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ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite pokemon ty

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

What's your favorite pokemon typing?
Also, to humans what pokemon typing would you give yourself?

Info: http://pastebin.com/2NuRCUiW
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>>7457805
anything but normal.
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>>7457786
>>7457795
>SEVERAL SYSTEMS NONFUNCTIONAL
>ACCURACY: ABSOLUTE PITS
>FLEE
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>>7457831
no you dont!

Fire blaaaaaasst!
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>>7457805
Currently rock I guess.

Probably steel or fighting for me.

Also wow, Unova has really shitty benches.
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>>7457831
holy shit you suck
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>reading last thread
>my god the sap

>>7457805
Steel, also Steel

>>7457810
Normal is the worst, after Fire and Fairy
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>>7457727
I'm getting my hugs.
>Lunges to cuddle the Zangoose.
>Evens its a miss.
>Odds the zangoose gets cuddled intensely.
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>resurfaces now that genesect is gone
Thanks Vulpix dude, you are clearly much braver than I.

>>7457805
I like electric types because I can make grounding jokes to them and they can't zap me for it.
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>>7457847
>RECONSIDER BELIEF IN LUCK
>FLEE
>>7457867
. .- - / -.. ..- ... -
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>>7457875
(uh, other way around, bucko, evens are hit, regardless of what you call it, read the rules)
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>Unit Five missing THIS many times.
Oh, Arceus my sides.
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>>7457884
And you do not attack moltres again!
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>>7457898
The fact that U-5 is this shit really says a lot about its creator, dontcha think?
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>>7457910
Is that why the rest of them hit like a truck?
Unit Five is much too cocky.
Plus he took two fire blasts. I mean, that's breaking some sort of typing rule.
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>>7457875
>>7457889
>Plows into the wall, getting herself stuck.
Ahh, not again.
Run while you still can fluffball.
Your fluff will be mine to cuddle!
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>>7457800
>seems to have brightened a bit as he worked

Batterrrrr's done, just need to cook it now

>pours the first batch into the iron

>>7457927
>something crashes into a wall hard enough that he feels the shake several rooms away

...nope, don't wanna know
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>>7457965
are you okay? Like, your binary just comes out as gibberish
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>>7457884
Consider I'm showing your performance to Jay here, and he's now training harder on actually landing attacks. So at least you're useful as a bad example, congratulations.

-posting from an industrial area

>>7457965
Dude, what.
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>>7457805
Ghost, duh.
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>>7457991
Damn right.
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>>7457805
Probably.... Grass.
Grass something. I don't know what the secondary typing would be.
>>7457742
>He chuckles
I can bet it was.
Obviously it worked out well for you.
>Type Null appreciates the pets. It nudges the hand for more of them.
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>>7457990
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>>7457998
Check this, slick.
>>7457974
>Switch!
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>>7458036
>Evens success.
And here we go.
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>>7457805
fire/steel man
best types
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>>7457805
Psychic/Fairy.
I find those to be the types of the most beauty.
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Is ARCEUS there?

I wish Emry looked like this.
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>Whistles and makes waffles.
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>>7457874
.... no they are not!

>>7458047
Yeah!
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>>7458036
Doopliss pls.
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I heard about a body snatcher here.
A crossover body snatcher.
Cut that shit kid, or I'm calling the fucking Ghost busters.
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>>7458139
>>7458142
look>>7458076
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>>7458161
Yeah?
I don't do wishes anymore sport.
Tough luck.
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>>7458129
>>7458139
Man you guys are no fun I'm not even here to start a fight.
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>>7458167
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>>7458098
Nothing personal kid, but fuck the heat.

>>7458173
Someone is about to get forcefully transformed. You seem like a Mimikyu guy to me.
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>>7458167
not even if I say 'pretty please with a cherry on top'
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>>7458173
>>7458191
Mimikyu it is.
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>>7458173
(read the rules mate, crossovers usually get turned into appropriate pokemon, and kidnapping/bodyswapping a character is something you should ask about OOC first, we had a bad time with someone who kidnapped the a character and started godmodding, so if we're a little overzelous on stopping you that's why)
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>>7458076
WISH GRANTED
>Shitty poof

For like ten minutes.
Don't want the bossdad gettin angry with me, sport.
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>>7458191
>>7458202
HEY WAIT
>>7458206
(Maaaaaaaaaaan I kept seeing these threads talking about wanting plot aight ill come back later)
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>goes through a very weird experience where he suddenly switched locations, switched back, and then turned black

...

