask when you should just make the entry?
>>7461973
Eggman-kun
>>7461973
Matt
>>7461973
Sangwoo
>>7461973
Rin Hoshizora
>>7461973
Edward Kenway
>>7461973
Baki
>>7461973
Dubsman
>>7462006
Gift horse, mouth, etc.
>>7461973
Muffet
>>7461973
James Storm
>>7461973
Aikawa
>>7461973
Maa
>>7462021
>kissu
>>7461973
Ash Crimson
>>7461973
Amami Rantaro
>>7461973
Chum Lee
>>7461973
Super Edge
>>7461973
Alexander the Great
>>7461837
If that's when you want to do it. I'll join you in a bit, I have to go for now. See you!
>>7461973
Len
>>7461934
Me being one a monster gives me more credit, doesn't it? I can't think of anyway that heard of those guys.
>>7461936
Just flew over your head. Figure of speech dude.
>>7462006
That was the entry. Everyone else understood. Not sure why you didn't.
>>7461973
Kumiko Oumae
>>7461973
Sherlock Holmes
>>7461973
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7462068
Aww, bye bye. See you later!
>>7462078
Ohh, well she said she will be back later. Any tips?
>>7461973
Jupiter
>>7461973
Doug
>>7461973
Izaya Orihara
>>7461973
Kageito
>>7461953
Those 15-minutes of fame dies eventually; above all else my fans consist of insane people.
>>7461934
Winning it all this very moment? That sounds like the Ash I know and love.
>>7461888
Well have another round while you can things are about to get wild.
>>7461886
Never been better. You should sleep soon, if its demanding.
>>7462137
Too right! I'm gonna kick ass this time!
>>7461973
Paarthurnax
Two more
>>7461950
Are we really making excuses now? Come on now...
>>7461953
Rightfully so, but hey...not everyone is cut out for this.
>>7462078
Yeah maybe so. What have you been up to lately? Still hunting that boy if yours? What would he say if he knew you spent your free time here.
>>7462137
Hmm...I didn't know I made that big of an impression, specially to a so called fighter like you.
http://paintschainer.preferred.tech/
pick a black/white image and colorize it.
post results
>>7462188
Misuzu
>>7462194
It's a perfectly legitimate excuse! Who the fuck brings a car to an arena match?
>>7461973
Panzer Hueg
>>7462137
Eavesdropping into my other conversation, hm? That's fine, I don't min it. You're bound to get insane fans in a place that requires you to murder your friends. I don't know what else you would've expected.
>>7462194
That's a weird thing to say. If that were true you wouldn't have high school girls, dogs, and inanimate objects here. I don't think there's one type of person that wouldn't be able to enter and win.
>>7461973
Urotsuki
Say your peace or forever hold your words. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
Post secret discords and their members
>>7462125
>fugs
>>7462250
>>7462255
Feel free to give my friend Urotsuki-chan my spot.
>>7462012
>>7462250
>>7462255
Swap me out. I'm kinda tired right now...
>>7462255
Let us proceed, shall we, dearie?
>>7462255
Ready.
>>7462255
It looks fun lady, so hurry up and start it up!
>>7462260
the chicken coop
>>7462114
I think you're asking the wrong person for things like this. Just make her feel like she is the only one for you I guess.
>>7462137
How can I get your energy? And I wouldn't worry about it. Got at least a good hour before it gets too bad.
>>7462194
Huh. Never thought about that. I don't think it will change much. It's not like I'm next door or anything.
>>7462267
You got it.
>>7462271
Looks like you have to stay up a little longer.
Guess that's it.
>>7462196
What kind of sorcery is this?
>>7462196
ok
>>7462304
that's pretty good
>>7462304
Nice
>>7462302
Should I just directly say that? Wait, why evenm?
>>7462304
>>7462194
Winning is hard to come by for a loser like you. A false-sense of victory definitely gratifies the mind until something actually happens.
>>7462233
Sorry, I can't help it, I'm mildly conceited when the situation calls for it. I wouldn't of expected nothing much from a blood-thirsty echo chamber of fans I have. Having a serial killer knocking on your door-step doesn't happen at all to the average joe.
>>7462208
Obviously the person who just ran you over, duh. You would think to expect the unexpected in here of all places. Maybe you've been hitting the bottle too much.
>>7462233
And most of the time those people lose, of course there are going to be exceptions thanks to sheer luck, but it's a fact of life that some of us are winners and others are natural born losers.
>>7462302
Eugh, please don't mention that place again...anyway you think he would be fine with you killing?
>>7462287
Who is the admin?
>>7462196
>>7462363
junko