>just goes back to making his waffles, not even phased by this bullshit
>the small smile he had is gone now
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>>7457965
(wew lad, updated translator to fix spacing bug with binary translation, https://bitbucket.org/cnf900/4chan-translator/src/4d83c039831b91a7282c514c121a37e513eb66da/4chan%20translator.js?at=master&fileviewer=file-view-default)
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>>7458219
(we mostly just wan't/need a little background plot going on, you know to drive it so we don't stagnate in the same setting/scenario forever)
(though be known that antagonistic characters tend to get shit on constantly by everyone wanting a swing at them every time they turn up in a location, I know since I have had like 3 antagonist characters)
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Well children...
I've found the prison with Lusamine...
And the company that owns it.
Did you know that I've been in the process of buying that company for a month now?
Silph Co will be mine in a few days - I hope you'll all be happy to see dear Lusamine again~.
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>>7458282
Not if I have anything to say about it, slick.
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>>7458289
Oh? Solgaleo and I will be waiting for you.
Unless you mean to attack her at the prison - in which case her guards will be waiting for you.
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>>7458316
Gotcha, pal.
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>>7458282
Don't make my job already harder than what it is, plus she's a functional 5 years old and completely useless to whatever dumb animeme scheme you're thinking of.
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Hey guys I found a secret leaked image of Emrys after Lucy left him

This is his face
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>>7458282
Ugh.
Why.
Why is everyone interested in Gladion's mom?
It may be because I'm gay, but I don't see the appeal.
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>>7458344
>>7458365
I don't actually need her at all.
It's her name I need.
Lusamine is a big figure in business, mentally sane or not, and having a portion of her company would further my goals immensely.
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New wife! New wife! Mommy!
Heehehehe.
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>>7457965
>>7458035
(someones salty as fuck about their annoying gimmick getting bypassed)
(guess me or someone else will just have to work on a making a Caesar cipher decoder)
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>>7458363
You forgot to make it edgy though
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>>7458363
I'm not dead though.

...well okay maybe I'm dead inside but still.

>>7458267
>finishes making waffles and passes plates to Gladion and N

>serves himself last, and eats mechanically
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>>7458363
Accurate.

>>7458385
You're already second in line so you will need to wait a few decades.

>>7458401
(it's not Rot13)
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>>7458401
GOD DAMNIT

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE LET ME COMMUNICATE AS I ALWAYS HAVE

WHY IS IT SUDDENLY AN ISSUE

UGH
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>>7458035
Seeing as I'm the one who made the tool this is probably why Salazzle left you.
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>>7458397
Lusamine, dear, how are you today?
>>7458438
Oh? Do tell, who's first in line?
They quite obviously aren't here.
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>>7458446
i will hyperbeam you into the sun.
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>>7458444
(mate feel free to speak in binary now that we don't have to have three different fucking tabs open to understand what's going on)
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>>7458438
(I know)
>>7458444
(its more of a convenience issue, some people don't like having to copy past into other tabs just to read the thread, keep posting in binary now that we have an auto translator for it)
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>>7458363
Naw nigga, THIS is Emrys
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>>7458461
Wife! My new wife!
Hi dear! Heehehehehe.
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>>7458497
...
Why.

>Looks at N and Gladion
...do you like the waffles?
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>>7458433
>He accepts the waffles and eats them
>Kinda drowns it in berries though
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>>7458461
That would be Gladion, legal owner of Aether as of Idon'tknowwhenbutsurelythesplitsecodnrightbeforeyou
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>>7458461
Go, Go Ghetsis Full arsenal
>a combination of Bricks, Curling irons, French fries and ranch, Burgers, burritos, Soda come flying out towards you
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>>7458522
>A ghost of a ghost bumps into the plate of waffles.
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>>7458475
>>7458495
>PLAY AUTISTIC_SCREECHING.FLAC
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>>7458535
Pheromosa, use High Jump Kick.
>>7458534
I see.
I presumed you meant for Lusamine's hand.
No matter, Gladion is a brat with no experience with business. I can either run his company into the ground from afar or steal it for myself - either way the job is made easier with access to Lusamine.
>>7458506
I'm afraid marriage won't happen for at least a week, Lusamine. I need access to Silph Co before I can get you out, and with any luck we'll be able to create a cure for your condition.
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>>7458522
TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN
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>>7458557
why
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>>7458522
Yes.
I normally do not eat things other than berries, so you'll forgive me drowning them in such.
>Anomalesia sticks his foot on a waffle when no one is looking
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>>7458528
Heh, least you cleaned your plate.

>>7458539
...Hi

>>7458557
...
Why would anyone draw that.

>>7458581
This is getting ridiculous.
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>>7458580
Ok!!
Credit card?
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What even are these threads?
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>>7458591

Howdy, bozo.

Real disappointed you didn't come pie me or some shit while I was asleep.
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>>7458580
>meanwhile in another location the original Ghetsis is monitoring every Mcghetsis cyborg from a control room
I really should get these things insured I keep losing them
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>>7458633
(autism given shape)
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>>7458580
I don't see how holding a mentally defective 40 years old with no legal standing or assets can help you but whatever floats your boat.

Silph Co will surely enjoy having an unexpected memo floating around about a possible hostile takeover.
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>>7458650
That doesn't explain a lot but okay.
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>>7458666
(you need to be THIS autistic to understand)
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>>7458666
(rp in the pokemon world)
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>>7458626
I'm afraid your credit card won't work for this, dear. Gladion owns your company.
>>7458657
It's not a hostile takeover.
I'm buying them out - this transaction has been going on for well over a month.
As for Lusamine, she's a recognizable figurehead.
Most don't even know she's insane, and with any luck Silph Co will be able to develop a cure. As Lusamine was the President of the Aether company having her makes any claim I make to it seem more legitimate.
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>>7458712
Okay, but why are there non-pokemon people here?
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>>7458616
So uh...this is going to seem like it's coming out of nowhere and I don't want to disturb you from whatever you're doing, but would you mind helping me out?

I kind of only just remembered that there was a dude that disappeared in Orre a couple days ago while he was checking out a base near Mt. Battle.
Any chance you could spare some Plasma dudes to go scout the place out, maybe even find the guy I'm worried about?
Or if you can't do that, any chance you could arrange for me to be transported to Orre so I can check it out myself?
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>>7458635
Wait until you see chainsaw lady.
She's worse than me.
>>7458666
(Just shitty rp. Feel free to lurk. I've been lurking for a few threads and I just picked up this character because someone else was playing a related one.)
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>>7458718
Oooh! What about pokemon?
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>>7458725
I would offer to fly you there, but that is probably a bad idea.
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>>7458724
(They're just faceclaims. Like avatars. Some of them are shitposters.)
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>>7458724
Pokemon world humans are included.
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>>7458718
About 95% of the civilized world despises Lusamine, after, you know, the whole nuking northern Sinnoh thing. Aether is in shambles and barely rebuilding now.
tl,dr you're dumber than the Brock's bricks

>>7458725
The former Aether with the UB-05 Glutton?
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>>7458728
Chainsaw lady.

Great.

But you do know chainsaws are actually horrible for murder, right? Chains get clogged with clothing like, almost instantly.

Don't ask how I know that.
>>
>>7458724
(Palkia did some spacial warping early on so we assume when that happened there were some crossover happenings, not many, but it leaves the option open. Arceus is fixing these universal glitches when he finds them though)
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>>7458756
>>7458757
>>7458794
Alright. Sounds like it might be fun.

Has Krookodile been taken?
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>>7458749
If I were to go there I'd rather go alone, I wouldn't want to put you or Alola Vulpix in danger.

>>7458765
Yeah, that's the guy. Either I've missed some posts or he's been gone ever since he said he was going to check the base out and he'd leave give updates.
>>
>>7458765
The nuking Sinnoh that, from what I understand, happened in an alternate timeline and is remember by very few of the citizens of this timeline? Try again, dear.
>>7458742
Your son is trying to murder you, do you have a team that could protect you?
>>7458837
(The only Pokémon we don't allow multiples of are legendaries/mythics/ect)
>>
>>7458837
(No character is really taken doubles are fine. Just try to avoid doubles of any of the humans unless youre playing a ditto. Go for it tho)
>>
>>7458837
(nawp, just find a reason to have a dex to shitpost from and you're good to go)
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>>7458617
You're RIDICULOUS, now common give me a BIG OL' SMILE
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>>7458778
That would be me.
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>>7458855
>>7458858
>>7458859
Alright, last question.
Are we allowed to play mode than one person?
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>>7458855
The nuking Sinnoh that is still very ingrained in the minds of pretty much everyone alive and required literal divine intervention for it to be fixed, in this very timeline.
(there's no alternate timeline except for the Wishening event stuff, the mindwipe stuff was about the Farsail crew directly)
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>>7458870
...I've got nothing to smile about right now.

Fuck, this depression shit sucks

>eats his waffles

>>7458898
(Absolutely mate)
>>
>>7458898
Yeah most of us play two or three characters. You aren OBLIGATED to but you should jump into the discord
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>>7458889
CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW
CHAINSAW CHAINSAW CHAINSAW
CHAINSAW CLUB
CHAINSAW CLUB
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>>7458898
>>7458837
A new pokemon?
Your getting the bag.
>>
>>7458889
>>7458916

Chainsaws are shitty overhyped movie nonsense.

Get yourself a circular saw, much better for dismemberment.

Again, don't ask.
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>>7458920
>VWRRRRRR
>Chainsaw: Meet arm
>>
>>7458898
(I'm fucked if we can't. I have like.... 13)
>>7458901
(I know- I'm Arceus, I made the changes. Ragyo doesn't know that, however.)
I see.
Regardless, I've already started the purchase of Silph and freeing Lusamine.
I see now reason to change what I'm doing.
Worst outcome she can simply be a fabulous model.
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>>7458934
I don't have any plans to change.
>>7458916
>>7458937
Urotsuki please.
>>
>>7458912
Link?
>>
>>7458985
https://discord.gg/8cCN7
>>
>>7458985
( https://discord.gg/wcRMq )
(we put parentheses around out of character chatter, by the way)
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>>7458966
Alright, if you wanna wind up like her and get your saw stuck on a dudes sleeve, that's fine by me.

>Joe: fuck around in the park because you have nothing better to do
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>>7459013
Excuse me, I am coming with you.
>>
>>7459000
>>7459008
Why is there two?
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>>7458906
THERES PLENTY TO SMILE ABOUT

I KNOW WHAT YOU CAN SMILE ABOUT, THIS PURPLE DILDO, OH-NO WHERES IT GONNA GO?
>>
>>7459043
Its two links for the same discord. Don't worry.
>>
>>7459032
Yeah, okay, sure.

So what's up with the mask?
>>
>>7459043
(same discord, those are temporary links to prevent shitposters looking through the archive to attempt to ruin/spam it repeatedly)
>>
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>>7458966
Chainsaw!
>>7459013
Usually I'm better!
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>>7459046
Nowhere, you're merely editing the pictures I have of generic zangoose -a method of identification, nothing more- with rainbows a happy face and now a purple dick.

I don't know why you are doing this.
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>>7459077
...Yeah, sure ya are. Have fun with bag guy I guess.
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>>7459058
For the protection of my ward and I.
You are her friend?
>>7459077
Yes I have a chainsaw.
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>>7458906
"There's no sorrow that lasts a thousand years"

>>7458940
(oh sorry, just in case)
(haha, I wouldn't be able to handle that many as the same time without confusing them)
Uh yeah, of c-o-u-r-s-e...
>hostile takeover mail sent to Silph Co. board members
>mail about Lusamine sent to Unovan police commanders
>>
>>7459131
I think he left.
>>7459139
I like to play Earthbound!
>>
>>7459139
..What's a ward?

Are you talkin about Sabi?
Cause she kinda told me to pound sand, in a more polite and vague way. I think.

But yeah I guess so.
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>>7459098
I WANT STOP TILL YOU TURN THAT FROM UPSIDE DOWN

NOW WADDA SAY? GIVE ME A SMILE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A BIG ONE
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PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
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>>7459249
GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG.
GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG GET IN THE BAG.
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>>7459326
FUCK PEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>7459333
YOU ARE IN THE BAG.
>>
(Ignore this post)
- . ... -
01110100 01100101 01110011 01110100
>>
>>7459368
PEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>7459368
>Bags the bag.
Finally I shall claim my prize.
Bagman rise!
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>>7459395
>Puts the bag inside another bag
>And then puts that one, containing the first bag, into another bag.
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>>7459407
>>7459424
>CHAINSAW
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>>7459433
>Chainsaw broken
Fuck!
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>>7459433
..Please just get a knife before that thing explodes and takes your arms off.
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>>7459424
>>7459433
Go Go Ghetsis, Breakfast burrito
>evens: perfectly cooked Burritos comes out his ass and he hands them to the people
>odds: he shits his pants
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>>7459447
>Bwupbwup
I've got more chainsaws.
>>7459487
Wow that's some shitty service.
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>>7459487
Yo, can I get a hotdog? Ketchup and mustard.

This vagrant shit's for the birds.

>>7459518
..I really hope you have more arms then.
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>>7459231
...But I can't, I don't find what you're doing worth smiling about, not even waffles are cheering me up right now.
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>>7459542
And alcohol! Wooooo!
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>>7459424
>Hops into a bag, carrying the other bags.
>The bag disappears, carrying him
>Evens, it ends up somewhere in Orre
>Odds, it falls into a septic tank
>>
pew
>>
>>7459648
..What.

>Vaguely confused marowak sounds
>>
>>7459648
>>7459703
Go go Urotsuki shredder!
>Evens they ride the chainsaw to Orre Odds they fall onto their face.
>>
>>7459716
what the fuck
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>>7459716
...Well then.

That's certainly something I never thought i'd see.
>>
>>7459542
One Hot dog coming up
Go Go Ghetsis Hotdogs
>Evens McGhetsis dispenses Hotdogs and hands them over
>odds:Hotdogs come flying out of McGhetsis in an avalanche
>>
>>7459754
Hey sup I'm here for the bag based criminal!
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>>7459822
...Okay.

>Point vaguely in the direction of a scrap heap with a bag on top of it
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>>7459850
>UROTSUKI: STRIFE
>Chainsaw bag!
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>>7459141
You wish to be like that?
Fine.
I shall simply have to speed up the purchase process.
Excuse me while I make this call.
>>
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>>7459850
How are you so calm right now?
Seriously, I'm envious.
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>>7459891
>Man this bag is hard to hit.
>Chainsaw!
>>
>>7459926
I have mastered the art of not giving a shit.

It takes a long time and a lot of nonsense.

I don't recommend it.

>>7459891
..You need some help with that?
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>>7459956
Yeah I'm kinda having trouble.
>They empty the fuel out of the chainsaw onto the bag.
Here lets make a funeral pyre.
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>>7459581
What I'd the waffle smiles at you? Will you smile back?
>>
>>7459969
'Kay.

>Casually flame wheel the bag
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..... Why.
I feel like something strange has happened.
again.
>Pet the doggo
>>
>>7459956
>I have mastered the art of not giving a shit.
That much is very clear.
I hope it works out for you better than digging away at the first sign of trouble.
>>
>>7460002
Well that was my last chainsaw.
>They flop into the sand.
Rad.
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>>7459999
That's just disgusting
you ruined waffles.
How could you.
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>>7459999
I am suddenly unable to feel anything else then joy.
Joy and a craving for waffles.
>>
>>7460027
Its worked out so far. Probably gonna stay that way.

>>7460039
You know chainsaws are made for wood, right?

They aren't good with fabrics.

I can probably hook you up with something better, if you'd like.
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>>7460099
It worked pretty good on that dude in the hospital.
Oh well, what's your suggestion?
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Say, anyone has experience here on how much do magnemites change in behaviour after evolution, you know, while the whole three brains interconnecting thing.

>>7459897
As long you don't further interrupt my attempts at training my pokemon or taking over the world, feel free to do whatever.

>>7460019
Could you pass some intel to Colress?
Shit's about to get odder at a business level, and not in a good way.

>>7459999
Quadruple crit fail at improving waffles. How the fuck.
>>
>>7460131
Perhaps a broad axe, or a bardiche?

If you want something lighter a sabre or similar style of curved sword would be good for cutting.

Sticking things isn't my specialty but estocs are nice for that.
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>>7460183
And by pass, I mean "could you please pass this intel to Colress, N?"
I still need to adapt to these formalisms.

>details on the company administrating Unovan prisons because what the fuck, private prisons
>details on who is buying stocks on Silph Co.
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>>7460183
Well they aren't actually three times smarter according to the Aloladex.
>>7460188
Huh I'll look into it. How far until the nearest town?
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~atani, Satani, in amus dignita~
~Satani, Satani, e vade retro sagitta~
>>
>>7460099
Probably. Although you can never be sure about that kind of thing.

Anyway, if I run into you in the desert in the next day or so, I'll come say hello. For now I need to plan some shit out and then get some sleep.
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~We came to fight in the army of Christ~
~Armed with a fistful of steel~
~Send to inferno the demons allied~
~Prayer for prayer the deal~
>>
~We are the storm and the wicked inside,~
~More than a martyr can take~
~Fire them back to the dark of the night~
~Pray for this time we awake~
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~And we all~
~Die, die, die tonight~
~Sanctified with dynamite~
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Halleluja!~
>>
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>>7460183
Certainly.
>Message sent to Colress' computer
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~We are damned in the night~
~Sanctified with dynamite~
~And at midnight we come for your blood~
~We are cursed and denied~
~Holy lord of dynamite~
~And at midnight forever we are~
~Die, die, dynamite~
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~Born of tornado, we bring you the night~
~Pray for we all detonate~
~Heroes in heaven and servants in life~
~Kill us before it's too late~
>>
>>7460241
Phenac is an hour or two walking to the east.

Tell me when you figure it out, and I'll crank something out for ya.

>>7460250
I'm somewhere in the middle of Pyrite and Phenac, camped up against the cliffs. I'll cook up some stew.
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~Like a messiah we end crucified~
~Into damnation we rode~
~Torn into pieces of soldiers divine~
~Ehre sei gott, we explode~
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~And we all~
~Die, die, die tonight~
~Sanctified with dynamite~
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Halleluja!~
>flies over Plasma Friggate
>>
>>7460331
Ugh.
This better not be an attack.
>Sits on deck with Zekrom in preparation
>>
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~We are damned in the night~
~Sanctified with dynamite~
~And at midnight we come for your blood~
~We are cursed and denied~
~Holy lord of dynamite~
~And at midnight forever we are~
>>
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>>7460306
Cool! Thanks.
>Was that motorcycle there before?
I'm gonna jet, might be back later, you want anything?
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>>7460371
>Squirt at violently
Shoo.
>>
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Halleluja!~
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Die, die, dynamite~
~Die, die, dynamite~
>selfdestruct high in sky far above frigate
>is dead
>>
>>7460380
Anytime.

If you see any pipes in the desert, grab some for me? Starting to run low on those.
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>>7460401
what the fuck
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>>7460417
Gotcha, bud.
>Vroom away.
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>>7460401
>Meaty bird pieces land on N
>He has a look of absolute horror on his face
>N just
>Walks back inside
>And curls up on the bed
>>
>>7460452
>Dispatch Unit One for N cheerup duty.
>Get back to bandaging burns and working on Unit Three.
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>meanwhile, Jay and two other magnemites are spinning very closely to eachother

>>7460348
Thanks. I do believe these will come in need soon.

>>7460401
I call hax.
>>
>>7460452
If that scares you, don't come to Orre.

There's a stretch of desert locally called the boneyard.

For reasons that should be obvious.
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>>7460488
Perhaps its more of a matter of the fact that I'm covered in FUCKING BIRD INTESTINES. THERE A SEVERAL CHUNKS OF LIGAMENT AND BONE IN MY HAIR, AND I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THE BLOOD, BILE, AND BRAIN MATTER WILL NEVER ACTUALLY WASH OUT OF MY SHIRT.
>>
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>>7460533
Weak.
>>
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>>7460533
Then you should take a shower instead of dirtying up the bed, sir.

Oh wait a sec shit's happening here
>>
>tfw realised I didn't even finish song before blew up
>>
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>>7460548
ZEKROM. BOLT STRIKE.
>>
>>7460533
And?

Throw it in the washer with some baking soda.
It'll come right out.
>>
>>7460580
In Orre really? Are you s
>>
>>7460562
>>7460581
.... thing got left on bed?
What is?
I touch while he gone
Find out!
Show am good Type: Null!
Scout out the unknown thing!
Good Type: Null get to stay!
>>
>>7460580
Did you seriously just fry my first potential customer because you can't handle a little viscera?

>Groan

>Go get the sand sled and head twords Phenac
>>
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>>7460668
>Crashed out and totally unconscious
>Maybe dead
>They kinda deserved that though
>>
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>>7460668
Not here
Master in bad place
Like mother of old master!
Panic whenever loud bang!
Miss old master
Wonder what did wrong that old master no want
But like new master!
Be perfect Type: Null for new master!
Prove self to new master!
>>
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>>7460043
>>7460050
>>7460183
OH, YOU PEOPLE DENY MY ATTEMPTS AT MAKING EMRYS SMILE??? THAT MAKES ME FEEL, FEEL ANNNNGGGGRRRRYYYY
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Speaking of things getting fried, Jayveecee has become Jay, Vee and Cee. Or at least just Jay because I still don't really know which magnemite takes over but seems that Jay got ahead.
At least he seems much chipper than before today's training session, closing the level gap with Hal.

>>7460757
Good doggo.
>>
>>7460789
Want help!
Want prove self!
... don't know how
Really want to stay here!
With new master!
Don't want to go away again!
>>
>>7460756
...
>Prod with bone
...
Eh, you'll be fine.

>Chucks you and your bike onto the sled and heads back to camp

>>7460757
Good dog.
Best friend.
>>
>>7460773
("Waffleking, I choose you!")
>>
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>>7460773
...
Stop
>>
>>7460809
hey buddy im gonna chill with N okay?
gonna try to get him into the shower
dont get too rambunctious there
>>
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>>7460861
NO I WILL NOT, I TRIED TO SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF, BUT YOU WOKE ME UPSIDE AND MADE ME SEE POKEMON LIKE YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY

FUCK YOUUUU
>>
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>>7460809
Best bet is just be yourself, buddy.
>>7460825
>Nope, probably ded.
>>
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>>7460825
What do I do?
Want to help!
>>7460966
Self not good enough!
Old master left!
Want to stay here!
>>7460896
ok
>>
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>>7460896
I'll keep an eye on him, how'd you like your waffles anyways?

>>7460950
...but why
You're just a man/pokemon posting edited pictures of ruined waffles.
>>
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>>7460995
coolio
also: tip: be yourself dude N isnt a douche
anyway i gotta wash this dirty boy
so be back
>>
>>7460966
>Carry on, because it's fresh meat and a bike if she's dead anyways.

>>7460995
Uh, I don't know.
Just be a good doggo.
>>
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>>7461016
they were pretty good
better than moms
because it involved getting burned with the waffle iron

anyway i gotta wash N
hes not feeling good
>>
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>>7461018
>>7461058
>Frustrated dog sounds at this advice
But
It no work before?
Why work here?
>>
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Gym still isn't open
Pissing me off.
I'm hungry too, and don't have the money for food, or anything really.
Thank god Oath and Ob don't eat. Still not sure why they changed form and came alive.
>>
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>>7461134
Because N is nice!
Also hi!! I'm Azoth!
>>
>>7461179
Type Null!
Hi!
Am Type: Null!
Called...
Anomalesia!
New master calls Anomalesia!
Flower!
.... I think
>>
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Does anyone know their way around Castelia? This place is confusing.
>>
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>>7461058
>Bonk possible corpse on the head with bone
Wake up or else i'm going to be making some really good stew.
>>
>>7461228
Where are you?
>>
>>7461220
Hi!!
IT's nice to meet you! What do you like to do?
-Azoth
>>
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>>7461245
>a McGhetsis lands nearby
Do my Sensors detect a potential customer
>>
>>7461278
I'm at the Pokemon Center. I look like the picture I posted.
>>
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>>7461322
..Yeah, she's so hungry she passed out.

>Point at 90% probable corpse
>>
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>>7461313
Hello!
Like.... Food!
Touch food!
Food texture!
Imagine what food taste like!
Like pets!
Love pets!
All the pets!
Be good Type: Null!
Affectionate Type: Null!
... bad at fighting.
Get better!
Be best pet!
No more abandon!
-Anomalesia
>>
>>7461370
Hello!!
Yes yes food is good!! Haven;t been able to eat food but I bet it is good!!
Practice fight! Azoth help yu!
-Azoth
>>
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>>7461357
Go Go Ghetsis Stew surprise
>Evens: McGhetsis hands over two bowls of delicious Stew
>odds: it has what appears to be Human Eyeballs, tongues and even ears floating through it
>>
>Le Batteur: Finally dig yourself out of hotdog mountain

W h y.

>>7461336
I could show you around I guess.
>>
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>>7461416
Thank you! I really appreciate it.
>>
>>7461411
..Nice.

Eyeballs, tongue slivers, and..are those chunks of heart?

>Set them on the sled

Thank you.
>>
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>>7461397
Yes!
Hello!
Help nice!
Get better!
Practice!
Where go?
-Anomalesia
>>
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>>7461016
HAHAHA YOU THINK IM A HUMAN NO I A GHOST POKEMON!!!! WHO HAS POSSESSED A PLATE OF WAFFKES, ALL THOSE EDITS WHERE ME!!! HAHAHA

IF YOU WON'T SMILE I'LL JUST MAKE MYSELF SMILE, JUST WAIT EMRYS I'LL SHOW YOU. JUST. YOU. WAIT.
>>
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>>7461448
>edited.png
Oh boy.
>>
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>>7461448
Yeah, no problem.

I'll be there in a couple minutes.
>>
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>>7461519
...don't wanna know, don't wanna fucking know.
>>
>>7461511
Up! To to to deck.!
Practice battle on deck!
Hi!!
Sounds good?
-Azoth
>>
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>>7461519
These waffles are oversalted.

>>7461539
Formal request to turn on the frigate deck camera, I want to see the good doggos.
>>
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>>7461539
Higher! Deck!
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Practice!!!
Yes!!!
I follow!!
Become good Type: Null!!
Never be leave again!!
-Anomalesia
>>
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>>7461613
Done. The port is open.
>>
>>7461613
Boof!
>>7461615
High deck!!
race!!!
hello!!!! hi!!
You are good!! Stronger gooder!!
-Azoth
>>
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>>7461448
Yo, I'm here.

Tall dude in the baseball uniform's me.
>>
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>>7461671
Am not fast!
Try!!
Try be fast Type Null!!!
Hello!!
Be quick doggo!!!
>Evens Anomalesia wins race, odds is not a quick doggo
>>
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>>7461652
Thank you.

>>7461671
>>7461703
Hello good doggos.
>>
>>7461703
>SUPER DOGGO WIN!!!
You do good!!
Hello!!
Fight fight?
>>7461719
Boof!!
-Azoth
>>
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>>7461687
>Poke out from behind pokemon center.
Hello? Over here?
>>
>>7461743
Oh.
>Scoot around to the back

Howdy.
>>
>>7461819
..Huh.
That's a new one.

>Return the wave
How ya doin? I'm Joe, Joe Schmoe.
>>
>>7461728
Yes!!
Hello!!!
Fight!!
>Anomalesia used Swords Dance!
>Attack went up by two stages!
>>7461719
>That's not even a bark sound he makes
>More like something coming from a hyena
>>
>>7461847
(Fug)
>>
>>7461870
Fight!!
>Azoth used Crush Claw!!
Hey!
>>
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>>7461980
Uh, I think their base is in Alola, but I think the Aether foundation got shut down from what I heard.
So I dunno really.
>>
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>>7461870
(I was thinking of a very deep bark, actually, but that does fit as well)

>>7461954
Hits, but not even a dent in those masks.
>>
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>>7461980
.... Aether.
What do you want with Aether?
>Disgusted face from a freshly showered N
>>
>>7462082
dude?
>>
>>7461954
>It hit!
252 Atk Type: Null Crush Claw vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Type: Null: 103-123 (26.1 - 31.2%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
Ow!!
Hello!!
Yes!!
Fight!!
>Anomalesia used Sword Dance
>>
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>>7462082
>>7462115
I think having gorrrre spatterrred on him made him a little spooked, mate.

Also, his Null is fighting Azoth on the deck, Colrrress is watching them.

>munches on a stack of waffles stabbed onto his claw
>>
>>7462224
>Azoth flicks his tail
Dancy!!
Hello!!
>Azoth uses Iron Head!
>>
(so someone in the discord raised the point that this is starting to feel a lot less like pokemon, and more like "crossover in the pokemon world")

(a lot of us are starting to think we need to dial back the anime crossovers, but obviously we need to ask the thread about it)

(does this still feel like pokemon to you?)
>>
>>7462306
(Most of the time it does, but the the Regigigas fight and the Rust(?) thing yesterday were stretching it)
(Maybe they should focus more on the pokemon they have)
>>
>>7462306
(Everything seems fine to me, but I'm fairly new still so I don't know if that counts.)
>>
>>7462306
(I think having less direct human character insertions from other Series would be great, over half of them are just walking references that eat up the image limit)
>>
>>7462373
(I agree)
>>7462463
(Maybe we should just like, have most of these anime characters change their face claim a bit, I don't wanna say ban anime entirely, but suddenlyanimeprotaganist is kinda iffy)
>>
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>>7462115
I....
I could have sworn...
.... Nevermind.
I see Unit One has changed the sheets.
>>
>>7462306
(we just need less fucking avatar focused characters. Not every new character needs to have a face to go with them every single post)
>>
>>7462296
Ow!!
Hello!
>Anomalesia used Crush Claw!
+4 252 Atk Type: Null Crush Claw vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Type: Null: 309-364 (78.4 - 92.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>
>>7462510
you feeling better bro?
>>
>>7462546
OW!!
Hey!!!
>Azoth used Iron Head!
>>
>>7462546
>>7462579
This isn't looking good for Azoth...
>>
>>7462579
Miss!!!
>Anomalesia used Crush Claw!
>>
>>7462635
Ha!! Miss miss!
Hey!!
>Azoth used Crush Claw!
>>
>>7462655
>Azoth manages to twist his paw and fall over.
>>
>>7462549
...
>He just flops onto the bed
>Muffled grumbling
>>
>>7462669
Poor doggo.
>>
>>7462655
>>7462669
>Torn between helping and finishing battle to be a good Type: Null
>Decides to win and then check
>Crush Claw
Ow!
Hey!
Type Null!!
Okay??
Hurt??
>>
>>7462777
>He fucking trips and Crush Claws himself in the face for an instant KO
>>
>>7462777
>>7462795
Oh!!
>Run to get N
>>
>>7462804
>N's Zoroark is already there!
.... That sucks.
>Pick up Anomalesia
Where to little dude?
>>
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>>7462777
>>7462795
I
just
wat


-Streambro/Snoopingbro reconsidering how much avatarfagging is too much avatarfagging
>>
>>7462777
>>7462795
This is why only Zangoose should use Crush Claw, everyone else just can't pull it off.

>.t not a zangoose
>>
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pew
>>
>>7462935
>Angry glare from N
>>7462795
.... Gladion, how does one care for a Type: Null facial injury.
>>
>>7462947
>Gadreel attempts to adopt this Cosmog as well
>>
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>>7462935
dude no, not cool. Fuck off with your signature move meme, only legendaries actually have signature moves.

>>7462950
I'd assume a potion would do the job. Also quit glaring at me that wasn't me.
>>
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>>7462961
>1
pew
>>
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>>7462987
Ah well.
I suppose you shall have to remain a sibling-less Cosmog.
Doomed to wander all on your lonesome.
Do have fun with the Mandibuzz.
>>
>>7462970
It was the whiff of the century.
Poor odd doggo, looks sadder than Azoth now.
>>
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>>7463011
>11
pew
>>
>>7463045
pew a cute
>>
>>7463045
Good day to you, Cosmog.
I shall return to my hearth, warmed by a fireplace and the smell of fresh food to feed my Cosmog child sweets.
It is a shame you are not my Cosmog child as well.
Don't let the demons bite.
>>
pew
i mean new
>>7463087
>>7463087
>>7463087
>>7463087
>>
>>7463096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AtP5vT3bE
>>
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